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HLK MVER WALLEY HEWS HARLEM, MONT. L . New* Pnb. Co., F. N. Wild. Mgr g?” L,'. 1 — ' - You call not always tell the quality of a man or cigar by the wrapper. Wherever an unusual crowd Is ns sembled Is the place to look out for an unusual accident. The Japanese soldiers nre mostly vegetarians and there goes another long cherished illusion. To call any university president “Midas of the golden touch" Is an un necessary bit of truth-tcllliig. A physician says that nearly all poli ticians nre afflicted with a cutaneous disease known aa the Itching palm. s/r Henry Irving announces that he Will make a farewell tour of America next year. May he live to make many •of them. Why Is It that we never find a bank cashier embezzling and going to jail who has not always been a model to ydung men? »— An Ohio man has attracted some at tention by asking to have his pension canceled. Pooh! That’s nothing. An lowa man once resigned an office. A Federal judge has held that the press has a right to criticise a Judge. Now doth ye editor proceed to dip bls pen In vitriol and say a few things. A Missouri couple are the proud pa rents of a 1-pound boy. How provok ing It must be to be kept awake nights by a mere 10 ounces of squalling hu manity. The Japs In Tokyo are giving thanks to the gods for the Japanese victories; but from this distance it looks very much as if the men In the field hove had something to do with them. Judge Brady of Kansas City fined a young fellow for kissing his best girl on the front steps of her home. The next time the scoundrel will know enough to step into the vestibule. A Sow Jersey judge describes war as "lynch law on a large scale.” Gen. Sherman’s four-letter definition, how ever, is likely to retain pre-eminence with those who appreciate brevity as well as emphasis. There Is a "penny-4n the slot" ma chine that returns your coin if it falls to produce the desired stick of gum or slab of sweetened chocolate. Yet the pessimists continue to say the world Is growing more dishonest. Mueh has been written of tpe immi gration of farmers from the United States to Canada, but the official fig ures of homestead entries do not make It quite so large as lias been repre sented. Of the 32.000 entries made, in 1903 11,000 were from tills side of the border,more than half of them by fam ilies from Minnesota and the Dako tas. A woman lately received into the poorhouse at Budapest understated het age. Her papers exposed the decep tion. When rebuked, she declared that she was ashamed to have it known how old she was. The feminine sensi tiveness of Henriette Barsod dealt with large figures. She gave her age as 105, whereas the authentic record showed that she was 116. Waste is universal and Is peculiar to no class. The miser wastes as much as the spendthrift and perhaps more, because his hoarding withdraws bene fits from others and does himself no good. Those only do not waste who Jn a sense give something for nothing. Oar great philanthropies, our educa tional Institutions, our public benefits of various kinds are the fruits of this higher philosophy of life. It Is not the man who knows how to save, who avoids waste, but the man who knows how to spend. There is more joy In the latter and more wisdom is required In Its exercise. The fact that this Is a leap year car ries with It nn effect apt to be over looked, which Is that the annual ex penses of governing the nations will be considerably increased by the In clusion of the extra dny. This comes home with the greatest force to those governments which have the largest armies to feed and provide for. The French budget commission was met •by the fact that one day will add to the expenses of tlie war office lor 1904 a amp of nearly 8»MI,0(W francs, which will be expended In rations for the men nnd forage for the horses. When aHe-the various state depart ments are separately considered the total sum runs Into several millions of francs. Pessimists who complain of the cor ruption of politics In the United States should consider Motticco, where kid napping is one of the arts practiced by a ward or state lioss—to use Ameri can terms—ln forcing the Sultan to grant bls demands, italsull, the '•bri gand," as lie Is culled, who seized .Mr^ I’erdlcnris and his stepson in Tangier last month and held them for ransom, sought more than money. He was dis pleased with the attitude of various government officers hi Ills part of the country. Hr desired that they shnufd be removed and thut lie should have, control of the "patronage” In his State. Ho knew