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Novelties IN THE Realms OF SCIENCE LITERATURE ANS ART p=^Tp^HE majority of persona do not I know that the sky is blue on II account of the thousands and j XL thousands of millions of atoms of dust floating in the atmosphere. "Were it not for dust we would lack light on Mother Earth and the heavens •would be an inky black. Suppose a room absolutely dark, save a hole through one of the shutters. A ray of light will dart through the small open ing and one can observe tiny particles of dust dancing in that bright sunbeam of light. As a matter of fact it is not "the light" we see, tut simply a reflection, caused by these motes of dust. " As it is with the shaft of light in the darkened room, so it is on a large scale throughout the air. The many millions of particles of dust catch the light, reflect ing it back and forth from one to another, bo making the atmphere luminous. It is for this reason that, were it not for the dust, the sky would appear black, as it does at night when there. is no moon. The sun would appear as an immense glowing ball. The moon and stars would be visible throughout the day. Everything would appear different. Where the light touched the eves would be dazzled by the brilliancy. The mellow softness of the shadows would become an intense black and the outline of object!, harsh and angular. The sunlight, which has been analyzed i by means of the spectroscope, consists of all the colors of the rainbow, their total forming the white light. This white lieht going through a crystal prism is broken up into its seven component, the so-called fundamental, colors. These seven distinct colors of light are the result of the differ ent lengths of ether waves, blue heading the list as one of the shortest, yellow being on* of the longest waves. Thus the finest dust molecules being up high est in the atmosphere reflect only the blue light, imparting that tint to the heavens • above. In mining dis tricts and those where factory engines abound, where the air is full of large par ticles of coal and other dust, even on an otherwise clear day the sun will have a reddish tint. The cause of it is that the particles of dnst are too large and too low in the atmosphere to reflect the blue light, only the red being reflected. For this rea son the sky in the country will be blue while above a large city on the same day the heavens may present a grayish or whitish color, on account of the dust atoms being rather large, and, therefore, not reflecting the blue light. ■ . ;• ' The reason that in southern parts of the globe and near the equator the sky is very blue lies in the fact that the sky is much drier and the dust molecules, not being en larged by moisture, are thus enabled to re flect the blue color of the sunbeams. — New York Herald. Novelties In Cycles. . . In their presence at the National cycle show In vast numbers the people of New York v»ry practically put the stamp of i , approval on the exhibition during its prog ress. There were nil kinds of bicycles and bicycle appliances. The catalogue showed nearly 400 exhibits of various kinds, and all the available floor space of Tandem Bike for Army Use. the great Madison-square Garden was cov ered. Among the exhibits which attracted most attention were the bicycles equinped for army use. The new army tandem, mounted with a 40- pound automatic rapid firing machine gun, was on exhibition for the hrst time. These machines have been equipped in the most thoroughly com plete and convenient manner, and yet without carrying an extra ounce or inter fering in any possible with the rider or v riders. The tandem is finished in the regulation manner, with enameled frame, nickel- Tilated handle bars, hubs and sprockets, althongh it presents quite a different and perhaps even more attractive appearance, on account of the acconterments of war which are attached to it, and stem to add a more stanch and perfect appearance to the machine. On either side of the steer ing head, and clamped or attached with perfect security, are steel enameled gun rests, which are lined with leather and made exactly to fit the barrel of the guns, and attached to the main upri-ht in the same way are rests of the same kind, with the exception of being made a trifle larger, in order to hold the gnn grip. Fitting most securely in these rests, and yet in such a manner that they may be easily and quickly detached at a moment's notice, are two 12-shot repeating magazine carbines. Strapped on the right Bide of the ma NURSE AND THE BABIES. chine, and to the front and rear seat post, are two regulation six-shooters, encased in holsters. Also on the right side, ex tending almost the whole length of the machine, attached in front to the steering head and in the rear to the lower center tube, is a jointed flagstaff in a tight-fitting neat-lcxoking canvas case, and