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6 <£«* 4^HiiW ?_*** WEDNESDAY -NOVEMBER 17 1807 JOHN D. SPRECKELS, Proprietor. Address All Communications to W. S. LEAKE, Manager. PUBLICATION OFFICE Market and Ttiid streets, San Francisco Telephone Main 1868, EDITORIAL RCO.MS 517 Clay street Telephone Main 1874. THE SAN FRANCISCO CALL (DAILY AND SUNDAY) Is served by carriers In this city and surrounding towns for 15 cents a week. By mail $0 per year; per month ♦>."> cents. THE WEEKLY CALL. One year, by mall, $1.50 OAKLAND OFFICE 90S Broadway Eastern Representative, DAVID ALLEN. NEW YORK OFFICE Room 188. World Building WASHINGTON (D. C.) OFFICE Rlzjrs House C. C. CARLTON, Correspondent. BRANCH OFFICES— 327 Montgomery street, corner Clay; open until ■ 9:30 o'clock. 339 Hayes sir»et; open until 0:3) o'clock. 615 Larkin street; (pen until 9:30 o'clock. MV. cor:ier Sixteenth and ; Mission streets; open un ill 9 o'clock. 2518 Mission street; open until 9 o'clock. 143 Ninth street; open until 9 o'clock. 1505 I'olk street; open u:;ii 9 :3O o'clock. >'\V. corner Twenty-second p.n<! Kentucky streets; open tin 9 ..'clock. DANGEROUS BUSiNESS. NO charge araon: the many serious ones which have lately been preferred against Colonel Sam Riiney by the orjran of the "reform" Democracy equals in gravity the pub lished allegation that he has deliberately taken to wearing a rJue hat and a pair of creased trouser?. It is safe to say that if this charge can be estabish?d it is all up with the Democratic party of Sin Francisco. Tue local unternfied will never follow a political dude. Notwithstanding the antipathy heretofore manifested in his own party :o his leadership— based, we believe, upon noth ing more substantial thsn the lact that he is a skilllul practi cal politician who occasional. y wins a "fight" — Colonel Rainey lias enjoyeJ the resp?ct and esteem of ail the district and pre cinct bosses of beta the pni:c ; pal political organizations of this c:ty. This respect and e^eem have been in a hieh degree attrib utable to the circumstances tbat bam is a granger and prac tices the ennobling art of agriculture. The well-known fact that he conducts a poultry and vineyard ranch at Warm Springs, Alimeda County, has given him the character of a sage. He has been regarded as a good man because he is popu lariy supposed to wear high-water troupers, a slouch hat and a corduroy vest, and to be abe to hold a plow and stand an occa s Oiial drink o; his own wine. But we have no hesitation in predictins that if it can be established tha: he has taken to wearing a plug hat and a pair of creased panialoons his days as a boss in this town are num bered. It has been increlitle that as an honest granger Sam Kainey could do any of the bad things with which his enemies have charged him. But as a dude t:.e worst will be believed. Cato himself could not have survived a plug hat and a pair of creased trousers. It ought to be easy for the "reform" Democracy to authen ticate this charge. If Colorel Rainey has appeared i:i the cor ridors of the Palace Hotel arrayed as alleged, hundreds of wit nesses should be available to prove the damning fact. No point could ba made more fatal to the political supremacy of ths colonel than proof that tie has actually abandoned his farm, his grapes and his chickens and adopted ihe carb of a soc.ety leader. It ought to be superfi ious to remind the Democrats of tnis city that it is but a step from ulug hats and craa3ed trou sers to the leadership of acotillion c!a-s on Nob Hill. Moreover, there is reason to believe that if Colonel Rainey h ~uihy of the charge in question, the Democratic party itself is in danger. It will I c remembered that B bs Buckley's power was never disputed until he bezan to wear a plug hat and smoke two-bii cigars. He adopted this practice in the ca-ly part of 1893. In the auiumn ot thatyear the Democracy ran up against Senator Stanford's Senatorial boom, and was wiped cut Possib }• there was no connection between Mr. Buckley's plug hat and cigars and the boom, but the Democrats of to-jay snould profit by experience. They should remember the old adage that a stitch in time saves nine. Verbum sat tapiente. RIVER IMPROVEMENT WORK. ACTION taken by the auditing board of the Commission < f Public Works at the meeting in Sacramento on Mon day is conclusive cv. deuce of an earnest intention to have the work of river improvement begin as scon as possible and carried on with strict regard to economy. B;ds for some of the work on boh rivers were accepted and contracts awarded sucj ct to the approval of the Secretary of War, while all bids for other portions of the proposed work were rej cted on the' ground of excessive charges. There can he no question of the importance of the pro rosed ruprovements of the river*. The Sacraniemo and the San Joaquin as highways of commerce ought to be worth more to tiie State than many railroad?. They offer a cheap means of transpoi tation to tiie people of the great interior valleys, and the saving they will make in matters of commerce will more than repay ten times over the cost of keeping the chan nels cn-'ii for boats of coimdTable tonnage. It is not, however, to commerce only that river improve ment is important. Agriculture, in the whale region alone the banKß, will be benefited by the opening c f the channel* so that the Wdter may at all seasons flow freely