that the Sultan was not anxious for Ini: .national comnll- cations, therefore he took what seem* ed to him the shortest way of secur ■ Ing what he was after, by kidnapping an American and an Englishman. He knew, too, that the British and the United States governments-would in sist that the Sultan secure the release of the captives, and wall ready to re legße them when the Sultan would agree to Ills terms. It did not take the Sultan long Jo consent to the removal of the offending officers, and .after that tl;e adjustment of the financial 'end of the controversy * was ‘easy. Political ! brigands in America Ims not yet re sorted to quite sin h extreme measures. Tile cheapest thing In the world is human life. You do not 'always ap preciate that fact, but the logic that stamps the statement lis truth —horri- ble. naked truth—ls all about yon. and can lie found In almost every disaster that crushes, burns or chokes the Ilves out of human beings. The lesson of the Slocum disaster, as shown by the Investlgittroif. Is that there was some cowardice and any amount of careless ness of the criminal kind that might cause death at any time. The life pre servers were rotten, Tae captain of the Slocum should have known it. The crew that handled them, the officers who commanded the crew, the owners of the boat, all should have known IL And on the Inspectors who failed to in spect rests the heaviest' responsibility •of all. There had never been a fire drill on the Slocum, within the mem ory of one member of the crew, who had been on the boat for years. Gov ernment navigation rules provide for fire drills, and the captain knew it, and his officers knew it, and the crew know IL The hose was worthless and the pump couplings did not fit. and all along the line, from owner tn govern ment Inspector, there is an astounding trail of negligence that makes one shudder. And yet. these men are not bloodthirsty. They have wives and children, and would not have hesitat ed to taki^them on board the floating coffin, misnamed a pleasure crafL They did not hesitate to trust their own lives to unsafe equipment. Care lessness seems to bo an American characteristic. The sun shines, the sky is blue and there is scarcely a ripple on the surface of the sea. Who cares about the future? Let to-mor row take care of Itself. The band is playing and life seems pleasanL There Is too much of that sort of fa talism mixed in American living. It imiy db' for the Orient: tnrt in America life should be sacred. It is going to be difficult to punish any one man, or any set of men, for the Slocum dis aster. In a few days the busy world will have almost forgotten the horror. But- there should- be .a lesion..in tbe tragedy for humanity, and every man who holds a position even remote',y connected with the safety of the pub lic should ask himself. "Am I Doing My Full Duty?” Perhaps some good may come from a terrible disaster. An Erratic Memory. ltrs. Ransom’s greatest trial was her poor memory. She had tried all sorts of "systems,” both original and recom mended. but nothing succeeded for more than a little while. When she had been vainly trying to remember something for half an hour, all her mental powers were apt to be or less affected. "I’m almost wild,” she said, plain tively, to g niece who found her with a wet compress bound about her head, “for my old schqol friend, Mrs. —. There, I hoped perhaps It would come to me, but it hasn’t! Well, she Is here In New York, and 1 met her on the street and asked her to luncheon, and I wanted you nnd Emma, to meet her. But what can I do? How can I intro duce her when I can’t think of her name?” v.* The niece looked property sympa thetic, and murmured something atiout every one’s having times of forgetful ness. "But there's no reason for this,” moaned the sufferer, "for we have ex changed gifts at Christinas for years! I’ve tried all my systems, but it’s no use, her name has gone so I doubt if I should know ft if I heard It. Of course I shall Just have to say. This Is my old school friend. Mary Lane.’ It seems more natural, anyway, to call her that, because that was her mime before she married George Bay. I sup pose I shall have to pass it off as best I can!" Retailers of Fino Sawdust. In the shop of a cabinet-maker in Now York a sign announces "sawdust for sale.” There is no evidence any where of the bags of coarse pine sa w dust such as is used in butcher's shops, markets and saloons. "We don't handle that stull," said the proprietor of the shop. “Our spe cialty is In the sawdust of tine woods such ns mahogany, boxwood and san dalwood. We soil sawdust by the ounce or the pound, not by the bushel Tlie sawdust of fine hard woods bring good prices. There are about twelve varieties of It, and each has Its appro priate use. “Boxwood sawdust, the most expen sive of all, Is used by manufacturers to burnish silver plnte nnd Jewelry Sandalwood Is used for scent bags and for the preservation of furs. There is no waste of sawdust In our business.