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26 LOUIS JAMES IS A JOLLY JOCKER James Crawford LOUIS JAMES can't help being a comedian. He was born that way. and two score years of strutting as some of Shakes peare's most stern faced and stiff backed characters have not affected his inherent sense of humor. In the profession it is alleged that the more serious the part he plays the more likely is he to be either planning or perpetrating a practical joke. "Humph, said a veteran actor of my acquaintance, when I told him that Mr James was extremely funny as Falstaff. "that's quite natural. .What proves him an artist is the convincing manner in which he can look and act -rcriously." . \ ". '\u25a0'\u25a0 And so say all the knights of the sock and buskin who have been asso ciated with him. There are enough anecdotes of his alleged droll sayings and doings to make a heavy volume of light reading. To most of the rJlegations he pleaded guilty as we conversed one recent afternoon in his apartments at the Savoy,, the other persons present being his wife, Aphie, and his manager, Wallace Munro; j hoth of whom seemed to be infected by his begone-dull-care spirit. "But surely." I said, after he had denied the authorship of several jokes that are generally credited to him, "you passed the oyster to Fred Vvarde while he was playing Antony 10 j-our Brutus in 'Julius Ceasar?'" He Denies the Oyster Yarn "I was waiting for that," he replied, "because the oyster story is the most widely circulated of the funpy ones concerning me. No, sir; E. L. Daven port was the man who transferred the oyster — which wasn't an oj-ster at all. bufa huge quid of tobacco pretty thorough]}' masticated. "The senators had done Ceasar to death and were standing in a semi circle, with Brutus at either the tambo «-r the bone end — whichever is marked 'L* in the stage directions for a minstrel first part. Enter Antony, •-arrowing o'er the assassination of his friend. To test the feeling of the senators toward himself he addresses them collectively and then extends to each of them his hand, beginning v.ith Brutus. "Twas then Brutus de posited in Antony's hand the quid. Antony tried to place it in the hand <>i the next senator he interviewed, but not until he reached the noble Demetrius, standing 'R,' did he get rid/ of it. and then only because the r.ctor who played Demetrius was not in the plot. Ail the others merely i ouched Antony's linger tips. 'Take it. my boy, and may God bless you.' •vhispered the grateful Antony, as he flapped the pulpy mass into the palm of Demetrius. I wasn't in the cast at all, and I never passed an oyster to Wardc" "But you did something just as i'.!can while you were playing Brutus here in San Francisco," his better half merrily prompted. "If I did it has escaped my recol lection," he averred. Pranks at the Old Baldwin She jogged his memory until it yielded the story. He was a member of the great company that opened the Baldwin theater 30 years ago, with Barry Sullivan, the English tragedian, as stock star. The late Ed Buckley was also of the corps, ,and in the \u25a0Julius Ceasar' production James played Brutus and Buckley had the title role. When the swords of the -cnators did their work and Ceasar fell. Brutus adroitly dropped a pinch of red pepper on the portion of the toga that was drajvn across the face of the prostrate man, and a few min utes later, while Antony was deliv ering his denuencia^pry speech, the supposed corpse violently sneezed and spoiled the scene. Buckley knew it was pepper that tickled his nostrils, and probably knew the maa who had dropped it, but he pleaded a head cold to appease the wrath of the mighty SulHran. "Sullivan was a magnificent actor, but he didn't like me," said James, musingly, "and I ascribe his distaste only to the fact that I could not bring myself to the point of paying the homage he apparently had been ac : customed to receiving in England. | One day I addressed him as 'Sullivan ' and he ceased speaking