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6 WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 6, 1897 JOHN D. SPRECKELS, Proprietor. Address All Communications to W. S. LEAKE, Manager. PUBLICATION OFFICE:... 710 Market street, San Francisco Telephone Main 1868. EDITORIAL ROOMS 517 Clsy street Telephone Main 187-.. THE SAN FRANCISCO CALL (DAILY AND SUNDAY) is served by carriers in this city and surrounding towns for 15 cents a week. By mall $6 per year; per month 05 cents. 'yyyyyy;.' THE WEEKLY CALU... One year, by mail, $1.50 OAKLAND OFFICE 908 Broadway NEW YORK OFFICE ..Rooms 31 and 32, 34 Park Row. BRANCH OFFICES— 327 Montgomery street, corner Clay; open until 0:30 o'clock. 339 Hayes street; open until 0:30 o'clock. 615 Larkin street; open until 0:30 o'clock. SW. corner "sixteenth and Mission streets; open until 9 o'clock. 2518 Mission street; open until 9 o'clock. 1243 Mission street; open until 9 o'clock 1505 Folk street; open until 9:30 o'clock. NW. corner Twenty-second *nd Kentucky streets; open tilt 9 o'clock. THE COOLIES OF HA WAIL THE yellow Examiner is afraid that Mr. C. P. Hunting ton has sent Mr. Schwerin to Hongkong to arrange for bringing Chinese to the United States. Economy is Mr. Huntington's leading characteristic. He said once to the cashier of the Palace Hotel, while disputing an overcharge of 25 cents in a board bill, "Young man, if ycu will inquire into my career you will find that no man can track me by the two bit pieces I have dropped." Mr. Huntington will not spend money to send agents to Hongkong after Chinese, when his agents here, the yellow Examiner among them, are doing the worK so much cheaper and better by advocating the annexation of about 50,000 Asiatic coolies in Hawaii. One can see the sardonic smile on the benevolent visage of Mr. Huntington while his enemy, Senator Morgan, and the yellow disturber of his peace sweat and toll and talk and write to carry out his policy of more Chinese for California. Let it be said for him that he has spoken his mind on this subject with commendable frankness. The people know just where he stands; but whatever respect they feel toward him for warning them that he will hit, and telling tbem where the blow will fall, they must withhold from the yellow absentee jour nalist, Hearst, who is working to effect Huntington's policy and carry out his wishes by opening California to 50.000 coolies. The Call has exploited the physical fact that white men cannot work where a tropical sun warms the growth of the sugarcane. White farm labor is now extensively producing beet sugar in California. It is the only kind of sugar,* except maple, that white labor can produce. Luckily it was installed here at a time when our various deportation and exclusion acts had reduced Chinese labor to a minimum. It was not founded on that labor, nor its price, but based upon white labor and its price. It has supplied an industry, new and of great prospective magnitude and value to this State. But with 50,000 coolies annexed in Hawaii, lured by the less trying climate and more agreeable conditions of California, how long will white labor control the production of beet sugar nere? *tVe have felt the result of Chinese craft, ingenuity and imi tative faculty in many lines of skilled and unskilled labor in this State. Were the results so satisfactory as to make us eager to extend and prolong the experience? If so, the way is open by the annexation of Hawaii. Possibly the Modesto criminal who wants to go to the peniten tiary so as to be cured of the morphine habit is sincere. How ever, a suspicion that ne desires to get where the habit can be indulged in without any particular interference is natural. If reports are to be believed, tbe morphine and opium fiend is not only nurtured but actually created in prison. It is convenient, of course, for such a transgressor as a yel. low journal to find a scapegoat which, bearing its burden of sin, can be led out to the sacrifice. But the modern goat has to be well subsidized else he is apt to bleat rebeliiously and rob the ceremony of some of its impressiveness. If baseball is to be played for charity and yellow journal ists arrange a rake-off, what does charity get? This is a simple proposition and could be easily answered if tha yellow journal ists were less diffident. Possibly their modesty restrains them from exposing their good works. People who read baseball reports must have noticed the familiar annual statement that Anson would retire. Judging from the record of Chicago's club, the announcement this time is tardy. Anson seems to have retired early in the season. One can hardly pick up a Chicago paper nowadays, made hideous by long, illustrated accounts of a murder trial, without feeling an impulse to say, "Hang Leutgert!" And the poor sausage-maker may be innocent, after all. Now, that Sheehan and Croker, shining lights of Tammany, have fallen out we trust nobody will be rude enough to construe the episode into the familiar one that is supposed to give honest men a chance. Rumors that an English syndicate will buy the Union Pa cific would be interesting if true, but, under the circumstances, the element of interest is lacking. Insanity on the part of Lily Langtry's husband might well have been suspected when he first beg.in to object to losing her. OUR SERVICE ON THE YUKON. OUR special