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pv -n i'JCT7MBMBhfcilMfailftirTririTiiiniitiiMii I i I REPUBLICAN. H LOGAN, UTAH. HJ A mnn wants to dom It a woman HJ loves him; a womui why ho loves HJ Can you fancy a riebnto on tho Irlnli HJ land bill developing Into a "vcrltnblo HJ lovo feast?" HJ A girl never considers that she has BJ klBsed n man when sho mado him k think ho did It. BJ It Is a wlso man who clnchcB a HJ i leaso on n peanut stand In Oyster Day BM for next summer. HJ '' A Connecticut bishop Is being crltl- HJ clscd for going llshlng on Sunday. HB Wo wonder what ho caught. HJ Hearing that Hetty Orccn had HJ lHiught an automobile, undo Husscll HJ ' Sage went and ordered n mausoleum, HJ Down among tho cannibal Islands HJ 1 this Idea that fat persons nro tin- HJ wholesome Is looked upon as arrant HJ j nonsense. BJ ' j When Sir Thomas Upton lunched Bb with President Roosevelt ho lifted a I cup. Hut as usual ho bad to put It HI down ngnln. BK j An cxclmngo snys "No woman ever BK boabted of being born In n log cabin," )" No mnn does cither until he gets Into 1 n browustonc front. BM, Some enthusiastic people think thst Bff i if all tho Jiiclits were to raco together BB tho order would be Reliance I, Const!- Bl j tution II, Shamrock III. K ) 'Treacher Shocked at C.lrl's Suit," BB fays a hcadllno on a 1'lilladelphla (11? BJ ' patch. Hut It was a breach of promise BB , suit, not a bathing suit. B I : Coffeo is selling at $3.G5 a bag In BB New York, tho lowest price ever BB I known. Those who can drink coffee BB can now dilnk coffeo Itself. BB In tho Worcester Telegram's list of BB gifts received by n couple married at BB Oakdalo wo 11ml: "A horse, Charles BB Merrill." Saw , clothes , or race? BM S Tho world's record for making an BB ; elliptical cloud of dust ono mile BB around is now 09 .'!-5 seconds. It war Bfl '; j . mado by an automobllo in Indlanapo- I il BB) " Jordan used to bo a hard road to B. l travel, but now they uro constructing BB ' n modern rallnny lino along the coast BB i and the transit proposition Is dead H ,casy, BB ' According to a Trench authority B Mr. Rockefeller's Income is $50,000,- BB 000 a year, which, doubtless, Is sev- BB ' eral dollars In excess of his yearly BS I outgo. BB u t Mr. Curtis declares that Chicago Is BB ! tho healthiest city in tho world, pos- BB sibly excepting Stockholm, but no BB city with 4702 lawjers Is a good place BB to llvo In. BBl H I The western Judge who has decided BSj ' that a woman has n right to bcarch BB, j her husband's pockets, might have BB ! , ,1 added that she wouldn't givo up the BB J; practice, anyway. Bit j The little boy was otnln really In Bmu I I earnest when ho wanted to know J I whero tho sun swallowed tho wnter to x' that it drew up through thoso long, 1 ' ' shining straws. BBl j I May Irwin has turned over her BB ll' I S Plays, costumes nnd scenery to her BBI j younger sister, nnd declares that sho BB fi J is going to roliro from tho stage. But BBJ P will tho costumes fit? Bf J t Doubtless there would be even moio BB ji namesakes of John Wesley than there BB aio If parents did not realize tho fact BB that John Wesley Is n hard name for BB tho average boy to live up to. BB ; I King Peter of Servla says ho Is BB I) i going to Invoke tho help of Ood and BB i tho people. At tho same time It BB 1 Isn't likely that ho will overlook the BB 1 j gentlemen who dealt with Alexander Fifty homples of milk were Inspect- m'li, j ed in I)iil8lllo recently, forty-eight BBC ' )f which were found to bo ndultcrat- BBii I ed with water. Now what kind of BBJ I i 6,uff s that to make milk punch Hi "lth! Bfl lly an odd turn of fortune's wheel BBl ' i 1 Charles Joseph Ilonnparto, a descend- BBf I ant of roalty, is chosen as special BBT ' J counsel to prosecute rogues In tho BBj ' I postal departmont of tho American BBf' republic. HE: ' , B j "For action," prints tho Phlladol- Bfll i ' phla Inquirer "read Homer nnd Scott; BH for Imagination, rend Shakspenro and BB! t ' Job." Hut whom did Homer and BB Shakspeuro read? And, alas, whom BBl shall wo read for originality? BB ( Among the now novels announced BR is ono "founded" on tho llfo of Joseph BBT Chamberlain. Another uses for "back- BH ground" tho recent doings In Breath- BBT ltt county, Ky. Is tho novel, as well H as tho magnzlno, to become a glorified BBf newspapers? H If the gulf stroam has shifted half m a hundred miles or more, It is hluh H tlmo that tho United States should H r " rectify tho troublo, and tako meas- BA ures to bring It buck to the. old chan- BV nel. Labrador stylo of cllmuu Is Ht