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The Modern Fable of the Club Member Who Had tIadNo No Theories The rles to tQonr Offer
THERE WAS a tot of ofDolly ofDolly ofDolly
Dolly Gray Gra who 110 had aotMns aotMnsto
OE O to do in the Afternoon except exceptlook exceptlook t tlook
look for Kitchen help t ° theyed they theyred tlleycr1anzld
Club at wldeb vaeareons Maeareonsrrgznz vaeareonsat
ed a
rrgznz rrgznzaee
at aee srrtE red d and Current Evito received receivedv receivednary
v a sassy sas Y RaPPometimes RP R2PSoIIlttimes
nary I1i1 SoIIlttimes U they would w P put t their Uirds UieirHtads theircads
to Bad wt t wHy It is is istlJat
Htads cads ds together
that 8that tilt beetlebrowed Public prefers prferDimple preferstile
tile Dimple 1ta8 lt to their Wu reamed reamedttyui IetttTDedfuk vned vnedgk
fuk aj Wing DIdo to somtthtng real realipemu realWetty
by Comrae COmrade r YteterUnek YteterUnekv e eVrai k ktfaj
Wetty ipemu ttyui
v Vrai u tfaj rai tiri times they tM ha b settled ttW ail ailrttstandlng aUgtstandlng alleatsanding
rttstandlng Difference between Capi Capiaid Capill
and LnKT LI Lat tor + r but they the forgot to send sendWord sendt endWord
ll t ai mtereated Parties httrtiatrop Partiesr
Word tl ord f ro > the th
Pay they all took hold of a long longPM longRI longng
I trop r
and pulled Rodyard Kip XipH1g XipH1gd ng ngVn
Vn RI n re f from < m his Pe Pedo atal tal The TII only onlybing onlyking
d 4 king iugn bing < nir t that t saved Kip XIIilng < lng was that He HeHit becid hecad
hear alytbb about It ItBIt ItBit
cad nt n
rallied around the themie theHOlle thelie
° they
BIt vhn VI h n
T Topics pies that was where wbe they theyWlpn tJleyleI theyre
HOlle lie mie a
> re Wlpn Wh n it came to se kt setting + tfng down downiui3 downHU downt
leI naturalborn naturalbornnlines natuIbornJr
fm f ffl nresjrfnc the
HU t iui3 iia3 J
Jr inet nlines inls nc s of f r t he Little Folks they were werevw werey ere erefwnd
fwnd y vw nJ Fancy FancyrKV Fancyl Fancynaih
rKV l Silnriiv naih they the took up Man and andk andhim and1e1
1e1 k him to Pieces One Week they theyt theyIr
+ t trial ut h was absolutely No Noii Noat
Ir p ii 1 n nl < i at t the < he next RoundUp they theyu
u d f w aye < and n nd < i Means of keeping keepingrm k ping pingrfT1
rfT1 rm p d HOIM li nn A Girl who had been
Myrtles Plan Planr
r the tb Bargain Counter since the Year Tearthe Yearth Yearthe
< the th Big Wind and no Takers arose arosejnd alOllPJOd aroseand
and named to know why If Man llanllch was wassuch wassuch
such llch a Bunch of Trouble they were weret
it > t willing l linF to get shot of him hi She SheM SIteU
M a hxitta and the Executive Com Committr COmnittte Commlttre
mittr threatened to take her herIWiI License Licenseiway Llceneenos
IWiI iway from her if she didnt behave behaveMyrtle bebavertt behaveYyrtr
Myrtle rtt Mcraw M draw bad a My ry hot Pa Par
r tied itd with Blue mba Rlb u on how howi Itowmak howrakr
i make Hunt so o attractive that the theilTieket tb tbeal thekaiTicket
ilTieket eal Tickrt would > old not care to go godaring 10hmng gohaatng
daring out ev 0 ry y Evening Myrt yrthad yrthadJlIIt had hadjwt hade
jwt e t Mtwtied fS ea < IIJ reed d it tiO ft om a School for Girls Qirtsad 0IrIashe
ad she had a ol i > t of beautiful 1 Theorteinat Theorlet Theorte neoi1f41lIt >
j tout were 9 mr1y m ly weJttas wUu to be ffest froeRtitten ffestMiten j
Miten She hfo allowed a ± ilo lowed that If a wifeaid Wife WifeTOW 1V1Ie1U11t
TOW put tissu a 14eDer T Jr r SMtdes S OR all allhe aD1 anhe
+ he Lamps an > surround tta 4 > s Old Bqjr Bqjrth I
th plenty of of Sofa Piiow PilOWIIad and nd persit per petnil perrit < <
nil him u Smolrt fl 5 and then t n flit to the theian theanu 1
ian anu < > and do a crooning Love Song Songvouid I
I r lit would be so Charmed with his own ownWOX ownOXEN ownWOMEN
WOX OXEN K LOVE TJOLT KMT KMTBooty xmreautJ 11Ubeauty
