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EASTERN OFFICE: /-•■ pacific States Advertising Bureau, Bhinelander .- 'tending, Rose and Duane streets, Ntw York City. THE SUMMER MONTHS. : ' Are you polng to the country on a vacation If ' • c' It If r.o trouble for us to forward THE CALL to Vrcr address. Do not let it miss you for you will •••"ml— It. Orders given to the carrier, or left at . Business Office, 710 Market street, will receive prompt attention. "WEDNESDAY ■ AUGUST 21, 1895 . . THE CALL SPEAKS FOR ALL. v Nevada is little, but she is a leader. ♦■ Fpr Democracy at present all politics is a faction fight. Bimetallism is not a new issue and it needs no new party. The money of the constitution is the only sound money for the Nation. The goldbug syndicate protects the "treasury, but it does it at the expense of the people. The Ease will take notice that the voice of the Silver Convention is the voice of the Golden State. « The usual dead sure thing for the Demo crats in Kentucky gives way this year to a living showing for the Republicans. ' Look for your friends at the Mechanics' Fair;. if they are not there you will find something worth looking at anyhow. Home rule for Ireland and home rule for l"uba are two battles for freedom that ought to be won by the men of this gen eration. ". In Ohio as elsewhere the Democrats are = between the devil and the deep sea, with . no choice other than to take water or go : to hades. . Before the administration men pro : pounce for Yilas as a Presidential candi •date they should teach the people how to pronounce his name. : If Senator Brice saw any valuable ex pectations of a Presidential nomination the chances are he would pocket them • from a force of habit. People who go to the exposition should make a careful study of home products ex : hibited the*e and see how far they can -.supply all home needs. Next to the alleged third-term move ..ment the most futile idea in the politics of the day is the belief of the goldbugs that the revival of trade would side-track fcb,e silver question. M3iilev of Maine was correct in saying: !''The effect of a National campaign start ing on the Pacific and moving majestically eastward to the Atlantic would be some : thing superb in politics." The Atlanta Exposition promises as a novelty a complete exhibition of all recent inventions made by women, and the ex pectation is that it will prove a surprise party to the average man. ' The success of the popular loan in Phila delphia shows that if this country needs to borrow money it wculd be cheaper as well as better to go to the people for it in stead of a foreign syndicate. If subordinate officials like Comptroller Bowler can bet aside an act of Congress, as the courts are in the habit of doing, legislative bodies in this country will soon be overcome by that tired feeling. If leading Republicans in Maine are in favor of holding the next National Con vention of the party in San Francisco there ceriyifTiy can be no valid objection from other States on account of distance. The fact that the hoy who caused the disastrous boiler explosion at Denver e«c-aped without a scratch is caJled miracu lous, but it seems only another proof of .-the old saying that a born fool never gets hurt. _ The statement of so eminent a man as Cannon of Illinois that he is a bimetallist but opposed to the free coinage of silver shows that even in the mouths of intelli gent men the old gag still has power to work. The state of the weather in Delaware can be estimated from the report that the wax figure of a summer girl in a shop window was recently melted by the heat, this being the only instance on record of such a thing as melting a summer girl. California is not the only State that has had trouble with her Board of Equaliza tion, for complaint is made in Illinois that the board there has left untaxed $100, --000,000 in the State at large and made it up by mistreating Cook County. The Kentucky plan of conducting a cam paign by joint debates between the oppos ing candidates for Governor ought to be adopted in all States, for it gives the people a chance to hear both sides and thereby enables them to vote more intelligently pn election day. It. is estimated that it costs the State of Ohio $5000 to send a man to the peniten tiary and an equal amount to maintain him there for the average term of confine ment. The publication of the estimates , " have startled the taxpayers, and they are now trying to devise a more comprehen sive system of reforming the bad boys. The August number of the Commercial Traveler, aside from appearing in a new form and dress, comes out under the edi torship of D. M. Fraaer, formerly a special writer for The Call. The new editor out lines a policy which promises an exten sion of the scope of the Traveler's labors •and generally to improve the paper in the interests of the powerful class which it ■represeats. AIT UNEXPECTED GHOST. There has suddenly appeared — and it is remarkable as coming from the Southern States alone— an objection to Government aid for the Nicaragua canal. It is based on the ground that the Government's ex perience with its aided overland lines has been a sufficient warning. We are glad that the issue has been raised, for in