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One of the curiosities of modern news was involved in a recent item which recited that in the existing bloody disturbances in Bulgaria the terrorized Chris tians must inevitably depend upon the Turks for pro tection. It is not difficult to determine what the character of that protection will be. Death as the victims of beasts of the forest would be merciful in comparison. • ;M- It sometimes happens that at long intervals some thing in the environment of ardent but impecunious young swains happens to make the course of true love run smooth. More than fifty young persons of lov able natures were poisoned by icecream recently at Colorado Springs. Every youngster of sparking pro clivities should paste the item in his hat and argue that the icecream sold at Colorado Springs is no dif ferent from that sold everywhere else. Californians in New York. NEW YORK, Aug. 19.— Californians in New York: San Francisco— F. J. Lura. at Gllsey; Miss M. Owens, Mrs. M. B. Owens, at Park Avenue; S. L. Bernstein, at Savoy; S. L. Dolsen, at St. George; F. E. Forbes, O. S. Wells, at Morton; W. J. French, at Cosmopolitan; W. Rosenthal, at Ashland; Miss K. C. Thompson, at St. Denis. San Diego— H. A. Geisnoal, at Marlbor ough. An examination under United States Civil Service rules will be held in this city October 21 for the position of assist ant examiner in. the patent office; mini mum age, 20. years. Apply for application form No. 1312 to the commission at Wash ington, D. C.,- or to the secretary of the Consolidated Board of Civil Service Ex aminers, 301 Jackson Btreet. Patent Examiner Examination. Quick Charge Artist.— "Maria," began Mr. Stubb, "last night I played poker "Played poker!" interrupted Mrs. Stubb. "how dare you spend your money gambling, sir?" "As I was saying, I played poker and won enough to buy you a set of furs" "You did? Oh, John, you are so good! I knew thqse sharps could not get the best of you." "And Just as I was about to quit I dropped It all and flfty more" — - "You brute! To think I should have married a gambler!"— Chicago News. "Don't mind 'em,' hey?" he rejoined, cheerfully, shouldering his pack again. "Well, there's nothing like getting used to one's afflictions. Oood day, ma'am."— Chicago Tribune. /;;:, : vv ;'. "Are you troubled with cockroaches or other insects about, your premises, ma'am?" inquired the man with the pack, who had succeeded in gaining an audi ence with the mistress of the mansion. "No, sir!" she said, glaring at him. "We are NOT troubled by cockroaches or other Insects!" "American statesmanship is not what it used to be," said the persistently gloomy man. "I'm glad to be able to agree with you," answered the cheery person; "we're rapidly getting away from, these old-fash ioned, shoot-Qulck-and-vote-often ideas in politics."— Washington Star. . "Do you consider her honest?" "In view of her opportunities I am in clined to think she is." 1 "I don't quite understand." . "I mean that we keep all our valuables in a safe deposit vault." — Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Do you think that Shakespeare wrote his own plays?" "Of course, I do," answered the man .who is always. positive, however ill-in formed he may be. "If Shakespeare didn't write his own plays, whose plays did he write?"— Washington Star. A CHANCE TO SMILE. Only one suit for divorce was filed yes terday. The plaintiff was Mary Morlock and the defendant William Morlock. In fidelity was the charge. Judge Troutt granted a decree of divorce to Jubellna Thureson from Carl W. Thureson for cruelty. • Mismated Couples in Court. Townsend's California glace fruits and candles. 50c a pound, in artistic flre etched boxes. A nice present for Eastern friends. 715 Market St.. above Call bldg. • Special information supplied dally to business houses and public men by the Press Clipping Bureau (Allen's). 230 Cali fornia street. Telephone Main 1042. Members of the Pacific Coast Co-opera tive Union will hold a convention at the Academy of Sciences to-day and to-mor row. Several prominent business and professional men will deliver addresses on subjects of particular interest to agri culturists and merchants. Reports of work already accomplished and the map ping out of a campaign for the coming year will also be features of the conven tion. • * - ,;•-.