in no way hindering the action of the machine or riders. On the front handle-bar and strapped in a peculiar manner, so that there is no possibility of their coming loose or causing any annoyance, are two tightly rohed blue "regulation army over coats. On the rear bars, strapped in the same fashion, are a double pair of gray army blankets. The guns, revolvers and all are so ingeniously attached that uoth ing can interfere in the slightest degree with the riders, and the additional weight of the various accouterments, which take in everything essential for a march in times of war and peace, is hardly percep tible. One exhibition suggested the downfall of the baby carriage. It may not be an out of the way park scene of the near fu ; ture to see a nurse in bloomers wheeling I her charges over the drives. The vehicle j has been designed, and was on exhibition. THE IiOCOMOTIVK WHISTLE. How It Developed I'roin a Little Tin Horn. When locomotives were first built and : began to trundle their small loads up and down the newly and rudely constructed railways of England, the public roads ! were for the greatest part crossed at grade, and the engine driver had no way of giv ing warning of iiis. approach except by blowing a tin horn. But this, as may be imagined, says a writer in Cassier's Maga zine, was far from being a sufficient warn ing. One day, in the year 1533, so runs a story of the origin of the locomotive whistle, a farmer of Thornton was cross ing tho railway track on one of the country roads with a great load of eggs and butter. Just as he came out upon the track a train approached. The engine man blew his tin horn lustily, but the i farmer did not hear it. Eighty dozen of eggs and fifty rounds of butter were smashed into an indistinguishable, un pleasant mass, and mingled with the i kindling wood to which the wagon was reduced. The railway company had to pay the farmer the value of his fifty pounds of butter, his 960 eggs, his horse and his wagon. It was regarded as a very serious matter, and straightway a direc tor of the company went to Alton Grange, where George Steplienson lived, to see if he could not invent something that would give a warning more likely to be heard. Stephenson went to work Hnd the next day had a contrivance which, when at tached to the engine boiler and the steam turned on, gave out a shrill, discordant sound. The railway directors, greatly de lighted, ordered similar contrivances to be attached to all the locomotives, and from that day to this the voice of the locomo tive whistle has never been silent. VALUABLE FIDDLES. raganini'i Instruments la the City of Genoa. The beauty and sweetness of Sarasate's tone are often commented on by people who never think of the tone being in any way due to the fineness of his instrument. As a matter of fact. Sarasate ha 3 two Strads. One is the renowned "Boissier" Strad., which he managed to secure in Paris for £1000 an hour or two before Hill of London sent an offer for it; the other is one that has been used by Paganini, which came to him through his son Achille. Of course ttfe latter instrument has an addi tional value from the circumstance of its former ownership. Paganini had several valuable violins, "and the instrument which he used in his later years— a Guarnerius. dated 1743 — would prooably command something like £5000 if it could be put in the market just now; indeed, the sum of £2400 has already been offered for it and refused, and a report was lately circulated that £10.000 had been tried. But the in strument cannot be sold. Paganini him self bequeathed it to the city of Genoa, and the municipal authorities there are keenly alive to the value of the treasure. They have it bestowed inagiasscase in the recess of a wall, which is again incased in heavy French plate glass, the whole being closed by a massive door. Every two months the seals are broken and the violin played upon for ahout half an hour in the presence of city officials, and then it is replaced and put under municipal seal. This, of course, is done to keep the instrument in good condition. Paganini came by the viohn in a curious way. A French merchant lent him the instrument to play upon at a concert at Leghorn. After the concert t'aganiui brought it back to its owner, when the latter exclaimed, to the delighted astonish ment of the player: "Never more will I profane the strings which your fingers have touched; that instrument is yours." The Genoa people have been in luck in the matter of violins. Sivori, who died last year, was a pupil of Paganini, and Paga nini presented him when a youth with a very fine Guarnerius instrument. It was therefore but natural that Sivorl should wish his violin to rest beside Paganinis, j and so to-day for a small fee you can see both instruments in the municipal niche at Genoa.