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President Judge Hon. William Elwcll.
Associate Judges- (Jri'Hein.
'roth'y and Cl'k of Courts Jesse Coleman,
tegister and Recorder John U. Frocio.
f John P. Fowler,
Commissioners Montgomery Colo.
( aviil Y eager,
Sheriff Mordcoai Millard.
Treasurer J ncob Yoho.
( L. B Rupert,
Auditors John V. ilannon.
(Jacob. Hairis.
Commissioner's Clerk Win. Krk'kbnuin.
t'ommiwioncr'g Attorney K. II. Little.
Mercantile Appraiser W. II. Jacohy.
(bounty Surveyor Inane A. Dewitt
District Attroncy Milton M. Trough.
Coroner William J. Ikclor.
County Superintendent Chan. (I. IWkley,
Asscsorfl Internal Revenue R. F. Clark.
( John Thomas,
Assistant Assessor S. B. Dieuicr,
I Daniel Mcllenry.
Collector Benjamin F. llartman.
Bloomeburg L,l.erary.)ns.ltutc.
HENRY CAR V KB, A. M., Principal and
Professor of Philosophy, &c
Miss Sarnh A. Carver, Preceptress,
Tacher of French, Botany and Ornamental
Isaac 0. Best, A. B.,
Professor of Ancient Languages.
Charles E. Rice, A. B-,
Professor of Mathematics,
F. M. Baton,
Teacher of Book-keeping and Euglisb
Mis Alice M. Carver.
Teacher, of Instrumental Music.
Mrs. ,
Teacher of Vocal Music.
Miss Julia Guest,
Teacher in Primary Department.
Soring term commences April 13th, 1808.
Bloomsburg, March IS. 1808.
(Idle Aetistaul Medical Director V. 8. Army.)
rh)'iciaii and Surgeon.
XCT Oflce at the Korea Hotel, Blwmshnrf. Pa.
Dalle pruuipllv attended to botb night and day,
Blonni-biir-. Nil v. ill. ieiM.
1 HE siiberiber, proprietor
of the aliave named e.
Itensive ealnMiehmntit.i. o
I prepared to receita oldera
All Kinds of Machinery,
for Colleriaa. Meat Furoaeee. Stationary Enfn
II ia alen prepared to make Btovee, all liaea and
ralierne, plow-Irons, and CTerytuing uaually made In
tn-i-ciata roiinnri"..
Hie nun.lve faeilitiea and practical workmen, war
rantliimtn receiving the largest comrade on the
mist reaeiiablr term.
ST Uiam of all kinda will be taken In exchange for
if Till, eelahlishment la Inca.ed near tha Lackawa
na i Bloomeburg Railroad Depot.
Bloomsburg, fcVpt. lit ISG3.
In Bhive'f Building, on Main Street.
lafiirnii tha citiaena of Bloomsburg and vicinity tlin
he haa ound a New
lhi place, wtiers he Invites hit old friend Mitt
rnitoniera local, and partake of hia refrculmicnti.
it i uis i menu on iu mvct 1110 ocm
la geh Bi:i:n a xn a lk.
constantly on hand ; A lw. Porter, Sarsaparilla. Mia)
ral Water, Fancy l.emouades, Ila.pherry and Lein
nPyrupa.can always be had at hie Re.tauraiit.
In the eating liue he present a
StZ&X, -Of JfAKB
not eurpaiifed in Inn place ; via, Pickled Oyttert
Maine, sardines. Fi-li, Barbecued Chicken, Pickle,
Tripe and Beef Tongue, fcc, fee. He alto hia a guot
article uf
Cigar and Cirwiiiij TJmcco
forhi.cu-loui-r.. C7 fiive bun a call.
Bloomaburf , June 13, ItMM.
THE undersigned would reipeclfully announce to
the eiuaena of Bloomsburg, aud tha public gen
erally, inai no ia running
an UMNIBUr) LINK, be
tween thia I lace aud tboilif-j
(Went Rail Road Depots del-J
ly. (Bundave eieenled) to
ronueei with the several Train a goint Boull) a Weal
on the CaUwmaa and Willtaiu.port Rail Rnad. and
with those going North and Mouth on the Lack, It
lllooin.burg Rnnd,
IliaOMNIBUantig are in gond condition, commc
diouaaad comfortable, and ehariea reaaonable.
