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MILK RIVER VALLEY NEWS HARLEM, MONT. Mewi Pub. Co., F. N. Wild. Mgr I _ Girls who soy the least are soonest married. Harmony is all right if it is harmony of your brand. The nearer you get to greatness the smaller it appears. Perhaps Hugo thought Mrs. Langtry would like him better tattooed than plaiu. Eating less beef In warm weather is dictated from both hygienic and finan cial standpoints. If you see It in an unconfirmed ru mor that the Japanese won a great victory it is probably so. Tibet does not yet know that it is a part of the British Empire, but It will learn the facttsoon enough. And when Edward and William bad finished their spiels on pence the band struck up “’Twas but a Dream.” Dowie boasts of bis converts "worth n million.” but the man he professes to follow had not where to lay His head. King Edward of England made no descent from his royal dignity when he received General Booth of the Sal vation Army. The Igorrotes may be happy In be ing unaffected by the present high price of beef, but they must have a standing feud with the dog catcher. Sir Thomas Lipton is charged with using American hogs for the manufac ture of his,"lrish bacon.” Just insists upon giving ills customers better than they ask. J. Pierpont Morgan is gradually re tiring from business, but at the pres ent speed be shows In his retirement It will take hint about 367 years to get clear out. John D. Rockefeller's wealth is esti mated to aggregate an even billion and a few odd millions. President Harper Is understood to he interested only in the few odd millions.' A New York man. while eating his breakfast the other morning, found a diamond In a boiled egg.. Unfortu nately, however, nobody has been able to find the, lien that laid the egg. A man who died in Connecticut a few days ago at the nge of 136 boasted that be had chewed and smoked to 'baeco and used intoxicants all bls life. As usual In such cases, the record shows that he had to depend on the generosity of other people for what he consumed. A lawyer>nj a courtroom may call a man a Hao, scoundrel, villain or thief and no one' makes a complaint when court was adjourned. If a newspaper prints such reflections on a man's character there Is a libel suit or A dead editor. And this Is owing to the fact that people believe what an edi tor says; what a lawyer says cuts no figure. Young men nowadays are inclined to the opinion that the opiiortunllles fbr making fortunes are not as great as they were a half or even a quarter of a century ago. As a matter of fact, there is plenty of evidence that the avenues to fortunes are as unobstruct ed now ns they ever were. Indeed, the demand for men who are capable and reliable Is now greater than ever be fore, and where there Is such a de mand there are opportunities for mak ing fortunes. There Is a savor of philosophy and a dash of originality in the venerable Bishop Huntington's diocesan address, particularly when in speaking of amusements he says: “When we see how many persons make a labor of their amusement how can we help wondering whether they would not better find amusement In their labor?” The beloved old churchman has struck the nail on the head there—has struck it a blow which lights up the darker recestes of the hitman mind with the tire of everlasting truth. Farmers in Bahia, Brazil, seem to be a long way behind the times. The state Is the second In population In the republic, and Its people are de voted to agriculture. Yet, according to the United States consul stationed in Its capital, cultivators, planters and harrows are unknown, and there are few plows. The farms are worked with a hoe, n spade and a machete, with now and then a pick. Until the people down there wake up they will not send much to Europe In competi tion with the products of the farms on this side of the equator. They ore not yet able to raise even enough hay for the support of their own cattle. The completion of the new Panama canal will have some marked effects upon the great lanes of ocean travel. Vessels have, to be sure, for years gone into Panama and Colon for the transhipment of their freight across the isthmus by rail. The effect of tht? opening of the new canal may be lik ened to that of the substitution of a strong bridge at a convenient place for crossing a river for a more or less uncertain ford. Such a bridge attract* wagon reads. The canal will draw toward it the commercial highways of the hemisphere. Vessels which are operated by steam -enn pursue an al most unvarying line. Their managers accordingly prescribe courses between various ports, known as lanes, over which practically nil the shipping moves. In case of a breakdown