— Comhill Magazine. A Shfp's Kate. A ship's rate is found by a line about 900 feet long, on a reel, having one end fast ened to a thin, sector-shaped piece ol wood, called a log." The arc of the log is loaded to make it stay vertical when THE SAN FRANCISCO CALL, SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 1896. tossed into the sea; it then remains in the f same place (is supposed to), in the water while the line is unwinding from the reel. | The line is divided into equal parts of fifty I feet each, called kuot3 of 1-120 of a nauti- I cal mile. Since a half minute has the ! same ratio to an hour that a knot has to a j nautical mile, the ship runs at the rate of as many nautical miles an hour as it runs knots in half a minute. If say nineteen knots pass in half a minute the vessel is then running at the rate of nineteen miles an hour.— James Usher. The Horseless Carriage. It is not outside the realm of possibility that in the century soon to dawn the horseless carriage may be as familiar on the public highway as the bicycle is to day; as familiar, in fact, as the family con veyance of the period. Of course' good roads are a prime requisite for the success of the motocycle, but good roads are bound to come, and it is to be hoped that the agitation for them that has been set on foot all over this country will not be void of desirable, results even before tha MUELLER MOTOCYCLE. [Reproduced from the Cosmopolitan.] clnse of the present century. Good ! . smoothly paved roads being a ccrtninty of ' | realization at no very remote date, "the j i prospects of the horseless carriage seem to j be quite flattering, if the judgment of the ■ fiiendsof the new invention" can bo relied! ! upon. They contend that the horse may j • bo dispensed with and the highest measure |of speed and comfort attained over j smoothy paved boulevards in a vehicle pro pelled by mechanical power. It is worth i \ while to take a look at some of these up | to-date vehicles. The "PJlectrqbat 1 ' is the original name | ; given by Morris &. Salom of Philadelphia j to the first electric wagon constructed in i '; that city. It was ihe joint work of a me- | | chanical engineer and an electrician. The ! i wagon was run hundreds of miles over ! the streets of Philadelphia without seri- j i ous mishap. Its tot.il weight, including \ I the battery, is 4250 pounds, and the max;- j mum mileage on one charge of electricity la from h'fty to one hundred, according to j speed and grades, the maximum speed at- j , tamable being- fifteen miles an hour. Charles A. Duryea of Peoria, 111., ha 3 | successfully applied the gasoline motor to \ horselessvehici.es. The Duryea motor re sembles an ordinary, heavily buih buggy, weighs 700 pounds,* and has ball-bearings An Electrobat. [Reproduced from the Cosmopolitan.] and rubber-tired wheels. It has an inge nious mechanism for steering and changing the speed without a moment's loss at time. The cost of running this carriage is one fourth of- a cent a mile, and a supply of gasoline can be carried sufficient to nm the machine 150 miles. Upon goo* roads a SDeed of twenty miles is claimed. There are numerous rivals for popularity in the motocycle world. The Mueller patent, for instance, recently won a prize in a contest for economy of operation, coming in a close seconci'to the Dnryea machine. In order to stimulate invention and do what they can to hasten the com ing of the age of the marvelous carriage the publishers of the Cosmopolitan, from which publication the illustrations of motocycles on this page are taken, offer premiums amounting to $3000. These premiums are to be awarded to motor carriages presenting the greatest number of points of excellence as exhibited in a trial trip to be made from the New York office of the Cosmopolitan on the 30th of May to the Cosmopolitan building at Irvington, and thence back to tbe starting point. Poison for Arrows. The following account Of the method used by Bushmen of Namaqualand to poison their arrows is given in the Scien tific African: "Some resin, either from the gift-bol or from one of the members of the Euphorbia group of cactus-like plants, is first obtained, and the sticky substance is placed on a stone. The Bush man then poes with a forked stick to look for ring-halse or black night artder, not the puff-adder which is called ring-halse. Having found the snake, by a dextrous thrust of the stick the animal is imprisoned just behind the head by the two prongs of the stick. The prepared stono is then placed in the mouth, and the upper jaw forced rieht back. By this somevrhat rough treatment the poison glands become compressed, and two drops of poison are forced out on the fan^s and caught on the stone. The poison is theri well mixed with resinous matter, and is ready for use. In the earlier days a more complicated preceiure was adopted, through the medium of a witch doctor. The whole head of the puff-adder was obtained and put in a