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THE FURNITURE S ! New Victo for Sep On Sale H YOUR v j' AjuC uGCCXcw* 3fie <$j<Mne 31 .Han diwl C?irUD&ie $3<3T ?? ' . II I II BBBK |?Social ana Iteus for this d partmeu iS *ont or telephoned jo tho Tel | jjj Telephone: Uoll 890. Hot Arnett Reunion. About 2,500 people gathered Sunday for the Arnett reunion at J Georgetown. Monongalia county. They enjoyed a basket dinner in the grove at noon and in tire afternoon were seated in a large open auditorium to hear former Governor William E. Glasscock and others speak. The eleventh annual reunion {was a success. , The guests arrived in the morning ' from various parts of the state and western Pennsylvania. The officers were re-elected as follows: C. M. ArHett. of Fairmont, president; Edgar Arnett, of Amettsvillc. secretary. This business dispensed the grand ' concourse soon spread their tableNOW FOR (JOGI) CAKES. The Chicago Dairy has thp exclu-' slve right to supply Clarksburg with Stone's cakes, made by a well known' cake specialist and famous through-1 out several states for t.heir fiavory goodness and wholesome purity. They are made with pure hutter I and selected eggs, in a spotlessly' ^ clean DaKosnop, anu win i-uuie m uc Chicago Dairy fresh from the oven every day. There are several variel' ties to choose from and they retail at ten cents?less money, it is claim- [ ed, than the housewife would spend j / if she were to bake a cake as large i ' and as good as these famous cakes. ' ?Advertisement. LISTON'5 Opposite Postoffice, On Pike. Pickling Cucumbers, Pickling Onions, Heinz White Pickling Vinegar, Pure Cider Vinegar, Everything for pickles. J. H. PATCH & CO. 114 N. Third St.. City Cleaning and Pressing B Neatly and Promptly done, gj Also alterations nnd repairs B of nil kind of hotli Ladies' B and Gents' clothes. I t ~~~\ Auto Livery Co. Tayicabs & Touring Cars c L =g $10 Lots-$10 Ten dollars down and $6. a month buys you a tine level lot 50x150 feet. $1100 * Buys a 1< >t 37x142 foot on Montieollo avenue, five minutes to post office. GlennB. Waters Real Estate Broker 306 Prunty Bldg. " TH TORE OF QUALITY r Records tember ere 7 oday 77 IS GOOD : it, iw Aaoe U vimx^mq C<s. G~ D & riejtuKni^weW c&rld^n^ ' I Personals MOiil t are welcomed They may bo <gj ognun'i cditorlAl deportment. gg cloths In the grove. The different families entertained their groups at one or the most sumptuous feasts ever carried to Georgetown. In the afternoon addresses on subjects of interest to the clan were given by former Governor William K. Glasscock, of Alorgantown; the i Itev. Thomas .Meredith, of the Bellview Methodist Episcopal church, I Fairmont, and the Bev. JMr. Chap- I man, of the Arnettsville Methodist , Episcopal church. The audience was seated in an open amphitheater with a great: number of planks In rows for sents. 1 A large platform was also inipro- > visedly built. Interspersing the oratory selections were vocal numbers by various singers. also sextet renditions under the direction of Oscur Nease, of Bellview-Falrmont. Among the guests the largest numbers were from Fairmont and Morgantown. Xuzum Reunion. Copies of the following Invitations are being sent out to the various connections and members of the Nuzum Family and Historical Society. "Fourth annual reunion of the Nuzum Family and Historical Society will be held at Loop Park, Fairmont, West Virginia. Wednesday. September 6, 1916, assembling at 9 a. m. Those living close should bring well-filled baskets. Kindly advise If you will attend. You are expected. I. N. Nuzum, president, EIvood, Ind.; Charles E. Nuzum, secretary, Fairmont, W, Va." The coming reunion promises to be one of the largest and best ever held by the association. Formed [our' years ago, the organization Is branching out with new members added to the list from year to year, and the Interest In the reunions Is getting very strong. Mr. Sam R. Nuzum .of Fairmont. Is vice presl- i dent of the association, and lie is one of the mo3t active members of the body. A number of visitors are expected there from distant points for the reunion this year. Sunday at Club. Quito a few of the members and out-of-town quests spent Sunday at the Country Club. PERSONAL Pr. and Mrs. John P. McGuire have relumed from an extended automobile trip In the East, and on their return visited Mrs. McGulre's sister. .Mrs. E. G. Pheronx, in.Einn.ettsburg, Md. Agnes and Sumner Stuart, Jr., of i Morgantown, are visiting their j grandmother, Mrs. Agnes Stuart. Judge and Mrs. Charles W. Lynch and Lawrence Lynch will leave today for Columbus. . - ?