Milk River Valley news. [volume], December 14, 1904, Image 9

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r ' mich’ Joiir little Im# W^nple*!
jkxir bi&b.ihil!” s4!d the ctiMniriJi 'ji Htl<
vian.
’‘l’ve always heard.’* she replie I "TH
people grow to look like those ti \ m*
much with, but this is qtHte a r .r< r’:n«
hie case. Wr only ad apted the <! r lit
tle fellow last tfpek.—Ohirtigo Record-
Herald. ~
Tho Coining Jury.
Lawyer (a few years hence)—Make
your mind easy. The jury’ will dis
agree.
Prisoner—Sure?
Lawyer—l know it. Two of the mem
bers are man and wife.
Mrs. Mary E. Meserve, of
Salisbury, Mass., was cured of
Anemia, a disease in which
there is an actual deficiency of
the blood, by the use of
Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills
for Pale People
She says: “The first symptom
was an unusual paleness. Later the
blood seemed to have all left my
body. I had shortness of breath and
fluttering of the heart; was de
pressed, morose and peevish. I suf
fered for two years. Physicians did 8
me little good but I am now a well fl
woman because I took twelve boxes fl
of Dr. Williams’ Pink Pills.” fl
..These pills really make new 4
blood ana have cured obstinate I
cases of rheumatism, scrofula B
and erysipelas. They are es- I
pecially useful to growing girls. I
THE FISH BRAND SLICKER
A VALUED FRIEND
*‘A good many years ago I bought a
FISH BRAND Slicker, and it has proven
a valued friend for many a stormy day, but
now it is getting old and ^'must Juve
another. Please send me a price-list.”
(The name oftbl* worthy doctor, obliged
to be out In alt aorta of weather, will
be g' v cn os application.)
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TOWER CANADIAN
COMPANY, Limited
Toronto, Canada BRA^
Wet Weather Clothing, Suita, and Hats for
all kinds of wet work or sport
KING OF FIRE KILLERS
Agents wanted bi every county; sells easy;
pays big; liberal Inducements to workers. Our
men are making big money-why not you?
Bend for particulars lu full to the
hYRICIDE MFG. CO.,
4 4 Murray St., New York.
TWO 80 s FOR SALE
1 will »• 11 80 acres flue farm land 2 miles from
Napoleon, county s iat of Logan county. N. D.,
on Soo road, tor ssoa. halt cash. Will sell good
80 two miles from Forestburg, on C..M. & St. P.,
In Sanborn county. 8. D., for ssoo, $450 cash.
School houses within eighty rods of both.
GEO. W. KELLEY, Woonsocket, S. D.
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GEOROE TRITIUM.
It lhcil4ed Hi® father, Ltit Several
<■ tiler Guenwr, Said Nothing.
"W 1 at we ought to have,” snid the
s:irmisj< uul precocious George, mi 8--
yimr-oill resident of Germantown, while
.it luiidieoii the other day, “Is bread
made from pure trltlcum’ flour. I'njj
tired of these everlasting experi
ments." ami he surveyed Ilie pile of
corn muffins on the table with dis
pleasure and scohi, says the Philadel
phia llecord.
George's mother, knowing the capa
bilities of her young hopeful for caus
ing embarrassment, did not ask what
trltlcum flour was or take occasion
at that time to point out George's fail
ure In good manners In so loudly de
claring Ills dissatisfaction at the food
he found on the table. In the even
ing. however, while on the porch with
visitors, and after George bad retired,
she said to her husband: “George Is
asking for bread made of trltlcum
flour. What Is that?"
The husband hadn’t the slightest
idea, and frankly said so. A lawyer In
the party, when appealed to. hummed
and hawed a little, and said It was
probably some new-fangled Idea
George had gathered at school, per
haps the name of a new breakfast
food. Another visitor suggested that
George might be a josher, and upon
this the party spelt the word back
ward, rearranged the syllables mid did
other things known to puzzle solvers.