Booty eautJ Not EssaatJal ttal to Oommaad OommaadOne 0MeIIa 0MeIIaeminiDe vott wand wandfeminine
feminine eminiDeOne Adsairatlon AdsairatlonOne
One of the most renvrrXaWe rem rtcable traits inthe in inih Intbe
the ih feminine organism Is vJ he e e tendency tendencywomen teadeDeyor
or f women a mlD to fail in k Itve IQve ve with men menwlrfse aaen1ltSe menah
wlrfse ah se plainness of feature to obvious obviousij o vious viousoJ
II ij oJ th point of positive ugliness ugUL > e8S and andla aDd1J
la a ages 111I > > and countries this tendency t
has been een strikingly etrlldn l demonstrated demonstratedIn
In this connection the name of Wra WraIeau K ra ratew Nbeau
beau one oi tbe leading spirits of the themnch
French F nch revolution re lution will rise to the thememory the1nrmory thememory
memory of the reader for it will be beremembered bef bereIaembered
remembered f l mbertd that this man whose face faceas
+ as hideously pockmarked and andTlur whose whoseure whoseSgure
Tlur ure was short and unwteldly wieldly exer exers exertW
tW s a fascination over the fair sex sexwas
i iieh > was a little III tie short of marvelous marvelousas
It ease as a said iol indeed that no woman womanal1 WOIIIaI1uld womanul1
al1 resist rl ist the tta Caliban of politicsonly politics politicsvb
vb ll w 1 only onl attractiveness lay In his hisWJovbted Ia18IJfJoblfd hisi
i WJovbted girt of etonuence elo uence after Jkfteris fter
i is i death Ms rooms were ere found to tomain tomain tomain
main numberless uumb > rless love letters from fromsorts fro froJOrls fromis
sorts is and conditions of I women womenany womenany
r4IIy any of whom declared their passioi passioihyperbolic
hyperbolic strain And yet yetau t Mfrn Mfrnu 1QrRlU
lU au u was so o ugly that his hideMttJess hid eu eusd
sd d i into a 1 byword in the streets of ofJan ofar
lar Jan ar at the h period in question
A tt 1 the th present time there is a body lad
1 nnrnl nf nfirr td in a private asylum suffering
w melancholia lI1 < brought t about by b an aniuit anuited
t urtljuitf iuit uited < vi love affair The object of ofunfortunate
unfortunate creatures worship is isf Isltttlin iscertain
1 f ltttlin im comic t mie < singer e whose preten pretenalfl ten
r ° ns t Rood looks are anything bat butand
t and as a matter of fact he to
leered soldered lI idlrtd by b mutts m8 p people k to be the therlor
i4ett t t OTItdtar upon the dish
I rr > i
1 rlor Qr many months the admiring g girl girlto
I rot ardent h fetier t > tfM to tile player and
i 1 leeSer twver rfe r was in the t e habit o of await
await r tibiaxit Ws txit it from the stage door when whenO whenOUM wbeD1Ioud
I k
O 1Ioud OUM press upon him flower flowerO
1 1 I r O and other otherh gifts Eventually Eventua1l7i Eventuallyucte
j i h at lndUet duct ucte ucteduct becanl becanlactor b ecame so o pronounced prououucedII
the hactor
actor who is a married n1a n1a41r man ironher
1 41r Seated l ln with her parents and ander
latter titer er took the
II tm young woman away
London ndon
forthwith However Bo ver i ihim she
him e rid roo mt1 incessantiy T antiy anl1 after her uaslchtly uaslchtlyVVM unsi = tttly
1 and nd Ytry 1 r ry y soon had to be con conriVs
riVs ytd Pd to o the natcriam b where rfhe rfhei bherena1ns e
+ mains a victim of a hopeless
i a jr
i for h r onE whom ucllDea ugline s it as
PIUOUS uous as his hi talentyears talent
= ra n1 years eari ago ilk writer
rN ed i rtars f0 eneouni elMOUn o n
rharmiii rharmiiish rho
i g 1 ladyy d who btfonued
I hp t that sh h possessed an D absolute absoluteo a lute
C r ft very tr > P plalnf plainfaaltted tured men menctrtain meni
i z lag g Was a certain c rtaiu pathos In their tn11rtw theirn
n r rtw shE ° he ti aTerred averred wh which < constrained constrainedp COb8traI
admt dm
n >
1 p prfled prnt rerration rUoa and eventually eventuallya eventuallyconaieteney
