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SUCCEEDS. JOUBEIiff.
OOTHA A MAN Or CHEAT MILI
TAKY TALENT.
Naw rnii.l nf li lloara It
tloo RaldUr sad Ntraltglu oth at la
Maeded la the l'l(h Acalaat Ilia III-
adaral-ltara ot "plim Ko.
Gen. I-ouls llothi, ths ablest br tar
nf the lkm generals, la the new com-'mander-ln-chlct
of tbo lloer army, suc
ceeding the late Cen Joubert Hatha I
ft brilliant soldier and an ablo "trite
.gist. Ilo wa at Swartkop and Splun
Kop when lluller crimed the Tugelt
He w in front of lMtlrmltli and
tboro he fought with a cunning
'which the conservative correspondent
reaent my was unsurpassable lie
loomed the zouo of tiro In front of his
lines with Hngllsh dead and wounded
and ho brought ott his Runs and men
every tlmo a retreat or change of bate
WM&wMm
OK.V LOII3 fit I'll A.
was neccsrnry. There are many other
nble Mihllers among the Doers Com
inandinl qilvler recently informed n
brilliant feat In landing hla army nl
(i.OOO'acn and 1) wagon train, 25 miles
long, between the llritlsh lines and the
llssuloland border, without losing a
r.un, a wagon, or a man, although the
llrltlih cavalrjv wa scouting nit over
In afrende.-ivorMo rench his tinea and
cut Oft. lili retreat That was strategy
of a if eh order and military critics re
gardnha retreat us nno of the raott
, ' masterly on record Tom Kelly Is an
other strong commander Ilo ranks
among the first, although little heard
of yet. He Is In charge of the Zout
pansbcrg department, and has 20,009
KaOlratUndnr hlld Ho Is a rampant
J lloer' gltHtb'r and as fond of fighting
I lis a MatAbele warrior. It Is nut hard
to understand this when It Is known
V that he Is an Irlsh-Ilocr descendant of
tho, old. stock that llnds Its way so
).'-, strangely Into all lands Under all flags.
, " 1 . ' r , but Is still ever proud ot Its Irian
'"" tiloOd'Toim Kelly-speaks only Dutch
and Kaffir. Then thero aro Gcus. Bmot.
Schalk-llurger, Delarey, Trans Joubert,
eon of the 'dead commander-in-chief,
Hennlng l'rctorlus. Meyer nnd a host
nf others, all of whom have already
distinguished themselves. llesldes
there are many Trench, Hussion nnd
Urrman officers, who at able strata
i gists and artillerists.
WHY MOUTHS ARE DCFOP.MED
rluiottrt Ara Not Cartful Ralacllns;
I'llNM.
I'hyslclans throughout the country
generally havo been called upon to
treat a largo number of cues of spttho
Icqma of tho lips. This disagreeable
complaint Is charged almost tntlrely
to the plpe-smoklng habit. Somo sur
geons are nf the opinion that the Imi
tation of amber untdjn the, manufac
ture of mouthpieces for cheap pipes
has much to do with the alarming In
create In tho disease, whllo all tif them
agree that the majority ot cases are
directly traccablo to tho short clay
pipes smoked by thousands of labor
ers. The hospital records show that
over CO per cent of all the cases treated
were 'laboring men over 40 years of
nge. The heat brought close to (he
lips by tho short-stemmed clay pipes
causes a small blister to form, nnd the
smoker promptly picks It nnd 'keeps
on smoking. Then n hard, knotty
wart forma ft hero the blister first ap
peared, and soon the whole tnojtu Is
Involved and sometime the tongue
swells to enormuus size. The warty
growths multiply until the chin Is en
tirely covered nnd the mouth protrudes
far beyond tho nose Tho surgeons
cut away Jhe cntlro growtn and fash
ion nn entirely new mouth out of Haps
drown from tho cheeks 11ml no much
ot the Chin as may remain Unaffected
The operation Is one of qxtremo deli
cacy, and when properly executed, tho
patient Is Inflicted with a "fish mouth, '
that gives a ery funny expression to
the face.' '
A I-alln (?) Rantanee.