to the sea instead of oveiflowing the banks and flooding the country for miles arm; d. The benetits to be derived in this way are not less im portant than those expected :n the way of improved transpor tation, and the two taken together wiil, by their results, amply jus;i y the expenditure of every dollar the improvement may cost the Stale or the nation. It is to be regretted tbat the auditing Doard felt itself bound to reject all bids for dredging Newtown shoal*, but as the re jection was made in the interest of economy there will be no complaint on the part of the public.' If contractors cannot be found to undertake the work at a reasonable price, there will remain to the State ihe recourse of purcbesing a dredger and doing the work itself. Such a course, in any event, would hardly be inexpedient, a- riv^-r work will be continuous year niter year, and a State dredger wojld never lack 'for employ ment. In the meantime it is worth noting that in the opinion of some experts a system of jetties alon.' the banks of the river trill hiv tue effect of so increasing trie current that the New town stioals will be -wept away by the force of the water. This is in accordance with the results obtained by the jetties constructed by Captain Eads to deepen a channel at the mouth of the Mississippi. If the plan should prove effective, it would put an end to a somewhat vexatious problem and be hailed as a great relief by buth the eneineers and the taxpayers. If the nickel-in-the-slot machine is a gambling device it mny, according to law, lose this character by the offer to throw in a non-sniokable cigar or a non-edible sandwich for every coin deposited, mt according to common-sense it can't do anything of Ihe sort. Denial of the rumor that Huntingtoa is coming to Cali fornia 10 live has arrived on schedu c time. It was hardly necessary, for nobody believed ihe rumor, but we have grown aecosti mcd to it, and its absence would have been noted with regret." It is strange tbat Weyler should be permitted to constitute himself a disturbing influence in Spanish affairs. Take his typewriter away from him and he would be helpless. Captain Merry has had such a hard time getting a firm grip on his job tbat the joy of final victory is probably keener than that born of the fact that the salary is $10,000 v year. Sometimes it is a little hard at tbn distance to tell what the English are fighung about in India, but that they fight like soldiers and heroes there can be no question. THE SAN FRANCISCO CALL, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 1897. ANNEXATION AND CLIMATE. THE Chronicle, adhering to its theory that climate can be changed by annexation, already sees in its mind's eye a white population of several millions in Hawaii. It is quite sure of this because the islands formerly supported sev eral hundred thousand natives prior to their civilization. It sees a great demand for white labor there and a rush of the unemployed to the cane and coffee plantations. Now can the Chromclt point to a spot on the globe where sugar cane is raised by Anglo-Saxon labor? Can it cite a locality within the tropics which supports a large Anglo-Saxon population? Can it give any reason why such a population has not already appeared in Hawaii, where for fifty years the laws and policy of the Government have invited it and where there has been no mdre restriction upon personal liberty than in the United States, and the legal protection of person and property have been as good as h?re ? The prophecies of the Chronicle are a deliberately set lure, a part of tb: plan to induce this country to shut its eyes to the dangers that wait upon annexation. Anglo-Saxon insti'.utions can be maintained only by Anglo- Saxon people, and a state composed of them must depend not upon alien or serviie labor, because a laboring population is the fountain head from which spring the genius and the strength of every such state. In climates where the An?!o- Saxon cannot exist as a laborer there is no source from which to recruit a population and maintain th: conditions of equality between labor and its employer upon which free institutions must depend. Where the climate forbids such equality the relations of capital to labor are those of master to slave, and you have a state founded on an aristocracy with labor under its feet. All this is demonstrated in Hawaii to-day. The Dole Government is as far from being a free Anglo-Saxon state as Russia. It rests upon the consent of a less percentage of the governed than does the kingdom of Dahomey, or the rule of any chief of the man-eating tribes of the Congo basin. Com pared to it Persia is a primitive democracy and Swat a smiling commune. A FIGHT FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD. MR. 0. T. SEWALL and his twenty-three fellow-passen gers on the Jb'ul'man car San Vincente during its recent west-bound trip from Denver to San Francisco deserve the thanks of the community for the gallant fight they made for the runts of the traveling public, and it is to be hoped the example they set will be followed by all others who are treated in a similar way by that or any other offending railroad. According to the statements of the passengers they held tickets from Denver to Francisco via the Denver and Rio Grande and Rio Grande Western, and also tickets for passage in the Pullman car San Vincente to this city. A