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swd ilstoric Society of Montana r(), 1 . BENTON, MONTAN.i'A, FRD JANUARY 2, 1880 . . . ... Ir- . ... . . ]. ....nw ._m_.._._ __..'an 'n. n n n nunun nmmnm u ul nnn m nn u u.. .- -,.. : Poetry. 1'TIHE WORI' i WORKERS.IL - lo .:nn ithleod· that hiav yet heen Wou 1 not 'lmid tihe awful roll of airms, n i't- of hiood is hose solemn sty itt 1 ,1...i, lth e p thsohl ier workl I \1\ !.- ,,'u';rl I. 1 i'l' that lea ltl o humlllan good; _'- le ,ot nook of IHeavc'en, , o: , ,r '.? nf ll divinit t; ;. -ie -. InfIlingouuL go dcown. , ; , III -.temt -heel beforehhl . ,. uI , r , sh the -ilen a arch of night t:: , Itnner of the stars, .i. -ll'po r '} r that Eines .1rctturus rule, . it b:lihfol light that Sirius flames ; i,, , n il w l . a\ 'foriat battlellag , i.... .h. - :a leadi ndi b hId, . tti li , ii. r it-rie itbri ,ts Ih, .ing. to lan ... :. , h bthc ito-in!olthe e;tth , , ii' Ow r ith. matr of clay, r,, ,i1. :- t] healove sn til(ellm % ; ] . ,1, " t. ,atrk . Iht- llbier brave, . I,,i; r1 ant t hick. :1|,. freedt',on to plr.0ue S I 1 ,' l 1r,-ih ' od of i OIili .ly rk I ttt tl t it li-fut l pride. - --ti't otto --. 'it- , S; r ", i ,."lark -:,l linneIl sl ing "It l.,:1, ' : iIllo. r-hlc ? be free 'r . t r. toiliig . it, ti iruth uphobl." , l ty I biitinth itt' 1, . i ,"lt L I t l i t ki - i t 1., t .,,trdtq'lprize, when I'mn a l an. '! . 1,,. 1 1 1 h1w ain the goal " 1 '' i Io It! Itl th re i , ll toy. '-1, [f11 '<r -hall he 1luing." -i'0"i, Iiil-o lo iton ii Iu 'iioy , -lli'ol t-al n is atll before, ' it il-lim n" ,t m ee lii. ffor behind. Ift, 0i a~pt~re it and ntttoa, | t" e r 1er ankiml. iut. Mthi', t iulingi in tile night, .-: .)I 1 1., 11 y'otsetlf not allunblest tI t., h .t- 1 tiOIn. glt artll t light, hi1 ,-i bsl ilt et ltoprit', h tuad n lit : 1,,_." .-aiq : "M ine isatlMrillingtal" 'tt , h Iolt il.' lOtitbor's ,lht. ; t itt,:t t Ir ptetdd Il. to -neoot, It- : ra ve d mnn 1 flute." W , o\. ]V dropped his chld : 1 1 r' 11.1.0'! 1t aw1 s.h t dead is. )' , 1:0 I 1 ill his rine : r~,t tho I irYl, shed Iis gore ,l 1 ,'oulI not stand his.,nore." 11t . La.' th' beno . 'e'ltte and Wise, I Ii- rhiiin upon hi'i palhll, I I I 'tr.q'Jll'l qion .losed his ryes ..'heronid to each : "Co free - 'l' .rt, i n 1, aw for 01uch ais thee." ie th :, m,-ir by the woletnn, malty son 1l Ii-! ruIlnlI f/orllr'n, Fi-hinz f'rloml night to morn, s :ll'I I-II eil( Ler'imsoncrahfor Ill lht th' 1 i-hr tiercely glared like one lit ?w. '" 1o "" be howled, "i'lll nete a mit , i -: i t, nd ifthal'.to) please)(lfull, V'4i praelt'l :'o the stale, ~d piy nitl alil" upon mily east It net," 'holw nhi inlnn Ils'er fishing by the oe 1. I nl'tintile num e".anglelittle rcntOl , I\d, s,incingon his heel, I;ii 'ed ,1 .treal lish -r'.t reel, ..1'bu Il 1 hunglrly P|'D]I hail Ill Ili.. ral-b~ltt i 7.r, ; . Original Story. S ETCH.I-IE By .I. IIEALY. A Bi6cdy Battle. S11i+' iouri ,a,..y a, d tlajaren adjacen ajl pliains. iron Ikz.:r; to ForIct i.t'' .i,\ ln.ii tll t hetli:l't (ciof ti P of the ='-t . i t'il:ulr. \bh.i i wnidentts retr'thdr, in bi.f;' tio i-.l.tl'r. r1 Ii' remoll ed frolt tiof blood .s i nao.n. tl u .,t- oIsts ol f ci' ilizltion, :UOt ~tIa. " ily .rv.iý d by nature with aelle ti.. t llayl'it r aof I fwild and savage life, at -till 'I~s.tly v'iilvld region became act oa tty dai t t i hte e hr i nllle of 6tittli,' t ' I v- not, hoiiwev er~ ic, 11til aftI r i ii xMin m , ii-ol tnt:is hi'hre, i t 1 I i, that thie <-n x. t ho ha te madeI this regi sts i ra l riols. l efi ilir l t irst trail of blood -ll cI ii t!I 11i lk- of tie crooked streaml ; ut fr Oit i:i tii ol', dawn to the lpresent day, tl]'is x - tr :i t of country has beeln tl.0 ,'t-. o a more blood-shedi than pi uerhap y -tin pI sit Iin' i11 t'ii the Ai'enmerican cotetni I!:," iomparitively lhfeet ltti'antl'd -lil" .ti, tclli ls of dvLewis & cI , tenturteO,.hi !iv o,-ii. itilili if boiderlife The fi '1.,i 'illlll cltliielb' wPithV the Indtiaaini \v' iti.. , tiaiitei.liri lI y t li ' -'i aloo fuxrnieso d InaI por1i tion of tme erimes eommitidftt i .l; ii tl-ui-iral lal e, and afford . lif - ai '0 ,ll Iw inumln lc1 s vlictims who h btit I,- killed i4 op It w ,rfare, orilaughter'd SI.4l , ti.n b l l'tr a titfle e after their tlie ht l:, . . i ltfil " l ig the river they si. rlld; 'till' 1' ill' fthat c lpi the i isf ortdne to i'- ltO r pttlat lih:l l , i. women anl 'hil-. It .i t l1i' t he t.hite race or of pniW t Sll,!ý i r·i t:'h, i l heir own, \ ere flltallg .ý ? , i tillill iit lls or provotation, and .g fl !:u .,::wr plrifposc thlan tilo gratify lhtir' SHiai ' tilea Toir pblood. it oodas not It (i0 l(.ihor h:i thegi e t iends i ret l.it, i,'1 li'ti'r irutal be or er salnd moriad rii :,ml ct superior skill and ft I wrt Ill tt orly days, of the vofr tions e h..iw i",1, lll by the white inhfo bitants-ditheys .!li ntit properly be oalled setole.s;,as . if a: V. \\'ere perm anently locat di7- :',Con the river, made theem an attracdive, lit t1, often an easy prey to the Sioux.f "'l'Te, profits of the far tra:le were thenltw prinili aud lnear thirt e only inducet ;ti for ',\hit- ltt i men:0 '. eek this daingerousc.. ria tiy. alttl rlem it inl ctnstnli t t peril of their i.,, thogh idoubtless many were led n ri" romtantit ideas of border life. The (fsi irnlch ., auni esp', cialyt the trafflc in -,rol, .'o -st' : mou.e.lcd chiefly with the Indinwi \Vhih hunters arid trappers also furnishe S Ouly of fire tiau peltries, and the hital r; i're inetily employed white men to' tIMl or c.,ch the fur-produhing anmal ;; hil th main supply caume directly or in i, tiih't~iy from the lldians, from whom t.n ih, htter, frequently pureh/l-'-d t,,d. :,ml fll-,'. which they afterwards shln N ' i,. hr-lar for monpani-es or tradamr-. cil,, of the peculiar feature.eof tilt; tratiti ý lthat h,,tilt. Inldians, if not always tt JIMt dehliblle nn.wllrs, are usuaflly Most pr!,fiiable to tratders, . war-lpa t 1 ldhostti',e will tI.Uially accept with hauglhty nlltlint'r'nc whatever price or goods 1;, Slr.tob.r eitwOws to igive them in retutri lsiho the peaceably-disposied red-skint wily l til-'im hardestbargain possible, and wit l~ually t.etnvlnd, beg or steal more tha hii stotk in trade is worth. As the Profits of the far trade were et !ie li lhnOst entirely from the Indians, ti tr:vitr was not only eolm jelled to dw with tfl' Indians; buit iaongtihe tile and blood-thirst. ries, r db e t'a r':ith'r can well imnlagine i riloku tP 7 l: " ..tt :~l~ ' O+4'.. : y t,:... r whose long famniliarity with danger made theml utterly fearless and almost invinci ble, these traders were enabled to hold their ground against the liordes of hostile Sioux who swarmed along the banks of the Missouri, and many of them in time realized fortunes from their dangerous calling, and lived to enjoy the fruits of their labors. It would be impossible, how ever, to estimate the numberless lives sac rificed in conducting this perilous traffic. 