the vessel is much sooner "picked up” on a lane than in less frequented parts of the sea. Moreover, rocks, derelicts and other obstructions may be nmto carefully charted nnd watt bed on the highly traveled courses. There is usu ally nn east nud woht lane a few miles apart to lessen the danger of collision. Out of Duluth, on the Great Lakes, there Is a four-track lane, two for pas senger stenmers and two for freight ers. Although the oceans of the world have no visible streets or cross ings or sign-posts, in the eye of the navigator they are thus very distinctly marked. No railroad train makes so direct a Hue between points as the steamship. No locomotive engineer knows more exactly where he is at all times titan the sea captain. Sail ing vessels, responsive to winds, tides and currents, go altout more nt ran dom. Yet there are enormous areas of the sea where no sail or smoke-stack is ever seen. Even on the steamship lanes of the Pacific one seldom spies a vessel In a trip across that ocean. Nearing the Suez, however, from either approach, and it will be the same with the Isthmian canal, it seems as if the ships of the world were out on parade, so plentiful do they suddenly become. Drink a glass of water when you get out of bed in the morning. Never mind the size of the glass. Let the water be cold If you will. Some jieople pre scribe hot water, but that isn’t neces sary. You may have washed your face already and relished, the experi ence. You may have taken a cold pluuge into Uie tub and delighted in the shock and its reaction. The brisk use of the tootli brush has left your mouth clean and the breath sweet. But you are dirty still. Drink a glass of cold water and eujoy the sensation of being clean Inside. All that Is luxurious in the cold bath cleansing the outside is artificial. That which should prompt the glass of water after sleeping Is natural. As a test, tell the O-year-old protestant against his morn ing scrub of cold water that he may escape it by drinking half a pint of the fluid. He will Jump at the-opportun ity. Sleep has drawn upon the water in the blood, and the instinct of the animal, under natural conditions, is to replenish the circulatory system and distend the blood vessels anew. The food In the stomach which had sc much to do toward Inducing sleep has disappeared, leaving a mucous sub stance in the alimentary canals. Yet man would wash bls face and leave these half-clogged canals to the duties of another day. Drink a glass of cold water in the name of cleanliness. It becomes one of the shortest and easi est of toilet duties. It Is swallowed in a second and in five minutes bus passed from the stomach, taking with it the clogging secretions of the ali mentary tracts. It has left behind the stimulus that goes with cold water, and, by filling the arterial system to the normal, it puts a spur to the cir culation that has grown sluggish In the night It is one of the greatest awakeners nnd one of nature's own stimulants. Drink a glass of water before breakfast, another before luncheon, and another before dinner, 'tutor Is the best, cheapest and pleas antest medicine. PRONE TO SEE GHOSTS. Negro Is Superstitious to a Degree- Anecdote to Prove This. "Negroes are naturally afraid of ghosts and I suppose It will be a good long time before they outgrow certain primitive inheritances which made them flrm believers in the existence of such things,” said a writer in the New Orleans Times-Democrat “The Negre will naturally shy around the deud house and the graveyard. And If there is any chance in the world to see a ghost or to conjure up a ghost story you may depend on the negro to do It. But there is somewjpit of the real in the story I have in 9***. There was a certain old 'black mammy’ in my neighborhood und she was thoroughly devoted Jo a certain family. Sho had known the husband and father of the house all his life—was a servant In fact, in the home of his father before and after the war. He wns good to her and she could find in him all the virtues of the old man. He took sick. She was with him all during his sick ness. He died. "She still remained in the room and would not leave even during the time the body wak being prepared for the grave. A sheet bad been pulled over the body, and the old woman at the’ moment was the only person In the room. Site was keeping a silent watch. Suddenly the sheet moved, as If the dead num had pulled up one of his arms in order to shift Ids position. She never remained in the room to see what wns going to happen. She rush ed out of the house and went to the place next door, where alie declared tier .young master was not dead, and that he had come to Ufo. Of course II was all quite nnturnL