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CLRYBODY ERYBODY iu our tom declared that < Cyrus CyrusJackson 4TI1sJackson
E Jackson was a lazy goodfarnothing ant antconsidered and andconsidered
considered that 110 was tl discredit not onlyto only onlyto
to his parents but to thc yi11nge botiause bo nuso whon whono tvheuother
o other her boys were working on tho farms or in tb tbTlnngo the thevillaso
Tlnngo stor store Cyrus sat around and seemed to be benlmost bealmost
almost sleepy sleelpywhile while the th flies buzzed about his head headin 11C1Hin
in in clouds One d3 day however when he took out outpateritiorn a apatent
pateritiorn patent forafly y pnperthat caught more m rc flies than t1U1I1any thanany
any other and began to manufacture this paper laperin paperIn
in In enormous quantities selling it rill over the couu couutry co un untry
try in wagonlonds to every druggist in the lund nde ndesuddenly l lsuddenly
suddenly nwoko to the fact tJ1 tiiat t4ho ho was a brainyinventor brainy brainyincltor
inventor and W38 rapidly becoming the wealthiest wenlthiusterSOll wealthiestperson
person > erSOll in IInzarack After that we were quite quitlproud quiteproud
proud of him and poil1 pointed ed to his big flvpnpcr fac factory factory
tory with great 5nti satisfactiou factioll telling nIl visitors that thtC thatCyrus
C Cyrus rus Jtlokon J employed seven hundred boys an anSirls and andgirls
girls there therehell thereWhen
When hell C Cyrus rus1 had cl filled llcd all the drug and grocery grocerytores grocerystoro8
tores rjth his goods he docided to go abroad und undplnro andplace
place fly B paper iriovery hi overy and for it is almost Ull UllImoyu unknown
known outside dI I our country although the flies fliesperhaps fliesperhaps
perhaps for that very cry reason tire much more mOlCnUmCfUS morenumerous
numerous lel everywhere W11ere else lifter traveling in man mann many
c ti S n foreign country with great plcasuro and much muchprofit
t profit he at last reached that faraway aroway and almost ahnostunhe almostUnheardof
unhe Unheardof dof land the kingdom of GI1Urrn GI1UrrnThis GhurraThis
This realm is never placed on the maps in the therr thegeography
geography eogr hy because Icing Oleo its ruler has for forbic1don forbiddon
rr bic1don it n8 he 10 doesnt desire it to bc advertised advcrtisedat
at all b but t we wh hq have travale traveled know nIt all nbQutit nbQutitwlJich aboutxitwhieh
wlJich iS117t isu t much after nU as its a tmafllHl1gdol11 amarlkingdontalthough tmafllHl1gdol11nltlumgh
although Yer very pretty pr tty and wealthy we31thyYhcl1 wealthyWhett
Yhcl1 O Cy TUS > us arrived in the ei eit t of Ghurzn lIeoon lIe
50011 oon learned that a very er Peculiar eculiar condition of affairs affairsprcJncd affairsPrev
prcJncd Prev ailetl there thcr n state of f things things that amused amusedI
1 Jlim I t itit Y very lY much In fact the people wem so n i ifC in int
fC terested tcrestedi1fit iiiit tlu thiit tvery very fV t had time thn l a td t t4 talk withhint With Withhim
him about sly y paper at aU and oven the druggists druggistswho
who 110 were awful gossipers continually wandered wanderedltwJty wanderedawry
awry from the subject find began to talk about the t11Qone theone
one interesting ntcre5tinaall matter that absorbed thc minds l1i 5 of ofall
all the people peoplcThis peoplethis
This was the 13nehelor J3n helor Printass Pri11 ross as the kings kiniseldest kingseldest
eldest daughter was called ForlUllino was har harname horr horname
name mil she was the eldest of ofsix six Alice r Erncs Erncstine Ernes5tine +
tine Mandoline 1andoine Et11elberta and Genevieve bein bei G Gthe d dthe
the names of the others Formaline was was nOv almast al almQst
mast O years coflrs old un age never before bof rc reached
by n princess before showas 1Uarricd marriccland nnd so far far8h9 tarsl
sl 8h9 lied up batxayc eta eclo iiot tli slJg Slightest est desire to wed cd cdor
0 or c coarse ur5c everybtly erj Sfly IS mt mtirest restM dill in tIle marriage marrlagef
f n nrinces5 a at t any time but b tjn in thi this c case se there thereii1tS theregas
gas a lrcbon for most absor absor6irtb htg interest f for r the i iInn
Inn in Ghurr wq sway that 1l0 younger princesscould princesscouldwed
wed tcd until tlioeldesthad tJI eldd6t ad been disl disposed > oscd of in nutri inntriton3 nutriJj1011
Jj1011 ton3 I Ilitherto i Rrtofor for hundre hundreds s of yearstliis years t1 s l law lawInd w wllod
