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MILK RIVER VALLEY NEWS HARLEM, MO >4 f. K'w* Pi 1 ) ri t p \ \v 11 | s >f : . TJnch* Gain will <lln tlmt canal In a way that will proop tlip world. The whole world kccidh to Ik* brush ing the dust off Its war material. . They used to ask where all the pins Went to. Where does all the looae change go? The per capita circulation is now S3O .21, tbe highest point ever reiu'lieil In thin i-ountry. There are nearly live hundred rhria tian ehurrhea In .lapan and over one thousand missionaries. Eastern society haa taken up the fad of wearing wooden shoes at aoelal gatherings. 'lTiat beata the Dutch! Tin-horn imitators of Bat Growe's horrible example are still trying to do business. But there’s only one I’. 0. Russia haa abolished the censorship on foreign dispatches, but continues to deny to Russians what she grants to the rest of the world. Possibly Cuba’s In raising that S3ft,tXX>,UOO loan has given the Porto Ricans a dazzling misconception of the beauties of Independence. A .Louisville woman died from the •fleets of swallowing a small eleetrle light bulb. That should keep those advocates of a light diet quiet for a few days. The inquiry Is made in one of the £astem papers: Are our great guns safe?” That all depends on whether you are the man behind t nr the man In front of it. Scientists claim they have fully liroven that malaria Is earrhsl by mos qultoes. As* they seem unable to ex terminate mosquitoes, they should try to cure them of their malaria A woman ran stand It much better to have a rainstorm mine up when »he Is out In ber good clothes than to have It clear up when she is out In her old ones which she wears only In bad weather. Wages In Russian factories are 2 cents an hour and upward. There are thousands who work for a cent an hour and tens of thousands who do not receive 30 cents a day for ten. eleven and more hours' work. A Bditon mail who had been steal ing for lyears and Juggling the hooks was discovered in his wrongdoing pure ly by accident. One ofptlie, wonders of the age is the ease with which hooks can be made by an expert to cover up shortages. A Chicago bank Is trying to enforce a rule that Its employes shall not mar ry until drawing a salary of at least SI,OOO a year. Of course it Is presumed the restriction would not apply to a fascinating SBOO clerk who happened to be proposed to this year by a beautiful blonA> millionairess. Whnt an extravagant, wasteful thing is war. What enormous sums of money are spent In getting ready and how short a time it requires fre quently to destroy that which thou sands of hands have spent, months or years In building. Extravagance nnd waste are pan of the wickedness of war. Producers are converted Into consumers and the means of consum ing and destroying products are mul tiplied many fold. An army costs fear fully even In comparative repose. In actual conflict It Is a bankrupting and paralyzing Institution It s a hard lesson to,learn Hint people after all are only folks, A Texas man, starting his boy out on a "career" away from home, said to him: "You may see a heap of people who have got more money than you have; a heap of people who have got more brains nnd more success. Don’t yon* worry about that. Whenever you meet u man who allows he's your superior, you just look at him and say to yourself: 'Afti*r-ap you're Just folks.’ You want to re member for yourself, too, that you're Juat folks." That's often the trouble. We look at othet people and wonder at the great stakes for which they are playing, and we-say to ourselves: "it's no use for a peewee like me lo go against a big game like that," and ho we spend our lives eating at rite lunch counter Instead of dining at the club. Wo're all "folks" playing the same kind of a game, only playing it on dif ferent, scales. Now, how’s your nerve? Blr John I.ubhock said lie was ells- Posed to think that the readers of the next generation will hot lie the lawyers and doctors, shopkeepers and nuiuufac turers, but the iuborerx and mechanics. “Does not thnt seem natural?" says the eminent Kngllshnmn •The former .work mainly with tlielr head; when their dully (lntleK nre over the hrnln la often exhausted. ninl of their leisure time much must he devoletl to air and exercise. The laborer and mechanic, on the contrary, hesldea working often for much shorter hours, have In tlielr worktime taken NUtHelent bodily px- Wrclse, anil could, therefore, give any letaure they might have to reading and ■tudy.’’ If (he ohaervatlon la tnie In England, It 1* especially true In tills country, where thinking Is less train deled by clans and tradition. In deed, the prophecy of Blr John Is In a, large way to I•• realized In this country In this generation. American workingmen tire well Informed. They read nnd think. They invent niaefflnes. And they are a tile to hold their own IB any discussion of current themes. "Es peel ally Is this true of.skilled work ingmen and those who exercise tbelr thinking In the trades unions. And the farmers. Much of the straight thinking of this generation, Is being done by ibe farmers. Conditions on the, farm ace favorable to consecutive and sound reasoning. The farmer linn time for a deliberate, long look at tilings. He has time to walk entirely round n proposition and view It from all sides, ills conclusions are usually anno. In fact, If Slr .lohn l.'uhtmrk will exumtne our history he will discover tliHt out "working classes" have always he longed to our "thinking classes." A big national bunk In Chicago bur served notice that ’’employes of this bank receiving a salury of less than SI,OOO a year must not marry without first consulting the hank ottlrlals and obtaining their approval.” officials of the institution explain with the state ment that It is foolish for, a man tc attempt tu Chicago to support a wife, to say nothing of a family of children, on less than the Income named. The soulful Interest here shown, by tile bank olflclals In the welfare of their employes Is touchingly beautiful! Yet it might be pertinent —or tuuybe Imper tinent—to Inquire ns to what propor tion of Chicago families actually ilu live on less than SI,IXX> a year. In the absence of exuct statistics. It Is safe to guess that at leaat half the families of Chicago live on less than that amount. The average Income of fam ilies in the I'nlted Starts In less thnn $!V)0 a year. It Is natural that In a hank, where money Is the whole thing, Income should he regarded as the prime essential of happy marriage. But, ar a matter of actual fact, It Is the leesi important. Who will say that the mil llonaire, with his immeasurable sources of turbine. is happier in Ills home life than the mechanic who Is limited tc' his $2 a day. The poul of merry laugh ter —do you hear It come fnmi the man slon'/ Or from the cottage? The ra diant. care free look—do you see It In the face of the flue lady In her carriage wltli her berlbboncd and scented poodle in her lap? Or In the face of the work ingman's wife. who. with lier babe at her breast, and her hourly tasks, feels that the world holds much for her worth having? The things absolutely essential to the happy home are strangely few. Chief among them are labor and love. Neither of these costs money. But both of them often fly from It. A hank clerk does not need to eat any more than any other work ingman; he does not need to wear any more clothes; be needs no more shel ter; no more warmth. But he puts on more frills and feathers. He feeds his vanity more, which costa money. The cost of living cannot be fixed hy any standard. It varies from S3OO a year for some preachers to $300,000 a year for sonie fashion leaders at Newport. Even a great Chicago bank has not power to control the financial affairs of the humblest family. It is oie of the comtnonest rights of the citizens of this blessed country to spend all they've got. Certainly, it's a man's right, even If he be a Chicago bank clerk, to sup port a wife on less than SI,OOO a year, If the woman Is willing. The great majority of married men In this coun try do It. And they are the Intellec tual. moral nnd political stay of the republic. The Craze fbr Quinine. "The use of quinine is growing apace on the part of the general pub lie,” Edward D. Driscoll, pharmacist, tells me, "and a large number of the people possess a veritable craze for 1L They dose themselves with qulniue on the slightest provocation, nnd ap pear to regard It ns a universal cure all. Not only is It demanded for colds and fevers, blit for stomnch disorders and n score of other Ills. "One customer of mine recently be came slightly nauseated after eating, and he took quinine. In the full be lief that It would put a period to the sick feeling, while another entertains a theory that quinine Is good for the kidneys aud takes the drug regularly when he fancies there Is anything wrong with his organs. These nre Just n few of the foolish beliefs that many people entertain regarding quinine- -I -could quote scores of Ideas about Its use for other physical troubles If It were necessary. How such beliefs have ever sprung up I cannot imagine, but I know persons who dose them selves with quinine for everything, from a pain in their foot to puetuno nla. “This Is the/ttme of year when the craze for qufnlne