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6 CHARLES M. SHORTRIDQE, Editor and Proprietor. SUBSCRIPTION RATES: DAILY CALL— IO per year by mail; by carrier, 15c per week. SUNDAY CALL— tI. SO per year. WEEKLY CALL— U.SO per year. The Kastern office of the BAN FRANCISCO CALL (Daily and Weekly), Pacific States Adver tising Bureau, Kbinelauder building, Hose and Duane streets, New York. THE SUMMER MONTHS. Are yon going to the country on a- vacation ? If so, It is no trouble for us to forward THE CALX, to yonr address. Do not let it miss you for you will miss it. Orders piven to the carrier, or left at Business OJice, 710 Market street, will receive prompt attention. TUESDAY MAY 28, 1895 Prepare for Memorial day. For a time we rest from fiestas. Anger is the insanity of impatience. Whoever buys home goods helps home labor. About the hardest thing to reform is a reformer. Every mineral spring in California is & sanitarium. The Silurian's deafness is the result of his blindness. Stanford and Berkeley are locking arms instead of horns. No man can be square whose life is a round of pleasures. When capital ceases to employ labor it becomes pernicious. The supreme issue of the day is the re turn of better times. Perhaps Grover will try to float his book as another bond issne. Those who do not work for good govern ment do not deserve it. He laughs best who has the gayety to laugh at his own expense. Democratic leaders are making a tobog gan slide of the silver question. Cranks may wrangle over the silver question, but statesmen will settle it. It now appears to be a fight between "sound money" and "honest money." Everybody will be pleased with street improvements as soon as they are done. The sweet girl graduate of the colleges is the coming woman of the summer resort. The City prepares for a holiday about the time country folks are busy picking fruit. The Carson Mint scandal is slowly shak ing out its reefs and sailing on a wider course. If Market street gives King Cobble a black eye the Twin Peaks will split with laughter. Prosperity will never be complete until every workingman can find employment at good wages. He who understands the glories of trout fishing knows how to cast his line 3in pieasant places. The people who are trying to make ene mies of gold and silver have a larger stock of brass than either. The first skyrocket fired at the Santa Cruz carnival will be caught on high by the Angel of Plenty. The society man is preparing to revise dancing programmes by consulting the lists of graduating classes. Money spent in a foreign market may come back, but money spent in a home market never goes away. As it is said Cleveland is not satisfied with Carlisle we may reasonably doubt if Carlisle is satisfied with himself. There can never be a union of Central American States until there is first a union of the people in any one of the States. The only big pumpkins that California is pointing to these days are those that grow on the shoulders of unprogressive men. The spring weather fluctuates so much in the East that the people do not know whether to call it next summer or last winter. The Memphis gold convention having proved a failure, Cleveland might have better success by calling the next one in London. The summer is singing blithe songs of welcome to those toilers of the city who go to seek health and happiness in the mountains. The forthcoming meetings of the State Horticultural Society will probably discuss the art of buading independence on an industry stock. Since the advance in the price of oil Kaiser William has been encouraging Ger man scientists to discover a cheap substi tute for petroleum. It would not be a laaghine matter to the Hawaiian Government if the deposed Queen should marry a Japanese Prince who could train the Mikado's eye on the islands. If the New Jersey man who claims to have discovered a method of producing light without heat wishes to put it to an extreme test he had better try it on the money question. Of the late New York Legislature it is said only one member was indicted for bribery, while three were investigated and declared to be strictly honest. The rest £eem to be doubtful. Memphis, having tried her hand ' dis astrously at a gold convention, has now called a silver convention, and it is wonder ful how every Memphian face has bright ened at the announcement. The new corporation organized in Santa Clara County to manufacture fruit juices and ship them away is one of the wisest and most promising plans for development and profit that have been devised. Civic pride lurks in the heart of every good citizen, bnt it is so timid that it has to be coaxed a little in order to emerge into the light, and then it is always delighted at the praises it receives for its good looks. The Redlands orange-grower who sold his 27-acre crop this year for $10,000, thus netting an interest of 25 per cent on his Investment, has his own opinion of hard times in the fruit-crowing business of California. j CITY GOVEENMENT. The work of the National Municipal League at its