“I'm going to look It up,” said
George's eldest sister. She went into
the house and returned half an hour
with dust from the encyclopedia and
dictionary over her hnnds, but she was
triumphant.
■ "Why, it's wheat," she said. “It's
simply the botanical name for wheat.”
George's father was Inclined to be
proud of bls boy, but the visitors at
once startl'd a discussion of the Kus
slau-Jupnuese war.
Piso's Cure tor Consumption promptly
relieves my little 5-year-old sister of
croup.—Miss L. A. Pearce, 113 Pilling
street, Brooklyn, N. Y M Oct. 2, 11)01-
The Royal Color.
Purple lias always been considered
tile royal color. The ill-fated Charles
I. was, however, at his own desire,
crowned In a robe of white. Although
lie was seriously reminded that of the
two exceptions to this rule, Itlcbard 11.
and Henry VI. who wore white satin
robes at their coronations: both had
come to a violent end. one at Ponte
fract castle and one in the Tower,
Charles I. was resolute In Ills decbloh.
and, when, twenty-three years after
ward, almost to a day, bls body was
conveyed to its grave through a heavy
snowstorm, the superstitious could not
help remarking that the third "white
king" had suffered a violent death.
Advertising in Japan.
The Japanese advance in advertising
as in all else. Here is an illustration:
"Our wrapping paper Is as strong ns
the hide of an elephant. Goods for
warded with the speed of a cannon
bull. Our silks aud satins are as soft
as the cheeks of a pretty woman, as
beautiful as the rainbow. Our parcels
are packed with as much care us a
young married woman takes of her
husband."
NTnt. Winslow's Boorvrwa Itict for OkHdrm
l••lbin«; »oh«a* th« guma, iaflaußßtauoa. al
Uva pain, caroa wind ooUa. 16 mom a bo«Ua.
A Soft Answer.
“You have beeu fighting again, Tom
|ny!”
“I coaldn’t help it, maiuina. That
Stnpleford boy sassed me.”
"That was no reason for fighting. You
should have remembered that ’a soft an
swer turneth away wrath,’ aud given him
a soft answer.”
“I did. I hit him with a chunk o’
mud.”—Chicago Tribune.
ICASTORIA
j For Infanta and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
Bears the Z I
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Thirty Years
lOASTORIA
tm —wnia w, on.-
Oft 8 ® 5
"He comes of n distin guistjed faj»-
,ly, 1 believe.” "Yes. ills people hjv»
worn glasses for three generations!"—
Exchange. - -V;
"If you dare kiss me again I will eall
papa!" "1 thought you said your fatbs
er was in California'.'" "He Is.” —
Houston Post.
First Doctor—Then we decide not to
operate. Second Doctor—Yes. What
do you think we ought to charge hint
for deciding not to operate?—Brooklyn
Else.
Lady—l have nothing to give you,
my poor man, but some cold sausages.
Knight of the Road—'Scuse me, mum,
but don’t your sign say, "Beware 4>f
the Dog?”
Clarinda—You can’t keep a clog In
your new tint? Florinda—No, we had
to give Fido away; but Frederick had
bis dear little bark put In’ our phono
graph. — Cincinnati Commercial Trib
une.
A teacher was explaining to a little
girl how the trees developed their
foliage in the springtime. “Oh. yes.”
said the little miss, ”1 understand; they
keep their summer clothes in their
trunks:” ~ • . ..
“Doctor,” queried the inqufsiUyc per
son, “do you bid levo that the cigarette
habit causes weak minds?” “Not nec
essarily.” replied the 11. D.; “as a rule
it merely indicates them.”—Chicago
Dally News.
“What's Hint racket down .there?”
shouted the old gentleman from the
head of the stairs. “/ think," promptly
replied Ills up-to-date daughter, "that
It was Bob dropping his voice when
he proposed to me.”
"Macintosh boasts a good deal nbont
his family, doesn’t he?” "Yes. I think
he claims that the head of his family
was the original Macintosh that Noah
had with him diirlng that rainy sea
son.”—Philadelphia Press.