llod been du duly y observed but It really seemed that thatno thatnote
no note it would have me to be altered for nothing would wouldinduce wouldinduce
induce l olmaliuo to consider the matter of her herw herwedding
w wedding < dhlg for a minute minuteShe minuteShe
She refused to givemore giyo more than n scornful glance glanceM
M any of thl the uum many princes who came rr from m dis distaut distant
taut lands to ask for l1 her r hand or win her love and andslut andalts
slut niade all manner of fUll of each of them ridi ridiQuJing ridiouliug
QuJing thol11 them and mimicking their was ways until she sheIunde shefr
made eell the king laugh although lie le wanted anted her heret or or1p
fr 1p ct lUQrried as DlJ1ch ni ch 81 did her poor sisters each eachof eachof
of whom was much in love with n handsome prince princeThc princeThe
Thc eldest princess was always dcqp in somc somcJuoer some somequeer
queer < study of which 1obod nobody r in all the realm had hndthe hadthe
the least idea such things as psychology ost ostolog
olog osteology bO botany tU1Y and geology eol Occup occupying ing nearly an anllcr allher
her time although she pAinted beautiful pictures picturesalso
3 also O now and ud then wandering far into the forest forestfor forestfor
for suljcts for her brush At tbese times many a aooorll
lovelorn ooorll foreign prince wou woul 1 accampany her lerJ in inthe inthe
the hope that among the locl lovely woodland wo dlnlld scenes her horrA herbard
rA bard heart would soften and Formaline wou would d d1iitell
listen lint it was in vain sin that they besieged her herihc hershe
she was like Jik marbleThe marble marbleThe
The lovers of her fie istcrs simply hated For Formnline
mnline forthes for they wore ntltt all at great pe150 ° t110a in
Ghurr with their manysontmts many servants and the time seas wusplI seasn
plI passing sing r1 rapid rapidly ly Y n =
Ye will be I1C all all old grfly gravbear rd ere hl tJlS s girl finds findsmate findsmate
mate I cried Obarn a Milesian ifilcsiftu priu Prinacwho cwlto had Imdnited hadtwtite1
twtite1 nited nC8r nearly y two y years rs fo fof his bride I look in inthe
the hc glass daily for whitehairs wlutc tur > > I
1 in the Ghurra almshouse i if it keeps keep6on
on much longer I declared Skitncsoln n prince > riilco
from Borneo I Itatto an1e scarcely ton shillings left 10ftnd
find nd unless I CAn borrow Ill be u pauper pauperIt I IIt
It willcon will come e to eloping with Alice tjaidPrince
Ilentonka incmonkotJm the Italian We Ye ctumot waitior wait for over on onthe onthe
the whims of this olnnaid olnnaidThats 011 nnid11 nnid11Thats
Thats what she will soon be if f sbodo05ut she doesnt got
it gait on 1 n cried 011ant uand nnd the Prino ss Ethel Ethelrttt
Jrtrt rttt will bl bo in her dQt dotage rerho Who taut to marry an anrId
rId d crone crone croneBut 1 1But
But FClrmalinc was aot old and she was as 111emost file mast
beautiful of the sb ldvely 1 vely sinters and bcsi los os th that t
hers r was wis the most thoughtful and earnest face
among th them m 8U She and
° really resolv resolved < d to marry IUttrryone
none one but n man who was distinguished for great
iuhicements and so fax she bud met none during during3tor
her twenty years years of life although 11UtB ninny metc ncllTisitcd risitcd
fie land seeking for her UU
hand handShe l4HJtttf l4HJtttfSlIC < 4
She had uidrond read Gf grot groat molt warriors St stataenien stataenienscieittist5 ttlil11B11 ttlil11B11ieJttists
ieJttists riter4 and cartoonists the latter ntter being beingprobably
prohl probably b1y the most worthy of aU men and sll s W851 wasnt t
r going t to throw herself away on anything in the man mftllline manline
line that ordinary and
WAS cqrnmanpu cammonpluco < < u us swore werothe sworethe
the foreiClI prJJ p4rn t who h hdng ftg nhut abouttlte the eoir coin 1 q v f
ping Oleo OleoWhy
0 Why they couldnt even COillpoe m musio Q or svritcpoetry write
poetry theta princBi and oasf as for grot d dtiedsthe dlthIY Y
11 were Ic ecsjiaoly oly abl able 10 ii think link of them without feoling fc 1ing
quite tired Iud wanting to lie down and rest Yet
so eager was she to l1 meet ect u rcal1 really great man 1or 1oranalino or orD1a1il10
D1a1il10 was always informed of every inns arrival
i at t all the hotels ill Ghurra find was tOld by the
j eel ecret < t service servioc police just what each had done nc or
I bc tverexpected cxpcetcd to do in the future
