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PHILOSOPHY OF A DISGRUNTLED NEIGHBOR * ' THE Portland Oregonian suffers from the obsession that Oregon is the Cinderella among states and California the spoiled child of fortune, nursed in the lap of Harriman and coddled by Schwerin. Writing of the proposal in this city to organize merchants in a traffic association to promote trade and secure just rates for transportation the Oregonian remarks that even now,' San Francisco gets more than lawfully belongs to it. . Indeed, California is rather an accidental and temporary affair anyhow, and northward the course of commercial empire'takes its way.-.. -The greatness — if any — that California has achieved is mostly artificial and like to be fleeting, says the Oregonian, thus: ;. The statement has" frequently been made tfyat if the pilgrim fathers had landed oa the Pacific instead of the At^ntic coast, New England would today be a howling wilderness. For somewhat similar reasons it might be said that had the wonderful gold discoveries which populated California been made in the north the metropolis of the Pacific coast would years ago have been well north of the California line.' The resources of Oregon and Wash ington are so immense and varied that it is only a matter of time untilthe commercial supremacy of the Pacific coast will shift to the north; When this takes place there willundoubtedly be a tendency on the part of the Cali fornians to place the blame on the earthquake and fire which wrought such terrible havoc in the bay city. But the awful disaster was only a minor incident in this gradual shifting of trade to the- new centers in the north, and the ultimate result would have been the same even had there been no earth quake. TVT-: The Oregonian is a good neighbor with, we suspect, "a sort of sneaking kindness for California and perhaps does not really mean ! that this state is like to become "a howling wilderness." But ap parently the Oregonian can see nothing here but the gold mines. It is not worth while to undertake enumeration of the almost endless variety of Californian resources or to institute comparisons^ The Oregonian says We no longer grow enough wheat for homei con- ; sumption. Why, of course not. You don't put a thoroughbriedllb draw a bakery wagon. Almost any region, however little favored, will produce the necessaries of life, and therefore they are cheap. California is employed in producing luxuries and comes very near having a monopoly of that business for this continent. People have talked for nearly a century of the wonderful resources of Oregon, but first California and later Washington have passed that state in the race. Where lies the fault? Is it in the country or the people? The Oregonian lays all the blame on Harriman. Absurd! It is a strange conception of Harriman. We do not understand why Harriman is accused of neglecting Oregon to the advantage of California, but the Oregonian theory, as nearly as it can be guessed, \ appears to be that it is due to either malice or stupidity. Of course the true reason is plain enough, but itdoes not please Oregonian sensibilities. California is the most profitable railroad # field in the United States because it is engaged in producing articles of commerce that rank among the luxuries, bring good prices and bear high classifi cation as freight. No railroad will ever get rich hauling the lumber and wheat of Oregon, but wine, raisins, olive oil and citrus fruits can afford to pay high rates for transportation. If the Oregonian, instead of railing at Harriman — who has no friends — would take his advice it might be more to the purpose. Mr. Harriman when asked why he was not building^ railroads in Oregon replied that it was "time for the people of Oregon to get in and do .something for themselves." Harriman helps those^who help themselves. — FLEETS FOR BOTH COASTS £1 ECRETARY METCALF has told the newspapers that four ""battleships of the largest class should be provided for in the J v>> } coming session of congress. The president appears to be in I agreement with this policy in a general way, for_ in his recent speech at Cairo he said: In any great war on land we should have to rely in the future, as we have in the past, chiefly upon volunteer soldiers, and although it is in dispensable that our little army should itself be trained to the highest point and should be valued and respected, as is demanded by. the worth of the officers and enlisted men, yet it is not necessary that this army should, be large as compared to the armies of other great nations. But as regards the navy^ all this is different. We