meeting at Cleveland on the 29th, 30th and 31st of this month ought to make interesting reading for San Fran ciscans, for methods of city government will be very fully discussed. As yet but very few American cities have felt the pressure of the great municipal reform wave that has swept over Europe. London is one of the last great European cities to prasp the vital idea that has transformed Glasgow, Manchester, Birmingham and Bradford into comfortable cities, and is preparing to reform its own condition. It was Mr. Chamberlain himself who recently declared: "The people are beginning to appreciate the fact that municipal govern ment is the moat potent agent of social reform, and that it is the best instrument by which the wealth and the influence and the ability of the whole community can be concentrated and brought to bear in order to relieve the pressing wants of its least fortunate members, and in order to raise the general level and standard of the whole population." Glasgow now claims to be the best gov erned city in the world. It has acquired the ownership of the water, light and tramway service, and operates them at an amazingly low cost. It has a curiously organized government, the principal feature of which is an elective Corporation composed of seventy members, who are selected from the body of business men. Not only do they look after all the sani tary conditions of the city, including pure water, perfect sewers, the destruction of sewage, smooth pavements and absolute cleanliness in every nook and corner of the town, but they encourage domestic cleanliness and decency, require that each house shall have abundant sunshine and ventilation, establish picture galleries and libraries on a scale that no millionaire could afford, and private baths, parks, con certs and recreation grounds for the free enjoyment of the people. The whole plan, in short, is to make the lives of the citizens as healthy and happy as possible. As one writer puts it: "The Corpora tion recognize three duties as being laid upon them: To fulfill their trust by economical administration of the city's finances; to improve public health, both physical and moral ; and to give bright ness and the possibility of happiness to civic life. There are few residents in Glas gow to-day who are unwilling to admit that this rather ambitious programme has been carried out to the full." To contrast this condition of things with that prevalent in San Francisco is to in vite a blush to the cheeks of every citizen who cherishes the smallest civic pride. It is discouraging to reflect that the old vicious system is much more deeply rooted in the large cities than in tha small. The government of Bradford is immeas urably superior to that of London, and Santa Cruz is vastly better managed than San Francisco. In attacking the problem of municipal reform three great obstacles must be conquered: First, a firmly in trenched political machinery that makes of municipal mismanagement a profitable business; second, lack of organization and energy among the better classes who understand the value of good government; third, a strong body of non-progressive men of means, scientifically classed as Silurians, whose native meanness and inade quate perception of broad and sound busi ness principles causes them to regard im provements as a waste of money and a temptation to municipal roguery. A SHAMEPUL CONDITION. Andrew McElroy, chairman of the Com mittee on Buildings and Grounds of the San Francisco Board of Education, in an inter view published in yesterday's Call gave some astonishing information of the shamefully bad condition in which many of the school buildings in the City are maintained, and he declares that it will require an average of $3000 each to put the sixty or seventy houses in a wholesome condition. Equally discouraging is his damaging assertion that School Directors in the past have given more time to the harrying of teachers than to the, care of the buildings. If in the management of City public schools the teachers themselves should be permitted the exercise of a large influence there would be a far better condition of affairs. Most of them are women, and the fine organization of women makes them peculiarly sensitive to the presence of con ditions which make against health and comfort. And yet of all refined and edu cated persons engaged in intellectual pur suits they find themselves under the con trol of a system which permits of no liberty of speech, no incentive to originality of thought, the least liberty of opinion and the smallest power in controlling their en vironment. It seems clear that while dis cipline and a uniform scheme are neces sary to their management, it would be wise to stimulate them in all possible ways, to make of them advisers instead of drudges and to expand them with encour agement. Fortunately for San Francisco the su perior natural drainage and the constancy of the ocean winds enable us to ignore with comparative impunity hygienic laws which elsewhere would bring down the severest penalties. But there