ng a consistency by marry nmrryt marrycountenance
nlEman eman e wboee
ueman countenance countenancerv
Pt a t fa farth u
ac thr lr r to pn prove P tor tora > ve e the Darwinian DarwInianth
rv r of tf t the
th t S SsuhiJl1 a relationsbJp relationshi P of anon to toM
an n a thousand
M suhiJl1 discourses
sub b a courses on oneS onh
h ge1 ge1oafs eS er ject H t COUM mid 10 ° the tinetriage mlrrlage mlrrlageI rriage rriagen
I unin oafs n being an exceedingly ex tncly happy happythe happya
7 ° oe which icb
a recalls the to
I sere topsytur topsyturi pry tur
i rtt F Fo rtam n 1 l The T he MId MIdqmi iiltlmmtper nier er Nights Nightss
f3i o If w < > ° if f comes handrom s from Prague whereleJ where whereandsomest wherel
leJ l i fil coy l > of f tfh the far fairand ar handsomest and es t girls la in that thatli thatNitre
tUItd Nitre a women omen h bu < ui recwntly rectntlyea rectntlyear w niv nivr5y es esmerchant
< r r5y n gay I yours oung merchant of surpass surpascharacterlrtics
li u81y f
g breaU tJnUgIY ng facial characterlrtics c and andflar
J a
1he stature of rive ffoet set only
j 1 the t oRms maiden had Previously > > refused refuaedand refusedan
o f
floc and an 1Palthl It more mor than an on one onefloc hand handsome handsomeat ome omethat
that at I rose suitor and she avern averred averredanU1 > d dc
c anU1 u t not dawned in her heart heartharfti heartdWa
flar harfti dWa ike t e moment nlntwheB when ben 9n she beheld her herl hererr
= = A a err knoLeband knoLebandtamely o n and tamely to UCIy admirer The pair pairI
I hob their
bohemiaa friends by theeast the
east ° t uJalent for beauty auty and
i dJUbU dubUesd taecriptle l cripUon nhich r hhh hk h will willX
I t their tir t e re to them throughout throughout1h
1h X fact fanever Uves Uvestver b
ever Atdeo tl ° that tbtta < IIO man howy how
1 rrwia r Illmlf x xl
i l cf tn n aots nIDIP nIDIPI > glp glpd
d 1
1tt >
tt q
Fireside that it would never occur to tohim tohim I
him to put on his Things and go 0 Down DownTown DownToWD DownTown
I Town for a little while Myrt bad it itall Itau iti
i all figured f re out with herself She was wasfor wuI wasfor
I for a Caeery C leery Home with an If P9 Angora DOr
The School Teachers Scheme Schemeon
on n the Prayer Rug and a glowing Bed Bedof Bedof Bedof
of Coals in the Grate GrateA
A reformed School Teacher who be belonged belonged ¬
longed to the Club Iub took a different differentTack differentTack
Tack She never had been n Married Marriedbut Marriedbut Marriedbut
but sheknev she kne knelV v how to manage a Man Manbecause Manbecause
because she he had worked tbe whole wholething wholethine wholething
thing out In Algebra She said that thattbe thatthe thatthe
the boas Scheme for anchoring the theWageEarner theWageEarner
WageEarner was to supply him with withan withan withan
an Atmosphere Atm08Pb of Culture right at athome athome athome
home Then he wouldnt have to go
i out to a Saloon in order to fl ftd d it She Sheadvised Sheadvised
advised each Wife to back the Pro Provider Proiliff Provider ¬
vider into a Corner at 730 P M and andread
I read Ralph Waldo Emerson to him himLater himLater himLater
Later on by way of Recreation they theycould theyCOuld theycould
could take a couple of Leaves out of ofthe oftbe ofthe
the Dining Room Table and play Au Authors Authon Authors
thors A Husband who was kept busy busytrying busytrying
trying to guess the most celebrated celebratedWorks celebratedWorks
I Works of Nathaniel Hawthorne would
i never hanker for a Stag Party at t the theClub theClub
1 Club or a Social Session at the Lodge LodgeRoom LodgeRoom
Room RoomAnother
I Another Ledy L dy who had been doing doinga doin
a Monologue for forty odd Years put putup putup
up a Theory that Home Life lost all allAttraction al1A allAttraction
Attraction A for Married Men because becauseof
I of the horrible Evaporation of Loves LovesYoung