one aspect it is rational, though shortsighted, and in another it may assist toward a solution of the railroad debt. It brings to view the old, old ques tion of burdening the future with the er rors of the past and ignores the fact that the best knowledge is that to which error has given birth. The position of the Government toward the subsidized overland lines is indeed piti able. Leaving out of consideration Mr. Huntington's personal influence as a factor in the determination of the Government's policy, we are still left to face one of the gravest problems that ever confronted a people. While there is no desire among sensible persons to push the Government's claims against the railroad company to a point beyond which the usefulness of that company as an agency for the prosperity of California may be exercised, there is still a wish that the company shall be made sub servient to the Government and that a rea sonable plan should be devised for the can cellation of its debt. Our Southern friends should not take the old policy of the Government toward the Central Pacific, nor Mr. Huntington's present ability to avoid a legal obligation, as a measure of the sentiment which per vades the country at this time. The very fact that the Government made a loose bargain with the Central Pacific and has been made to suffer in consequence is all the greater reason for its knowing how to avoid such errors in the future. The posi tion of the South in this matter is peculi arly unfortunate in two aspects — one that its idol is in the Presidential chair, and the other that the South is in a more direct geographical aspect to enjoy the benefits of the canal than any other part of the country. Charging the errors of long ago to the chances of the Cleveland administration to repeat them is as cruel to the Democracy as it is unjust to the sentiment of the country. The South might reflect that the difficul ties with regard to the settlement of rela tions between the Government and the aided overland lines have only taught us wisdom that should be applied to future contingencies, and that the opportunities which the Nicaragua situation present have a special value in enabling us to avoid the errors of the past and to give aid to a great enterprise in which private interests shall not have the controlling in fluence. CLEAE LAKE'S LEVEL. The towns and the owners of private lands bordering on Clear Lake are alarmed lest the company which is preparing to erect a great electric plant on Cache Creek, the outlet of the lake, will reduce the level of the lake four feet and thus leave large areas dry. A cotnraittee has been appointed to ascer tain the rights of the property-owners in the premises, and the prevalent feeling is one of great hostility to the enterprise. It is a pity and seemingly unnecessary that any cause should have been created for the raising of this question. Next to the Folsom plant this is the largest scheme for generating electric power that has been presented in this Statp. Numer ous electric railroads have been planned to be operated with this power, including a line for each of the two splendid valleys of Napa and Sonoma, besides light and power for a much wider area and for inniynera ble purposes. The installation of such a plant would add millions of dollars to the wealth of the State. But why should it be necessary to lower the level of Cache Creek for the purpose? Even a most primitive knowledge of en gineering can imagine no reason for it. After the four feet of water which it is proposed to be used from the present level of the lake have been employed in the gen eration of power, what good could the lowered level accomplish? Not a great distance after it leaves the lake Cache Creek enters a deep gorge, which it pur sues for many miles until it emerges into the Pacramento Valley. It cuts its way eastwardly through high mountains. The fall is very great after it enters the gorge, and at any point therein a flame could be constructed for the purpose of furnishing the necessary head of water for driving turbines. The lowering of the lake's surface four feet would require the cutting of a canal to that depth below the present level of the creek as it crosses the comparatively level stretch between the lal.e and head of the gorge. It seems irrational to assume that any benefit whatever could be drawn from the lowering of the lake, and it appears clear that such a course would only in crease the difficulties and expense of in stalling the plant. The lake is a rare and beautiful sheet of water, and every loyal Californian is interested in seeing that its beauties are not marred. A MATTEE OF AEEAS. The Chicago Journal is amusing itself at the expense of San Francisco. This comes after all the praise that The Call has given Chicago as the highest exponent of those virile forces which represent American energy in its most puissant form. Always under the present management of The Call Chicago has been held up as an ex ample of the best and highest achieve ments of American energy and patriotism. We have shown that in securing for that city the Columbian Exposition Chicago administered to New York, and to its smug and complacent sense of superiority, a re buke which was aimed