not wanted. BBM''''r:):VfliB. BBnuaBflBBBk BBBRjBBBBBBBk I ftfmm rni.ii.Miiiiii.i,',.K.i,i., 1 "" '"" "' ""'""V Things Quaint and Curious Gathered Here and There 18 A WONDERFUL WHITTLEB. Qeorgi A. Jones of Philadelphia Chal lenges the World. Gcorgo A. Jones of Philadelphia challenged tho world to produce his squal as a whlttlor. The challenge brought a reply from D. F. Clay of Fernwood, who offcrod In evldonco a wonderful dlsplny of his work. Mr. Clay Is 7G years old and a ma chinist by trade. In tho Illustrations given hero nro shown two varieties of chains, each of which ho cut out of one piece of wood. Tho fivo-slded link, or anchor chain, shown Is of cedar. Tho Idea was taken by Mr. Clay from a watch chain. Another soctlon of this chain Is tho eight-link production referred to abovo, with a fancy bit forming a pentagon, the hollowedout lnsldo containing a double loop knot mado of tho Btlck's core, extending laterally when pulled. Tho pentagon, with flvo sides open, revolve on the core. A chain made of links, caok con taining six links, Is of tho twist va riety and lays flat. Mr. Clay has mado many articles besides chains, such as tweezers, plnchors nnd furniture sots, hut ho has mado a specialty of chains and believes that In that line ho stands foremost. INFLUENCE OF THE OCEAN. The Power of the Mystic Sea Afreets All Men. Throughout all ages, in every clime, to peoplo of every raco. the forces of old ocean havo ever appealed with Irresistible power. Us vast area, Its solemn grandeur in repose, Its sub lime spoctaclo when lashed to fury by tho wind, Its mystic dopths whero lie tho fleshless human victims of Its mighty wrath, and whence Issue strnngo forms and feorsomo noises all aro potent In their awe-inspiring effect on tho beholder. Under Its magic spell ordinary mortals stand in ' 2 r..,.i- The Grey Man's Path, respectful Bllenco, for lnck of power to express their thoughts, which may bo nono tho less profound becnuso of Uio lnnblllty to glvo them verbal ut teranco; but poots with tho'lr meed of skill havo over tried with well termed phrnso to tell us of old Nop tune's moods his smiles and frownt and vagaries. Even nmong tho com mon llshor-folk this great Influenco Is notlccablo In Us effect upon their su perstitions, The accompanying plcturo Is of a sccno In the coast "rocks at Falrheatl, near Ballycastlc. In Ireland. Fhlr I.clth, or Tho Cray Man's Path, Is a fissure In tho precipice, and viewed either from land or sea Ib never to bo forgotten. It seems as though eoiuo supernatural powur had caused tho fearful chnsm that divides the rocky promontory so Hint it might visit or summon tho spirits of the deep with out treading n lond nindo by mortal hands. In Its nanow part tho passage Is spanned by part of a large basalt pillar, suggesting u gigantic bridge. Farther on tho passago widens, Its dnrk Bides towor to a greater height, giving a moro wild and scmbor mag nlflcenco to tho scene, and nt longth tho face of tho mighty promontory Is reached, whero tho northern ocean rolls It' threatening billows. Tho Influence of tho -nighty forces of old ocean Is notice jdc In all tho beliefs regarding tho spirit world In dulged In by theso llshor-folk who think thut tho "Orey Man" of tho North tea stalks forth silently and alono up his appropriate path to wit ness some mighty convulsions of nature. NEW SEAL IS APPROVED. Appropriate Device For Department of Commerce and Labor. President Itoosovclt and Secretary Cortclyou havo appiovod the design for a seal of offlco for tho now depart ment of commerco and labor submitted The Department Seal, by Tiffany & Co., nnd orders havo been given to cut tho die. This is said 'to bo tho first devlco adopted for any of tho government de partments which is nbsolutoly correct In all heraldic details, and nt tho samo tlmo having full significance In tho varlod duties and purposes of tho de partment. Tho ship Is adopted as tho symbol of commerce, and tho anvil nnd hammer typify Industry nnd labor. Tho crest is tho eaglo of tho American arms and denotes tho national scopo of the department. "The Cruel Plant." Our picture illustrates a curious Canadian climber upon which there has been bestowed the name of tho "Cruel Plant," because of tho way In which It treats certain buttcrflios. It is an autumnal bloomer, and tho In sects, attracted by Its perfume, hover round nnd push their probosces into its corolla, on honey-slpplng intent. Hut the act Is fatal, for tho poor flics get gripped tightly by a pair of re markable vegctablo plncors In tho heart of tho flower, and held until death terminates