Milk River Valley news. [volume], December 14, 1904, Image 5

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KffWKIMPWW' IHs friifinft tKMtbV
It wise to relieve him from the ne
cessity of anything to bumdrum and
The case of Conrad can hardT* fall
tq. recall IbuL ofCtnJylc, who, when
tl^MArX^MfXsKSniplWLl^eWnf 1
the •'Revolution.” spent the evening In
attemptin? to cheer the -gul;uT—an<t
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Arriving at a Verutct.
Kushequa. Pa., Amfe^U— (Special.)—
IfcgiUf^^tteltauf^BelnwJva nUkUImCT 4^
a kp'wnl mW su i«pd|ci
DiVmAW «W"TtW>miartff» (Mid* SlteHW
Baca there la only one sure cure and
that Is Dodd's Kidney Pills. This b^-i
ne^A^ gwog
b«r<3f. X I 1 f C*Cm<£) She i
tells the story herself as follows:
“I have Buffered.from Rheumatism
fpr^hjrty years, and find, W|»*»J4o4d>
MMiey PJHs ft aye done me tnofc Aoi
tlian ihytmedlcme I have 1 d'ver taken/T
was also bothered with Lame Back
and I can only say that my back hasn't
bothered me since I took Dodd's Kid
ney Pills.”
Considering that Mrs. Davison only
took two boxes of Dodd’s'Kidney Pills,
the result would be considered wonder,
ful if it were not that others are re
porting similar results dally. Kushe
qua is fast arriving at a verdict that
"Dodd’s Kidney Pills are the one sure
cure for Rheumatism.”
Public; Schools in llussia. ’
Social SeyrW. l Jlfts.^torpe late sta
tistics rega^in;£'i>ugld schools du Rus
sia. There^Sre-W.afl public schools in
the Empire, of which number 40,131
are under the jurisdiction of the Min-
Is'tef'nf Public Education. 42.588 under
the jurisdiction of the Holy Synod, and
IHjpVeOtafodcr under other jb'liMh
irjjitsj^ijjhe
teachers number 172,000. The maln
tenancyvy these schools .cpgts JPV 11
thanflMaw"* 1 "’ ™ average'selMil
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EXHIBITION.
&
HUNDRED
BjfjfS/F dollars.
to Ik; Moat Snc-
I rf iti 11Uui h hed
11 t* lo * B *'
. Hi® "W.St
>MW July 7. —The Dominion of
Mfr? dSubltionJJf^b^beld in Wia
iißtftmc!umjK2s to Aug. 0, this year,
prolwßiiJcHll lay one of the best ever
held l«M|fcyiJomluion. One hundred
tbouslldnfflllars wftPfee ’expended" tri”
priz^ttuftattractlous. This of Itself
"wrglwiß Idea of the magnitude of
the uijw’akmg. HUOHIJ:
WinnTpe^beltev^ In^d °l ri jz every
thing on a W iifethA I
half-bearie^fb*yt\^La^jl
its first exhibition In 1891 it has learn-|
money and aq Important factor_4he
gate. .9DBIH HO3B W
The prize list comprises about 120
JUgga^JV-Storj- 81 ths wonderful de-
IfXbw- JK MOterrmtHi neb 1 d av-M^y 1111 ng.
I gtniw. Ire I. Lilith o ’ n«i Juftictured
—1« M:aui|la —4° 'J t*e Imf art! to the
I'lil 11 ! '’ r i‘i t'4 1 ! irtotram
L/if iluLultAlly Ibey flejt ^tiractlou.
J^^i^aclua^iQys’aua men’s races.
Vfleerllni^-ete.
etc. The prizes In this clasa alone will
amount^?* talite (
$2,500 ^r i?'WeW<#-JH* Wnl-Adt-'
Ing from 11,200 down to $l5O. Among
.-.tile edtHes so far received are the
x^peqeyegt hoiseis on the t/o^tiuent
Tbe Canadian Manufacturers’ Asso
ciation have secured control of two
buildings, and the Secretary. Mr.
' Young, says there will be such a dis
play of Canadian manufactures as has
peter beeu shown before In tbe Do
ihlnibn. -
By Elimination.
One day as Pat halted at the top ot
the rlVer bank, a man, famous for bit
inquisitive mind, stopped and asked:
"How. long have you hauled watei
for the village,niy good man?”