i Sometimctl when a stranger arrive she secretly
I Hoped that lIe would amount to something in the thef
wor Svorld d of art or science and that he ivou1JL be ask nskc
f c ing J1g for her hand but ul1fortunnt 1 lyiill 7nn the really
J great reftt and distinguished stranger who ho carne < m e 10
fmrra were ulrend already > married for Dame Dame 1ortunb 1ortunbattrllds 1 ortutt t3
attrllds to that matter prly in liferif wo wotil 1p l seom seomIInd seomand
and settles sct CI it rt for 4o9d o9d
so ns not to be bebot botl tgre tgree ere ereft
ft ftt a e
J J If r f di I r T4 How r f He I Saved a Prine Princess ess Life VOJ1
rrl Jr 1 iY 11
r t 1 I 1 Bride ric1e and IV Made acle Gt Other her rrin rrincO Prin Prinr cO cOn
i I
r i I n l cesses H Happy a ppy L
i J I h
rif 1 j < ti 1
about it1 it tlhin n h Ito5ets ets busylater busylaterierefore QUsy > later laterTJIQr9fore
TJIQr9fore ierefore th lp iov > rQ I yprin rig qss was athonrtafbt athonrtafbttor atliearl a bit bitdisappointed
tor ydisappointed disappointed ns werealHlor were allhor suitors ° alth althoughr althoughrofcouiso ug ugo
o ofcouiso cou1se nobody susp suspected ctcd it cXcept exeepther er mani manicure manicurefrom uri urifrom
from whom hom 110 secrets were bidden And thissecret thissecretdisappoint this secret secretdiscPp
disappoint discPp discPpiointnieutwas iointnieutwas cnt w s tile cause of the taunts nullts s11e sheaast sheaastat to sti stiat
at her lor s sisters stdrs ol1doring sarcttsticnn why a girl girlncedsa girlneedsa
ncedsa man n1i and nd why one must be compelled t fo have havethem ave avethorn
thorn dangling at her heels making googo eyes all allthe allthe
the time She said she preferred dogs dogsIn dogsIn
In fact site had taken a TOW once in early child childIlOodnoTor childhood
IlOodnoTor hood never to look twice nt n man whom 1ie her > dogs dOg3didnt dogsdidnt
didnt like md to this she had always alwa y adhercdquit adhercdquiteonstantb adhercd qui te teconstantly
constantly I will confess that I do mse m sc1t c011 c011sider cousider
sider it a pretty good rule for those whom 1Tiydogs my do s8
do not like I scarcely ever find nd worthbatllriug worthbatllriugabout worth bothering botheringabout h
about and those whom Tatters bites or Bruce Brucegrows Brucegrowls
grows growls at are never all allowed wed about the house alone
I think thell steal
spoons 1 Forma1ine was never neverscen neverseen
seen abroad without several dogs nt her 11 hmis ls sot sotters sotters
ters terriers and long bandyleggod dachsh dacbshun niIs 1s
being her favorites and the Doiso thoyma4e3sthqy thoyma4e3sthqysCAmpered they madetas thgy thgyscampered
sCAmpered l1 nfcrrily crriIy through the woods was the most mostcheerfufin mostcheerful
cheerfufin cheerful in her ears far pleasanter than t the ecom ecomp1imOJlts com complimetits
p1imOJlts of the lovelorn princes prillcasTho princesThe
The principal reason for or thQ girl bQilicur bQilicurrounded h9h gsur gsurpounded
pounded by dogs dog however Was that at 3 fiarR f U C Q c sung sungdangerous nd nddangerous
dangerous animal frequented thClC woods 1t M Ittt ns nsQ ts tsw
w Q fled Jedttho tlie lolacule and it
tva a large lar c SWi swift ntov ntovlip l0 l0i
lip i g voraeious orn us s sort rt of creature somcwhatrcS somewhat reseinbling reseinblinga fub n nn
n camel on l lens gs like those of n bear with h hip hipteeth p pteedl
teeth and 1n in insatiable atiablc appetite preferiug preferr l1 6m small 11
S generally but quite willing w1tm when thcirercnot
not forthcoming to d devour Our oven old ld4s scratitliy rat 1iltn 1iltnulldwol11Cu
ulldwol11Cu and women < tF i r t tThi
Thi This Molecule hnd set eyes on th the five ih pri princcsscs princcsscslong tSScs tSScsOl1g
long Ol1g bofoto boforo but had l1pvqr npverboon beau able r tt to cntcJ cntclthon cntclthonin h lt ltill r
ill tIt the forest In fact only Fonnalil1e 1 rcq f fthe equented illtcd illtcdthe
the somewhat dangerous woodlaiids woodla1l s when tl tltdrlpltp tltdrlpltprule lb lbcuIe
rule was known to b be in that at s ioiltitj ioiittty asi as rdpQi ll lt ltby tail tailby w
by the kings gamekeePers b The oldest princess pri n cess
however guarded bJ her Ier trusty truit d dogs gs scorll scorned d tp
slioty slt wfor four of any wild beast although IJm I am tImid
they could not hnvo defended her for very er long
against this immense and savage beast bigger thanan than 1honau
au elephant and more dangerous than ulion a lion
