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G OO D j Short Q lories J S 4* 4- Norman E. Mack, of Buffalo, was |Rk<d the other day to doTTn * fhc wont bonanza. Mr. Mack lias had some ex ber race in mining propoKiUons and tepl ed: "A bonanza is a hole iu4lir ground owned by a u — d Hay."' A Mormon bare argued polygamy willi Mark Twain. The Mormon in fritted that polygamy was moral, and he detied Twain to cite , any pa<s.ige of Scripture that forbade the practice. ‘ W ell,” said the humorist, “how about that passage that tells us no man can serve two masters’?’ We all have our trials at the tele phone, but we do not usually hear “(’mitnd’s” opinion of us. A San Fran cis o lawyer, who had b en trying for ten minutes or more without success to get the number he asked for al last gave vent to his annoyance in very strong language. His wife, who was standing near, said, persuasively. "Let me try. dear.” Then, in a gentle voi<e. which was intentionally a strong con trast to his angry tones, she called, ‘ Hello, Central! ' Her husband dis tinctly heard u’entral” answer promptly, ".lust a moment, madam. There is a rrazj man on the line. Let me settle him nrst.” At a uncling of tin* Birdsboro ugh (Pa.। AthemTeum. which devotes an evening each month to the considera tion of topics of current interest, the subject of compulsory education was taken up. Then* was a vigorous ex position of views, pro and con, into which not a little feeling entered. Finally, one member. who had been lisjoning attentively. obtained the tioor After considerable difficulty. and re marked that the field had born gone over so thoroughly that there remain ed little to be said. "But." lie added, "I want to say this: Some people have no children, and don’t care whether they go to school or not.” Dr. Seward W< bb was one of a par ly of friends who listened to some tail laics from a young braggart. Then Dr. Webb told a story of an adventure lie had with a grizzly. It happened in tin* Kbckivs, and culminated in the doctor being left defenseless on the edge of a high cliff, over which liis rille had fallen —and the hear only six bet away. When he had reached this point in his story Dr. Webb paused, and appeared to have finished. Then the imaginative young man. who had been listening pop-eyed, broke in: "W ell.” he said: "well? Go on. What happened?” Dr. Webb l looking hfm calmly in the eye. replied: "The grizzly detoured me.” In a little Tennessee town lived a justice of tin 1 peace who had been re elected for many terms, although lie was the only Republican in the dis 'triet. At Inst, one campaign when political excitement was very high. It was determined to oust him. and put in a Democrat. The Republican was tTightened. Then ho resolved upon a bold plan. The election was held in en old distillery, and before a vote was cast the justice of the peace an nounced his Intention of making a speech. "Feller citizens," he said, from tile top of a barrel that bo had mount ed. "I've been Justice of the peace l ore goln’ on twenty years, an' a good many times I've saved many of you from goln' to the pentlentlary, an’ now you're tryin' to put me out of of fice. But I Just want to tell you some tiling I've got the constitution and the laws of the State of Tennessee tn my pocket, and Just as sure ns von turn me out of office I'll burn 'em up blame me if 1 don't—and you may nil go to ruin togeth r." lie was elect ed. The voters felt that to be In a Slatt* without a constitution and laws was too great a calamity to be thought of. • A THEORY OF KANSAS RAIN. I>r, Snow Says that the Moisture Conies from the Gulf. The theory that the rainfall of Kan sas depends very largely upon the snowfall in the Rocky Mountains of Colorado Is not supported by Dr. F. 11. Snow of the University .of Kansas, who believes that the rains of Kansas are caused by winds from the Gulf of Mexico, says the Kansas City Star. Dr. Snow, who has studied the weath er of Kansas 37 years, supports his theory by argument, which is the re sult of close observation. The United States Weather Bureau recently sent out warning to persons in eastern Col orado and parts of Nebraska stating Ibu on account of n deficiency In the snowfall in the mountains Inst winter tlie supply of water in the Platte Riv er for Irrigation will be exhausted pre maturely. This lias ealfed attention and promoted discussion regarding the thisiry which attributes the rainfall of Kansas to tlie melting snow in the Rockies. According to this theory, an exces sive snowfall in the mountains is fol lowed by an abundant rainfall in Kan sas the