is a limit to the for bearance of nature, and it is noteworthy that about the only epiaemics which attack the City are those which originate in the public schools, and which are due to violation of hygienic sense. If every teacher in the department should be re quired by the Board of Education to file his written opinion of the physical needs of the schools the department would learn many important things, in addition to the bad sanitary condition of the schools, of which it is now ignorant. If the schoolhouses are as bad as Mr. McElroy says they are they should receive prompt and adequate attention. In as suming to educate its children the City cannot afford to imperil their health. And the thing that none of us should forget is that though children have wonderfully elastic vitality and, to all appearances, quickly recover from unwholesome sanita tion, every outrage perpetrated upon their health will give an account of itself in the years to come. With all the natural con ditions for producing the hardiest and most wholesome race in the world, it would be nothing «hort of criminal to nullify these beneficent influences and introduce an element of weakness at the very beginning of life. Every citizen of San Francisco is morally responsible for the smallest injury done to any of the thousands of children who attend the public schools. OUB TWO UNIVEBSITLES. The selection of Professor T. R. Bacon of the University of California to deliver the baccalaureate address at the gradua tion exercises of the Stanford University was happy and convincing evidence that the friendliest relations exist between these two great institutions. While no special reasons for unfriendly rivalry have ever arisen human nature has its weaknesses, the two institutions have their partisans to operate in the direction of antagonism, and few persons would have been surprised to observe an absence of good feeling. A^ THE SAN FRANCISCO CALL, TUESDAY, MAY 28, 1895. the time of the founding of the Stanford University the friends of the State institu tion som?what bitterly complained that Leland Stanford might have put his bounty to better use by giving it to the State University, and thus enabled it to become one of the richest and greatest institutions in the world. There was some idle talk, further, to the effect that pique decided the millionaire on his course. But a better understanding has since come to' prevail. Two special motives in fluenced Senator Stanford. One was to perpetuate the memory of his son and only child, whose hope and ambition was to establish a great institution which should teach poor and ambitious children the use ful vocations, the other was a knowledge of the fact that the scheme of a State uni versity could not include to its full breadth the plan of a practical education which his own ideas contemplated. This represented the most advanced theories of a utilitarian education, in which even though the highest scholarship should be regarded, it was to be employed less for adorning effects th«n as having a direct bearing upon the practical concerns of life. That the presence of the Stanford Uni versity has spurred the State University to higher achievements there is tangible reason to believe. The old troubles which formerly afflicted the latter and which grew out of conditions formerly deemed inseparable from the presence of a politi cal element, are now matters of the past. The tone of Berkeley is high, clean and dignified, and its numerous technical col leges are a guarantee that the leading pro fessions in the State will be guarded by a lofty standard. It is not to be expected, nor could it be advised, that another great university will be founded in California by a millionaire, nor that anything like the vast endow ment—originally estimated at $20,000,000— vrith which Stanford started his university, will ever again be devoted by a California millionaire to one institution of learning. Yet it is eminently appropriate that the splendid examples set by Lick and Searles in their princely gifts to the State Uni versity should be emulated by more million aires in adding to the strength, efficiency and glory of the Berkeley institution. THE DEATH OF GEESHAM. The death of Secretary Gresham will re vive in the public mind the many services he rendered his country before he became a member of Cleveland's Cabinet. Men will recall that he was a brave soldier, a just Judge and a statesman of eminence before he was called as Secretary of vState to enter upon the performance of duties unfitted to his tastes, his talent or his training; and ou this remembrance they will find abund ant reason for doing honor to his memory. Among the men who, without previous military education or experience, entered the armies of the Union during the Civil I War few achieved a higher or more de served distinction than Gresham. Wise in counsel, resolute in action, daring under fire and cool at all times, he was one of those examples of citizen soldiery of whom the Repuhlic is so justly proud. Called by President Grant