N Now W Cyrus Jackson who had the SAme tastes null
feelings regarding dogs Iud such things us the thelril1Ce theprincess
princess hawing Htin found it almost impossible to in interest interest
terest the druggists ill his fl fly paper because of theirabsorption their thoirabso
abso absorption liioll in the marriage question thought that
he would explore the deep shady wood surrounding
the city of Gburrn which w wds called the JJhubbhulri
1 Forest ore5t and taking his stick lIe strolled forth from
the 13humghan Hotel early
one morning with no nowarning nowarmnb
warmnb warning whatever of any an dtl11gcno dan Cron li beast 9tJ119diha 9tJ119dihaOlCClli calls fh
Molecule OlCClli or any nll other lln name 1C for or of this lid n1 had
IH hearl ftr < l 1l0thiJ1 nothing as everybody thought of but one
thuIg lhuigThe
Th The sun was scart sear ely Iy over over the low hills when 1m
found himself quite lost in the deep dark wood woodwith woodwith
with nothinG to guido his steps but n faint indica
don of lightly tro trodden den footprints in tho grn grass s footprints foot footptints
prints that led even deeper into the forest Follow
in these ho came suddenly upon upon a do dog who began
to bark ficrcoly and then ho found himself hiDls Jf cur currounded surrounded
rounded b by other dogs who however seeing at once
that ho was a dogs friend for ail dogs know one
instantly crowded around him with witIIevcry every cry sign sign ot
friendliness and delight ut meeting him
In another moment appeared the lonely Princess
Formalin Formaline who seeing her dogs all seemed tp be
friendly with the stranger at t once came came toward towardlim
him M s Cyrus had been corcfulI carefully > described to her
b the secret service police she he knewhinr knew him ° at on c
b bbthe t itl didnt know know4the 1the bealtiful beautifulprincess pr1uc S How Eoiota Howover
ota over having dogs to talk
about they s Qon
s aUr UtJ tiamf pjl Q u t Jkod along toga t gcthcrtis onel er bscur < i f Y
49f nntl ml thalt haitlia < JIi a a old t4d iF r
about his wonderful it flypaper paper she said thai thatisha sIelt8d sIelt8de ltad ltadrcaaabaut
rcaaabaut e dabout it ital an wish mslwiL4mlaTQosome toih11vcaomc in tliepalac tliepalacIll tlicpaIaceIll
Ill send you au a dozen packages today said saicltCyrus saidCyrus
Cyrus and also 150 s veral of my y pateITtgold Plated Platedholders late lateholders
holders so that you w v 5t t llJvc to touch it with sour sourpandsforr o r r113nds
113nds pandsforr fo its trca tr 111cidousl ndous1y n sti stidot i l Then lle llesI1owe leshowed i
showed her e some sn samples I < 7 5 fly pn11er Pp u er whIch he henhv1YSclrrlCd healways
nhv1YSclrrlCd always carried with withhi hI hIVhnt
What Q cn earth is it made of on asked the r prin princess
cess VJ V hat nfls is iU it and please tell me what t9 use useo useto
to o take it off when it sticks to my hands or my mydress in Y Ydress
dress F
t I It
t thats l l a great grq i Sccret secret I claimed c = Oyrus Oyruslaughing TJus TJuslaughing
laughing Cant tel t tThc tt ttThe
Thc princess who whsl1ot mss iiot used to being g refused refusedanything
anything pouted a bit bibut but just then the dogs aU aUbegan allbegan
began to bark wildly a fi4rusl drush into the underbrush underbruslIwith underbrushwith
with their tails betwecn bettteentlieir eir 1cA iegs g sh showing wing signs g of ofterrbr of ofterror
terror i
M MWhats
Vhats t1IC matter 0 asked skcd Cyrus
Thaplinccss The princess began to tfomble and said in n n
faint voice voiceTbeyve voiceTheyve
Tbeyve never acted flint flit ra w a j t before I fear i me
its itsthe the awful Molecule Iolocule comingF comingFYhnts cominglWhats
Yhnts n Molecule dcinnnded C Cyrus Ius Le Lcttliim Lcttliimcome him himmer
come comelie mer merHc
Hc will ill 5ury surely devour us both unloss unl ss we cnn cnnoscqPc
4 osc oscqPc pe j cried Fornialin FOrn n1il1 shaking and turniJginiut turning gfaint
35 U u n5fat gr at shadow canto moving toward thane It Its ItWas
Was s t 1J1renc1 c cad lo1ccu1c1Urr tub il1g g to his l1isprQyImv prey h11v
ing in sceJltad them afar 9ff ff C Cyrus rus now wished hat
110 had carried a goodrrevolrer good revolver instead of Q few fCvsheets fewsheets
sheets of fly paper illtothe soods oods but he le place
hiJ1elf before the lovely girl resolved to l let < rt the theanimul theanimal
animal seize him while she fled fledBut fledBut
But it svgs impossJble x tOjJC o Beet iO jor it was UP upon I tl them e i