to me for a* week." t'Maybc he suspected you were identified with that footbath . incident you have told me about," the better half coached. "Perhaps he did," was the chuckled response. Actor Sullivan's Footbath Mr. SulMvan. it seemed, acted so strenuously in "Richard III" that his valet had a hot footbath ready for his refreshment ere he donned his street .attire. The water, contained in a big ' kettle, was heated over a gas jet in ; the property room and usually arrived j at boiling point just as the final cur \u25a0 tain fell, when the valet grabbed the ; kettle and ran with it to the star's ; dressing room, where the water was ; deposited in a large basin. The arrangement worked charm : ingly until one night James and Buck • lej' decided to surprise the greatest tragedian of his day. After the valet ; placed the kettle upon the jet Buck \u25a0 ley called him away and James turned ( 'off the gas and dropped a chunk of ice into the kettle. Buckley detained the valet by telling him funny stories • until the curtain, was about to descend, .when James relighted the gas and concealed himself. Away rushed,; the valet with the kettlef ul of ice water and sloshed it into the basin. A mo ment later his master plumped his nude feet into the chilling bath — and • screeched as he instantly vvithdrew them. The valet lost his job. but James and Buckley got a better one for him. . . "There was only one man who im pressed me as being more serious than Pullivan," the reformed tragedian •ent on, "and he was Augustin Daly." Troubles of Augustus Daly "I was in his company four years, and during three of them he never spoke to me nor I to him. The com pany blamed me; for' provoking- the long list of restrictive rules < that he rigidly enforced, and I'll confess that some of them were inspired by . my actions. When he caught me drop ping an amusing remark to a lady who was just about to respond to her cue to enter, and thus causing her to go on smilingly instead of sorrow fully as per book, he added a rule which imposed a fine of $10 on any one who indulged in sotto voce utterances either in the wings or on the stage. Every time I did anything not en tirely in accord with his policy a new rule prohibiting that very thing was tacked to the list." Mrs. James Neill, who as Edythe Chapman was leading woman for Warde and James several consecu tive seasons, has several good stories to tell of how the two tragedians made Shakespeare endurable for its interpreters on the dreary one night stands, and James vouched for the accuracy of those she. recounted to me and I repeated to him. They were playing "Othello" one night, with James as the dusky Moor and Miss Chapman as the fair Desde mona, and after he had pretended to I smother her with a pillow and then bent over her in impassioned repent ance he wiped moist burnt cork from his face with one of his fingers and transferred it to her upper lip and chin until she looked as if she had a fiercely curled mustache and a meek goatee. Not until she was in her | dressing room and before the mirror did she understand why. she had been restrained from responding to the thunderous clamor that rewarded the acting of the scene. Unlooked-for Art Display That season was closed at Norris town. Perm., and "Julius Ceasar" was the final play. In his dressing room James was confronted by a litho graph of a scantily attired burlesque queen lacked to the wall, where it evidently had been left by the. fair original herself . the previous night. He scissored the picture until it fitted nicely into the concave^ side of his Roman shield, and then . went forth for the battle scene. Warde, as An tony, was hot pressing him backward down stage when suddenly he straight ened out his guard arm and exposed the dazzling work of art to his op ponent's gaze. Antony gasped, but whether in astonishment or admira tion his adversary knoweth hot, and the action pf the- scene was delayed until the shield was again covering the breast of Brutus. But that did' not end the persiflage. Antony, standing^over the prostrate Brutus, should haVe said in sorrow, "This was the noblest Roman of them all!" but he deliberately substi tuted "might have been" for "was," whereupon the presumed corpse looked up at him and hissed in falset to, "Covv-ard, how dare you?" Cur taih. One of the allegations. which neither Mr.