IT7" Fetaona wiahl.g to meet or aee Ibur friende
depart, can ha accommodated, upon lea.nnnble
eAargea.by leaving tiiaeiy nonce at any of the no
te ia,
Blooruaburg, April 27, imt.
New Millenary Good
Al the Whci Stare "
(vecuank to mar arn.tt.)
The public arercepertftilly informed lhal they can
be furniabed with everything In tha M miliary line
upon the ninat reasonable term., and in genua not
aurpaaaed for alyta, beauty, or durability in Ihia
town. Her vpring itylea of hate, bonnet., and olhir
artlclea for Women and Miaaea wear, are buautiful
and well calculated to auil the ta.tea of the most
raatldioua. Give her avail Store nn Ma in atrrel
(north aide) below Market. f aprA'seXlui.
nLOOMSItl IIC., l'A.
J. P. FOX, Proprietor of this cslabllsbnient, would
reipeclfully lofonii hi. old and new r.ustnmera, thai
he haa everything tiled up at Ilia new aland in en
able him to furnish Hum with BREAD, CAREd,
ANDCnNPE'JTIONBRIBS, a heretfllnre,
Xf Hereafter all persons, who have been furnish
ail with Ate, Lager Beer, and Porter, by the whole,
half, or quarter barrel, will call upon WILLIAM
GILMORE, at hia Saloon In
Shires' Block, Main Street,
wbo haa been euthnrlel hy the undersigned to aell
the same. He willconstantly have a aupply on hand,
which will be sold al tha lowest market r tea.
Mr. F. haa In eonnec i with hia Baa y and Lot),
fcetlcoery,, Sued up rooms for the ealoot
to all wHn may favor him with their custom. He
it al.o prepared lo moke lea Cream in large o,uunti
Ilea for partis., public or ancial lathe rings, at Ibf
case may ha. Everything pertaining to Ilia line d
bunneaa will receive careful and diligent attention.
ItT He ia thankmi tu hia customers for past la
vera, and moil cordially eullelie a continuance ofj the
eama . J, r. FOX,
April 3, IMT.
ruiUDBLruia, Mnrrh let, W.
We keg tn inform you lliat we are pre
pared to oner for your In. pedum oui uiual
L..n.,m.nt of MfLINKRV OOOIIrt
rvn.latibg ui tno iiawoat anap es in oir.w one inn
OIMP lata. Bonaala, aid. Velveta, Bilk Good Rib.
hone Flowera. Faathera. iuch.a, Crapea, "loadea.
ktraliia. srnauianta, ate. ice. Wo aha II be happy to
wait on ynu at our Store, or reeelva your nrdora -Price?"
iwfor Cash. Yollra. fce. II, WARD,
M,"f,lia.-lmo. No.. lUJ, ll fc 107 Norlh Bacond
Mirnul Tin l"J' M'hia.
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Transient advertleementa payable Id adtance ill
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Democratic Rallying Son;.
With Seymour and Blair
We'll make the Rack stare,
Till their cyobnlln pop out of their sockets ;
Their bonds shall be paid,
As the contract was made,
But no Jacobin raid on our Dockets 1
Chorus Then throw out your banners high
up in tno air ;
Let your flags flout at morn, noon,
and even.
And our glorious cause, so up
right and fair,
Shall be entiled on and prospered
by heaven.
With Grant and Colfax
And the terrible tax
That would surely succeed their election ;
The country would go
To the vortex of woe,
With oo chance of a now resurrection t
Then throw out, &c
Then roiie, boys, and rally,
From hilltop and valley,
Your country save from contusion,
While with banners unfurled,
We'll show the whole world
Our respect for our loved Constitution.
Then throw out, &c
Then hip, hip, hurrah I
For good order and law.
With peace and good will thro' the nation ;
Let Radicals rant
About Colfax and Grant,
But our Seymour's the country's salvation I
Then throw out, ko.
QueHtlons Tor I lie Northern In
dustrlul ClUNtics.
Who is it at present keeping whito me
chanics and laborers for seeking employ
ment in the South?
Who is making a barren waste of the
most fertile and productive section of the
Why is the burden of taxation so oppres
sive and employment so scarce.