inatwinkling inn twinkling and th then 1 Qoingthat both stood ns as
if paralyzed by fear cnr itsthiighterfed it sti stightciied up p its 10iig neck neckanel neckand
and stopped stoppt > d to stare at them in n great satisfuation
for both W tvoro IQ yrounggndplump ou1gqn phtl111Then Then it yawned yawnedaid nnvnedoncm
oncm aid d i itw vast rcdcavcrn of a mouth so that Cyrus CyrusSfJov
SfJov away down its scarlet throat Then it blinked blinkedt
it t ccat e b but J l1 CS l looL ol ill ittgaliem thel1 over ui igJ gloat gloating nt ntmg
mg V1d smnckm smaclang its coatset1ucK lips It wasa was about abouttt out outtb
tb snatch its hotrified ltoirifiedprcy p anal it seomcdto scomed to pre
f far r lh the g greached irlfir5t for it jushctd C Cyrus rus aside and iindrQaebad
reached for her herAt herAt
At that instant E soizing izirig the fortunate moment momentthe momentthe
the clover lad whose mind llind was ever alert aiidiroady aiidiroadyslapped a drcad drcadslnppod
slapped a sheet of the stickiest sticky fly11npcr fly11npcrCTer fly paper paperover
over made right over each bulging rod eye C3eNow
Now what do you ou think of that thatrho thatThe
The Molecule rose up all his hind labS nt and d tried triedto
to c1a claw the paper off but that fiS you 011 ma may pcd1al pe > haps > S
kno know only matTe it stick far worse wor e Then hetoned hetonedover he rolled rolledover
over on the sand sandy soil g getting t iJ1g mixed up wit with leutes leutesand le vcs vcsft11d
and twigs until he Was twasYa a I11 mess that w s nnzillg He
didnt look like a l Molecule r leculc at aU aUThen altThen
Then Ill began to roar an and whine andfi and filially filiallystruck 1aUy 1aUystruckhy
struck struckhy by a terrible fear thn that t 1m wits in soma sort sortof sortof
of a trap lIe fled with 1ea1 leaps > end sounds Away Lwa 1m 1mrtishcd herushed
rushed blindly dashing along ocr tre treo stunps stuni rs logs logsandr tossand
andr and rocks > c1s untille until lie fellinto fell into the J3h Bhumnigar mnlgnr river riverthat lhcrthat
that bounds Ghurra and as the Molecule cant bear bearthe bearthe
the len least t touch of water at r on on his bishide hide 11e took toi > k a fit fitand fitand
and sank like a stonbinto stone into the depths o of th that t fnmous fnm famous
ous und beautiful stream So that was as th e last ofthe of oftho
the Moleo Molecule le and good riddance riddanceto to him himIt himIt
It was the princess who spoke spotO first for Cyrudwas Cyrus Cyruswas
was too astonished nt the success 5ucccssoi of his clever action ac action
tion to do more than stare after the nl animal mal She Shesaid Shesaid
said in n sweet and tender voice yoiccY voiceYou
Y You ou hl e saved my life Mr Jackson I will will1ry willmerry
merry 1ry you 01J for or of joutse oursetlint Jllftt istpe is the vcrtJellst I Icnn Ican
cnn do in spiteofinYQpj spiteoflmy pfiJectiotis cti9l 0being o being sweihled w < hled
Y Your ouIHlvc have but to se lrto tO i f father thc an n iJi b will lIl lIll
d l tbtles t esS gladly gIve give coitsetptiftlieytve cQnseJ1tnf h c al 11 b liGen liGenrp en enbUS
rp bUS to ma marry rry me off thc these e tV9 JQ years rsP If
But ut tlqWJ e wtl C i J wan jt 11 Z if I IY her
pJ1 own free win not to m marry Yli inmror ffS1 of afitud afitudfor i d dfor Ll
for saTing her life and he saidont said
Ohibut Oh bat I d dyon ont nt want to to marryr prefer I dust as aso11 a s
o11 do to remain =
yon single singleBut r f fBut
But it isnt often that you haTe liacea a dhance dhancemarry dhan eto etomarry o
marry a princ princess ss said Formnli le i e rejoicing that that1C thelie t
lie 1C had not accepted her offer offerr but feeling n ii t trifle ifle put putout Pu Puout t
out Many Qny princes are asking f for r my hand handI P PI
I know it replied Cyrus but J I Ja tare a great greatseeret grea greasecret
secret which I cannot reveal exceptto my wIJ feand feandthat e an anthat d
that is the secret of the manufacture of of1ny i iny w wander wanderful ndcr ndcrful
ful Imperial Fly Paper I must tell it to her r rito but butno t
no other and I am resolved to iIemalll siuglcso siuglcsothat stugIesthatnobody °
that thatnobody nobody will share it with me Do you see seeBut sceBut
But y you n will ten your wife she nSK asked a a10m
10m I am obliged to said saidhe he smiling for lie saw hi his hisdoeplaid S Sdeep
doeplaid deep laid scheme working <
Of course she Instantly re resolved olved t9 l marrylii rrYyliih m