^ Fertility ot Sparrow. In tlie United States tlie sparrow has six broods a year; In Britain sei dom more than three. I Ie- ire- MtMaiig to the Lino. In I'miwe^Hkrnre cutting down trees by electrh^L When there Is n guest at your house, nnd be eats heartily, do you say: "Of I course, I’m glad ho enjoyed his din- I uer, but how he did eat!" -OLD FAVORITES The Better Land. I hear thee speak of the better land. Thou calleat its children a happy in<! Mother, oh, where is that radiant shore? Shall we not seek it and weep no more? Ib if where the flower of the orange blows, And the fireflies glance through thp myrtle boughs?” —“Not there, not there, my child!” “Is it where the feathery palm-trees ristj And the date grows ripe under sunDj skies? Or ’midst the green islands of glittering sons, Where fragrant forests perfume the UFWW, And strange, bright birds, on their start J wings, Bear the rich hues of nil gk>riou» things?” —‘‘Not there, not there, my child.”’ ‘‘ls it far away, in some region old, Where the rivers wander o’er sands of gold ?— Where the burning rays of the ruby shine, And the diamond lights up the secret mine, And the pearl gleams forth from the coral strand?— Is it there, sweet mother, that better land?” —‘‘Not there, not there, my child!” ‘‘Eye hath not seen it. my gentle boy! Ear hath not heard its deep songs of joy; Dreams cannot picture a world so fair— Sorrow and death may not enter there; Time doth not breathe on Its fadeless bloom, ’Tia beyond the clouds, and beyond the tomb, —lt is there, it is there, my ch4ld!” —Mrs. Hernans. Old Dog Tray. The morn of life is past, And ev’ning comes at last; It brings me a dream of a once happy day rM .« — Of merry forms I’ve seen Upon the village green, Sporting with my old dog Tray. Old dog Tray’s ever faithful. Grief cannot drive him away; He’s gentle, he is kind; I’ll never, never find A better triend than old dog Tray. The forma I called my own Have vanished one by one; The lov'd ones, the dear ones, have all passed away; Their happy smiles have flown; Their gentle voices gone; I’ve nothing left but old dog Tray. Old dog Tray's ever faithful, Grief cannot drive him away; He’s gentle, he is kind; - I’ll never, never find A better friend than old dog Tray. When thought* recall the past His eyes are on me cast; I know that he feels what my breaking heart would say. Although he cannot apeak. I’ll vainly, vainly seek A better friend than old dog Tray. Old dog Tray's ever faithful, Grief cannot drive him nway; He’s gentle, He"is kind; I’ll never, never find A better friend than old dog Tray. —-Stephen Foster. HOW TO TAKE PAPER TRIPS. Falce Honeymoon Tours While the Newly Weds Are in Seclusion. Lack of money with which to buy the necessary tickets and pay hotel bills need no longer hamper bridal couples who desire to Impress their friends with the fact that they are traveling In Europe, Asia, Africa or any other place which Issues picture post cards, says the Minneapolis Trib una. If John and Mary want to go to Honolulu and are unable to buy a rail road ticket which will take them far ther than one of the trolley suburbs, they can engage board at $4 a week and recuperate from the pre-nuptlal functions with a serene mind and a consciousness that ei erybody in their set knows they are In the Hawaiian Islands. How can they think other wise when every mail -brings a souve nir post card in John or Mary’s writ ing, neatly stamped with tlie Hawaii an stamp, and telling how balmy the climate Is and what a perfect dispo sition Jolin has? They would be skeptlcal, Indeed, in the sacs of tills evidence, to harbor tlie suspicion that Jayville, not Honolulu, Is the destina tion of the bridal couple. It is the Honeymoon Club, In an Eastern city, which lias made this possible, and several Minneapolis young people have been much amused to receive, shortly after their engage ments were formally announced, cir culars which had on tire letter head, in addition to the name of the organi zation. the impressive phrase: “We furnish the trip; you remain nt home, the envy of your friends." This Is balanced on the other side by the words, "World's fair trip, St Lopis, our specialty,' in large type. "Our