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H MODERN DAY HERMIT. H LIVINO AT HAND IN A CAVE IN H PENNSYLVANIA. H (oiifll Ihe rrnphtt lla li Known H rr Had r, ll latloat Miaractar H rraa frum tha World i Carre II H rail of Wlidom. aH aWr5! TAHTLINO .. It LLH iBKrfll l"'r it" mind, LLH HftKCvv5 "" u,ni ,o1'1 about H Hil?rw rmit of 0,il HHf mil'jJVJtll dwelling In lb YtH VfftiXi follow ' 'tkl LwLwH f3it4Jk?( liav' found a mod- LaLaH tmhjC3m "a Yr'nci"aa 'n wLwl WrH lne t'r,on ' Jo H ' ly leph Dewess. who far morn than H run lived In a cave nor Lafayette, j Pa,, and only recently was deprived of H hit rock-hewn habitation by tha rail- H road company Mailing away that part B of the hill. Nothing daunted, how- H ever, Joieph tha I'rophrt, ai ha la H known near and far, set to work In- B (tailing himself In a place aa near B Ilk hi old home aa poailble nullt H Of llmeatone, considerably lower tban H hla own height, tha hut, aa ahown H In the picture, la not much auperlor H to the rock from which he waa driven H The rauiea that led Joieph Deweis B to aeclude hlmioll from the oclty of H man for he Urea the life of a ro- fl cluie are aa much tinged with the B roraanllc aa the welrdeat novel of Oc- BBB lion. The old man la glanl In tat- BBB tire Horn of Scotch parenla, within BB! fight or the ravtrn-IIke atrueture that now ehlelda blm from lhe rain, It It BBBI difficult to aaaoclate hla preaent ap- J pearanc with that of a handaome J roulh who waa a akllled mechanic In I later year, tha lorrr of tha pretlleal girt In the county and poiaeaalng con- slderable money In fact, ll waa loro H and gold that tamed him lo renounce Bi the world. To get the atorr from hla H. own llpa la Ilka llilenlng to the ro- i mancea that made the fame of Walter Ikott. The maiden Jltled him and took H another for better or worae, and Jo- aeph waa never the aame man from B that da on He kept at hla taak aa alone-cutler for years, but when the H bank In which he had atored up hla H aavlnga went up ho concluded that ha H bad hla there of worldly atrugglo H Then ho eougbt refuge In the hollow ot R rock located near Ijifayctte, be- H tween the parallel running tracka of B 'the rennarivanla and Heading rail- roada No Inducemenla could make H him leave the place of hla own free H will, and It waa onljr through strategy H that the company managed to get htm H away while the bleating powder did H the work of annihilation Joieph (he BHH Prophet no longer owned hla cave, With lb Intuition ot hla trade be Br searched around until he tound mate- H rial with which to build a home lie H conalructed the hut In a abort time, H and with no wlndowa, and only a email H opening for ft door, he here Uvea the H extatence which he mapped out for H hlmaelf when he retired from the BBj world Ilia preaent quartert are near H the railroad bridge at Spring Mills and BBJ a dlatanre away from hla old loca BBj H The appearance ot the man la BBj uniqueness Itaelf. Bummer or winter H be la dreaaed In heavy clothing and B rubber boota He weara a number of BBj ooata at the aame time, and hla thick H woolen cap haa been hla headgear alnce BBj he went Into aeclualon, lha people eay BBJ When etrangera approach hie dwelling he at once rune within, and It la only BB when ho la convinced that the vlaltur B doea not lah to rob him ot hla lm- H aglned wealth that he cornea forth JBJ For Joieph the Prophet Imaglnea he H owna the earth It lua taken audi Bj a hold on him that the few people who BV aid him In aubalatlng ran do ao only by tepreaentlng tbemielvra aa hli I partnera In wraith, and whenever they . approach tha hut they cry out "We nH I thk HHiiMirs iiomi: Qmf. a ' are coming with the big loada of KV f money." BB I Dut get Joieph to talk about hla KW' ' cr7 daya, when In hla rational mood, HBI and you will hear aomethlng that will atartle you Hla Intelligence la far BBh i aboro the average, and he la poated on KSJj I current affaire aa well ae ara thoae Bs I who mingle with the world without. H Tbt lv affair of hla la enough to J I make molit the eyea ot the rooit un- MBJ J emotional llitener aa he heara the a'4 "u recount It Though many BH t 7ara ago, the memory of hla lilting fl I la aa (reab In hla mind aa If It hap- BB I pentd only ycaterday. Hhe waa a BBB I Bcotth maiden, the picture of beauty BBB "'' Then the two had known each ! other from childhood The world looked tmlllngly at the oung pair aa they wandered about the wooda and JBB on the ahorea of the river near which the deapalrlng lover In