correspondent, Sam W. Wall, who is now pushing his way up the Yukon River from Fort Yukon to Dawson, is rendering to the people along that stream and ln the Klondike country a news service more important even than that which he is giving to those in this part of the world. He is carrying to Dawson information of the blockade of the river boats, with the consequent cutting off of tbe food supply for the winter, and by this news, which he will be the first to carry to them, the people of the threatened districts will be warned to take steps at once to avoid the impending disaster. The course taken by Mr. Wall is one of those feats of daring in the performance of duty which illumine so many of the most brilliant chapters in the history of journalism. The boat by which he was expected to make his way to the gold regions was stopped at Fort Yukon by the low water in the river and the rapid approach of the Arctic winter renders certain that It will not be able to proceed further this season.* The -passengers decided to return down the river, but Mr. Wall was more reso lute. He held on his course, building a canoe of his own, and is now on his way up the stream, carrying to Dawson the news of the situation, and giving notice to the settlers along the stream to save all grass in the locality so as to have forage for horses to pack supplies. It would not be easy to overestimate the value of the news service which The Call, through its correspondent, is thus rendering to the people of the whole Yukon district. The in formation he conveys may be the means of preventing a dire calamity by giving the people warning in time to guard against it, and his notice of the importance of saving the grass along the way will enable a large amount of supplies to be packed up the river, when without it the grass might have been destroyed and that method of obtaining food rendered impossible. It will be readily understood that a news service of this kind is of the highest value. It is by such feats the true jour nalist distinguishes himself from the crowd of fluent writers, poets, romancer's and fakers of all kinds who. scrawl any amount of prcse more or less floria, but who never get the news, who never seek the news, who never push straight ahead when difficulties confront them, nor even accomplish results that attest the value of newspapers to the world by at times conveying information on the prompt knowledge of which the lives of thousands may depend. ■ THE SAN FRANCISCO CALL, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 6, 3897. PARTY MUSIC WITHOUT HARMONY. HPHE statements of prominent Democratic politicians THE Senator White and Congressman Maguire, on like Senator White and Congressman Maguire, on the sale of the Union Pacific, are calculated to excite smiles and perhaps laughter. They are confident tnat the sale is steered by Senator Hanna to pay back campaign contribu tions and that the contract was made for this purpose. The facts are that, before he left office, President Cleveland notified Congress that in default of some new directory legislation on the subject, he would proceed under existing law to make the best terms he could for the Government. No additional legis lation was passed, and President Cleveland and his Attorney- General thereupon mad*: the contract under which the sale is to take place. -It was a binding contract, upset bid and all. When Senator Morgan was here a few weeks ago, in his speech in Golden Gate Hall, Judge Maguire being present, he de nounced the contract and said it was made by a man whom he held in such disrespect that he never mentioned his name, although he voted for him three times for President. In the face of all this, to tell the public that this is Hanna's contract, forced upon President McKinley to pay back cam paign contributions given the Republican National .Committee last year, indicates sublime confidence in the ignorance or prejudices of the people. All that President McKinley could do has been done. He has increased the upset bid to $50,000,000, gaining $5,000,000 for the Government. These Democratic politicians think that they can impeach a Republican administration by concealment of another fact The upset bid is the minimum bid upon the property. The sale is open. Anybody can bid up to $100,000, --000, or any amount This is proved by the telegram from London to the effect that an English syndicate may bid $60,* 000,000 for the property. Nothing more raw was ever attempted in American poli- tics than the Democratic attempt to discredit this Democratic contract and ascribe it to a Republican administration. THE REAL QUESTION AT ISSUE. CERTAIN features of "reform" journalism of the yellow variety always appear the moment an argument goes against it. One is its irresistible disposition to try every opponent by its own standard of motive— which is to advocate and criticize only when there is something in it— and the other is its ready resort to sophistry when cornered for the purpose of evading the logical effect of facts. The Mission-street yellow fellow has abandoned the idea that all its contemporaries who object to a revival of dollar-limit "economy" are in the pay of the corporations and has substituted that other brilliant as sertion that no well-informed person would make in good faith, the statement that "the new Board of Supervisors Las not ap propriated