directly at that American complacency and self-satisfac tion that is antagonistic to all reasonable conceptions of progress and independence. It seems, therefore, somewhat ungra cious on the part of a great newspaper of Chicago to publish such a thing as this: "We are informed by the morning dis patches from San Francisco that Mayor Sutro has 'offered the State university Kegents thirteen acres of land within the City limits on which to erect buildings for the affiliated colleges of the university.' This is very beneficent on the part of Adolph Sutro. Thirteen acres 'within the City limits' sounds quite princely. It is something less than 300 yards square, and if carved out of the heart of San Francisco would be a magnificent piece of ground. But there are several hundred patches of thirteen acres in the City of Ban Francisco over which the crow in its lovely flight is about the only thing that casts a shadow from one year's end to another. Sutro owns as fine a set of rocky promontories as ever got lost in an incoming Pacific fog. The entire southern end of the peninsula on which it stands is within the corporate limits of the 'City and County of San Fran cisco.' Much of it is better shooting ground than the Tolleston Club owns." Had the Journal been properly informed it would have known that a great many years ago. long before the people of San Francisco ever dreamed that their City would be even as great as it is, the State Legislature passed &n act incorporating THE SAN FKANCISCO CALL, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 21, 1895. the City and County as one, and that this was done solely as a measure of economy; that San Francisco County had already been established forty-five years; that as so established upon the admission of the State into the Union it was the neck of a narrow peninsula between the ocean and the bay, and that when the wonderful growth of the City began it vras discovered that although the City proper covered only a small part of the County, it was growing so rapidly that in time it must embrace the whole. Thus extensive unimproved areas were included within the limits. The econ omy resulting from a consolidation of County and municipal functions has pro duced benelicent results, and the wisdom of the scheme has been made apparent in the rapid settlement of the uninhabited districts. Had the double expense attach ing to a City and County government been peimitted to run, the progress of San Fran cisco might have been delayed. The uusettled regions of San Francisco have many large owners, including Adolph Sutro. All this land is within the City limits, and every foot of it is valuable. Any one of these large property-owners who offers any number of acres as a gift to the State declares himself a public bene factor. The situation in San Francisco is some what different from that at Chicago. San Francisco has never extended its limits for any purpose, for it has never extended them at all. It has never aimed to make a fictitious showing with regard to its popu lation and growth by extending its boun daries to include the densely settled and very wealthy towns and cities that lie con tiguous to it. It has never aimed to pur sue a course in this regard which would enable it to compare populations with New York or any other city in the country. It has never tried to extend its limits into un settled regions where wolves are encoun tered and have to be shot before houses can be built. It has depended only on Providence and its own worth, and if there is anything in this out of which Chicago may draw comfort we shall be grateful for the fact. ________________ A SPLENDID VIEW. It must be difficult for San Franciscans to imagine the glories of the view which will be obtainable from the cafe in the dome of the new Gall building on the southwest corner of Market and Third streets. They have never had any such high elevation in the lower part of the City from which to enjoy an outlook. It is remembered that for many years after the construction of the Palace Hotel an ascent to the roof for the purpose of view ing the outlook was a regular fashion, and that hardly had it subsided when the still loftier tower of the Chronicle building gave a new impetus to the pastime. As the floor of The Call building's dome, which is to be used for a cafe, will be 2C5 feet above the street, or so High that all the other buildings and towers of the down town region will be far below, the view will be incomparably superb. This idea of having a restaurant in the sky is not new in the United States, but will be a novelty in San Francisco. The lofty Mills building in New York and the Bullett building in Boston are provided with this luxury, and the success of the experiment has been phenomenal. With swift elevators to carry patrons to the dome all physical exertion is eliminated, and one is brought into clear, wholesome air uncontaminated by proximity to the street, flooded with light and immured in absolute quiet. Imagine a circular restaurant in the dome of The Call building seventy feet in diameter, constructed of steel, marble, glass and bronze, and fitted up in the most exquisite taste. Imagine tables placed all around the circumference of the circle^ each against