-. Co-operators to Convene. Simon Levy, a merchant of Visalla, is here on a short business trip and is reg istered at the California. S. H. Babcock, assistant general traffic manager of the Denver and Rio Grande Railroad, Is at the Palace, accompanied by his wife and two children. J. T. Whalen, assistant general passen ger agent of the Mexican Central Rail road, with headquarters at St. Louis, is spending a few days in the city. Duncan Guy, an attorney of New Zealand, is registered at the New West ern Hotel. Dr. W. G. Downing of Sulsun is at the Lick. Judge Plrkey of Willows is a guest at the Lick. W. W. Campbell of the Lick Observa tory is at the California. F. G. Noyes.a banker of Napa, is at the Palace, accompanied by his wife. President David Starr Jordan of Stan ford University Is at the Occidental. George Scarfe, a mining man of Nevada, is among the arrivals at the Grand. . H. von Engellstein, a coffee planter of Guatemala, is registered at the Palace. C. L. James, a cattle dealer and capital ist of Modesto, Is among the arrivals at the Lick. JUMPING BEAN— N. O. M-. City. The Jumping bean, or devil bean, sometimes called the Mexican bean, is the seed of a Mexican plant Infested by the larva of a small moth. The uneasy movement of the Imprisoned larva when it is warmed makes the seed roll about on a flat sur face and sometimes the larva makes the seed Jump. The larva pupates in Jan uary and February and th© moth soon after issues through a hole previously cut by the larva. The trees bearing the bean grow wild in but one State In Mexico and produce a berry containing three beans, but only one contains a larva. There is no indication as to how the larva enters that one bean. PERSONAL MENTION. Housekeepers will have to put the kettle on and do their own canning if this thing go much further. In canned fruits and vegetables California has to compete with commercial dishonesty, domestic and imported. Therefore it should be the aim of the pro ducers and preservers of this State to strictly observe the rules of commercial honor. Then a world, tired of being poisoned in its food, will turn with con fidence to our products, and they will hold a market against all competitors. It has long been known that great quantities of pig livers are exported in barrels from this country to Germany. Those who knew it supposed that the Ger mans had a lasting appetite for pig liver and were feeding it on the American product But now it seems that these livers are turned into pate de foie gras, by the use of dangerous drugs and silk rags! Our im ported truffles are made of unvulcanized rubber and leather, and the most innocent of that kind of im ported delicatessen is made of potatoes, flavored with ether. r= If half the world does not know how the other half lives, it must be that the whole world does not know what it eat?. Having risen from a high-priced meal of painted turnip, vaselined fish, lobster made of cuttlefish, rubber truffles and goose liver pate made of hog liver and black silk, washed down with im ported wine made of dried-apple juice and gypsum, the average American citizen can surely boast of a bomb-proof stomach if he can manage to live out half his span. "Imparting a greenish color to oysters is another adulteration. An oyster requires about one month in the beds to acquire the greenish color. As this is too long a time, the dealers help them along with an artificial color. The chemists in the Paris munici pal laboratories have shown that tomato jelly is adul terated with turnips and powdered pepper contains a large admixture of powdered hardtack." "Chopped artificial truffles are made of black rub ber, si'.k or softened leather, and even whole truffles are made out of roasted potatoes, which are flavored by adding ether. They are said to sell well. •'Fish, spoiled in spite of ice and borax, is treated with salt of zinc, aluminum and other metals. Rub bing the fish with vaseline to give it a fresh look and coloring the gills with fresh blood or eosin — a coal tar color — is resorted to. The latter is also used to intensify the red color of inferior crabs. THE CALL recently published a remarkable dis covery made by a retail dealer in Pennsylvania. Among other foodstuffs he was a purveyor of canned tomatoes. Upon examining his stock he found the contents of his cans to be a mixture of green tomatoes, turnips and potatoes, dyed to a proper ripe tomato complexion with red paint. This mixture is another added to the many proofs of the recklessness and ingenuity of the American adulterator of foods. But that is not the worst of it. Americans, hearing much about the paternalism and autocratic methods of foreign Governments, jump to the conclusion that peo ple so well raised and disciplined as they must be un der such Governments arc incapable of like injurious sophistication of food, and so purchase at a high price and consume