'The forts were at all times liable to at tack, and hundreds upon hundreds of men are known to have perished in their de fense, while as )many more, perhaps, whose fate is uncertain, were butchered by the red fiends who now enjoy the protection of l1er Majesty's Government. The hunters, traders and other em ployees; of the great fur companies were not, however, the only victims of Indian atrocity. After the Upper Missouri had been successfully navigated by steamers, wood-yards sprang up along the river, and the ien engaged in supplying the steam ers with fuel were frequently attacked and killed by the Sioux. Tihe gold discoveries in Montana brought many new settlers to I the country, and manIy of these also fillur nished food for the scalping knife and tomahawk. "Eternall vigilanlce," however, soon mlade thet whites equal to their foes in Indian strategy, and superior courage and intel ligence gave them an advantage which in time brought the Sioux into complete sub jectilon. Whisky was also a powerful agent inll bringing about this desirable re stilt. -It demoralized the Indians and kept them poor, but it also broke their blood thirsty spirit, or cauc,ed thenm to expend all their vicionsuess upon each other. When the Mounted Police first took po session of the Northwest Territory, they found the Sioux alnd Assinaboines, a kin dred tribe, completely subdued and enter taining a wholesome dread of the whole white race. And only since the abolition of tlhe whisky traflic, and since the North west Territory beeamesanl asylum of refuge for the Sioix and other hostile tribes, has the necessity for military protection beenl i It by the settlers of northern t Montana. The subject of this sketch has been se- I lected from numerous others of equal i portI:nee, for the purpose of showing tihe fearflti olds ';l which thie early settlers of : . were oftetn obliged to con tewi, ai e a contest of such niagni nitir doriirv. :lihe publicity it has nlever yet aiid.: 'its trutl, the read:ier will :l ;ventLr' , ia doubt, lwhen the fact is Si d t.! , : , all tile whites' engaged S i ' :: ' "otiu ter are still resideints 01"n, a of them living at lBenton a:, i,:'e I:n a:long the Missouri. ;: ,,. "i, . t iter of 1868-J, a company t' :-lians would caill the :a f prairie anld mountain ::: :,r d at the nlouth of the SI.:·.ic.,,. They numbered in all " ti?- : lmen, alnd one Itndiait .... -, . ~.~ :t hose were the following, Sti;i i-..,!. ibe readily recognized by E . (.4eatit ,:. Jr., Chas. Morrison, ..agin' , GGreenwood, Frenchy, : . S:ib. W. A. Thomipson, James A. S, D-i; Hlalpin, Dan. Fitzpatrick, Sil i :::i. ie Cochrulane, Joe Beesh ,it . M:.eonald, Fisher, Cash . ill i-itin, Johnson, Geoe. Gren nIaa :a~rAm. ~~lrewer, W hitson, (.Cap. An .r:.. rv liv.3, Tom Stuart, Camerlon, h,,+ guin-,,mitn, Gus Tyler, Henry S. <atea. :: :ix others, names forgot S.. ..rtein, Jr., and :he Moultana PI; 's1t oi Cfiompany, were rpef1nia tier' 'saii.l: iaid at thfis place, and the reit .! +-r of the meI had congregatcd I It',,,I tt(a neighboring wood-yards along -" e;: i) anwait the arrival of the first o3ii, boat friom be l9w, which was expected, at 1y fiay. The place had serious ex ` 0is' sit. of ..ieco)ring a successful rival of i 1'. O, :!a;d a.: sr-eady called Musselshell .. T 1he eitbri, were strongly built with I .i ., +:f pi:rta¢- ncy, and for defense o wtr Indiatme, and during the summeri ,a:Sn upltre a number of .people of all c es aend pira i'0ons visited the town to r, h1iie tuppiit#s .cacd buy or sell robes and i:, bti4n thte atll and winter butt little it: c wasI t.ritusted, and few persons ia t&o retatl thronghout the dulli ·l`itians ha:l been rtemarkably stlc , 1 in :ill theji expeditions against the sob! , d wtere (daily becominig more . Ore tiadaSiot- Thirty-seven well-1 i~tl:antl ei.tltien.ild Indian-fighters in t ...- d .ysx itoa aev r, entertained little rl.titf eettcoing any force of red-skinisi h.el],.~ai itase tile temerity to attack siu. xnd tstjs tro.y possessed all the : iete iRtfbtraIentei1 l* danger that then i e .rterib t I the border settler, I A re tof 2% Sioux, camped at Fori 'I P. ionder ihe commiaind of their chief, i "1't:Boar,' hb.d fir some tine calcu- I tilatt$rckiel thi Musselheshell settle ov. jetimi -p force theire would be nlo I liiit iv!nbts .it g a , spileedly and con- i1 le gictoy wiVotl'u slflri hoas to them- i ey :But tihy deferred the attgolF u!Btli cItri1p tng; when tihe weather and roeads i werse favorable, and the pilce Waxits tiintli be delinded by t large number i otf a. They left 1(11 vicflity ' thie fort afrIo., -e and ,s:c.ded in reichigtihe ie rtehisch to fort ihlilioutt discovstry, aud I aB l:t It tlai agt~e w's not miade uIntil the I otet .of the 15t1db of ~ ovenmb, they l n ast ve rc+:-onnoit:red th· poj!.t pza the i 40!0 .\i eveit-, aiii)ot 5 o'clock on the in.. ii1f athe h thl,, the squaw, who was 0hii t.phite~, and ihe wife of "Crow D::;li: yT~lt ,ut of one of the cabins to d tiu Thig Si.e1 "~irt a tire, and while in tIh.i + if pikiug,~ .p te wood, she was a ut:-:.il< ti.t n t:' <,, soundest sleeper, wd i po id a ft 4i ig n u hand, every m ',i i bier4- Tihe yells of the iw ~o [ Ik;i ty- ter efol.e unnees i $i.'rtirii - the et),1 restiag within the 0 101-, hardls ad the noise of the In Sdi oana;t ! dtiai :Aw)y when every matn xa ti luaa't's i= tan I ready for attack o*r d , Whaet wa; =still better, there W sp {ghtot a i. 'in. The situation v'i anat ga.t, and even the plh tattle antd Fhie latiber of Indiasns *wi y ihii it. Col. Clendee in t ia r, 4 `" ie ing the most un l k st a1 m w d.iis utould expect from so :, IytpiV it' old be the surest Unt 'iutg ttwm A a disadvantage, . v i I N ni without a umo ntI Elatiein liddinnhi, Leader, t inw Ood, Frenehy, tirfio se eral fe1us, mnuade up the hi others remained Se foree. When S eay, S . 