broken axle delayed the train lrom Denver, and on arriving at Grand Junction it wa> found that the Rio Grande Western train with which connection should have been made had pulieJ out, and the passengers were thus compelled to wait for nnother train. The delayed train arrived at Grand Junction at 3:23 a. m and about 4 a m. the Pullman conductor aroused the passen gerd of the San Vincente and informed them he had orders to turn them all out, to wait in the station-house until the next train came down. The passenger?, however, refused to leave the car. They .held to their rights and, after much trouble, suc ceeded In compelling the officials of the corporation to give tnem the transuortation they had raid for. They finally ar rived in this city, after having been delayed, accordine to a statement of Mr. Sewa'.l, twenty-four hours by the Denver and Rio Grano.e and Rio Grande Western and three and a hsflf hours by the Central Pacific. Whether the blame in this case lies with the Denver and Rio Grande or with the Rio Grande Western is a minor matter. It is ttie duty cf these companies to arrange their affairs that tt.e traveling public shall not be subjected to inconvenience and loss of lime. Too cemand made in this case, that passen gers should leave their sleeping-car at 4 o'clock on a coid Novem ber morning to wait for hours in a srnali, uncomfortable station house, was a gross outrage, whose injustice is not lessened by the fact that the passengers refused to obey it. It has been frequently noted by otsttrv ml and fair-minded travelers in the United Sates that the American people sub mit too readily to the exactions of corporations. We area good-natured people. Wa are accustomed t> roughing it. The kicker is not popular. We will submit to almost anything rather than take the trouble to make a tight. By reason of these national characteristics the American traveling public is imposed upon by almost every kind and class of railway ofli ctals ironi the president of the road to the Pullman car porter. The order given to the passengers of the San Vincente to turn out before daylight in the morning is not an extraordi nary casp by any means. Similar offenses are common. There have been frequent complaints made of the roads involved in tnis case and of delays at that p-rticulnr junction. Mr. Sewalt and his fellow-passengers, therefore, rendered a service to the traveling public when they made noc only a protest tut a fight and won it. Ther deserve thanks for their pluck as well as congratulations on their victory. THE EXPRESS AND LOS ANGELES. ££f"T^HIS Is Our Moving Day," is ihe caption of a striking I cartoon on tho first page of a recent issue of the Lo-< Ang?ies Express. It pictures an important step in the progress of the paper. T/he move w«s nia'ie from an old office to a new one, Irom small quarters to large, commodious offices, from a worn plant to a fresh one. Under the nianacc-nient which acquired contro' last sp-ing ihe Express has rapidly advanced from one improvement to another, and now not only renders a fuller service to the public but in its new location ha* better means for doing so. With the civic patriotism so characteristic of the press and the people of Los Angeles, the Express makes its moving day an occasion for celebrating, not only its own prosperity, but that of the whole city. It g vos in a spec ai edition a summary of the advance and growth of Los Angeles since the foundation of the Express, and in doing so recalls a stor/ o progre-f, energy and enterprise of which all California may be justly proud. The Express was founded in the spring of 1871. At th;U time Los Angeles had less than 6COO inhi b tants. There were not more than half a dozen two-siory buildings in the city. There were but four churches and four public schools, one of which was exclusively for negroes. Only seven teachers weie paid out of iho public schoo. fund. The only railroad was one which ran to Wilmington. Three trips a month were made by steamers to San Francisco. In respect to time Los Angeles was twelve days distant from Chicago and the Express figures it out that the number of tourists or prospectors seen on the streets did not exceed two a month. That was the condition of the city less than twenty-seven years ago. Tc-day the tourists and prospectors in Los Angeles are almoit too numerous to mention. The school property is valued at more than $1,224,000. Ther • are fifty-two school buildings, with 458 teachers and thirty kindergartens witb seventy-one teachers. The exU nt of the trade and industry of the city can hardly be fixed in figures, for the count of one day isrende:eJ inadequate by the growth dur nz the next. A post al census taken during the present year by the city authorities gives a population of 103 000, and the Express estimates that within six years it wi.l at the past rate of increase reach a total exceeding 200,000. We are no; among those who believe that Los Aneeles sounds her trumpet too often or bras too much. We can never have more of hopeful, cheerful, sanguine, buoyant words than the world needs. It is only the calamity howler tbat irritates, and only the waiter who depresses. Wehave, tnerefore, nothirgbut compliments for the Express on the success it has attained, and the best of good wishes for the continued prosperity of the en terprising city which it serve*. Mr. Sovereign's announcement