Why aro there to-day hundreds of thous
ands of white men and women in the North,
living in dread of starvation within the
present year
Why aro tho commerce of tho North,
and the ship-building interests almost to
tally parylizcd?
Why is the South threatened with a war
of races, and civil law trampled under foot
in that section.
Why arc millions af whito men not rep
resented iu Congress.
Why have all the guarantees of the Con
stitution been broken down, and the rights
of free born Americans subjugated to tho
arbitrary will of irresponsible satraps?
Why aro thirty millions of whito mon
taxen for tho special benefit of a class who
pay no taxes on the great bulk of their
Why should there bo ovor two thousand
millions of dollars exempt from taxation ?
Why should there be special legislation
for one class of the population, to the seri
ous injury of the interests of every other ?
Why should the great agricultural popu
lation of the West be made tributary to the
manufacturing lords of Yankee land ?
If the national bankers are enabled to
make twenty millions of dollars a year out
of tho industrial classes hy their speculation
in the necessities of life, why are they tol
erated? If negroes are fit for freedom, why bos a
great poor house system for their support
to be kept at tho expense of Northern in
dustry? Why is it that the products of the South
have fullen off to a great extent?
Why are murders and outrages, and rob
beries so fearfully frequent all over the
If tho war was prosecuted for the pres
ervation of tho Union, why aro States kept
out of it?
If tho South is permitted to fall under
negro domination, will it be fit for the hab
itation of whito mon?
Tho industrial classes of tho North will
find an answer to all tho questions in tho
destructives. It is to them we are indebted
for the evils by which the country is threat
ened. And tho worst is yot to come. The
negro refuses to work, and the great pro
ductiveness of tho South is lost to the coun
try. The whito men of the freo Statos ore
oppressed with taxation, that they may be
supported in idleness. Of the four or five
hundred millions of dollars which are raised
upon the industry of this section every
year, a largo portion is used in tho devolish
work of reversing tho natural ordor of the
Working men of tho North, will you,
can you endure this infamous work ? Do
you not boo that the perjured, plundering,
Constitution breaking, law-defying, gang
called Congress, is striking at your rights
at your freedom, at your dearest iutorosts,
through reconstruction.
There Lbs not been a single act of legis
lation, a single measure passed in Congress
that has not been aimed at you.
It is you that the National Banks are
It is your families who are made to suf
fer, that the South may be Africanized and
converted into a wildorness.
It is out of your pockets that the taxes
to pay the interest on untaxed bonds is paid.
Nearly, ono half your labor is mortgaged
for the support of a privileged class.
Your loaf of bread is the cents, because
the South instead of contributing to the
resources of tho country from the fertile
soil, is a drag and tax upon you industry. .
Look into Radicalism, and you will find
in it the true cause of all the poverty, all
tho misery, all the wrongs from which tho
whole country is suffering.
The romcdy is in you hands, and the
time is hastening on when it can be applied.
Organize and be prepared for the day of
action, the day on which you can settle all
sources with the party of ruin and anarchy,
the party which seeks to maintain its power
through the sacrifice of every right and
principlo vindicated in great revolution.
Organize for the salvation of the Repub
lic, and rescue it from a beastly, degrading,
Organize to save the land for white men,
and make it the white man's inheritance.
Organize to protect yourselves and fam
ilies from the conspiracy of an unconstitu
tional Congress, and from the nefarious de
signs of an unprincipled bondocrscy.
Organize for the emancipation of eight
millions of our own race and blood, from the
most galling, crushing, binding despotism
ever inflicted upon a people.
Think of what they are to-day suffering.
Think of their ruined homes, their waste
fields, their prostrate trades, their thousands
of poverty-stricken orphans and widows.
Think of the fato with which they are men
aced. Think of tho outrages perpetrated
by a half savage race, instigated to their
deviltries by Radical friends and cut-throats.
Think of this, and resolve in your hearts
that the accursed party which has brought
this woe, whioh has brought this flood of
evils upon this land, shall, when the day of
retribution comes, be crushed into the
earth, under the tread of your triumphant
majorities. Metropolitan Record.
a a a a a
Facts for WorUlngmen.
