The Wibaux pioneer. [volume], February 11, 1909, Image 7

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Fortunate.
It's an ill wind that blows nobody
any good. Once more was the truth
or the proverb to be demonstrated.
A shipwrecked sailor having got
ashore on a desert island, was delight*
ed to find that his life belt had been
dishonestly filled 'with sawdust in
stead of the best grade of cork.
"This means an abundance of break
fast food!" he exclaimed. "It only
remains to provide lunch and dinner
and I am saved."—Puck.
FINE RECIPE FOR COLDS
Mix half ounce of Concentrated pine
compound with two ounces of glycerine
and a half pint of good whiskey.
This simple mixture is to be used in
doses of a teaspoonful to a tablespoon
ful four times a day, The bottle should
be well shaken each time.
Any druggist can supply the ingredi
ents and it can be mixed at home.
The Concentrated pine is a pine prod
uct refined for medical use. It comes
only in half ounce bottles, each en
closed in a round case, which is air
tight and retains all the original
strength in the fluid, but be sure it is
labeled "Concentrated" in order to get
the genuine article.
Just So.
Col. White—Your son is quite a
singer, isn't he, Busenbark?
Brother Busenbark—Yassah! Yas
snh! 'Bleeged to yo' for axin'. Dat
boy, sah, am suttingly de most malo
dorous cullud pusson in dis whole
town.
Prof. Munyon says: Cure a cold and
you prevent Consupiption. His opin
ion is now shared by the leading
physicians of the country, and the
wonderful cures that are being made
by Munyon's Cold Remedy have at
tracted the attention of the Whole
medical fraternity. These little sugar
pellets break tip a cold in a few hours,
and almost universally prevent Bron
chitis and Pneumonia.
Relieved.
"Well, my little man, you seem to
be very happy."
"Yep," replied the little 'man, "it'll
be a whole year before I'll have to
go around lyin' again about believin'
in Santa Claus."
Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Ey«i
Relieved by Murine Kye Remedy. Com
pounded by Experienced Physicians. Con
forms to Pure Food and Drug Laws. Mu
rine Doesn't Smart: Soothes Eye Pain.
Try Murine in Your Eyes. At Druggists.
Not That Kind.
"They say the ex-ice king shows a
great courage in jail."
"But not, so to speak, exactly the
courage of his convictions."
PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DATS.
TAZO OINTMENT is guaranteed to cure any case
of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in
6 to 14 days or money refunded. 50c.
No Great Attraction.
"Wouldn't you like to he as perfect
as the Venus de Milo?' 1 '
"I suppose so," answered Mrs. De
Style, without enthusiasm. "But I
don't think she could wear the 1909
models In gowns."
Do not neglect constipation, for this con
dition poisons the blood and leads to chron
ic ill health. Garfield Tea, the mild herb
laxative, corrects constipation, keeps the
blood pure, and the health good.
Another wheat shortage Is threatened
In Asia Minor. *
DODDS :V
PILLS
r r uy 'nT '111
SICK HEADACHE
Positively cured by
these Little Pills.
They also relieve Dl»
tress from Dyspeppia.Ip.
digestion and TooHearty
Eating. A perfect rem
edy for Dizziness, Nau
sea, Drowsiness, Bad
Taste in the Mouth, Coat
ed Tongue, Pain in the
Side, TORPID LIVER.
They regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable.
SMALL PILL. SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE.
Genuine Must Bear
Fac*Simile Signature
REFUSE SUBSTITUTES.
PATENTS
WatsouE. Coleman,Wash.
lngton.D.C. Books free. High
est references Best results.
»*»ANTFH MAN OR WOMAN to represent
WAIN I LL* us- 115.00 to 125.00 per week easily
made. Clean, honest proposition,
CHICAGO SPOON CO., Bun BM.., Chicago
LIKE A NIGHTMARE
PROJECT THAT 8TIRRED ,UP CIT
IZENS OF WASHINGTON.
Threatened Removal of the Capital to
St. Louia Is Still Remembered
vvlth Horror by the Old
Residents.
"Yes," said the old resident quoted
by the Washington Post, "I can well
remember the
time
when there
was a deep-seated
scheme to remove
the capital of this
country to St.
Louis, and I also
remember that a
great many of the
good people of
this city were
much perturbed
over the possibili
ties of the plan
becoming a suc
cess. It was during the latter part of
the '70's, if-my memory is not at fault,
that there were many folks from the
western section of the country that
warmed up to the theories concerning
the advantages of having the capital
removed from the banks of the Poto
mac and located more centrally.
"Among the schemes prepared to ad
vance the plot was one that those who
were Interested desired, looking to the
denial by congress of appropriations
for public buildings in all directions,
either as to the erection of new build
ings or improving those already in ex
istence. Any reference to congres
sional favors to the national capital in
those days will recall to many that the
helping hand from the capitol was not
then extended very heartily, and fa
vors were few and far between.