with childlike trust the preserved pro ducts which are imported. This confidence gets a rude jolt by a report just made to the State Department by our Consul General to Germany, in which he. says: "An ordinary liver patty is made into "Strassburger* pate de foie gras, a goose liver patty, by means of borax or salicylic acid and of finely chopped and cleverly distributed pieces of black silk, representing {ruffles. Cosmos, a Ger man paper, guarantees the fact that under the label of canned lobsters the soft parts of the cuttlefish and crabs are sold. "'In Paris snails are popular, and the adulterators mix them with lungs of cattle and^ horses. Even en tirely artificial snails are manufactured. The shells, recoated with fat and slime, are filled with lungs and then sold as 'Burgundy' snails. Lovers of fresh rooster combs are imposed upon by a substitute cut out of hogs' intestines. SOME DELICATESSEN. LAKE TAHOE— M. A. R.. Los Angeles. Cal. What is now known as Lake Tahoe was at one time called Lake Blgler. The lake Is in two States. California and Ne vada. When it was first discovered it was supposed to be- wholly In California and was named Blgler for its one time Governor. When the boundary line was drawn it was discovered that the lake was a part of the State of Nevada. The people of that State objected to the name Blgter, and after a number of confer ences between California and Nevada rep resentatives the name was changed to the Indian one, Tahoe. OUTSIDE of Paris itself, the recent terrible dis aster on. the Metropolitan Electric Railway has nowhere more powerfully affected the public mind than in New York. In that city the calamity is looked upon as a lesson of warning and there is every reason to believe it will be heeded. While it is not certain what caused the accident, enough is known to confirm the belief that electric lines operating in tunnels are always dangerous and that extra care must at all times be exercised to gua»d against fire. In the discussion now going on in New York over the equipment and operation of subway electric lines in that city it is recalled that more than a year and a half ago George Westinghouse wrote to the New York Times a letter, in which he said: "It should be borne in mind that the electric energy required to operate a heavy train is sufficient to melt a consider able bar of iron, or to start a dangerous fire if any thing goes wrong upon a car of ordinary combustible construction. The destruction of a car upon a street or upon a level is one thing, but such an occurrence upon an elevated railway or in a tunnel can have consequences the contemplation of which should lead to wise regulations governing the construction and use of electrically propelled trains, and. thereby insure to the public the rapid development of electric, trac tion. In Liverpool, during the past month, an elec tric train, while running in a short tunnel, Was set afire by the electric current and totally destroyed, with considerable loss of life." The warning contained in the letter was not much heeded, but the disaster at Paris is too appalling to be overlooked or ignored and already a searching in quiry is being made concerning the nature of the pre cautions provided by American electric lines that operate in tunnels or subways. The result of the in vestigations has not been altogether satisfactory. The Philadelphia Public Ledger in reviewing them says: "It was announced a few days ago that the Pennsyl vania Railroad would construct fireproof cars for its tunnels in New York City. The cars under construc tion for the New York City subway, it is said, are not to be absolutely fireproof; they are to be sheathed with metal only as far as the window sills on the 6*ut side. The New York, New Haven and Hartford Railroad is sheathing its passenger cars completely." The agitation of the question will, of course, com pel the various subway lines to - adopt better safe guards than they would otherwise have done, even if they do not make them thoroughly effective. To that extent then American cities will profit by the calamity of Paris and they will have to thank the press for in sisting that the warning be heeded by electric com panies. WARNING PROM PARIS. ONCE IX A LIFETIME— Subscriber. Alameda, Cal. The saying, "every one has on© chance in life," is attributed to Cardinal Imperial!. Montesquieu, a French writer (1683-1755). in "Pensees Dl verses," wrote that of which the following Is a translation: "I have heard Cardinal Imperiall say: There is no man whom fortune does not visit once in his life; but when she does not find him ready to receive her she walks in at the door and flies out of the window.