tho Btrugglo. Mouse Cause of Train Wreck. A mouso recently wrecked a train. It was walking along a rail, looking at the moon one evening, whon an owl saw It. Tho mouso Immediately gave chase, and tho mouse retreated grace fully Into tho Jaws of a switch. Tho owl got wedged In tho Jaws of tho switch and prevented Its being closed, so that n freight trnln was derailed. Unfortunately, tho papers failed to say whethor or not tho mouso escaped. PONDEROUS WEAPONS OF OLD. Such Were Those Used by Fierce 13th Century Fighters. In tho old feudal days In England strength nnd skill counted for every thing in tho constant struggles for su premacy. In thoso strenuous times tho human being who was physically weak, or who counted on a weapon In any sense Inferior to others for his defense, was Indeed most unfortunnU. Tho student of contemporaneous his tory can scarcely repress a shudder of horror, especially If ho bo at all Imaginative, whon reading an nccount of a battlo fought In that bloody ago. Thoso florco hand-to-hand conflicts whon skulls were split with masstvo battlo ax, or the no less deadly clay more, and men frantically clutched at each other's throats, each seeking to first deliver the final dagger thrust wero among tho most terrible on rec ord; nnd when wo reflect that in near ly every instance they wero Incited by causes of a most trivial nature, we The Seaton Sword. ; should bo thankful that ours 4s a mora enlightened age. Tho weapon shown In our picture known ns the Seaton sword is a re markably fine and unusually large specimen of tho old Scottish two handed variety which Is a valuod heirloom of tho Seatons of Carlston. The blade Is forty-nine Inches in longth; tho total length of the weapon is flvo feet nine Inches, and it wolis soven nnd one-half pounds. Calmly reasoning from this charac teristic heirloom wo detect in it just such hardy, skllless, overbearing power a3 history Informs ub was the character of tho medieval baron be foro the rlso of tho burgher cIbsb re adjusted tho social balance. Pine Tree Bread. Pino tree bread Is being eaten by Flnlanders, and Is almost tho only food that can be obtained by them just now. It Is made of the bark of pine trees, and looks like brown sandstone. It Is almost as hard as stouc, and no ono would suspect that It could bo eaten. Its only redeeming feature Is that It lasts for years In as "palatablo" a condition as when fresh. Cost of Army and Navy. Tho pay of tho army Is $37,000,000 a year; tho quartermaster's department uses $32,000,000; guns cost $11,000, 000; the expenditures on rivers, har bors and forts, $10,000,000; tho pay of the navy Is $15,000,000; tha cost of now vcssols $20,000,000. TATTOO MARKS SERVE TO IDENTIFY ANARCHIST8. England at tho present tlmo Is al most tho only country of Europe whero anarchists aro allowed to consplro at, case. Franco, on tho other hand, keeps a numerous secrot police corps, tho only duty of which 1b to closely watch tho compagnons," particularly thoso who aro foreigners. How many anarchists havo left Franco for tho United States, where thoy aro well received, It would bo Sr (ff) wrR fca vfJ A 161 Wldg. Tattoo Marks Used by Anarchists. hard to tell. At all ovents, It Is not an ahsoluto Impossibility to ascertain who they aro and to detormlno If thoy aio desirable In tho United States while they aro not In Franco, When tney change their names, us thoy often do In landing In Now York or olso whore, their identity can not bo easily dlsclo-ed from a description (It doos not matter how accurate) Inserted In a decree of expulsion; furthermore, tho "Bertlllonago" would not bo prac ticable. Thero is, howotor, tho tattooing, which Is qulto common among anar chists, particularly those of Italian nationality. Tattoo marks aro very hard to eradicate, and oven If tho skin Is removed to prevent Identification trace of tho wound remains. The tat too marks hero reproduced bolong to anarchists of vnrlous nationalities, tho majority being Italians. Thoy would bo recognized at a glnnco. They nro peculiar In two respects; first, thoy aro vory far from being artl.Mc; fur thermoie, most of thorn nro emblemat ic of work. Ic this respect it may bo Btatod that experts In criminology have noticed that as a rulo anarchists aro good workers, thrifty and seldom nddlcted to dissipation. Oregon Short Line R. R. CACHE VALLEY TIME CARD. o No. 11. Daily. No. 15. Dallr. Mixed Pocttcllo, 2:15 p.m 2:40. m. Salt Like. 5:4ip. ra. 12:30 " Olden. 7:15 " 3:10 " CachoJct, 8:55 " 5:30 " Mundon, 0:13 " 6:00 " Loean. 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