1k thee advance the enemy with i t e zished the stout Sfr . rt in the band. ,. i t at rming nunbeirs, 9 .a 1 ialnned the at - 3 - unoal skill anid w'oj hd hired deooey; w hile a weapoins, etc.I ty, tunberedt r ti wr e ceived! a ball in the forehead which killed i- him instantly. This unfortunate event, !i and the shower of bullets that now comen e from the concealed Indians, checked the If advance of the whites, and they fill back to e count their losses and rearrange their i plans for continuing the fight, which now seemed all in favor of the red-skins. As the men had turned out of their beds at the sound of the first shot from the In dians, and had found no opportunity to re enter the cabins, they were nearly all in a 1 semi-nude condition, and as the morning advanced a cold rain set in, canusinh the e half-naked men to feel anything but cnom fortable or encouraged by the repulse they had just sustained. Meanlwhile, however, the firing had at tracted the attention of Wells, Haulpin, Thompson, Cochbrane, Bushbtay, Morris and others, who came to the relief of their comrades, and their arrival did much to wards encouraging the others to staid their ground, and prevent the Indians fromn g~t ting possession of the cabins. But the outlook was still very discouraging'. The men were constantly exposed to a mltirder eous fire from the enemy.. who ,waSi eflR-et ulally concealed from lni oter powrering nnumbers oftlhrt Idiians also gave them every advantage of position for either attack or defense. Nothing, proba bly, but a wholesome dread of the unerring marksmanship andll invincible fighting qualities of the white men prevented tile host from closing in ulpon the whites and tannihilating the little band. A council of war was now held, reuilt ing in an entirely lnew plan tt' operatiotns. - To await an onslaught ftront the Indians seemed, in their present exposed position, too hazardous for the little hand, whicll now lnumbhered only twenty-seven avaIil.: ' ble men, while another charge upont tlle conce-aled foe was ialso attetntled with too much danger. Strategy was therefore their cnly resource, ant!d having Scarefully calculated all tilhe clhances, it was agreed that McDonald, llalpttin, Btushway, I)utchl Fred and YFisher, shoulnh guard the cut coulee, where the Indians were con ecaled, While Martin, Joihnson, Norris. Cochrane, Vetes, Morrison, Thompson and Waren took the lower side, anrd en deavored to dislodge te enemy, failing in , hich, Wells, Smith apd Frenchy were to cross the 3Iusselshell about one mile be low their present position, rand 1llnk the coulee from the opposite side ')f the river. Tile first movelment proved a failutre, owing tothte cont:t t vigilance andtl I- c niitg of ;he rtd-skins, and tilhe h:i:king party fell hack in good order belbre.i ;!11-i ing fire from the enemy. The next manouttt,vre wy-s attended with loss risk, 1 owingt to the more favorable n:it'ure of thei i ground. lThe brave little hand, tiudlerl cover of a thick growthll of willows that i fringed the river 1bank, crossed the sttiream n and reached the iffouth of the coulee and I poured iii a murderous volley uponl the noaw exposed enemy, lbefore the latter were s even aware that they had left their first piosition near tile cabin. Almost at the t same imoment another volley from tlhe party of lites gualrding tilhe other end of i the coulee. i Now tile Indi:ns blegan to feel ttlt lil t:l l of the foe they supposed was already con- i quered. They were completely corralled and cutght in the very trap they had set ]I for the whites. They fought furiously I I for awlhile, returning volley for volley and yell for yell, but while they intlicted little t or no daniage upon the whites, every shot I1 fronl tihe latter told with terrible efect upon thlem. The fighiting continued in! ahts'rdifi.ftintifit"ibore lihfi one-ha]if of the whole two hundred and twenty Indians 1 had gone to the happy hiunting grounds, - and the slaughter of the remtaitnder se- tel 1 I ounly a question of a few hours. At length a panie was created in tWe t ranks of the reds by the death of a power- t ful butck, probably one of the soldier chiefs i of the band. Jiim Wells had sigllted hii ti with his rifle, and the chief, seeing his danl i ger, attempllted to ward off the liullet with t his bull-hide siield. listaketl colnfideicc The shield was made for the days oif bows and arrows, and its occupation has i i gone with the iitiroductioin of the Winche is ter rifles. Jim nlade t target ofit, entered the bull's eye, andtl killedtl tile owner behindit it. After this tiltne Idilai became dstlcper ate andl broke for tile Uilier iend of tilhe I coolee, where :as miany ti waere not killed patsed out under the constant fire of tlhe i iwhites, who poured volle:y aftisr yllcey into i the nowu tlo'ooughlly frighltelid ltreches. Seeing tle staiilpeile, the P:irty frl thl iei, other endl of the coulee calne dowit ill' thie rear of thle Indialns andl assiteld not : ! little to inlcrease their terror auid speedl, The fight began, as we ha-ve ilentiotnedi iabo ve, at about five o'clock in thi mlorn ing, and lIsted until nearly four in the at terlioon, iand during all this time Lthei bravei little balg of settlers thad eaten nothling, i ald were eaxp.sed, plmpost destitute of clothing, to the keen, cold wilds atltd rain.i They tiaereforte felt no me..rcy for tIle r lndialins, and "ire to. sonic extetlt x!lfn- I a ble for tile treatmenit they gave some of thel u w-ountdedtl red-skins aifter the fig.t was i over. Some instances were retmarkable, i tan. allmost too ihorrible to relatti, bit un- dc der the clcqllist:llIr m as we h:ie ;ai!, a1 might be crnlstide'ed justifiable. The route wats so ciniplete lte the Ji- 0 dianos left all their deaid anld woundedl be., hind tlhem, us well -s their eLra,' clohflig. robes, ltllikets, etc., and tilte l.st red-skin t had no hoonitr disapi, iarod than tie whiti f itntugitated a scalpittg -artival. ( p _litdrtesaa cut off thle hleads of all tihe piOil Inti bmavit a. atherinig some fifty or tmore . in all, iind afterwarids had( tt!et t oll bud I down, icleaned, labelled tlutl exhilitteld for f! the curin)siy of toirists. It is sadi thati tilhe (taptain afteTrwards took the skulls to i t tle Staltes, deliverd lierd l.c'tues on the i I: slubject of the poor lnudians. i One of the wounded reds pleaded for lmercy, claihitg that he .vas "good In dian." But ,J.hluopt, Who had been ac tively engaged in the fight all dty, nmade a better one of him, by finishing him with his knife, cutting out his vitals, and