* " Ex-President Cleveland has received many and seri ous setbacks in the campaign which his friends have been making to place him, for the third time, in the President's chair. The worst, most malicious attack made upon him, however, comes in the report that the Tammany Society of New York will support him. It is the very refinement of cruelty to punish our enemies with our own faults. NEWSPAPERS— B., Elmhurst, Cal. The principal papers devoted particularly to agriculture and live stock in California are: The California Cultivator. Los An geles; Pet Stock Tribune. Los Angeles: Butchers* and Stock Growers' Journal. San Francisco: San Joaquln Valley Farm er, Fresno; Rural Calif ornlan. Los An geles, and Sonoma County Farmer, Santa Rosa. TANKS— R., Oroville. Cal. In circular tanks every foot of depth five feet in diameter gives 4*i barrels of 31 gallons each; six feet in diameter. 6% barrels: seven feet in diameter, 9 barrels; eight feet In diameter, 12 barrels; nine feet In diameter. 15 barrels, and ten feet In diam eter, 18%, barrels. POSTOFFICE POSITION'S-M.. Seneca. Cal. Postofflce employes obtain their ap pointment through the civil service sys tem. Examinations are generally held In the spring and fall of the year. Due no tice of such examinations Is given to the applicants and is also announced in the dally newspapers. CORPORATION-B.. City. Lnder the laws of California a corporation must elect a board of directors from among the stockholders, and the directors must elect from among their number a presi dent, secretary and treasurer. THURSDAY AUGUST 20, 1903 JOHN D. 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OAKLAND OFFICE. 1118 Broadway- Telephone Main 1OS3 BERKELEY OFFICE. tl«S Onter Street Telephone Worth 77 C. GEORGE KROGXESS. Hanatrer Foreiiro Adver tising-, Harqnette Uniiainc Cblcaaro. <Xjocc Dietanoe Telephone "Central 2819.") WASHINGTON CORRESPONDENT: MORTON B. CHARE 14O0 G Street, H. W. KEW YORK REPRESENTATIVE: kTEPQEX B. SMITH 3O Trllinne Building- NEW YORK CORRESPONDENT: C. C CABLTOX Herald Square CHICAGO NEWS STANDS: Cbennan House; P. O. News Co.; Great Northern Hotel; TmnoDt House: Auditorium Hotel: Palmer House. NEW YORK NEWS rTANDS: Walaorf-Aaterla Hotel; A. Brentano. 81 Union Square: Ucrray Hin Hotel; Firth-a venue Hotel and Hoffman House. BRA5CH OFFICES— B27 Montgomery, corner of Clay, epwt cntil •:» <*• clock. 800 Hayes, open until 9:80 of dock. 633 lieJUllater. «P«» « ntu 8 :S0 o'clock. C13 Larkln. open until » SO o'clock. 1M1 Mission, open until 10 o'clock. 22M ttarkct. corner Sixteenth, open until 9 o'clock. 10M Va lencia, open until 8 o'clock. 106 Eleventh, open until 9 e>lock. KW. corner Twenty-second and Kentucky, open antli • r'<-locfc. ggQO FlUmore. open until 8 p. m. INDIAN TEACHERS-M.. Seneca. Cal. Teachers in Indian schools are paid vari ous salaries. A superintendent receives J1700. and then the salaries are graded down to evening teachers, who are paid 130 a month. JUDGMENT-C. R-. City. In California a Judgment may be renewed at the expi ration of five years upon a proper motion being made In court. Miss Margaret Murphy and Harry Ma hony were the principals at a wedding at Sacred Heart Church last evening. Rev. Father Lagan officiating. The bride was attended by Miss Alma McCormick and Miss Rose Garrity, bridesmaids. Joseph Mahony was best man and Messrs. O'Brien, Donegan, Cooney and Conlin ushers. Eighty guests were entertained at the home of the bride after the cere mony. Mr. and Mrs. Mahony will keep house at Fell and Scott streets upon their return from a wedding trip to Southern California. The bride is a daughter of D. B. Murphy and the groom a son of Jere miah Mahony, well known in this city. Mrs. J. W. Phillips of 2004 Gough street will return home to-day from a two months' stay at Tahoe and other moun tain resorts. Mr. and Mrs. Frederick J. Home (nee McClung) were tendered a breakfast on the U. S. S. Alert by Commander and Mrs. W. W. Klmball a few days ago. The young couple are being entertained Quite informally by their many friends. Mrs. Parker Whitney (nee Parrott) has been ill for the past few days at a hos pital in this city. Her mother is In at tendance upon her. General and Mrs. MacArthur expect to make a trip to Southern California at the end of the present month. Mrs. McNear and Miss Susie McNear are at Deer Park Inn. Miss Reina Maiilard, who has been 111 in Philadelphia, is on her way to the coast with her father and aunt, Miss Maiilard. The Maillards will proceed at once, to their country home in Marln County. William Tevis has