“Tin years, sor."
.D au f loads do you take
in a day?** "
“ r ” '*
’•■i* 1 ■ • t"’ ’ have a problem
fdroti. flow iiueh wafer, at this rate,
have you Jiaultd in all, sir?”
^^T^d^lv^r.t^ th^ ty^Wliig cart jerk-
I Jll ■J!ft>al|-h iCkWard (..Ward till
fiver and fepli'tl, ‘“All' the wafticr’yon
don't see there now. sor.”
VERY LOW RATES t!) BOSTON
ANO return
81. f‘ jf 4'2 1 .. -.'
Via Lake Short A ITV<liiu»u Southern
Ry.
I s'as tjtan one fare for the round
trip. Tickets On sale Aug. 12, 13 and
14. Return limit may be extended to
Sept. 30. Tickets will be sold via New
York if deslrei. Full information on
application to L. F. V<^sburgh, G. A.
P. D., 180 Clalk street, Chicago, or C.
F. Daly, Chief A. G. P. A.. Chicago.
Handel was a monstrous eater, parficu-
MMUkulTJiaxflteak pie. One ot these pies
WKOfcWfciWo »Uh»\- poinds, and
the composer «f the "Messiah" Would
■CtM consume a whole pie at a sitting.
Hia Master Tboasht It Waa ■ables aad
Jo^URLTAPiSaaMy,
naKwn ^^Keproud Bttaaessor of
fl^Hwhlt^Bhoroughbr^ bull terrier. 5 '
11^Iso 1K a wfc anß <*Hd. Thi^
mentioned jjMsS Jint as drrogX!^
l^Hto the famllfcJint because thia
t^Hpaalslhlmost wtiolly with the dog.'.
gentleman notleKl
tMH Nertmhas rather restloss and
hTb paws to their
wtaKrflxffntund licked his chops in
a decidedly suggestive and sinister
manner.
J'Wli^lm the world alls Nero?" ask
(jew habit he has acquired,
’tgdek^"Tlaznrilva Mt. Fancier. "Good
night, dear, I must burry to the office
-rn ifulsb nuL.uhiqXhJy ^laitcmcnt Don’t
_^i^up E yil G ^ night.” And
■Whgp he arrived at the office he saw
Aigli: watchman and knowing that
liaKidm knowledge of dogs questioned
him regarding Nero’s peculiar notions.
“OpepaJds mouth wide and rolls his
4ongu>.Mi.bout?” repeated tbe watcbmai
J ..
—‘‘Does he stretch bis neck as he docs
s^ ? ” n 1 M
^.'es. What? t^oes it mean?”
“Well, it mcsfis 'that your dog Is
going mad and you'd better hurry
^i«n| hstqne -ba^lecA any damage.”
>^J tc »!iP<s(P nc ^ r about sec '
onds tdtreach the telephone.
"Is that you. dear?" be called. “Well,
you take Nero down cellar and cbalx
hlii up securely. Never mind. I’ll
cxplaliYGAunizT get Isbfne. I’m start
ing at late.’v VJr v.
He then hastened to the nearest drug
store and purchased bu^kthorne, castor
oil, pome^a|p* bark and various
other hcrds-“ilnji sp/bps used for dog
troubles. Rushing home, he bolted
into the cellar, grabbed the poor dog
by the throat and prelslng him into
a, corner lifted JpSt tq bis bind legst
Slid jioured' aljonglqnieration of drugs'
down tbe Snffcring canine that
would positively kill or cure. Hls
veterinary labors over, he repaired to
lb«' SrttOß-room and explained the
situation to his terrified wife.
Next morning, the HOg. marvelous to
relate', was anve and happy. During
the day the "iKßer described the treat
ment to a friflWi also a lover pf dogs.
Tbe.friend, at the end of the story
'b&st into-liufr and jarring laughter.
"Whqt are yoq laughing at? 1 don’t
fees tmythmpfuiiiy alibut It—”
"Neither did the poor dog. Do you
know what really ailed him? I'll tell
you: He had been cleaning Ids coat
with Bis tongue find several hairs had
stuck to that useful member. His
•terrible symptoms' were caused by bls
Innocently trying to remove them.”
And the“owner of Nero left hurriedly
to speak to the night watchman.—
Philadelphia Press.