It Is tho custom ot n teacher la tho
Central High school to have her
scholars write their Latin translations
on the'blaekljoard. rtfcli pdjdl 'writing
one. The spate for such work la smll,
consequently th senlepce nro oftep.
to crowd! that It is difficult to find
theVouo blng"Ted by the pupil whoso
turn It Is to recite It greatly facili
tate matters If he designates the iurt
cf the board on which his seflknea
may be found by a few words, as
front board," or "bylhe window."
NoGlong ngp a biiy was the Impotent)
oatueof a great deal' of laughter Ur
Interposing the words' '"on tho WBe
board," after be had read tho first fnw
words ot his sentence which wero:
"The llelvetlanewero fighting fierce
ly," making It 'appear.-'Tbo Helve
tians were fighting fiercely on the
aide board." Cleveland leader.
KINDflnOAflTEN INPLUENQg.
tl la I'altltalarlr rwnenrlal to an Oaly
( Mid.
Writing- ot the advanced edu
cational Ideas put In voguo at Qulncy,
Mass, by Tranels Wayland Parker. E.
V Krackowlser asys la tho llostor.
Herald:
"Tor example, the child from ths
moment ot entering the truo kinder
garten recognlss himself to be a re
sponsible niMiber of that little com
munity Hut he quickly appreciates,
too, that his responsibility Is limited
by his ability. Hn receives no partic
ular Inhibitions or Instructions; no
'thou-shall-nols' or 'thou-shalls't but
Is Immediately accorded abundant op
portunity for contributing to the com
mon weal Ho plays with his mates,
he studies with them. Hence he foels
not only with, but alio for them, and
finds his highest Joy In serving thl
community which In turn seems all tho
time to be concerned about nothing no
much ns his own welfare and happi
ness. On the other hand, the typical
'only' child Is trained Into priggish sel
fishness by the mlifottune of bis Isola
tion No relations' to othen are estab
lished In bis rase except those of su
premacy; from 1 sell or.'iat hn usually
emerges tho temporary victor, and
therefore tho permanent victim. Now
let this unhnpp, selfish tyrsnt, enter
the kindergarten. He sees tho other
children at work and play He segre
gates himself, and duds himself Ignor
ed He Interfere and discovers him
self to bo a marplot. Meanwhile, the
Kood kinder irlener" content herself
with ixmilltlnc him thus 'to observe
and to sulk without apparent rcstrle
tlon, and soon the good which Is com
mon to all humsn nature begins to
twine Its tendrils about his heart. He
longs for companionship, nnd even
more, lie long tor a Just recognition
ot his own ability and usefulness. And
thus he apprehends tho fact that hi
must becomo a member ot this living
organism subject to all the other mem
ber, and yet Indispensable to earn, lit
yields nf his own free will and his un
happiness ceases. And by this object
lesson he becomes duly socialised sa
far a the ehtldgarden I concerned."
A CHEAT NATURALIST.
.klfb ol Alalamtar AiaMll, Oppaatat
I ftolnllun Idaa.
Alexander Agasslz, naturalist, was
born In Switzerland In 1835. lie ac
quired considerable learning before
coming to the United States In 1I).
Graduated from Harvard In 1SS5, on
of the brilliant cluster of that decade,
be taught for a time In a young ladles'
school which his father directed. Ho
studied t-hemlstry and engineering and
went to California In U&J as Militant
on the coiat survey. Iteturnlng In
1SC0, he became assistant In tho muse
um ot zoology at Cambridge, whoso
department of soology and.jcoJogy4Jai
tha.tawrenc Bctintine school, had'
been created to honor his father. Most
emlent of American scientists of but
time. Alexander Aga,lz roso to be tlw
best authority nn certain forma of
marine life. A copious and absorbing
writer, he stood until his deth first
of purely scientific opponent of evolis
tlon ot species. Ills writings on m
bryology Include Investigations show
ing that the ovum ot any specie U
normally developed produce th sama
species He carried on the "Natural
History of the United States" begun by
hla father. All the Kuropean KlentlB
societies honored tbemselve by plac
ing bis name In th list of correspond
ing members. Invariably as as American,
A OnlOHT SIOUX MAIDEN.