a window affording an un obstructed view of that part of the City which it faces. Imagine, besides that, a rail'inclosed promenade outside the dome and inclosed by the cornice of the great square building, with a handsome, sub stantial tower on each of the four corners. Could a prospect more beautiful, or a more comfortable means of enjoying it be found ? For this will not be a view from a sooty roof or a small tower, but from the broad windows of a handsome restaurant, where one may sit at ease and in comfort. As this elevation will be equal to that of some of the taller hills of the City, Mount Diablo will be seen to rise far above the Contra Costa hills. The whole stretch of the bay, from Alviso to the Straits of Car quinez, will fall under the view, with the forests of masts which fret its surface and all the towns and cities which line its shore from Alameda around to Sausalito. The Golden Gate will open generously to the view, for Nob Hill will not be sufficiently high to shut it out, and perhaps the ocean maybe seen gleaming to the south of Lone Mountain. Far away to the north, east and south the mountains will appear in all their variety of color and contour. Nearer at hand the scene will be none the less charming, for there lies the City itself. No part of it east of Lone Mountain will escape, and the view will extend throughout the Mission. So noble a view cannot be found in all the City. J. P. Tighe has commenced the publi cation of the Western Cigar and Tobacco Journal in this City, the first issue of which is just out. It is devoted to the up building of the cigar and tobacco trade of the coast as represented by the home fac tories. It is an earnest advocate of home industry, and judging from the first issue, which is typographical) y neat and fall of business, it will prove a great help to the trade. The forest fires in Washington have be come a matter of serious importance and unless the people devise some system of State supervision and protection the com monwealth may lose a large part of one of the richest of her natural resources. Such supervision would of course cost a great deal of money, but it would pay in the long run. The relations of the Irish party to the Conservative Government in England were ably expressed in a single sentence by Mr. Healy in the words: "It represents merely the fluctuating spasms of English politics, while we stand for the permanent forces of Irish Nationality." Electric-cars have been prohibited on the road from Berlin that runs past the Tech nical Institute, because the scientific ex periments would be affected by the cur rents, but in this country it would take something more than science to stop a trolley line where the public needed it. In nearly every California enterprise, from a railroad to an art school, there are to be seen in these days abundant evi dences of increase and improvement, about the only exception being the Southern Pa cific, where there is indeed an increase, but no improvement. The fight for the next Republican con vention is said to lie between San Fran cisco, Denver, Buffalo and Pittsburg ; and we ought to be able to make a Pacific com bination with Denver and getaway with the Eastern villages. ! AROUND THE CORRIDORS. There are cases when a man's fidelity to the cause of silver may work injury to his reputation for truth and veracity. This happened to Sam Davis recently in this city, and he takes a great deal of pleasure in telling the story on himself. Each time it is a little different, but the idea is generally the same. The last time he unfolded it was in the Occi dental Hotel, where he told it to some silver men. "I was getting shaved in a barber-shop on Powell street," said Sam, "and when I was about half-scraped the man shaving me in quired whether or not he had ever seen me in New Jersey. I told him I had just come from SAM DAVIS, BECENTLY FROM JTKW JERSET. [Sketelied from We for the "Cull" by KanklvcU..] there, and he wanted to know how things were in that section. I saw a good chance to do the silrercanse a good turn and at ouce began to tell him that the entire State was on the verge of falling into the silver camp, and that the voters were very much dissatisfied with the two old parties and were getting ready to bolt at the signal from the silver men. He wanted to know how it was in New York, and I told him that the leagues were working things so that at the election there would be a big ma jority for the silver ticket from top to bottom. He didn't seem to be very anxious about New York, however, so I got back to New Jersey. 'Did you ever live in Newark?' 'Certainly,' I replied; -that's the town I just left.' 'Well, how are the Republicans doing there?' 