going through the motion of eating his liver. The merciless hnter was ever afterwards called "Liver-eating Johnson." In looJgg pver the battle-field, trails of blood were found loading in almost every direction, and it wads aftenvardsl learned that about half of the unfortunate wretches who escaped from the coulee died of their wounds, or were left bn the road before thi remtainder reached Fort Peck. Hidaipini and 'Wells diseovered the eache -of- robes, war-bonnets, whips, ropes, dry meats, and even a grind-stone ,a lic the enermy ;ad left behind them, anil in another spot wi er found ovar two hImrndid valuable biltido robes. These. tropi~sa iw ere aftta arde sold for the-benefit of the wo ndet .d-rv i vore, ,and Greenwood, who was sho through the lungs, .re eived for 4 shar1e enough to defray the cost of Surgieati tme dance.. `Thus ended one of ltie greatest vct ri ever won by white men an the MiMsaouri river. It comipletely pnbdied for " tuim thewholeSiouxtribe, andpreveuted eerious depredations during the eastauing s 'ummer. The partieulars of tbh engagmaente t hpave been stated without the slightest attempta credit accorded to the brave men who :o r vb eerth NATURAL BRIDGES. When avcernsl in which the streams dis appear are of small extent, and open a both ends, they form natural bridges These are frequently met with now in lo calities where no water exists. A remark able curiosity of this kind occurs in tih vrlley of Icononzo, or Pandi, in Mexico It spans a chasm three hundred am( twenty-five feet deep, at whose bottom winds a small current, the Rio de tl Snm; Paz, enclosed in an almost inaccssibh channel. The principal bridge mneasurel forty-eight feet in length by thirty-nine it width, and is six and one-half feet thick Sixty-five feet below this bridge is fonu( a second, consisting of three blocks, whiel. support themselvees without any adventi tious aid; the central is perforated with • hole, thirough which the bottom of thl abyss is visible. The bridge of A_\rc, over the river of Ardeche, is :t natural arch, ninety-eight teet in height, antd over onelt hundred and ninety-five in span:. The lbr'idge of Veja, near V\eronal is one hullnnd!ed andi twentlly five feet-44ighir. The tnaginilicent rock bridge of Virginia spans an abyss w-hichm septi:ates two mountains---al ahyis of two hundred andt twenty-fivve feet, ihn the deep obslurity of which whiten rnd seethe the restless waters of Cedlar creek. The mar velout arch is nearlvy one huidred 1-ict in length, aild forty-two feect thick; it is a natural cuiriosicy, which no spectator can sutrvey w ithout tfeelings of amniriation, II ti(e- L!itinlnl a :1 torrenlt enlpt-ying ill to tilhe Beirut river, pa:sses undtier til natu ral arch two hundred aiid liftien ft1t in lheight, locally knitown ats thliet Ainel Lalbtn. A similnar bridlge is thlr'oWln over the LitaiLy, lie aneienit L-otln., ieal:' ''thra KIuLaone, rock upward of ni nety fiIe t:hick. The road from Waly ci' Leini to Nihl ia car riat ttcro:. the wVonerful arch. The tr'ic over tihe i- o, river, l:t near Nilian Il Lilian, is holliwi-d out in the solid roclk. It is ninety feet lit.i-k, it- -pait one hun lcdred :tl tifty-is- tten feutl, altl the' height of theii lower ,i;ie leatrly- two hundredti fetet. ALG ERlIA. WhVilenl Algeria was tilrs colonized by the Frenich, it eal iintenided that it should ri val Ilndiantid Egypt. ('oton-grl-oling" was nulde-rtlaken, antil intlch lit money was ex p tended in cncoullrainl,,"g it; but inl 187;1 sevenlltteen lEuroplin=''s only were eigll gled in it, 3iti tiresr onily were ltindeli ciultiva lion, and the harvesit attiontteld toi tilt lit h ilti morei hti 100,000 ipottld. ('hlte treedhti , itt ti--i tt! ittl ,, al li-lt, cn iV - Il i1o0 of finelt, lll .r ,ise h, t ..,.tll y to ]-. 11101, l S U' i-Pitt it e {l'' ( \ ll Of idt th se i.nd!iri<r i- itit.d! tle by the pre o:il liry Sle Ptll O mili lt tiilT trv ' iiill- i . ill 1877, fl. ,000 +rt'.c were p:tlihd il ,ilit - yards, .ald the to:tal ]pr'odille- l/olutufd to 1 i 5,7 t.000 ,titlo It<. Fol t lnatel , alll, tlthe dreahle phyll{xela hla< not y.e: appctred on1 the l e\ri:tm vine,,. As ,Alo'ria i- so clos' itu F'llr'c, 'ttl'-brhredint woul'' -id he l fa"r mlore profitable Iull)'sutit tha:tt it is, wer.' it nol for the tn fr'inrlty reltioi- s which exis between it-ei Eiut'tope:m ,.tttle-titethis i iand the Aratbst. Neither has lo-r.- re/d IIg made ally Foust pr'o',','r . althttough tn fler the dominion of 1h1 Turk4 Algeria pos-tesscd 1n abullantnl, e of ,xcslieat riding Iorses. Oge', also, +.lgeria wai a we(ll-' voodled counltry; but iful, in to:nqutetncet't, t" the rehkless dCestru 'itots of tree,< this is no longer tile eas. 3 THRIVING U:SIfNISo. In N e\ York there are no less th :1 five. mlaie dretmoankr.]'rcc They t lkt' he t'ial4rtr of a lidy i4clltonler, mlilt c'mp.itll, lIIh toilet, buit employ a t14:tle 14 aistaI-t to try the dress on tlhe i ut 1o',r. Not one of t'hese I n-millin11 invelnt'a style, bnt (e:Ilih lhas the cobral l:'to O1.s,'g-e1t what mlay be lie coining and prope; for th o..tasiol. anl ifortlh alge ,tall plhyiqlt of hi 'i ll .troln. It is u:lid t that mll iae illr elpt loy d in lt it the laorg drites for akinlg tliuslnente. of Net- Yo'rk to lcIl It tlrilnthI ig. They are far it ore' eact and econoi. l tltha womentt inl this hrancliih of t frhe a icit lt. MEANNESS -'UNISHF:0D h1r, .tlLICE . Some of theboyi s at Fort aisith m for tleared off at plice ou the ice in front of that city and flooded it for skating ptp)oses. Otte of the ice dealers at that_pl)]let looked upon it, Saw it was smooth and el .r; `alit, pr ceedled to mark it off for an it, field. .By way of getting even with hign for taking aiv:!lt'tage of their labo0rs. the boys haule:l s 1r)r1l'" of lIeroseneilll downl tlhere one lnightl anlld Ilooded tl ite rinllk with it. Thlite ice del:er never liade the discovery, but 1titqnt ai:liId with hlis hiarve-"t, anid inow l1has a crop of ice that is hitigl flavored with co(il oil. THE SHOE FI'I"'TEl). A Londoner, says t3he W'hittdehall i'ivet, recently told a repor'ter of Tone of thse. awkvwlir1l co·lirteiipts, which, happily, are of rare o|crriuen, 1 wa - t~ i-eling in nmlelitSetsh'ir, 1and hlad fbr 11 cIniolt)lml ious a rte've'rent'' gel.tle'ttl, with his wife; ldaughiter 1and iitldd. Conversations after aI while Iec:N llt1 lutuka1la the ";1lt.olne" openlied the stbject of tnllltiot. t!lollng oilier thlings. Sidd ihe to the r'.verendi