after yeara waa to take the part of hermit for hla loit aweetheart'a aake It waa the old, old atory Another rame on the acene and won the girl A phyalclan one promt nen) In the profeaelon today, when he reada thla may realize what price an other paid for that which came Into ble own poiienlon, for the girl mar ried the newcomer, and from that day on the career of the dlicarded lover waa btaated The writer waa enabled to draw out the old man In regard to thoae daya when he waa aa othera In tbe world "Why did I aelect thla place for my home?" he aald aa he atratghtraed hlmaelf up to hi full height, "lie cauie man, and woman more ao are falie to the core Thla la my com panion," and he etooped down and atroked a large gray cat careaalngly "Thla animal doea not one harm took at him He cannot turn you falae and abow klndneea to your face while curalng you behind your back " Hie eyea blaied like coala of Are ae be recalled the treachery ot former frlenda, aa he called It. "You abould have ia my old home It waa a raitle built In a rock And one day tbay came and blaated my horn Thai, too waa treachery There I lived Ilka the monarch of the desert, the lion In hla den fltorma could beat without the rain often came through tbe thatched doorway, but I did not mind It In the leait I waa away from humanity, my curie, and I only hope jobki'ii thi: I'ltoi'iiirr they will leave me whero I am to my dying day I am U year old, and over beyond In the flald lie burled my grandpa rente" Saying which Joieph pointed In the direction of a clump of treea, which afterwarda were found to ahleld with their branchea a plain headitone tell ing of thoie who were burled beneath. Continuing hla talk, Joieph aald that he never again wanta to aet hla eyea on woman "Man l bad enough," he broke out vehemently, "but woman! I rut the day I eaw any one of the elx. Where I live none of them ever come That la one reaaon why I have taken thla location Then I got the beautiful river to gaie upon I can commune with nature, and the wicked world llee beyond You want to know about my parenteT They were Scotch, and my great-grandfather waa a aol dler In the revolutionary war He fought with Waahlngton and waa an officer, alao. with General Jackaon " At tha Juncture the reporter epoke ot the money the old man had loit. The moment the word money waa ut tered a tranitormatlon took place In the eiprraalon of the old man'a face It waa I)r Jekyll changed Into Mr. Hyde Where before hla countenance had ahown all the rational fcaturra of tbe average man, lhe Inatant he heard money mentioned he looked nlmoaj. hldeoue He hlued out hla worda In rapid aucceailon Hla dlillke of wom an had been more like the Impreca tlona of the mlaanthrnpe, but the men linn of gold transformed him Into a being whoie mind wa confined with tbe Idea of pooimlng untold mllllona and In fear of aame one attempting to take poaaeaalon of hla horde Moneyl money I" he eiclalrucd furl oualy "Why. I own mllllona, bll Hone, trllllonal The earth U nilnel I own everything on lhe glob, and Vall derbllt, (Jould and all I ho otbera aro .nothing to met The tralna come In here every day aud overy night loaded with gold, and we are going to atore It up heru ao It will reach the heav ena, Moneyl Come with me and I will ahow you aomethlng that you never aaw before " Tho reporter had been warned be fore vliltlng the old man that the baro mention of money would mnko any other aubject out of the queatlon during tbe remainder or hla atay. He had been told to be very careful on that acore. and that It waa the only thing that .mM bring theae awful change of whUh he had Juat been a wltneaa, but It waa too late to re tract the aentence, and to have de parted Juit then would not have Im proved the iltuatlon Ro, following the old man to hie hul, the latter pro duced a bundle ot ruily krya, with which be tried to unlock tbe door The keya did not botong there at all and, after conelderabla fumbling about, Jo eph removed an Iron bar and let day. light Into the cavern It took eorue time before the eye could get accuitomcd to the Egyptian idarknoaa within Fearful of contam ination, tbe vliltor declined to enter, laying that he would view the trcaa urea trom the doorway "Money, heyT What do you aay to thief Joaeph mid, pointing a hairy hand In the direction or the Interior Tho reporter aaw a number ot barrel euth aa tho butchera uie for the pack log or pork "Why, thoae caika are chuck full of gold I've got mllllona. Hllla 11 fill 1111 bllllone, trllllonal