tliat lie Is not traininj for the Presidency of the United States does not come as a sur prise. He is a busy man, and there does not appear any reason why be should waste his time in any such fashion. PER ONAL E. F. Bernhard of Fresno is at the Lick. C. A. Tillson, a lawyer of Modesto, is at the Lick. O. R Baker of Auburn is at the Cosmo pol.tan. Stutc? Senator J. M. Gleaves of Redding is at the Grand. F. C. Lusk, a Chico lawyer, is making a short stiy at the Palace. Miss V. Harms of Chicago, 111., Is at the Cosmopolitan Hotel. Dr. and Mrs. \v. S. £qu:ereof London arrived at the Paiacj yesterday. Colonel and Mrs. Babbitt of Mare Island are guests at the Occ. dental. I>t. J. Sutherland of A:buquerquc, N. M., is a late arrival at the Grand. M. Goldsmith, a merchant of Stockton, is among the guests at the Grand. J. \v. O'Donoghue, a mining man from Vir ginia City, Nev., is at the Russ. C Saideman, v merch int of EL Paso de Roblerf, is registered at the Lick. I). A. Peckinpaih and wiie of Port Susan, Wash., are at ttie Cosmopolitan. George E. Uoudman Jr., a b inker of Napa, is at the Palace with Mrs. Goodman. James McCudden, a contractor of Vallejo, is at the Baldw.n with Miss McCudden. S.ieriff George 8, McKenzle of Xnpa County is at the Grand, registered from Napa. Brigadier-General M. W. Mui.er, N. G. C, is at the ("aliioriiia, registered from Fresno. >V. I) Cleary Br. of Stockton, one of the own ers oi the Shaep Raucn mine, is at the Lick. Dr. 0. C. Gleayea of DonsmQir, a brother of Senator Uieaves ol Ridding, is ai the G and. F. J. Brenaon of San Jose, late clerk of the. State Senate, arrived at the Grand yesterday. Mrs. Frank C. Short of Fresno, wife of the well-known Fresno attorney, is at the Palace. E. E. Holbrook, Sn<T.ffofSan Beiilto County, Js in town from liolliSier. ile lias a room at the Grand. T. B. Bassett, a mining man of Redwood City, who recently found a turquoise mine, is at the Grand. Mr. and Mrs. T. S. Yancer of Newman are at the Lick. Mr. Yancar is a lumber merchant of Stanislaus County. Attorney Frank McGownr. of this city left on the steamer Pomona for Eureka, Cal., to at tend to legal busnies-i. Kx-Coneressman A. Camlnetti of Jackson, lawyer aud member of tte State Code Com mission, is at the Lick. A Duvall of I.ivermore, one of the biggest vineyardisls and \viiu-praduc?r:» ol Altmada County, is at the Grand. J. Mutidorf and wife of fonora, Tuolumne County, accompanied by the Misses Kittie and Marguerite Mundorf, are at the Cosmopolitan. Colonel I. H. Polk of Los Angeles, supeiiii tendent of the liradbury mine, and Mrs. I. 11. Polu, formerly Miss Bradbury, are guests at the Palace. W. G. Curtis, engineer of the maintenance of-WHy department of the southern Pacific, is expected home to-day, after tin absence of several days on a tour of Inspection. G. Pacheco, a horseman and rancher of Ignacio, Contra Costa County, is at the Grand He is a descendant of the well-known I'acheco family of that county, after whom the town of Pac.heco was naineu. Alfred Edwards, a Santa Bsrt.ira bank di rec:or ond cashier, arrived ai the Occidental yesterday, accompanied by tils slater, Hiai Ed wards. He has corns here partly 10 witness on Thanksgiving the playing of the Stanford ieam, on which his brothat-iu-law, Jack Rxe, it one of the lackiers. CALIFORMANi IN Ni\V YORK. NEW YORK, Nov. 16.— A*, the St. Cloud -H. D. Hart. Vendome— H. \Y. Aldl?. Im;>erin.— A. L. Pearse, B. Lathrop. Park Avenue— Mrs. N. 11. B inn. Gilsey— Mr. and Mrs. C. A. La ton. Bartholdi —F. A. Marriott St. Denis— M. Bu'key. New Amsterdam — W. P. Chalmers. Netherlands —C. F. Kohl, Mrs. C. F. Kohl. Sinclair— N. Wells. CALIFOnNiANS IN CHICAGO.; CHICAGO. Nov. 10 —At the Great North ern—John J. Meyers, John J. Gill, Herbert Fleishacker, San Francisco; K. H. Kennedy, Stotlcton. Victoria — H. K. Williar, San Fran cisco: Auditorium Annex — C M. Hunter, Snn Francisco. Palmer House— Benjamin Schloss, San Fraucisco. CALIFORNIANS N WASHINGTON. WASHINGTON, November 1(1. - Samuel Flint of .San Krnncl'co is at the National; C. R. Dovan snd ivife of San Pleijo tire «t the Wellington; Mr. and Mrs. Christopher Smith of San Frunci-co are the puem of the former's sister, Mrs. liiiyne, at 1029 Massschuse!t» avenue. FOREST LEAVEs IN AUTUMN. Iteil e'er the forest pef-rn the setting sun, The line of yellou il -bt dies fast away, Tnat crow n'.l lue eastern copse, and rhlll and dun iaiis on the ni^or Die brief -oveniber da • . Now the tired hnrver winds a partlne note. And cih bids good-nl(bl from everr K.ile: Yei wait awi lie. r>nd see the calm leaves ll at i--a< h to his nst bent a h their parent shade. How like decaying life they seem to elide ' And ye: no second sprint; have they hi Bin nh»rethey fall, forgotten toaoiUe Is i.'i their portion, uritl they ask no more. Soon o'er their headn b'lthe April firs shall sine. A thou«unJ wild tijwers round them shall un fold, The en <•" buds glUen in ihe dews of spring, And a!' be vernal raptur* as of old. Inconii \a\ll they In waste oblivion lie, 1 1 all the wort lof i.ihv life around No tbonghl «f them In nil rhe bounteous sky Nodroi» for them of kindly lutiunce lound. Man's pinion Is :o die and rise as»in. Yet h • complains, while these unmurmuring pan With their swept Hve». an pure from sin aud st:.in ,\s his when Kdeu uuld his virgin Ueun. And haply half unbalmed his murmuring voice Might sound In h'-.