for like a real scientist she yearned to learn tbat tbatgreat thagreat t
great 9Qret and nothing could oppose FonunIine FonunIinewh C Cwhen
when wh n hd iwas as resolved resolvedo
o f
o 0 0f
f I wUls1adb willl ladlt btt be It hlfiot1 brother er t to you how Mowermadd Mowermadde rcr dd ddcay
cay e y ru ry and th that ei1 to odoubt doubt will bo plcsal1ter plcsal1terfor pleasantefor r
for there will be none of that 10Ye lovemaking making andcoing 1ndcoo 1ndcooiug 0
iug you Ql soe ac If we wcre mere engaged it would be beyery beyerysickc sec secsickciiii y
sickc sickciiii ng a aledlt11euglt I arh am sure T us spoke the wily wH f o xy xybd
bd ledlt11euglt lt cYugl1 even then lie was wishing for fOll1othin fOll1othinso nothin nothino
so o l11U h am IS to t o kiss l s the beautiful creature ny hi hisid his
sid s side Ftor FtoruIvo Forrl1n1ine nraline answered t tl1uhc
l1uhc uIvo often thought so but somehow n iithiu iithiuit cthinks cthinksIfwo
Ifwo it wouldnt dn t boso be so nasty after a ter nI all to b be J loved vcd tan tangaressecl nnd nndqa d
> qa garessecl c6s d At least my sisters is ors t tell 1l1l1e me Jo soj JotQ1
j tQ1 li its ita dreadful cried Cyrus pretending g tudder t tsliudde o
sliudde udder Just t think stow of my kilsiitg you youPerhaps ul ulPerhaps
Perhaps if you try it I I cap teU better fpi forIt forItnever Pv Pvnaer
never been Idss kissed d f replied the princess mhsliing mhsliingdeep bs1iin bs1iindeeply 5
deep deeply > and so CyrUS kissed her twice in o oid dQrTha dQrThashe erThu1tuvc
she S he would huve a fair sample sampleIts 4
Its very funny but not half b bad dt sluFsaid7 sluFsaid7after she sai saiafter d
after awhile Thc Thcin l she was very er3 t1 oJghtfu1 ah lljho lljhowa th ci
wa way home hut whell the they had arrit nrrhjed r ed sit t the palbcc palbccshe lialhcshe c
she said snidYou saidYou
You must comb in and meet my father at c 7 t th le
king and my sisters but be sure you d dont nt fall f rill hi hioC i it
lore oC with one of them themIf P PIf
If it were Possible for me to f311i11 fall in Iov Iovo it twoul twoulnever rould rouldnever d
never be with nl1 anyone one but you dcclar declared d Oyr Gyrus us
laughing but remember I Gave avo th the secret secret to toguard t tguard
guardThe guard 1 1rhe
The king was vastly interested ill the fly aPa pnper pnpernud P Pand er
and Cyrus sent to the hotel for his samples samplesto to show showthe sho shothe w
the monarch Everybody t was as crazy to meet t ttiiari the then he
tiiari n nn who had saved the princess rin ess and whell all ll Saw si p v
how her blue eyes wore fastened on his ltindso ltindsoface l ndsome mo moor
face they declared t1ttitwas that was the end of the Bac11elJ BacheI or
Princ Princess ss When the they heard the gossip that l1c had hadrefused ha harefused d
refused her nIl were astounded and Prince Omar Omaracried Omarcried a
cried criedF criedFaith
Faith F ith and cadzooks adzooks t If he disappoints me 1711 1711sticJ P 11 11stick
stick m my sword info him fly paper or l no fly nape napefor r
f for r 1m must marry the p1 princess nccssand and let us Lo oJ lion lionsvitl1 onic ie
svitl1 ith her sisters sistersPitt 1 1But
But when Wh n Cyrus had etp explained ined why y he a i 1A d r rused e Y t
fUS used d her 1U order to make her nn siops Ol1s to we wed 111ml hi hithe
the prince smiled and saidSure Said SaidSure
Sure youre the foxy rascal I Wonder hobo hoboever nobody nobodycver dY
ever thought of that before beforcVhen beforeWhen
When the sticky paperarrivd paper arrived in ingold gold older oldersall S Sall
all stared nt it and each one bad to test it itvifh with his h is
finger from the king down and cac each l ono g got t stud tuck t
Then each tried to get the stuff off by b rubbing rubbingon it
011 his hi other fin ers rs or something which of cour couronly course courseomy se
only made matters worse but when the numerpus numero ug
flies in the palace began to scent it and settlo down downon do doon
on itssurfuce its surface all were immensely interested nnd nndhen a abe n d
hen be 17 17of an t to bet 011 difer different nt sheets sh ets laying large < s sun s sof
of money m011ey as to to whIch wouldtlt woul t t < J tltA lHOsr most 1he flies fliesthe j so soth
the th rest CS Of the d day nywas was tl si e drJg right Ilt merrilb n epd
1J king w sh t iat f i fast sfh < < tiinsc in cli t to a l >
eight hundred and fiftysix fifts sii xx insects but one of the theprinces theprinces
