The Ogden standard. [volume], December 09, 1919, LAST EDITION - 4 P.M., Page 2, Image 2

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. 1HE OGPLN STANDARD- OGDF.N, UTAH. iLLSUAV, DECEMBER V, 19)9 ,
I AsK for"
FIVE MILLION PEOFLEk
USED IT LAST YEAK j
I standard celd remedy (or SO yar.
in tablet fo.-ro-afe. fUN, no
Cpiatea brraa up a col d m 24
'3t3aaV hOUTI relivrg rnp n 3 Jy
-raj. Money back If it fails. o
T)ftHn jine l1f j' "
iSllx fia. A All Drag St.r:
II Series of Trees to
Be Set by American
Forestry Association
WASHINGTON'. Pre. 9 Starting
tTlth the famous "Wye Mills .'-'
T wear Easton. Maryland, the American
! I forestry association ;innminrM the
I first of a series of trees for its "Hall
9 !"amr." This tree CWer a third
r an acre of ground and has a spread
of one hundred and forty and a half
I feet. The cireumferenc-1 on- fool 'rum
tie ground is fifty-one add a half real.
I IBbo American Forestry sssoclal on is
cfcmpilin;, a "Who'.-: Who" of trees in
.tnifrlca and i'.sks thai pictures and
j i dita to Bupporl 1 he claims foi ceo
II Mi nn Be forwarded to It.
II ! Additional enn:es received todn
j I I i by G. V
1 lev of Da-, ion, ''.u. an efa at Cai
11 I bondalc. Pa., hy E at. Ieck; an lm by
I , itumon' Kernel; . eye or Crewtards
1 1 i vglh , Indian
Jj SThe acacia tree entered h Mr
11 wearkley is twelve and a half fetcl In
1 I cXrecmference ann it three feel r i
j j i '" at he grouii ind a n tt
to a Dayton tree, no one cart b
found no maftet hot! fid. who can re
member n time when the tree was not
I ' i . big as it is now. Th' elm at Craw
' rSrdpelllc has a spread nf yf fet
SBBJn OO
Ml Don t Be Without
II Sloan's Umm.
j j I Keep it h?ndy it knows no equal
in relieving pains and aches
Hi I I t LOAN'S LINIMENT has been
W (..'. toi
WM j
Hll j ran be but one r.nswt-r it produces
V'l ' Applied without rubb'nr. it penc-
I t trates to the affp.cted par! bringing
H I ica. sore, stiff, strained muscles, lame
I back, and other exterior pains and
I .-prains and il.' i :l '' exposure I'
Hj I leaves no mossiness, stain, clogged
I i,. : a largi bhttlt for greal r e on-
HI omy. Keep it handy foi use when
H needed. Your druggist has it Three
Wife of General
H Angeles Dies in
. New York City
Hi S it
BAD H BW YORK. Pc 7. fcenors Pelipi
H An . lfe li
Hl IT tionary leader recenily executed bj
I ('arrsi .a iroeps. l -.1 ...
II havlhi been Informed of her husband's
HI j arrest and death. She r ani'
li I Ml l'ao three months ago sufl ring
11 from nervous exhaustion canr.l by
HJ I tear for her husband's safety and r: ci
M I ually grew worse,
1 1 At th- time of Oeneral Anrlee' e.
BB Il! cution her condition wnc so feehlc
1 1 tai her frion.is deemed II Inad bl
BaBaWHi ' 5iv npws :'n' sr' remained
HJij gnoranee to lb I Sh
BaHilil 1 our children. Senors Angelei w t ;
ears old.
ENGLAND SUFFERS
FROM LOW WAGES
LONDON, Dec. 9. Enn'und still!
in Buffeting from low wages, declared.
Lord Lcverhulme. one of England's
beel known manufacturer, on the eve,
of :.;s departure for the I'nited States,
T.ork Lcverhulme has set an example
to British industry by application to'
bfi pwn boslness advanced ideas in;
the Selations Of eapltal and labor.