While tho producing industries of the
country are unjustly taxed, and tho almost
intolerable burdens of the war rent upon
those who fought the battles and made tbo
sacrifices, those who tilled lands to produce
supplies, and those who labored in the
workshops, the organs of the Radicals are
assorting that tho bondholders are the men
who pay all our revenues. They stfecringly
say that "not one laboring man in evory
hundred pays a penny of taxes to the gov
ernment directly." True, the laboring man
does not pay his taxes directly to the gov
ernment, but every man of sense knows that
the consumer pays the tax upon every arti
cle manufactured by capital. A practical
working man, a few days since, handed us
tho following, which in itself is a volumo of
argument to show that the poor man docs
pay taxes :
Radical legislation requires the consumer
to pay all taxes.
It taxes the hat on your head.
The boots on your feet.
The elothes on your person.
The food you eat.
The tea and coffee you drink.'
Tho pot it is cooked in.
The cup you dink it out of.
The implements on your farm.
The tools you work with.
The paper you write on.
Tho pen and ink you use.
The papers and books you read.
The furniture in your bouso.
The gas or oil you burn.
The coal you consume.
The stove you bum it in.
Tho match you light it with.
The medicine you take.
Tho tobacco you smoke.,
Tho pipe you smoke it in.
The dishes on your table.
All you oat off them.
The laboring man of tho country, who
owns a littlo house and lot, which he has
earned by toiling from early morning to
night, pays State, county, school, and road
tax upon it ; while his next door neighbor,
who is a bondholder, owning 150,000 in the
bonds, pays no taxes whatever, draws inter
est in gold, laughs at his unfortunate neigh
bor, who has his money in a little home I
If the mosses of the laboring men desire
the equal taxation of every species of prop
erty according to its real value government
bonds and other securities included if they
wont one cuireney for the government and
the peoplo, the laborer and the ofnoe-holdor,
the pensioner and the soldier, the producer
and the bondholder, they will not vote tho
Radical ticket, but will voto for that of the
A Married lady who was in tho habit
of spending most of her time in the society
of her neighbors, happened one day to bo
taken ill, and sent her husband in great
haste for a physician. The husband ran a
short distance, and then returned, exclaim- j
ing, "My dear, where shall I find you when
Iooine back?"
A teacher said to a little girl at school :
"If a naughty girl should hurt you, like a
good girl, you would forgive her, wouldn't
"Yos, ma'am," she replied, "if I couldn't
Bradley, tho nigger jail-bird, is t can
didate for Congress in Georgia. But what
of that? Is not thiof Butler a member of
Congress, and Dan Sickles a shining light?
They are exponents of moral idoas.
A Thrilling Sketch
In the year 1836, the inhabitants living in
a district bordering on Rock River, in the
northern part of the1 State of Illinois, were
much incensed by the depredations of a band
of horse thieves who infested that portion
of the country. Every exertion had been
made to discover the men engaged in the
nefarious business, but hitherto in vain, and
valuable animals wore stolen, and lost to
their owners, in defiance of the utmost vig
ilance and care.
During such a state of affairs, the citizens
residing in the region of tho thieves became
thoroughly excited, and were wound up to
such a pitch of indignation, that a body of
men were formed styled Rangers, whose ex
plicit duty was to expunge the distriet of all
suspicious characters, and endeavor to put a
stop to their depredations.
Shortly after this band commenced oper
ations word was conveyed to the leader of
the Rangers that a valuable horse, whioh
had been stolen the night previous, could
then be found on the premises of a man
named Burt, locked up in the stable. Al
though Burt heretofore had been looked
upon as an honest man and an upright citi
son, yet the captain deemed it his duty to at
least examine his farm and learn the truth
or fulsity of the report
Accordingly he summoned some half
dozen of bis Rangers to meet him at a spot
not far from Burt's house, and before morn
ing set out for the same place himself. Day
light was hardly discernible in the east, and
the hazy light of coming dawn had not yet
penetrated the bottom, where the suspected
man resided, as the Rangers, charged with
the fearful mission of life or death, silently
approached and surrounded tho dwelling.
Leaving three of the band to guard the en
trance, the captain opened the door and
found the missing horse, as had been stated,
safely stalled inside.
