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LABOR
H«r<l for that eon teat It may brine
your favorite candidate to the front.
May the successful one win. But whi<t <
we immediately have in view to talk
aoout la some extraordinary bargains'
we re offering thia week in exchange
for cold cash. We will make good, in
many an lea, with little profile, and
you 11 profit with email purchases and
big savings. During w>y
DAY
of thia week, you may saeura any of
the following:
Fine thin blown tumblers, each 4a
Heavy hotel goblets, each sc.
15-oz. ice tea goblets, each 9c.
3 atylea of table tumblers, each to.
7-In. dinner plates, semi-porcelain, 1
styles, each sc. '
75c bowls and pitchers, also slop
jars, 50c.
Large size decorated bowls, each lie.
If you feel the need of a rest, why
not take a week off and rough It? Como
back feeling Uko a king. Of course, if a
lady, you'd feel like a
QUEEN
For that outing we speak of, do any of
these special values appeal to you? ,
Tryona 3-hook Dowagiao Minnows,
15c.
Tryon's l-hook Dowagiao Minnows,
40c.
Heddon's t-book Dowagiac Minnows,
45c.
Heddon’s 5-hook Dowagiao MlnnoWs,
•sc.
Trolling baits, each Be.
A dozen other baits on wala See
window.
Gutted hooks, 5 packages (SO hooks),
for 25c.
4-quart minnow buckets 40c.
•-quart minnow buckets 50a
•-quart minnow buckets 56c.
Bargains In rods and reels, too.
All baseball goods, 1-3 off from reg
ular price.
All dog collars, 1-1 off from regular
price.
As explained by accepted authority, a
CONTEST
Is an earnest struggle for superiority.
This is and has been one of our great
est aims in business. We apply this
maxim by selling merchandise of the
highest possible quality at the lowest
price it can be sold at. Some examples:
Underhill pattern lathing hatchets,
X special 80c.
Underhill pattern shingling hatchets,
special 80c.
Set of 4 Stanley iron planes, special
57.90.
Al combination pliers, special 25a
Stanley levels, 12 to 15-In., special 35c
85c 4-tube revolving punches, special
Me.
Every article above strictly warrant
ed.
Dlsston 26-inch D 8 hand saws 51.00
(providing 51.00 worth of other goods
(not on sale! are likewise purchased.
gCBES* DOOMS AMD WINDOWS.
A 15 per cent reduction on entire
Stock during the week
EMAMELWABS.
A splendid 2-coat heavy enamelware.
Saucepans, milk pans, bowls, buckets,
milk kettles, coffee pots. etc. Nothing in
the lot worth less than 35c. Special
any piece, Monday only, limit 15c
2 pfCCCS. • • ••• e • •••• • eeeeeaoo •.
THE ENTERPRISE
602 Bast Commerce.
Old Phone 494. Bow 2631-red.
A high-backed leather-embossed
oak chair has just been installed by
the controller of New York in part 2
of the Brooklyn court for the use of
the judge. It was merely a matter of
routine, and yet the chair cost 5140.
The king of Portugal left much
valuable jewelry behind him when he
left Lisbon. The minister of public
works appraises the value of such ar
ticles found in the vaults of the pal
aces at seven and a half million dol
lars.
DR. R. M. HOWE
Specialist -
Recta.l Diseases
Orificial Surgery
31S-3 22 Gunter Bldg.
CHLOROLIN ESP
For healing and general disinfecting purposes. A success where
other preparations have failed.
Used In the veterinary hospital at maneuver camp with more than
satisfactory results. Does not require heating. Chlorolin is a coal
tar, creosote and sulphur dip and Is non-polsonous in solution. Makes
hair, wool and feathers glossy and pH able. Non-injurlous to man or
beast Endorsed by the Texas State Health Board. Approved by
the U. S. Department of Agriculture. ,
PER GALLON $1.50
FIVE GALLON CAN $6.25
Manufactured In San Antonio by
ED. 0. JUNGKIND
The San Antonio Loan & Trust Co.