Young Drear She said that the theHoneymoon theHoneymoon
Honeymoon ought to be made a Con Continuous Continuous ¬
tinuous Performance Pedo rmance Even those thOi e who whohad whoad whohad
had ad been married for Twenty Years Yearsought Yearsought Yearsought
ought to sit around on one another anothertalking a atisthertalking ther thertall
talking tall ng Baby Talk and trading Con Conversation Conversation ¬ I Ivenation
versation Hearts HeartsThen HeartsThen I ITheft
Then there arose a stern sf r Woman who whohad whohad 110
had been to the Mill and got her Grist GristShe GrlatSh GristShe I
She Sh carries earns a line of Black Goods in inStock inSto InStock
Stock Sto k because she never knew at what whatMinute whatMinute
Minute she would need n them Four Fourtimes Fourthne5 Fourtimes
times had she looted loo1u the Preacher Preacherstraight PnacherIItraight Preacherstraight
straight in the Eye and taken an aw awful awful ¬ i
ful Chance Of the Theories of Hone HojneHalclng Honellaldnc HoneMaking
Making she knew w precious prec little but buthen batIt butwen
wen hen it came eJItieto to a working diug knowledge kaow knowledgefan
6 4 fan LnU as be is oatmtrurted nowadays nowadayshe cI4Js cI4Jsas
the he was has as there wits wit the Godds Goddsyen Gondaen
yen en MBjyuaJUjr ass 4ltyJUi f into tart tartlove t w wU6es 1n1
< U6es es etoeintpssv tJeiIIIae Hfce have those thoseptebJov e i ie
ptebJov love e Home so well w l that they can canno cannof
no nof IoI be dragged out taner after they t1te are areCUrled 0903 Q9o4curled 0903curled
curled up U for or l the Evening On the tneother th theother 1
other hand we have those who tele telephone telePhmK teephone ¬
phone > ahead when they t q are coming comingof
of woman 0IDIt said pfd this kjsbwledge 1qIIb wIMp ought oughtto
to console comae a corns of f the 4 wfeose e faces are arenot arenot arenot
not exactly our argues fortMnea hut butratber rather rathertbe ratherthe
the reverse reverseNot NVertleNot reverseNot
Not many man years tt asjb a criminal of ofrevolting ofrevelUDc ofrevolting
revolting appearance was placed in the thedock thedock
dock of an American court to undergo undergohis uod uodi
i his trial for various riowl huge frauds It Itmay Itpe ItMay
may perhaps pe ape hardly be credited but butit butit
it If r nevertheless neverthek neve thekes a fact act that this in individual IndlvId in individualwas ¬
dividualwas dlvId dividual was shown In b the course of ofthe ofIe ofthe
the Ie evidence to have fascinated ao aofewer DOfeWer nofewer
fewer than seven women four of ofwhom orwbom ofwhom
whom were Weleladles ladies of good family and andeducation andeduqtJon andeduc
education eduqtJonEYe educ educationEven don donEden
Even when his foul misdeeds became becameknown becameDon becameknown
known to them these seven women womencontinued womencontinued womencontinued
continued to write impassioned letters lettersto
to the object of their affection nor nordid nordid nordid
did the mans hopeless hope1e ugliness s seem seemto seemto
to aCect aC < ect their worship any IiY more than thanhis tbanId thanhis
his Id crimes had served to do doHe
He was sentenced teDced to a long term of ofimprisonment ofduring ofimprisontaert
imprisonment during which time he hereceived herfcelved
received lved various visits from the fool foolish foolbib ¬
ish females who ought certainly to tohave tohave
have ba ve transferred their devotion to tosome toIIOme tosome
some worthier if not handsomer haJ1 omer fel fellow fellow ¬
low creature creaturePathetic creaturePathetle creaturePathetic
Pathetic enough was the case of a ayoung aMop ayoung
young shop assistant who fell In love lovewith loveWIUt lovewith
with a male employe in the same sa me astablls es establisnineat eatabllli11
tablisnineat tabllli11 > bteata a Dt a man of exceedingly exceedinglyplain exceedlaClyPlaiD exceedinglyplain