returned from Tahoe. Miss Pearl Landers and Mrs. Landers have returned from Del Monte. Miss Kohl of Burlingame is the guest of Miss Maye Colburn for a few days. One of last .season's most popular deb utantes, Miss Florence Bailey, left yester day for the East, where she will spend two or three months with friends and rel atives. A few days ago Miss Bailey was tendered a farewell tea by Mrs. Edwards at Belvedere. The affair was quite infor mal, only a dozen of Miss Bailey's friends being invited. Society will wend its way to San Mateo on Saturday, when Mrs. William L. Spen cer, formerly Alice Hasten, will give a christening and tea, .The hostess will intro duce her new baby to her. friends, who are . eager to make the littlo stranger's acquaintance, and after the christening Mrs. Spencer will entertain her friends at tea informally during the remainder of the afternoon. The artistic home of Mrs. Yuill, Mrs. Spencer's sister, will be the scene of the happy event. The directors of the San Francisco Sym phony Society have been compelled to change the date of the next concert to Tuesday. August 25, at the Grand Opera house. Thi3 was owing to some unfore seen circumstances that were unavoid able. The sale of seats for the Tuesday concert will take place to-morrow morn- Ing at Sherman, Clay & Co/s at 9 o'clock. Dr. ' Alexander J. Mclvor-Tyndall's Sunday evenings have become a* fa vorite place of amusement among those who like to unite Instruction with their pastime. The subject for the psychologi cal lecture on Sunday next wllL be "What is Thought?" • - Hodges and Launchmere, the clever colored couple, the Campbell brothers, club Jugglers, and other clever specialty people are pleasing large audiences at the Cnutes. To-night, after the regular per formace, the amateurs will appear. Not since ,the first "Weber & Field's burlesque was put on at Fischer's Thea ter have there been so many people turned away from the house as the past week with the double bill of "Quo Vass Iss" and "The Big Little Princess." Both plays have taken Immensely. The phenomenal run of "The Highway man" at the Tivoll with Camllle D'Arville in the leading soprano part will un doubtedly be continued during the com ing week in response to hundreds of re quests, both from city people and from out of town folks who intend to visit here during the G. A. R. celebration. "The Dairy Farm" is Jamming the Alcazar with the biggest and most enthusiastic audiences of recent years. The demand for seats is so gTeat that it has been necessary to ar range an extra matinee next Sunday af ternoon in addition to the regular mati nees this afternoon and Saturday. "In Harvard" Is still the bill at the Grand Opera-house. It has more than n-ade good so far and is considered th<? best production In the musical comedy line ever put on at the Grand. Heeley and Meely, "the most peculiar couple before the public"; Rosle Rendel, the graceful and versatile English trans formation dancer; John LeClair, the re flned comedy Juggler, and Seeley and West, comedians .and Instrumentalists, the newcomers at the Orpheum. have all made hits. ¦ ;-.',_¦¦ • • ;..y • ¦ Henry Miller and Margaret Anglin, sup ported by a superb company, are attract ing a deal of attention at the Columbia Theater In their latest success, "The Devil's Disciple." Owing to the enormous success of "Shenandoah" at the California this week an extra farewell performance of the stirring war play will be given on Sunday night! Packed houses are the rule at the Cen tral Theater this week and hundreds. of visiting veterans nightly take part in the enthusiasm created by the thrillingscenes of the war drama, "Cumberland '61." YOSEMITE VALLEY— A. B. C. Bishop. Cal. Yosemite Valley was set apart a 9 a National Park In 1S64. DESPITE the gameness shown by Sir Thomas Lipton in his struggles for the America's cup, and the general keenness of men in all sorts of contests between well matched competitors, there is unquestionably much less popular interest in the races this year than in former years. The decline in excitement may be due somewhat to Lipton's good nature,' for when the challenger takes the issue blandly the defenders are very apt to be equally good-natured about it. When Dunraven came over with his fight ing blood at fever heat we were all about as eager as himself, but this year it is not at all uncommon to hear even yachting men say they would not be sorry if the cup were taken by the challenger for once, be cause it would give more interest to the sport here after. There are, however, other factors in the problem that have contributed to the decline in