* The Downtrodden,
“Remember,” said the man with the
red face -and angry eyes, "the worm
will turn.”
"Well,” answered the cold-blooded
citizen, “let him. About all the com
fort the average /worm gets is a chance
f t^ .wriggle."—Washington Star.
Chief of Police Saved.
Newberry. 8. C.—W. H. Harris,
Chh-X qf lioiieq. of Newborry. Mys: "I
'suffered for a number of years wWb
Bd«‘® comprint. There was a dull
i t ll ^ email of my back
I tlwt was worse twulght and made me
| feel miserable all the time. The kid
i ney secretions were dark and full of
feediutsklZ.lkhtl lack qt control compell
ed me to rise n number of times during
TiW ! ntjkf. Jjetwecn this annoyance
and the backache it was Impossible for
me to get much sleep and my health
i^'jt>fcA^MJ)lj4u4miued. I tried a num
ncfW rcniWnA'r, but nothing helped me
IMtil J Kot Doan s Klduey Pills. The
mse|f tljL rqfciedy according to dlrec
tionapr<Apt|j brgiight about a change
for Sie M|teiW AAStAP using two boxes
the |ia<fa|bchHJ Jest me, the kidney
secretions elcaretLlip and the action of
normal.”
' A TTEEhtIItaTt of this great kid-
Br medicin which cured Chief Harris
11 be mulled to any jMirt of the Unit-
States. Jddress Foster-Milburn Co.,
Buffalo. N.IY. Sold by all daulers'
price fifty cents per box.
. Corrected Dihgnosia.
A Starke County physician tolls this
story on himself: Aft<|r writing a pro
scription for a patient, the phyHiddn
told him that the druggist would prob
ably charge him concents for fllllilg
it. Then the patient asked the pbysP
clan to lend him the GO cents. There
upon the physician carefully scratched
out a part of the prescription and hand
ed it back with 10 cents, remarking:
"You can get that tilled for a dime.
What 1 scratched out was for your
nerves, but you need nothing for
them." —Indianapolis News.
Aik Tour neuter for Allen’s Foot Laue.
A iKordvr to thake into your shoes It rusts
the test. Cures Corns. Buutoua, Swollen.
Sore. Het. Callosa. Aching. Sweating
had Iltorowlng Nalls. Allen’s Foot Ease
makes new or tl»ht short easy. Sold by all
druxglata and aboc stores. Samplo
mailed FREE. Address Allan 8. OUnsted,
Lo Roy, N. Y.
Bar Private Opinion.
“No, ma’am," said die hobo who was
figuring On a handout. “I ain’t no
reg’lar tramp. I wuz a sailor t’ree
ytatys efgo, but me ship got wreekt an'
-J wqi lushed aslurrv.”
“And ls» a Rafe bet,’ retorted the
unsympathetic femalo, "that you ain’t
been wAalied alncrf”
Stra. Winslows Sool Slue Bran fw OlMraa
IsMthing, »oA«ua Um b<»-s. rwdMM l»ii»M»UtM, M
v What** in a Name?
I4»rry—Who's thot in the picture,
Denny?
Denny—Shute, tlsotta an Otrlshmon
Larry—Arrah gowan! Phoy, toot's
Giners^ Kuropatkin, th' Russian.
DefuTy—’Tie not No mon Wld Fat
In bin name could be a B n ,slan.
AND ANECOOrSS OF
:; THE WAR.
<be Fe^rnae of the RebelllM W 1 of
WAMHa« Ballets, Bright Bsiyhhetw
I BuratiAS Bomba, Bloodx
Camp Fire, Festive Buga, Btc., Btc.
Xin the early spring of 1864, I was
one of tha many that wdnt with Gen
eral Banks through the State of Lou
isiana to stir up the Johnnies that
were supposed to be sleeping along
the Red river. We went into camp
one niglit after a hard day’s march,
arid’ I, very tired and hungry, as I usu
ajiy was after taking cure of my horse,
btdif a little fire and commenced to
prejfcrojjomu coffee, when along ianie
a comrade and stood by my fire, I
noticed he had in one hand a nosebag,
which seemed to be filled with some
thing. He was a very large man, but
his heart was too small and altogether
out of proportion for so laige a body.
I KAJd:
“flelio! What have You got lu that
nosebag?"