pot along with the resin, and beetles and noxious herbs added to the incantation of the witch doctor. The whole was stewed up amid great excite ment. When the contents of the vessel were properly mixed, the sticky compound was collected by stirring it with a stick, to which the matter adhered, and, on becom ing cold, remained on the stick as a black knob, and formed then aa article of barter." A Fine Cruiser. The Argentine warship Buenos Aires, the fastest ocean-going vessel in the world, as demonstrated by her recent trial trip, is also said to be one of the best armed cruisers afloat. Her principal armament consists of two 8-inch quick-firing guns, four 6-inch quick-firing guns and six 4.7 --inch quick-tiring guns. There are also ten 3-pounder Hotchkiss guns and six 1-pounder Mnxim-Nordenfeldt automatic guns. All the large guns are 47 calibers in length. Cordite was used throughout during the gunnery trials, which were considered remarkably snecessful by ex perts. FIRST DAYS OF THE WORLD. The Time When Moll ask I^fe Reigned Supremo. When geology took up the world's his tory, in early Archaian days, 300,000,000 of years had already passed since the molten rocks of the sun-like earth had formed from the condensing nebulae. The cooling of the exterior nad gone for ward with remarkable slowness, but at last it was hard, solid rock; the thick, j heavy vapors had begun to condense and | waters, hot and acid, covered the world, or | at least its greater part. ' Over the continental region the sea was more or less shallow and the breaking and grind ing of the ocean's bed laid the nucleus for. future land. . A triangular island slowly appeared above the waste of waters in what is now the Hudson Bay region; there appeared, too, a narrow strip, which, in centuries to come, was to 'be the Highlands: of the j Hudson; there was also a coast line in the broad area covering the Rockies; small-isl i ands dottci the great northern seas where Noway and Sweden now stand. '■ .. As time passed the waters slowly be came cooler and at last life, lowly life. ap peared in some structureless pfants and animals. ■ . ' ■ '- ".'■ : A warm and equable climate covered this land, and a clouded sky tempered the rays of the sun; but t ha rocks were yet bare, and no sounds filled the air save tho e of a lifeless and voiceless nature— surging qi the waters and the raging of the ter n■ pest:..: But ii gnu'ual change was* taking place; the seas adjoining these primordial islands became shallower; corals and sea lilies filled the bays; I nioll'iisks and crusta ceans had begun, and forages mollusk life rei-ned supreme in this embryo world.— Harvey. B. ■ Bashore, in February Lip pincott's.. v . . The Cry of the * Dreamer." I am tired of planning arid toiling In the crowded hives of men, '. ■ -■-. Hear weary of building and spoiling, An! spoiling and buildin? asoin; Ant! I long for the dear old river Where I dreamed my youth away, For a dreamer lives forevor, ■. And a toiler dies in a day. I am sick of the showy seeming Of a life that Is half a lie— t ' - Of the faces lined with scheming In the throne; that hurries by. . ■ From the sleepless thought's endeavor . ' 1 would c<> where the children play— For a dreamer lives forever, And a thinker dies in a day. • t I can feel.no pride, but pity . For the burdens the rich endure; There is nothing sweet in 1 iie cil v . But the patient hvffl of the poor. Oh, th* little hands too skillful And the child mind cl'OKcd with weeds; The daiufhier's bean grown willful ■ And the father's heart thut bleeds. No, no. from th? street's rude bustle, - Kroiri the trophies of mar; and 31 age, / I won .1 fly to tbe wools' low rustle And the meadows' kindly paire. Lot me dream a% of o'd by the river And be loved for the dream alway— For a. dreamer lives forever, . And a toller dies in a day. . • John Boyle O'Reilly A 'PHONE IN HIS HAT. Constant.. Communication . Between the .tinmen and the Dispatcher.-: An electrical telephone system will soon be introduced , oriV the ; ; Brooklyn bridge which will, it- is said, : reduce to a mini-; mum the danger of collisions of cable-cars on the bridge. :It is probable that within la short time telephone connections will be made ; between ; all the 2 trains running on the. bridge and the train dispatcher,' in charge. This vrM give the dispatcher almost instantaneous command over all trains. : . ; ' ■ Assistant Engineer Kingsley L. Martin .has conducted experiments which . have shown that, the plan is feasible. The ex periments heretofore have been with the electric light j trolley wire strung over the bridge, with a ground circuit in the truck of the car. In the future this will be abandoned, and a metallic circuit,. which gives ; much more ; ; favorable ' results * than the ground circuit, will be substituted. • Under j the ; proposed J system the train dispatcher will sit In his office and wear a head telephone," and 5 ; will have a long-dis tance . transmitter i and. signal bells before him, as well as the apparatus he now uses. At both ends of every train there, will be a head telephone and a transmitter," so ar ranged that the gripman may speak into it . without r moving from his place at the wheel or his gaze from tbe, tracks and sig nals. He will ■be : ready to receive orders and • execute them \ instantly .VTho',. train men ! ordinarily will have their telephones hung up, and will only adjust them when a ; bell rings, when , all the trainmen will put their receivers to their ears. ,In foggy .