at the close of the war to fulfill the duties of a Jud^e of the United States court, he won on the bench honors not less notabie than those gained on the fields of war. Again, as Postmaster-Gen eral under President Arthur, he succeeded in the able performance of great duties to win the esteem and confidence of the peo ple, and took rank among the foremost administrative statesmen of the country. The prestige achieved by these manifold services to the nation, added to his per sonal integrity as a man, made him a prominent candidate for the Presidency. At several Republican conventions his nomination was among the possibilities of politics, and in 1888 it was at one time fairly probable that he would receive the nomination. Even at that time, however, it was known to the leaders of the party that his political course had become erratic, and the nomination went to Harrison. From that time forward Gresham's politics became so un certain that in 1892 while come of his friends still suggested him for the Republican nomination, not a few Popu lists favored him as a candidate on their platform. It seems indeed reasonably certain he might have had the Populist nomination had he been willing to accept it. It was while Gresham was occupying this uncertain position in the public mind j that Cleveland appointed him Secretary of State, an office which he at once accept ed and in which he lost much of the prestige he once enjoyed. It can hardly be doubted that history will indorse the judgment of contem poraries that this appointment and accept ance was a mistake on both sides. As Greisham had never been a Democrat his selection for the chief Cabinet office did not please the President's party, and in a short time events proved that the new Sec retary was out of place and had assumed duties be was not equal to. Over his bier, however, as we have said, men will not review the mistakes of his later years. They will recall only the glorious deeds of his career as a soldier, his honorable Ser vice as a judge, his efficiency as Postmas ter-General, his prominence as a citizen; and remembering his patriotism, his learn ing and his personal integrity, will mourn for him as one whom the Republic has done well to honor. THE OHIO CONVENTION. The Republican State Convention which assembles at Zanesville, Ohio, to-day, will be watched with more than ordinary inter est in all parts of the country. The pro ceedings will be notable for various rea sons. Ohio is one of the dominant States of the Union, and as a consequence her local politics have an important effect at all times upon National parties. At the present time, moreover, she is the home of an unusually large number of Republican leaders. No other single State has any thing like such a galaxy as that made up of Sherman, McKinley, Foster and Fora ker. Each of these men is within a meas urable distance of the Presidency, and one of them at least seems fairly certain of at taining it. The party convention in such a commonwealth and under such a leader ship cannot fail to attract the attention of all who are interested in political affairs, and every step in its proceedings will be carefully scrutinized for evidences of the course which Ohio Republicans will take in the National Convention in 1896. While there are so many leaders of al most equal eminence in a single party con tending for the same prizes or preferment there are sure to be rivalries. Even if the leaders themselves have no antagonisms, their followers are likely to be less har monious. It is natural, therefore, there should be rumors of possible dissensions in the convention. These rumors, how ever, we are sanguine will be disproved by the result. The Republican party ia not made up of discordant factions. The rank and file as well as the leaders know the value of discipline and organization, and if they did not there would be enough in the present condition of the Democratic party to warn them of the folly of dissensions on the eve of a campaign. While the local interest in the conven tion will be directed mainly to the nomi nation for Governor, that of the country at large will be concerned almost exclusively with the declaration of the platform on the money question. The action taken in Ohio will of course not be binding upon the party as a whole, for only the National Convention in 1896 can do that, but it will still be regarded as an expression of the views of some of the greatest leaders of the party upon the policy which at this junc ture ought to be pursued. That it will be substantially the same as that of the National platform of 1892 can be hardly questioned. That platform was a plain declaration for bimetallism as opposed to the extremists who advocate either gold or silver monometallism, and affords there- fore a safe and secure standing for the con servative elements of the country who are in favor neither of the schemes of Wall street nor the vagaries of the Populists. FLYING MACHINES. The report of a fairly successful test made with the Langley flying machine near Washington