'Why, the party has gone to the dogs. There isn't a decent man in the party who would be seen at a Republican meeting. It is just as good as a failure in business to rrv a word against free coinage, and the Democrats busted up long ago.' "I pumped this kind of information into the barber for about ten minutes and he swore that if old New Jersey was going for free coinage he would get out and join the ranks him self, as anything indorsed by that State was all right. Before I knew what had struck him he was tossing tree-coinage arguments into the other barbers, and In a few moments we had the whole shop wild over the possibilities of bimetallism. Everybody who came in was pounced upon, and we were stacking up quite a record. He said he was delighted to meet a good New Jersey man, and that I talked like one and was just the right sort of a man to ■have (at the regular rates) and that it was a great treat to have a few words with a man who knew what he was talking about. Every thing was going on smooth and even and I was getting my hair brushed with the greatest care when in walked Lem Allen of Nevada. " 'Hello, Davis !' he exclaimed, 'when did yon get down from Carson?' "Excuse me, sir," I answered, "you have made a mistake. lam from New Jersey and my name is Thompson." " Like it is. What kind of a job are you working on these barbers? Are you working yourself oft' as a tourist from the East? Come, get out of that chair, Sam. I want to have my whiskers combed.' "I attempted to explain to Allen that he was mistaken, but he kept calling me names and abusing me to the tonsorialists until I had to laugh and admit that I had not been to New Jersey for some years, but that at one time I was a resident of that «tate. Lem kept up his abuse until the crowd began to look upon me with suspicion, and I finally left. I don't sup pose Allen will ever realize what a fatal famil iarity he exercised on that occasion, nor does he appreciate the harm he has done the cause of free coinage. Somebody had ought to post him to keep his mouth shut when another silver man has got the floor, but I don't suppose he will ever learn. You know Lem is a farmer, not a politician." EASTERN EDITORS. Journalism ami Religion. A sensational report of a camp-meeting pre sents the rural idea of journalism in the ex treme. A fake marriage that was not to be was advertised, while a part of the services en titled "Christians for consecration" was styled " Sinners for conversion." The distinction, especially to religious people, is rather notice able. It is only just to the church people to say that they are averse to sensations, and that they also seriously object to having their services connected with bathing in the swim ming pool and bicycling on the road home ward.—Arizona Gazette. How to Eat Corn. Now that corn on the cob has appeared upon our dinner tables may I suggest that it should be eaten from the cob and not cut off, or, if cutoff at all, to be cut with a dull knife. If the knife be sharp enough to make a. clean cut ot the grain it will also cut with it the ligneous substance in which the grain is imbedded, and this substance is as indigestible as sawdust, and is quite as irritating to the lining of the stomach and bowels. In biting the grain from the cob the woody substance is left on the cob, the teeth pressing the grain from its bed, rather than taking a part of the bed with it.— New York Sun. A Delusion and a Cheat. The present redemption policy is a delusion and a cheat. It is a system of maintaining a pretense of redemption by throwing the coun try into debt. The Government is borrowing money to pay dividends. If the gold policy were the only one the country could pursue financial ruin would be the result. The credit of the Government is maintained by the people's confidence in its stability, and their knowledge of the enormous wealth of the country, in spite of the false pretense of gold redemption.— Cincinnati Enquirer. The Electrical Locomotive. Jt is plain that the day of the application of electricity to our steam railways has arrived. It is stated that before the end of this month a new electrical locomotive will be completed which can be used on elevated railroads and in the suburban service, and that as soon as they are are successfully applied In one place their use will be universal.— Boston Herald. The New York Sunday Law. The crime of "oppression in office" consists in the use of law to diminish or destroy free dom instead of to maintain and enlarge it. Every use of the police power to regulate pri vate habits or social customs is an oppression in office.— New York World. The Voice of the Cackoo. The President has stood like a rock when anything but a rock would have trembled. He has been the anchor which held the ship of state when seas ran high and when such a mooring and only such a mooring meant safety. If he desires that the people shall have a chance to say "Well done," the Democratic convention can be safely trusted to safely pass on that desire.— Brooklyn Eagle. In the Hot East. The pitiable slavery of men to standing col lars and starched shirt fronts brings its own punishment in our dog days. The outing-shirt, the straw hat, the gauze underwear and loose and light-weight underclothing have done much to mitigate the inevitable discomfort. A rational regimen as to diet and an avoidance of hurry and worry assist in the amelioration. As for propriety — when it mean* other people's views of what is proper— let that go hang.— New York World. An I*n worthy Discrimination. It is the right and duty of the United States Government to demand Waller's immediate release. We would make such a demand were he detained by some insignificant South Ameri can republic, and our failure to make an im pejative demand of the French Republic will be- taken as significant of an unworthy dis crimination as to how we make National de mands.