following season, while a de ficiency of snowfall indicates the prob ability of a serious deficiency In rain fall. In talking of the question as to the source of Kansas rainfall to-day, Dr Snow said: ■'Notwithstanding the 'deficiency of snow In tlie Rocky Mountain region last winter, the rainfall of Kansas In March and April greatly exceeded tlie normal amount nnd furnished n suffi cient refutation of the theory that Kansas rainfall depends upon the mountains snow. Tlie most probable source of the moisture which pro duces the Kansas rainfall Is the Gulf of Mexico. The prevailing winds of Kansas in the latter part of spring, the entire summer and the first half of au tumn. are from the Routh and south* west.” Dr. Snow's theory is that the winds of western Kansas come from'across the hot, sandy country of New Mexi co and western Texas and that the winds of eastern Kansas blow over central northern Texas, central Okla homa and after crossing Kansas take a northwestern course through south eastern Nebraska, northwestern Mis souri and over lowa. This territory is in the rain belt and Is not subject to dry seasons as in western Kan sas and parts of other states over which the dry hot winds from the far southwest pass. These dry winds, af ter their course over New Mexico and western Texas, cross western Kansas and pursue a course further east In’ Nebraska than in Kapsas and then into the Dakotas. "The sea breezes from the Gulf of Mexico." said Dr. Snow, "extend west ward into south Texas for a consider able distance, gradually veering to the north and joining the regular south west winds, bringing abundant mois ture to the eastern part of Kansas, while the western half of the State lying beyond the moisture laden winds from the gulf has a different rainfall In each locality according to its dis tance from the northward moving moisttire-laden currents.” QUICK RESCUE AT SEA. Bosun Picked Up and Ship Off Again in Nine M inn lcm. Vineento Melluzo, who is described admiringly by his fellows, as "a sort of Irish dago.” is bosun on the Ward Line steamship Esperanza. He has reason to thank his particular star that the urew of the vessel has had sharp boat drill. On the last outward voyage of the Esperanza for Havana, Mellu zo felLu verboard. the ship was stopped, a boat lowered, he was jacked up and the vessel start<*d on her course again all hi nine minutes, which is pretty near a record, according to the York Evening Post. A woman pas senger who saw the whole thing, said: "Oh. wh\ don’t they hurry and do something! The poor man will drown.” "By the Lord Harry, I almost felt like insulting her," said an officer of the ship. "When everything was go ing Bristol fashion and the men jump ing like cats at the word, to say a thing like that to me.” When Melluzo hit the water he was fully dressed. but when he was pulled out seven minutes biter ho had on only an undershirt, "and was breathing hard and treading water." Mj- Alexander, the first officer of the Esperanza, told the story: "It was on a Sunday afternoon and we were going down the Florida coast at a tifteen-knot clip. I was amid ships with Melluzo ami the watch get ting the accommodation ladder over sides. so that it would lie ready when ne got to Havana. The men had got it off tire grating and swung outboard. Tile bosun told one of them ^to do some thing. but the m(in was afraid or some thing. and Melluzo jumped to do lt«» himself. As he struck the ladder it canted and he went into the water sprawling. I sung out for two of the men to go aft and throw the life rings, while 1 ran to the bridge and stop ped the ship. The captain began to turn the ship around, while I took the men to get a boat overboard. We took the yawl that hangs in davits over the bridge, because it was smaller than the regular lifelxuits and had it in the water in no time. The bosun was clean gone when hauled into the boat: lie could only lay in the bottom and gasp. "It was just jjine minutes from the time the alarm was given until the ship was under way again.” The feat is all the more creditable from the fact that the Esperanza car ries Italians forward, many of them not able to speak a word of English. The mates usually give their orders through the bosun. Earthworms and Moisture. Earthworms cannot live without moisture; their food is also dependent upon if. During droughts they burrow down to moisture often three or four feet, and it is only after rains, during huffilil weather, or in damp earth that they may lie dug up Just under the surface or are seen reaching far out of their holes or even traveling on tlie surface to new localities, generally at night. Vegetable mold often grows upon pavements, and worms frequent such places. Often they crawl upon the hard sidewalks and cannot burrow down again. They are found In grant est numbers wherever there is decay ing vegetation. Worms are friends of mini and serve nn Important economic purpose.