Everythlngln re la gold The hanglnga here are made ot gold cloth and the floor la laid with gold brick" The detiulon or tha poor tellow (tad made him deacrlbe tbe bare ground aa made or gold and the raged aack cloth that he uad aa a covering at night waa the gold hanglnga of which he apoke It waa nlmoit dlatreaedQC to im him In hla deilre to have every thing take on the gulae ol treaiurea The vlaltor turned away, hoping that the old man would once more come Into hla rational mood "took at the river." exclaimed the Imagined multi millionaire aa he pointed that way "We eipect big ateamera up thla way any moment loaded with money They will have to come here" What a change rrom a few momenta before when the dreamer had pointed In tho same direction and had ipoken of the beautiful atream and bow In could here be away trom mankind and the turmoil of the world and commune with nature The change that had come over him waa almoit Inconceiv able If It bad not juit then been wit neaaed The old gray cat which the hermit haa aa hla conatant companion la aa much afraid of human being aa li Ita maater No one waa ever enabled to gel within cloeo range ol tbe filli" when It keep lurking at the entrance to (he hut on aunny daya Should any one approach It at once dlup peara within through an opening near the ground The animal muit be very old, for the people In the neighbor hood aay that the two the old man and the cat have been Iniepirable companlone alnce the day when he took up hla realdence In the rock Dur ing thoio early daya ot hla iccluilon ho alao had a white owl, but tbe bird of wladom died ft tew year ago. PEATS OF A BOMNAMDULIBT. rmm. Ilrooki, it L.i-Wlk.r, tf.d. aa Hallroa4 Traeaa and Atol.l. Trl. From Ollvo Hill, Carter county, cornea the atory ot a moat remarkable caao ot aomnambullam. A few nlgbta ago Kmma, tha M-yrar-old daughter of Captain and Mra. Ilrooka, living on a farm a mile eaat ot Ollvo Hill, after having flnlihtd her atudlea for the neit day, lay down on the bed to reit, but did not Intend to go to alcep She promptly went to aleep The reit ot the family, thinking ahe had retired for the night, did llkewlee. About 10 o'clock Kmma aroae, put on her mack Intoah, and, carrying her ahoea In her hand, left the houae unobaerved In a deep aleep She went to tbe C and 0 track near the houie and itarted eaat. She walked rapidly, and wai aeen by no one until aho paaaed Aden, aeven mltea eait ot her atartlog point, where the night operator noticed her, but did not apeak to her. Tbe glrl'a eyea were wide open, and there waa nothing In her appcaranra 1. Irfdlcato that ahe did not know what ahe waa doing. She walked about four mile further caatward before aho awoke, probably from pain earned by tho laceration ot her feet She waa dazed, but promptly reverted her courae. Meanwhile her alienee had been no ticed, and her parente begin telegraph ing In both direction! from Olive Hill. From the Aden operator It waa learned that a girl aniwerlng Cmma'i deacrlp lion bad paiaed caatward A handcar waa aecurcd and the girl waa picked up on her return trip. Her feet were terribly cut, and ahe waa In a atat ot phyalcal collapae Sbe aald ah bad dreamed that btr mother had told her to go after the cowi and that ah remembered nothing elio till ahe awoke On her Journey the had mot three tralna and had been overtaken by two, unconaclouily itepplng out ot tbe way. Sho had crotaed fourteen brldgea and treatlea, one of the for mer being moro than 200 yard long and one aha had refuted to croia In daytime. She had alio paued tbro i:h two tunnela and our Innumerable cattle guarda. It waa her drat aleep walking experience Captain Ilrooki, F.mma'a father, la a well known rail road man Lexington (Ky) Leader, TESTS OF THE TOUnl8T. Tbe moat remarkable rillvay In Eu rope la that which rarrlei tourlala to tbe aumnilt ot the Itlgt Kutm. It 1 an ordinary (team real It la quite a teit or the tourlat'a nerve to reach tbe Itlg without ymp tomv ot teaatckneaa or byiterla. Tboaahl o Wai L,. Mlia Etta Itobertion aulitant In tho poatofflca at Mifomb, Ohio, became mentally unbalanced ai the reault of a ihortage of 10 found at the cloeo of bualneaa tho other day Although th lady waa aeaured that ihe waa not un der auiplctou In the leaat ,U worried over the affair until In tho night, when ahe would hive committed aut clde by Jumping Into e D1), for th, prompt arrival ot her father, who heard her leave the houte tj,, mla. lng 10 ha been found and although the young lady haa ! informed of tbe fact