Not a lingering doubt now remained of
Burt's guilt, and with a stern determination
to make an example of him that would de
ter others from a like transaction, tho Ran
gers returned to the house. In tho mean
time Burt hud risen, and upon coming to
the door was seized by those in waiting, end
upon demanding the reason was informed by
them that a stolen animal was found in his
stable, and that ho was considered a thief.
Muttering something about "he knew it
would come to this at last," ho quietly sub
mitted to whatever his captors had in store
for him.
A short consultation was held, and it was
resolved to hang the criminal upon a large
elm tree that grow in front of bis own house,
it being thought that such an act would
strike terror and dismay into the ranks of
the horse thieves.-
Burt had asked half an hour to prepare
for his death, and tho sun had risen in all
its golden majesty cro the fatal moment had
arrived which would launch him into eter
nity. In vain his grayhcaded father and
mother pleaded for his life, with trembling
tongues they tottered forth from the dwel
ling, and kneeling in suppliant mood to his
apparently merciless captors. In Tain had
the wife of his bosom knelt in tears of agony,
and entreated them as husbands to spare
bis life, for each Ranger had suffered more
or less in person, and they deemed tho ex
ample absolutely necessary to deter others,
and it seemed as though Burt must die.
The dreadful preparations were complet
edthe half hour had expired and the
criminal was arranged under the limb of a
stout elm, over which a rope was thrown,
one end being noosed around the prisoner's
neck, and the other held by thrco of the
Then came a moment of dreadful silence,
that awful stillness which proceeds the
launching of a fellow-being into eternity
whilo the three strong men, who held tho
rope's end, gazed fixedly upon the captain
for the signal. It was given by raising the
right arm ; and already the noose was tight
ening around the doomed man's neck, when
the wifo of Burt issued forth from the house
holding an infant a little more than a year
old in her arms.
Rushing forward, she fell on her knees
directly in front of the captain, and raising
the child, with arms outstretched, towards
him, she exclaimed in tones that would
have pierced a heart of steel
"If you will not spare him for the sake
of his grayhaired sire, or the wife of his
bosom, spare him in the name of God for
the sako of his infant boy I"
Another dead silenco reigned liko a pall
over the spot ; then, as though inspired by
heaven itself, the child also stretched out its
little arms towards its father and exclaimed,
in a voice heard by all, tho single word :
And then, as though despairing of suo
cess, huddled into its mothor's bosom, and
burst into a sobbing cry.
It was more than tho Rangers could stand,
and, aftor a short consultation, tho rope was
taken from tho criminal's neck, and tho
band loft the spot; and Burt became a re
formed man through the powerful effect! of
his "Infant's Appeal"
When intoxicated, a Frenchman
wants to dance, a German to sing, a Span
iard to gamble, an Englishman to eat, an
Italian to boast, a Russian to be affectionate,
an Irishman to fight, and an American to
make a speech.
Tennessee has produced a big nrolite,
that frightened people as much as the great
snake, and made a deep hole in solid rook,
from whioh issued smoke and steam. Par
son Brownlow foara it was a message fo
A Wedding Night Shirt
It wasn't hardly the fair thing that the
boys did to Joe Thompson, the night ho
was married, but tho temptation was irre
sistible. They could not have helped it to
save their lives. I'll tell you how it was.
Joe was about the most fancy dressed buck
in town ovor nice and particular a per
fect Miss Naney in manners, always putting
on airs, and more dainty and modest than a
girl. Well, when his wedding day came,
he was dressed trunk empty, and his pants,
especially fitted him as candle moulds, and
his legs candles, run into them. Tight was
no name for them. Their set was immonse,
and he was prouder than a half a dozen pea
cocks. "Aren't they nice, boys?" he asked of
the two boys who were to he groomsmen,
and saw that he threw himself away after
the most approved manner.
"Stunning! Georgeousl" replied Tom
Bennett. "Never saw equal to them. But
lsay, Joe, aren't they the least bit too
tight? It strikes me that you will have
some difficulty in bending, won't you?"
"Pshaw, no, they are as easy as an old
glove. Seel"
To prove the matter, he bent down so as
to touch his patent leathers, when crock,
crack, followed liko twin reports of a revol
ver. "Thunder 1" exclaimed Joo, as he put his
band behind and found a rent in the cassi
mere from stem to stern. "Thunder I the
pants have burst and what shall I do ?"