have an enormous coast line and our coast line is on two great oceans. To repel hostile attacks the fortifications and not the navy must be used; but the best way to parry is to hit—no fight ran ever be won except by hitting — and we can hit only by means of a navy. A battleship of the' Dreadnought class costs the United States government about <$10,000,000 to build. Appropriations for four of these would about equal the annual expenditure on the Panama canal. Concerning the cost of the navy these figures are given: ' The total appropriations for the support and upbuilding of the navy in the 24 years from 1883 to 1906 reached the not inconsiderable sum of $1,144,957,731.62. The total appropriations for the navy in 1906 were $104, 508,719.93, as against $14,819,976.80 in 18.83. In 1905 the total sum appro priated for the navy was nearly $11,000,000 more than last year. The highest total reached in the entire, period was in 1898/ when the appropriations amounted to $125,401,975.78. The "additional" appropriations for 1898 included $50,000,000 which were appropriated for "national defense." The figures look big and they are big, but this is a big country, with a long coast line, largely undefended on the land side. A great navy has been likened to fire insurance. You may. not need it all your life, but if you do you want it badly. The greater the wealth of a country the more powerful is the temptation to plunder. There is not much doubt that in future the United States will maintaim a competent fleet on both coasts. THE MEAL TICKET BRIGADE OUR ancient and ingenious friend, E. Benjamin Andrews, now of the Nebraska universit}v ought in all decency to wait until his past < economic offenses are outlawed before he ; com "Mniis another. The statute' flj limitations has not yet ; ; run EDITORIAL PAGE against the free silver and 16 to 1 nonsense of-'Dr.: Andrews, nor ! has he been granted immunity ,~ and yet 'he is but^with a declara tion that there is no such thing as monopoly in the United States and prices are, governed wholly by demand and supply. That Standard oil should in , a very few years make profits of $500, 000,000 is not. to Dr. Andrews evidence of monopoly charging artificial prices, but Is merely the operation of the law of demand and supply. But, perhaps, it is scarcely worth while to argue with a man who, pretending to a competent knowledge of economics, could yet* put faith in the half baked nonsense of the philosophers who wanted to make legal tender out of : rutabagas or other commodity. . : ; Dr. Andrews has joined 'the class in which. Chancellor Day of Syracuse university and the. Rev. Dr. McArthur of New York are graduates in the art of toadyism. They are the^little' brothers of the rich.' It was only last week that John L. Sullivan joined the class. As John L. has a far more notable gift of expression than Andrews or Day or McArthur, and. as they all think very much alike, the pugilist may be "quoted one for all: These people who are makin' all this bark about tainted money give me cramps. Nobody ever made, a squeal on- takin' my money because it was tainted, , and -I think the coin-handed out by John D. is just as good as that handed out by John- L., and would buy as many meal tickets for. the missionaries as though it never knew; the scent of kerosene. John D. has got some of these tight wads beat to a frazzle, and it isn't fair to keep him on the pan all the time. • Can Andrews beat th^? Meal tickets for the missionaries, quotha. We all know the meal ticket brigade and we know the missionaries. Look at Dargie r for instance, . \ Now will you' quit your taunt-, about a certain eminent j personage not get ting a bear? \u0084-: / There Is talk of making Washing ton,'D. C a dry. town. The law of compensation calls for a raise in con gressmen's salaries.; 'It develops now that Heinze was completely out. The news will be received with grim joy by those who have been in that condition all their lives. H.; Stewart of Monterey is at the Bal timore. / • S. J. Allard of Eureka is at the Dor chester. . ' : William Pierce", of Sulsun is at the Majestic. . T. B. Dittmor of Raymond, Wash^ is a guest at the Dal«. r ~~ , : . . E. Sternbergerfof Los Angeles Is a guest at- the St/ James. . Charles May." a merchant ofMinneap olis. is atthe Hamlin.' , • Stewart McDonald of < Santa Rosa !« a guest at the* Majestic C 1' W. F. Andrews 'of' Santa Rosa is reg- ! lstered, at the Jefferson." • ' *A. H. and- Mrs." Stevens are guests at the" Jefferson from Butte.. . : Mack Swain and Mrs.- Swain of Santa Cruz are at the St. James. • ;' \u25a0 \u25a0': H. B.