princes whispered that the court chamberlain had l1adcaught hadcaught
caught and placed there over n hundred flies from fromthQ fromthe
the garden But as kings Usually win nobody at attached attached
tached the least importance to this sc scrndlous ndlous as assertion assection
section and n as Oleo ordered a ton o of fly paper paper from fromCyrUSt frontCyrus
Cyrus tha latter was as satisfied with his days work workyou ork orkyou
you may be sure sureThat sureThat
That evening be took a walk with Formfllino she
pacing hinted that his suggestion of being a brothel brothelto
to her might suit for awhile at least and thu thusttol1ed they theystrolled
strolled among the owlanging palms of the royal royalgardens royalgardens
gardens while theroynl the royal band and played n11the now airs
Nobody N obody you may may be sure como near to disturb disturbthem disturbthem
them for everybody hoped that the 1 1princess > ri ccS5 would wouldrtmade wouldpersuade
persuade > rtmade Cyrus to marry her but she said nothing notJlingnbout nothingabout
about the matter yet when they tle r were rcturnin rcturninhom6ward returning
homeward she saidMethinks said saidMethinks
Methinks I cant be S1r sure that w what at you said saidabout saitabout
about lovemaking is nIl true Why Thydo do my ll j sisters sistenenjoy sistersenjoy
enjoy it so muchBecause much muchuBecause
Because theyhavcnt they havent scientific mink minTre replied J
Cyrus CyrusBut
But persisted the princess Ctilthot 1 there bipsuch be besu
such su h a thing as scientific kissing > >
Thats the kind I ani peddling cried riecl Cyrus 85
he caught her and imprint d u warns kiss C1 cnrubs pr prruby
ruby lips but he stopped as lIe reflected that Ill lie wa tvas
betraying Iris feelings too plainly
If thats a truly scientific klss said tuaprjn tuaprjncess tha prjn prjncess
cess after a while then Science is not 50 soulless soullessand souUessand
and cold an affair as they say it is And AndI I have havesomething htnesomething
something to learn about it for it has made me
f feel el like another girl girlIt J JIt
It was merely a brotherly y salute Baal l1io i o s C me ntcasserted 1 1lsse
asserted lsse ted Cyrus CyrusI
9 I have never had a brother replied the prin prinncss tlrincdss
ncss Jand until now I 11ttTo 11 never Or r regretted Qrr tted thatr that that3lJct
3lJct r set but now I wish we had been brci1gi1t braug + it up t tgetherso tc tcgather
getherso gather so th that t rd know aU these scientific things thingsShchad
hchad made u up her mind that he was to be her herof
husband aJ although llOugh she would be compelled t9 admit admitat a mit mitt
t ilt at s lie e had ad been mistaken a11aJong all along and that thtttliJl thatiii
tliJl iii t she s scent ellt to her father KingOI King Qiec and told toldhim toldhint
him that lIe must find a way to males C Cyrus rus marry 1narryJi marryher
her Ji f at t once nce Thc king was surprised and saidtlty Said
Wl1y tlty bless nlj soul Has he refused 1 to wedyou wed wedu wedYos
you u
Yes lIe Ita 11 n a secret evict nscivil Jtich iIe to will ba obliged teAall te totell
tell his tsife w e anrl lniJhe he dcsir desires tokeCl to keep it t0ltittisClf ttJ l1itl15 so soh solie
h lie wo wont t m marry rryany anc y oneP onePGoodues one oneGoodi
Goodues Goodi Well y ell n lid will just have to matfj srou srouThen Ou OuThen
Then y ou cart can have tlic he secret from hini and ten it itto
to me I cried the king JwiU make him a grand
duke first tI flung ing in the morning so that tl na t he will be beof
of sufficient rank to wed a princess princessBut
But I nm afraid that won wont t make him marry mnrrYme
me 1 = said FQrmaine sadly
Ill tell sou jm tuba to do 1 c reclaimed ltimcd King Oleo OJeoafter Oleoafter
after a m0111 moutenl n of o deepest tho1 thought ht You agk l1 him himourself 1n 1noursel
oursel Hewouldllt be so int impolite > olito as to refuse u uprinc
princ princess ss you seet seetIJIdo see seeTil
IJIdo Til de it I cried the girl girlSo
So early in in the morning just after Cyrus re received veceived
ceived notice that lIe was non the Grand Duke
J acksol1 thoprincess for him d
sent liiuiTaud a without il illUOl11el1tg amoments
moments dela delay said saidDear aid aidDear
Dear brother will you please marrY marry me incIf 111 111Ii
Ii you ou will confess that you r really aU r 10vo me I IwiU I Iwill
will do o it responded Grand Duke Jackson T acksonOh