method of operating," the gen eral manager says. "Is as follows: You and your prospective busband map out a trip you would like to take, naming such towns ami places of In terest you A’ould visit, send us an Itemized list of these places, the num ber of friends you desire to have noti fied nnd we will advise you as to the cost of the supposed trip. When sat Isfactory arrangements are completed we mull you a set of souvenir cards Illustrated in colors. On iheso cards you write the names and addresses of your friends to whom you desire to make It known tliut you are In that town, with a message, and tlien re turn the cards to us. We forward them to our correspondents with In structions to mull them on the date designated, when It Is supposed you will be In snld town. Naturally these cards when -mailed will bear the post mark of the town and with the fact that you have addressed them will be sufficient evidence that you are In real ity perhaps at no great distance from home and friends. Our price Is mod erate nnd Is based upon the trip you outline nnd the amount of labor neces sary for its preparation and comple tion.” The advantage of being the envy of your friends Is supposed to com pensate, In the opinion of the general manager, for the time spent in hiding near “home nnd friends” and running to cover if one of the aforesaid friends mutes in sight. "For you would be sure to run across some one you knew,” laughed one of the prospective brides who received the circular. "Just imagine the string of stories you would have to tell to make things straight! A wed ding trip under ordinary circumstances Is something of an ordeal, but I can't ituagine anything more appalling in regard to what It might lead to than one under the auspices of the Honey moon Club. Think of showing souve nirs brought by some one else, of an swering all of the questions you would be sure to be asked and having your suit cases and bags covered with la bels forwarded from a New Y'ork of fice and pasted on within ten miles of home! It may be a modern method, strictly up to date and cheap, but what would be the pleasure?” EXPANDING BULLETS. Those Found in Cronje’. Lunger Hud Belonged to English. Perhaps lu some respects the most extraordinary revelations In detail concern our ammunition. We learn from the evidence that at one time we were reduced to two or three boxes of Mark 11. ammunition, so that if there had been a war with a conti nental power we should have been ob liged to fight with expanding bullets, a proceeding all the powers had con demned as barbarous. We made 60,- 000,000 pounds of explosive bullets, and then had to condemn them be cause they were dangerous to our own troops. These revelations, by the way, raise a moral Issue of some importance to Lord Roberts’ reputation. Sir Henry Bruckcubury. explained that Mark IV. ammunition was abandoned because it was found to be dangerous" to the user In a hot climate. "We had ev ery intention of using this bullet and making it, in fact, the bullet for the British army all over the world'; and I think t 0.000,600 or imp to Mnrctr 31, 1897, ha^ been delivered. » * » The reason why we did not use the expanding bullet In South Africa was not The Hague convention, however, but because the Mark IV. ammuni tion, mwexpandlng ammunition, had proved unfit to be used In war.” Now Lord Roberts, as commander in chief in South Africa, must surely have been acquainted with these tacts. Yet on March 11, 1900, lie wrote to President Steyn to complain of two things—the abuse of the white flag and the discovery of explosive bullpts. (Pari. Paper, Cd. 122, 1900.) “A large quantity of explosive bullets of three different kinds was found In Cronje's laager and after every engagement with your honor's troops. Such breaches of the recognized usages of war and of the Gitieva convention are a disgrace to any civilized power. A copy of this telegram has been sent to my government, with a request that it. may be communicated to all neutral powers.” President Steyn replied that the bul lets had been taken from British troops, nnd It hns been officially ad mitted that some of these bullets had been used in South Africa. But what Is to be said of a field marshal who describes “ns a disgrace to any clxJ>- Izcd power” the use of bullets which he had only been prevented from using because they were dangerous to the uner? London Speaker. One Kind of Soft Answer. ' It lacked but five minutes of the pmc for the train to start from the Howntown station, nnd the suburban ites were hurrylug Into it when a man in the garb of a mechanic snt