enough money to run the city government as well as it has been run at any time In the past." No one has claimed that enough money has not been appro priated to run the city government "as well as it has been run at any time in the past." The allegation is and has been that ever since the municipal conventions began pledging Super visors to the dollar limit the government has not been run as the government of a modern city should be. Nor has anybody been charged with corruption for this result. So Jar as The Call is concerned it has simply said that the Silurians have projected the dollar limit in taxation upon a municipal system which is not adapted to it and that they know and Knew when the late tax levy was enacted that the only possible outcome of this year's levy would be lhe oration of public property and a deficit. For an intelligent person to argue that, because the average of appropriations for five or six years past has been $4,708,000, $5,381,153, the amount appropriated this year, must be suf ficient to run the government, is to indulge in the rankest kind of sophistry. The question is not how much money the tax levy of the new Board of Supervisors will bring to the treasury, but what are the necessities of the city, and what amount may be properly expended in relieving them? The Superintendent of Streets, in his annual estimate, asked for $940,900. A few days ago our yellow contemporary said that a million was not too much to expend on the streets and sewers. Yet the new Board of Supervisors has appropriated only $523,300. Is that sum sufficient for the needs of tbe city? The record of the King-Scully board is not under considera tion, and ha* no relevancy to the question. It is useless for any one to refer to it as a justification for a parsimonious or silurian municipal policy. Whatever that board did in the domain ol taxation is dead history. The question now up lor decision i*. Has the new Board of Supervisors— which is acknowledged on all- sides to be composed of honorable, high-minded men, free from the contamination of barroom politics — done its duty to the people in passing a levy which throws municipal improve ment back again into the silurian slough of despond? It there ever was a time when large appropriations were justifiable, the present is the time. The new Supervisors, so far as the streets and sewers are concerned, could have ex pended a million dollars without letting a cent of it get into the hands of the Street Department. They possess the power to award by contract every bit of work that is performed upon them. Yet this year they have set apart a smaller sum for this purpose than ever before; for, be it remembered, the bill for sweeping by hand, if that process is continued, at once absorbs twice as much as has ever been expended for this purpose in previous years, excluding, of course, last year. ln our opinion there is no possible way in which the dollar limit levy passed by the new Supervisors can ba justified. It will not only create a deficit; it will put the parks, streets, sewers and schools bobind three or four years. Besides, it will discourage what the reformers call "decent government." If "decent government" means a cheap, unfinished and dilapi dated city, the people will eventually want no more of it A HINT FROM BIRMINGHAM. IN The Call interview with Alderman Clayton of Binning- '< bam', England, is a very interesting reference to a subject pertaining to our city charter, to which we have already called attention. The city of Birmingham has very many gov ernmental features which have attracted world-wide attention. Mr. Joseph Chamberlain, who is now in the front rank of the politicians of the British Empire, won his spurs in tho city administration of Birmingham. The capacity of that city to adapt and adopt reforms depended very much upon its legis lative body. That body consists of two houses— the Board of Counciimen and the Board of Aldermen. The Oouncilmen, selected for three years by the people, elect the Aldermen, who have a terra of six years. In this way the city legislative policy has the same guarantee that our Congressional policy has in the Senate, whose members have a six-year term, and the two houses of the city legislature check each other and secure a calm consideration of legislative measures. We are convinced that American municipal government will never approach the ideal until it separates the executive and legislative functions and intrusts the latter to a legislature of two houses. :^-- 4 :*;: There is something novel in a breach of promise suit in which _ male is plaintiff, and an absolute surprise when a jury returns a verdict for $1700 damages, as has just been done in Maine. From the beginning of time the right of the female to trifle with the masculine heart has been tacitly recognized. Her privilege of winning it and then throwirg it aside has only been questioned by an occasional suitor, he usually employing a pistol to lena emphasis to the question, and never finding pub lic sympathy on his side. The rejected wooer who has $1700 wherewith to salve his wounds may be regarded as a benefactor of bis kind. He has overturnea a precedent that has sadly hampered them. Now when a girl thrusts the '-mitten" at one she has encouraged up to a proposing point or beyond she must realize that a bank roll must accompany the "mitten" anil in time learn to be less gay. • Weyler out of a job in Cuba ought to be available for man aging the yellow journal baseball tournament. He isn't much on charity, perhaps, but he has the rake-off business down to a fine point. The non-refuting refutation promulgated by the Hearst lings had all the force of a large-bore blank cartridge. PERSONAL. R. C. Sargent of Stockton is at the Russ. ***. Mullins of Fresno is at the Cosmopolitan. H. M. Johnson of Fresno is at the California. F. M. Wigmore of Los Angeles is at the Cali fornia, . _>'-. Dr. George McKinnon of Eureka Is at the Grand. ?.'