ia('ntlemnan ,`A o'lriOIus lquerti.I I:W:a, pult to 1 ly sis ter wlhenll at echoOl a. a test qlltnstionll it ani ex`mtitinitionl-W.WltaI i,'s the namue of the fitmalel titx ' and curious ly, "" alithou'1 4illy sister haul bee)t 4)(1o11 an4d (bred ill the o'Ilt try, and her cotti)lianions at School like twihe, loieO oIf the'l) m 4 oh1 l tlInswt'e the cilegttitinlf,: 'Sf4!7 :l. an17 is 'Vixeln.' ' . Tt he otio:vln' l:li no teooli(er tliti this than he observed a1.4lo7 t gathler over the lad1y's brow;' the,-daughter bluhshs, and the laitd 11looked collfut'hed, 1hi lei the clergy-1moin starred hard aL.t hi-t. Igioranit that !i had giventI:tei'anee to anything mitst orious, or likeiy to ca..e this sflulde ehaclge, he began to feel very much em barralsed, and twas only aware of the ex tent ,of eis i!n.t!ry hy]11ne his clerica:ll lvlt-a-v'is handed lils :a c;ard, wherorupon to his horror, he readn'/Re-. -- Pox, Rec tory ---, Dorsetshis.e.? He, of course, tendered a profusion of apologies, and ,avowed his entire ignorance of the 101name previously, (wIlihei was a fact) ; but it was' no good:; convers:iation witas imposIiblei afte'ri4 ard4 , A. curioLus story eComles('from ])alllas,. T V. V a. Jesse Hufll while olt hnlliting, shot at I sqUirrel in a: tree, but the squrlirrel re tiinile(d stationary. , He repeated the firi!g .three eouts ili 'suicesion,. thlitking that h is, u lue1i ! o Olc acr lk oi hlim until t!ie last of thhres 'lsht fired, when to his surprlsIdow'n tiuslled fo ur., s4urrels tll Joiiedl togetlher. After thle tihre were, 4hot) tltev pulldl 1filhe otthl. one ' oi he' lt not being able to hlold themt up 'h'ey -werej tinedJ l (1 two flnt 1r ti row strip, :o that one ictOld not mlov4e vithout 1the other, :md i ad been born bthat iv l anc1 e4c fiUll 3A for ' two-tlurd" of bh 4 g'0ts 4'et of fare of a fishiounable hotel in in4doo au in thl bro en-jointedl En"ih4? and tad can; toll Ihtiiler t`3ehy are mnsticating i11accar ti-a-tat tt19 -o)-de-li-bttobb ' T ir NTta 'tt ts r;1 1 iii ti ITH GIRL WHO WAITS TOS AfRX. - .Always "looking a little farther." at I f a man has a right to marry, Wh- has ;. not a woman? If a man maiy ask a w`oman to become his 'wife, why ma `nota woman suggest to a man how 1ovell ould be to e blecome herhusband? Eutto da oeiety,by >. its usage which is stronger than written law. l sxa s that sulia proceedingis olijeetiohaable, ni and that lovely woman must not-practice it i We bow to to the dictate of society's iusage, " a(nd the woinan who rebels against it is vot s ed rule, forwaird and unwomanly.` And yet ti the honest desire for a companionl anid part . ner for life is implanted in the. feminine d heart as deeply 's in that of the mnan. It i does not find ex'ession in the same man n r.. a The woman who has reached imaiurity e without ever having had atLdesire to mfiarry, is either mentally or physically imperfect; ,f or else is, as it were, a wooden doll, or a It! partially animated piece of wax work. She d miay pride herself on what she thinkls is her , excessive modesty, but her ardent s~ter, w who honestly Kings for a real anddlive ann k to be her comfortfor life itjust t.p est, Solnd quite .is sensibie~ Itf i not ..ays the case that the longing of the girl who wants P to marry assumes the form of outward and verbal expression. There are thousands of bashful fellows who have had on their tongues the prop ositions they would fain have uttered, but i were frightened by the fear that the girls would refuse them, when at the very time f the dear creatures were hoping and longing for these samne individuals togive them an 1 opportunity to accept. i But there are at least a thousand and one I ways in which a girl may with propriety ,comnnunicate to almost any bright young t !man her ideas concerning hitn. These are not set down in the gtiide books. They are not, a part of our written literature. They conie not by rule and regulation. They are Iabove and1 beyond all these iand responsible to no law. Impossible though it be to de fine them in words, the language of love sla:ks to them lmore plainly than voice Hardly amy young man asking a young. lady to marLry him ought to be refused. If ie has all the comlponent elements of sound good sense, lie knows before he asks the question what its answer will be. If he is Sret-setl, it shows that lie is not quite as smart as he thought he was. His defeat is mortifying. The girl may have wanted to int'Iry, buit lie was not the mIan of her choice. Shetl will leave him to heal at his leisure the Swounds of his suifering heart, while she :tales her chances tlhat somebody else may oitiit- who will prove toe be moreic aceltable. The youiltl gains wisdom by experience, iand after his first grief is assuaged, which in:.y ,tossihbly be not very long, lie see!s p-rmaninittt consolationt in some other di reIlion, this time t:tking his steps with such iareflil caition as to prevent him from re lpeating the blumler. SCa~se of Sald Disappointment and DetLt i. ThomLIas t3lulick is a poor shoemaker in Si ch ectadty, N. Y. The family is large, 3 :111td the winter had biuought severe hard ship, aind a short till ago the eldest la:d, Thomas, althougli butt thirteen years of age, started for Colioes in the hope that in that city bhe might find elumploymilent, and thus lesseni the buirdenl at hol:t. lie was i buti scantily cilt, :itd privation had weak- I ined lis fratme. Ihe reached Coloes, and alfter searclhing aroundll the mills for work, t antd diiiliartenled by the ever-recurring reoi)lS of "-No, " the liad thougl t of a. fastnly ,ntitmed Fitspatitic wlt.,1 been Ils inifghiltrs. Hie sought for them. The 1 iitlest was a fruitless one, and in the even- 1 ill, w-ary, hungry and well-nigh heart- t tbroken, without loney to pay his fare, he t turnedl his ftace honeward, and started on I his lonesomI-te walk up tile track of the i cetitral Railroad. I~e never saw home again. In the iorning the dead body of I thlie boy wa- found lying in a snowdrift by t a the side of the railroad track. It was evi dent that thlie pioor boy hail biecomue ex- 1 hausted and fallen, had regainied his feet o and staggered ott a short distance, anid had a aga':til fallel. Olice hnore he iad struggled ftr life, andll had plodded on wearily andi - llunstet:lily ai short distance further, when I I liturie igave away, and lie agalin fell, not The POpe on BrainsiandLegs. Whien Pius IX was Pope, Fnalm - le i.;ited t.loa:e, danced and set the: pub lic crazy. In forty-eight hours the gilded youth, her admirers, had subscribed 12, 000 frances and bought a splendid crown to be presented to her as a testimonial. .Wen tlhe tinll caue for presenting the danlserue with it, one of the subscribers, an excellant young noble, obtained an au diieic of the Pope and asked if there would he manything wrong in the presentation-if the I'opte had any objection. "I have neiuther objection to make nor advice to ofiir, " said Iis Holiness, "but it does iee lto ime that you llitgh have pitched upon a moret alppropriate gift. In my sim pli:-ity as a priest, I have always thought tlat crowns were niadrl for eliads and nlot for legs'. " The cow;;n awas duly givein to the danseluse, who meanwhile had heard of the Pope's saying, andl promptly sent the vilne of the gift in money to the par ish priest for their poor. Pius IX heard of this in his turn, and wtlen he met one of the subscribers to the testimonial said to hIinl "You were (tqite right in giving thait w'onllin that crown-slhe has just iprovedt that thter is more sense in her legs thai n Iol had in your heads. " Ani Arizona Venus. Miss Carrie Biirne, in comp:iny withi'er father, passed tllroilgh E1 .Moro recently, onil a wili mustlntg, on route for KIansas from Tucson, Arizona, some seven hunil dred miles away, and have yet six hunilred more to make before their journey is ended. Miss Carrie has rather a pretty face and im pressive form---not such a one as the younig man of to-day, with the blonde of mustache and hair palrted in the middle,, would se lectto whisper sweet sentiments over. the garden gate to-att tle girl for an Indian fight or a "bar" hunt you could always rely on. She sported nary diamond or coral nec dlace, buit was muscled like an Amazon and had a fist like Morrissey. She was a girl of nerve, too, we reckon, for on her saddle hung a Ballard rifle and a brace of Colt's revolvers.;. She informed the writer that she had seen mnuch of life in the past six iqnths,- and bhut little of newspapers, and. was anxipus to kniO what was going on i i tl waorld. We gaCe her a copy of the WTeekly Vews and the Denver Tribsue, which,, womanlike, she placed with a blush `in her bosom, thanang us at Sle stole timoe and Went on her w- ireoifeug The ot ii.l the most reiable poet- Itcan ailu ns dependiupon its miew . The si for depatch caine from the imn nat ent lover. Who ran to eatci mne when I fel? The heriff. Maxweltop' banksare bomnni:; but not. so are Glassow. Mrs- Partinmton says the only mny to prevent stemamboat expdloons is 'to iomake "x shat. wiouil follo " H~ea womr dd 1l;lrrc· B Pi)rtr- 'iz l: ar brot lt'ciral a-wm tukey an o SIFTINGS. It must be eminently right and good to n rise early, because it is so inhumananly n hard to do it; :o "It's more than I expected to get," re y marked a poor fellow, who was drenched with apail of suds from a laundry window. Some cannibals prefer humnan fat to any it thing else for cooking. They would like to live on the Isle of man. A German fanner disputed his tax bill. He said, "I pays the State tax, the county tax and the school tax; but by tam! I pays e no total and never had aly." Rochester admitted twenty-five law stu dents to the bar in one day. A pretty girl down East is a "mind-read er." She said to a. bashful beau the other night: ."La! I believe you are going to kiss me!" She was right. The-min who goes to church simply be r cause he has nothing else to do may not be a heathen, but he is certainly an idle wor shipper. ; ohiwrites to inquire hiow the Ark w:a propelled. We would say to John that the Ark was a row-hoat and was propelled by an Noah. When your little boy exhibits symptoms of having an ear for the harmonies of sweet sounds, then is your time to sing, "There's music in the heir. S First preparatory student (angriiy)-"If you attempt to pull my ears you'll have your hands full." Second Prep. (looking at the ears)-Well, yes; I rather think I shall, A Nashville belle has feet that do not match. Both are perfect in shape, but one is a number one and the other a number seven. She alwa s puts her best foot for ward. It is better to hug a delusion than to let a bear hug you. But a pretty girl, with cher ry lips and red rosy cheeks, discounts a de lusion about 100 per cent. "Mtadamu," said a certain one to Mrs. Brown, the other day, "you are talking simply rubbish. " "Yes, sir," replied the ever-crushing lady, "because I wish you to comprehend me. A Yankee humorist was giving an ac count of his experienc'e as an hotel-keeper. "Did you clear anything by it?" asked a listener. "I cleared a six-rail fence getting away from the sheriff," was the ready an swer. A painter's apprentice fell off a scaffold with a pot of paint in each haud. Ile was taken up insensible, but as soon as lie was restored to consciousness he murmure I "I went down with flying colors any.how," Grandfather-"You are stupid, Charlie; I the dullest boy I ever saw." Charlie--Y '4You lulstu't explect nle to understand! things as quick as you do, grandfather; because you don't have the trouble to get 'ema through your hair." i "What would you do if a girl kissed you?" said one ten-year-old urchin to an other, as they discussed the latest society news. "What would I do? I'd kiss her back. What would you do!" Kiss her i niouth," was the portentous reply. A good lady who, on the dealth of her first huIsband, married hIis brothlerr has ai portrait of the former, hanging in her din- 1 ing-room. One day a visitor, remarking the painting, asked: "Is that a member of your family?" "O, that's ssmy poor brother-in-law," was the ingenious reply. LA man on Arbor Hill aimed a gun at hiss little son (a beautiful creature s-ith golden hair to his waist), and playfully threatened to shoot him. The gun turned out to be unloaded. It will be placed in the State Library as the only weapon of the kind known to American gunnery. Onion parties are the latest. Six young ladies take all onion with themn into a room and1 oe of them takes a bite of it. Then a young .gentlessman is admitted, andIl afters kissing all of them, if he fails to tell whichl one of them bit the i'inyun," then the girls are compelled to kiss him. "Is there a letter here in a scented en velope for my wife?" he asked the post- c master, while tile green fire from his eyes a made the ofhice look like a leafy forest. "'Yes, sir, answered the p. m., as he handed it out. The jealous m:an tore it open at e