gives renewed encour agement to the hope that this generation may see such machines in practical use for purposes of pleasure trips at any rate, if not for freight-carrying and for long journeys. At the recent test the machine is said to have risen easily, sailed for a thousand feet and alighted safely in the water. This in itself is no great achieve ment, but it seems to have demonstrated the feasibility of greater results in the near future and renews interest in the rivahy between the Maxim and the Langley ma chines as to which shall be first perfected. The day has gone by when experiments with flying machines were left to incom petent hands. Without counting the able men who in other countries are working in this direction, our own experimenters are men of whom much may be expected. Professor Langley is one of the foremost scientists in America and Hiram Maxim has in other inventions too fully shown his knowledge and mastery of mechanism for any one to doubt that he understands thoroughly all the factors of this problem and the difficulty of bringing them under human control. These men have made a careful investigation of the air currents and of the flight of birds. They know by what means the heavy body of the condor is sustained in the rarefied atmosphere a thousand feet above the summits of the Andes, and knowing this they have confi dence that human ingenuity can devise a mechanism which will enable men to make an almost equal flight. Even if it be conceded that the flying machine can never become a freight car rier nor a safe means of transport across the ocean, there would still be a wide field of usefulness for it. If it serves only such purposes as the bicycle it will be of im mense advantage. To take a flying trip to San Jose would be a livelier recreation than the speedy bike affords, and would be a greater improvement than that which the wheel has made on the old fashion of foot trudging. It is, of course, impossible to estimate how long it will be before we may expect to see a flying machine in successful opera tion. At the rate of progress with which the improvements have been made thus far it will be many years. It must not be overlooked, however, that men of science working on other problems altogether may discover some motive power that will en able the flying machine experimenters to master some of their greatest obstacles at once. Moreover, it not infrequently hap pens that men who nave pondered for years upon a difficult problem arrive at last to such an intellectual tension on the subject that the solution comes to them suddenly like an inspiration or a dream in the night. Some such intuitive perception of the rijjht thing to do may come to some experimenter in aeronau;ics at any time, and then the problem would be solved and the long desired machine would be realized as unexpectedly to the geieral public as was the locomotive to the .aat generation and the telephone to purs. REVOLUTIONARY RECORDS. According to a recent report, the State Department will ask Congresi at the next session for an appropriation iullicient to begin the work of publishing Jie records of the Revolution now in the lunds of the Government. It would seem this work should have been undertaken '.ong ago. Many of the papers were obta^ied at a great cost and could not be replaced. Some of the more important show signs of de terioration from age and handling Their preservation depends upon keeping them away from the public, and as a consequence the publication of copies of them b»comes imperative. In addition to the preservation ?f the original?, another benelit will resultfrorn the publication. It will be possible tt sup ply all universities, historical societies and libraries of note with a complete set oi the records. This will be a benefit to stud»nts in all sections of the Union. It will en»ble them to reach original sources of informa tion concerning the Revolutionary perpd without going to Washington, and jor this reason, if for none other, the St4e Department is likely to find a hearty su| port from" all the libraries of the Union i\ urging upon Congress the grant of thi needed appropriation. SPIRIT OF THE PRESS. The man who dares to get in front of the free silver chariot will be crushed.— Vancouver (Wash.) Register. Those who have the greatest knowledge of the mineral resources of this section predict that in time Angels will be as prosperous as Virginia City was in its palmiest days. — Angels Herald. The Monroe doctrine is apparently a very pretty bauble to decorate a Fourth, of July oration, but it does not seem to be worth a cent in the wear and tear of an international dis pute.—Sacramento Bee. Now Arizona is the fruit paradise of the country. Here in the mouth of May we are shipping ripe apricots in large quantities to the Eastern market. This cannot be matched by any part of the country.— Tucson (Ariz.) Star. That the bicycle has cut severely into the traffic of the street railways, except in the hilly districts, is very evident from the increased sale of bicycles by local dealers and the com parative failure of Increase in railway receipts in spite of the rapid increase of our popula tion.