popular interest in the matches. One of these is the growing convic tion that after all it is not so much an international contest as a mere racing event between the New York Yacht Club and a British club. When the Boston yachtsmen were excluded from the competition for the cup two years ago it was everywhere recognized that America as a nation was out of it, and that the cup in its present hands is not open for general com petition. The impression created by the exclusion of the Boston yacht was distinctly adverse to the New York club, and at the time there were a good many persons who expressed a wish that Lipton would win in order that the cup might once more be placed as a trophy to be competed for not by two yachts only, but by as many as chose to enter the contest. Another cause of declining interest is the abandon ment on each side of a distinctive national type of yacht. The present competitors are neither of them distinctively British nor American. Even in the case of the crews and the captains, there is no longer a strictly national distinction. Each side has sought the best it could get in the way of hull, masts, sails, crews and skippers. That, of course, is all right in a contest between rival clubs, but it diminishes the national issue and correspondingly lessens popular interest. Concerning the comparative points of similarity be tween the rival yachts, experts differ. Some assert they are strictly of the same type, while others, conceding that they do not present rival national types, maintain that they do present distinct types of yachts common to both nations. On the one side the New York Sun says: "The two models are now as much alike as any two peas that ever were shelled. Both are fairly deep and fairly, wide. Both have a minimum of underbody and a maximum of overhang. Both carry an abundance of outside ballast. Both have enormous sail plans, with high lower masts and tall topmasts. Both have club topsails, whose yards stand straight up alongside the topmasts and act as prolongations of those spars. Both are built as light and easy of hull as engineering skill can make them in view of the tremendous strains to be withstood. Both have standing bowsprits and set their jibs on jibstays. Each has a mainsail with the foot laced to the boom. Neither one carries a sprit topsail to be hoisted from the deck. Both steer with a wheel." On the other side the Boston Herald says: "Even to the ordinary observer we think there would be quite a marked difference between the appearance of the Reliance and the Shamrock III were both ex posed at the same time in drydock. True, both are keel craft of the fin variety, with an immense amount of lead on the outside to give them the necessary stability to carry their enormous sail spread, but the lines of the hulls are far from being similar, and this is particularly true in the forward sections of the two sloops. The race is not to be a test between an American shoal center-board sloop and a deep Eng lish keel craft, but it will, nevertheless, be a test of types, and types which any yachtsman will recognize as being quite widely different in many essentials." Where experts on the spot differ it is not for judges on this side of the continent to decide. There is a further cause of complaint. It is said that in perfect ing the racing machine the builders have departed from what is called the true j r achf type, and that the construction of these machines does not in any way advance the art of yacht building, nor suggest any im provement that would be of advantage to a man de siring a pleasure craft. Such complaints have been both frequent and loud ever since the Shamrock III reached American waters, and it is not improbable that there will never be another challenger of this kind, as the holder of the cup may, in deference to what seems to be the prevailing opinion of yachts men, so fix the terms of future competitions that racing machines will be barred and none but genuine yachts permitted to compete. Be that as it may, the Shamrock III represents the best that British money can obtain in the way of a racing machine constructed in a British shipyard and the Reliance represents the best that has yet been produced in America. That in 'itself will be sufficient to arouse the sporting spirit of our people* and while there has been a great deal of indifference so far, the actual Tacing will unquestionably have the effect of awakening interest. It matters not whether they be : true yachts or not, or truly national or not; now that the day has come to match them, and one flies the American flag, while the other