-?- ?, tCoctlnued on page 6.) i Yuba City. Cal., has had nobody In its jail for six months, not a marriage in a year, all the uadertakers have : moved and the city marshal's only I duty In a year was lo kill a dog. Britain contains 13,000 interned German prisoners. NOTICE! Any person or persons Having posj session of or any claim to missing j bank book No. 9098, are requested I to present same to The Lowndes | Savings Bank and Trust Company, i and submit to having said book cancelled and a new book Issued In lieu thereof. TllK LOWNDES SAVINGS BANK AND TRUST COMPACT. By GEORGE L. DUNCAN, Treas. DANCE DANCE DANCEj Yourself and friend are re-\ J quested to attend a dance to bej l mi.fin nl Vinotnn U.ll fUaorfnn. I tgaveu ui u itoiug unit \ I'l tuuuni brook, \V. Va.) every Thursday 'and Sunday, dance from 7 to 10 p. ra. 30c round trip. Given by ' Jo. Mollno. Music will be furnished by Prof. H. Boffa's big ori chestra. He will play the latest (and popular dance music. r I E CLARKSBURG'DAILY 1 HUSBANDS T1 AND HA1 + "Spare the Rod and Spoil the , Hubby" Recipe for Domestic Happiness. NEW YORK, Aug. 28.?Herewith the i -111.. I? 1? ........ , cwiij Di-asuu in uiuuniii ucbitiitu u|?vu. ? From this day on till the hot weather 1b over, wise New Yorkers will not i burden their stalling brains with the Mexican problem, the presidential election or the success of the new offensive of the Allies. To spank or not to spank i Is the question of the hour. It's much i I too warm to think. If you don't be- i llevc It. read the letters which have i been written In the Inst few days byj ] hausbands und wives who favor or oppose spanking as a first aid to conjugal concord. i (imnn-l'ps .Need Hindi. The controversy was started by an i innocent little document from a wife who declared frankly that grown up persons as well as children are the better for an occasional whipping, ad- < ding that her own husband had been changed from a drinker and smoker ' into it model mini, with a gond Job. money saved and a line home by the Judicious application of those wifely principles. Spare the rod and spoil the husband was this matron's recipe for domestic happiness. Many husbands, doubtless, would rather he spanked than nagged. Spanking, like war, Is only one form of the force argument, in many eases not so objectionable and not nearly i-o efficacious as hysterics or tears. The pacifists of the home, like those of the larger world, don't seem lo realize that to put an end to physical warfare won't put an end lo war. Money as Weapon. War can he and is made with money all the time, though every sword is sheathed and every bayonet sleeps in Its sralibarrl. And war is made ?pressure amounting to tyranny is exerted In many homes wherein Dm word spank Is so discredited that it would not bo let in the back-door. Per- ! i sons who decry the rod and the slipper ns corrcotlve agents may use moaner weapons. It has been proved that i small hoys when given a choice between a lleklng and a milder, hut i longer and more horesotne penaco elect i always to take the licking Hoys Prefer Picking. After nil, when you're licked for go-. . ing (Islilng you can lake the licking i and go fishing again. So husbands given their their choice between lining lectured or spanked for staying out late at the club might choose the shorter and more merciful punishment. 