—Los Angeles Record. There will be no boom when the San Joaquin Valley Railroad is built, but there will be busi ness. Any set of men who would undertake to duplicate the crazy and disastrous boom of eight years ago should be taken clear away from both rivers and drowned in some alkali slough like so many blind puppies.— Fresno Expositor. The public mind is a curious study. It seems to demand some impulse to stimulate action. The Napoleon craze has had a big run, and now that interest in that fad is subsiding it is rea sonable to expect that the public mind will seek some other. Eastern papers appear to think that a, similar movement, with Washing ton as the central object, may be expected. That is a change that ought to be commended in this country, wnere too little is known about that Great American.— Woodland Democrat. Many receipts as published still call for cream-of-tartar and soda, the old-fashioned way of raising. Modem cookine and ex pert cooks do not sanction this old way. In all such receipts the Royal Baking Powder hould be substituted without fail. AROUND THE CORRIDORS. "The Alaska Indian," said Dr. Jules Prevost last evening at the Occidental, "is, without any doubt, more susceptible to the influences of civilization than the members of any other of the various tribes scattered over the Ameri can continent. It is remarkable how environ ment tells upon these people. They are al most wholly without the vicious instincts so prominently developed in the Indian char acter by other climes, and perhaps it is due to this one fact that they so readily fall into the customs of civilization. The Chinese are com monly spoken of as the most skillful imitators on earth, Dut, as a matter of fact, they are not to be compared with the Indians of Alaska. An Indian of average intelligence will give the best Chinaman on earth Ctirds and spades and beat him on anything from a dog yoke to a clock. Just give them the tools, and they will duplicate anything that they see. For native ingenuity I have never seen their equals among any other people. They are not alone imitators in the mechanic arts, but shev marvelous adaptability in the acquisition of Knowledge pertaining to cus toms and morals. For generations they have lived in underground huts. No sooner did they see the cabins of the white man than they too took to surface habitations. Not a few of them, but thousands, at once recognized the advantages of a house of wood above ground. Now it is not good form to live underground, and the whole nation is rapidly acquiring com fortable houses. It was the same way in the matter of personal cleanliness. They saw the white men use soap and water and they were not slow to fall into line. "Mentally they are certainly far superior to other American Indians. They acquire Eng lish with great facility and learn to read and write in about half the time required for these accomplishments among the Sioux or Apaches. We often have visitors from settle ments six or seven hundred miles away. They look with awe and wonder upon those of their kind who enjoy improved conditions of living at or near the mission. They see cabins in course of construction where bunks and blankets are used initead of a skin and the floor . The lesson is not lost upon them. They return to their settlements, and at once prac tical results of their newly acquired ideas are to be seen. No more sleeping on the floor— no more underground caves. In this way whole towns have been changed from squalid misery to a fair degree of comfort. Many of them are devout Christians. I have known an Indian to bring the dead body of his wife hundreds of miles over mountains and almost impassable rivers that she might have Christian burial at the mission. There are great things in store for the Alaska Indian, for he is progressive and anxious for instruction in the arts of civiliza tion." "The press dispatch from Washington, which cays that Governor Hughes of Arizona is to be retired from office on the report of Secret Ser vice Inspector Oliver will come as a surprise to a good many people in Arizona," said William Metzer of Globe at the Grand yes terday. "Of course, the rumors have been thick relative to his removal for some time. He has been in hot water ever 6ince his appointment, and there have been complaints from a dozen sources, whether well founded or not I am not in a position to say. But this report from the Secret Service Inspector was generally sup posed to contain matter favorable to Hughes and a complete refutation of the charges of his enemies, who, of course, were responsible for the investigation. They have made a great cry because he appointed members of his family to places under the Government, but if I am not much mistaken, there is much of this sort of thing among officials higher than Hughes. It's a poor man, indeed, who will not take care of his friends, in a political way, when the power to do so is given