A striking jfismple of th wonder
being accomplished, through education
In tho Indian racers" offered by th
case pf Zltkala-Sa, a oung Bloux girl,
who, Is attracting considerable atten
tion through her brilliant attainments.
She Is a finished violinist, nn elocu
tionist of more than ordinary ability,
an author and a young lady of wide
culture besides, Zltkala-Sa, , which
means Ited Illrd, was born at th
Yankton agency. South Dakota, and Is.
a member nf the Sioux tribe. She ran
wild over tho prairies until eltlit years
old, when some missionaries visited
the agency and took her along with
some other children to their school In
zitkalaW.
Indiana. She remained thero three
yar, .when she returned to the agon
it, not yet being fitted for the now
life. After n stay of four year In Iter
native p4ac. stiu again, cm-cctt, en.
fisrlniJ -tiurlhnm ' Coleuev nunfana:
whero1iool:rledoft sevlrul prjre'j Jn,
oratory. Ultimately she baame a
member of tho faculty of Carlisle In
dian school. Sbo realigned shortly to
devote Her time to lljentunj and mu
sic, and now make her'bome In Dos
ton. Sbo will go to the Paris exposi
tion with the Carlisle Indian Hand.
A lmiNCIl OF KltfjS.
Trom the pitch black Interior of the
freight elevator Mollle Carton re
viewed the situation.
It was worth reviewing, being, as
situations go, unique.
In the first place, no young woman
of sound mind tUa In a freight ele
vator at midnight attired In n dinner
gown as a mete pastime. Add to.thl
the fact that the palrifully new nnd
unyielding rope by which the lift wo
propelled were being pulled upon
by the clerk from the neighboring
drug store-awakened from a sound
sleep for the purpose and It will
readily be seen that something un
usual had hatineiKd In the Carton
family .
At that moment when the drug
clerk was pulling Motile with Inflnlle
pains tunurd, the fifth Hour. rar, of
the apartment building In which the
Cartons had the pleasure ofjresldlng,
Mrs. Utirtoiv ut wringing bcr hands
and culling upon he.tven'to vo her
child uiMin the front stairs. To be ex
act, It was upon tho first step of tho
fourth flight of tlklrs she sat. Which
should make It evident to everybody
that she was conducting her lamenta
tion Just outside her own door. 8ho
sat outside not from iholco. but bo
cause she couldu t llei herself.
In short, she was locked out. And
so was Mbllle '
So was the drug clerk, for that mat
ter, but the fifth apartment In the
"JJrunhllda," 1101 being hi abiding
plaie. lie -ii not take It to heart as
Mrs. Carton did. Having known tho
Cartons for only twenty minutes, his
Interest In the matter was ns yet
quakl-profcMlonal. """
HiK perhaps It would be better to
begin nt the beginning. ' t
He t known, tlinn. Hint Mrs. Carton,
and her daughter bad been giving, j
little dinner that oenlng Inn' gut-It!
had stopped un rather late, and tbo
Janitor, alter the manner of his kind,
having put the lights gut, early. ,M1
lie Hepped Into tile 'ball to light the,
gas,-thai her frlendir; might find lhor
wiydnwn tho winding stair In com
fort. Mrs. Carton followed her, nnd
together they sped th parting dlucff.
Whllo they were'thua engrossed, th
door their own tremherou" front
door Impelled by a slight draft, or by
what somebody has railed tho total
depravity if Inanlmatu'lulngp, clicked
sharply shut. They both turned
quickly, but It was too lato. Tbo latch
bad dono It worst
Their maid had departed Immediate
ly after serving, to a ball. Intending
to spend the night with her sUr. Mr.
Carton was out ot town on n business
trip. So thero was no liopo of success
from within.
It wa obviously Impossible to go to
a hotel attired In their evening frocks,
llesldes, they had no money. They
knew n,o one In tho building Their
friends all lived at n distance. Their
guest wero already beyond reach.
'Mrs. Carton entertained a mental vl
'ton of a night aptuuupon.tha atrccf
or at best In n drafty lia!!injyaf
sank down upon tho stain, artrcme.