displays the Union Jack, there will surely be big crowds in every city in the United States and Great Britain waiting for the bulletins, ready to cheer the victor. THE YACHT RACES FRIENDS WILL PAY HOMAGE TO SPENCER HEIR THEATERGOERS ARE CROWDING PLAYHOUSES them. The first step having been taken in the direc tion of a good prison system, it is reasonable to ex pect that other steps will follow in due season. A* feature of note in the agitation which led the Legislature to act so promptly is the work done by a country editor, a woman at that, Mrs. Myrick of Americus, v/ho. not only demanded reform through her paper, but went to the State Capitol and de manded it of the Legislature when she found she could not get it from the Prison Commissioners. It appears that when she went to the prison officials about the matter she met with scant welcome and was told with brutal frankness that the clamor against the whipping of women was silly. She is quoted as say ing: "Warden Moore told me that Mamie de Cris was not the first white woman to be lashed at the State farm; that other women had received much worse punishment and that the woman did not get half what she deserved. 'Jake' Moore said that other white women had been whipped and the people did not raise such a howl, and he was unable to under stand why so much noise had been made about this affair, when Allagood and Dr. Adams were doing only their duty." The Commissioners were a little more courteous and less frank than their subordinates, but even they would promise nothing. Mrs. Myrick says they de clared they would not let the newspapers "bulldoze them into condemning the whipping." Well, the whipping has been condemned by the Legislature. The women and the newspapers have won their fight, and among other good results it is probable the Prison Commissioners and wardens will be a little more respectful when a country editor calls upon them. At least they will if the editor happens to have the vim and vigor of Mrs. Myrick. SOME ANSWERS TO QUERIES BY CALL READERS "* _ _.,»_ THE SAN FRANCISCO CALL, THURSDAY, AUGUST 20, 1903. A dissatisfied husband and wife from Missouri have matie San Francisco the scene of their prospective Ftrujrglc for divorce, the wife asking for the decree. This is evidently one of those cases when the gentle man had to show her and couldn't Or perhaps his career on the sea of matrimony was altogether too spectacular for the lady. . OUT of the suffering of the unfortunate woman who was whipped on a convict farm a few days ago, or rather out of the intense indig nation aroused by the report of it, Georgia is to get something in the way of prison reform that will be beneficial to her convicts and creditable to herself. It happens that the Legislature is in session, and in response to the cry of the women of the State it has promptly enacted a law forbidding the use of the lash upon any woman convict, whether white or black, and furthermore has passed a convict bill which will go far toward mitigating the evils of the convict lease system by requiring that all convicts sentenced to five years or more shall be set to work on public roads instead of being leased out to private parties. The reform measures fall far short of what they should be and Georgia will have to go far before she reaches the American level in the matter of treating prisoners, but it is nevertheless gratifying to note that the Legislature has done something to protect con victs against the greed of those who lease them and the barbarity of those .who are put in authority over GEORGIA AND HER CONVICTS. It is consoling that while every endeavor is being made by the people of the city to welcome the heroes of forty years ago as they deserve and to show them what manner of men we are in our products, the police are herding that other product of our civiliza tion, the pickpocket, and in his unwelcome variety are locking him behind bars to keep others out of his harm's way. Thousands. of Croatian peasants are reported to be in revolt and have expressed their rebellion by an insult to the, Hungarian flag. This is the necessary prelude to what will probably be a material reduction in the population of Croatia. Perhaps the relation of supply and demand in Croatian peasants has been dis turbed and can be restored only by cannon shot. President Castro, free from rebellion, immune from the assaults of foreign victims, national and indi vidual, is now amusing himself by imprisoning mer chants upon pretexts so absurd as to appear only to ridicule. He is probably trying to illustrate the char acter of the. Governments which the United States is pleased to tolerate as republics. Charles M. Schwab, late of steel trust fame, has denied emphatically that he is interested in the or ganization of a proposed gigantic combination of tailors. For all of which we should give thanks. With nine such tailors as Mr. Schwab would be the proverbial man in their making would be a grotesque wonder. 