The move ment she had observed was merely the contraction of a muscle a thing which frequently happens. But you could not convlnoe her of th# truth of thq^matter. Slm* still looks upon the whole thing as a manifestation of life returned. Curiously enough, she could not be persuaded to enter the house again after that time, nor would she attend the funeral of the man to whom she had been devoted during all of his Ilfs. Kuporstltutlon, is a curious thing, Isn’t it?" The Great Igternotionnl Convention. Of the many International conven tions arranged to be held in St Louis during the exposition, the good roads convention was the first bi time and certainly one of the first In Importance. While the gathering was made up chiefly of delegates from All parts of the United States —more than thirty States being represented—delegates from several foreign countries were present and addressed the convention. Among these may be named A. W. t ampbell of Ontario, who represented Great Britain and Canada; A. H. Bernhart, representing Sweden; A. Berrnudez of Nicaragua; J. C. Alvez da Lima of Brazil, and Manuel D. Diaz of Cuba. Porto Rico. Hawaii and the Philippines were also represented. The convention was not only a big one. but a long one, lasting six days, including "Good Roads Day” at the exposition, and every day's session was crowded with reports, addresses and discussion. Every vital point of the road subject came in for-a-share of attention. Various speakers car ried the convention over dirt roads, gravel roads and macadam roads, and told how to build and maintain the best of each class. They told of the universal failure of the old out-of-date system of "working the.roads.” Dele gatee from many States had to report the enormous difficulty of raising enough money by local taxation to make any general improvement of the roads. Delegates from the Eastern States reported the great progress made under the State aid plan. Add finally nearly everybody talked mi tlonal aid. Senator Latimer of South Carolina was there as the special champion of this Idea, and his speech received the enthusiastic approval of the convention. Congressman Van diver of Missouri also spoke Strongly in favor of federal aid. Congressman Lloyd made a very fine presentation of the work the Government Road In quiry Office is now doing and a strong plea for a generous support of that office. Governor Bacheldcr of New Hampshire declared himself strongly in favor of Congress making an ap propriation for use in aiding the States to Improve the roads. Governor Dock ery of Missouri talked for good roads as the on" great, thing needed to per fect the transportation system of this country. And General Miles proposed federal aid in a somewhat novel and startling form. He wanted to have several thousand soldiers from the reg ular army put to work on the roads. Secretary Wilson of the U. S. De partmeht of Agriculture was there too and made a speech taking strong ground in favor of the educational road work which the department is doing. The sentiment of the convention ns crystallized in its resolutions may be summed up as follows: 1. The Improvement and mainte nance of our public highways is of paramount Importance to the economic welfare and development of our coun try. 2. This convention heartily indorses the proposition of federal aid for the construction of public roads in the United States to the extent of one half of the cost of same, and each delegate pledges himself to use all honorable means to secure the support of this principle by his representative in Congress. 3. The State aid plan Is also unan imously Indorsed. 4. The work of the Office of Public Road Inquiries nf the United .States Department of Agriculture for better highways Is heartily approved and commended, ‘and Congress should in crease the anuual appropriation tor its work to at least $150,000. 5. All convicts and vagrants should be employed on the public roads, and not in competition with honest labor. HAS A NOVEL FIRE ALARM. Chief of Baltimore Department Keeps Supply of Giant Firecrackers. A good way t* prevent yourself from being burned to death in your own house is to have on band a large supply of dynamltq llrecrackers. That Is the theory of Chief Horton of the Baltimore Are department, who direct ed the efforts of the Baltimore Bre men during the February conflagra tion until be was struck by a couple of live wires and rendered uncon scious. Commenting upon this the ory, Chief Horton says: “About the best fire detectives are large dynamite crackers. I have these crackers distributed all over my house and have advised any number of per eons to use them. •Tho Idea is decidedly practicable. One of the crackers