plain countenance The latter who whowas whowas whowas
was ab aldy djr engaged to be married marriednatrntlly marriedDtlt marriednattvotly
natrntlly Dtlt 11 repelled the girls frlS advances advanceswhereupon adVDCellw advanceswheseapD
whereupon w she drowned drown < < herself in the theadjacent theadjaeeat theadjaceaa
adjacent canal leaving lea vlq a note wherein whereinshe whereinsbe whereinshe
she actually stated atat d that it was his hisundoubted hiswadoubted hisundoubted
undoubted ugliness which bleh had first led ledher ledber ledher
her to think about him Such be behavior behicvIor behavior ¬
havior seems arnost inconceivable incon vable and andcan andcan andcan
can only 001 be attributed to the exuaonUaa extraordinary extra extraordinary ¬
onUaa ordinary 1 fascination which bieh ugly men menh merhv
hv have h ve exercised from time immemorial immemorialover immemorialOer
over tbe u hearts of the other sex sexla 8eLIu sexIn
la title connection it may be interest interesting interestiur t tIAI ¬
ing to recall a society formed some someyears someyears omeaao
years ago 2n n an American city by a ahandful abandtulofeeeentric ahandful
handful bandtulofeeeentric of eccentric young ladles ladl The Themembers TheIMJDberII Themembers
members of this society solemnly solemnlypledged solemDlyIlJIe solemnlypledged
IlJIe pledged aecI themselves to marry none but butthe
the Ugliest t of male humanity on o the theground theI thegrid
ground that t plainfeatured men in invariabty Inmade invariably
I variably made excellent husbands husbandsHowever bnsban bnsbanI husbandsr
I However Howe this queer society enjoyed enjoyedbut
I but a brief rpan of life and was soon soondissolved wonftd soondimolved
dissolved ftd though several of the for former former ¬
I mer members adhered to their resolu resolution re resoluticn oIu oIutien ¬
tion by espousing very illfavored IUtavorectIi gent gen gentlemen ¬
t tlemen tlemenToi tkmenloI
ea8 ea8Fotegfs s
Ii Toi Fotegfs r Kidney CUre makes the kW kWneys kWne kidnays
nays ne and bladder 1M right Contains Coatalca Coatalcaine noth nothing nothing ¬
ing Injurious Johnson Pratt I 0 0MUIWONS 0I 0I 0I Ce Cej
I Rh umatisrn b ° Cm CmI
I t
I Xo G remedy has as cored t M so tnaay m mall ny of o Rbmraa Pbenmalsm Rbmraatlsm RMumat
tlsm t m Gout and 4 lumbago < baa asnjr as II my III Rttu Rttumatlsm Rh lthrumanse lI lIJaaUsm
manse Care C lire Try ry It and then Hd rood goodbye roodbjre d dbe
bye to cmtcaes ru t claes canes ao sod < t pains h dor doraot dPtaao dortsot
sot ao put the disease to Seep but drives It Itfrom 1tfrotn nfrom
from the sstem stem Relieves pain la from fromoae fromOM fromeat
eat to 0 tbr tbr4e e N roars > nn and com cnwrally 1rft1ft l lI
I before one sal his been used oaedllusron UIitCLUlAYI usedYuayuo
llusron D N Ulvcli Iteb Hazel H I Soap makes IB ft nee neeskis tfc tfcskla Ukla >
skis la son as vrtre 1 lye 15 < < Sold evctjrwkrrc ewrowc ewrowci evetrwherei
i ttmmyum II Immlw Cw fares s Ottarrk Ottarrki tank
ale rw eallo w aeA 11 Sat r rt rc lops afArrtma
t i > = 2 v 51
> >
c t
> Home so that it wont be too much of ofa ofa
I a Shock I have tried both Kinds and andif andIf andif
1 if it came to a tossup I dont ont believe believeI
I I should pick either My M Preference Preferencewould Prefenmeewould Preferencei
would be for the Kind that is around aroundI aroundndwhen
I I when he is lsneeded needed and that keeps ke ps eMIt erti
i of the way during the long I Intervals Interv in inbetween b1betWeeft anbetween
between but I never met that kind ex except except except
cept in my Dreams DreamsI
I I will iIl say this for afl of them bow bawever bowevei bowever
ever For the first Month they cant canti C1ttbe cantbe
i be shooed beyond the Front Dour TIle Tnei TIleWite TheWife
i Wife who bo is not Next to the Habits of ofthe ofthe f I
the Critter sees him sitting there all allI allevening