He put his hand down into tbe bag.
toolt 'otit a handful of something, open
ed his mouth, gave a grunt pn^ a
couple- qj winks and stuttered out:
“Shugar!"
“Give me some.”
“I wont either. Go and get it where
I did.”
"Where did you get It?"
Hq tried to tell me, but he could
not let go of his words. Finally, point
ing in the direction from which bo
came, he stammered out: “Y’-you can
get '»fhere before l-I-I can t-t-t-tell
you."
I went in the direction Indicated,
and soon came to a building which I
afterwards found to be a sugar mill.
I opened the door, looked cautiously
in, and saw a light down at the lower
end, and around it several soldiers
who seemed to be very busy. I start
ed in the direction of the light, but
had gone only a few paces when I
stepped Into vacancy and commenced
to go down. Only a man who has beeu
in like circumstances can imagine
“how much a fellow can think of and
how far he is falling in descending
but a few feet I thought of every
thing that I had done wrong in my
brief, Innocent life, and even the ques
tion occurred to me If I would have
to Square up any of the accounts of
my ancestors. 1 thought I had found
the bottomless pit. In the course of
time I struck something, ker-splash.
When I collected my bewildered
thoughts I found myself in a vat of
molasses up to my shoulders. I yelled
at the top of my voice for help, but
tbe only 'response that came hack to
me was, “Shut up your d—d mouth;
the officers will hear you and come
and drive us out”
Well, "out," at that time, was what
I Wanted, and I didn’t enre who got
me out so long as I got out, ami if us-
Itig toy lungs would help tbe matter,
I yelled the louder.
Finally two of the comrad'-H came
over with a light One of them looked
down in the vat and said, "Where are
you ?”
“Here I am," I answered. “Won't
you please help mo out?” (I hnd good
reasons for being polite to him.)
He turned to the other and said.
“That d—d fool Is in the molasses up
to his ears!"
“O »o,” I said. “I am only up to my
shoulders. Won’t you please help me
out?"
He reached down ns far as he could,
but was not long enough, and, after a
great deal of skirmishing around, they
got a pole that did reach me. I did
not have to be told to bold on. They
pulled and yanked and twisted, but so
firmly was I embedded In the molasses
that they found it no easy matter to
start me. After a great deal of per
suasion they got me loosened up, when
I discovered that I was leaving my
boot behind. I said, "Hold on. you
are pulling rny boots off.”
“O! d—n your boots!” was the re
ply.
1 could not afford to leave my Iwots
behind, so I let go of the pole and
sank back into my boots. I was at
last drawn out, boots and all, and
when I left the molasses It was some
thing like a cork out of a pop bottle.
I went flying to the top of the vat and
once more landed on solid footing. I
don’t know whether It wus for Joy or
because of illy sad plight, but I was
crying, and one of the comrades said
to me: “Who are you. anyway?”
“I am a bugler,” I said.
“Well, you are tbe sweetest bugler
I ever saw. Y'ou better go and wash
your clothes.”
“I don’t care, anyway,” I sobbed.
I slowly wended my way to my sad
die. where I hnd a small piece of soap,
end started for the river, only to meet
new trouble in the shape of mosqui
toes. They bit and whizzed and
whizzed and bit, nnd In trying to keep
thein off from nature's uniform. I lost
my soap In tbe river, and for the first
time in my life I reaHzed how bard
it was to wash clothes without soap.
I got the thickest of It off and went
nnd laid down for the night. The next
morning we resumed march, and In a
few hours my clothes were thoroughly
dry Talk about starch! Why, water
and molasses thoroughly dried in
makes clothes stiffer than any starch
I ever heard of, but the principal ob
jection Is It draws files, especially In
warm weather.
Although nearly a half century bus
passed over my head since that time.
1 can hear those flies buzzing and
bumping around me yet. It was fun
for tbe boys, 4*ut not for me.
Id conclusion I would ask, do you
blame me for not liking New Orleans
molasMN. If any one gpn conscien
tiously say that In- was ev^r sweeter
than I at (bat time, I am iu favor
of giving \jjifn a pension and sending
him to ptagress.—-American Tribune.
I Mercy of Wirz.
Well <fo I remember-tbose rainy days
of June, 1864, in Andersonville— with
many unpleasant Incidents. In March.