(Ihoorpgrotsd Withes! Banking Privileges)
215 WEST COMMERCE STREET
ACTS AS TRUSTEE. EXECV TOR OR. GUARDIAN
WE PAY A ON YOUR
MONEY
DIR.ECTOR.S
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Leroy •. Demnaa. Vice PreeideM. Edwin Chamberiats. Vice PrwMaaa
M. 8. Breckenridge. Dr. P.rd. Hertf gr.
Mn. Caroline KamptaMS. Thea. B. Palfrey.
Sa B. A Startling. Okas. A BUkax.
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SUNDAY,
QI, FELIX ADLER
Originator of the idea of • Univer
sal Races congress, the first one of
which, in session in London, was at
tended by over SOO delegates from all
countries, among them some of the
foremost men of science. Dr. Adler,
who is a professor of social ethics in
Columbia university, New York, in
recognition of his efforts in causing
the congress to become a reality, has
been made chairman of the honorary
general committee of the congress.
The object of the great meeting was
to “discuss” in the light of science and
the modern conscience the general re
lations subsisting between the peoples
of tlie west and those of the east, be
tween so-called white and so-called
colored peoples, with a view to en
courage between them a fuller under
standing, the most friendly feellugs
and a hearty co-operation.
Dr. Shropshire has office hours
from 11 to 12 a. m. and 4 to 5 p. m.
in Dr. T. T. Jackson's office, Moore
Bldg. Phones 238. Res. phones 38.
Where to Dine.
Crockett Hotel Cafe.
Luncheon, 12 to 2,40 a
Evening Dinner, 6:30 to 8, 50 a
Garden Stables, hacks, cabs and
high-class livery. Phones >l3.
Bexar County Humane Society
authorized local branch of the Texas
State Humane Society, office 211
Mackay building, Mrs. R. I. McCalla,
secretary: E. M. Collins, humane of
ficer. Old phone 2409 (day), 5877
(night and Sunday).
Humane Officer.— Geo. L. McCau
ley, offices 324 Hicks Bldg., old phone
71. Night and Sundays, old phons
4728.
Drs. Ogilvie A Scull, physicians and
surgeons, 610 Moore bldg. Either
phone 238.
Drs. Garring and Hatcher, Osteo
pathic physicians and surgeons. 201-
208 Gunter Building. Old phone
5828, new phone 840.
Dr. C. E. Tlnkham. dentist, suite
422-423, Moore building.
Gerlach Bros. —117 West Houston
St New spring stock arriving dally.
Y. P. Social Club Shirtwaist Dance,
Wednesday, August 2, at Fest Hall.
Everybody Invited. Gents 50c. ladies
free. 1429 South Flores street
THE NATIONAL GAME
By WILLIAM F. KIRK
Copyright, 1911, National News Association.
Curses on thee, little man.
Bonehead boy with cheeks of tan;
With thy spangles full of loam
And thy solid ivory dome;
With thy brain of leaden weight
And thy hippopotamus gait;
Murderer of a rooter's joy,
Curses on thee, bonehead boyl
When the score is very tight
And ths outlook isn't bright.
Thou are always on the task
Twisted like a catcher's mask;
Always doing with the ball
What should ne’er be done at all;
Always pulling some dumb break
That would make an angel quake.
More a clown than Eddie Foy—
on thee, bonohead boyl
When thou hast the sign to bunt
As a sacrificial stunt
Thou must swing with all thy might,
Puncturing the approaching light.
When the sign is “hit and run"
Thou must bunt the piH for fun.
Father's pride and mother's joy?
Curses on the% bonehead boyl
What’s the matter over thera
Philadelphia?
Why this baseball boom and blara
Philadelphia?
Tell us, pray, on what new meat
You have fed to grow so fleet,
Are you crazy with the heat,
Philadelphia 7
You were always sort o' peaky.
Philadelphia.
We remember Covaleski.
Philadelphia.
When our boys with your boys crappie
Somethin* crowds our Adam's apple
Like an extra gulp of scrapple.
Philadelphia.
Have you got us on the run,
Philadelphia?
What has poor Manhattan done.
Philadelphia?
You can lose to Cincinnati,
But you turn and wallop Matty!