"Our wage earners have inherited'
deafl irhicl lov wages inflicted upon
:uem and our manufacturers have not
been drlv n by big wages lo develop
labor-saving machinery." he said "The
of low wages has passed. If our
manufacturers Improve their inachin-,
cry and our wage earners throw aside
iujDiclon a a policy ruinous to their
v. n interests, we shall have a tre
at nde ! hi me market in r.ngian.-i and1
a bigger surplus than any other nation j
to send abroad lo pay for our raw
luaferlals."
Nor only did Lord L-verlvilme see
no prospecl that wages would fall in
England but he declared that he did
noi wish to see them drop, bur would
like to see them go higher, provided
always that production kept pace with
the advance in wages.
ker! by a r presentative of the
I Daily Chronicle what he would do to
raise money it he were chancellor of
in exchequer. Lord Lcverhulme re-
! pl'ed :
1 would Institute a 'a:c on trading
profits, starting at profits of 2000
nffindi - rliHg so as not to hurt th
Uttie 1 iisine n 11 wouldn't be a
. in n U ' tax thai spoils the whole
m'pg. It would be a t:i.7 of 5 Pr cent
on all ir-d.nt prolit aboe 000
pounds sterling. Now .a. e whet that
tax- woutd do. It would stimulate in
dpstry. A lew ,n apiial cripples In
dustry! but a ta: on profits bucks In
rtu trj Op: makes it think harder and
vork harder.
"Such a tax as I suggest which
rc, uld fall "n the ordinary shareholder
rh- Toii.l still have to pa) his in
come tax. and. iT liable, his super-tax,
(would have a quickening effect In the
whole region of industry. Income lax
i- hard on the person with a small
fixed incoTue; but it ts a stimulus to
i mar business who an easily ld-
ri B his profits hy thinking mci"
clearly, worKIng much harder, and
acting With mere With and courage.
Bo, m preclfely (he like manner. S
profit UX would act on British in-
;dus;ry."
AN FASY WAY
10 PUT M FLESH
Get Strong, Healthy and
Vigorous at the Same Time
If you want to put 00 pounds of
solid, stay-there flr-sh if you want to
be strong, healthy and vigorous: you
nmi hae strong nfi-.as and plen'y
of rich, red blood. The quickest, sur
est and easiest way to strengthen your
oervea and fill your arteries with rich,
red. iron blood i to regularly take a
5- ah) tablet of Blood-Iron Phosphate
ii each meal Thousands who have
iiriod it h r0 f -l I in h w'"?.t a really fine
thing Blood Iron Phosphate is how It
helped jutti wiicn an eise taueu hh j
If yon want to look better and feel bet
ter, to be chuck full of I ec old time
vim. energj and endurance, the best
thing yoo can do la to go to Mclntyre'
Drag ( 0. or any other druggist and get
enough niood lron Phosphate for a
three weeks' treatment. It costs only
$1 ,80 -r.x a week and the chances'
are about 100 to 1 that your friends
will sor.n br telling yOU hOW much bei
ter you are looking, and that you'll be
' irg about how strong you are.
Advertisement.
COFFEE FRITTERS
CoTfei- fritters are excellent made of
the dark breads. Cut the stale bread
i "Jo rather thick slices and soak them
I for a few minutes In strong coffee
I Beat up the yolk of one or two eges
i (according to the number of fritters
to be made), add a pinch of salt, a ta
bU spoonful of sugnr and two table
spoonful of rich milk Brush the
Isliees of soaked breail with this on
both side.' and fry in fat.
Hj I At the Orpheum Theatre
I I WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER lOih
Between Two of the West's Most Marvelous Wrestlers
HI I Jack Harbertson
I -ht Heavyweight Champion
II I "Tiger" Joe Cramer
of Colorado
WITH TWO EXCELLENT PRELIMINARIES
These two grappltti erill give Ofden wrdttl g I loj rh
II 1- PPortuhity to witness one ol the finest, faateai bouts ever
Jirratie.t m tin .ountrv
3 TICKETS ON BALE AT rill' ORPHEUM BOX OFFTl E
prices
I Itlngeide $3. vith war tax $3 bleacJaOffl on s'.ag. $2.5o with
M- war lax. $2 75. box seat. $2.iM. wrh war imx, $2.?j; loWSt floor.