>-* Charles E. Phipps of Sacramento is at the Baldwin. W. H. Katsenstein, s Sacramento lawyer, is at the Lick. ,-f v-"s t ■ ■ Jacob Neff, the mining man, arrived at the Palace last night. *. " • George Lingo, a cattleman of Birds Landing, is registered at the Grand. 8. Weilheimer, a merchant of Mountain View, is a guest at the Grand. Dr. Landoro R. Ellis of Sonora Is among the late arrivals at the Occidental. W. W. Stusland, a hotel man of Visalia, Is st the Lick, accompanied by his son. J. 1". Clapp, a mining man and capitalist of I Cnicago, Is « late arrival at the Grand. j R. Heycock and family of Pendleton, Or., are staying at the Cosmopolitan Hotel. George A. Davis, superintendent at Pleasan ton of the Lllienthal ranches. Is at the Russ. C. U. Sherman, a prominent butcher of Sac ramento, is registered at the Cosmopolitan Hotel. C. 4 Jesse Titus, owner 4 and manager of the Golden Eagle Hotel of Sacramento, is st the Palace. John W. Howell, surveyor of the German Bank at Merced, is in town and has a room at the Lick. Professor Walter Miller of the department of archeology at Stanford Is a late arrival at the California. Mrs. Jane Lathrop Stanford, who has been in Europe several months, is expected home November 1. Mies C. Beattle and Miss M. C. Ross of Bos ton, Mass., are among the arrivals at the Cos mopolitan Hotel. J. L. Tharp of San Quentin, in charge of the commissary department at the State peniten tiary, is at the Grand. Hervey Lindley of Klamath, formerly a prominent politician of Los Angeles, arrived at the Palace lan night. 1).-. Edward Alsworth Ross, one of the pro fessors of economics at Stanford, is making a short stay at the Palace. A. D. Shepard, assistant passenger agent at Los Angeles of the Southern Pacific Railroad, arrived at the Palace last night. Edward Chambers, general freight agent at Los Angeles of the Santa Fe Pacific Railway, arrived at the Palace last night. * P. A. ChaUant, a business man of Inyo County with mining interests, is at the Russ, accompanied by his wife and daughter. Dr.- Frank Angel 1, professor of psychology, at Stanford and a stanch supporter of pure amateur sport, Is a guest at the Occidental. H. de Vries Van Doesburgh, the wine-make r of St. Helena is at the Lick. Mr. U. de Vries Van Doesburgh has just returned from a visit to Germany. Captain Wain wright of Burlingame returned yesterday from a visit to the southern mining districts of British Columbia and registered at the Palace. Drury Melone of Oak Knoll, the ex-Secretary of State, who married Miss Woodward, daugh ter of the founder of Woodward's Gardens, Is a late arrival at the Palace. James Terry Lnngford, assistant manager oi the Stockton Agricultural Implement Works,' is in town. He is a son of State Senator Lang ford of Lodi, and was president of the big pio neer class of Stanford University when it was graduated in 1895. Frank Mattison, Assessor or Santa Crnz County, is at the Grand. He says that this has been the liveliest summer that Santa Cruz has enjoyed during five years. He declares however, that the litigation now pending iii regard to the double bond issue is retarding the progress of the seaside resort. —^^^=^ VIGILANTE SPIRIT INVOKED. Humboldt Standard. A little of the old spirit of the vigilantes would be profitable just now In several parts of the State. RobDerles and murders go mer rily on and the robbers elude their pursuers and escape justice. The good name of Cali fornia is Injured abroad by these atrocities for Eastern people look upon this as a para! dlse for robbers and criminals of all sort-" Our mountain roads and tho old methods of !i aX . c travel which must continue, owing to the hilly and mountainous surface of the min ing sections, offer advantages to the hlghway- E W THE INFAMOUS ANNEXATION SCHEME" 3 Jo Santa Cruz renny Press. V'-f 3 F The Call is entitled to the good opinion of all men whose sympathy reaches _J F away off to the little islands where the natives are praying that the Ualted o*j C States Government will permit them to remain in peaceful possession of their 3 U -and. They do not desire annexation. They are not Americans and have 3 to nothing in common with us save a common hospitality. They are an innocent, 3 F kindly and happy people when undisturbed by the Americans. And they 0} P realize, now that It is In all probability too late to benefit by the realization, that °\ C their iunocence and kindliness and hospitality to the American people have 3 io brought upon them the misery and unhapplness they are about to suffer through 3 Jo annexation. ■»••■• The noble fight The Call and some other big papers are 5 F making will avail naught, I fear. The annexationists are strong, and they are «. P backed by both Republicans and Democrats. Still the information that 3 U has been secured by that paper in the present consideration of the subject 3 io will make useful and interesting history. And, after all, that is 3 F about all that is being done, either by press or people. * * * * _,' F The annexation of the islands lacks the redeeming feature of an unselfish °' C, desire for the welfare of an opDrcssed people. The annexationists have no excuse 3 io other than a selfish one. The alleged advantage in naval defense to be gained is 3 Jo a mere pretense. The whole and sole reason for annexation is commercial greed. 