Is most noticeable, anil I think the people ought to know thnt while It Is n good thing for r-or taln ailments, when Jaken under the direction of a physician. It has some whnt Injurious effects when taken pro miscuously and for any old trouble whatever. If the heart Is weak a heavy dow 1 of quinine will have a'.biid effect on It. prouttciug palpitation In many cases. It will also cause trend •aches. Congestion In tile nasal passnges and quite n few niter Ills." St. Louis Globe-Democrat. To Cut a Bottle. Here Is a way to do something j' ol) think is Impossible. You can cut oil n bottle by wrapping a cord saturated with coal oil nrould il several times Then set fire to Hie ,-oril. Just when It lias finished burning plunge the bot tic Into colil water and tap on tile eni* to break It. Teach a hoy to know himself and stop feeding him on the stuff dreams are madu of. Ml a W| ^^l AW k SO®Wn /^)T^3r(®)\'^XX THE BUSY CHILD. I have so many things to do, I don't know when I shall be through. To-day I -had to watch the rain Come sliding down the window pane; Ami 1 was humming all the time. Around my a kind of rhyme; ■And blowing softly on the glass To see the dimness come and pass. 1 made a picture with my -breath Rubbed out to show the underneath. I built a city on the floor; And then I went and was a War. And I escaped from square to square That's greenest on the carpet there, Until at last I came to Us; .But It was very dangerous! ’ Because if I had stepped outside, I made believe I should have died! And now I have the boat to mend. And all our supper to pretend. I am so busy, every day, I haven't any time to play. —Josephine Preston Peabody. GRANDMA'S COMPANY. "Dear, dear!” said little Nora, flat jening her face against the window pane. "Where do all The snowflakes come from, I want to know?" It was a wonder, to be sure. When she looked out toward the meadow, they were so thick that she could not catch a glimpse of the big hickory tree, and when she looked straight up, Bhe spied them as far as she could see, flying down and round like a swarm of bees. And It was too bad. Nora thought, for she had a new pair of skates, ami had Just learned to stand without slipping down when the snow came, and covered the Ice all over. And now she could hardly tell tjie pond from the pasture. “Did you evpr see such a storm?” said Nora, nestling her head in grand ma's soft, smooth lap "Yes, I remember a heavier fall of snow than this," said grandma, click ing her need/es cheerfully. “Oh, wxm't you tell me about it? Or have you got to count your stitches?" asked little Nora. “No," said grandma. “I can knit and talk both at once. “It was when I was a little girl, and we lived at Beechwoods. It was rath er a lonesome place, and we were all glad wfien~*Uie time came for the Friends’ quarterly meetings. Then our house was always full of company, for father and mother were Quakers. We children loved the nice old ladies, with their motherly ways, and their dove-colored bonnets and dresses. Be sides, we though! it was splendid fun to sleep in the garret, and so make room for all our visitors. "But this time the meeting was not near us, but way over at Bear’s Cor ners. Father and mother and dome of the children went to it in the loag boh-sltdgh, but the rest were left at home —my sister Rachel, my lit lo brother Amos and myself. “After the others were gone It be gan to snow and blow furiously, and before, dark we could not see a feme. Rachel and I helped little Amos sho/el a path to the barn, and how our Aug ers ached before we reached the btrn door! Wo fed the cows and sheep as fast as we could, and hurried back to the big fireplace. “Whew! Didn’t the wind roar In the chimney! I was afraid, and lotted 'the door, hut Amos and Rachel laughed at me. 'Who could come In all this storm?' they asked. “Just as they said that there vas a thump on the door that made us start. -*>Who could be out such a night as this? Amos peeped out of the vln dow and said, softly. Tt’s three In dians! Big fellows!’ "Oh! O-o-oh!' I began to cry. "’Sh! Girls make such a nohu!’ he whispered. Keep still, anil they won’t know we are here!' ‘‘‘Why, Amos, 1 am surprised at thee!’ said Rachel, in her quiet vay. 