—St. Nicholas. A Reflection, Bessie—What do you think of Mayme Gilding? Flossie—l don't know. Why? Bessie —I asked her what she thought about my wqnrlng a veil at my wedding, and she said that ordin arily she didn't care for veils, but sue advised me. by all means, to wear one. Dp you suppose the creature meant to reflect upon my good looks?—Boston Transcript. A Rmlteal Remedy. "Hit do look Ink de doctors can't tin’ no cure fer de pneumony,” said I rother William*, "en dey ain't but one thing, outside er medicine, what bus a loosenin' influence on de lock- Jaw." "En what’s flat?" asked a brother in black. “De kick er a young mule," replied Brother Williams. —Atlanta Constitu tion. — A Opinions of Great Papers on Important Subjects. Triumph of Forestry. CCOIIIHNG to Uiiite.l States Consul Tourgee, Bordeaux, the growth of the "pin maritime, ’’ l,r cerine pine, in the I (Mes and adjoining de partments of France, "undoubtedly murks the most remarkable aclmwement ever wrought by human agency hi the modification of natural conditions of soli and climate for the benefit of mankind." A century ago the region between the Gironde and the Pyrenees was In most of its extent “not only one of tlie most barren In the world, hut apparently altogether hopeless of reclamation.” Sand dimes were advancing from the sea at rates varying up to 200 feet a year, swallowing up fields, meadows, vineyards, houses, churches, villages, and leaving nothing but a gray desert. The old forests had been destroyed, and now natuie was taking its revenge. There seemed no hope for the heart of France, when It occurred to Bremontier, a native of the threatened region, that the devastation might be arrested by planting the “pin maritime,” The idea was submitted to Napoleon, who saw Its value end ordered Its execution. The result, says Consul Tourgee, has been the greatest of his victories. "To-day the dark squadrons o 7 the pin maritime are posted on thousands of sandy slopes, faithful guardians In the shelter of which the vineyards and wheat fields rest secure.” They give not only protection, but profit. "J.umber. firewood, turpentine and all the by-products of resinous distillation are now pro duced In such abundance here as not only to prevent the need of Importation, but to make southwest France a con slderable and profitable exporter." even to the United States. Meanwhile, by permitting the reckless destruction Of our own much richer long-leafed pines, which formerly pro tected our coasts and which asked only to be lot alone, we are bringing upon ourselves the same desolation that threat ened France a century ago.—Milwaukee Free Press. Our Bud College Spelling. UCII ts said In the papers about college En- Mglish. The people within and without college walls declare that students write badly. But there is a thing more fundamental titan their I i M>or English style; It is the matter of their ■ spoiling. Many college men, as proved by their essays, cannot spell. They frequently make the mistake of transforming writing into wrltting, and of dining into dinning—an echo probably of the noise of a college dining room. But poor spelling is not confined to college students. College professors are not free from the blame. A letter lies before the writer in which the distinguished bead of a most Important department In an American college de clares that a certain candidate, whom lie has recommended, is “cbmpetant" A New England college professor has recently said that in making applications for a place in English several candidates wrote of the salery. Of course, also, a man may lack culture and spell correctly. Spelling Is more or less a matter of an arbitrary bit of knowledge. But whatever may be the psychological relations of the art, the schools should teach boys and girls to spell. By In correct spelling the higher ranges of learning are rendered less Impressive.