1 Still, the husbands who have written their views, do not seem to lie as philosophical about their spankings as , thev should lie. Thov do not lake ilte hroad, Impersonal view of the wife, for , Instanec, who writes that Imr huslmnd has spanked her frequently and that ( she feels that her homo is hnpplor and she herself a better woman for ( the spnnkings. Tlte letter which started the spanking controversy and those written in , answer to it are printed below. Origin of Controversy. "On the needs of spanking which were discussed in the World, f would n say that grown people should he, spanked, as well as children. Whip- . ping has reformed my huslmnd from a drinker and a smoker into a model man. i "After n few months of misery I do- . y A JOKE. She says that I am dull." You should crack a few Jokes once 11 a while. Ask her to marry fou, or loinethlnp lilu? that." The Joy of Feeling Right Inside Is largely a matter of right eating?of choosing food that Is both appetizing and nutritious. Grape-Nuts with Cream not only nourishes and sustains body and brain, but tastes mighty good. The sweetness of long-baked wholo wheat, blended with the delicate taste of malted barley Is a wonderfully eeliclous flav- I of. j Grape-Nuts contains all of the nutriment of the grain, partly predigestod, including i the vital mineral aalts, so nec- | easary to thorough nourish- j mcnt. | "THERE'S A REASON," for Crape-Nuts ! i 14, TELEGRAM? MONDAY.. H1RIVE ON SP BIT PROMISE rided to lake matters In my own way So one night when hi was hutt drunk ?ml his pay half none 1 lost my tone |ier, took him over my knco and gini li 1111 a soiiinl thrashing. 1 havi spanked him often since when I took s notion. "Now ho has a good position, money luvcu aim a line name MRS. V McC." hikes living Turned. "1 would say thai while 1 have nevei liud occasion to even think o( punishing my hushuml, he has (reipienlly spanked me. and I freoly udralt tin result has made our home life hap pier. 1 hud been careless in muuj things and caused my husband imivl worry until he look the advice ol ny mother und aoiuidly spanked me Since then 1 have realized that then ire many things I should not do and I refrain from doing them, knowins that If 1 am caught doing lliem my husband will not hesitate lo place mi iver his lap and spank me. While In Is never brutal III punishing me In has hunted me many times, ami I fee I am better for It "I know there would he more hap py couples if more husbands wouli do the same thing. I freely admit thn my life has been made happier sluci 1 have been called lo an accounting tor my misdoings. "MRS. A." .>J?JMIKH1 niicc I 'ally. "Those very energetic wives win spank their husbands should keei that fart fo themselves. My wife iy:u their Jotters and was very much in terestcd too much so for nie. night I stayed out rather late at ni> r 1 ul?. and when I returned home re reived the surprise of my ninrrirc life when my wife handed tno the lies' spanking I received since my hnyhoor days. "This morning at breakfast 1 re monsirated with her and attempted t? stick tip for my rights, whereupon ! was taken from my meal and giver another introduction to my wife's rid ing crop. \ spanking: at night b had enough. hut to start the day witl Tno Is simply indescribable. Aside from the humiliating fact of a man's discussing war at his eluh and liter going home to he spanked by Ills wife it will make husbands invent lies t< tell their wives rather than take tin spanking. My wife will In future gc more (lbs from me than truths. "IXDIfJXAVr HrSMANIk" S?*es Trouble Ahead. "Honest and truly, I hate to write this letter, but the letters you've been printing about wives spanking Iheh husbands makes me want to write this because I'm always getting spanked by my wife. Honest, Mr. Editor, von don't know how ashamed I feel to to 1! Ill's to 'lie public, hilt I'm just so full if it I can't help It. "None of our relatives or friend? dreams of the way she works off bet tantrums on me. And the funny part of it is I'm a good husband. Well mil can sec for yourself I don't Ram. hie, drink or chow or smoke (snvi mice In a while I sinnke a cornsllk rig arei for fun, but as corn ain't rlpenov I haven't smoked any tills season. Don't that sound like I am a goor hushnnd? "I'111 a piano tuner and work steady mil give her my envelope every week hut a man ain't 'n much humor to turn pianos when his wife's spanking hlnr IUSBANDS* WIVES GAD TWO . . ill the time is he? Outside of thai ine fault, though, site