'The poor Indians will freeze It we keep them out In this storm.' "So she opened the door herself, and let them come in to the fire." i, “O grandma, did they kill you?" asked Nora, with round eyes. "Nb. indeed," said grandma, lum(h tng. "Bbor fellows! How Cold aitd hungry they were! They had com,) a long way on their snow-shoes. Kai-iel gave them a good supper and let them sleep In the kitchen. So they stretch ed themselves out on thfe floor, with their moccasin* so the fire. “But In the night we were wakejod by h terrible noise. I never li»»rd anything like It! We opened the stair door Just a craclc. and peeped down Into the kitchen. What a funny light we raw' "Our Indian friends were bo com fortable that they felt quite Jolly, and they were dancing before the fireplace and singing just the queerest tune. The words were queer, too. We chil dren fancied they were “ 'Chippaquack, Catch a snake,’ and tills they sang over and over. We llstehed to them a long while, and laughed till we cried. "Well, when we woke the next morning was gone, and on the \fWhbn table lay a beautiful mlnkskln. which they had left for a present. Rachel sewed It into a tip pet. That's all my story; now run out and enjoy the snow. If your skates won't go. your sled will. Bo good-by!" —Elizabeth H. Thomas, In Youth's Companion. THE SOLDIER ANT. The lion Is the king of beasts, hut all of his magnificent strength and ferocity would avail him nothing when he faces a mere ant. But this ant is not the usual kjnd which peace, fully goes about Its domestic duties day by day. It Is the terrible driver, or soldier ant, said to be the most in vincible creature In the world. M. Coillard. a French missionary In the Barotse Valley of South Central Africa, thus writes of these terrors there: "One sees them busy in innumer able battalions ranked and disciplined, winding along like a broad, black rib bon of watered silk. Whence come they? Where are they going? Noth ing can stop them, nor can any object change their route. If it 4s. an inani mate object they turn aside and pass on. If It Is living, they assail it ven omously, crowding one on top of the other to the attack, while the main army passes on businesslike and si lent. Is the obstacle a trench or a stream of water, then they form themselves at its edge into a compact mass. Is this a deliberate assembly? Probably, for soon the mass stirs and moves on, crosses the trench or stream and continues in its incessant and mysterious march. A multitude of these soldiers are sacrificed for the common good, and these legions, which know not what is to be beaten, pass over the corpses of these victims to their destination.” Against these tiny enemies no man or band of men, no lion or tiger, nor even a herd of elephants can do any thing but hurriedly get out of the way. Among the Barotse natives a favorite form of capital punishment. Is to coat the victim with grease and throw him before the advancing army of soldier ants. The quickness with which the poor wretch is dispatched is marvelous, when it is- considered that each ant can do nothing more than merely tear out a small particle of flesh and carry it off. Yet in a sur prisingly short time the writhing vic tim will have been changed into a skeleton.—-Golden Penny. A FORTY-YEAR CLOCK. A jeweler, calculating that he would In all probability live about forty years, and during that time spend about sixty days winding the house clock- —allowing two'mlnutes each day for the task—decided that he would make a clock which would need wind* ing hut once during that period. He spent his odd minutes at the task, and has succeeded iq producing a clock which is the only one of Its kind in the world. Tills forty-year timepiece Is fifteen Inches in diameter and weighs seven ty-flve pounds. The movement Is so geared that the burrel wheel, contain ing the mainspring, revolves only once In two and a half years. When this wheel has made fifty-six revolutions somebody will have to give the key seventeen turns. The clock will then he wound up for another forty years. The first wheel from the barrel wheel crawls around at the rate of one turn a year. The dial plate is six Inches In diameter. The movement Is fully jeweled. The clock is put In a her metically •sealed glass case, and It will work In a vacuum, tlrus lessening fric tion and preventing the oil from dry ing.—lndian^polls News. Gov, Taft Is undoubtedly right In insisting that we must put tlfe finish ing touch on the task of civilizing the Philippines by building railroads in the islands, says the Philadelphia Record. Railroads take Into the coun .try the products and the up-to-date methods that are needed by the na tives, and they bring out of the coun try the products that are needed by other people. \Vhen this exchange Is once fairly under way all the rest will come easily. There are nearly five hundred Christian churches ifi Japan and over one thousand missionaries. ■ttw ® CsiM A DOUBLE PROFIT IN SHEEP. Every one who follows general farming realizes the value of some kind of stock that will clean up the waste places. No