"The leading men of our town were
very much agitated over the in
trigueB that were being formed, even
though they never at any time gave
decided promise of being a success,
and began the inauguration of plans to
offset them. Among the ideas was one
intended to bring the attention of the
whole world to Washington by the
holding of a world's fair in the city.
The hope on the part of a great many
was that a grand exhibition, some
thing after the big show at the Crystal
palace in London, which was still fresh
in memory, should be given, but when
the notion was mentioned to leading
men in congress and its aid petitioned
for, the solons on Capitol Hill looked
askant at the idea, and openly ex
pressed their dissent to any defrayal
of the public money In support of such
a great enterprise.
"All sorts of ways were talked of to
banish the capital removal ogre. It
was in the short time it existed a ver
itable 'ogre' in the minds of no few of
the substantial people of the city, who
could see the town a deserted village.
Even then the subject of a change in
the city government was being moot
ed, with the idea of it being a more ac
ceptable one to congress than the one
we had.
"I tell you, my friends," said the old
resident, "that of all the nightmares
that ever spread Its wings over Wash
ington, save those of war times, that
removal scare, engineered and prose
cuted by energetic western fellows,
with more or less approval from their
members in congress, caused more con
sternation in the hearts of our fathers
than anything else In the city's his
tory."
Women Lawyers at Washington.
Misses Ethel A. and Florence M.
Colford, twin sisters, who are lawyers
at the national capital, were recently
admitted to practice before the
United States supreme court. The
young women are both able and at
tractive, and they resemble each other
so closely that ooly their friends can
distinguish them apart. They are na
tives of 'Nova Scotia, but have lived
most of their lives—they are now in
the. early twenties—in Washington.
A woman vyho can -theuisS
of uncertainties li sls
by the New York sfe.~
She had , a. telepj^jlfr ,; ifli *
ment, and called up 1 tfce^telepffdife coi
pany and asked that the service be
discontinued.
"We are sorry to lose you," said the
man who took her message. "Are you
dissatisfied with anythiag?"
"I am," said the woman, emphati
cally.
"I am very sorry," said the man.
"Perhaps we can help you. What is
it you do not like?"
"Single blessedness," said the wom
an. "I am going to be married to-mor
row."—Youth's Companion.
Accounting for Fire.
Naomi's father wrapped her up snug
and warm and carried her to the win
dow one night to watch a burning
building. "O, papa!" exclaimed Naomi,
as the tongues of flame curled sky
ward. "I know how it happened; the
moons feet got cold and he stretched
them aown to warm them, and that
set the place on fire."
Tonsorlal Note.
"Your hair wants cutting badly,
sir," Bald a barber to a customer.
"No, it doesn't," replied the man in
th echair; "it wants cutting nicely.
You cut it badly last time."
How's This?
We offer One Hundred Pollen Reward for any
ease o 1 Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall'e
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney
for the last IS years, and believe him perfectly hon
orable In all business transactions and financially
able to carry out any obligations made by bis firm.
Waldino. Kinnan ft Marvin,
Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, acting
directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the
system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 cents per
bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Hall's Family Pills for constipation.
The Brute.
Hostess—Why didn't you bring
Capt. Splasher with you?
Capt. Bolson—Duty, Mrs. Clutter
buck. We couldn't both get away, so
we tossed up for It.
Hostess—-And you won?
Capt. Bolson—No—I lost!
Important to Mothers.
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTORIA a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see that it
Bears the
Signature of
In Use For Over 30 Years.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
Absent Minded. *
Knicker—How did Outlate give him
self away?
Bocker—Left his shoes in the ele
vator.
There is no Safer Remedy for a Cough,
or throat trouble than "Brown's Bronchial
Troches." 25 cents a box. Sample free.
John I. Brown & Son, Boston, Mass.
Although a cyclone carries every
thing before it, a lot of rain is left
behind.
Mra. Winslow's Soothing Syrnp.
For children teething, softens the gums, reduces tn*
lamination, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25c a bottle
A man has grounds for divorce if
his wife refuses to help him with
the housework.
WE PAY 11c FOR COW HIDES.
N. W. Hide & Fur Co., Minneapolis, Minn.
She is indeed a homely woman who
can't make up to look pretty in a
photograph.
ONLY ONE "BROMO QUININE"
That Is LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for
the signature of E. W. GROVE. L
over to Cure a Cold to One Day.
The Lord doesn't recognize the char
ity of the man who grunts every time
lie gives.
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j.
Sloan's Liniment is the best remedy for sprains
? and bruises.