■weather the men would probably wear the head telephone constantly. > ■: - -• I : During the experiments a car fitted with an ordinary telephone was connected with the terminal so well that a voice in the car could be distinguished and f understooa 'during the 1 entire trip to the other end of the bridge.— Philadelphia Record. ; ; . Shoots 600 Times a Minute. v The "Maxim" gun, which has \ figured prominently in recent reports from Vene- i zuela and the Transvaal, can shoot eleven bullets a second or 666 a minute. ; ; It is ! a light affair and ' looks like ' a { small, slim barreled cannon mounted on a tripod. The gunner sits upon a saddle behind the gun, and can swing %itv to right or left or elevate or depress the barrel as easily as though it were a revolver. The gun loads itself. The cartridges are strung on belts which hold from £ 150 %to 400 1 rounds each, and this belt is fed automatically to the breech |of 3 the : gun. ; The " loading, firing , and ejecting mechanisms are worked by the recoil of the gun. The first cartridge is fired by pressing a button, and after that, G66 times a minute, every kick of the gun throws out the exploded shell, inserts a loaded one and explodes it. This is kept up as long as the button is pressed or until the belt of cartridges is exhausted. The steel barrel is encased in a water jacuet which keeps the gun cool. Eyes of Animali. The owl's eyes have no muscles hy which they can' be moved. This deficiency is atoned for by extraordinary flexibility in the muscles of the neck, by which the owl can move his head with incredible rap idity in any direction. A deer's eyes command a wide field of vision, and the animal can see behind as well as before, though not so distinctly, for when alarmed by a noise from the rear the deer will always turn, so as to gain a clearer view of the object. A mole's eyes are believed to give the animal rlothing more than an impression of light, which is probably painful or at least annoying, the sensation prompting the creature at once to burrow into the earth and escape the annoyance. The eye of the cat, like that of the horie, is provided with a false eyelid, which may be moved indepenaently of the outer or true lid. It is often employed by a cat when obliged to face a very bright light, and is believed to act as a shade. Oysters are provided with eyes, but the oyster's eye is not located where public opinion places it. What is called the eye of the oyster is the great muscle which holds the shells together, and which is separated by the knive of the opener. When the snake sheds his skin the Bkin of the eye comes off with the rest. Trans lucent in most parts, the s»kin O7er the snake's eye is perfectly transparent. Blue-eyed cats are always deaf. The physiologists have in vain attempted to explain this curious circumstance. The ostrich is believed to see objects behind him as well as those in front. Per sons standing directly behind an ostrich can see the pupils of his eyes, and, of course, are tbns easily seen by the animal. The common house fly is said to be pro vided with 10,000 eyes; that is to say, his two compound eyes have each 8000 facets. By this singular arrangement he is enabled to see in every direction a«d to elude with great skill and success the many dangers that threaten his daily existence. — St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Washington's Dignity. Great as he was in every other direction profoundly as he appreciated and much as he enjoyed the dinner, General Washing ton by his presence generally spoiled the pleasures of the feast, said Chauncey De pew In a recent speech. The severity of his manner, his reticence % and the distant majesty which enshrined him destroyed the freedom which is necessary to the full appreciation and enjoyment of. the occa sion. The grandfather of General Coch ran was surgeon-genera! of the staff, and be used to tell the story cf the effort made by tiie younger members to break through this reserve and brinjr the commandor-in chief into conn-ection and sympathy with both the serious artri the hilarious inci dents which happended after he retired. The novel method of producing this result was that the Lest raconteur should tell the story which had proved the greatest