—Chicago Journal. Judicial Salaries. The salaries paid to the Judges of the high courts in Great Britain are sufficient to com mand the best talent over there. From the Lord High Chancellor with $50,000 a year and the Lord Chief Justice with $40,000 and the Judges of the high courts with $25,000 each, it is a long step downward to the salaries of judicial officers in this country. — Boston Herald. Thus Says St. Paul. The inability of Minneapolis to understand the questions involved in an honest census must be diagnosed as moral atrophy.— St. Paul Pioneer Press. PERSONAL. Dr. A. O. Ostrum from Yuma is at the Grand. L. M. Burros, a Santa Rosan, is at the Cali fornia. Dr. Palmer of Panama is a guest at the Bald win Hotel. Judge S. F. Geil of Salinas is at the Occi dental Hotel. Professor Daly of the State Normal School at San Jose is in town. H. M. Crabb, a wine merchant fromOakville, is at the Grand Hotel. Dr. Dallas Bache, U. S. A., and wife are at the Occidental Hotel. Senator Sevrell, one of Ukiah's leading poli ticians, is at the California. J. W. Walthall, manager of the Western Granite and Marble Company, is in town. O. A. Hale, the San Jose merchant, is at the California Hotel. Mrs. Hale accompanies him. W. W. Foote of Oakland is moving round among his friends and is a guest at the Palace. Norman Eideout, from Marysville, Is at the California. Mr. Hideout is accompanied by his wife. Dr. R. E. Hartley from Santa Cruz has come to the City for a iew days to attend the Silver Convention and is a guest at the Grand. C. H. Willis, a wealthy planter of the Ha waiian Islands, is a guest at the Occidental Hotel. He has just returned from a trip to the East. T. B. Smithers, F. S. Smithers, Charles Smithers, Rev. C. 'Bancroft and Mrs. Bancroft are at the Palace Hotel. The party is traveling round the United States and enjoys the luxury that goes with a special car. Captain Heese of the German embassy at Washington is in the City at the Palace Hotel. The cay-tain says he has visited all the United States military posts and considers the Pre sidio one of the best appointed and best regu lated garrisons he has ever seen. He is merely traveling for pleasure. CALIFORNIANS IN NEW YORK. NEW YORK, N. V., Aug. 20.— Californians registered at hotels to-day: San Francisco— J. C. Paine, J. G. Spaulding, H. Plonski. Broad way Central; Mr. and Mrs. J. Buxton, St. James; Mr. and Mrs. J. Coughlan, Everett; G. R. Williams, Cosmopolitan; T. H. Ryan, C. B. Brown, Imperial; L. M. Pearlman, Metropole; C. Planche, Grand Union. Palo Alto— Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Perrine. California— W. D. Opdyke, Gilsey; T. Irving, Marlborough. CALIF ORKIANS IN WASHINGTON. WASHINGTON, D. C, Aug. 20.— Among the hotel arrivals are Theodore Turner, Ban Fran cisco, who is at the Riggs, and W. Peabody, Los Angeles, at the Raleigh. CALIFORNIANS IN UTAH. SALT LAKE, Utah, Aug. 20.— At th« Knuts ford—H. V. Ramsdell, San Francisco; J. S. and Howard J. Schroder, Los Angeles. At the Walker— Mrs. S. E. Estelle, San Francisco. At the Cullen— T. S. Merchant, J. C Neaion, San Francisco. ______________^^ SUPPOSED TO BE HUMOROUS. Be slow to wrath— even if the other fellow Is the smaller. The happiest women, like the happiest na tions, have no history. The bigjrest hero is the one who is scared the most and runs the least. What with the advanced women and the large sleeves, the females of to-day have a good deal on their shoulders. "He died on the field," she said sorrowfully. "A soldier?" asked the sympathizing friend. "No; umpire," sne replied. Ladies are like watches: pretty enough to look at, sweet faces and delicate hands, and both requiring great care to regulate. Isn't there some way in whicn we can ar range to get our weather properly mixed in stead of taking the ingredients separately? "Have you been very successful?" asked the shaving-cnp. "Yes," Teplied the razor, "I've made my mark."— Truth. "Nora," said Mrs. Knervz, when the maid answered the ring of her mistress. "Nora, I will feed the canary myself after this. The doctor says I must take more exercise."—Bos ton Home Journal. Uncle Ned— Been fishing, Johnny? Johnny— Yes, sir. Uncle Ned— Caich anything? Johnny— No; but you bet I will when I get home. — Roxbury Gazette. At a rendition of "The Messiah" (oratorio) a lndy in an extremely low-cut dress appears to Bing the solos. A young lady turns to her escort and says: "There, Charley, wnat do you think of that costume?" Charley— Well, it is very charming, but I think it would be more appropriate for "The Creation" than "The Messiah."