'' It'quiets the pain at once, and can be applied to the
'"teMsrest part,, without hurting because it doesn't need
to.rubbed-mall you have to do is to lay it on
>htly. It is. g, powerful preparation and penetrates
^ tgntlyrelieves, any inflammation and congestion,
reduces.the swelling.. • ..;
Liniment
is an excellent ahtiseptic and germ .
killer—heals cuts; burns, wounds and
contusions,' and 'will draw the poison
from sting of poisonous insects.
Price, 25c., 50c., and $1.00.
Dr. Earl S, Sloan, Boston, Mass., U.S A.
Sloan's book on horses, cattle, sheep and poultry sent free.
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES
You can tm_
"Do you know of any'woman who ever received any
benefit from taking Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound ? "
If any woman who is suffering with any ailment peculiar
to her sex will ask her neighbors this question, she will be
surprised at the result. There is hardly a community in
this country where women cannot be found who have been
restored to health by this famous old remedy, made
exclusively from a simple formula of roots and herbs.
During the past 30 years we have published thousands
of letters from these grateful women who have been cured
by Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and never
in all that time have we published a testimonial without
the writer's special permission. Never have we knowingly
published a testimonial that was not truthful and genuine.
Here is one just received a few days ago. If anyone doubts
that this is a true and honest statement of a woman's experi
ence with Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound write
and ask her.
Houston, Texas.—" When I first began taking Lydia E. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound I was a total wreck. I had been
sick for three years with female troubles, chronic dyspepsia,
and a liver trouble. I had tried several doctor's medicines, but
nothing did me any good.
« For three years I lived on medicines and thought I would
never get well, when I read an advertisment of Lydia 1'}. Pink
ham's Vegetable Compound, and was advised to try it.
« My husband got me one bottle of the Compound, and it did
me so much good I continued its use. I am now a well woman
and enjoy the best of health.
"I advise all women suffering from such troubles to give
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound a trial. They won't
regret it, for it will surely cure you." — Mrs. Bessie L. Hicks.
819 Cleveland St., Houston.
Any woman who is sick and suffering is foolish surety
not to give such a medicine as this a trial. Why should it
not do her as much good as it did Mrs. Hicks.
ONION SEED
60 ots.
a lb.
■■■ Per Salzer'G catalog page 129.
Largest grower, of onion and vegetable I
seeds in the world. Big catalog free: or,I
send Ifioin stamps and receive catalog and]
1000 kernels each of onions, carrots, cel.ry, I
radishes, 1500 each lettnee, rutabaga, tnr-j
nips, 100 parsley, too tomatoes, 100 melons, I
1200 charming flower seeds. In all 10,000]
kernels, easily worth $ 1.00 of any man's |
money. Or. send 20 o and wo will add one|
pkg. of Earliest Peep O'Day Sweet Corn.
SALZER SEED CO.. Box W. La Crosse. Win. |
Western Canada
MORE BIG CROPS IN 1908'
Another 60,000 set-»
tiers from the United
States. New dis- -
tricts opened for set- -
tlement. 320 acres -
ofland to each act*
t ler,—160 free
homestead and 160 at $3.00 per acre.
"A vast rich country and a contented pros
perous people. "—'Extract from corresteniitnce
of a National Editor, whose 7'lsit to Western
Canada, in August, J 90 S, was an instiration.
Many have paid the entire cost of their
farms'and had a balance of from $ 10.00 to
$20.QQ per acre as a result of one crop.
Spring wheat,, winter wheat, oats, barley,
flax and peas'are the principal crops, while
the wild 'grasses bring to perfection the
best cattle that have ever been sold 01 s
the Chicago market.
Splendid climate, schools and churcheB
in all localities. Railways touch most of
the settled districts, and prices for produce •
are always good. Lands may also be pur- -
chased from railway and land comparne* -
For pamphlets, maps and information re
garding low railway rates, apply to Superin
tendent o'flmmigration, Ottawa, Canada, or
the authorized Canadian Government AgenU
CHAS. PILLING,
Clifford Block, Grand Fork*. North Dikaia, ■
"iEE&JS 1 Thompson'* Eye Water
DR. McINTOSH celebrated
NATURAL UTERINE
SUPPORTER
gives immodiate relief. Sold by all surgical instru-
ment dealers and leading druggists in United State*
ft Canada. Catalog ft price list sent on application.
TUB HASTINGS ft McINTOSH TRUSS CO..
912jWalnut St., Philadelphia. Pa., manufacturers of
trusses and sole makers of the genuine stamped
** 1 'i vn>. ,ui 1 -<
• MCjjJTOSII "
PARKER'S
HAIR BALSAM
Cleanses and beaatlfise ths halt
Promotes a lnxuriant growth.
Never Falla to Restore Gray
Hair to ltar Youthful Color.
Cures scalp diseases ft hair falling.
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N D N U
-NO. 6—
1909