I evening surrounded by tile Wedding WeddingPresents Weddin WeddinPresents WeddingPresents I
Presents and reading a History of the tbeUnited theLnited theUnited
United States > > presented by his Fellow FellowEmployes FellowI FellowEmployes
I Employes at the Wholesale House and andshe andI andshe
I she he tells herself that Domestic Life is isa faa isa
a Cinch But there comes an Evening Eveningwhen FvenIqwhen Eveningwhen
when he lowers tbe Volume of History Historyand Historyand Historyand
and listens for somebody to call him up upon upon
i on the Phone and say that Adams of 01Galesburg ofGalesburg
1 Galesburg is waiting for him at the Ho Hotel Hotel
tel She never met Adams of Gales GalesI Galesburg
1 burg bur She never will meet Adams of ofGalesburg ofGale8burg
Galesburg but she will hear about him himI himnow II i
I now and then also that Balancing the theBooks theBooks
Books at the End of the Month put putI putting putting I
I ting somebody through the Blue Lodge Lodgeor
or the Consistory and a Meeting of ofthe ofthe ofthe
the Directors of o the Business Mens Mensi MeD MeDLEague MensLeague
i League and the Committee on Street StreetImprovement Streeti
I Improvement Then the Time will come comeI comewben comewhen
I when no Story goes with the Exit She Shew Shewill Shewill
w will ill go to the Kitchen to count up the theBreakage theBreakage theBreakage
Breakage for the Day Da and when she shereturns shei shereturns
returns she will have tbe Front of the
Executing a Oat Like Sneak SneakHouse SneakHOUM SneakHouse
House all to herself he ft for he will have haveexecuted haveexecuted haveexecuted
executed a catlike Sneak That Is Iswhen iswhen I Iwhen
when she l Ie wants to join a Whist hist Club Cluband Clubaa4 Cluband
and buy a Motto otto reading as follows followsAbsence foIlowsAbience followsAbsence
Absence makes the Heart Grow GrowFonder GJ4WFonder GrowFonder
Fonder FonderKow FonderuNow FonderNow
Now I love to bear the Wise Sisters Sis Sisters SI8ten ¬
ters get up and do dotJtelr their Stunts at a aClub 8Club aClub
Club Meeting MeeU g but Warn un here re to tell tellthem tenthem tellthem
them that when the Other Half of the theSketch theSketclt theSketch
Sketch wants to duck away he will es escape eape escape ¬
cape pe and cI you cant hold blm by playing playingon
on tbe Piano or readmjrBmersons read s Es Esssy EaIn EsIve
ssy Ive billed everrtktar e from put puttinMorphine
I tinMorphine t ingM Phlae in his Coffee Co up apto aptoI to Idpwta Bret
I Force FOr e and now when numbe 11 11to mtmbea j 4 Unglns Unglnsto
I to get r Mtjeas > bi beui t1 7 p mS m miTJ miTJI T T Thlm hs11n an4
I bun Ide ms Ha4 n4HW MMft him bacute ewmefR ewmefRas III IIIquietly ina
a as quietly as pouibM pouibMMORAL potlsl potlslMORL
MORAL True happiness must be betaken
taken In n broken Doses DosesCopyright DoeesC DosesCopyright
Copyright C wrlght 1902 190 by Robert Howard HowardRussell HowardR1JtUieU HowardRussell
Russell RussellBOOM R1JtUieUDr Russellr I
Dr r W a W T ar rbue ue ueBOO1T I
Being Bei comparatively a stranger and lit litL ilt
tie acquainted I = here and desiring only to tomeet
meet the people and d introduce U my work r
I will for a L limited time put in one or
two fillings at about the coat of materials materialsused matelialsuBed materialsused
used for any anyone one coming to ray y office officevis otflcvlL officevas
vas visSilver Silver filling worth flW 1ro to JlJMi 118 25 cts
Gold filling worth 200 10 50 5 cents
These fillings are not made by a hired hiredassistant blredassistant hiredassistant
assistant but by myself The materials materialsused materLtlsused materialsused
used are the best that can be bought I Iam 1am Iam
am not running a dental parlor or adver ¬
tising office and never expect exp ct to I do dothis dOthis dothis
this only to aid me in becoming estab ¬
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