stock usually kept on the farm will do this as effectively as sheep, and I often wonder that so many farmers never keep them. A few can be kept on almost every farm at a merely nominal oost. In fact, their presence is often a decided ad vantage. There are certain weeds and growths of vegetation that no other stock will touch but that sheep eat greedily, and they bite so close that these noxious plants are completely eradicated. I have an orchard of about two acres, usually pastured with hogs, where the burdock has held almost undisputed sway on parts of the ground for several years. Too thick to be dug out, the high price and scarcity of labor considered, they seeded the* ground thickly and effec tively every year, and It looked as though they had a clear title and peaceable possession; but last spring I turned six rams In that field, and a war of extermination began right away. They not -only nipped off the tender leaves and shoots, but with their sharp teeth scooped out the crowns of the plants right down Into the ground, as they would turnips. The result was the extermination of the seed bearing plants; and one more seasou of close pasturing with sheep to kill the plants that statt from the seed of this season will, 1 think, do the business for those burdocks. Whitetop has been very prevalent In our meadows for the past few seasons. Sheep are fond of this plant, and a large flock, say ten to the acre, turned on a meadow for two or three days, when the weeds are from six inches to u foot high, will completely destroy them without materially in juring the grass, thus insuring good, clean, marketable hay at no cost, but with a positive benefit to the sheep, for they delight in frequent change of pasture. Sheep are almost as foud of browse as goats, and, if given a chance In early spring, when the shoots are ten der, briars and bushes stand a poor chance with sheep In the same field. Because they clean up the waste places so effectually and at the same time, If properly handled, bring in a prbflt, every farmer should keep at least a small jhock of sheep.—E. P. Snyder, in Tribune Farmer. FARM NOTES. Never kick or strike the dog. Do not allow smoking in the barn. Kindness to animals is conducive to thrift and profit. Whipping the frightened horse is not good horsemanship. Good common sense is a necessary article on the stock farm. See that the horse’s legs are well cleaned before you close the stable at night. Hay green in color and sweet in taste Is the only quality that Is fitted for a cow,, in milk, to eat. Keep an old pan in the horse stable with a little salt and ashes mixed in It, and give the horses each a tea poonful once or twice a week. This will prevent colic and Is almost a spe cific for worms. E L.-V. 1 Keep out of litigation. Out in Mis souri a calf got into the courts and hanging to Us tail the lawyers drew themselves Into business amounting to $3,500. The calf Is now valued, at one-hundredth part of that amount. The spring pullet that wants to sit before she wants to lay, had better he laid in the pot. A cluclty 'pullet is an unlucky pullet. " Keep a record of both your sales and expenses, and don’t forget to give the hens credit for what you consume In ydur own family. One farmer rigged up four ropes ending In loops to two beams over his wagon shed, letting the looped ends hang level with the tltp of his “shel vlnV or hay rack. Then when he drove under he could slip a loop over each corner himself, and drive off, leaving the rack swinging, and put ting it on the same way, thus saving hard lifting. THE WAY TO HANDLE MILK Kxtrus and fancy grades of butter cannot be made from milk full of dirt and germs. The Vermont Dairymen’s Association has Issued a set of good rules showing how to start right on the road to choice butter making. The milker should lie clean, and his clothes, likewise. Brush the udder Jiist before milking, and wipe with a clean cloth or sponge. Milk quietly, quickly and thoroughly. Throw away Into the glitter the first few streams from each teat. This milk is very watery and of very little value, and Is quite apt to injure the remainder of the milk. Remove the milk prompt ly from the stable to a clean, dry room, where the air Is pure and sweet. Drain the milk through a clean flan nel cloth, or (lirpugh two or three thicknesses' of cheesecloth. Aerate and 000 l the milk as soon as it Is strained. The cooler It Is the more souring Is retarded. If covers are left oft the cans, cover with cloths or mos qutto netting. 