"I should rather think they had," an
swered Tom, getting purple in the face, as
he endeavored tocontrol bis laughter ; "but
there is no time to get another pair. Itonly
wants half an hour to the standing up time,
and wo have got a mile to go carriage wait
ing too."
"What shall I do, oh 1 what shall I do?"
"I'll tell yon what, if mine would fit you
you should have them and welcome, but
they are about a mile too big ; they would
set liko a shirt on a bean pole. I sco no
way but to have them mended."
"Who can I get to do it, Tom ?"
"Well, I am something of a tailor, and
can fix them so they won't show. Hold on
a minute, and I'll get a needle and thread."
"Can you ? May heaven bless you !"
"Off with your coat," commanded Tom,
as he came back.
"Now lay yourself over on the bed and
I'll fix you in short -order. ' '
The command was obeyed; the pants
mended ; the coat tails carefully pinned
over, so as to conceal the 'distress for rent,'
and all went merry as the marriage bell un
til Joe followed the bride to tho nuptia'
There was only a dim light in tho room,
but it enabled Joe, as ho glanced bashfully
around, to see the sweetest face in the world
the rosy cheeks and bright lips, the lovely
and loving blue eyes, and the golden curls
just peeping from out the snowy sheets, and
he extinguished it altogether, and hastened
to disrobe himself. Off came coat, vest,
fancy necktie and collar, boots and socks in
a hurry, but somehow tho pants stuck.
The more he tried tho more they wouldn't
oome, and he tugged vainly for half an hour-
"Thunder !'.' muttered Joe.
"What's tho matter, dear?" came in tho
softest of accents from the bed, where some
body was wondering if he was ever coming,
and, forgetting his accustomed bashfulnoss,
he blurted out :
"Moll, that cursed Tom Bennett has sew
ed my pants, drawers, shirt and undershirt
all together 1"
"It is too bad I wait a moment my dear."
A little stockingless foot peeped out first,
then a ruffled night dress, the lamp was light
ed, a pair of scissors found, and Joe releas
ed ; and althoug-t he denies it, Tom Bennet
swears that his wedding shirt was of the
shortest possible extent, reasoning a poste
riori. . a. a
Speak Kindly to lllm.
A farmer once saved a very poor boy from
drowning. After his restoration he said to
the grateful fellow :
"Whot can I do for you, my boy ?"
"Speak a kind word to me sometimes,"
replied the boy, as the tears gushed from
his eyes. "I ain't got a mother like some
of them."
A kind word! Think of it. That farmer
had it in his powor to give that boy money,
clothes, playthings, but the poor fellow
craved nothing so much as a kind word now
and then. If the farmer had ever so little
hoart the boy must.cortainly have had his
wish granted,
A kind word I You have many such
spoken to you daily, and you don't think
much of their value ; but that poor boy in
your villago, at whom evory other boy
laughs, would think he had found a treasure
if some one would speak one kind word to
him. Suppose you speak it I The next
time you meet him, instead of laughing at
him, speak kindly to him. Then watch
him and sco how he looks. Soo if his eyes
do not brighten, and his lips smile Try it.
Kind w6rdst They are blessed things.
Speak them, children, every day. Scatter
them like sunbeams everywhere. They
will bless others, and then return to bless
your own heart Kind words forever 1
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Among the gifts to a newly married pair
at a town in New Jersey, the other evening,
was a broom sent to tho lady, accompanied
with the following sentiment:
"This trifling gift accept from me,
Its use 1 would eommend ;
In sunshine use the brushy part,
In storm the other end.
Inchiasino Democratic enthusiasm
Song of tbe Vnlon.
Raise the Banner of the Union,
Sound its musio, keep the step,
'Tin the signal flag of glory,
On tho land and o'er the deep.
Rally, froemen, round tho Union I
Hark I the battle cry we hear ;
'Tis the covenant of our fathers,
Sound it far and sound it near.
Fight for it, our precious Union,
Tis the heritage bequeathed,
Bought with blooa our fathers treasured,
Dearer than the air they breathed.
Strike a good blow for the Union,
Ye who've loved it long and well ;
Old men grey in freedom s service,
Let your blows on treason tell.
Strike a good blow for the Union,
Ye whose hearts with passion glow I
Young men panting for distinction,
Lead the battle on the foe.