-.vun were .ill his teeood life Only the first renewed— heathen's • hoice, A round of li*tl»Hi joy and weaay suite. •For rtresrv were tills earth, if earth were all. Though brightened oft by dear ffecllo:i'» kiss— Who for the spangles wears the funeral pall? But caich a gleam beyond It and 'its bliss Heavy and dull this frame of limb* and heart Whether glow erf. -pint; on rofd far h, or borne On oity stoed, "r Ir.ftier prow. wt» dart O'er wave or lie d : yet bieizea laugh to scorn Cur puny speed, and b : rd» and clmUs In heaven And fi h like living shrift itint pierc» the main An.l siarr, that shoot through freezing air tit even — Who but would follow, misht he break his ctlB1 "- Keble. A NEW ANTI-SOPORIFIC. Omaha Wor d- lerald. David M.Uhieson, n sturdy Scotchmnn and one of the mott leve:-lie«dea men in Buffalo County, is the Populit candidnte for Register oi Deeds. Mr. Maihie.<on is row euga^td in hi> first campaign, and is winning nil kinds of votes by his speeches. He never maue a pub lic speech until a lew weeks ngo, when he at tend, fi a meeting in a country precinct mid was called upon to make a few remark*. The speech was a short one, but it was to the point, lie said: "Laaie* an' Gentlemen: Am th' cindldet on th' I'i'pullst tecket fur Register o 1 Deeds A' suppo-e you want *ac know something aboot ma qualifications. Well, A' wus fur twelve years h buWekeep r in th' Druid kintry afore A 1 ear,io toe Hies kintry. A' csm' tK« the* kintry and seitied on a larm in HufTalo Koontv. A' 1): mi o resident «' thes koonty nu fur nbo .t fourieen years. Jii'in' a' Unit time A* hue erijured an' suffered a' th' drawbacks that ih 1 mi o 1 ye fHrmcrs haeen jurtrd. Wban A 1 wus workin 1 in ih 1 avid kintry A" wu< fur a tlniL- on a niclit shift an 1 A' used'tae net awful sleepy along nboot th' enriy hours o' tti' mornin'. Tae overcome this A'.uspd tnc eat pepperraent, drenk coaft t\ an' ither thengs o' tlioi kiud tne keep me nwake. A' wusna long in tnese kiuirv wban A' had tae put a mor' gW on ma farm, uu' whan A' used ta-- lay awnk- liip.hts thenlcln' hoo A' wus goi ' ta<> pay it off A* <hoc!it tae ma'sel' what n :ule A' wus in tir auld kintry tae eat an' drenk tha' stuff fur tti' purpose o' keeptn' awake nichts, whan et cud bac ben done sac much asier by sirapiy puUih' n mo'"Kßge on m«' property." EXTRAORDINARY LENGTH OF A GUN FlnjrsUff (Ariz ) Su a- Democrat. A 17-yeanold Doy oi Jerome killed a moun tain lion a few days ago with a shotgun that measured six feet aud two inches lrom tip to tip. CANJNOJ /\LWAYS BELIEVE YOUR EYES. The old adage -'seeing 19 believing" does not alwuys hold good. Besides the menta preju dice ihnt msy give a bias to th_» mental per ception of tiie image on the retina of the eye, the physical formation of even a perfectly normai eye is Mich as todiscredit in some re spceis its accuracy as a macnin.- when com pared with the camera. Seeing is so depend ent on the mechanical conditions under which it is exerci-ed as to render it anything but infallible. Indeed, there are lew things bo deceptive as the huinin vi-ion. Not so mnny pairs of eves are perfect anyhow, and even those fall !ar short of photographic accu racy. Optical lllusiuns are the main depend ence of the sleight-of-hand man and the magi cian. The comparison between the pvj and the camera, as pointed out lately by Dr. L'ndsay Johnson in the Strand, cannot be carried very far. In fee., the resemblance really ceases when it is said that the retina takes the place of the sensitive plate. In tlie case of the camera tbe intensity of the image increas-a with each moment of exposure, while with the eye the the reverse is the case, the retina som becom ing :atigued if an object is regarded intently for any length of time, and the ima?e be comes more and more indistinct and even dis torted. There are many cases of optical delusion, and new ones are constantly being discov ered. A few of the best ara here illustrated. J^echarwcal Foreshortening. If vertical lines drawn on a piece of paper are held nearly parallel to the line ofsipht either horizontally vertically or between the two, they »re immeasely foreshortened. Writ ing; whose length is so out of proportion to its width as to be almost entirely illegible, ex cept with close scrutiny, can, by thus chang ing the conditions under which it is viewed, be made plainly legiDle, as evidenced by the above cut. False perspective. One peculiar case of illusion is that ia which a picture purposely drawu out of per spective deceives the spectator and produces in his mind an inversa effect Irom that whicn would be obtained If the, drawing was cor rectly made. The London Mall lately gave an interesting example of this. Three silhouette figures representing, respectively, Lord Ran dolph Churcnill, Lord SUitsbiry and Mr. METEOR. !ES. The 'strife was long and bitter, Yon couldn't call Ii less. And still they c aim the football game Was hard:]- a succesi. For though some men on el. her side Are in. ■. ■] tor life, 'tis &aid. And several lost an eye beside, .Not ODe was sent hoii:o deal. — Chicago Record. Fair Cyclist— Where doe* this road lead to? Native— One on 'em leads to my 'ome, an' t'other goes straight 01.— l'lck-Me-Up. Old Harding— Well, I guess that youag Dabaley'i determined to marry our Lib, in spite of everything. Mrs. Hardiug— Why do you think so, Jere miah? Old Harding— Why, you know, she sun? to him and played the piano night before last, and here he is again.