—Leslie's Weekly. When Divorce Is Not an Evil. HOLESALE and reckless denunciation of di- Wvorce, so often heard from the clergy, is not in keeping with reason or with public policy. — Divorce is not always an evil. Often it is a blessing. < The woman with a brute for a husband would be In sore straits, indeed, If there were no escape through the law from a union worse than death. The wife who found herself hopelessly bound to a drunken sot might well despair if she could find no relief In divorce laws. In most States of the Union divorce is not so easy to procure as the ministers would Intimate. Most State laws provide that there must be good and sufficient reasons be fore a husband and wisp can be legally separated. Every IN A TIBET NURSERY. Rock-n-by-Bobyiam In the Forests of This Little-Known Country. Our first meeting with the Slfans presented many ludicrous features, says a writer in Collier's Weekly. We were plunging through the gloom of the forest when our ears were assailed with a concourse of yells which echoed through the supernatural silence with ghostly weirdness. In this forbidding wilderness we had not looked for signs of human habitation, so hastily ar ranging ourselves In position we pre* parts! ourselves for what seemed an Inevitable hostile attack. Ixmg and anxiously we awaited Ilie onslaught of our supposed hidden assailants, when again the peace-disturbing sound echoed almost. It seemed, over our very heads. Glancing upward, the mystery was soon explained, for In the lower branches of the tree we could descry numerous snu\U bundles, each too large for any eyry and too small for a wind fall. Both my Kiangsi and Gharlkauese escort, with their superstitious natures roused by these ghostlike sounds, vis ibly paled beneath their dusky skins, and gazed furtively round In order to seek means of escape from this en chanted spot. Evei) I was not a little puzzled and awed until, peering more closely. I became aware of the fact that the disturbing elements which had caused so much concern arose from the fact that we bad unwittingly stumbled upon an aboriginal nursery, and that the. weird and ghostlike sounds emanated from several hungry and lusty-lunged infants. Then the solemn stillness was broken by our hearty laughter, the Kiangsi and Gharlkauese. as it to make amends lor their credulous feart, making the woods ring with their forced guffaws. The Slfi^ Tibetans, as we subse quently learned, place their children In skin cradles and bang these from the trees in tlie forests near to their villages, for two reasons—the first, from a belief that they will be in- lawyer of experience knows that almost invariably when couples are divorced there are the very best of reasons why they should be. The inside history of unhappy mar riages, as-told in the private offices of attorneys, is some thing appalling. Evon the ministers, who deal in theories often instead of actualities, Would stand aghast at the revelation. I’be indissoluble marriage of mismated men and women would be an unnecessary hardship which the people, whose influence makes the laws, would not stand. Nor is It to be presumed that an Indissoluble marriage law would make any difference In the matter of hasty marriages. The couple who embark on fnatrlmony do not look forward to or take Into consideration the matter of escape, should the tie become burdensom,e. The thought of divorce, like re morse, comes Igtgr.—Chicago Journal. v The Wonders of the Wireless. P”time is coming when the ardent newsgutb- Terer will go to a hilltop, rig up a small Jointed pole, point it heavenward, and read the hnp peuings of the world on a dial; when the cur -10118 man wlll tllrust 1118 wireless Instrument HQISE into the azure and pick therefrom the doings of the nations. But Just at present Russia is objecting, and raising questions as to the legality of such measures op the part of the Japanese and British—par ticularly the British, who have a fondness foi; getting au thentic news no matter to whom it belongs. Russia says the correspondent who purloins any wireless messages shall be treated as a spy. We pass -up the question of just how she is to enforce her dwuands, seeing her navy is mostly in winter quarters for the war. Everybody has an opinion about the woman who takes down the receiver on" a "party line” and studies up on her neighbors. But here is another problem: Isdt gentlemanly, according to international law, to speak over the heads of the censors, and. ns the Injured New York Times puts It, “cast dispatches on the nncovenanted air?” Our own government does not feel called upon to settle this little question. The Department of State prefers to wait till softie American citizen Is Involved before it decides on the Justice of the Russian claims. But this simply means that public opinion will step in and determine wheth er it is a breach of neutrality for a man who has some thing to tell to say it through the atmosphere instead of by copper wire through a strictly guarded office. At present the London Times, whose correspondent is the person In evidence, prefers to speak of the three-mile limit and neu tral waters. It contends, with British mydness, that if the British flag flies on the correspondent's ship, there can be no question that it is all right. In tho cabinets of the governments there is pondering and palavering, and the result may be a joint note agreeing to the Russian con tentions.