'Never mix fresh milk with that which has been cooled, nor allow it to freeze. Under no clrcum stances should anything be added to milk to prevent It souring. Such do ings violate the laws of both Ood anil man. The chemicals which are usefl for this purpose are slow poisons. Cleanliness and cold are the ouly pre servatives needed. In hot weather, jacket the cans with a clean, wet blanket, or canvas, when moved in a. wagon. Musty, sour food, dusty litter or fodder should be out of the way at milking time.” THE FARM ORCHARD. Set trees in a solid block on good land. An old way was to set apple trees along the farm walls and fences says American Cultivator. But tree* In such locations are a nuißance. tempting lireaehy cattle, and difficult to care for in a businesslike manner. Of course a few trees will worry along: anywhere and anyhow. But for profit, buy first-class trees, set on good, clear land,- and keep it well cultivated. Orchards can be grown without culti vation, using manure and mulch, but It Is a long wait before they reach profitable size. The writer has a gx>o<l young.orchard planted in a blueberry field with little cultivation except to keep bushes mowed and apply manure or nitrate of soda. But growth is slow and uneven. It would have paid to break up the rough, stony field and cultivate it as well as conditions per mitted rather than to follow the plan adopted. One of the best plans is to set trees in freshly broken sod land thoroughly worked with disk harrow. Grow corn or potatoes, sowing red clover at time of last cultivation, and plow it In the next spring. 'Corn or potatoes will do well a few years, but unless clover or other green stuff Is plowed under every year, the soil will soon reach a point where manure will not produce profitable crops among the trees, and the growth of the trees themselves will not bo what it might. The land will not be laiij down to grass, but the same effect toward restoring the soil may be had by plowing under green stuff. TALKS ABOUT BUGS. Professor Steadman told of the In sects which have been most numer ous during the last season. The ones which were most uumerous were fruit tree bark beetle, apple aphis and canker worms. The first-named Insect attacks diseased and weakened trees, making a hole In the bark, the larvae burrowing beneath the hark. In a short time the Insects will lie very nu merous, and the tree is often com pletely girdled by these insects work ing under the bark. Healthy trees are seldom affected, and the reason the insects have been so numerous lately is that the trees were weakened by the drouth of 1901. The apple aphids appear In spring, while the leaves are very small. They belong to the sucking class of insects and are killed by spraying with kerosene emulsion or with a 10 per cent, mix ture of kerosene and water applied by one of the pumps which mechanically mix oil and water. Canker worms are hard to kill when they attain their full growth, but when trees are well sprayed with parls green, when the insects first ap pear, It Is a comparatively easy task: to rid an orchard of this pest. Professor Steadman said that arsen ate of lead has lately proved to be the best insecticide. It can be made by the orcharillst, although this is not recommended, and can also be pur chased ready made under the trade name of Dlsparene.—Green's Fruit Grower. AN ECONOMICAL ARRANGEMENT! One spring wo managed In the fol lowing manner to avoid expense of building a separate house and yarff for the dozen hens we selected from our flock to mate with the newly pur chased, pure bred rooster. One-fourth of the house was partitioned off with, slats, a slat door being placed in the center of partition to allow of our entering the back room to clean it and to gather any eggs laid therein- A yard, enclosed with palings, ad joined the house; this fence was re paired, and a smooth wire stretched above the palings, all around. A door, just large enough to allow the chicks to pass in and out. was cut in the par tltioned-off end of the hen house. lit the yard were placed the grit and dust boxes, several weather proof nests omd the drinking vessel. This arrangement proved entirely satlsfac tory. After we were done setting and selling eggs for setting purposes this, yard was used for the little eliick. yard. Tills Baved us buying more than one rooster, and by selecting twelve of the best hens, our chicki were much better.—E. 0„ In Indlani Farmer. What to Give. “Give tq your enemy forgiveness. “Give to your opponent toleranc". “Give to your friends your heart "Give to your child a good exampe. "Give to your parents deference. “Give to everybody sunshine." —Philadelphia Prest. The healthiest place In Bruisels seems to be Beho. Of Us 1,40* ln hablants not one died iu fl.'teea months.