— Tit-Bits. Dills— lt is si late that 1 am almost afraid to ask the landlady for breakfast. Mills— Keep your nerve; none but the brave deserves '.he fare.— Cornell Widow. Miss Yonnely So you've otilv known him a month? Don't yon think you're taking a gieu many chances in marrying him'. 1 Miss Oldwaite (candidly)— Dear me, no. it's the only chance I've had in ten years. — Judge. There's no use crying over spilt milk. She— Of course not. There's plenty more to spill. — Brooklyn Life. "Bird, the tobacconist, says the trust drove him out of business." "Yes, pretty much all his assets consisted of book accounts.— Chicago Journal. '•Aren't you taking Mr. Harvard at a dis advantage by asking him to slay to dinner in his business clothes?" "No, auntie, Jack is one of the most ex temporaneous dim lever Knew." — Judge. The Wife — The baby has been jabberlnc away there for about an hour, ana I can't un derstand a thing she says. The Husband— l've no:iced, dear, the littla thing grow* more like you every day.—Yopk ers Statesman. ■ "Did you see that a young couple are to be married in a wi.d beast cage?" "Poor man I He'll know he's caged to start with." "Poor woman! Tamely permitting her elf to be linked with a ''—Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Don't tell me that the man who does the biggest blowing always gets to the iront." "Mention an instance in wnich this has not been the case." "Have you ever seen the tuba player leading a brass band '"— Cleveland Leader. HamlPt Mcßooth— Was the piece well done? lago Wi»tello— ] guess so. Tue critics roasted it.— Boston raid. KANSAS EE.VI =a HERSELF Kdllorial from the I.awrentv (Kans.) Journal, November -i 1897 It is said men will sign any kind of a peti tion without examining it. To ere is a man down at X hsrs City who will n<<t do that in ih" future, no matter wl.at hi* may liuve done in the past. His name is Greenwood, and he is Superintendent of PrhoolH. The other day he signed b reronunotidation lor the New York Journal, and gave an order to have ihe paper p.ac.d in ail Hie >chools. To those who have never seen the pßper, i\s Mr. Greenwood never had, it way be necessary to say that it is « daily paper tnut the bj*t people do not care to have in their homes. The Superintendent i awoke t c next morning to fl ud such h storm riitriuK about his hesd as he had no. before ex perienced in a lifetime. Ho w>is laagbed at. jeered, abused and scorned. Tne patrons of the hciioolg were Indignant aii'l demanded n revocation oi the order, and the .'■uperintend <>ut w.is oulv too elnd to otijv the ilenniid. Tne story tenches that men suould know wnat ihey are dome before they do it. Coughs and colds cured with Low's hore ound cough syrup, price 10c, 417 San some at. * Gladstone, were shown walking down a corri dor In tne House of Commons, which whs drawn in true vanishing perspective, while the fleures were draw i in false. There'-u.t was that, though all three figure* were of ex actly tbe some height (f s can be demonsta'ed by mgasureuu-nt on the übove illusiration) they appeared to the eye to differ one irom another very much. JKe Qray and Black Lines. It is not generally known, yet nevertheless true, that the front ot the eye is never v por tion of a perfect sphere, but has greater curv ature in one direction than another, the direc tion and degree of the curve? varying in dif ferent eye*, somet in"s with the same person. This causes the peculiar effect produced by the two sets of lines in the nbove figure. Viewed as the page stands one set appears gray snd the other black. Hold the page sluewnys and the colors change positions. Jhe Triple Gubes. The above figure shows how our conception of an object can be interpreted in more than one way. Our imagination can accept cither. Tne figure at first glance is taken as one cube resting on the edges of two lower cutes, the top o each being white. By shifting the di rection oMhe eye to one or the other of the outside vortical edges of tha upper cube the relative positions of all three are changed and in the iransition from one group to the other a distinct muscular movement is felt in tne eye. Again, the group can assume the form of two cubes, but not so readi:y as in the otner case. Lir\es cf Equal Length. \ / Two lines of equal length fitted at the center and ends with V-shaped pieces can be made to appear longeror shorter at will (as shown in the diagram) by changing the relative posi tions of the V pieces. The distances A B. BC, a b and b c are all equal, as may be ascertained by measuring the white dots to the points of the Vs. NOTES ABOUT NOTABLES. Booker % Washington and the prominent negro-s of the South have determined to hold annual demonstrations on the anniversary of the (.mancipation proclamation. It Is more than fifteen years sinca the Em press of Austria was last phoozraphed. She has compleiely withdrawn herself from public life and is fond of traveling incognito. Thomas Arnold, iatl.er of Mr?. Humphry Ward, the noveiist au«l social reformer, has lived for many years in Dublin, where he^j_a prnfpssor in the Catholic University p.ii^"a fellow of the Royal University. A ntnniimeit is to be erected in Paris, in the Plate MaU>sherbe«. to Dumas llu' younger. In the same square there is a statue to the older Dnmas. and the name of the little park