once, when, lo and behold! it was the mil- e liner', bill for $50. No fiueceein cha o ters. nt · it is related of a certau clergysman wT ho was noted for kis lohg serImojsas ith manYm~ divisions, that one day whlien he w,,a it ad yanginsg among the teenh, hs -!psachesi: at lensgtl i kind of resting place ii hlis dis course, iwhen piausing to tailke irdiftlh tid asking the question, "and what shldl I say t more?" a voice fssom the congregation earrnestly reeponded, "Svay amen!" In an English court, is tile course of mu argument, a barrister remarked: "What il does Kitty say ?" "Who's Kitty ?" saysy the magistrate, your wife ?', "Sir, I mean Kitty, the celebrated lawyer." "Oh," i said the magistrate, "I suppect you mneasn i Mr.oChitty, the autlor f. the great work c onl pleading." "'I do, sir; but Chitty is :an i Itali:an inamne, and out to be pronounced n Kitty." fe Teacher-"Now, boys, quadruped and nu biped, are two kinds of anhnals. Quadru- e ped, animal with four legs, such as cow, I elephant, horse, etc. Biped, animal with e two legs, such as- well, ah--, yes, a. there is a biped,' pollinting to a picture of o a goose oil the wall, "and I am a biped, ii anid you are all bipeds. Now what ams I?" t1 P'use. OneC of the bipeds-A goose, sir." f A correspondent relates the following in cident, whipl light or might not havei occurred. At any rate it is probable. "A man in Dallas, Tex., visited a neigh bor, whom he found with a chill. lie imn mediately gave him a dose of oil and a mustard bath, wrapped him in half-a dozen blankets, and then rustled off to the &Mayor with his report of a yellow fever case. "The Malyor listened very attentively until the man had finished his alarminug report, iyheln he astonished hi.lilith "You miserable scoundrel, r tell yon there is no case of yellow fever in Dalla-, arid never'has Been, rid never will be. You have only thought so and for thinking it-mind you just for thinking it--I fine you fifty dollars, and enbd you beyond the city limits for a month, until all such thoughts shall have vanished. You shaill not think such a thing.: .And if you, or any onlVisee shall dare to say such a thinig, : I will-put you in jail, and keep you there until it shall be entirely forggtten.". Thle poor fellow had nothing to do-byi submit. t.JIttls see, they raise some wheat in ýXMinmesota, don't they ?" asked a Schoharie granger ofsaichigander. "Raise wheat! -Who raiseawhhett ? 0o,. sir; decided1ly no, air. It rainsitaeli . Whi, if we undertook to cultivate w.-heat in that: State it wbuld runtus out. There wouldin't be any place to put our house."' °"But I htvebees told that grasslippers take a good deal of it." "Of course they do. If they . didn't IF tu would r ll over th 'tateii and rive us out, choke us up. Thos gsrasshopperz area Godsend, only there ain't half euough lump ,WhyIon't lo 4-. "- - Thilaiii it4 1S IISS ARIISTRONG'S HO)IIClIDI, A Scientitc But Jealous Lover eti. a to Trap which Proves to be the Ja ws of Death, and in W'hich He Himself is CaSghti. A few weeks ago some workmen etl -!Igaged in removing qn old mansion on the corner of California and Mason streets, - were considerably puzzled at tinding a! a number of copper wiret connecting the bath room with the rooml above. The . owners of the property were equally pmZ-, zled, having never before known of their existence. The wires were remloved, aInd nothing more thought of the matter. TIhis recalls to my mind an incident which many will now remember: On the 14th of July, 1862, a P ',fessor Crofty 'as found dead in the bath-room I have just mentioned. Crofty was well known among scientific men as a professor of chemistry, 'ild, besides, had a large cir cle of acquaintances in this city. He was supposed at the time to have cotmmitted susicide, and his death furnished a three day's sensation for the press. The ac siouints in four 1tdiisiss inewspjtpers ma-. a terially conflicted, which made the matter all the more interesting to the public. Ali agreed, however, with a singular unanim ity of opinion, that he was dead. Even t the Call, while not positively admitting lhis demise in the article, virtually conceded it in the head lines. Crofty, when found, was lying in thet] bath, covered with ~vonls of so eUnrious a natnre that no one could explain how they came to be inficted. They were deep, t ragged and gaping, and there was no in strument found in the room with which I they might have been made. Even the detectives who visted the scene ofI'rofty'0 death, shook their heads and were at sea. i Those who discove(t.l the body found fthe 1 door securely fastened fromn the insitle !, and were obliged to Iliret it open. 'lThe i room lhad ino other ieans of egress or itl- t gress. "Suicide," remarked one of tlthe report err. .I "How came those wounds onil tile back?" ' asked a detective. I Who else was here '" respotdit the s journalist. And neither tn:1 hai l "ly- t thing more to say. t A post-morteln revealed nothing new, w v except that the physicians had found i v state of the blood which they could not oa satisfactorily account for. "IHe was frozen," said a young physl- ii cian, whose opinion seemed to have its it foundation only in surmise. t "You seem to have forgotten that this is,. July," remarked all e!drl genIv tletmanl!l i connected with the I'nivertsit. The newspaopers vidl with each otlherl, :t building up inlgenirons theories a(rountin,' N Sor the aflair. the I oronler', jury foti a, -erdict of suicide for want of alt thint Ih better, and the remnis were blrite. The reader who ldeires to geti a more d tailed account of the 0 ir--t s rct ei- itel atl i tile time--ecn do so by rforriny to tit( o i tiles of any of tihe city papers of that datle. t, In fact I wouhl producl lthem here didt :I space permit. The niswin thin,. hoyever. ,. is to lealr ip tlt he mlysterly rt ('rfty's i markalhle eath.t lie enme to thei coast in 18t, ant waI s reputetd to le a Ilant of stlfficieit IimouiIns tot live l hardso ely- (ti ti( hlter'es of l his Umoney. ]H c ,tol l aw h ile at te tt l artl u td 1rie5 tat l I Hotel, and there met Edward De:m, a younlg man who, like himself, wast aI g-en tleman of leislure. The two beect e intti mate, and finally, tired of hotel lift, they si determined to seek quarters which wohtl tl be more congenial and home-like. Thely found these quar'ters at the residence ,f i ht Richard Armstrong, a mutuial acquaint ance, who lived itn very desirable qluarters it on