H t,' I S2, with wr '.n. $2 10; threo front rows of balcony, 2. wfh w, r
( tax, J2 2", remainder of balcony, 1 SO, with war tax l "., -
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CONSOLING THOUGHTS.
All the world seems in a hole, and i
my ccuardian -prite I think that I have j
a modest roll safely salted in the bank
Landmarks we have cberisfetd well
are uptorn anl thrown away, and no
prophet can foretell what may happen
in a day. Things we thought were
anchored fast are adrift upon the tide,
.nd like leaves upon the blast, customs
old are scattered wide. All our moor
ings are destroyed, all our milestones
trampled flat, and we face :;n aching
void, and we know not whcr We're at.
All the witches are abroad, on the
storm clouds dark and dank, and 1 m
glad 1 have a wad safely salted In the
bank. We have quit the rid time WBy,
for a road that Is SCCUrst; there's a
crisis every day, nnd the last one is
ih- WOrat. Men who once abhorred
the bluos now are viewing with alarm;
and the paper's filled with news
breathing ihreats of dole and harm. In
the background Is the sage, in the
foreground is the crank; and I'm glad
1 have my wage -a f .salted in the
, bank.
on
EoteMook
By lf: PAPE I
, Me and Pads Simklns and Lcroy
Shooster was .standing erround the lam
I post yistiddy aftimdon, ami some man
'Came up holding one &ide of his lace
wiih both hands, saying. Can eny of
' you. boys tell me wan? thercs a den
tist i i this nayberhoo'l
Theres one 2 blocks away and one
about d blt'ck:' away, sed PUdl Sim
kins, and het man sed. Well wares
"br neerest.
2 blocks away, sed Puds, and the
man sed. I know that, I know that, I
nieen v at direction''
III lake you there, mister. I sed.
So will I. m'airr. sed Puds and Le
roy Shoos ter. Wfch we all s'arieu to
do, me wawklng in frunt of the man
and Puds and Leroy fJhcosier wak-
in on each bide of him. Beinr; a m'd
!dle size man with a email Biae m;:s
tasb, and about half way to the den-
tlsta we slartfd to go pasi Sid Hunt
and Sinn-. Martin, Leroy t-hooster
saying, Come on along fellows, beers,
a man go: a tooih ake and we're tak
ing him to th dentists.
Wich Sid and Skinny started to
come too. the man saying. Confound
r. I dont need every kid in the city!
to show me the way.
Therms ony ." of 08, mister, sed Puds
Stmklns. Wich jesi then we came to
the dentists, all u? 5 fellows going in
ahed of the man to show him the way,
the man saying, Locklor, Ive got a ter
rible tooth heer, 1m afraid it wiil haff
to come out
Ill look a: it. arc all these yours, sed
the dentist. Meening us 5 fellows, and
the man sed. Hevvins no thr; jest
showed me the way hc-er and I sip
pose they wunt to see the show, 1 dent
need them if you dont
Cleer out. sed the dentist. JJeening
i us 5 fellows, and Puds sed, I was the
one told him about you. can: I stay?
This Is no side show, .sed the den
tlSt, Meening he couldent. and we all
went out agen, Puds savins The next
time enybody wunts a dentist Hi take
them to the other one. And we stood
out on ihe pavement a little wile to
see if we could heer eny yells wich we
jdidcnl so wo all went back to the lam
ipost.
on
LIFE'S HARDEST TASK.
It i! no easy task to be
little fellow's doting dad;
Sometimes ih duty seems to me
The biggeM job man ever had.
To cut away a mountain ridge
Or sweep a riv r from Its bed
Or close a chas-m with a bridge
On which a man may safely (read.
Are works stupendous, but I hold
That these the skillful mind can
plan ;
i But he must needs be wise to mold
A little boy into a man
The engineer can calculate
Precisel "hat his steel will bear.