8 f~y AN you make word pictures? Ever tried? Without a doubt, for f i' this is an age when everybody thinks he can write. Some very V/p quickly discover their error. Others never do. Result— over- \^ crowded book Shelves with "literature" which nobody ever reads. Why? Because not one writer in a hundred knows a good story when he sees it. It takes something more than a grammar, a speller and a dic- tionary to make "word pictures." It is the ability to compress a human comedy into a "thumbnail sketch" or put a tragedy into a nutshell that makes "literary genius." Better than all else, it's the only quality that sells books. Just take a peep at this little extract from a book that the whole country is talking about and you'll realize, perhaps for the first time, what a tremendous lot can be said in 250 words: "At 3 o'clock the elevator made another trip to the top floor and Zllis rushed over to the unfriendly doorbell. This time there was stub- aorn determination in his face. The singing ceased and a roar of laughter followed the hush of a moment or two. " 'Come in!' called a hearty voice, and Ellis strode firmly into the studio. "'You are just in time for a 'nightcap,' Ellis,' cried Harrison, rush- ing to the footman's side. Ellis, stolidly facing the young man, lifted his hand. .' " "*#' " 'No* thank you, sir,' he said respectfully. 'Mr. Montgomery, if you'll excuse me for breaking in, I'd like to give you three messages I've brought here to-night.' "You're a faithful old chap," said Subway Smith, thickly. 'Hanged if I'd do A. D. T. work till 3 a. m. for anybody.' . >~" " 'I came at 10, Mr. Montgomery, with a message from Mr. Brew- ster, wishing you many happy returns of the day and with a check from him for $1000. Here's the check, sir. I'll give my messages in the or- der I received them, sir, if you please. At 12:30 o'clock I came with a message from Dr. Gower. sir, who had been called in ' " 'Called in?' gasped Montgomery, turning white. " 'Yes, sir, Mr. Brewster had a sudden heart attack at half-past eleven, sir. The doctor sent word by me, sir, that he was at the point of death. My last message ' "'Good Lord!" . '^. , " 'This -time I bring a message from Rawles. the butler, asking you to come to Mr. Brewster's house at once— if you can, sir— I mean if you will, sir,' Ellis interjected, apologetically. Then with his gaze directed steadily over the heads of the subdued 'Little Sons of the Rich' he added, impressively: '/ ,/- " 'Mr.. Brewster is dead, sir.'" .^v: Can you imagine anything more graphic? The suspense is so keen that it hurts. And yet that is only the closing incident of the first chap- ter of "Brewster's Millions." which begins in the next Sunday Call. In point of fact, "Brewster's Millions" is absolutely unlike anything that has ever beerr written before, for In it a perfectly adorable youne fellow ,ias to spend a million a year, get his money's worth and yet have abso- lutely nothing to show for it at the end of that time inorder that he may inherit six million more.- Sounds fascinating, doesn't it? Well, it is more than that. But the popular craze for literature of the bright, snappy, uo-to-date sort goes even further than this. Never before was there such a tre- mendous demand for short stories of the best sort. And what better reading could you get? A eood short story is a complete novel in con- densed form, and it is iust such excellent reading as this that is pro- vided in the Sunday Call's new "Half Hour Storiettes, of which, next Sunday, you will Ret two full pa^es. Here are so*"*, ,«£ th^ titles: "Mysterious Leofric." "In the Flash of Striped Death. The Secret of the Jamaica Sink Hole." "The Beautiful Miss Marnam Fables for the Foolish." "Shorty Mahan's Passing." "Love's Golden Tether.' "While the Train Waited." "What Tiny Peter Did.' etc Best of all there is a new short story by A. Cnnan Doyle. The. Sshadow Be- fore"; "Millions in His Dreams." by Mark Twain: Me-ows of a Kitty, by Kate Thyson Marr: "The Oracle of Mulberry Center, by S. E. Riser, etc.. etc. „ , u And, besides all this there is the regular Sunday Magazine section, giving you the Tery latest in everythintr that is coins: on in the world to-day. The Sunday Call can't b* beat. Can You MaKe "Thumb Nail Sketches? 11