3 C * * * * 1 wish that every reader of the Penny Press might read Miriam -=*{ C Micholson's appeal in last Thursday's Call on behalf of the llawaiians. 1 wish 3 Jo that this grand piece of work had uot been delayed until now. She has tod the 3 jo story so simply and yet so graphically that it ought to bo read by all men and 3 F women who have within th Mr souls a spark of sympathy for the natives of Hawaii, <P P Their love of home is so strong that their hearts are breaking at the thought of H U being driven from their beautiful Islands, as will bo the ultimate outcome of the 3 So American greed that is at the bottom of this infamous annexation scheme. 3 CjgJLiUUULgJLg^^ men found in few other Slates. A determined effort to hunt down and hang these miscreants should be made. A large bounty should be offered for their heads, dead or alive. Such atrocities call for heroic treatment, aid Cali fornia should put forth the greatest efforts to bring these ruffians to justice. If there is an excuse for "Judge Lynch" these frequently recurring robberies and murders furuUh it. A SONG OF DEGREES. "Bogus Degrees— How they are got and paid for. 'J I'm the Chancellor, the Beadle, and the Doctor, Who lecture on tim Asiuoruin Pons. . I'm the tutors, and the bulldogs and the Proctors, 4 The porters, undergraduates and dons. I'm the ' Varsity, and on coualderation Of modes! ami niO-t reasonab. e fees, I'll remit you, carriage paid to any station, The very latest fashion in degrees. I have hoods— green, orange, yellow and vermil ion— In which a blibop would It* proud to strut; I have garments academic tor the million. All warranted a -<*.«•)* Oxford cut. Buy J buy '■ . Who'll buy » tt;.cJi.' or of Science? Who'll buy an LL. D. or a B. A. ? My fees set competition nt defiance. Buy ! buy ! degrees are going cheap to-day ! Buy! buy! my friends, and when you have suc ceeded In adding learned letters to your name. Persuade your friends thai really all that's needed is thai they should straightway, go and do the snme. They semi me, say, a tenner or a twenty, 1 give you » commission on the fees. 80, if you get me graduates in plenty. We'll all grow rich together— by degrees. ■ — Punch. REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. Some girls' cheeks turn a mosquito's bill ln. The average girl's kisses are dear at any price. ■ The deaf man always lias the advantage; he can talk loW and make you holler. , The average man would rather have a woman sneer at his religion than at his necktie. In every novel written by a woman the men do the proposing asd the women are always trying to stave them off. >'<> woman is truly happy till her husband is sick and .she can make him put his feet in a pail of hot mustard water. ,-«* f.. GOLD. fKew York Jlnil and Express. With the close of this week Europe tfill owe upward of $100,000,000 to the United Mates on open account. Iv the face of this situation any attempt to prevent ths further shipment of gold to America will be about as unsuc cessful as an effort to poke holes in the sky wilh a bean pole. BRIJISH ADVANCE ON KHARTOUM. TALKING ACROSS TUE NUBIAN DESERT. Gradually but surely Sir Herbert Kitchen er's Anglo-Egyptian forces .are pushing and fighting their way to Khartoum, the Maiidi's capital The main body has halted for a time at Berber, but the advance under General Hun ter is at Ed D-imcr, lately captured, 100 miles below Khartoum. The Mahdi's strength is mustered, awaiting them at Metumnah. about hslf way between, where a decisive battle will doubtless be fought as soon as the conjunc tions of the stars in the political sky of Europe seem to those in Downing street to favor a further advance and the final coup that will fix the British in control of the whole Upper Nile and eastern Soudan country. Every step of the way has been marked by indications of an intention of the permanent occupancy of the country by the British. Having gained with the aid of their gunboats the control of the Nile as far as Berber, and planted garrisons at all the Important points, they have proceeded to construct a railway '-J3O miles in length across the Nubian Desert, from Korosko, below the second cata ract, to Abu Hamed, above the fourtn cataract, by means of which they not only avoid the three most difficult and dangerous of these hindrances to the transportation of supplies, but shorten the distance between the advance and the base at Assuan, beiow the first cataract, several days and some three hundred miles, making communication safe and speedy, and operations of the army possible the greater part of the year instead of a few short months, as heretofore. Ahead of the railroad, however, lines for telegraph and telephone were thrown across the desert, and very soon after occupying Abu Hamed General Kitchener found himself