\ or Mrs. James nor Mr. Munro would either confirm or deny waß one which credits a once famous, actress with having literally bitten tie biter. She was Juliet to James' Romeo, and in the potion scene, when he stooped to kiss the poison from her lips, she repaid him for several practical jokes at her expense by fastening her teeth in his nose with sufficient firmness to pin him down until^ he was 'greatly embarrassed and the audience much surprised. Then she released him. Fun in Staid Philadelphia While he was the leading man of Mrs. John Drew's company at the Arch Street theater, Philadelphia, James perpetrated many of the pranks which are raked up when there is a foregathering of "old legits" and the "palmy days" of the Shakespearean drama in -this country, are discussed and their departure deplored. By the by, -James speaks reverently of Mrs. Drew as his early mentor. :-: A favorite btftt of his r jokes v' was the stage door keeper,, an: old Eng lishman who was given to that he had. been a close 'crony of the . great duke of Wellington 5 , during the 'peninsular campaign, and even at atcrluo. "The noight'-befawr : 'e hupset Na poleon for ; hever," the aged ;:prevari-. cator used to : inform the -'actors; "th* dook an' me were aplayin' chess 'in is tent, w'en ii •; horderly : c hofficer rushes in wuth.th'" tidings that th' bloomin' Corsican was a comih'/wuth a tremen jous harmy. 'Let 'im : conic,' ~ez 'is graicc. co6l.asy.er pleaies:. 'T:n' too much .-'hintercVicd •in 'this > 'ere THE ; SAN '}\u25a0 pS^GIBGO^OMiLid 1 JStJCTA^IOQTOBM^^is^ gaime t' bother wuth 'im-nowV -'An' 'c plaiys hon an' hon till 'c 'as Ime checkmaited; an' then 'c gaws hout an' wins Waterloo." One night James; simulated intoxica tion as he passed by the old man;and a few minutes later he was summoned from his dressing room to the stage, where Mrs. Drew.'s I maid • awaited; him with a cup of steaming tea in her hand. "My mistress'sent you this," said the girl, "and hopes you will drink it) at once, as it settles both the stomach and the brain." Teacup in hand, James stood dumfouhded : until the v iron duke's friend tapped his shoulder and whispered, "Drink th' tea, sir,; afore yer goes hoh V hact. Th' dookallus 'ad a cup o' 'ot tea w'en 'c 'ad taken a drop^too much o'isuthin' stronger an' 'ad t' go inter battle!" , When Mrs. Drew Was Scared In one of the plays at the Arch Street theater it, was the leading man's business to rescue', the" fainting,;hero ine (Mrs. Drew) ; from a lofty and perilous position by carrying her down an 18 foot ladder to' the stage; He had applied to her for an increase of salary, arid • she' had v been/ tardy in responding.' to ; the ; application; so one : night;, ' when \he . had v conveyed; ; ; her j about half ; - ( way/ down: the ; ladder,: he stopped^an'dvwhispered^i^n^cingly,; "Do I . get *it ?", "Get "what— descend— descend," • s*he ;. whispered back. "If my salary - does Z notarise, you -drop,", he hissed ; '\u25a0:. "does , it go up ?" : l"Yes; ycs;sanything! ; you; please,"; she' mut tered.: v'TKen ; if i it . goes" up \u25a0 vve'll \u25a0 re bume going i down,'' • he] said. ' • "- . \u25a0 One of ', the bbit:g t : scenes - in ;: "Across the* Continent",; was -that j inVwhich] the s tar,/ Oliver^Ddudkßyron^T "and:;, -the heavy man, Louis; James;. engaged liri a. fight r b"n l a". railway,; track. ' : TirTheylbat--' tied, -twith;.; knives V until- Ahe T {yiHain's weapon Iwas^broken; ; and; the ; \u25a0 hero i magnanimously."; cast * awayjhis bbwie arid :pontinued^;the)sconibat\3vithj; his hands", ohly>; That ;was' James'; cHance for a:joke;«^liistead;off.pretending : to