down tl>y the side, of a finely dressed pas senger In one of the seats in tlie roar car, took a paper from Ids pocket and began to read. | “Plenty of empty scats In here yet, aren't there?” growled the man In fine raiment moving along grudgingly. “Yes. sir,” pleasantly repllisl the pewcomer, “but It will be crowded pretty soon, and I thought I’d pick out a gentleman for a seat mate while I had a chance.” “Humph!" grunted the other man. tmeertaia whether to feel compliment l ?d or Insulted, realizing the hopeless ness of trying to make any fitting re- Joinder. A Sledge-Hammer Blow. "That’s my latest canvas,” said P’Auber. "I started that six months ago. You see. some days I paint away feverishly, forcefully, absorbedly, while On other days I can’t paint nt all." "I see," said t.’rlttlck. "You painted tills on one of the other days."—Phila delphia Press. New Irrigating < anal. A new Irrigating canal being built on Williams Fork, near Hot Sulphur Springs. Colo., will be twenty mllea in length. It will bring under water about 10.000 aeres of land which is now worthless, being merely a aag<s brush flat We wonder If any one ever tasted a woman's biscuits which were as good as those she made the "last time?” Good Rummer Hoe Pen. Where swine are to be kept In a somewhat small enclosure and ted 1U the bouse It Is not always easy to keep ‘he floor of the house clean. The plan here suggested will accomplish this and give the hogs something to keep them busy besides. The hoghouse Is built with a slanting floor and In the end at the high part is cut a trough the entire width of the bouse, Into which is thrown leaf mold or broken sod. This the swine will root down and it will act ns an absorbent of the manure, particularly the liquid por tions. If the floor is made quite slant ing most of tills sod, etc., will be root ed down to the lower end by the hogs. While the nrtist has not-shown the floor slanting as It should be. In the 11- A SUMMER HOO PEN. lustration, otherwise the cut will show Just how the pen should be built. In the lower part of the illustration figure A shows the end of the plank floor, with a strong timber supporting the edge, and a hvnvy-pirrc-of plank un derneath, forming the edge support Figure B, the end section, shows ex act mode of construction, the upper piece (O) floor, nnd X the method of spiking together to support. This rath er complicated finish Is to prevent the hogs from rooting under the floor.—ln dlanapolls News. Witch Grass. This is a terrible weed to eradicate either from the field or the garden. It spreads by means of underground stems, called roobstocks. These run along below the reach of the mowing machine, or of grazing animals, and often too deep to be disturbed by sur face cultivation. They produce buds at their numerous scaly nodes, ‘and these buds develop Into new plants in exactly the same manner as branches arc produced above ground. The root stocks of couch grass will sometimes grow to a length of ten to fifteen feet In one season, furnishing this weed with a means of rapid distribution and propagation, a character making it most pernicious in cultivated land. The only way entirely to get rid of It Is by forking the ground over carefully, and picking it out piece by piece. Even the smallest bit left in the ground will start into growth.—American Cultiva tor. A Steady Sawhorse. When sawing wood It Is a matter of considerable work to get out the pieces, mortise and lit them together to make an ordinary sawhorse. The one shown In the cut from New En gland Homestead can lie built In twen ty minutes if one hns some strips of hardwood board at hand of tlie proper width. The crosspieces are firmly nailed together. auo six strips ot the \ 'n.X.TT-J- —< //t— A QUICKLY MADE SAWHORSfe. same board put ou to strengthen and hold tlie ends In place. Such a horse will prove very rigid nnd serviceable. Improving the Meadow. There are many meadows yearly turned Into pastures which might be saved for hay yields several yenrs longer with n little care at the right timw One of the liest ways of doing this at small expense Is to plow the meadow early In August after nmnr Ing it well, nnd here is a way of util izing manute one Is storing under the abed, and which Is going to waste, and sow rye In early Septemlier at the rate of two bushels an acre. In April or as early ok possible, plow under the rye, smooth ami sow with grass seed, using tlie mixture best suit ed to your section or using a mixture of timothy, red top and clover, which is excellent In must sections, and will not contain ^enough clover tc^ Injure It