will be cnanced to "l>umas." A recent visitor to the home of the famous autho-, Frank It. Stockton, says that the touch of the Lady is shown in every room in the house, except the study of the author, ana here the Tiger holds undisputed sway. The Czir of Russia mid the King of Slam are oul friends. They met in Darmstadt a few dnvs ago, where the Czar had been staying on a brief visit, the Kine having reached the neighboring resort of Baden Baden. The Duchess of York has ordered a magnifi cer.t embroidered dress from the Poor Ladies' Work Society of Ireland. It will ba begun at once, ns it can be divided and given to differ ent embroiderers. It will be of rirh wrrite siitlti, ornamented in diamond and silver. The riu'ss will cost #500, ttnd will bo made up by a Dublin firm. Senator Foraker of Ohio is building one of the lnrgest and finest residences in Washing ton, tn the very midst of the new fashionable residence quarter, at the corner of Sixteenth street and Madison place. The house prom ise* to be a beautiful specimen of architecture fti:d Is large enough to fiepotumodate a con si durable colony "f "he Senatni's friends. TRAPS A.viD TRAPPING. Harptr's KOuud Table. The ways of trapping are as various as the ingenuity of savage or civilized man can de vise. I like best the traps that one can make. They seem to give the animal a fairer show; they develop our own constructive faculties; and the nearer we tret to the .savage wav the m re fun it always is. Steel traps have a place that wooden traps can never fi;i; but give me something that I can make with my own hands, with the simplest tools, out of what ever materials the spot affords where the ani mal lives. Of at! the animals in this country there is none that affords less harmful sport than the rabbit— moro properly hare— of which there are several sptc es. Its wonderful powers of increase enab c it to hold its own, as far too many of our ben and mot valuable animals no not. Furthermore, rabbits are very easily trapped. < J * Every one knows its little trail, as broad as one's hand, through the bushes or broom sedge, or its footprint* .a» it hop* over the clear snow. Here, where the pitn goes unaer a fence rail, it his stopped to gnaw. The rab bit follows this path in season and out. though in the far north, where the snow keepspillng and piling up. Its little road nitty cnange with each successive snowfall Trap pern there put out a large number oisnans setting them right in t c middle of the paths' HORaEb N ri. STORY. Memphis -cimlter. Horses h live played no inconspicuous part in history, in some instances being even del tied "Saddle Whits Surrey for the field to morrow," cried Richard 111 at the battle 01 Bosworth field. Black Agnes was the favorite horse of Mary Queen of Scot*. BucepliHlus, the favorite charger of Alexander the Great, used 10 k •...«.; when the King mounted him. He cost $10,500. and was 30 years old when he di d. Chosro.-s II of i'erMa had a horse, Shib diz, called the Persian Bucephalus. Orelio was the favorite horse of King Roderick, and Xantbos the famous charter ■» Acinlles. Copenha 'oil, the horse of the Duke of Welling ton, was 27 years old wheu lie died. I ANSWERS TO « ORRESPO^DEN S Wild wood, Cal. The name of Yerkes. he of observatory slid telescope fam<j. is g n^raily . jronoiinced. with the final ' c silent, a* if written "YerKs." Senator Hop.r— Wild noon, Cal. R. G. Horr, who sat • .ul.- time United States Senator from Michigan, and later financial writer for the New York Tr.bun-, died in Plainneid, \ N. J. , December 18.1896. I One of 1836— Collector, City.— Dealers \*r* coins do no; offer onv premium for a $5 piece oflß3t>, bu they olfer such for sale at from $7 50 to $ S 50 eRCh, according to the condi tion in wnich ihe pieces (tre. A Settler's Rights— Wiidwood. Cal. if a ■ettler has obta ned a patent to the land he pre-emDted it becomes his private properly, and he is enti led to whatever th« land may hold, be It timber, mineral or other valuables. Mail Stages— Wild wood, Cal. The superin tendent oi the railway mail service of the Postcffice Department has charge of fixing the time lor the arrival and departure of mall stages that connect with railroad trains. Coal and Gas— P. C, Oakland, CaL Th<s diff renee in the use of a gas sieve and a coal stove would depend very much upon 'lie con dit'.ons. A gas stove will Rive- more rapid re sults than a coi>l stove. The amount oi heat in each would be governed by the supply. Cracked Hands— P. C, Oakland, Cal. It is stated that an ointment comr>' dof the fol lowing ingredients : Camphor 6 ) :ins, boric aci'l 30 grains, lanoline a ■■•! white vaseline of eHch hall an ounce will prevent human Hands from cracking from cold atmosphere. It is also recommended as a remedy lor crackel hands. Stevenson Monument— A. S., Oakland, CaL The following is the Inscription on the Stey enson monument: TO REMEMBER ROBERT LOUIS bIEVENSON. To dp him st. lo be kind, 10 earn a little, to • pen;! a little less: to make upon the whole a family hap, for for his presence; to renounce wiieu that anatl be necessary and not be embit tered; to Kt-ep a few friend*, but these without, capitulation — above all, on the same grim condi-1 tlon. to keep friends with himself— here Is a ta»*k lor all that a man tins of fortitude ami delicacy' /^\ Legal Tender— Wild wood, California. In the United States, presumably