—San Franelseo Argonaut. Politeness and Crime. BUR language and vocabulary, with our grow ing slackness, are changing. We are carrying things (otherwise insupportable) with a laugh, atid coining phrases for the purpose. As has been said, we are still sensitive to such coarse words as “thief" and “steal," but it is vain to deny among ourselves that certain unchal lenged doings of to-day forcibly suggest those terms. So we save our face with an indulgent gayety not devoid of humor. We give a twist and a turn to the rapidly changing English language, and the ugly words disappear in the process. When a conductor steals a fare we Jocularly remark that he is "knocking down oh the company;” wbsu we steal a ride fropi the same company and conductor we laughingly refer to our success In "beating the game;” when we bribe we merely “influence” or “square things;" when we are bribed we collect "assessments" or “rebates" or “commissions” or “retainers," and so on until we reach a grave definition of "honest graft,” which would be more humorous If so many people did not feel that the term sup plied them with a long-felt want. Now. these expressions and others like them may bear a strong resemblance to thieves' slang, but they merely reflect the language of a people unconsciously retreating to a lower-pioral level.— Everybody's Magazine. PROOF OF THE NECESSITY FOR IRONCLADS. [■ —: snrrv : —— ‘Y M ; ! I'’■ ./' 7 • •... *B* - Iplessness of the Wooden Ships “Agamemnon" and “SanspareH’’ Under the Shell-Tire of the Sebastipol Forts. 1854. structed by the deities; the second, that their full existence may not be endangered by the abominable tilth and squalor of the settled regions. Sev eral times In the duy they are visited by their mothers, who provide them with foocj nnd remain with them dur ing the night, and in this forest home the child remains until it is 2 or 3 years old and bus grown strong and healthy enough to stand the rigors of hardship and disease. Mormon Missionaries. According to the Mormon nuthori-’ ties, upward of two thousand mission aries are constantly Ju the Held, most of them young men, und all under the supervision of experienced leaders pl directed from headquarters established nt central points. Hardly) a week passes that the newspapers do not con tain some Item concerning this Inva sion: Mormon elders stoned In Ohio, a rich convert In New York, a new Irrigated valley opened and settleci In Wyoming, a strong new church organ fired In Illinois. Utah is, of course, under Mormon political control, but It is not so generally known that the Mormons also control, or at least bold the balance of power, in Idahp, in Ne vada, and irosslbly lue Wyoming and' Colorado, with a strong following In Arizona, Washington and other States, thus electing, or at least influencing, not a few United States Senators nnd representatives. Nor has the growth of the church been confined wholly to the United States. The Mormons are migrating in considerable numbers to the newly opened Alberta country In Canada, and they have taken up for Irrigation considerable tracts of land in Mexico. —Century. An Americanism. A good way to find out how small the world is is to do something crooked and try to hide. To get nn Idea of the earth’s Immensity try to spread tlie news of a good deed ail over it.—Bal timore American. Biggs-—My, but you bnve large ears! Diggs—Yes. All I lack Is your brains to be a perfect donkey!—Chicago News. judicial DECISIONS. Mere failure of a landlord, to comply with his agreement to make repairs on the lensed premises Is held, in Thomp son vs. Clemens (Md.). 