strike^ and .placed ?;• his hands uridef.ißyrori'sfarrnSiandUickled hirii, and* Byron, :':wlio' of "course^ was scheduled \u25a0'.. to V-,win" the.;; 'encouritef," could do \u25a0 nothing ; ; but ; writhe' 4*4 *; and s wear xrv- l{ushe"d| tone'*'.j "S top I tickliri g me," he'whispered,' \u25a0 "or ;; you'll]; spoil .the;sceri^.'V^But|^HeHickling'wasi;not stoppeci; until vjaltnes^had; his"; fill \of fuharid^tlie; sceneiwasjalriibst spoiled^ Thch:he" ; all6wed;him|elf;tc^bcUlinSvvri across; the "\u25a0:track^*iid;=_Byfoln"eyeVied lup thc-lijoVfc: ;l)yi;;sittin^J*u'iKin'r : him; seizing /his^cars'and'/iMKiUerisig^ his \u25a0V'V- - :' T ' '", * " , head upon one of the wooden" rails until he begged for quarter. Mean Trap for Chamber Maids : It "was Mrs. James' suggestion that I see Mr. Munro's "chamber maids' de light," : which turned ; out to be a con trivance that Mr. Muhro kept: in his apartment for, thereproof of inquisi tive \u25a0' : \ "You know," he explained, display ing a; small plush covered; box. "that hotel .chamber maids can't resist the temptation of inspecting the contents of -any jewel : repository that comes in their way. It is : to cure them^of • the habit" that I leave this little "device on my dressing* table. , While \t has all the ; external indications of ' con taining a : : bracelet, you" have only to press, they spring to discover that it is loaded with something "else." He pressed the* spring and the lid flew up with a sharp^report. in ternal mechanism consisted of a'spring gun ; arrangement, ' which . , exploded .a. ! toy pistol cap when the button '. was : pushed. '"Our trail • across \u25a0 the . continent," said Mrs. James, • "can be followed by finding; hotels ; in which the chamber maids-jdo not pry" into the guests' Jewel i cases." / J - \u25a0:;,"-' .' ,-.;\u25a0 v.^^ /£ "To say. nothing," her husband de clared, ''of. the, sanitariums* in which chamber \u25a0 maids are -being ; treated for shattered nerves." r . V- v • :. * '."I'd; hate to tell you," quoth; Mr. Munro,': "of the number of chamber maids who have swooned in my apart ment.",^/ 1 ' \u25a0 • Plga:Netnersolem,"Sapho f * '- For the first week of her 'engagement a.t% the j Van" Ness ' theater, commencing tomorrow; evening, Miss Nethersale ;has chosen V'Sapho." ~play= wwilyl y also be f : presented > at]\' the* matinees .on Wednesday/: and' Saturday ! and • on i Sun day ; evening. .October,' 13* "'lt • isv the original Clyde p Fitch \'K versl on, made f jpm _£\u25a0 Daudet's ; famous fclasslc, v and? is entirely ? different.f rom various Mmita tions I that V have; been ; offered the ' public under.the title ; of //Sapho." \u25a0 Miss Neth ersole has achieved world wide fame (in her,', characterization ;_ of Fanny" "la GrandcV \u25a0' . ': \u25a0- :' ' \"- .' The" first -act of "Sapho'V as it- will be Y presented in the Van ; Ness theater is one of .the most 'gdrgeous scenic' pro ductions -_ever/ presented Ton V any i stage. The^ scene shows a \ fancy-dress : ball , in the';studlo; of: a 'artist, where Fanny la Grande, : model \ f or: a ; famous statue v of U Sapho. vis i the .center of \u25a0-: a throng, of gay , revelers." Here : she ; meets a i young; man; fresh from; the 'country Jean \ Gaussin; : who"- loves J her.'; The' rest of r the play^howing^lWiw) fchis 1 infatua tion'; almost ruins ;tse|careers ; and i lives of -both of : them is^a'powerfur dramatic story/: r,...\-\ ;-:,(\i&:*£^.:~r \u25a0 •,--\u25a0.;'\u25a0.\u25a0.\u25a0•;-: .^.Miss J repertoire for; the second week^ of :h«rt engagement r will ' be as '\u25a0% follows : f- On*^ Mbnday;' and Friday evenings KCThe^ Awakening*'; on Tues day evening J and VVVednesday. matinee "Carmen" ; r , Wednesday £ evening "The Labyrinth"; '.Thursday, .evening^ ."Ad-^ rlenne Saturdays matinee* "Camllle'.' ; Saturday \u0084"The Sec ond • Mrs. Tanqueray." : \u25a0\u25a0. \u25a0' ':' " \u25a0 '\u25a0' *~: ; \u25a0•"•*•'': : ."