him. "Hughes' unpopular'ty, in my opinion, comes from the fact that he changes his poli tics every few years. Here again selfish mo tives should not be charged ageinst him, for he has veered several times without having in sight any office, or without tne expectation of reward of any kind. "The rumored appointment of ex-Governor Zulick to eureeed Hughes is hardly within the bounds of the probable, but it is hard to account sometimes for the turn of fortune in political warfare. He may have bridged the gulf which a short time ago was very stormy water between himself and Hoke Smith." Baron C. de Choisy, who is out here for the Societe Industrielle dcs Sciences et dcs Mines, an immensely wealthy French syndicate that is purchasing some large quartz-mining prop erties in this State, in speaking of the reason for seeking foreign investments, said the other day at the Palace: "There is a great deal of idle capital in France that must seek invest ments abroad. We have no such opportunities as you have here. All our lartce railroads and other such public enterprises have been built up so that there is little opportunity for invest ing in that way. So it is with the different lines of manufacturing. The surplus capital must jro out of France, and a great deal is beine; invested now all over the world. There seems to be a great field here." The Baron and Mr. de Bourgade, who came out with him, have satisfied themselves of the value of sev eral large properties and will recommend their purchase. Ben Maddox of the Visalia Times is in town and is very enthusiastic over the outlook in his end of the Pan Joaquin Valley for this sea son. Yesterday at the Grand he said: "In no part of the State will there be a better crop of -vvheai than in the upper end of San Joaquin Valley. In fact they have never before had such crops even there. Thousands of acres will yield from fifteen to twenty-five bushels to the acre. With the way the price of wheat is go ing up that means a great deal. There is the best of feeling in Visalia. The population hns been increasing very fast the past two years. It is the most prosperous town in the State to day. You couldn't get a house to live in and there are a great many improvements going on all the time p.ud buildings being put up. One good sign is that we have hardly felt the hard times that the rest of the country has had." SUPPOSED TO BE HUMOROUS. The rooster crowed at the third night hour, He crowed at midnight, too; But to crow at 6 was beyond his power, For the tramp got up at 2. —Washington Star. The little Boston boy was so plainly puffed ip with juvenile vanity that her visitor noticed t. "Robert seems unusually proud to-day " the said. ' "Yes," the fond mother answered, "he has oi his first pair of spectacles."— Indianapolis Juirnal. i henpecked husband called the servant m4d aside and said: "Look here, Robustina, I am told that my wife and daughter are plan ning a trip to the Continent. Do you know Wh4her I am going with them or not?"—Rich morfl Star. Te»cher— What is the gender of money? Sclblar— Feminine. Teaher (severely)— Wliy? SchQar— Because money talks.— Detroit Free Press. "Ar«b't yon starting rather early," inquired the viator, "to put that young boy of youra forwarl as a candidate for United States Sena tor?" "Youdon't know my ambition," said the fond Dfaware parent proudly. "I mean that he shall be elected before his eightieth birth day."—Chicago Journal. Mrs. day— What a terrible thing has hap pened t» the Blacks! Mr. Black was coming home fro* his club the other night and he fell down anc broke his leg so badly that he had had to ha^ it amputated. Mrs. Grem— L,ost his leg! Isn't it awful? And his fifaily saw bo little of him before!— Boston Tratscript. FEO'LE TALKED ABOUT. Prince Niciolas of Montenegro has written a diama in virse called "Prince Arabanet," wLich will t» performed soon at Cettinje, his capital, and b to be translated into Russian. The Prince ha previously brought out another draiaa called * he Tsaritsa of the Balkans." Although SliWilliam Jenner Is in constant attendance upin Queen Victoria, he has no special fears of ier breaking down at this time Despitt her rhelmatism the Queen has a fond ness for open-ai" driving in all sorts of weather and sht still k<*pa her rooms cold and her windows open. Sarah Orne Je-sfett, whose sketches and tales so endeaied her fc the people of New England was bop in South Berwick, Me., September 3, 1849. \er father, Theodore Herman Jewett, was a p'^sician of great ability, and for many years fil>d a professor3nip in the medical de* partmenof Bowdoin College. Congre«(man Patterson of Tennessee, the leader ofthe sound money element in the South, is , tall, large-boned, heavy-set man, now well \dvanced in years. He has a deep, rich voice, od is a fine orator. His old party associates hTennessee consider him an apos tate on acco-nt of his vigorous sound money campaign throughout the Southern cities. The younfcCrown Prince of Germany re cently demonstrated his primacy in the im perial nurser\ by thrashing his