is a tine wife Sometimes I think she Is crazy on tl? subject because right in the middle ol a quiet talk she'll grab me and Iny me ueriiss her knees and let me ltavt it. One thing about her, she don't use no hoard or nothing, hut gee, how,she ran hit! She's alinnst twice as big a: I am. It's alt right to say I made t mistake In marrying a big woman, but I thought the world of her. I do yet that fart makes me sore at her treatment. I stole down to the Pole grounds Fourth of July morning tc see the Giants and Brooklyn play, lolling her I had to work. 1 came home with n score raid In my pocket and she choked the truth out of me. Then she took me on her knee upside down Glorious Fourth for ine! I don' think. I'll know I'll be sorry I wroti this because she'll sec It and wliei she does?me for lite arnica. Th< only hope I see Is that she's getting rhoomatlsm. "BELOW THE BELT." Victims .May TTnIte. "And me grieving till thcBC years Ir the belief that I was the only boot husband who was getting spanked! From Ike letters you've been getting I'm sure there arc enough of us tr organize an niuinni. w nai a emmet to swap experiences and exchange alleviation ideas! You can see Iron the letter 1 write I'm not a mnshliead Furthermore, I'm tlmt much higgei than my wife that It might be lata if I ever sought to retaliate. Thai and the fear of our domestic battlei becoming public la what makes mepui up with It. Then there is a flnancla! reason. "First along in our married life o: nine years, when I tried to curb hei furious attacks she used to smash the household articles. I found It wai cheaper to let her strike me. 1 got tt bending over and covering my head t< save my face and her spanking de veloped as a matter of course. Willi I'm at It I might as well tell the wholi humiliating truth. She uses a wood cn lemon squeezer. I'm a rallroai clerk. We have two children nnd i Ford, but she never lays a hand 01 the youngsters. Anyhow, I feel bet ter now to think I am not the onl: husband who's getting walloped. "OUCH." Policeman Henpecked. "Think of a policeman who permit his wlfo to spank him. Yes, I'm th> policeman, I'm sorry to say, and I an a member of a West Side precinct. Xo only that, but I've got a medal fo bravery. That's a laugh, ain't It Those spanking letters you've beet running hit me In the same place ai they hit the other fellows. "Here's my case. I've got only i few years to get on the pension list nnd as I've got a good rep with the memners 01 uic iorce i uuu t i?b iv spoil everything by dragging my family troubles into print. My wlf< knows she has me in n hole and thai I dare not squeal. She even daret me to arrest her. Ain't that a fine (Ij to be In? I'm sure some of the neighbors knows she spanks me, although AUGUST 28,1018. ANKING S TO SPREAD SPOKESMAN FOR THE RAILWAY MANAGERS Bl r 'jjjkj "J I J -: ' y> W , '1 : f j ! ^ g ' Ktislia lav. r I Elishn Lor is assistant genornl manager of the Pennsylvania railway and spokesman for the managers' committee of nineteen. This committee has been empowered to make final negotiations in the railwuy strike situation I try In stall by laughing nut loin II when alio spanks me. it's hard tc ' j laugh, though, when you're geltlii) soaked with a bread hoard. I got i ' : terrible spanking the night of the las | j police parade because I didn't wuvi j I my hand at her when the parade wai Bell-ans ! Absolutely Removes Indigestion. One package : rvrmmo it 9.Ficatall druecists. IJAUVVW*** ?~ " w~ I ^ i CSTABLU B' AVE SMITHHEL | piTTj 1 J Special Re Mr. J. A. > at ; WALDC ; j Tuesday an< August 29 p J Women's and i Suits an jj Boys' and Girl; 1 - Eg 2 ?# I L'es ln t,iat faot tlmt 1 liberal Interest on yc ufijlu depositors' Interests v at a" "mes. and at W7\e\ consistent with safe b J You will find 01 r gg DEPA] i ESS Chocking, Saving i ffljiH > wmSm ELDERLY WOMEN ' SAFEGUARDED Tell Others How They Were ^ Carried Safely Through Change of Life. Durum), Wis.?"lam the mother of I fourteen children and 1 owe my life to I | ilium IIMIHU Lydin E. l'inkhnm's nmilHim I Vegetable ComI pound. When 1 was i ' 'IS and had the tSJ Change of Life, jBf friend reoomIjiy'S . 