Ske also wept.
Hut Molllo was young, and youth I
eter resourceful. Also, she hid a keen
sense of humor. Although she didn't
dare let her mother know It. the, was
aroused. At .all events, the situation
savored of adventure, and an oppor
tunity for adventuro Is not to U lltht
ly disregarded, even It It dots laiolvo
a little discomfort Sho patted bcr
mother' shoulder soothingly.
"Thero. there. Don't cry. dear. Tho
Janitor I luro to havo a skeleton key.
I'll ruh down and get It"
Hut the Janitor hadn't any such
thing. Moreover, bo resented being
disturbed. II was a hard-working
man, he said, and a night's sleep as
aboutiall ha gob out 6f life aside Iron)
thrco'mea) dally.vWhy didn't tho
younrjllady (go ynko up th landlord.
Landlords had an easy time. All tsey
bad to do was collect rents. Tbey
were Just mado to bo waked up. Tbey
liked It.
I'ortunatcly tho landlord lived
across the street. So, wrapping Mrs,
Janitor' shawl about her, Mollis vent
forth to wake tbo landlord.
Notwithstanding his rent-collecting
habit, the landlord seemed to sbtra
tho Janitor's"" vlows'on tho subject ot
sleep. Ho hadn't a dupllrnto key, ho
tnformril her, after at last he had been
awakened and appeared at an upper
window. He seemed to Mollle to gloat
oi cr the tact. Ho Intimated that hi
business wa renting apartments,' not
running other people' domestic af
fairs. "Hut can't you suggest aomethlMT"
Molllo cried, desperately. ' Wo oust
get In, you know.
Ilo suggested tho drug clerk on tho
corner, who had a big bunch of ky
might be able to opu tho door, and
then ho shut tho wlhduw.
The drug clerk was asleep, too, and
bard to route, but at last opened tbo
door wldoj Upon pcrptlvlng n young
woman, however, he shut It again
quickly, that bis disheveled luudltlon
might not, bo too apparent, loafing,
bowater, a crnsk wider inough for con
versational purpose,
"Olv me your prescription," 1"
aid, extending a hand through tbo
aperture, "III turn BP the light n
soon a I get In the back loom, and
you can coino In and lit down "
It was harder than she thought It
would bo to oxplnln hr orrand Mil
lie' tongue Mind to cleave to the
toot of her mouth. 8be oxptrlsaeud
dinicully In breathing.
"I It It Isn't a prescription," &
gasped.
"Ol" said the clerk.
It was all h said, but It sounded
like, mors to Mollle. 8b kui U
,!I-lhaT MwoLW mother and I,
you know ore In greit trouble- "
"Of course, I understand." ssld
drug clerk, Instant sympathy In U
tone .
1
."What doe be understand!" thought
Wollle wildly. "1 v
"Don't you Vnow yurphyslelan'a
telephone number" he went on. '"I'll
call htm up right away."
"'It Isn't lllitfss. It willy Isn't any
Ulflg In your line ot buslne. We are
hU locked out"
Mollle blurted It out at last She
leaved a little sigh of relief and hur
ried on.
VOttr landlord saldjoo bad a big
lunch of keya and were e"ry clever
tout about such things. And I
Ipped Jou'd help us. mi I ventured to
take you. It really Is n serious mat
ter, or I wouldn't have dreamed of dls
lirtili) ar you."
There was a tremble In her voice
ttst convinced the drug clerk. It was
Ue mmc tremble that won Hie "land
hn). Moreover, she was young and
If was young And be did hsppeu to
Kee a good temper.