Oh I really and truly do I loved you as soon 25 25my
my my y eyes fell on sou OU but I tray too 1iroiul > ro1 d to sa 7 rresponded so sorespOl1ded
responded the blushing Jtormalille aBut that pars
ly scientific kiss proved too much for ire ireThen U UThen
Then I am w winto yours F shouted Cyrus C rus taking her herinto
into his arms armsThe armsThe
The next I minute for it seems that all ll fife tl1epa1tco tl1epa1tcololice palace palacepolice
police had been secretly spying 11 upon > 011 thI11 guessing guessingwhnt
what was about to occur every ever ben in tile th city be began begag
gag to ring joyous peals nU the guns guns In the f forts rts rtsbegan
began to ba bang lg people set off botitbs hOl d > and ud rockets
and stnrtC started l to dccor decortto tc their houses for the city citywas citywas
was filled with jo joy as not one but f five o royal sred sredtiii we werliI1g
tiii rliI1g > os wore now assured assuredFeaSts assuredFeasts
FeaSts were instantly arranged for in every
household the schools closed so that the children
might be included in the great rejoicing And the tbeprisoners theprisoners
prisoners in Ghurra jail were promptly rclcase rclcasennd z c lease
and lrescnt Presented d with new clothes The bakers gave gavoawny gaveaway
away pies pies and cakes and tIle can candy y makers nllman nllmanl1 all lnan
l1 liar r of sWeets to every passerby until pretty nearly Dendyevery nearlyevery
every boy ana girl lad indigestion indigestionThe
The marri marriage ge was the most splendid affair n tir ever everseen ver verscelJ
seen with six brides and grooms 311dall acid all then ro royal nl nlrelations
relations in the most gorgeous cosl111 costlitDgs all so socov socovores co coGledith
Gledith ores with gems that it seas like looking at sontany o many manyshining
shining suits but the Princess Formhline was a5 tile
most most beatitt bcautiful f ul of all 1 1After
After the yedding sh she promptly deManded of her 11erhusbnnithnt herg
husbnnithnt linsban d tliat he at once impartto impart to hert11o Iier tliAr great greatsecret goatevict g
secret of th the fly paper s stickillCSS tU and d bi1 taking ngller ngllerto her herto
to a remote Dart of the Imlace palactellers yhaxQ not avail the the5eQrot
secret p pelic li e olld ever hear lli him n by imych stnY chance lce h hwhispered be bewhispered
whispered tile reCipe into her ear earO
O Of course I dare not tell you what it as for forthatwoul
that thatwoul would be e revealing something toldt1lc told ntein n ngreat
great confidfp1cc but I am allowed to toll you his hisIi
Ii you f happeri apPe11 to getthnt got g that t a sticky s ch stufton s uff o n your rQur fin fingers
gers or r clothes or if peradventure your pct pc puSsy puSsy8t1S
steps upon n f shoot of fly j paper n littl little turpentine turpentinewill
will removethc awful stuff TIlat Thats nIl I Jan can tell teUO1
3 O1 But if YOl1are you are careful that may rotor hap hapl1e11 hapand
hen and d Hof of course tIle cat must look out for her herL herAnd
self L
And now FormaIina is so happy all dnylong daylo b that thatsb thatslid
sb slid bitterhlegrets bitterly regrcts that Grand DukeJ801 Duke Jaohso ofdiallt ofdialltcom didnt
com coue J to GhUrra years ronr sooner for forsho sh nOu knows Imows1oW111J
1oW111J eh s e missed by being a bachelor princess prinoossnIl
nIl th those se ea is s when she was stu studying ing Science But Butpcthnps Butperhaps
perhaps if hed d gone one there 11e l1e never er woillahare woillaharehad svoiila have
had time to invent that wonderful fly paper and andwithout andwithout
without that this stor story wouldnevor would never 11a0 liai e been told toldund
und perhaps Jhe the princess would still 00 single In Infacti
facti fact every one e of them 1l1ightstill might still bo single for I Iam
am sure the princes princes couldnt have waited 11Ul mum h hlonger
longer for that were all broke brokcAnd
And last of f an I will s say y that shes s 1 ters g glad lad Cyrus Cyrustold TUS TUStold
told her about tho turpentine for th tits bl btltly Y15 s coustnntly cou
stoutly getting oil the fly paper no 111 nthtt t r how howcnrcfuU
cnrcfuU carefully it i ii put asway aWn and tur1 turpontinc > onti11lllnk tuales l it tu u uQ1S
Q1S easys m1t p z4t rfoclean r o glean off nU tht1othor11 the oilier things iugs he
fnst9n onh ttor rtn 1 lfiit han bJios li tags to vet loose
c > + tr w i iriu ftfif
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