'J mended it and it j lBfc* vj?'l 11 i gave me such relief am now well and 1 healthy nnd reeommendyour Compound to other ladies." Mrs. Maky KttxiWAY, inirnnd, wis. A Massachusetts Woman Writes: Ulnckstone, Miiss.? "My Irouliloa wore from my iiro, nrul 1 felt nwfully sick for three yours. I hud hot Hushes often mul frequently suffered from pains. I took Lydia E. l'inkhum'n Vegetable Compounilnnd now am well." Mrs. l'lKluiK CoUKNOYErt, Box 23(1, Ulnckstone, Muss. Such warning symptoms on uense of suffocation, hot (lashes,headaches, back nches,dread of impending evil, timidity, sounds in the enrs, palpitation of tho '?. o._ neari, spurns ueiur? mf i?nKulariticB, constipation, variable appetite, weakness and dizzincM, should be heeded by middle-aged women. Lydia E. 1'inkhum'a Vegetable Compound has carried many women safely through thin crisis. passing the library. Several times she's come to my post and threatened , to attack me. Some night I'm afraid she will. 1 wonder how many policemen are getting spanked. "PATIENT COP." : FALLS ASLEEP WHILE IN PRAYER AT HIS BEDSIDE. IMTT.#]K1,I>. Mm., Auk l!ii IVtigued, a IMttslleld man returned liMinr. and. undressing, knelt bcttldo his hed to say Ids prayers, lie was In that altitude when Ills mother came to rail him in the morning, lie was not halfway through the lord's prayer when lie fell asleep. ADMIN iMTiiATomr notice. i > All pcrnoiiN inilchtod or IiiivIiik ?*laiinm l ngillnsi Hie nutate of Moyil WiiHtiloirn. do . ! noised. will please Mill llpoii the lltliliTHlgll ed ad in inist rutor of the |im-noiiiiI on! ii to of 0 the miiId Washburn fur Nrttlenient at once. H Ahritnn wash in itN. AitniInisirnt<>r of Moyil Washburn, do " eeiiHod. I NOTH'li. Any person or |mtnoiih having iiomhcmIoii 1 of or mi) rlnitn to mlHftllig blink book No. i [ I0,r?.r?l>, yrr roi|tioNt(M| to proHfiit name to 1 Tin* bowiub's SitvIiikh Itnuk ?n?l Trimt I Company iiikI submit to having nabl book miwHInil nml n now hook IshuoiI In Hon I. lie roof. THE LOWNDES RAVINGS HANK ANI) TIMI.ST COMPANY. By GEO. L. DUNCAN, Tronn. 5H KO loyi 5BURG presentative COFFELT the ) HOTEL J Wednesday th and 30th Misses' Coats, d Dresses. i' School Clothes. Antage ot r With Us S , In addition to affording M your funda and paying L>T^J mr saving, we make our the first consideration Mjjp islst them In every way Qff) hnnlrlnp ur Bervlco of real value. 'g^E RTMEXTS. Sat= s, Foreign Exchange, stments. uTTiTfBTTflkTTw ilW| t v*HY ^ PAGE THREE lll'S Removal and Rebuilding Sale noW j under Way I Growing in Volume tfith Each Passing Day '1HIRD STREE1 f Thorp Is not nnythln| wo know of that quite equals llioae shirts at this price. All slips. j ' li d |rt | Men's flno qualltl | IO llslt hose. Seamlosi I B - || hools and toes. Of all | J (loslrnlile colors. j 'fin1 world's best I I I _ lioso, IIiIh quality soils C* II as a rule for much IU more. Pure silk hoso in nil colors una sisbb. ; a . - Men's new fall hats |. g Un in every wnntod color, II liUU shnpe, size and stylo. Values lo $3.00. Extra values. 2A The famous "Onyx" I Iiohc for men, in all w colors and sizes. ^ * Men's Egyptian cot a 0 l0" l,n")r'sg,in UD('8r" _ I wear. Every size In ^ this big lot. II I a Men's celebrated B, II III V' D' ,mlon "ult8, All | II a For men's $1.00 night fill BhlrtB ln every desfraI I U ble patlorn and size. n | IT All the season's new (III III Patterns In men's Famous make shirts, In every wanted size. flj" For one big lot of III j |1|I men's One quality ox/ * fords. In every size and leather. ftl A If" Choice of our Fan* ill J III ou* malt6 hat"' form" _T' erly priced to 14, and y all new. ^ _ For choice of any of I'll Ilk our high grade 13.00 III J /|| trousers In line worstV edg and casslmeres. A M fit and size for any Ul man. I a One big "bunch" of mm II niim a(V1 tlaa nnrxr an Ing at 20c. ' 11 I (1 !| Choice of every new || * /' style and leather In shoe values up to $3. ?n on t'i j nn F?r siioe8 that sei1 up ^ to 35., in a dozen fam- I y ous makes, all sizes. 'J1 I- Your choice of boys'. 1% I m wash suits that sell for '. I II III than double. All, jjB W sizes and materials. 3 I -w ^ \ ' KrMfBm SALE NOW ONI