in quiet communication with Cairo and London. In all this work free use has been made of the natives, who under the Immediate direction of an Egyptian petty officer, which in this case means a petty tyrant, the simple, ignorant Basjaras from the Nile villages and towns have Keen made todo all work of laying the rails, fixing the plates and ballasting for the rail THE BRITISH BLUE BOOK. Mr. Chamberlain's Blue Book, issued a few days ago, shows that foreign rivals are sapping British trade with the colonies, as is evident from the fact that of the Colonial imports from 1883 to 1885, the United Kingdom furnished £02,691,000, tho British possessions £39,083, and foreign countries £30,157,000. For three years, ending with 1890, the figures were: United Kingdom. £61,120,000: British posses sion*-, £47,018,000; foreign countries, £37, --983.000; and ior the three rears ending with 1895 were: United Kinedom, £56,509,000; British po?se«sion«j, ,832,000, and foreign countries, £42.077,000. As an evidence of this an English journal says that while a short time ago England monopolized the trade in miners' pick*, maker.*, persisted in sendii.gout a clumsy article, and now the Americans have taken nearly the whole of the trade with a neater instrument.. Although English makers have exerted themselves to turn out a better article, they find it very difficult to make up tne ground they hive lost. JUMPING THE BOUNDARY. New York Tribune. The determination of John Chinaman to get into the country is in no way abated by statu tory or police restrictions, and he now streams, or rather trickles^ over the Mexican border, as he did till recently, and perhaps still does, over that of the Dominion, Eternal vigilance, tho price of liberty, is also the price of fencing out the supei-fluous pigtail, whose intrusive capabilities ia«tc_ those of the housefly or the August mosquito. So far his army of invasion from either bide is not overwhelming, but Its advance is extremely persistent, -showing an attachment to our style of government which complimentary to us. but which we would willingly forego. Until we are ready tn admit Jonn Chinaman by way of the front door, we must not pretend to approve his crawling in through our expose frontier cat holes. THEY JU-_i LAUGHED. Washington Post. A frequent visitor to Washington in connec tion with cases before the Supremo Court is Mr. Miller of Indianapolis, President Harri son's Attorney-General and at present the ex- President's law partner. During ono visit a story of his career in tho CaDinot was re counted. While he was a member of Harri son's official family he wished to pay a visit to ins boyhood horn« in Indiana For years the same driver of the same carriage traveled back and forth between the town and the rail way station. He had been there when Mr Miller was a boy and he is there now. The first man the Attorney-General met when he alighted from the train at the little country station was the old carriage-driver. "How do you do, Unc.eJohn," he exclaimed as in* entered the ancient vehicle. * . "Hon 44 !.," was tne respoue. "1 don't believe you know me, Uncle John," he said as the carriage started off. "You're BUI Miller." was the gruff reply. "I suppose you've heard of my promotion; I'm the Attorney-Geueral of the United Si.au.-s now." . "Yes, I've hearn folks say so." •'What else do they say about it, Uncle John? Are ray old friend 4 ** pleased?" "They don' say nothin'," was hi* reply that Closed the conversation; "they jest laugh " HOW FREE COINAGE PAYS. Springfield (Mass.) Republican. Having received $750 as his share of the gate receipts for a lecture at lola, lowa, re cently, Mr. Bryan was asked if that was not a pretty steep crico for such an address as he had delivered. And he answered: "Any fool can sell a coat for one-seventh of Its value, but it takes a genius to sell it lor seven times its value." Evidently Mr. Bryan is no fool. A GRAIN OF. WISDOM. .y'y -"yy. Portland Orenronlan. The only guarantee of good times is the per sistent application of the lessons of hard times. road, and carrying forward and fixing the tele graph and telephone wires. A year or. two more and voices from the land of "mystery, silence and fire" will become familiar sounds to the rest of the world. ANTIDOTES FOR BLUES. "Hello, Brown. "How did you get your face scarred so?" •'Got run over by a truck." "Didn't you see it coming ?" "No. I was looking over my shoulder at the ! new moon for Indianapolis Journal. The actress looked at him inquiringly, and j he felt that some explanation was needed. "You appear to have forgotten me," he said. j "Let me recall myself to your memory. lam '■ the man who saved you from a watery grave | in the surf last August." "Yes, yes, of course; now I remember you," I she replied. "But I shall have to refer you to my advertising manager. He settles all bills of that description."— Chicago Post. Watt Some of those Chinese plays are six months long. I Potts— of it? "I was thinking one of them would be a i good thing to take to the Arctic regions for a ! one-night stand."— lndianapolis Journal. "And so Miss Glllman declined your offer of ■ marriage?" "Yes. I can't understand why she did it." "You can't? My dear sir, let me shake your hand. I used to think that no man was en tirely free from vanity, but at last I have found one who is." "What do you mean?" "You say you can't understand why she re fused you. Therefore it is clear that you never stand before the mirror and look at yourself." Chicago News. "I guess the Griscombs must expect that somebody is going to leave them some money." ••Why?'' "They've decided to let their son become an artist."