Bridget—Why, Master Tommy, what
ever is the matter? Tommy—l’ve hurt
my h-hahd in the h-liot water. Bridget
—Shure, thin. It serves you right. You
should have felt the water before you
put your hand In! —Punch.
“What is love?” asked the sweet girl,
who was looking for a chance to leap.
"Love,” replied the old bachelor, "is
a kind of Insanity that makes n man
call a two hundred pound female bls
little turtle dove.”—Chicago News.
Mrs. Muggins—My husband is a per
fect crank. Mrs. Buggins—All hus
bands are, my dear. Mrs. Muggins—
But fancy a man who complains that
my mustard plasters are not ns strong
as those bls mother used to make!
Maud —See this ring? Archie gave
It to me the other evening. Irene —
I thought I recognized It. You 11 find
it has a rough place just under the
setting that will make your finger
sore.—Cincinnati Commercial Tribute.
A junior student - Cornell Univer
sity, in rendering nn account to bls
father of his last term’s expenses, en
tered as nn Item: “Charity, thirty dol
lars.” Ills father wrote back: “I fear
that charity covers a multitude ’of
sins.”
“Do you think they’ll bo happy now
they’re married?” "Well, I don’t see
why not. They eat the same kind of
breakfast food, take the same brand
of dyspepsia tablets, and wear the
same make of hygienic underwear."
—Town Topics.
“I suppose, Senator," she said, "that
you try to keep In touch with the finan
cial interests of the country." "If I
didn’t, my dear girl, I’d have to cut
down my livin’ expenses or practice
law a good deal harder than 1 do be
tween sessions."—Ex.
A Little Rusty: "The bride seemed
quite nervous, didn't she?" remarked
the first Cblcagp girl. “Naturally,” re
plied the other: "slpifs somewhat out
of practice. It's the first time she's
been married since last year."—Phila
delphia Public Ledger.
Visitor —What a racket the steam
makes chinking through the pipes! Flat
Dweller (shivering)—Yes. It reminds
me of one of Sbakspeare's plays. Vis
itor — Which—"The Tempest?” Flat
Dwellef —No. "Much Ado About Noth
ing.”—Town and Country.
A teacher In an East Side school In
hying to explain the moaning of the
word “slowly” Illustrated It by walk
ing across the floor. When be asked
the'class to tell him how he walked,
a boy nt the foot of the class shouted,
“Bow-legged, sir.”—Lippincott’s.
"I lost my foot in the war,” said the
tramp, "and I’m trying to raise enough
money to get out to California.” “What
do you want tQ go to. California fur?”
asked the woman at the door. “Ob.
I’ve beard that there are things which
grow a foot In a duy out there.” —Yon-
kers Statesman.
Friend of the Family—l want to
give your husband a birthday present
What do' you think would please him
most? Mrs. Kutely—Oh, a stlclpn.
He says be never has enough of them.
Friend—Whut Is his favorite stone?
Mrs. Kutely—Tho emerald. (Hanging
mi the ’phone.) Isn’t that lovely; I’ve
always wanted an emerald pin!—De
troit Free Press.
Scene: Editor’s sanctum. Printer
(rushing In excitedly)—Here's a go.
Johnson, the murderer, has Just beeu
found Innocent, and the government
lias telegraphed n pardon. We’ve got
the whole account of tho hanging set
up, with illustrations, and the form
is on the press. Editor (coolly)—Don't
get excited, man. Put over the ac
count, in large capitals, “Johnson par
doned. Full account of what h« es
caped ”
AdMM Schley Uses His
g -n Pe-ru-na Home.
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I^o Peruna Drug Co., Columbus, Ohio. <
Gentlemen: —“I can cheerfully state that y
Urs. Schley has taken Peruna and 1 he- .
iieve'with good effect.” ' '-
— IV. S. SCHLEY.