• ' '- '\u25a0'': ' Louis^ames. as TSvo Drdmios : : ; Louis James '.will '[ devote the second week j of : : his - engagement ? at J the i Nov elty theater. v with the exception oof night i and * Saturday 'I mati nee, to his production of Shakespeare's comedy.y.'TheiComedyiofiErrors.VJ.The first r) performance • will f. ; be - given * this evenlng^^/; \-; .;:,-\u25a0; -.'s.'^'.'. .'•. :, : ' \u25a0\u25a0' r : .'\u25a0/. Wednesday , night and Saturday* mati nee?wlir f b« 'devoted i to '.'"Thel Merchant of |y enlce" c ! and \u25a0 theater, goers ; will 'once more^ have^i an f opportunity tof \u25a0 enjoy ing; the i really* great) dramatio \ work : of this .distinguished - actor . in : ; the ' role 'of Shy lock. ; "Aphie James willbeseenas Portia 1 and Frederick Paul ding as Bas sanio.i • l >;• -.'-'._\u25a0' \u25a0\u25a0..'\u25a0\u25a0\u25a0;-<:"\u25a0.:. .;> j ."The o Comedy- -of ii Errors" .should prove "t especially attractive. . - as ;'"; Mr.' James I has ; decided tto ?"essay,V for the nrstitimel in^ the t history |of |theXdrama; theltwo* Dromios,! a f dual I impersonation that^brings; intoj playj all |the\ versatil ;ityJthatlisfatUhe|dliposal; ofUhe ? player; ii f jorgtn3 th^f d?d ?M n«n «* tl?"?lrOft l?"?lrOf *these>,two resemblance' to; each ii other,- yet the! line of - demarcation . must' be so delicately drawn* .that.: .while the* auditor .is cognizant of v^the duality, the charac ters in ; contact with the two Dromios must necessarily be kept , in ". Ignorance of the same. Mr. James is said so thoroughly to differentiate between the two men that the spectator, many, times feels T assured . that the < two • parts are played by i two men who resemble each other with wonderful. fidelity. . Costume Play at the Alcazar "At the new,- Alcazar,- theater tomorrow evening Messrs." Belasco and Mayer will put": on i TWhen " • Knighthood * "Was in Flower/Lone' of the successes of the old O'Farrell ; street ; house. ,It is a 'drama tization , ; ; of 3 Charles t Major's novel . of the same name, and is as pretty a cos tume play as was ever written. .' Miss * Thais ; Lawton ".will hava . an : ex cellent fopportunity^Jln the role of Mary. Tudor. .-There are* a number of emo tional . scenes , In which ; she participates that call,,. for; great histrbnic ability. Bertram *Lytell . will I play - the " role of Charles f Brandon, ", the cavalier who- Is eventually/, raised to a dukedom".. and becomes a brother in law of England's kinr.V;/ Howard :. C. Kickman.V i the7 : neW heavy^man,:. will: have ' a better Tbk&nc* to s prove] his ability in'the role?of TtSaa^ koden than he did in the role of Charier Stuart Min', ''GenesseeVof the .Hills."lln wh ich . he made his initial ; appearance last week." - ; A: .-• Burt * "Wesner, : Johnny Maher, Ernest Glendennins, Adele Bel-" ?rarde, Daisy Lovering. Louise Brownell and ; all ;the - other " favorites - off the. 1 ; new Alcazar, .--y stock*; company '':.-_ will findj ac ceptable^ parts iin \u25a0 the big - production.*// " "When ? Knighthood? Was- in ; Flower" will run the entire week, and is to be followed by an elaborate revival of "The Pit," which made such a decided impression at the new house last spring 1 - • • • Frolic and Music at American The fall and winter season of the American theater will be opened thi* afternoon, when "Little Johnny Jones." one of the beat musical plays ever con- ! tributed to the amusement world by i that clever playwright. George M. j Cohan, start* in on a week's engage ment.' "Johnny Jones" has a well defined ; plot and a couple of love stories that' run throughout the thre* acts, in which j it has been " written. There are also \ 22 special song numbers, every one of; which has proved popular. As to j scenery and costumes "Johnny Jones" ; has a reputation for as elaborate and i effective an investiture as any company i > on tour. A scene which is particulariy^f interesting to San Franciscans Is the , v old Chinatown district of this city, and "The March of the Frisco Chinks."