"I oni)ht not tp, leave the store," hn
Uld. "Touble for me If I get caughti
U It near!" L'
("Just around Tho eornr," Mollle
listened to assure him
, j"Walt n minute, then, until I get
'(jessed, nnd I II come wtth you "
jit seemed n long time before he
(merged. Jingling hi hiinth of keys,
lilt lie- really made n hally tollej. To
ijther they repaired to' Mollle' flat,
ind the clerk trleilhl best to unlock
tlie door but fslleiL ' 1 hen Molllo siig-1
listed the freight elevator.
j"Vou know there Is a sliding door
In our kitchen where w take the gro
ceries nnd things off th elvatnr.
llary never locks It. I hao to do that
ivery night the last thing So It Is
rare to he open And lt qulft) a large
(oor. I'm sure I could crawl thruugit
It,"
Then she turned to the drug clerk
JtprccaUngly.
jj'Tm at raid I'm lionxy and, the rope
lin stiff. Hut Itrfiytm Suppose you
tiuld pull in 1111 (Hi thrf rleVatorr' :
)Tho Janllor'i wife's shawl hid
dipped off by this time, and Mollle
tjuked no pretty that It would have
I' Ajlliffll'
taken a fsr more seasoned Jouth than
IK dtua; ejerk to wttiiaUntttUat,faya5
my aban Btwi plaa-SBiMrleaaaSJPai
"I'm suro I can," ho' answered,
valiantly. "lVt good plan.'1 -
Hut Mr. Carton refused to eo In It
anything but her daughter doom.
"You'll bo killed," she sobbed. "And
then what will your father say?"
Molllo nnd tbo clerk descended la
tho basement, which, of course, was
dark, but fortunately the drug cterk
had n match. Tbey found the elevator
after a short search. It wasn't a large
elevator,. but Molllo squeezed herself
In nnd t llko n quarter-opened Jack
knife, her head bumping the lop of tho
elevator and her elbows resting on her
knees. It wasn't comfortable. As tbo
machine, reached tho first floor a volco
startled them both. It seemed to couio
from above them.
"Jllss Carton," It said, "your door Is
open. Mr. Carton, would like you to,
como upstair ". "
I'WhatT exclaimed MoJUe and th.
drug clergln the s'ame breath.
"How did It happen!"
Hut tho volco vouchsafed no ex
It was an easy matter to drop tho
elevator tho few feet It had ascended.
Molllo scrambled out Sho and tho
drug clerk ran upstairs. Mr. Carton
met them at their door beaming A
tall, athlcUc-looklng' young fellow
stood bestdo her.
"My dear," she said, "let mo present
Mr. Moore, who has so Kindly, I might
aay bravely, helped us out of our dl
leraraa.'jr 1
"Hut bowT" demanded Mollle. heed
less of conventlJiii. V'llow In tbo
world did be do Itt"
''Very simple, I assure you, Miss
Carton," said tbo deliverer.
"O, my dear, bo ran n most fearful
rlskl" exclaimed her mother.
"I happened to be on ot the baih
tlora that keep bouae Just across tho
ball from you," continued tho deliver
er. "I ramo home late and found Mrs.
Carton sitting outside our door In
deepest djstrea. I naturally asked If
I oould Im'bf khIc. And then "
"And then, Molllo," Interrupted Mrs.
Carton, "h went Into his kitchen and
opened Ms door, In tho elavatpr abaft
"PpQfltd to dur prll our inn wtth
an umbrella, nnd swung acroi that
awful chasm right Into our kitchen.
W'Mn't that splradld!"
Mr ftrUn!JttfUVu,'obt oCbre.Hi.
Jack Moor lsughed.
"Tor man with a Yale flld day or
two back of blm It wa nothing at all,"
ho tald. r i
Hut Molt! looked ImprofMd.
The Drug clerk w It and knew that
hi brief moment wa pait It bad
Lmii Slotting while It lasted. Miss
Carton wa churmlng. He hail novsr
Mm o near to a girl of her clta b
tor. Hut h wa glad he knew
WioUflU iu.tfalit that It waa over.
J Jjyi'AMuTftnd Mulll both begged
blm to MinV'ra and have somo sup
Pr. Mollle vn ald she d do some
filng on the chafing dish fur blm. Hut
be declined He uld bo had to get
back to the store.
k
As he bathed his smarting hands'
with hamamell In the safe haven ot
the prescription mom ha Indulged, In
a few bitter tliooRbts. lie remem
bered how pretty Mis Carton was.
Motirn thought so, too. Ilo knew by
the way he looked at her. At this
moment th Yale -man wa probably
consuming the rarebit that he, the
drug elork. had renlljr earned.