your question refers to the United States, gold coin, silver dollars, subsiJiary silver coins, minor coins. United States notes, Treasury notes and Na tional Bank notes are Li al tender. Gold is a legal tender in any amount, silver dollars also, except when specified in the contract: United S ales notes, unlimited unless otherwise RDeci lled in the contract; Treasury notes, unlimited unless specified: subsidiary silver coins, not to exceed $10, and minor coins, not to exceed 25 cents, foreign coins are not legal tender in tee United States. SHAKESPEARE IN LONDON. John FUBe in Novtmber Atlantic. Shakespeare's London was a small city of tfom 150 000 to '-'00,000 souls, or about th«» size of Providence or Minneapolis at the pres ent time. In cities oi suca size everybody of the slightest eminence is known all over town, and such persous are sure to be more or less acquainted with one another. It is a very rare exception when it is not so. B^iore his thirtieth year Shakespeare was well known in London as an actor, a writer of plays ana the manager of a prominent theater. In ihnt year Spenser, in his "Colin Coin's Come Home Again," alluding to Shakespeare under tne i.tine of Aeiion, or "eagie-hke," paid h:m this compliment: And there, though I It, not least. i« Aetlon: A gentler the. herd may nowhere b- lo'.;n<3; Whose muse m.l of iiii.li th inrni'i Inventijp Jjo:ti, like hiiiiself, heroically so.md. Four years after this in 1593. Francis Merei published his book entitled "Palladia Tamiu," a very interesting contribution to literary his tory. The auih r, who had been a literary in structor in the University ot Oxford, was then living in London, near tne Globe Theater. In this book Meres tells bis readers thMt "the sweet, witty soul of Ovid live* in melifluom and honey-tongued Shakes<pen it ; witness hit 'Venus and Ad on s,' his 'Lucrece, 1 his sugared sotiiiets amcuig his private friends," etc To suppose thut surh a man as this in a town the size of Minneapolis, connected with a principal theater, writer or the most popu lar plays of the day. a poet whom men were already coupling wan Homer and Pindai —to suppo-e that such n man was not knowi' to all the educated people of the town is simply ab surd. Tnere were probably very Jew men. women or children in London, between 15!)5 and 1(>1O, who d d not know who Shakespeare I whs when ne pab«cd them in tiiosiroo:; and [ as for such wits as drank a.-' ana sack at the Mermaid, as for Ra'eigh and Bacon ana beldi :' and the rest, to MipDOsc tnat t>hhkespe»re did not know them well — nay, to suppose lhat he was not the lcaaiuK spirit and brightest wit of those ambrosial nights— is about as sensible as to suppose that he uever saw a maypole. California gince iruits,soc lb. Townsend's.* As a preventive of Height's disease drink Watson's Scoich Whisky. * "California Pomra" is the nicest calendar published lor 181)8. All other calendars and Christmas cards nil ready for mailing. Sau born, Vail & Co., 741 Market street. * FrFCiAL Information davy to manufacturer!, business houses and public men by tha Presi Clipping Bureau (Alien**), 510 Montgomery. * Fine IM-pay of Art Goodi. S. and ti. Gump, 113 Geary stieet, are show ing now the.r European importations for the holidays, and invite their patrons and the public to view the many iine and interesting novelties received and uirp&ckeu so far, • "BLOOD MONEY." Pittsburg Times. A French critic has seriously wounded a dramatist in a duel brought about by the former's strictures on the latter's work, which now outrlu to get such an advertisement as will compensate the playwright for his loss of blood. "Mrs. Wln*low*« Soothing Syrnp" Has been usfd over fifty years by millions Of moth ers for their children while Teething with perfect success. It soothes the child, softens the gums, lays Fain, cures Wind Colic, regulates the Bowois and is the best remedy for Diarrhoeas, whether arising from teething or other causes. For sale by w Druggists in every part of the world. Be sure and T atkioriirs.Winslow's Soothing Syrup. SiScaoottU • — ♦- — • ffiRONABO.- Atmosphere Is perfectly dry. soft and mild, being entirely free from me mists com* mon further north. Bound- trip tickets, by steam ship, including fifteen day:* board at the HoiaUM Coronado, $60: longer stay $2 50 per day. Appi/ 4 .Nt» -Mouigomery street. ban Francisco, or A. W. Bailey, manager Hotel del Coronado, lai« of Hotel Colorado, Glen wood Springs, Colorado. — m w » M. Mounet-SuUy, th» famous tragedian of Paris. Is having built for himself a splendid bouse near Bergeroe. The construction is of. a commingled Roman and Byzantine char acter architecturally, and is described as a veritable, palace. The actor intends to dwell there permanently when he shall have retired from the stage. He is a native of the Peri gord district, and wants to end his days near the scot where h«» was bora, end far from the tumuli of Purs. SEW TO-DAT. Coughs and colds need not he endured; they can be cured, and that quickly. Many mixtures are tem- porary in effect, but Scott's Emulsion of Cod-liver Oil with Hypophosphitcs is a permanent remedy. The oil feeds the blood and warms the body ; the v hypophosphites tone up the/ nerves; the glycerine soothes the inflamed throat and lungs. The combination cures. This may prevent serious lung troubles. 50c. and $1.00; ill druggists. SCOTT Si BQWNE, Owmirts, New YoA