that the win n i,ilw9 A unanlmoua nomination a a dla Uncllou without a dlfMcnce BaBBBBttiyH mODIGAL'S' RETUEN. It camo to paaa that there were born unto Ezra and Lucy Whtttleay two boya, William and John, who grew to youth' eitate on the old farm In Oakland county. John waa a home boy IIli happleat day were thoao on which he hoed and weeded With William It waa differ ent. He waa like unto neither hit mother nor hla father He waa Juat William He read, long Into the night, by tbe keroteno lamp In the alttlng room, atorlea ot adventure and ot youtha going forth Into the world In aearch of fortune and of fame He longed for a wider field He dreamed of conqueata, of plica of gold, ot ex ploratlona Into unknown coiiutrlea, and of experlencea In life auch -u nev er entered the mind of plodding John Ho defeated the lorry life of the farm, with the homely environment, the old, old routine, day In, day out, and fin ally, after aeveral yeara ot uncom plaining lervltude, he determined to run away. He waa 11 then For two yeara he had aaved every penny, overy nickel, every dime that had fallen In hie way, and ere long noted that the dollar were taking care ot themielvea In ft little company ot their own There were forty-two of them In the atone Jar on tha ihelf at the head ot hla bed "I wilt do ll!" he exclaimed to him elf In the dim darkneea. "I will do Hla thought were broken In upon by the cry of a woman down below. at tho foot of the ttalra. "William, William, It'a time to g for the milk." "Ah, mel" murmurred the boy to hlmielf, "another night haa come. I muit trudge, trudge on, through enow, through lunihlne, and through rain, to that old tarmhouie nrarly two mllee down the turnpike for milk, nut thla ahall be my laat walk " "William. William, ain't yew ever goln' fur that milk?" Again tbe feminine voice from the foot of the atalrway "Ye, mother, I'm fomln' now." Th boy dropped all the tit Into hi trouier pocketa, and, after placing the atone Jar back on Ita ahelt at the bead ot the bed, alowly abambled down the autre. "Tbere'a th' pall, William " aald hla mother, pointing toward the table drawn up by the kitchen window. William took It and paued out Into the deepening darknen Aa he walk ed down that road the whole eighteen yeara ot hi monotonous existence, called life, unrolled themielvea beforo hi mind' eye. He remembered the old awlmmlng hole, the eager hunta for blrda' neat In the day agone, the "atono brulae" he carried to achool with him al lone aprlng. and the beech whlatlta he uied to make at receai And the aqulrrel bunta and tbe game of youth, all Ihe different cene ot hi lire were enacted again for htm In the playhouae of hla mom- BTACIOEriBD TO THE I)OOn. cry. And at th end he aald to hlm aelf: "Well, It la over now, for to night I ahall go away Norer again will William take home the night' milk. Thl I my laat walk" He atumbled along the rocky path to the milk houae on Orcen'a farm, and then he trudged back over that coun try road The moon wai rlatng Al ready a oft, (livery light flecked the foliage or the wood on the left, and catt ahlnimerlng ahsdom on the atone walla. And William dreamed ot the wealth ot the Indlea that would one day be bla. ot Ihe fame, the glory, and the great good name that awaited him out In the world, beyond the ken ot life on the Whtttleay farm Suddenly tho boy atopped ao aud denly, Indeed, that tbe frothing milk alopped over the top ot the pall and fell In two tplaahei, one on the road, the other on hla trouiera "I ahall not go home 1 ahall leave oowl" he cried Ho walked to the edge ot the road and peered Into the white lighted wooda. "I muit bide tho pall," he aald, "but where?" For a moment he atood In tbe ahadow thinking "I remember!" he exclaimed "The old bleated tree trunk. I will put the pall there" He walked a taw roda further up the road and then aheered oft Into the wooda Uy and by he cam out Into tbe moon light again He had carried out th plan that had auggeited Itself to hla mind Thn milk pall had been placed In th old tree trunk Then William turned and went back down Ihe country road "Ye," the elation agent at the cronlng told him. "there will be a train along for the Wcet In thirty minutes " William Whlttleay bad dreamed of Colorado, and tva there ho meant to go .n hour later ho wr rolling on hla way And the yeara came and went. Not a word waa ever received by tbe Whlttleeya from William And af ter many montha they came to regard him aa dead, and no longer hoped that one day hla form might again