The aehe wber hit hands were
scraped by the rope seemed to grow
worse,
"It's a deueeilly tiueo,ua! world," ho
decided.
PFIGACHBD IN SlllnTSLCCVCS.
IttntnrVInn Thontlil Ike t'pUeepal I'ra
lata K Pain Han.
1 Not long ago lllajinp Diidhsy of Ken.
lucky went to preach In a HUM town
In Hi western put of tbe stale, whre
thero are no liplseopnl churches, and
only 0110. In fact, of nr,y other denomi
nation The people nre unfamiliar
with any but, the plainest nnd mot
almple church Vervleo nnd entirely un
accustomed to the vtattncntR which the
episcopal clergy wear. Tho pastor of
the "onlychurch,"a good.coniclcntloui,
narrow minded man. hearing that the
bishop was coining on n certain Sun
day to preach nt tho courthouse, told
some of tho "pillars" of hi congrega
tion that lie hoped they would not de
sert tholr own church to htar the
KpleoHil service. On the appointed
Sunday what wa tho pislor'a surprise
to notice half of his floek absent, nnd
upon inquiry h learned that the courf
house w thronged with the villag
er. Tho next day M met ono of hi
Chief supporters, whos accustomed
seat hsd been vacant at tho weekly
service, and the pastor questioned him
ha to hi whereabouts on Sunday. 7'he
man replied that he bad Rone lo hoar
lllshop Dudley. "What!" replied the
clergyman. "Dactrt 1110 to hear that
pompom prelate!" "You'ro irilstaken
In tho man," answered the culprit
"lllshop Dudley Is no pompous pro
lot Ho preached In his shirtsleeves."
Ixulvllle Courier-Journal.
NAPOtCON ON WlttLINQTON.
"(Luteal ttl.a Uouinill ! raallt
It ureal)."
Trom O'Mtura's ''Talks with Napp
leon" In the Century. "I asked hlra It
lie' thought l.ard Wellington morltod
the reputation lie hod gained n a gen
eral Ho said: Certainly; I think ho
does.' Ho Is a very excellent general,
and possessed of great firmness and
talent, but he has not yet dono- a
much as somo other. Ho hss not con
quered upon so large n scale ' I ob
served that bo had shown great Jtidir
ment and caution latterly, but that at
first J10 had botm too precipitate In ad
vancing Into 8paln. Ho said that ho
had shown a great deal of ability In
the campaign of Spain. 'It Is Impos
sible,' said he, 'far nun not to commit
somo faults. W am nil liable to It,
a.nAllbRannratlwhiiimin1t MtaTlaw. 1
aUtlluiinUwrJUlAH)lB.Tlat1alMfal
and bo has certainly commuted a few
as any ono.' I then obaorved that still
he was scarcely to bo equaled to him
self. 'Why, certainly,' said ho; 'ho ha
not dono so much a I havo dono., JJo,
ha not conquered kingdom In Hie
manner I havo dono, but h Is an ex
cellent general. Ills operation have
not been upon 'to great a scale.'"
Ilaectn ot Nl(hl 1'afllet.
"I abominate, night partlea for chil
dren," said a prominent city physi
cian recently, whllo speaking of tha
care ot the young, "nnd I bellovo every
physician does. It Is not so much th
exposure and tho eating In the night,
but thi! breaking Ititu tho alccn habit
lunlly bad Is It fur children to study
In tbo evening. It gorge their brains
with blood, and 1( tbey sleep they
. dream. I bad a little patient of 12
year who was wasted and nervous,
and whoso dreanil ware tilled with
problems. It was a marvel and a prldo
lo his parents that tho yntlhgater
worked out bard problems In bis sleep"
such as ho failed to master when
awake. Hut ho cam near hla final
problem. I lacked up hi book at 4
o'clock. Ho must not touch one after
upper; ha must play and romp and
then go to bed, II Is now robusU
You'cnnnnt emphasise too strongly tha
mischief of children' night study."
Three Kindt ot Ilrltllll Colonial.