— Chicago News. Assistant Editor of Magazine— Here is a poem from Rudyard Kipling. What shall Ido with it? Editor— it, and sand him word that it will be printed if he will at once send 150 yearly subscribers for us.— Cleveland Leader. Johnny— is "the riddle of the sphinx?" Papa (with a meaning glance at mamma)— .The riddle of the sphinx is this : "How can I she, being at least part woman, sit there year after year and century after century without ever saying a word?" Ah, my boy, I guess it'll never be answered either.— Cleveland Leader. PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT. The Queen of the Belgians, who was born at Pesth in 1830, has just entered her sixty-sec ond year. She is an admirable whip, and her great pleasure is driving her four ponies over the charming country around Spa. The next course of Ely lectures in the Union Theological Seminary will be given by the Bar. John Henry Barrows, beginning on Janu ary 31 next, and his theme will be "The Christian Conquest of Asia." The person who is mentioned every few days in the newspapers as the Baroness Blanc, and who has lately figured in the music halls, ac cording to a decision of the New York courts is not entitled to be called Baroness at all, nor yet Blanc. She is simply Elizabeth Waters. Though the "new woman" is quite unknown in Ireland, it is altogether otherwise with the "new man." Of the lour peers— lncluding the Viceroy— who entertained royalty nt luncheon ana tea respectively during the royal visit to Dublin, only one, Lord Powcrscourt, belonged to the old nobility and landlord class. A prosperous business man at Atchison Kans., is not only colored, but blind as well. His name is Edward J. Ingram, ana he con ducts a broom factory. With the assistance of two brother* he manufactures brooms enough to supply half the AtcMt-on trade, and his work is so excellent that he has a market for all the brooms he can turn out. Fourteen different models were used by August Linstrom. the New York KQlptcr, for his figure "Light," which will bo shortly ex hibited at the annual exhibition of the American Sculptors' Society. The general outline of the form was taken from Miss Har ris, . a professional model, who posed for nearly -100 hours. Miss Helen Longstreet posed for the back and Miss Sage for the hands and feet. The Trince of Monaco, on his steam yacht i the Princess Alice, is in the Azores pursuing his hydrograpliic researches. Tins year the | Prince has worked in tho district of Hurta, which includes the islands i'ayal, Pico and i Fiores, and it is to Horta, the principal town of the Island of Fayal, which possesses the i bast anchorage in the "archipelago, that the j Princess Alice will go to be refitted and to i take on supplies. SLIGHTLY MONOTONOUS. Springfield Uepubiican- The famous Uncas, "the last of the Mohi cans," is buried near Norwich.' Conn., and the visitor who will go to his grave at midnight, and alone, and ask with proper 'solemnity' "Uncas, have you any message for me**"* and then bending his ear reverently to the "round will listen In patience, will hear Uncas sav ••Nothing at ail! Nouiii- at ail!" ■ ' .' I ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS. »icKK-3_ss-M. *. City. if^ff&Si sometimes called the Flicker ta 1 • s V" ce £ ansag> Dakota, Swincecat; Montana, B. owe, c Sunflower, and Washington. Chinook ■**■ Lew Wallace-3. W. 8., Chico. Ca' . There Lew Wallace- 44 ?. AN. 8., Chic ,v» General is an extended biographical s****°*<£ o , ia Lew Wallac . the author of **5_ 785 t Harper's Weekly, August, 1593, pas'- ° 1 Liverpool Packets-B. C, City. The livefiF Liverpool Backets— B. c., cu>. gnd pool packets that ran between > off °* cc Liverpool in 1837 and 1338 made the voyage irom Liverpool to New \or_ in "*« " voy . one to twenty-three days, and «»« rt,ur age in from thirty-two to thirty-hvo days. Mount Cokness-R. K. and C, J^*" 4 -**?" County, Cal. The heliograph station on Mount Conness, Mono County, was in W»« 0 * under direction of the Coast and Geodetic Survey x 1890, 1891 aud 1892, but is not mo r"*» » now. Under favorable circumstances I L. ordinary six-inch regulation heliograph sig_ ■ nal is visible from (JO to 100 m, l^^?..- 0 f liaticy of the flash increasing with the size o the mirror. Mf f 4 Biggest Bible- M. 8., City. The bigeest Bible in point of dimension is said to beiou< owned by a German lady Raiding -« ■"<*"• Chester, England. It to more than -OV f°»™ old and is an heirloom which has desce nded to the present owner by a "accession ot wine. The pages are two feet long end^Wg? feet wide. John Bell, also of M* n cnesier, owns a Bible to which he has added PWrorej and photographs to the number of lO.MW, »"•* --the Bible is divided into ninety volume-*. Football GAMES-Football, City. Presuming that your question refers to the vsrany games played between Stanford and the uni versity of California, the record is as follows. November 17. 