Is attached to a length of wire, and It Is then sus pended from some place where It Is likely to be useful. “I have these crackers hanging from ♦he roof of the cellar, from the ceil ings of the stairways. from under tho paddl'd peats of the chairs and sofas — every place whore they can be con veniently put and are likely to bo ot use. -I'Ka Idea Is simply this: If u Are breaks out it can't nrnke much head way before it reaches one of the crack ers, and the explosion gives the alarm. The Idea came to me some years ago. and wns suggested by a tire in a gro cery store. “The Are had pot cmuiderable he»A- way nnd it was discovered by the ex plosion of some canned goods which attracted the attention of the people In the house. I decided that if can ned vegetables made a good fire de te< five crackers would lie Just as good. "There is absolutely no danger, as some would imagine, from the dyna mite cracker, unless the fire is there, and when a dynamite cracker —the ■ kind I uso Is about two inches long— explodes it.throws Itself right out with the force of the explosion. It is a good plan to keep a couple bf them In a warbrobe where there are a number of garments. The probabilities, are that if a fire took place the force of the detective cracker In going off would extinguish the blaze. "1 have fixed up hundreds of these crackers for various persons and cer tainly do advise their use. especially in houses in the suburbs, where there are not likely to be people passing and । where a fire Is, therefore, likely to get considerable headway Itefore it Is discovered.”—New York Sun. HARD TO SHOOf WILD GEESE They Are Crafty, Resourceful unA Cau tious iu Their Flights. Young geese near the remote breed ing grounds and before they have been educated by the long, perilous flight from north to south and back not seldom behave lu a fashion calculated to cast a doubt upon their intelligence, but that is a common fault of youth and inexperience, says the Illustrated Sporting News. The 2-year-old goose Is a very different fowl, and If there be anything In feathers better able to extract chunks of solid wisdom from an experience with a trace of lead In it I have not yet met that bird. Nor is it at all strange that the "honker" should be tireless In vigilance and exceeding loath to trust his big. shapely body too near any form of growth or shelter which possibly might conceal a man. Roughly speak ing. tlie initial southern trip, from the fowl's birthplace to the winter rendez vous. Is an airy Jaunt of about 3.000 miles, more or less, at least one-third of which is punctured with peril. In all probability the true story of a goose’s migration experiences would lie something startling, especially lu re gard to the quantity of lead of vari ous sizes vainly hurled after -the ad venturous flyer. Would It be pounds or tons? At first glance the latter quantity might appear absurd, but it must be remembered that a goose is long lived, while nine-tenths of Ills would-be destroyers uso more load than science in their methods. In any event, if I had the choice of contract for carrying In a canoe the goose or the stuff Riat had missed him, there wouldn’t be nny hesitancy ovor the se lection of the freight. The fact is that the honker la the most shot at nnd the least killed of all cur fowl, the reason for which Is sim ple enough. Not a few old sportsmen and all new bands at the game under estimate by about one-half the distance at which a flying goose Is passing. The bulky laxly and great wings make a noble spread, even when a eouple of hundred yards off. nnd only long schooling can teach the utter useless ness of trying ut half that range with any standard gun. To a novice, u goose actually within sure distance will npi>ear almost on top of him, nnd it is only after a few fowl have been killed, gathered nnd the distance at which they fell noted that the eye ac quires the knack of measuring with anything like correctness the deceptive mark. Tom Was Not nt Home. One afternoon in the Press Club at Washington, a burly young fellow ap peared beside a table where Tom Han num (a former Washington corre spondent!, BUI Sterrett, and other kin dred spirits were in spiritual confer ence. and suid to Tom: “This bill has been standing long enough, nnd I’m here to collect It In money or hide." "This Is a club." quietly responded skeleton Tom, “and you should haw sent in your card.” Just then a stalwart attendant took tlie intruder by the arm, conducted him to the door, and returned with the card, which he banded to Hannum. d'om scrutinized the card carefully, then looked up to the waiter and said: “This is a very dear friend of mine; but I’m busy now. Tell him I’m not in.” Courl Bares