darken tie kitchen door With William all went well. He puahed hla way Wcat, H auccceded In hla flrat venture, and live year had not elipaed before his name had com to be known throughout the mining country. O'ten he thought of that home back In Michigan, and frequent ly he aald lo hlmielf, "I will write" Then aomethlng would Interfere with the carrying out ot hla Intention, and no word would be aent back Thui the daya, and weeka, and yeara aped on until a fifth of a century had paued William Whlttlny bad accumulated 1100,000 In the twenty year be had lived and tolled In Colorado, and one day the dealre rame to him atronger than ever to go back to tho old home and gaze once again Into the old eye of father and mother So he returned Alone and unknown, the man wend ed hla way along the county road to the old h ou ix on the hill He had croaied the lane below the wooda when be recollected Ibat pall of milk that he had hidden In the hollow log twen ty year before "I wonder It the pall can be tber yet," be aald to himself, and entiled at the thought "I II see " He remembered the spot aa dlattnct ly aa though he had but left the day before He went to the blaated trunk, kicked away the atonea, and moss, and twigs, and looked down Yea, It waa there; hut In It nothing He lilted out the old tin pall Ita aide all full ot hole eaten by time and ruat, and con tinued on up th road. "I ahall knock at the kitchen door," he aald to hlmielf, "and when mother anawer I ahall aay 'Here la the milk.'" And William Whlttleay laughed aloud Tbe house appeared unchanged. To bo aure, there were honeysuckles growing up the back porch that had not been there when he went away, but twenty yeara la sufficient time for honeyaucklea to live and die William Whtttleay aacanded th atepa quietly and knocked at tha door. It waa opened by a kind-eyed old lady. William thruat forward the ruaty, bat tered pall and aald "Mother, here'a the milk " Tho woman looked nt him with wonder In her eyea. "Won't won't you come In?" ahe ald William entered the room It waa the aame old kitchen ho bad known when but a boy. And tber by the fireplace eat a man, feeble, and wrinkled, and gray "Father, I have come back," cried William Whlttleay. The old man turned In hla chair and gazed at the etrangcr unknow ingly "Don't you ace who I am?" cried the long-lost "I am William. I have come back. I went away twenty yeara ago" A peculiar light came Into th eyea of the woman, who, during the atraag er appeal to the old man at tbe fire place, had atood atltl at the end ot tbe table with one hand on her hip "I I I undoratand now," ah aald William looked hla thank In hi eye. He waa about to cloae bla armi about tha old lady when ahe waved him back "I underatand," ahe went on "Artec you went away your mother died In 'beout a year and your pa mar ried me Then when he died I married George there, an' we've been llvl' on lb' ol' place ever aence So yew e we ain't your folka arter all, though likely ei not yew may hare aom legal connection with ua " William put hla hand to hla brow and reeled He ataggered to the door aobblng, with hla bead bowed upon bla breaat, be walked alowly down tbe old country road And that night he wci.l back to tho Weat. Detroit Free 1'reaa. AFTER INCREASED TRADE. Koi.l Ifalhail rinpliija.1 by a thlcage (trocar lu Attract Ciiitaiu. If you wlih to attract people to your placa ot builneaa make an offer of aomethlng for nothing Thla I on axiom ot commerce which applle to tho good people ot Chicago with pecu liar force. The dealre to win a prize, no matter If It bo Intrlmlcally worth Iria, amounts to a passion with Ameri cana. The procuring of aomelhlm without price, and If to do ao meant tho expenditure ot a considerable suit ot money, always brlnga a reward tc him who makes the offer. A grocer ot the west aide haa discovered thli tact. He ha gone turtber and la put ting hi knowledge to practical ui lie la anxloua that each patron ahab pend a big round dollar with him Hence he haa put up tbe following- leg end In hi itore wlndowi ' One peck ot potatoe or a baiket of peache with every dollar purchaae" Thla offer wa placed In the window a couple of day ago, Tho reault waa a audden Interest In tbe crafty grocer' ware Everybody wanted the peache or po tatoe and many a dollar wai apent when tbe purchaser really did not need that amount of commlaaary itorei But tha apendlng carried th peck or. baaket and the purchaaea war Vfllllag ly mad. Horror l Ike War. Tbe latest atrocity In the aong line I "The