Groat Urltaln has thrco general
cIsmm of colonic. Those controlled
entirely by the home government are
crown colonies, nhd tbalr funds and
laws arc managed by tbo administra
tion, whlih doe a It pleases A sec
ond class has wht Is tailed rpren
tatlva government! In such tho crown
retains tho veto power and control,
tho publlo officer. Thoe of tho third
class luivo responsible, government in
such mIoiiImHI) ownrlui no con
trol over nnjrpdbllo odlcer except that
It appoint tJ)xaVrnornd retain
It veto oirle'gltlatlon.
I-ons-llalrad ami KhnillalraiL
Tho following ory l;Uld by Dr.
Pentecost TI10 Incident I ld to
have taken plaot In tho Daiton taber
nacle. Au iMhvr. came. Jri and slid:
"There Is a man wlthou"tVho wishes to
see you." "Wll," said Moody, "I
have no tlmo to ee him now." "Hut,"
replied U10 ushef, "ho aWfyM ho must
ssyoiron lmpofUnt'bMsIn." "What
kind of a man I he?" "Oh. he I a tall,
tlfln irtan. wild long hilr." "that Bet
tie It." Mid MTOdy; "I Wt want to
te any long hatred men or short
haired w;orocp."
" ' ' gulla Pn-latlMI. I
She la your physician ot lliornew
br old school! He-t-Tbe noweet, I bo
llovo. ShiJ-Wliat Is hi distinguish
ing peculiarity! Uo Small dose and
big fee.
TPXT3 WITH MEAtf). H
rhleago Mail I Runt Itat'aarsat an M
llll.lt rrlnclplea. H
A rrsUurant condiittrdtupoD'HIblf M
principle, "as Christ would conduct tU
an entlng-houae," I In successful op- ' ,WfU
ration In Chlcsgo. Although hidden ,SB
away in an Dlrfwro basement In Clark - 'wSm
street, the reetnurnnt, called "The tlnT
Christian." ha ferown In" favor' sine isW
It establishment a year ago, and hun- lanXS
Jreda of peroonii mlronlxo It 'every llffli
lay. Paul Tuiirk la the proprietor ot vKSfll
"The Christian'' restaurant, and -ho Vimm
declares that be I guided In every act WnH
by the lllble The restaurant occupies EtVSi
a room 10 feet by 00 feet, and It I IfHaKi
fitted out with n lunch counter and a llMB
doien table. The walls arc decorated rJtSI
with quotations from the Scriptures HI3I
tlospel laeellng a'rn held In tho res- 'tHC
taurant every Saturday evening, and It rcKM
la closed on Sunday. Proprietor ftflSa
Iunrk Mya that he followa out a MrTa
Christian Insplrntlon In giving' pat- .jasSi
rons Urge Kirtlons of well-rnokcd food MSS
for the least money possible, live Batt
years ago I was a hopeless drunksrb, ll
tottering between tho penitentiary and K
the grave." Mr. Kunck said yestor- H
dsy, a he arranged n pile nf tracts on H
hla csahler'a desk "One da I went H
Into a Y. M. C. A. meeting, and there M
heard the vnlro nt tho l)fd. Sine B
that tlmo I have been a Christian. H
tlood-by. nnd Cod be with you, llrotb- H
er John," Mr Tunek said, turning to H
shake bands with an aged shoestring H
peddler who moved at n snail's pace. H
Whllo Mr Tnnek waa talking thero H
were frequent Interruption, na cus- H
tomvrs stopped tn pay their checks and B
glto tho proprietor a greeting or a HHl
blceslng. Whenever a customer whose H
appearanra betuktried extreme poverty B
entered the restaurant Mr. Tunek bad B
hint keep his money, nnd the check M
went Into tho wasto basket with a BHl
"(lod bless you," or somo similar M
benediction. Inter Ocean. BJ
UnnWINQ TCAIN CHINA. H
lliln.l. Sllaltttr T.Ill How la rttpmf BBl
Ilia llrlnk, jBJ
'' The assertion mado by Wu Ting BBl
Tang.' Chinese minister to tbo United M
States, -at tba recent Tea Importers'' B
dinner, that Americans did not know, BBl