His Fortune. In France when n wealthy man Is found to be wasting his substance In riotous living a meeting is held of those haring an Interest in him and his property; they Ale thidr affidavits and on them and their oral statements the court acts. If satisfied that the ease demands It the property is for tho time confiscated by the court and the owner of it receives an allowance adequate only for his proper needs. He is thus saved from himself until such time us ho comes to his senses and one member of a family Is nqt per ndttixl —as often happens here—to ruin all who have, by Inheritance, a com mon claim on an estate. Not in His Line. “Now," said the pert salesman, sar castically, as be started to put back the rolls of silk, “can’t you think of something more I might show you, ma’am?” "Yes,” replied the shoppar, “but I don’t think you have it" “What Is it?” "More courtesy.”—Philadelphia Pub lic Ledger. What has become of the old-fashion ed busband who gave satisfaction if he were a "good provider?” If you must abuse someliody, abuse the Ideal character* In a novel. SO® Handling Bags of Grain. In grain-growing sections more or less grain in bags has to be handled by man-power, and this becomes con siderable of a burden after a time. A device for assisting in this work may be easily constructed by any handy man. Set a heavy post In the ground so that It will stand about two and one-half feet above the surface; then take a heavy board, the wider the better, and about ten feet long. Out two pieces of board wedge-shape and fasten to the lower edge of the board. Cut these pieces so that when they rest on the ground with the other end of the board resting on the beveled top of the post the whole thing is firm. Then have a hook formed with a short handle, such a book as is used FOR HANDLING BAGS OK GRAIN. by truckmen In the cities. With the hook lift the sack of grain on tlie lower edge of the board, haul It up the smooth surface of the board and when at the end set on the sloping ‘Post it may be easily transferred to one’s shoulders. In the Illustration figure 1 shows how the wedge-shape pieces must be cut, figure 2 bow the post should be beveled, figure 3 the Iron hook, aud figure 4 the slope of the board. Handling Fowls in Yards. Where it Is necessary to keep the fowlsconflned to houses and yards dur ing the simmer and not much chance to divide the yards, the best way to handle them Is to have the., yards of four-foot netting, the top covered over as well, and every few weeks move these yards to a new location, where fowls have not been the present year. This Is considerable trouble, but It must be done If chicks and fowls ure kept on a small area. If It Is not pos sible to lot the fowls have a range, then green food must be ^Provided in some way. A good plan Is to give them some cut grass or weeds at night Just before they -go to roost. A better plan is to rake up the cut tings following the lawn mower, for they can consume these short bladqg better than grass cut with a scythe. AU fowls In confinement ought to be Allowed to run for an hour or two each night, even though It Is necessary for several people to keep them out of mis chief. This run will do them a world of good, and the egg results will pay for the trouble of watching them. Don’t forget the necessity for nn abundance of fresh water several times dally. Single Wheel Trunk. With this truck one can pick np a barrel or bag of grain, fruit or vegeta bles and wheel it away, even over a rough path, something almost Impossi ble with the small, double wheeled grocery and freight trucks. A black smith will mount a wheel beneath a frame, as shown In the cut, and the frame ought to be within tlie ability BIS OLE WHEEL TRUCK. of any one handy with tools. A. me dium sized single wheel truck will do much work and do It easier than Is possible with a small double wheel truck.—Orange Judd Farmes. Shade for the Svlae, Shade for swine Is quite as neces sary as for other animals, and when one has a tree or two in the pasture the question Of shade Is readily set tled. Ls there are no trees plant three or four, and while they are growing uss portable bouses for shade, making them with a sill set an runners and with a ring set in ths front sill so that a horse may b« attacbod and the house moved when necoasary. These bouses may be made of any cheap material and the rsof arranged so that a portion of it may couahir of tree limbs laid over the boards set far apart. The cost need not be great and the results will pay for the time nr.d labor spent. MDk shipped m Lee. The milk supply of Gopeuhageu. Henmark, is shipped te the city In a frozen condition. It Is Altered as it comes from the farmers, the^kiasteur