The builder knows the very weight
That rests upon his girders there
But who an read the wronc from
right
And sift the good from all the bad
Be that a man of truth and might
Shall blosFom from a little lad"
(One careless word or though tlesc
deed
Which he may chance to hear or see
I May In the future be ihe seed
Of ruin and Its mi?er .
'There Is so much that he must learn
So many things that he must know.
At every Utile bend and turn
He must be taught ihr v. a io go.
We cannot nicely calculate
The weight that he is fit to bear
Or guess what cruel storms of fate
Shall change his gladness to de-
spalr.
With all ihat we can know and see,
j The biggest task man's si St had
Since life bogan. has been to be
The father of a little lad
Slovakia City Has
Plenty While People
of Vienna Starve
PRESSBCRO. Slovak!. Dec. 8.
.Nowhere in Europe exists such a
i -harp contrast In food conditions as
i bet ween this place and Vienna. While
he great city fifty miles away rocs
, hungry and ni-..tle,ss day follows mea'
ray. here is food in SBfrtSBHS.
and rheap. There wer nix ruai- OB
the dinner card of a huiel hr today
and ever;, WlBtM regetaMe the rllm
I affords. Whipped ream, batter
Ladies LetCntiriiT3
Keep Your Skin
Fresn and Yound
a-nitTh a. paaagSMSj esgwsjg
r 1 imm tmtmm i fal aiiiiia nil T afiilM an
Why tike instrument you buy I
should be a Victrola I
Because it is supreme in beauty and fidelity of tone. OW. 1
Because it is the chosen instrument of the most famous rshL-
artists. Because it is the instrument of great musical t iw8o&
achievements; the instrument which revolutionized "
talking-machine construction; the instrument which is 'y3gr
the one recognized standard in the world today. fS!!IjBBBB-Vt
Bad; of the Victrola are the genius and skill which 'j
developed the talking-machine from a mere toy into the "'ifeCiSj
world's greatest musical instrument; the organization v n ySMjn
which has the longest experience in producing the iflfllloffl
modern disc type of instrument; which invented the C
original cabinet-style talking-machine, the Victrola; jf'
which originated all the important talking-machine -jUt j
Tne Victrola is the product of the largest and most 09S
complete plant in the entire musical instrument in- Q SIjIM
dustry; factories which for a quarter-century have been -mIBS
devoted exclusively to the manufacture of talking-machine SSBSiJi
products; factories whose vast facilities and modern . KSnmfj
equipment enable us to produce every part of every ISlm
Victrola right under one roof the Victrola is the only 3 V jRJfSSt
talking-machine made in its entirety by one concern. v jJM
These facts- have a direct bearing on the in- j, -SS
strument you buy for Christmas. The Victrola c 'Sri
is greatest because the company which makes it y SSK
is greatest. Buy the Victrola for Christmas and vo. LS"BWp
you will always have the satisfaction of having I
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and cheese, fresh eggs, white sugar
and pastry are to be had in every
restaurant. The hotels are steam
heaied and smoke issues from every
chimney.
This was the rich hinterland of
Vienna before the disruption and
pound the products of its fertile fields
into the capital. Now a new political
boundary Intervenes and not one
pound of supplies may pass into
Austria. The cars of the broad eauge
electric line may not cross the fron
tier Passengers descend at the bord
er and walk several hundred yards to
another car and soldier guard? a both
the Austrian and Cz -cho-Slovakian
sides search everyone carefull) Pass
ports are examined as if war pre
vailed. ,
A business man of this city ad
mitted to the correspondent that the
region could export food In ap
preciable quantities as well as large
quantities of firewood. But the Aus
trian crown Is so (heap and go,-rn
ment regulations against sending food
from the country so- rigid that no
negotiations seem possible.
PE R I S C O P I is
THE WORLDfj-
with
Our Office Boy.
v.
UNCLE WOE ON CHRIST'.'AS
CIFTS
Chrisfmas rifts."
Set Uncle Moe.