Ask ye who despise the Union ?
Ask ye who the traitors are?
They are those who seek to break it ;
Judge them by the fruits they bear.
Hatching hate between its sections,
Bringing forth fraternal war,
Under cover of religion,
Such as these the traitors.
Beat tbe long roll of the Union,
Wake the guards and man the walls;
Drop the drawbridge of the Union,
Brains for ballots, votes for balls.
An Episode In the UlMtorjr of
uenerai sutler.
When in New Orleans Butler was passing
at tho head of some troops, the residence of
a very respectable young lady, who, with
some lady friends were enjoying the cool air
of a balcony. This young lady, whose name
wo omit for a reason that will soon appear,
was ono of those impulsive, light-hearted,
joyous creatures, whose life is made up of
smiles and more demonstrative outbursts of
joy. Just as Butler himself was opposite,
some remark was made, or something visible
to the eye of a mirth-provoking character,
caused her to break out in a riaging laugh,
Butler stopped short his horse, and looking
up said, in his rough and repulsive style :
"What aro you laughing at?" Surprised
at the question, and insulted by tho manner
in which it was asked, tho young lady in
stantly ceased her laugh, but made no re
sponse. Butler turned away, but had pro
ceeded but a short distance, when the same
clear ringing laugh met tho ear, and turning
again, he with still mora brutal insolence
demanded: "Young woman, what are
you laughing at ?" There was no mistaking
his meaning this time, and tho hot blood of
the sunny South flushed to the cheek of the
maiden as she scornfully replied, "None of
your business, sir." Butler, with a threat
ening gesture, but no reply, rode away. An
hour or two after this a filo of soldiers ap
peared at the residence of the young lady
with an order for her arrest She was torn
from the bosom of her family, taken to the
military prison or guard-house, and there
kept confined until the men in whose society
she was thrown, either as keepers or fellow'
prisoners, accomplished her ruin. These
facts can be sustained by parties now resid
ing at Kendall, Orleans county, N. Y., or
by Dr. McLanc, or wifo, and others of New
Orleans, the latter having witnessed the
transaction related above, from the opposite
side of tho street.
Excitement at a Circus. A thousand
persons gathered under a circus tent ia
Flemingsburg, Ky., on the 30th ultimo, and
the riders were about to enter the ring,
when a rainstorm arose. At first, there was
but little excitement among the spectators,
but when tho stakes of tho outer canvass
gave way, and the immense center-pole of
the large one commenced to sway and groan,
the sides to flop and give way when the
lions commenced to growl and roar, the ele
phant to swing his large proboscis around,
and the horses to neigh and stamp the
confusion was indescribable, and the ex
citement the wildest we ever saw. Every
body rushed pell mell for the entrance,
gentlemen and ladies in a confused mass,
calling alternately for help and friends. Of
course, on the top of scats some jumped to
the bottom, sorao fell through, some were
caught and suspended while falling, and a
great many out their way through the can
vas. At this juncture the elephant broke
out among the people and created a terrible
excitement. Tho rain was falling in tor
rents, tho lightning flashed and the thunder
crashed. Men, in their fright, ran against
the ticket wagon, over ladies, to and fro.
Many of the ladies screamed, fainted and
fell' After the storm had abated the great
canvass was explored, but no one was found
to be seriously injured.
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Tbe word "rebels" should never mora be
applied to the white men of South Carolina
The great Democratic ratification meeting
which was addressed by Hampton, Kershaw,
and others recently, was held in Columbia,
S. C, in tho open air, in the very midst of
the ruins created by Sherman's army an
immense opening in the very heart of the
city-and covered with fire scarred walls
and chimneys, as the victorious army left it.
It was known that Blair commanded the
famous Seventeenth Corpse, which swept
Columbia, and yet this vast assemblage of
Carolina's sons, ineluding Hampton, whose
own house is among the ruins, rent the air
with cheers for Seymour and Blair. Why?
Because Blair fought for a Constitutional
Union, and not for a military negro govern
ment Me is for the same Union still, and
these peoplo having accepted the issues of
tbe war now stand on his platform, and
ask no more than constitutional liberty.
Will the American peoplo refuse to restore
them this?
All SorU of Item.