ized to 185 degrees, then cooled, und frozen by the brine prososs. It is shipped to the city by train in Insulat ed alia mlicrs. On arrival it is stored in cases, houses, and thawed out as needed. It is declared, the taste, flavor and other qualities nre unimpaired, and that the milk so treated can be kept sweet and fresh for nny reason able time. Strawberry Planting. Most fruit growers are familiar withr the pot-grown strawberry plants offer ed by nurserymen for setting lu thor summer, says the Indianapolis News. As a rule such plants are too expeu slve to set In any considerable num bea, but this Is an Ideal way to ob tain plants of new sorts for testing; though much more costly than tne lay er plants one will get from them a crop, next summer, of sufficient size to determine the desirability of the va riety. Then, too. It Is possible to in crease one’s own plantation by taking: from the old beds the new plants and setting them out in the new beds any time this month. To do this with the best results, cut the runner which con nects the new plant with the parent, then a week later, Just after a rain, dig up the young plant with a liberal amount of soil attached to the roots and s6t It with the soil on the root® in the new bed. With care not a plant will be lost in the transplanting nnd these plants will give one crop of berries next sum mer nearly equal to those from year old-set plants. The precaution to take is to have the lump of soli adhere to the roots so that the growtu of the young plant will not be materia Uy disturbed by the transplanting. Whore but a few hundred plants arc to be reset one can easily supply the wnter to the soil necessary to make the soil stick to the roots. The New Year Book. The annual report of the Secretary of Agriculture occupies one hundred, pages of the new Year Book, after which the bulk of the book consist® of thirty-two special articles: ail but two of these have been prepared by officials of the department. The sub jects dealt with Include the relntioa of cold storage to commercial apple culture, the preparation of land for Irrigation, the adulteration of drugs, promising new fruits, the relation of forests to stream flow, and the effect of preservatives in food on health and digestion. Free copies may bo had on application to members of Con gress. The White Wyandotte. The White Wyandotte Is a typical all-around, useful fowl, that combines beauty and money-making qualities in n ul -h degree. Pure white throughout, with rose comb, un feathered shanks, and full meaty breast— all in all, the ideal fowl for farmer or fan cier. The fe males are good winter layers of large. brown- \v YANDOTTK. shelled eggs, and the young fowls grow rapidly and reach marketable size at an early age. They deserve all the praise that has been bestowed upon them, and are destined to be come popular with those who raise poultry for profit. The New Peach Disease. Tae disease called Little Peach la giving serious trouble to ■orelmrdists in New York and Michigan’, nnd tho subject is being Investigated by Gov ernment experts. Tho cause Is due. In part at least, to a fungous growth which attacks the roots, but the cause has not been positively proved. The ttutlady somewhat resembles peach yel lows In its effect. The mnin symp toms are the small size of the fruit without special spots or blotches; the general feebleness and final yellowing of the trees anu their gradual decline and death without apparent cause. T.i* disease often spreads In n circle from the tree first attacked. The spread! Is slow, generally taking from three to five years or more to spread through an orchard. The only remedy yet dis covered is to pull out the diseased trees as soon as the first symptom* appear, and this course Is the one urged by the agents of the depart ment General Farm Notes. Long and hard pulling makes wind broken horses. If a sow breeds well nnd la n good mother, keep her until she Is old. Early nnd thorough training make* ► gentle, safe aud tractable horses. Clean off the ground occupied by peas, early, corn or potatoes and sow turnips. Always breed from a thoroughbred boar of good constitution nnd vigor. HU vigor should be In excess of that of the sow. With poultry, as with nearly all other products from the farm, a safe rule is to market the surplus when ever a fair |*kiit can be realized when making tire sale. Among tlioroughbred poultry there Is LUtU difference so far as {heir econ omical points nee concerned, but on u farm a solid, strong and coarse breed la best. Those who make the most in keep ing poultry are those who have small farms and utilize every rod of them ' for the production of food or pasture for their stock.