for sale as prime mixed hay. Hardy Unaib It Is proposed to import 11 la-"e num ber of the mountain quail of Callfor- uhi to be bred and turned loose ire I various parts of New England. They I are claimed to be hardy birds, well । able to stand the severe winters of I this section, nnd larger than the com i mon quail. Some of the Imported birds will be turned loose nt once, but others will be kept In pens for a time. Exhibiting Crop*. Any farmer who will religiously fol low his county fairs from year to yenr will observe the opportunities there to make a reputation If he can grow one particular crop better than another. As every one knows, one soil worker Is an expert potato grower, another raises prize swine, another understands corn better than other crops, and so on. Let ench one take a specimen of Hint which he can grow best to the county fair and exhibit, advises the Indianapolis News. Possibly he may not win a prize, but he will have a chance to see what others are doing and thus ascertain his own shortcom ings. Again, bls exhibit may attract the attention of some one who wants just the product he produces and n profitable business Is worked up. The educational advantages of the county fair ought not to be overlooked nnd the family should be taken to every one that can be reached nt a moderate cost. Get out into the world nnd see what other farmers nre doing one will find them willing to talk and one may get enough good ideas nt a single fnir to pay for the expense of . attendance twenty times over. Bear! this Item In mind -ns the fnlrs begins now and In September. Sniphate for Blight. While the recognized’ formula for Bordeaux mixture yill remain a favor ite for potato blight applications, there are some objections to its use, one of the most formidable ones being the clogging of the nozzle of the sprayer by the lime used in the making of the mixture. Experiments have been made, on a sniiiTl scale, wlfli tlie sodn copper mixture which are exceedingly prom ising. The ordinary washing soda is used—four pounds of sulphate of cop per, live pounds of washing soda and fifty gallons of water as n basis, and Increasing the quantity of sulphate and soda, slightly if It was necessary. Dissolve the soda In n barrel and then pour it Into the copper sulphate, mixing thoroughly and using with the spray pump In precisely the same man ner in which Bordeaux mixture is used, and at the same Intervals. While it Is not advised that this new mixture be substituted for the Bordeaux mix ture, it is well worth experimenting with on a small scale. —Exchange. New Egg Plant. Those who have a market for egg plant will .find the Early Black Beauty a decided Improvement on the 1m- >y proved Large Pur- “C. pie, which has- been the one va riety up to the in , .jIM troduction of the B 1 a c k Beaut y ■•’• v ' l 11 1 ""' ll ’ y lied upon. The Early Black Beauty is entirely eco PLANT. spineless, is ten. - days or more earlier than the Largo- 1 Purple, the fruit Is large and the plants are remarkably healthy, a char acteristic which will be greatly appre ciated. Tlie Illustration gives au Idea of the perfect form of the sort, r . Farm Notes* In cloaking the stables, give the man gers and troughs a'thorough cleansing. Milking should always be done in a clean, airy place, fr • from all bat! odors. Vitality once broken is repaired at a loss, and Is liable to break agairr under a strain. Too heavy loads make balky horses. With all stock discomfort always’ costs in extra feed. Plowing for wheat should begin Just as soon as possible after the harvest work Is finished up. Dairy stock can not be Improved if a promiscuous trying of all breeds is permitted to go on. Cream should have a uniform con sistency as well as being of uniform’ ripeness before churning. The cow, to do her best and continue It for the longest period, must have at least one-fifth of her food of some kind of nitrogen. It takes longer nnd costs more to make up a pound of loss than It does to add five pounds of gain undpr favor able conditions. In feeding fattening hogs the foou should always be gl'di in a clean, wholesome condition and never al lowed to become sour. The walk Is the foundation of all the other gaits, and without beginning at the foundation all future develop ments will be unsatisfactory. As soon as tile tops of the onions are dead they should lie pulled, thrown In rows, allowed to cure a tew days nnd then be stored away. Good hickory ashes are said to bo excellent for expelling worms from the bowels of young horses. Give a couple of tableapoonfuli twice a week In their teed.