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S® • v*’ * • • •&&&*
Battle of Santiago, Where Admiral Schley Made History,
ONE of the preatMt n»vnl battles in the world wna tb<*
Eight Off Santiago. Never since the dispersion of the
Spanish |~ Armada
ha s there A GREAT NAVAL BATTLE. been a
more ep- mak-
ing victb^f in the onward march, of < ivilizatiuu than in the
notable event of July 3, 1808. in which the great hero,
Admiral Schley, took a leading port.
/ It was a groa<‘ paval battle. Without a moment’s warn
ing it began. Quick decision, undaunted courage, excellent
discipline, resolute selPConfldencu —these combined in Admiral
Schley to produce that dash and daring so characteristic of
the American soldier.
A man must think qu!«cly in these days. Thore is no time
for sluw action. New enterprises arise in an hour. Old ones
pass away in a moment.
A multiUde of great themes clamor for notice. A man
must tukO sides for or against by intuition, rather than logical
deduction. , , ,
One day tbis- fighting admiral. Schley, happened to be in
company “ ^jth oth-
ers who I ADMIRAL’S OPINION OE ^E RU-NA. w e r e
tal k i u rl I 011 '» r ‘-
om topics of popular interest. Ine sUbjcot of I eruna was
Her Big F^ect.
A respectable "old gentleman, some
‘ what tight, on entering an omnibus,
got his feet entangled in a ludy’s dress
and fell headlong. He staggered to
bls feet, and looking round, Indignant
ly demanded who struck blm. A
gentleman present remarked sotto voce:;
“You fell over that lady’s feet; nobody
■truck you.”
The indignant citizen turned round
and surveyed the cause of the accident
a moment, uud then, us if by no means
satisfied with the cause of bls mishap,
said:
“Madame, you have got the biggest
feet I ever saw!"
“Sir!” responded the lady, flushing
with anger.
“Pray, don’t apologiz.e; It ain’t your
fault, but take my advice, sit sideways
la the future, and give them the full
range of the bus.”
Happy Woman.
e Mrs. Pare,
wife of C. B.
Pare,a prom
inent res 1-
deut of Glas
gpw, Ky„
says: “I was
suffering
from a com
plication of
kidney trou
bles. Besides
a bad back I
had a great
deal of trou
ble with the
;ceedlngly va
riable, sometimes excessive and at oth
’ er times scanty. The color was high,
and passages were accompanied with
i n scalding sensation. Doan’s Kidney
1 Pills soon regulated the kl<l”"y secre
tions. making their color normal and
banished the Inflammation which
caused the scalding sensation. I can
rest well, my back Is strong nnd sound
and I feel much better in every way.”
For sale by all dealers, price 50
cents per box. Footer-Mllburn Co.,
Buffalo, N. Y.
✓
An Ancient Strike.
Probably the oldest strike on record
Is that of the bakers engaged In bak
ing the shewbread for the Temple,
which took place two years before the
destruction of the building by Titus.
The Temple authorities engaged a
number of journeymen from Alexan
dria to take the place of the strikers,
but the newcomers not bring initiated
into the secrets of the trade the de
mands of the Jerusalem bakers had to
be conceded.
A Good Match.
Old Lady—Then you arc not inn cried 1
Modern Miss—No, indeed. I «m one
of the bachelor girls you bear about ho
much nowadays—have a profession,
rooms of my own, and ume at the club,
you know.
Old Lady—Ah, I see. You must let
ms introduce you to my dear son; who
lives with me. He is one of the. old
maid men, you know.
Domestic Happiness.
Mrs. Neighbors—Men have different
ways of making home happy.
Mrs. Hamer—-How so?
Mrs. Neighbors—Some do it by stay
ing at home and some by staying away.
Work lor the Lawyers.
There are civil suits
brought lu this country every year. If
the plalntifTs were different in every
case, one in eight of the voting popu
lation could be said to be a litigant.
