I . III
AXaY MORNING, JUNE 25, 1322
Sjp ' . THE GGDEN sTANuARUEXAaJNER 7
The gentleman who hns
WD I n Hen for the nll hoax
' 'Aw. come on in, Jimmie
II lend you one of my
Mills." And now, for the
next five years, gatherings
will bi made merry by s'icli
reiriniscences as "Will von
ecr forget Jimmie in Ed's
bathing suit that day at
lie Digby'sT" It's no game
I for n sensitive person.
T AMONG US MORTALS
SECONDHAND
By RICHARD VI NCFNT Ctl.TER
CoprrtiM IHl N. V Trllmn. In.-
- TrJ HorV Kll I ' I '
"
k APARTMi
1 1
If tnnls and trnSu
lations are really
character builders,
Kustasia is cer
tainly going to j
amount to some- I
thing. And all
of you who have I
had the misfortune
to have been the I
youngest child of a 1
large family and
had to wear in
herited clothes all
your life can sym
pathize with her
that is, if your t's
and t's have given
you a sympathetic
nature.
The Sweet
Young Thing
with her SeCOO'd
h a n d husband
and hi s f a m ily.
Sd i md - hand ar ticles
of tins kind
are Vfcrj liablj to
prove to he an
ti(ues at short
notice and arc
hard to get rid of.
'You see, rnv maid is
friendly with their
maid, and she told me
" And then
J. comes some second
ly hand information re
s'' gnrding "u certain
t Pc,son yoti know
1JdMi (y who I mean." that
! V, somehow never losei
4ffi.'Pyi RedintnWill It
'wf sccms at dear old
f "' ''" S"' v'"'s0
':?''-'fojj$f$ I ' "eer luted with
W&fiffifiBrF I r"'''""U " hank in his
vr'"th. burving the
ySFrarr nu)iie , sen.ing a teun m
ftiryr fte pen, coming out, dig
R '''yr ging up tli money, and loan
vpr ing it out on mortgages to wid
r nus, most f w hich he forei IqSi il
(the mortgages not the wid
om s) - has no and died. Hut uc
oud hand monev. however lauded,
ij never objectionable.
'
f T.-anrw - , -" f T
-.fljHh , "'"T"- . The season of the ea'r means nothing to the
j&t.t', -1 ' t) 'jRr'"" janitor whose headgear depends altogether
V; frWMmL- $6 Q&BFjiFm uPon tnc rubbish in the dumbwaiters. Hence
'i0L2r tH?1 ffP JjmJXp- vWu ne blithelv chops ice from the sidewalk in a
j$y &' WM &nm3ttr 'W srnw cbfpeau and dons this natty little ven-
liekfl Hr'jl t''"l' t' crny fr t'1- torncl season.
m
George, what size
shoes do yoo
wear7" "Oh, seven
eight - nine - ten
eleveh Ah doan
w cah no perUkulef
size, sah."