younger brothers. Kai*r Wilhelm entered, and, pick ing up the heiifcpparent in one band and a birch rod in be other, quietly remarked: "Now that you Vve shown your brothers who is Crown Prince,\ will show you who is Em peror." F.RSONALS. Dr. C. E. Rea of lytaluma is at the Grand. R. D. Safiald, an^uorney of Napa, is at the Lick. John Pollard, a caveman of Ferndale, is at the Grand. W. Levy, a merchan of Woodland, is at the Baldwin. E. B. Hornunj, a meftant of Marysville, i* at the Grand. W. H. McKenzie, a bafcer of Fresno, is regis tered at the Lick. V. S. McClatchy of thec a cramento Bee is a guest at the California. C. S. Fitch, a mining mQ of Sonora, regis tered yesterday at the Lick John G. Ritchie, manageiof the "Alabama" Company, is at the Baldwin George Russell, a cattlen^n of Reno, Nev., registered at the Lick yester%,y. L. H. Abramofsky, a mercfcnt of Jackson, Amador County, is at the Graa, General Nelson, late of St. Luis, Mo., regis tered yesterday at the Occident. Charles M. Cassin, an attorne;of Santa Cruz, registered yesterday at the Graq. Professor Maxwell Sommerville o f the Uni versity of Pennsylvania is at the>alace. W. A. Anderson, an attorney of Sacramento, ■was one of yesterday's arrivals at \e Lick. E. Carl Barm, superintendent 01 the Indus trial School at lone, is a guest at thGrand. R. C. Clayton, a well-known mixing man of Clayton, was one of yesterday's arri\ls at the Lick. L. T. Hatfleld, an attorney of Sa*amento, came down yesterday, and is a guet at the Lick. E. J. Cahill, a civil engineer from San Mar tin, was one of yesterday's arrival at the Grand. Senator E. C. Voorheis and his wife and daughter of Sutter Creek register^ at the Baldwin. Chevalier Ghisi, the Italian Consul t Shang hai, came in yesterday on the Chia on his way home, and is at the Occidental. John Buckingham, Deputy United Sta^s Col lector of Internal Revenue at Ukiah,came down yesterday and is a guest at the Gra\d. Louis Weinberger, a big commission mer chant dealing in California fruits, of Ne\ Or leans, was one of yesterday's arrivals at the Grand. Mayor Robert EfFey of Santa Cruz and Jfc,n ager John T. Sullivan of the Ocean Beach Htel came up yesterday to attend the meeting of be San Francisco committee on the Venetian Vk ter Carnival at the Union League Club, ail both registered at the Grand. THE VALLEY RAILROAD. Proposals Received for Three Hundred Thousand Red- wood Ties. A Committee From Visalla Holds a Conference With the Directors of the Road. The construction committee of the Val ley road, consisting of John D. Spreckela, Leon Sloss and Captain Payson, met at the company's office on Market street at 2 o'clocK yesterday afternoon and opened bids for 300,000 railroad ties. Thirty-five proposals were received. The bids ranged in price from 30 to 45 cents. To-day at 2 o'clock the directors will meet and award the contract to the lowest responsible bidder. All the bidders are Pacific Coast men, but some of the pro posals come from Oregon contractors. Chief Engineer Storey yesterday sent to Fresno a party of ten surveyors, headed by E. E. Tucker. The party will work south to Visalia on the preliminary sur vey. Another party is in the field working toward Hanford. The surveyors working south from Stock ton moved yesterday to the Stanislaus River. They have completed more than half the work from Stockton to the Stanis laus. Three parties are now in the field push ing the work right alonjj. A committee from Visalia, consisting of Messrs. Stewart and Maddox, came up yes terday fora conference with the directors of the road. They desired to ascertain definitely wh at the directors want.Visalia to do in order to secure advantages* of the road. Mr. "Watt talked with them, and, it is understood, gave them the information desired. At the meeting of the directors to-day final action will probably be taken on the lease of China Basin. SPRUNG A LEAK AT SEA. Arrival of the American Ship James Nesmith From New York. The American ship James Nesmith ar rived in port yesterday morning 146 days from New York. When she was out three days she encountered a circular storm and sprung a leak. All hands were ordered to the pumps, and were kept there day and night until the storm abated. Five days later an off-shore gale struck the ship, and put her almost on her beamends. The captain decided to run into Ber muda, and at that port the cargo was shifted forward. An examination was made, and the leak was located aft near the stern post. The vessel was laid up at Bermuda for ten days. The leak was not as serious as was thought at lirst, but tne fear of ruining the cargo prompted the skipper to steer for Bermuda. From the latter port to San Francisco the trip was uneventful. A Denial Frowa Schmidt. Edward A. Schmidt desires to contradict a statement recently published that he had formed a partnership with Gns Meesinger in the insurance business. Mr. Schmidt still rep resents the Palatine Insurance Company. . Bacon Printing Company, 508 Clay straafc • ■»■ » ♦ . 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