— Life. PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT. Secretary Olney is one of the best tennis players in the country. Henry Irvine's American tour this season will include Atlanta and New Orleans. Archbishop Ireland is the only Archbishop who wears the button of the Loyal Legion. Mme. Casimir-Perier has organized a crusade against the use of birds' breasts and wings for decorative purposes. Eugene Murger, a cousin of Henri Murger, whose bust was recently set up in the Luxem burg garden, has been discovered Binging in the Paris streets for a living. Scholars and the world at large will learn with sorrow that they have been pronouncing Shakespeare's name wrong. According to Dr. Furnivall, a Shakesperean student, the name should be pronounced "Shahkspair." Alfred de Musset's sister refuses to have any of his works in her possession published, as she says they will not add to his fame as a poet. She likewise refuses to let his letters be seen, among which is the correspondence between the poet and George Band. Dr. Max Nordau, the author of "Degenera tion," is a working physician in Paris and the correspondent in that city of the Berlin Voseis che Zeitung and the Frankfurter Zeitung. He usually works on his books from 8 :30 o'clock in the evening until midnight. He lives in a handsome house in the Avenue de Villiers. The doctor is master of half a dozen languages. TRICYCLE EXPRESS DELIVERY. The accompanying cnt, says the Chicago Journal, is a correct representation of the Chicago expressman of th« near future, pro viding that the experiment of the United States Express Company proves a success. Vice-President Crosby of the express com pany Is the one directly responsible for the in troduction of this idea, which may lead to a revolution in the parcel-delivery methods of Chicago. When Mr. Crosby was in London a few weeks ago he noticed that many firma were using tricycles instead of delivery wagons and that they seemed to move easily and swiftly. The thought struck him that it might be a good thing for his business in Chicago. He talked with two or three of the boys who drove the novel carriages and learned that they were operated nearly as easily as an ordinary safety and covered a deal more ground in a day than a horse and wagon. Before returning to Chicago he had placed an order for a tricycle of the finest make. It arrived here yesterday and within a few days it will make its first trip from the West Side office o* the company. The wheel is a beauty, all the running parts being fitted with adjust able ball bearings and having a geared driv ing wheel without a chain. The box in which the packages are carried is 30 inches long, 28 inches wide and 21 inches deep. In fair weather the capacity of the box is greatly increased by means of the railing around the UNITED STATES EXPRESS TRICYCLE CARRIER. top where many light parcels may be piled. The box is provided with a waterproof cover for rainy weather. Mr. Crosby is very hopeful that the experi ment may prove the adaptability of the vehicle to Chicago streets and will make arrangements with an American firm for an additional num ber of tricycles when its success is assured. A record will be kept of the distance traveled by the wheel, and the result will be watched with keen interest by those in all lines of business to which the use of such a vehicle may be extended. ________ ______ BOWLER OF OHIO. Let us pause in contemplation Of the greatness of the man Who can iiiufT all legislation As no other person can. Let ns gaze with fear and trembling? Let us drop our little bills, For with him there's no dissembling When it strikes the Nation's tills. Let us look with admiration On the man who dominates Congressional legislation And establishes the rates. Let us point with pride and pleasorr At the bold, Uowlerian way He protects the Nation's treasure When the Nation has to pay. Let us take with satisfaction Any thine he says we should; Let us praise tbe noble action, As we know It's for our good. Let onr glorious Bird of Freedom Come rignt off its lofty perch, Because, unless it hoed him. He will leave it in the lurch. Let the grand old Starry Banner Come a-sliding down the pole, Lest, its free and liberal manner Get it badly In a hole. Let the well-known Declaration Of our Independence shy A bit, and save negation Of the Fourth day of July. Let us all stand back for Bowler: We ar» but a motley gang; He's the only High Comptroller, And he runs the whole shebang! —New York Sun. ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. Prominent People— E., Alameda, Cal. The address of Bismarck is-Friederichsruhe ; Queen Victoria, Windsor, Berkshire, England; Cassi mir Perier, Paris, France Benjamin Harrison, Indianapolis, • Ind. ; Rider Haggard, Kedcliffe square, London ; Czar of Russia, St. Petersburg, Russia; Hall Came, New Court, Lincoln' Inn, London; Mrs. Humphry Ward, Russell square, W. C, London; Bret Harte. care of A. B. Watt, Paternoster square. London ; Henry M. Stan ley, London; John Ruskin, Brantwood, Cornston \ Lake, England; George A. Sala, Mecklenburg square, London Stanly « Wey man, London; Jane Ingelow, Kensington, England; Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Johnstown, N. V. ; Frank Marion Crawford, Crawfordville, Ind.; Lord Salisbury, London. ■/•;;'>> \ Degree of Crime— C. C, City. The law of the State of California says that-all murder which is perpetrated by means of poison or laying in wait, torture, or by any other kind of willful, deliberate and premeditated killing, or which is committed in the perpetration of or attempt to perpetrate arson, rape,; roDbery, burglary or mayhem, is murder of the first degree ; and that all kinds of murders are murders of • the . second degree. ' Whenever a crime is distinguished into degrees