"Is meant far feSJlfsV
Not for show.
Jes a littls
Vr'm yer heart
Is worth th' besi
(n any mart
I A prett card.
iThet speaks yer thoughts
Is th' ben thet
Kin be bonrh'
Kf ye caim ffopl
The littl- bl.
Whistle an'
I lonfi give a whit.
Buy a stamp an'
A pncj) or pen
Twon't mak- no rlif'reni .
V yer trlend
Whut he v. ants
la V hear fm ye.
An' Laddie, take
This tip fr'm me
Spirit's a thing
Thet money calnt buy.
I An' money caint kill St
IT WON' T DIE '
The symbol of love Is no good in an
orchestra but hold on a mu cian
i can work while he plays.
, Doctors are agitating fcr an .h
hour day. All of us would be happy
If we wouldn't be oick at night.
We are the president of our home
but our wife is ihe board of direc
tors. It makes us feet like the Kin of
England
Prizefighters are no intelligent that
they are often mistaken for police-
I OMSLi
It's possible. bJt a por p'an. to get
j our wife on the installment plan.
It doesn't cost the landlord ao -thing
to ral9o your rent for you. But
.1
HEARTBURN
I or heaviness after meals are
I most annoying maniietaLons
I ol nTjd-dyspe.jsia-
I Ri 0I0S
9 pleasant to take, neutralize
M acidity and help restore
norm al digestion.
MADE HY SCOTT A BOWM!
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I who likes to be asking favors con
tinually? Everybody's willing to sign a pledge
now.
Th? best cure for indigestion is to
live on the fruits of year own enter
prise
It Is stranae bow little far the aver
age man displays while talking to his
wife over the telephone.
If we followed t:ie counsel of our
stomach, we eat today and get wet to
morrow, instead of saving for a rnlny
day .
A telephone girl ought to make a
PBOdt I lfe She's not allowed to
talk back, you know.
And speaking of telephones. Home
women won't ha e thm in Ihelr
home because they ran t staad ha
log 10 ink inoth'-r woman fr perm a
Mon to talk.
We. don't think the profiteers have
been treated right. Lot's giv thni
their food, drink and clothes free -and
let the state pav for it
The Polntsville, Tenn., Confederate
finds tnat 'This country Is going to
the very devil." That's dlrcouragtng
to nay the least.
We understand that no Bolshsrrifc
begins to f'ght until he is half shot.
And also com monssnse is a b tter
pill to any I. W. V.
Fooluh things are easily done but ,
r.obody knows w hy .
Well, me are convinced thai Jonah
furnished proof enough that ven a
wiiale can't keep a pood man down.
I- there est thing more rejjrei4L.i
than starling an arsrumerr r the
breakfast table
A woman fell in a rat of wine re- ,
cently and th n refused to come out. I
Til cal mi m wb
tapped the vat and robbed her of her
, good spirits. j
I But then, a man is fortunate hB I
he doesn't think continually of hi II
misfortunes.
Hive Von Tripltz a little half tonic jj
t" hia beard and h- ;i make n sow
Bolbhevlk H 1 'r
thing but that. B
There's no ether in the Nve soll m
in our ' on n n-i r i - r'
! do hot ta In It elthei M
We are .nclmed to bebeve that ta'k
s a quack remedy for J.yth'f.g I
But then, look at the " .stirooniaU I
, from the senate. V
. i . - on P '' I
jhlbiiion as long as it ia left in dJr j
UP TO DATE EXCUSE t(
Fanner Hey, there; how ram I
I to be up In nn apple tree'' fffH
Bo; Plsai ter, 1 r -' oa
el i d rpla I ,
LoM-i-n r 1
WE DON'T SEE. EITHER!
I 0ee bow t
other hair
"I .lon'r see Hhrr ho anyww .
:in live w VShj
WHICH REMiriDS US THAT
There mav be ) iM M9 good f'pD ' 'l
In ihe s. a. but the last one teoK I
PNEUMONIA
CaJJ a physician, lmmedi- g4
ately begin emergency JTH
treatment with rS
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