90 L. R. A. 580, not to render him liable for personal Injuries suffered by a member of tho tenant's faml^' because of want of . repair. x A statute Imposing upon lamtowr! it) the city a duty of repairing side walks adjacent to their premises Is held in Lincoln vs. Jnnesch (Neba, 57 1.. R. A. 7(12, not to violate any consti tutional provision and to be a legiti mate exercise of the police power of the' State. A landlord who lenses a building in separate sections is held. Ui Kuhn vs. Sol Heavenrich Co. (Wis.), <lO L. R. A. 585, to be under up implied obligation t< keep the portion remaining in his possession tn repair, so that damages resulting to property through breach of It can lie set up ns a counter claim in an action for rent A trust created by a devise to the testator's wife, of all bls property in trust for her and bls < hlldren with full power to continue bis business If for tlie best interest of bis estate, is held, in Holmes vs. Walter (Wlsj. (12 L. R. A. 08(1, not to be void for uncertainty merely because the particular manner of executing it Is not pointed out. A combination of Individuals for the । purpose of inflicting a .malicious in jury upon another by ruining his busi ness is held, in State ex rel. burner vs. Huegin (Wlsj. <l2 L. 11. A. 700, to be actionable, both as common law and under the statute. With these cases is-an extensive note on the effect of bad motive to make actionable what would otherwise not be. A statute excepting the proceeds of a certificate of a fraternal beneficiary ‘ association from liability for the debts of the bolder or beneficiary is hold In Williams vs. Donough (Ohio), 50 L. R. A. 70(1, to be invalid because It con fers upon such societies and their i members a special privilege not glvmF to other Insurance companies anal Is a t denial of equal protection of the yaws. An opflon to renew a lease il: ac cordance with the terms of the instru ment giving the lessee the privilege of renewal Is held, in Andrews vs. Mar shall Creamery Co. (Iowa) 60 1.. R.'A. .”90, to be exercised, so ns to be bind ing on the lessee, by the statement oT his authorized agent, shortly before the expiration of the term, that the lease will be renewed, on the faith of which he is under no obligations to make, followed by the assurance of the agent of Intention to remain, and that no written renewal is necessary, when pressed for such writing after the expiration of the term and while the lessee Is still In possession. IS IMMIGRATION A PERIL? More Children of Foreign Than of . Native Born in Schools. Immigrants came at the average rate of 12,<XK) a year to 1825, 100,000 a^ year to 1850, 260,000 a year to 1875, 400,000 a year to 1900, and 665,000 per .year since then. In all, 22,000,000 have come_ Yet the percentage of residents .of foreign birt li was greater In 1870 than it is now. Of the 22,000.000, 5,000,000 were from Germany, 4,000,000 from IrelantL 2,750,000 from England, 2,000,000 from Canada, 1,600,000 each from Norway- Sweden, Italy, Austria-Hungary and Russia. The three latter elements have predominated in recent years. Some critics hold that the last named nationalities furnish less desir able Immigrants than the earlier ar rivals. The census of 1890, showing the percentage of persons of each na tionality in jails, prisons or asylums^ or otherwise public charges, put the Poles lowest on the list, followed in order by Austrians, Russians, Ger mans, Hungarians. English, Scotch. Italians, French and Irish. The av erage of all foreign-born who were” publie charges was 7.718 per million; of native-born, over .”>,708. The natives have been here long enough to “get ahead.” Contrary to usual Impressions. 1t,843 out of every million foreign-born are insane, and only 1,329 of each million natives. More children of foreign-born than of native-born persons are In schpol^ More persons Isirn In the United States of foreign parents can read a'id write tlian among those-born of native par ents. The twelve States of New York, Pennsylvania. New' Jersey, Connecti cut. Massachusetts, Ohio, Illinois, lowa, Michigan, Wisconsin. Minnesota ami California contain' half the people of the country, 7.8 per rent of the for elgn-born population. 81 per cent of the Italians, Russians and Abstrianst' mid two-thirds of the property.—North Anu'rh-an Review. Town AVithout Town Officers. Spokogee, a town In the western 1 * part of the Creek nation, Is tin- only town of I.ihhi population in the terri tory that has no town officers. The people say they have no need of offi cers nnd do not want any. They pay no tuxes, and whenever they want any public Improvements they eall a meet ..:g of tlie citizens nnd raise the money A deputy United States mar shal is located there and is all that' Is needed to keep tile pence. Then- Ij not n gambler or a gambling house in the town, and the people will not per mit them. They ni-eded a schoolhouse, so the people got together and built a good two-story building for that pur pose. Whenever a boy sees imyliody eat ing something he wants a bite. There Is no hope for a conceited man who boasts of bls mistakes. *