Hough Rldera' Serenade " It begins, ' I am lying In my tent, aweet Marie," and la on the aame emotional order aa "After the Hall" and Orand nit'i Teeth Are Plugged with Elno." Mlnneapoll Journal A Micondary Matter. My Dearest 1'apa I'leize do not think I am writing home again for moro money, aa auch Is not the cat However. long a I am writing, I may a well aak you to (tend me )100 rieoaa send It by return roalL Your In haate, Delate 1 I j I t . EGRET 13 A SHY BIRD. I 'll.w nanlers Raearo tha rioa raatbari for MlUtoery Pnrimcii rrom the New York Sunt Nearly ' teat high, very dark from the burning ot a tropical sun. but alnewy and i atrong In appearance, waa Charlie H. , Mobrmann a few daya ago aa ho re lated his story ot the bunting of Ihe egret In South America At firat ; glance he would be taken for an offi- a cer In the Spanish or Cuban army who j had been exposed to tho element In a campaign He started In his present I career from the fetther and hat dis trict of New York city In an endeavor to reach the source of auppty ot tbla most valuabto millinery decorative flu cry In hli quest he hunted through Mexico and Central America only, lo find that the game was pretty much bunted out In thoio countries, and traveled on Into Venezuela beforo ho found tho blrda In rookerlei tor It I ' In a gathering ot thl kind only that they can be shot with profit Thcie ( rookeries may be aought for car without ucrea The danger the hunt- j er explained, la not great being prlncl- M pally from snake, rcorplona and cen- H tlpedes There la a popular error no (H saya, about alligator being ferocious He y he hn frequently waded out I ,Into a shallow stream crowded with SB them and armed only with a stick, he D haa ahouled at them and clubbed them 9 over tho nose, when they would get H out of the way as fast a they could The long, lean kind are fiercer Still, about the only danger when ono gel ,lnto k achool ot alligator la that they will not move out of tho way until shot at, and then In their scramble they may hit a aldo ot the boat with the tall and splinter It A wetting and loaa ot provlalona follow The egret Is a shy bird Their rookeries are In placra not easy of access, but may bo approached In n amall launch Thn blrda roost In high trees standing In water Tho hunter npproaches cau tlouily, anchors under the tree, and then ihoots from daylight until dark A fowling piece la tho weapon uied The bird fall near the ennoa and la picked up by the hunter Dog are not uied, became tho alligator aro very fond of dog. These rookeries contain from 10 000 to 30 000 birds, about 15 per cent ot which may be taken, a only tho old blrda aro shot, and then not until the young one are ablo to lako care of themtebe, which I when they are about six week old. The season varies In Central Amer ica and Mexico It Is from February to October The best tlmo I In March, April and May After that the plumes becomo a little ragged On the Orino co tho season Is from about Sept. 1 to Jan 1. There aro big rookeries on Aprene, a tributary ot tbe Orinoco. Two tteam launches aro now on that river and have made conelderabla money, Itookerlr aro on big cattle ranchea, owned by native, who Jeal oualy guard them A privilege coat about $2,000 nnd B0 per cent ot tho proceeds. Each bird I worth about tl2E The feather tor which they r hunted grow on the back and hang down over a abort tubby tall About, 8,000 ouncee wero ahlpped rrom th Aprene region to New York laat year. Thla would approximate about 200,- M 000 birds. The amounts shipped to H I'arls and London are larger, but tbe 1 figure aro not obtainable Thero are I known to be Imnienso rookeilea on n other tributaries ot the Orinoco which I havo not been approached because the launches draw thirty-eight to tort)- H eight Inches ot water In thoao M streama tor alx montha In tho year during the dry season there Is only twenty-tour Inche ot water Feather aro plucked, nnd, after being assorted Into grade 1, i am 3, are dried and hermetically sealed In tin boxe tor hlpment. They aro uaed tor millinery purposes, and In the English army for officer' helmets Mr. Mohrmann ho been a hunter tor three yeara and In tend going back In September next I'ropir Way. "Abner." asked the wire of the ed itor ot the I'lunkvllla llugle. looking up trom her latest "take," ' don't you think It I a aln tor you to write thoae Waahlngton dlipatchea right here In tho office? ' "No, I don't," atoutly re aponded tho editor. 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