how to brew tea, attracted so much H
attention that he wa asked by a BBl
morning paper to give tho public the B
proper recipe. Mr. Wu says: "Th BJ
teapot, In China, Is Invariably ot'por'" BBl
celaln, and varies In ttyle, cost and dl- B
mentions In accordance with tba taste, BBl
wealth and lit" of 'the family poa- BBl
sesslug It In the morning a sufficient H
quantity of tho dry ten la placed In' It, 'BBJ
and on this la poured hot water. Xet BBl
tbla Infusion stand for a few, minutes BBJ
say four or five and you bava what BB
w, I tblnk rightly, regard a h drink BJ
fit for tho gods- It I always ready. B
Whenever the not needs replenishing ssssssfl
Mt.')Wa,itaiaeitnaATauaaajaaaiaaBaBBaaaaaaaaH
'i..,al2i..ft.lwaMaM'oBiBKaW1
proportions ot tea, and water or a to '.SH
tho character ot the tea lUelt. It 1 all H
a matter 0 Individual taste. Wo use .H
black and green tea, and havo cither H
weak or strong, just a our. 'taste H
direct. We never drink It boiling hot, H
I dono In Amorlca and Hngland, H
but at a moderate degree ot warmth. H
To maintain thl desirable tempera- H
turo It U customary to cover tbo tea-
pot with a sort ot bag padded with H
cotton and lined with silk. The tarn- H
ily teapot Is simply emptied and re- H
plenlshcd every morning and not M
scoured Inside, a that would rob th BBl
vessel of Its delicato aroma, In this jBJ
way an old teapot acquires a degree, M
of fragrance that Is analogous to the' M
seasoning of a pipe that ha M
been long lu use." Th addition ot BBl
milk, sugar or any other Ingredient 1 fl
severely condemned by the minister, B
Tarntd Ihs TablM on heei. H
A good story, Involving Thomas II. H
flcedi the gigantic speaker of tho last M
houae, slid two congreesnien from H
West Virginia, K?Q, lllackburn II. Do- H
vener and Hon, Itomeo Itoyt Freer, H
both of whom aro small In stature and --H
wonderfully nllko In their goneral ap- H
pearanco. Is now being told. Togoth- M
cr thoy went up to Maine' ponderoua H
representative to bo Introduced. H
"Humphl" said V.r. Heed, "I that th
best the iwralmmon itate can dot" BH
"What do you mean" niked Mr. BH
Trcer. "Nothing." drawled the speak-
er. "I was only wondering at the hVJ
uniformity of thing dnwn your way. H
I supporo the liorses, are all ponies 1
nnd the ptrslmmnn all dwarfs BH
"Well," Interrupted Mr. l'roer, "thero BH
Is one thing In our favor, tho perslm- BH
mpn has more tails titan the pump- BH
kin." Tho laugh wa on tho speaker, HB
nnd he acknowledged' It by cordially HB
grasping theliands ot the Ullputlani 'HP
ami Joining In the merrlmvnt,: -vTSl
1 55i
A Soldier of fortune, WHf
Count Kmllo Ucfliircgard, who -waa' wnt
killed -with tho Ilocr forceat Coknso, ,?4h
wn jor two yanr an olflcer of tho thflk
Lancers. Ho Joined Jn 1891 and re- ""JlllifV
Joined his commlMlon In 189$. Rub- iiftfll
scqucntly bo went nut to Klmberlcy, ' WM
and jolnod tbo Iloer force Irtst July. , ?$
He wa born In 17S, and educated at FJnh
Trinity College, Cambridge News ql D?5
hi dth wa received frdm Pretftrla 'JgrKt
by Count IVesureiiard, of Ueuruemoiith. ifffm
Tho UeaurogJird are Trench royallit, - j hjffl
and wore Milled from Trance at tho i-jfifc!
tlmo ot the Tranco-l'russlati war. -4 IjUft
. Tbtta Women, itH
"The doctor said be couldn't do any- 1 Hh
thing for my rheiiraatlsm unless I -, HH
drop out ot my ntlny-day club." H
"What doee your rainy-day club doj" IH
"Why, we dre up In our suit and IHJ
run around In ths rain, of course." H