*and Mrs, Blirinof Eureka are at the Fairmont 'for, a shortt stay. \u25a0 Chester'; Kelly, 2 representative of the Del Monte hotel,": ls at; the Hamlin. \u25a0; X: R. Seiig, a travellngmah from New York, is staying. at",the Baltimore."- J. E. ;- Pc* toi t and j Mrs. Patol tof Pas adena are, ' registered at\the-;pale.': ? W» G» Preas, & lumberman of Eur«ka» Humors of the Campaign NOTE AND COMMENT Twelve marriage licenses on Friday and only nine suits "for divorce." Yet the cynics talk of the divorce evil 1 A Seattle woman has hanged - her self because her husband was paying attention to another woman. ; Has the affinity theory ireached. Seattle yet? Now that the amount of duty, on the Butters trousseau has been . made public, many a fair one will; be found meditatively chewing a pencil while she tries to' figure from cause to effect. - — ; ___ . — . — : — \u25a0_— ; — .j. Persbnal?Mention Mrs.' Press and Miss Belle i Press have taken apartments ' at , the St. Francis. 0 •C. B. and Mrs. Crook registered at the Fairmont yesterday from New York. Frank M;. Gerald, .a 'mine , owner ; of Florence," Ariz.; is at the Grand Central. D. H. Gleeson, a hotelman^of :Peta luma, is registered at the Grand Cen tral. V. Ralph Solomon, an Importer.- of irare books, is at' the Imperial from 7 Los An geles. : J. G. Crumley, a: mining and -hotel i man of Tonopah, Is a guest at the St.' j Francis. ;" J.: H. Hanson, Mrs.'. Hanson' and Miss H. G. Hanson are at the Imperial^ from" Hanf ord. : -Bert Andrews of Chicago and G.'. L. Coleman of- Denver are registered at the^ Hamlin. :;_:.. ,' ; F, N: Black of Los Angeles arrived at the .Majestic -Annex "yesterday ; morning for* a short stay. \u25a0 ';[ br.vT.-R. Wheolerand Mrs. -Wheeler are^up from Los Angeles for a vacation., They-are'at the Imperial. , «-~ . T.'^H. Minor, , who is heavily 'interest^ ed , in , Nevada ' mining properties, ; regis-" tered 'at the St» : Francis' yesterday, from | By The Call's Jester RHYME REVISED The dawn was barely In the sky When hunters forth did fare. And tramped amain through brakes of cane / In search. of deer and bear. The gray light glinted in the guns, All held in' brave array, And at the head rode strenuous Ted, The hero of my lay. Alas, comes news that thoroughly Upsets this little song-, Which was to say. In scoffing way. That Ted Is aping Long — For It Is told'that finally, Within the crackling brake, A bear was killed, with lead was filled. And Teddy's munching steak. V?.' \u25a0\u25a0'•\u25a0' - • ' • • BIFFKW3 WOES I "It's no use trying to combat femi nine proclivities," said Biff kins. "I gave up my old fashioned razor because the family insisted on opening cans and sharpening pencils with it, and got a safety.' Now. they are using that for a tack hammer." \u25a0"VV. J. W. /..The Smart Set .*. Miss Laura Klraber returned from a six months' visit . to klnspeople . In the east last Monday, and to the great pleasure of her many friends here It is probable that she will make her home for a time with her nephew, Professor 8.;" S. "\u25a0; Seward ; Jr. of Stanford univer sity. Miss Kiraber is a niece of the late John Perry Jr. and had been living with-him for .some years at tha time of his death last sprinff. • ,\u25a0-,\u25a0\u25a0-."\u25a0.\u25a0•\u25a0\u25a0--..•_..•' * \u25a0 . Mrs. :. Alfred Gerberding and little Miss Beatrice are inParis, wherelthey may make a lonfc stay. Mrs. Ger berdlng sailed from New York a month or two ago, intending to make London the end of her Journeyings for, a while. But the Y French' capital has ; proved ir resistible and she will remain there for the present. ; .' . 'the end of next week busi ness will.t ake R.. P. Schwerin to New %>rk, where he will be. for sonte weeks. ..At the Alta Mlra in Sausalito are Mrs.';iThomas Leggett and Miss Con stance ; Borro we, who came up'from the southern v part : of the " state recently. The? sudden death of their mother in Pacific; Grove a 1 week ago has made a sad change in their plan's, and ; Miss Borirowe will remain - here with her father; Instead iof traveling as she planned to do originally. •\u25a0-\u25a0:,\u25a0 ;"'\u25a0 .• ';-\u25a0'-:••. \u25a0' '.* \u25a0 •Mrs.V Mountford Wilson entertained In > her home ', In - Burllngame Friday, her, guests being several of society's most v,proinlpent women. .\The affair was: a luncheon and was managed with the^cliarm ~ and . skill ; that \u25a0 mark -Mrs. Wilson ;;as a hostess., -Among those pr went "were Mrs. "William Te vis, ; Mrs. George Lent and Mrs. Folger. The John Malllards of Belved ere have as -j their/ guest- this ; . week ; Miss Leslie Page, * who ' Is one of this ' year's debu tantes. With her parents,: Mr., and Mrs. George Page, she recently \ re turned' from; abroad. > They are- tem porarily 'established /at? the Hotel" Ra fael, while looking for a auitahla bbuae ,ia iowa Zer ttie wintfiji .