suc cess, and then that Governor Morris, the most brilliant, audacious and b(;st loved of the officers, should slap the general on the back ar.d say: "Old gentleman, how do you like that?" Washington was first as tonished, and then a grieved expression came over his face; then lie slowly rose and with great dignity retired from the room. This was the first and last ex periment they made upon General Wash ington. NOVELTIES FOE THK SICKROOM. A medicine bottle with a spoon attach ment for administering the contents is a J Spoon Attachment for Medicine. very unique sickroom novelty. The spoon is of porcelain, which Is the best material for the purpose, and is fixed on a hinge to the neck of the bottle. When not in use it folds over the cork and can be readily bent over to an angle so that the medicine To Keep Tab on the Doses. may be poured into it. When filled it is fixfd at right ancles with the boitie and then is in a convergent position to dash off the contents. Another odd nnd extremely useful con- ceit for the sickroom is a cover for the medi cine glass. It is in the shape of the face of a clock, with marble hand?. These serve as a reminder of the hour at which the next dose of medicine i 3 to be taken. There is a place for writing tho directions, as far as the intervals between doses is concerned, and when one dose is administered the hands are moved around to the hour of the next one. Some Royal Crowns. . The crowns of Spain, Portugal and Poland are all three of the same form and are described by Colonel Parsons in his "Genealogical Tables of Europe" as "ducal coronets heightened up with eight arched diadems supporting a mound, ensigned with a plain gold croEs." The crowns of Denmark and Sweden are of almost similar shape, consisting of the eight arched diamondn arising from a rcarquis' coronet (a circle of gold bordered with ermine, set around with four straw berry leaves and four pearls on pyramidi cal points of equal height, alternate), which conjoin at the top under a mound ensigned with a cross bottone. The Kings of most other Continental countries are crowned with circlets of gold, adorned with precious stones and height ened up with trefoils and closed by four, six or eight diamonds supporting a mound surmounted by a cross. The trefoil upon the crown is thought to be of Gothic introduction. We find it upon the coins of Clovis and his sons, which has induced antiquarians to call it the fleur de lis— the lily of France — represented in gold on a blue ground, but the fact is these trefoils were used on Constantinopolitan crowns before the time of the FranKs and afterward on those of German princes in no way allied to Char lemagne, Aubrey, a celebrated authority upon heraldry, was of opinion that the fleur de lis is really nothing more than a spear head adorned, no flower of the lily kind having the middle part solid. The Sultan of Turkey wears over his arms a tuiban, enriched with pearls and diamond?, under tsvo coronets, the iirat of which is ? made of pyramidical ,; points, heightened up with large *; pearls, and the uppermost is .- surmounted with crescents. ; SURVEYING A FARAIXEI-. The Longest Line Ever 'Surveyed la the ' > » World. No exaggeration can be attributed to the scientific press in declaring the survey of the thirty-ninth parallel of north latitude, just completed, to be ? the greatest contri bution to science ever given '■' by a Govern ment. : The prime I object was accurately and 'j precisely to determine the figure of the earth, for, though . north ' and south lines had largely contributed to this final result, yet for absolute exactness in astro nomical calculations an east and west line of the furthest possible extent had to be run. The -; thirty - ninth parallel from Point Arenas ;' to Cape May; ;N. J.i was chosen kas « the * stretch :of ■ ter ritory best adapted for the work, and the United States is now credited with : having finished the, longest line ever surveyed in this world. . Uncompahgre, where this thirty-ninth parallel of latitude crosses the continent, is a noted mountain among the National surveys and Government expeditions, has ; repeatedly been the station for those intrusted with exploring and geological pursuits. Haydeji's party, who occupied it during the field of investi gation from ; 1873 'to ■ 1876, placed its ; alti tude at 14,235,' while other estimates put it some 300, feet in excess of that. Uncom pahgre is in high favor with the geode sians \ because of its easy access " and the roomy summit, the latter being nearly five acres in extent, with a gentle incline.