1864, nt“Aßdersonvllle. wt’.lc 10<> slaves
were completing the first'stocknde. and
the only' dead lines we yet bad were
stakes driven in'the ground two-feet
high and twenty feet apart, and while
I was gathering a few chips and pine
needles In my cap. preparatory to cook
ing my rations of corncob meal, think
ing of home and wliatfinotber would
say If she know what I was doing Just
then, I Inadvertently stepik-d about one
footxiver the dead line stakes on tbe
south side of south gate.
Captain Wlrz, ever watchful for
such a misdemeanor, saw It and or
dered his body guard to escort me
down to tbe gate. I begged, pitifully
perhaps, for forgiveness, did not do
It Intentionally, and promised to take
unusual caro jiot to get over so far
again. But, nlas, God hath not glvpn
him a forbearing or forgiving henrt,
and as there were but a few hundred
in the pen, I coul# not skedaddle In a
crowd into a Iddlpg Jilace. 8^ for
the’sligiiF^offense, I was bucked and
gagged for four hours, in a row with
seventeen others. Captain Wlrz was
always on the alert to sed that the
Yankees would not get two pints of
rebel cob meal, and he counted off the
hundreds to catch the “flankers,” as
we called those who were drawing
double rations from their government
It so happened that I was a iluuker to
detachment 36, on the south side of
the creek. My assumed name ,v: Ls
John Kate, Co. K, 110th Ohio. As soon
as I answered to my correct najne in
% the fifth detachment, north sjde, and
It was safe for me to flank to rear, I
nld so. and passed to the_<path side,
to say: “Here is Mrs. Kate’s hungry
darling." But nn adjutant, who hud
counted these, detected me, and. with
colossal profanity, saying he would
shoot me, put me under guard, with
some twenty other flankers. After
the prisoners were allowed to break
ranks they crowded, as usual, at gates.
Just to got a gleam of freedom. When
we arrived nt south gate, to puss out,
1 made a quick dash forward past the
guard into the crowd, turned quickly,
and gazed at the gate with tho same
eagerness as the other prisoners. Af
ter tbe guard's unsuccessful hunt for
me for an hour search was given up,
and I escaped hall and chain. Of
course. I lost that extra pint of meal
thereafter.
Once, while I was at Camp Millen,
Georgia, there was a call for all for
eigners to come out at the gate. Many
went'out. As I was born In tile Key
stone State, hty father In Iless^ Cas
sel, and mother In Berlin, Prussia, I
went, thinking I was Dutch enough to ■
go and see what they wanted with Jus
there, while we were surrounded by
two cannon nnd infantry. Sawuirebel
Irish officer on n box. giving the 1 pris
oners a rebel speech, saying that tbe
United States government refused to
exchange us and lett us there to idle;
that as they did not care for us. the
Confederacy had taken pity on us.
and was going to help us out If we
would Join their army we would get
clean clothes, lie well fed, get our free
dom, and a deed for a farm, and so on.
Finally, a prisoner shouted: “About
face; double quick!” when we all went
back with a rush into the stockude.
shouting: “.We will all go into our old
bull-pen again!” At that time I saw
prisoners go so starved and weak that
they staggered like drunken men, with
scarcely any clothing, a rag tm the
head for a bat, in a feeble voice, say
ing: “I’ll never • v back on the old
flag! I’ll die in here before I'll go In
their army!” And In n few days many
of those same men were carried out
feet foremost
On Feb. 27. 1865, nt about 2 o'clock,
I was i>aroled at Wilmington. N. C.;
was sent by cars from Goldsboro; ar
rived at Wilmington next day. My
wearing apparel was n blouse (rather
wrecked for its wean, a i>alr of white
cotton drawers (rather dark, not hav
ing encountered soap for 15 months).
At that time of the year near the coast
It Is rather cool. I determlni-d to try
begging, and went about Wilmington
asking alms of the ipgroes; the white
folks had run away, fearing the Yan
kees. I received shoes, stockings, plug
hat, Prince Albert cent anti a pair of
pantaloons. They were rather greasy,
worn anel out of style, but there was
comfort in them and warmth. When
I got back to the- depot among the
stale fish, they all toek a hearty laugh,
saying that I letoked like a mountain
Baptist preacher.—Herman J. Peters,
Corporal Co. E, 12<tli Ohio, Ragers
tllle, 0., In National Tribune.