! given by the entire male and female chorus, is most effective. The company Includes Helen Dexter. Willie L. B. Mordaunt and many others. Seventy-five people are in the cast, including a beauty chorus of 40 girls. • • • European Hits at Orpheum "Advanced vaudeville" 13 a partlcu- ! larly appropriate heading for this j week's Orpheum bill, for it contains some of the 'latest successes in Euro-; pean and American vaudeville. Mason and Bart, who will make their , first appearance here, present a comedy | gymnastic .act that is original and funny. One moment their capers pro voke peals of laughter and the next i the audience has its breath fairly taken away by some daring feat on the hori zontal bars. Les Aubin-Leonel, recent Orpheum circuit importations from France, are eccentric duettists and dancers, and their performance has the reputation of being novel and fascinat- ] ing. The other new people will be the Four Arconis. German acrobats, and Murphy and Francis, one of the best colored teams in vaudeville. It will be the last week of the Eight Vassar Girls. Lucy and Lucler, Madame Bartholdi's cockatoos and of Minnie Sellgman and William Bramw«ll in "A Dakota "Widfflv." \ Tempting Fare at Princess Heading the 'coming week's attrac tions at the Princess theater are Mr. and Mrs. Edward Esmonde in their one act play, "A Soldier of Propville." It is the story of a slightly demented old S"-Hler. who cannot remember his early life nor ev>n Ms nar.ie. being con ! tent with that- cf "OKI Jim." He 1* th^. assistant proprietor of the Prop } vllle hotel an.l the ttre i-partment of the. village. The character work of Mr. Esmoru!? Is said to be excellent ami th^ playlet s'.:ow3 as nlc« a bit of act injr as any one tould desire. i Among the other features are an en tirely new iind beautifully staged and costumed musical absurdity, to be of fered- by Sam Sidman and his company of musical artists: Marconi, the elec trical wizard, who is said to have an net that is as mystifying as it is sen sational; Leonard and Thornton, pre-. sentlng a comedy sketch entitled "The Girl and the Mi'lset;'* Mr. and Mrs., Ferrall, high class musical artists;. \u25a0Wolf brothers, trapeze performers, and new motion pictures. ; New Thriller at Central I f "The Amateur Detective, or the Best I Man \Vin?."...to b<» played at the Cen tral thi* week, with the first perform ance tomorrow night, is the story of: a' million dollar legacy. There are some; exciting 1 scenes in this melodrama and the last act shows a grand masquerade [ball whore many beautiful costumes will be displayed. Dan Kelly. Kernan Cripps, True Boardman. Gus Mortimer, j Benedict McQuarrie. T. X. Heffron. ; Charles Baxter. Evelyn Selbie. Sadie J Alnsley. Elsie Sinclalro ana Julietta: Chandler all have prominent parts, and 1 quite a number of new faces will b«J added for the lesser roles. Oakland's Best Offerings This week the iiberty playhouse.! Oakland, will revive -Its biggest suc cess. "The Pit," the play made by Chan- ', nlng Pollock from Frank Norris* cele->\ brated novel of the same name. The! novel was Interesting reading, but th« . play .has turned out to be one of the! greatest American plays ever produced.) It is all so very human.* The story is a dramatic picture of the day — a mirror' held up to life under certain condi- f tions in Chicago. The people are real.' the events of everyday occurrence 1 yet they are charged with tragedy^ pathos and humor. The love interest 1% the play ia charming, and when on* considers all these facts, and that op-, portunities are allowed for/ elaborate J stage settings, it is no wonder that the' play has proven such a wonderful sue-! ces3.*?g£HEoSttHßoßfll tM.anders Stevens, Izetta Jewell andi Henry, C. Mortimer will again be seen. leading roles and the same elaborate j tductlon will be used. [• XAt Idora,park tomorrow night the/ *" opera company ; will appear :in Plan-;'' quette's romantic operetta, "Rip "Van \u25a0 Winkle," '• with \ Ferris Ha'rtman . in the! title role and other members of the* Continued oil Puce 27, Middle oX Coi. 4