Do you want to drive us batty,
Philadelphia?
They sat on the bench together, watching the regulars play,
Gleason, the old-time fielder, and Substitute Micky Shay.
Gleason had starred with the Slashers fifteen years in * row,
Shay had been king of the Dashers, but that was seasons ago.
Gone was their boyhood hustle, gone was their vision keen;
Rusty old cogs and useless, thrown from a great machine.
There on the bench they giggled, watching the regulars play,
Gleason, the oM-time fielder, and Substitute Micky Shay.
"Remember the Summer, Micky,” piped Gleason to break the quiet,
"When I caught that ball in Chicago and almost started a riot?
Bill Lange was the guy that soaked It; he hit it so blooming hard
That all of our gang was certain the pill was out of the yard.
Then me for the fence, you remember, off with the crack of the bat.
Then a lucky snatch and a circus catch! Sure you remember that?”
"You’ve got it twisted a little. I was there an 3 seen the play,
But you dropped the baM and you lost the game,” said Substitute Micky Shay.
“But I'll bet you remember, Gleason,” said Shay to his old-time pal.
“How McGinnity tried to fool me with the curve he called Old SaL
We were tied that day with the Giahts —don’t you remember, pard?—
I caught Old Sal on the cheekbone and I sent her out of the yard.
They carried me off on their shoulders—they knew I had won the flag;
I hate to tell how they boosted me. I was never no hand to brag.”
“Your brain must be getting softer —you fanned four times that day!”
Said Gleason, the old-time fielder, to Substitute Micky Shay.
Biff! Bang! Zlngo! and Zowie! They rolled around In the clay,
Gleason, the old-time fielder, and Substitute Micky Shay.
Billy Sunday Is a preacher, an apostle like St. Paul,
Now a plugger for perfection, once an athlete playing ball.
"Sunday ball,” says Reverend Sunday, "is a most atrocious game,”
Though I ween that Reverend Sunday played gome portions of the same.
“Keep the seventh day for resting,” Billy Sunday tells his boys;
"Please remember that the Sabbath wasn't made for baseball noise.
Don’t expect to break the Sabbath with the baseball cheers that shock;
Sunday basball Is outrageous,” BIMy Sunday tells hfs flock.
/ i
How about poor Blllp Monday.
Shipping clerk for Stein & MoeT
If they don't play baH ou Sunday,
When can Billy Monday go?
How about poor Billy Tuesday.
Sewing clothing, stitch by stitch?
When, without good Sunday baseball,
Can he see our Matty pitch?
How about poor Billy Wednesday,
Selling ties to men who say
"We can make it with a
Marquard’s going to pitch today?"
How about young Billy Thursday,
Wrapping bundles, packing frames?
How about young Billy Friday
Who must read his baseball games?
How can all these honest rooters
Wait, from Saturday till Monday?
What about them all? I ask you;
"I don't know,” said Billy Sunday.
(The Cincinnati sporting writers and the Cincinnati fans arc sore at Clark
Griffith because he has not given them a winning team. —News Item.
The pallid prisoner looked at the Judge,
His hands aM chapped and his face a smudge.
"In all my time,” the magistrate said,
"Gazing at criminals mentally dead.
I have never seen one worse than you.
Was there anything honest you used to do?
Why did you sink to a life of crime,
Taking a chance of doing time?’
I’d like to know what you have to say
Before I get nasty and send you away.”
"I was decent enough," said the shivering dub,
"Till I managed the Cincinnati club."
Then the pallid prisoner told his tale
Of a stab in the dark and a victim’s wail.
He told how a writer with jeer and jibe
A typical Cincinnati ecrlbe —
Had hounded him out of the league at last.
Just as his club got to going fast.
He told how he laid for the knocking scribe.
A writer who led the harrying tribe.
And he told Wow he 1 finally caught the hack
And plunged his blade through the expert's back.
Said the Judge, “I’ll have to discharge you, Bub—
I, too, once managed a baseball clubi*
BONEHEAD BOY.
To Whom It May Concern:
PHTDADEEPHIA.
PLAYMATE S»
BILLY SVNDAY.