Filipino Uomen.
From tin- FHfplm Census Itejtort
this Is taken:
"A very noticeable characteristic of
the people hen- Is tie aggressiveness
displayed by the feuilles and their
evident superiority t> the males in
business capacity. Vhenever a fam
ily rises from the -lover ri|<iks of so
ciety to a position of Comparative af
fluence nnd social tiqsirtancc It Is
usually found to be due to the tact,
energy and close attintlon to business
of tbe female memter of the matri
monial partnership. The women are,
when so Inclined, leavler gamblers
and users of Intoxlsints, nnd more
prone to resort to personal violence In
settling their dlfferezces than nro-tho
men.”
Tbe white of tbe eye allowing be
neath the Iris is iudltatlvc of nobility
of character.
X \ V 7 \ rWi
BVvX \ wilLuii
P vA rai l]
I Women who work, whether m iMgiouse, j
store, office or factory, very rarely have the
ability to stand the strain. Jjj^case of
MisS Frankie Orser, of Boston, Mass., is
interesting to all women, and adds further
proof that woman’s great friend in need is
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable” Compound.
“ Dicab Mbs. Pxxkbam :— I suffered misery for several years. Mt- back
ached and I had bearing down pains, and frequent headaches. I would often
wake from a restful sleep in such pain and misery that it would be hours’before
I could close mv eyes again. I dreaded the long nights and weary dpya I
could do no work. 1 consulted different physicians nonlng toJget relief, but,
finding that their medicines did not cure me, I tried Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, as it was highly recomended to mo. ipm glad that
I did so, for I soon found that it was the medicine for my case. Vcrylsoon I
was rid of every ache and pain and restored to perfect health. I feel splendid,
have a fine appetite, and have gained in weight a lot” — Miss Fbankii Obskb,
14 Warrenton St., Boston, Muss.
Surely you cannot wish to remain wcak.gidk and discouraged,
and exhausted with each day’s work. Some Bornngenient df the
feminine organs is reponsible for this exhaustion, following any
kind of work or effort. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound
will help you just as it has thousands of other women.
The case of firs. Lennox, which follows, proves this.
“ Dear MrA. Pinkham : — Last winter I
'■ broke down suddenly and had to seek the
advice of a doctors I felt sore all ovet, with
B pounding in my bead, and a dizzinesi which
I had never experienced -before. I had a
miserable appetite, nothing:tpsted good, and
JRQ gradually my health broke down completely.
BH I — rgwMßiy The doctor said I had female weakness, but,
/ S» although I took Ills medicifae faithfully, I
w / Ks found no relief. J . /
Wt “ After two nfontq^ I decided to trv wb*t
a change would db for me, and as Lytlilf E.
Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound was
strongly recommended to-me I deaided to
M try it. Within ihyM'dayA,! felt better, my
F .•* » appetite returned, and I could Sleep. In
j \ another week I was able to sit up part of
the day, and in ten days more I was well.
•V \ My strength had returned,l gained fourteen
* / pounds, and felt, better aßd”*tronger than
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Not Their Families.
When a very young looking woman
got on a trolley car tbe other day she
found there an old friend, also a very
young looking woman, whom she evi
dently bad not seen for some time.
After an exchange of greetings, which
attracted the attention of other riders,
one of the womssi said:
“How many children have you
now?”
All who were In earshot aat up and
listened breathlessly for the reply.
“Let me Boe," said the other, slowly,
and then, after a pause, ”1 have six
teen now. How many have you?"
“Oh, I have only twelve,” was tbe
reply.
Even tho conductor pinched himself
at thia to see If fie was awake, and
other people looked around to see it
either or lioth of tho young women
were accompanied by doctors or keep
ers. There was a general ulr of dum
foundness among tho passengers until,
from further conversation of tbe two
women. It transpired that they were
teachers iu separate private schools for
children. Then everybody looked fool
ish and made more or loss of an at
tempt to appear as though they bad
taken no interest frotn first to last.
Hars usad Piso’s Cora for Consump
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to compare with IX. —Mra. Morgan, Berke
ley, Cal., Sept. 2. 1001
torn in tho Dark.
"Sae here, young man.” roared the
Irate parent, “didn't I tell you to leave
when the clock struck 10? Now, light
out.”
“The I—light haa been out for some
t—time," stammered the ardent youth.
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