the corner of California and Mason I streets. Before the costly ltabitaltiots of bit( Stanford, Crocker, anld other mlillionaires, Iw sprang into existence, Armstrong's liou~ir'. w camue very near being called a niitsiol. it Armstrong rented Crofty a:nd l)Dan three at elegant rooms, partly becauste he liked the II men personally, and partly becaulse he was th running on a pretty close margin fitnan- it' cially. The two tfound their new quarters sit as attractive as metl Of taste coutld wish. inI Arml'strollg was at widower, iand the three et Iten had sonsc rtare old times togetheri evenings. His cellar was stcked with lit excellent wines, aid his lilbrary t ith books stl of the very rarest vintage of lit' ! t ire, h Oin-evisesc in? g a -tch.'drove tilt to the door, end a womin'clad in wrap Aboundetd , ip the steps with astonitshng vigor tltd fet .gility, like mnost of western grls who are af bleoad witth good hetith anlt alimat l fe sirints. he datshed into the hall iii a mian- Ct ner tttat sent v lierceptible treiilbr Ithroutgh the building,t antd fell intiold ArmsiItrong's ' a : arims. A fusilladi of kisses follotwed. Ith wats hiis daughter, Alice. N ext imorning the uisuail fcrta lities of! i introductiotl were gone throtughl, and ti.s er Armstrong becanme one of tile fixtures ofi the place. A few tdatys Ibefore her tarrival, (I Professor Crofty hl:d suggestedl t!et idea of living soliewhore tea:re'r tthe cittcr of theit' city. After Miss Armsstrong enttredi the rc house, hiowe'er, Ito furthler allutsiotl \aiii made to the plroplosed removal. The Pfro- i fessor began to pay Miss Aristlrolli tile aii most devout attentions, aund as a matter otf sh course, she fell madly in love with youngI Dean, whio paid her snone. It is getnerlli y conceded that one of thie most ,'6ecti 'tre ways of wooing a womasn, is to let some iti othler man dolt. The woman tires of the i of indefitigable lover, and tihe man twho treats her withll indifference is soon picre ferred. Some men learn this lv expiri- an ence; Dean discovered it by ecidentl. t Hei presenctly iegati to turn his knowl-. i edge to excellent acitcount,tl and t bitter ri- i, vairy sprantg iup between ti thetwo men.i Crofts soon realized that he wa - ol. the l favorite, and never, for the lif' of hitit couild ascertain how a awomanu cotlid ftrin, I al attanmlient for a Intul ahlo hit'i't tilte remotest idea of clthemuisttry. lie forgeot that he wais sonmewhat old, aid tlat tont" t1 wonten dislike to cast their bridiil w-re:iths upon the stovt. lie finlally detetrminedti toi, pot his rival oUt of thea a-t l td.l- :I et uhout a laying his plans. One day i was iL his room--,in- g al oc casional visitor-and observed him busily engaged in chemical experiments. Said he: '"Did you ever realize that the eoon ditions which result in congelatbin Iaght be producieed chemically ?" I confessed that I had not given the sub ject much thought. '"Of course y. t.inderstand tht stidden e.iaporqtlon-atises cold." ~ijnew yotlbing jf 4he kind at the time but notdeda apnt rather than acknowledge miy .igxianeca, "I can produce ice instantaneousl ," he continuei. f'This is imy assistant ," pointing to aneleetrichattery. "With a current of say one hundred tomes of electricity, I can accelerate enough evagorndlonu to freeze in stantly onehaudred gallons of water." ierethe profeasor took a b siufn water anti poured ian a small quantity of coflorless _qmliq.ui. "Thi. is am ola, sadd he. Buttt this"-her- he hadded a out as much of some otherliqud- lssonethin else." "What is it " "No one knows butanyself." Ideemed iteuut rtinent -to question him1 faiTer. Ie then atthed the wires of i t watria mphii. t iill""u(t riat a m lc on. hinknd otudfW~fw it hch ms brt Profir r kh ' o t !i v s iiye -: !iel:il,7t'-.1 e-t.! i,; i ti a ti 4 -III.' '." i l t ht e ilt e I lo t ii l it' i--. . ti ail: i ii fitit nif i tf" I:. ' tb elf t.'i- -. ti iý"!i j p lblic co .siereti ,i a (et at iui' i t li i - i al; -liae li e tRefl i'?xitII :A it Oi'! ' ]i<e p r iei-< e and ca1 nwI .tot :1 diflthre onIe, AI. 0r"1 \Vai the I litd-of t Alice I irmt r-ti k i it: klli Let us go t i:k i lit e. . r it . .te 'rt:t'.-t s·Iu reb llizel h.-t cois lb. doei itt i .i te i aphplih 'e o'f et-tric-ty, he .'t'tmied to ] iftilize it in the muider ,i tIt n. Ii.v hit upon t he grll t!ti d ictdi of fr'il zii itit him ii the "Site wil 't i t h ,love mi col,lt " he ,Ei . t :'d libe ian to t .rrailt l ' Ihis tlisI. :it i 1 e t Sof the bath. f(' rctired at mibhiglt, in:, always took a bath j bit i'.. 'I hti - room11 of A trmtlrn'O's hou , w:1as an cXt'e _ tioll y ood o . It itt t short1 1ta.ne froul the ,i t1 ;cmtpiel by tit, SProfeissor antd t )tti . "lJ'l iotiik itia tIl imarblet, lrge t size. ctpab of :kli th'ii hundred liand eighty cubiit feet of water. ,.rifty 'onlnetetd H- - l ..,i -.t " -o -:!i rOom by the:mis of wires. ne i.rgar:1 ti,e bath by the waste-pipe. He recihed th!: ul- er the pretext of po:ntig i l 1rst'- . It i:iisIcut Ii'led firon lutu er ti.on i b uitsh-. Tiather W./ w nero it., .'_h tu Pipe which fiurnished the. water. lh..tt',reti • hole in the wcall ianl fttliutti the pipl :i' he Ix pecteC , r'llnt iifi ll ti.- ' ah' e t{' ho l 'o.otil clost'to the tlr-r, 1ii then t i.,:`: d ie jar:- of his bant ry.and r:,i. : fs re.e th to live- iimi Ied o te . No Stt it iotlt itit x'i t b t !i - ' l;hatd been l t"r miitnth lit ' i -- l, ii :kit n ti"ri t Srital ex piet- u nt- . . li - -t 'i t:i -: t ix d oll sttt nt'lt lelr t \it t . iiit ii i t '1 it _ . ir -. iit coii let el .tilitt 11 - l d,, ],, i tl o ;iw H il. W hen theappa:truatl, t,.." rI' no'ii . ,l ] i- : W'oulld be pulled /way t'toitl <Ie Otir, :t:It no tll ( tracy w ull (h e ld " i t' ]0f ' Vr ta!I i'itll:, Pion. O Il tie nii:>'1i1 of'thq e :lkh f Jul' y :t i i :s ih' readiness. ('!'ofry hi:i his phl:.a \rith )ve-ty 'lilt, (deliht a'rtit i , Io.n. I a ys l ok : hu iit before retilingy which wiat lou1t uiidni±h't. In the m.'tllo:idn ("rotll ]:ad pi ii ]:;sid two "eats at tihe M'itropolitant T'eia:t'e:l.lt _',IVe lilthIll *i Allnn!strol \L, o {(;took li-. <L.,lu,,h. t-l to the ph:t". By eight o'(,lo-,, .i - ythiotg W.N ,illit .) 1lhlt t n tll(,.' ('FoTlt killt.W be was sz t fl'roml0 ilnt','rpli ontll OIIl fiev\'nl o'(l'ock.:onti peth' ps hiter. 11e r t, hequni l to il in ity u -. it, lilled] the ,:hnk with watvr, !Ild l then t 1,:,(edi hli- wh.,-- ti'ver ;i on1 gaint . 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