— New York Sun. Whlttier's Repartee. In the main Whittier's life was one of earnest, serious thought, says the "Arena.'' He was always working for the : ameliora tion and elevation :of • humanity, and yet he was full of ; wit and humor. Not even Sydney Smith, who was so famous for his wit, or bur own Holmes, could, excel him in repartee. '. ' . ' . A . young girl who was in the house with Mr. Whittier and of whom ,he was very fond went to him one day with tearful eyes and rueful face and said: "Mv dear little kitty Bathsheba is dead, and I want you to write a poem to put on her grave stone. I shall bury her under a rose bush." Without a moment's hesitation the poet said in solemn tones: • £athaheba! to whom none ever said scat— . ' Ts'o worthier cat Ever sat on a mat • Or caught a rat Ilequlcscat! ■ The same little girl's pony broke his leg, and again the poet was- called upon to comfort the child with some poetic senti ment. She said : ''1 have written ; some | lines myself, but I can't think how to finish the verse." .'-•-'What did you wri^e?" asked Mr. Whittier.., v . : - : -, ■: ■"- '■■ • ■ ■ • . • My pony kicked to the right, he kicked to the left. The stable post he struck ft, . He broke his leg short off— And then, added Mr. Whittier: , . And then he kicked the bucket. . ..,■■'■. Curious Epitaphs. Every man to r his hobby. " That of W. i T. Vincent, the president of the Woolwich ! District Antiquarian Society, seems to be I rambling in old graveyards* and gathering ■ | from the stones there whatever is quaint j and curious, says the Westminster Gi- I I zette. - That this is an interesting purs.; is evident from the ■ attractive volume which Mr. 'Vincent has compiled, and which Messrs. Mitchell & Hughes of War dour street have just issued as a result of i his wanderings. Among queer epitaphs j quoted is the following found on a grave- \ •stone at Crayford : - , The age of thl.? clerk was just threescore and ten, : Nearly half of which time he hs>.d sun;? out A men! ! q in bis youth he was starrier) like other young men, But his wife died one day and he chanted Amen ! A second ho took. is he departed. What then? -:..■■ lie married and hurled a third with Amen! j '1 iius his joys and his sorrows were treble, but then i His voice was deep baas r.s he rang out Amen! On the horn he coird bio*.- as well as mos- men, Ho his horn- was exalted la blowing Amen. But hi* lost all Ms wind niter three scorf>and ten And here » nb three wives ho waits HIT again The trumpet shall rouse him to ting out Amen'! . Another adorns* the stone raised above the grave of a village blacksmith: .-. . My sledge and hammer lie reclined; My bellows, too. have lost their wind; My fire extinct, my font 1 decay'd, . • And in the dust my vise is laid. , ■ My coal Is spent, my iron's pone; My nails are drove, my work is done.' . A New llariae Paint. . A Scotch inventor has recently brought to notice a new and valuable marine paint, the object of ; the article- being a capacity of application in a cold, state to the sub merged and I various other parts of ships or other craft, the effect being that of a quick-drying- anli-fouling:zinc and tallow paint. For the accomplishment' of this purpose .a. composition .has* been devised ; consisting of 40 per cent* of oxide of < zinc, 12 percent* of linseed oil, 23 per cent of tahow, and 20 per . cent of thinn ings— the latter substances being composed of 60 per cent of shale naphtha, benzoline, or other similar spirits,' 30 per cent of gum dammar and 10 per cent of resin; these proportions are alterable to suit different waters and conditions. Yfiikrc I£ii|riiicß in Africa. American manufacturers are furnishing an immense lot of engines, rock drills, stamps, air conipre^sorp, wrought iron and steel tubes, particularly in large sizes, for the cold boom in South Africa. American engines command high figures. I was told a few days auo, writes a Johannes bur;; correspondent, that an engine 25 to 30 horse-power, with an "indicator" of 40 to 45 horse-power, brings the handsome sum of £400 (?2000J. l.i K ht-I>i;ut Steamboats. 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PIERCES *^p' BALVAMIC CHAIN BELT | Is the latest Patent; ■ contains . all ' improvements ; and .Is sold at one-half tb<? price asked for inferior, i but much-advertised electric belts. ■-;.>•<.• : j ■ The results accomplished by Dr. . Pieree's belts ! are simply wonderful, thousands of cures bavin? | been mace wiitr.' physicians and- medicines bail ! Tailed to give relief. : •• ... ■- • ■ The strongest possible evidence will Ibe given to ! Inquirers as to the efficacy I and c superiority | of Dr. ! Pierces belts, and a : thorough - examination and ; 'coiuparlsoi. of these goods with : all others is re- spectfully invited of all intending purchasers of an ! : Electric Belt. ta~ Call or write for free Fakfu- : let .No. 2." Address ,• . : DBS. PIERCE [& SON, ; , ;>.-; 704 . Sitcramento Street, ; . 2d, 3rd and 4th floors. San Francisco, CaL DR.WOMWOO ifex - Chinese Drug* • • *^n^v% ! and Tea and Herb JBfr ■ •'^'jisak *■>■"', Sanitarium. Bi? * *3 j 776 CLAY STiCKET, PL fl» •Bet. 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