Rind-erpost Throwing watermelon1
rinds on the pavement
He overcomes a stout enemy that
overcomes his own angor.
.Tho high destiny for which Butler is
reserved the gallows.
The greatest portrait painter a fash
ionable belle. She paints her own face.
.The height of impudence taking
shelter from the rain in an umbrella shop.
"Don't swear, boy; you will never
catch any fish-" "I'll swear if I don't, you
Beast Butler declares he never full ia
love. Ben, however, must feel spoony at
Fleshy persons may become lean by
eating slate pencils. It reduces them to a
mere cipher.
A grand mass temperance meeting
will be bold in Steele's grove, Chester Co.,
on the 3d inst
An Irishman remarked of a lady who
had been very kind to him, "Bedad, she's
a perfect gintleman I"
......Many a man thinks it is virtue that
keeps him from turning a rascal, when it's
only a full stomach.
.The Supreme Court of tho Sandwich
Islands has decided that a man cannot bo
hung for the crime of suicide.
......"No man is perfect" is a common
aphorism. We deny it We have known
many who were perfect fools.
......A sentimental bard wishos to know
"what is a home without a mother?" A
motherless home, we suppose.
"The cradle is woman's ballot-box I"
Yes, some of them deposit two ballots at
once. Now, isn't that illegal ?
The colored Odd Fellows of Penn
sylvania contemplate having a grand parade
in Ilarrisburg on the 15th of October next.
A man who claims an extraordinary
amount of veneration, says he respects old
age in everything except chickens for din
ner. The child's idea of a smile "ia the
whisper of a laugh." Some folks' idea of
a "sniilo" is something that conies out of a
black bottle.
A Fort Wayne gander charged upon
a couplo of timid young ladies and fright
ened them into convulsions. Was it with,
or without foathers?
The fewer relations or friends we have
the happier we arc. In your poverty they
never help you; in your prosperity they
always help themselves.
Children wouldn't cross their parents
so often when they are grown up, if they
were to cross their parents' knees a little
oftcner when they were little.
It is said that the reason why the
Radicals reduced the tax on whisky is be
cause it will take such an immense quantity
to carry on the Grant and Colfax campaign.
"How long did Adam remain in Par
adise before he hod sinned?" asked an ad
mirable cara sposa of her loving husband.
"Till he got a wifo," answered tho husband,
A young lady from the country, now
visiting tho city, writes thus: "Nobody
isn't nothin now which doesn't holo up her
cloze, and.'the hier you hole em up the more
yu are notised,"
Miniature photographs of Grant, set
n breastpins, have been served out to the
southern negroes by the Radical party, and
are worn by those fragrant suffragans in the
bosoms of such as have shirts.
......A .husband complains sadly at tho
price of "ducks." His wife recently bought
three for two hundred and twenty-six dol
lars, viz : A "duck" of a dress, a "duck"
of a bonnet, and a "duck" of a parasol.
A married eouple has recently been
discovered in Chicago, who have actually
been living together for ten years, and never
applied for a divorce. Barnum is about
concluding an arrangement to exhibit them.
At a county fair in New Jersey a lit
tle boy, who was running about bawling
loudly, was asked why he cried so, replied :
"I want my mammy; that's what's tha
matter. I told the darned thing she'd lose
A CERTAIN steamboat captain had become
popular on the river as a commander, and
wa3 about to take ohargo of a new boat, one
of the handsomest that was ever built ia
the West. On the evening proceeding tho
morning she was to leave port, he was in
duced by one of the owners to visit his
house, where there was to bo a party of
ladies, some of whom wore to be his pas
sengers to New Orloans. The captain felt
a little queer about going ; ho was more at
home on the hurrioano deck, or the social
hall of his boat, than in the drawing-room
among ladies. He summoned up courage,
however, went, and was introduced to tho
"Captain P., said ono of his lady pas
sengers, "you must be a happy man to bo
master of so beautiful a boat"
"Sho is a beautiful boat, madam ; sits on
the water liko a duck." He was "in town"
as long as the the conversation was about
"Captain D.," said anothor lady, a blue
stocking of the Lydia Languish, tribe,
"what do you think of the immortal Shake
spesre?" -'.'
"Think, tnadaml think 1 I think she
burns too much wood, draws too much wa
ter, and ctrriei too little freight"

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