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THE SAN ANTONIO LIGHT
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is Devoted to Traveling Goods
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Over $8 and all Sult Cases Over $5
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FURTHER SEARCH TO
BE MADE FOR AURA
Chicago Tests Apparently so Conclu
sive Physicians Are to ITobe
Deeper.
Further experiments are to be made
within the next few days by Chicago
physicians to demonstrate the pres
ence of the human aura, general In
terest having been aroused as the re
sult of the experiments made under
the direction of Dr. Patrick S. O'Don
nell. says the Chicago Record-Herald.
Of the thirty-five physicians and
the six nuns who were present at the
demonstrations, none would deny the
faint, luminous shadow, plainly visi
ble, enveloping the undraped bodies
of the four young women models who
had been selected as ''subjects’" was
other than the "human aura,” re
cently discovered by Dr. W. J. Kllner
of St. Thomas hospital, London.
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the light I saw around the body of
the young woman might be the result
of auto-suggestion,” said Dr. Joseph
DeLee, one of the committee of phy
sicians invited to witness the demon
strations; "but after the third or
fourth model had been shown and the
streams of light seemed to flow be
tween the finger tips extended toward
the young model and her figure, there
could scarcely be a doubt that there
was a visible force present. However,
I am anxious to make a further study
of the subject before I draw final con
clusions."
Dr. L. W. Bremmerman. another i
member of the committee, said he had ;
not the slightest doubt that Dr. O'Don
nell had fully demonstrated the claims
of the English scientist.
Drs. Isaac Abt, Walter Barnes, Mark
Jamopolis, Richard Tivnen, A. W.
Schram and Alfred Slaughter also de
clared themselves convinced of the
presence of the human aura.
The aura Is made visible to the nor
mal eye by means of a dicyanln glass
screen. A number of these screens
were recently obtained from abroad
by Dr. O'Donnell. If the room is dark
ened and one has first glanced
through the screen the aura may be
discerned emanating from the body
of a human being like a halo or a faint
phosphorescent glow.
Close to the body the halo Is
bright. It diminishes in intensity as
the distance from the body of the
observer increases, according to the
report of the physicians who wit
qessed the phenomena.
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
between the “genuine" and the "imitation” —in the taste and
flavor of
DUERLER BREW
and there is no doubt about the healthfulness of "Duerler’s."
Tho imitation and the Imitated costs you the same price.
Seo that you get the “imitated” —the “ Duerler ” name or
trademark on the label or crown of every bottle of genuine
"Duerler Brew.”
When you ask for Duerler Brew see that you get it—or go
where you will be served with what you want.
G. A. DUERLER MFG, CO.
Distributers of tho Celebrated Carlsbad Mineral Water.
JULY 80, ion,
This is one of the
reasons why we can
give you the very best
obtainable, and why
when you buy goods
at this store you are
assured of getting the
highest quality at the
lowest prices.
BOX OF BLOND HAIR
PROVES UP SCRAP
Alton Woman Exhibits Tresses Hl
O|x>n Court and Opponent
Is Fined.
A pound candy box, filled with
blond hair, which Mrs. George J. Mil
ler, wife of a broom manufacturer at
Alton, carried into court, says the St.
Louis Times, constituted the most
startling exhibit at the trial of Mrs.
Leonard Van Duran, a neighbor, on a
peace disturbance charge. Friday.
Magistrate Harry Lessner fined
Mrs. Van Duran 15 and costs for her
pugilistic encounter with Mrs, Miller.
Mrs. Van Duran weighs 130 pounds
while her opponent Ups the scales at
90 pounds. The trial occupied all
morning, and was lively throughout.
At one point Mrs. Miller fainted, re
quiring a court recess until she re
vived. Neighbors testified the two
1 women engaged in a fist fight Thurs
day afternoon, and bit, scratched and
pulled each other's hair for several
minutes before parted. Mrs. Van Dur
an's face was scarred, and Mrs. Mil
ler presented the hair, which she
said sho had gathered up after the
fray. Mrs. Miller has blond hair,
while Mrs. Van Duran Is a brunette,
and has dark hair.
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