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THE OCDEN STANDARD: OGDEN, UTAH, TUESDAY, APRIL T , 1919. I I 1 I' I MR iM, The story saith, "Man, in the beginning look well, and I KP take good heed of the ending, be ye never so gay." pg II ' Once a year we play the fool in a harmless way I B ' ' ' ' " ' fpk and flatter ourselves that I -:.y,Bp' ' j Hundred and sixty-five ,t - 'ii-' ' ' - ' ' 'ntDv ZJTw n'om seriously consider- H- g mS what Life means ' ' -jE EB what it exacts. B U" y- ' It cannot be true, because millions and millions I ;- ''r'b' !r-1 ' whose everyday life is spent making a spectacle of e H '--S: ''JBF y very m tbe year is April Fool's day in this B SHhB' ' j stead of safeguarding his best interests by main taining a savings account, he throws his brains to Sn Skinnem Oil, Inc., and sees Qr ; 'si 1 pocketbook and all skip round ffffl lVl " - v '' the corner at the end of a string. fRj( I U Mr fs ?Kvis. Old, old "joke," but daily born jggfgj PS 1 again. yW v -'''"SCsiiSW : A famous astronomer study- qjj yyj A'' : I mg the stars as he strolled 1 oTvjp. -, along at night, stepped kerplunk into the river. fflsp U'd? He failed to watch his earthly progress while he mentally hibernated in the heavens. He might as jbraS 1 well have been blind. He has his counterpart in . -, a ' 'S??v6 I the one who promises himself great things at some frj 1 ' future date, while he daily tramples under foot the $ only means of making his dreams come true. He ISp-P jiiA' wears a tag on his back every day. It says: "I yf am blind kick me." And he is blind, and every ''fW day of his life is one round of vigorous kicks nvTTn in the pocketbook and that's all that gets v'-'m1'' I p) kicked; just the pocketbook, because I .Vr?? fgg there's nothing in it. Yet he would :.'.--.' V-Cv '- j j strongly deny that the year is one chain A. -" ..; - 11 ? f I 7 of three hundred and sixty-five April y 'HffiV' mmam How sudden are the blows of fate! ! How true the words of Byron: llPSSl Vv$' ''' I "Of all the horrid, hideous notes of wop, , "Ht 2p Sadder than owl songs in thf.- midnight Mast, HuCilT!' v Is that portontious phrase, 'I told you so.' " vMhk . Life's prize April Fools are the ones who do 'J? ' not save. They insist that Life must give what Life cannot give unless earned. : Cl Life s ablest ally in the accomplishment of our ymS-y j happiness is the savings account. You are in- :v Svi' eluded in Life's grand scheme of good things. You are the only one who would make you a beggar., y Each to his taste, but, being beg- iffl L' 'i-HS I -- gared, try, if you can, to win 'iWltv I r r & happiness out of that crucible ; :f"'": K ifev'--f' "''"-- ? 3S caned debt. 5 EUllb-v -pi Let April Fool's Day see you MwMMipf yfu wsesi aci f yur 'kMMWh vbBJAb open a savings account and prove 5x1'! ' that even on the day when you are privileged to he Wfs' a little foolish, you can be truly wise. Ogdent good banks invite you to open an account. 7;SV. IK