1892, Stanford 14, California 10; December 19, 1892, Stanford 10. £»•"*->-> ma 10; Thanksgiving, 1893. Stanford <>, " * fornia 6; Thanksgiving, 1894. Stanford 0. Cali fornia 0; Thanksgiving, 1895. Stanford 0, Cali fornia 0; Thanksgiving, 1800, Stanford -O, California 0. Recapitulation, Stanford won three games out of six and tied mree. Mineral Lands— a. M., City. All mineral deposits in lands belonging to the UnL'SjL States, both surveyed and unsurveyed, are du-**^ dared free and open to exploration and pur chase, and tho lands in which minerals are found to occupation and purchase by citizens of the United States and thoso who have de- Cared their intention to become such under regulations prescribed Dy law and according to the local customs and rules of miners In tne several mining districts, so far as they are applicable and not inconsistent with the laws of the United States. No claim shall exceed 1500 feet in length on the lode or vein, and shall not exceed 300 feet on each side irom the middle of the lode or vein. Specific in formation can be obtained by communicating with the land oflice of the district in which the party wishes to take up land. NO MORB POACHING FOR SCALPS Crescent City News. The Hoopa Valley Indian Reservation is to be surveyed and severally distributed among the Indians. The native inhabitants along the Klamath River are making rapid progress in civilization, and many thrifty and com fortable little homes aro situated upon that stream. Peace, order, happiness, and even enterprise, are features distinctively charac teristic of the colony. The Klamath Indians recognize and appreciate the fact that they are amenable to tne white man's law Judge de Haven's opinion to the contrary notwith standing—and not a law unto themselves, as of former practice in the settlement of their domestic affairs. They appear to realize now that poaching for scalps is not an entirely le gitimate pursuit. HEAVEN ACROSS THE BAY. Oakland Enquirer. If one might believe the San Francisco pa pers, whenever a crime is committed in that city or in the interior, the detectives come at once to Oakland to search for the perpetra tors. The latest instance is that of the Ukiah stage-robbers, for whom the Mendocino County Sheriff is supposed x to be looking in this city. We choose to believe this is merely a San Francisco slander, and that any right minded Sheriff knows stage-robbers would go to San Jose, or Santa Rosa, or Milpitas—any where but to Oakland. "THE CALL'o" POSITION SOUND, ■*■*. Ban Francisco Star. The Call's position against the annexa tion of the Hawaiian Islands is sound. It truly says that "we have prospered under a continental policy, which was declared by the* makers of our constitution. To fling that policy and justice ana mercy to me winds together is a chapge that bones no good." ■ NO NEED OF A FOREIGN POLICY. Terre Haute Gazette. Our best foreign policy is to have no foreign policy. We want no colonies, can have no colonies. without giving the lie to the doc trines of our Declaration of Independence Inalienable rights inhere in others as well as in ourselves. CALIFORNIA'S GOLDEN GAINS, Carson (Nev.) Appeal. Al Leach, the pool-seller, reports 519,534 in the pools last week. Reno only yielded a little over. sl2,ooo*. Mr. Leach says "all the towns of California have fallen off 50 per cent. Carbon was better than last -.ear. California glace fruits. SOc lb. TownseacTi.*** — <•«*>■. .— — . Special Information daily to manufacturers , business houses and public men by the Presa Clipping Bureau (Allen's), 510 Montgomeryf-* -*. — * — • _ MONEY TO BURN. Chicago Inter Ocean. Out in* lowa, Nebraska and Washington money is reported -'a drug upon the market. Many leading banks have from 60 Jto 70 per cent of deposits on hand and are unable to loin with profit. Where are the howlers for more money? "Mrs. Wlnslow's Soothing Syrup" Has been used over fifty years by millions of moth ers for their children while Teething with perfect success. It soothes the child, softens the gums,al lays Pain, cures Wind Colic, regulates the Bowels and is the best remedy for Diarrhoeas, whether arising from teething or other causes. For sale by Druggists In every part of the world. Be sure and Mrs.Winslow's Soothing Syrup. 25cabo-.Ua ■*> — — •_ • • Coko-n-ado.— Atmosphere Is perfectly dry, sort and mild, being entirely free from the mists com mon further north. Bound- trip tickets, by steata ship, Including fifteen days*/ board at the HoteUal Coronado, $tto*. longer stay $'£ 60 per day. Apply 4 New -Montgomery street. San Francisco, or A. W. Bailey, manager Hotel del Coronado. late of Hotel Colorado, Glenwood -Springs, Colorado. Many causes induce gray hair, but Parker's Haih Balsam brings back the youthful color. HXH-tatOCUUn, the best cure for corns. 15c:_ •> — — -• . ANOTHER KNOCKOUT. Kansas City Times. Bob Fitzsimrnons hit the truth a harder punch the other day than he did Corbett Ha took the *tand and swore he was an actor. _ _ STE*W to-day: It seems to you that that tickling, hacking cough is all in the throat. But your doc- tor will tell you that this sen- sation is often deceiving. The cough is often the signal of deeper trouble in the bron- chial tubes or in the lung tissue itself. These inflamed i membranes can . - only be ranes can only be ! healed by treating the system. ! For all lung troubles, espe- cially in the earlier stages, no remedy equals Scott's Emul- sion of Cod-liver Oil.' Its special power is in healing | the inflamed tissues of the | lungs.