the jury, if it convicts the defendant, must find the degree of which he is guilty. Every person guilty of murder in the first degree shall suffer death or confinement in the State prison for life, at the discretion of the jury trying the case. Quail Season— E. 8., City: The law passed by the last Legislature says: ' "Every person who in the State of California, between the 15th day of February and 15th day of August of ! each year, shall hunt, pursue, take, kill or destroy, or have in his possession, whether taken or killed In the State of California, or shipped into the State from any other State, Territory or foreign country, any mountain quail, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor. Aids to Memory— H. H. H., City. There : ore a number of published methods to assist the memory, and the same j may be had in any of the first-class bookstores. Those who have made mnenomica a study say - that in certain cases mnenomlcal devices \ may be found . of considerable service, but that all systems which have aimed at completeness have been found to puzzle rather than aid the memory. . \ Blue Prints— H.P., City. There are any number of books that give directions for the making of blue prints, and they may be had at the . bookstores. Directions for making blue prints were printed in this column on Satur day, August 11. . . y • • May Resign— N. H., City. A member of the National Guard of this State who has enlisted for the prescribed term of three years may for good reasons, at any time tender his resig nation. ■" •■■:?■■•" ;.'.-- , 6 . Kalloch-De Yocng-F. Q. , City. Charles de Young was a hot and killed by I. M. Kalloch April 23, 1880. -. '_'.-, Roberts, card headquarters, 220 Sutter. • Bacon Printing Company, 308 Clay straai. • Dr. Agnew, piles, fistula, etc. 1170 Market St.* For sale— lmported English pony, cart and harness at Killip's auction, Wednesday, Au gust 21. ....... ■....:...,.;.;.. . r -. ;• ■ '•,;;•.:■; ■•-.. » * « ■ . • "You know, dear." said Miss Govin frankly to her accepted suitor, "you know we get none of papa's money while he lives. ; .V ",* ■: ; " "I quite understand ; that, my precious pet," replied the young man, with the light of love in his eyes. 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Window's , Soothing Syr Sso a botUfc NEW TO-DAY. cinipiii Curtain Department! 150 pairs IRISH POINT CURTAINS, for- mer price $8 50 and $9 00; to close at tJII.OU perpair 200 pairs NOTTINGHAM CURTAINS, in handsome Brussels effects, on sale at . on ,KA £)2.50 perpair 300 TAPESTRY COVERS in DINING. TABLE SIZE (all colors), at . $1.50 each JUST RECEIVED I Our "Poll Stoci of Stales, ; DM r ail olubi 01 ullldUllDh, In new and stylish designs, on sale at 125 C and 15C peryard New Derlij Satin Portieres, In Rich Colorings and New Effects, On sale at ©D 7£ $O.iU per pair New Tapestry Piece Goods, • : \' : FULL ASSORTMENT AT 45c, 65c, 75c, 90c and §1.00 per yard SE BABLA ESPANOL. G. VERDIER & CO., SE. Cor. Geary and Grant . Aye. VILLE DE TARIS. - BRANCH HOUSE, LOS ANGELES. REDUCED ~" TELEPHONE HATES. SERVICE No. i. Old, 89 50 New, 85 50 Per Month. WITH NICKEL-IX-THE-SLOT AT- TACHMENT. Reduction over 42 per cent. ■ ■ THIS SERVICE, NOW GIVEN FOB 85 5O PER MONTH, INCLCUES: Individual Metallic Copper Circuits (Two Wires) Long Distance Telephones Express System Forty City Switches SERVICE No. 2. Old, 89 50 New 94 50 ; Per Monh. WITH NICKEL-IN-THE-SLOT AT- TACnMKNT. Keduction over 52 per cent. THIS SEKViCE, NOW GIVEN FOB S4 50 PEit MOUTH, INCLUDES: ■ ! Combination Line Metallic • Copper Circuits (Two Wires, one subscriber on ■ each wire) no bell-ringing interference Long Distances Telephones .Express System Forty City Switches >*■. • SERVICE No. 3~* Old, 89 5O New, 82 50 Per Month. . WITH ; NICKEIi-IN-THE-SILOT AT- £v;Z: "V"- r -• ■: .. • TACHMENT. -_ ''• Reduction over 73 per cent. THIS SERVICE, NOW GIVEN FOR 94 50 PER MONTH, INCLUDES: -. Party Line Metallic • Copper Circuits (Two Wires, five subscribers ■ ■;- on each wire) . . Long Distance Telephones Express System Forty City Switches (to each subscriber) Three hundred subscribers are now connected at this $2 50 rate. '■ - ; 1,. H. JACOBI. Contract Agent. 216 Bush st. San Fbakcisco, August 8, 1895. FOR, • J 4 ROOfIS $90. Parlor— Brocatelle, « 5-pieco suit, , plush >,t rimmed., '- ' . Bedroom-7-plece Solid Oak Suit. French Bevel- . plate Glass, bed, bureau, washstand. two chairs. : rocker and table; > pillows, woven-wire and top ,' mattress. ■ •. ■ Diiiing-Room— 6-loot Extension Table, four - • Solid Oak Chairs. • Kitchen-No. 7 Range, Patent Kitchen Table and two chairs. i EASY PAYMENTS. Houses furnished complete, city or country, any- where on tfce coast. Open evenings. M. FRIEDMAN & CO., 224 to 230 and 306 Stockton , and 237 Post Street. Free packing and delivery across the bay. - A LADIES' GRILL 101 ;;; Has been established in the Palace Hotel ON ACCOUNT' OF REPEATED DEMANDS - made on the management. It takes the piaca of the ■ city restaurant, with direct entrance from Market st. Ladies shopping will find ". this a most I desirable place to lunch. g Prompt service and mod- erate charges, such os have given the gentlemen'! Grillroom an international reputation) will p royal . In (bit new department. .■,.;-