As it is. the actual number of different
litigants is not in excess of 800,(MM) —
400.000 plaintiffs nnd 400*000 defend
ants —which is 1 per cent of the total
population of the country, now about
80,000,000.
The number of lawsuits brought In
a year in France is 800,000.
In. Italy—ltalians are much inclined
to litigation—it is 1,400,000, and Ln Ger
many It Is 3,000,000, a very much larg
er number, l>oth actually and relative
ly, thau tlie number in the United
States.
Civil actions of all kinds begun last
year in Great Britain and Ireland num
bered about 1,500,000, or one for nearly
every tenth male or female adult in
the United Klugdom. tn 1902 there
was an Increase of nearly 62,000 over
the previous year, and 472,041 actions
were heard out of 1,410,484 that were
begun.
Of the number of appeal cases heard,
one lu every three was successful,
against one In four or five, years ago.
The total cost of British litigation in
1903 was placed at $7;809.875.
A Crying Shame.
“My, but thfs is a sad play,” remarked
the girl in the balcony.
“It certainly is,” rejoined her escort.
"Why, ever) the neats are in tiers.”
r Sale Ten Million Boxes aYe^r.
THE FABILVS FAVORITE MEDICINE
| CANDY CATHARTIC
L BEST FOR THE BOWELS
f lor
[ Sprains
I anci
L Strains J
St. Jacobs Oil
K- *n the world ever as the O KfilTVS* 1 SEB —_ J 4b
prompt Mt. eyre for sVUwUAH®wIM *'SwAsA WJUUMA
raised—its popularity as a catarrh remedy, its national im<
portance, its extensive use.
One asked his opinion. Without n moment’s hesitation, hd
said: “I can cheerfully say that Mrs. Schley has taken Pvrunl
afld I believe with good effect.’’
Like the Battle of Santiago, the thought was sprung upojj
him without any warning, and he disposed of it with the sanM
vim and decision as he did with the Spanish fleet led by thl
ill-fated Viscaya. j
His words concerning Penina have gone out into the world
to be repeated by a thousand tongues, because he ha^ sid
tltam.
Like the news of his victory over Cervera, his words o»n
--corning 1 i I* e r u ha
will be ADMIRAL’S WORDS CARRY WEIGHT. rau<h’ <p
by th e multitmles
and passed irum mouth to mouth, across oceans ami conti
nents.
Except for an inborn manly imlependence, in a comrlry of
free speech, these words never would have been uttered by au
officer in such u notable position as that of Admiral Schley.
Except for a world-wide notoriety and popularity, such as
Peruna enjoys, no remedy rould ever have received such out
spoken public endorsement by such a man.
Western Canada’s
MAGNIFICENT CROPS FOR 1304
Western Canada's Wheat Crop
This Year Will Be
60,000,000 BUSHELS
ANO WK4AT AT PREB4MT IS WORTH <1 A OUSHE4
The oat uud barley crop will also yield
abundantly.
Hplendid prices for all kinds of grain, cat
tle and other farm produce for tin g owing
of which the climate Is tiusurpiibsed
About 150,000 Amedcans have bet tied la
Western Canada during the pas’ threa
years.
Thousands of free homesteads of VU* m rea
each still available lu the best agri* ult ural
districts.
It has been said that the United Statea
will be forced to Import wheat «Irhin a
very f pw years. Secure a farm hi < minis,
and become oue of those who w II pro
duce It.
Ipply for information to Snp«rint«ndant <d Imrvig-ition,
Ottawa. oMa4a, or to Authorial Canadian Go»arnn»»nl Axant:
F.. T. Holim*-. 315 Jncknon St , St. Fan!, M nn.. W. IT.
IO gen*. Box 11G, W arertnwn. South Dakota: \ 11*n
oeR, KU Mew York Lite Building, Omuhu. b»*.b
TTfBKN WRITING TO KTTMEUA
VT please say you saw iMmlterttMLcenß
Wi this paper.
8. C. N. U. - - 1904
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