\ j INVITATION TO THEODORE What queer things the president might see if he should come to California with a gun Edward F. Cahill rr* HE president of the United States has lost many bears and doesn't I know where to find them. The canebrakes of Louisiana are 'deserted. The president's. reputation has gone before him. The wild things in the forests have been reading the papers and no quadruped bigger than a chipmunk is found in Tensas parish. The wild beasts of the period have grown sophisticated in the endeavor to live up to the nature fakers. The president should have come to California, where our wild beasts are nature's gentlemen and know enough^ to come and be killed like the little roast pig in the nursery rhyme that had a knife and fork sticking in his back as he ran about crying, "Come, eat me; come, eat me!" Here in California the president might make the acquaintance of the sidehill coyote, that extraordinary example of natural selection which has made him the Ixion of natural mythology as he makes his ceaseless round oa legs worn to a stump on one side. Here in California is the natural stanjping ground of the octopus, whosa scaly arms clutch us by the throat and whose. beak is buried in our vitals. If the president does not come in a hurry we shall have to invent a plural for octopus or get Editor McClatchy'of Sacramento to do It for U3. Thefj is a law on the statute books of California forbidding the introduction of the mongoose in this state. This law was partly inspired by the bad reputa tion of this nefarious animal, otherwise known as Pharaoh's rat, and partly because it was feared that Mr. McClatchy might invent a plural for him and make it mongeese. The president will find no mongoose when he goes ahunting in California. We are a law abiding people. But we are trying to improve the» breed of octopi. Perhaps that brace of chipmunks that Mr. Harriman discovered as tha I lonely population of the Oregon wild might be persuaded to visit California to meet the president. There should be a reckoning with the president, for Mr. Roosevelt is accused of slander on the whole breed and generation of chipmunks by John Randolph', who writes: . In an October number of Scrlbner** Magazine Is an article on "Small Country Neighbors" by President Theodore Roosevelt. In It he asserts that the chipmunk <tamals striatus) "hibernates." Neither President Roosevelt nor any one else ever^found a chipmunk hibernating, "t shams me of the part I played" !n proving that the chipraunK does not hiber nate, for as a boy I routed many a onjs out of Us nest to secure tho store of. nuts, espeolally beechnuts, he had laid up for his winter's food. No hibernating animal lays up a store of food. The hibernating animal becomes dormant and does not need food. .In Its torpid state It does not eat. As winter comes oa "they sink into a -deep sleep In which nourishment ts unnecessary." Hornaday, who has forgotten more about the animals of North America than all the nature fakers put together ever knew, says of the chipmunk: "It does not become dormant. It comes out In winter and enjoys the light and warmth." I have seen this to bo true more than a hundred times, and tha fact Is well known to all observing boys and men who live where the chipmunk Is common. The wise man does not go chipmunkeying. Mr. Harriman got himself disliked in Oregon by it, and now Mr. Roosevelt is up against a shorter if not an uglier word. - VWV W But of all the beasts that roam the California plain the woolly aphis is the most terrible. In his devastating progress he devours the farmer's substance and breeds a famine in his wake. In his ferocity he 13 more to be dreaded than that solitary surviving mosquito that the president pur sued and slew single handed in the swamps of Panama. A photograph of Mr. Roosevelt bearing a string of woolly aphides— ls "that the plural, Brother McClatchy? — would be a pleasing memorial of a delightful visit. And again in Louisiana there is nothing better than the evasive bear or the ignoble razor backed hog, while California includes among its ferae naturae the Banjo Eyed Kid. But if Mr. President desires some really exciting sport he should be present and take part in a grasshopper race of the sort that the late John Mackay ran against. Herr Maurice Hoefiich at Virginia City, of which we have an, authentic report printed at the time in the Stuttgardt Blaetter and thus translated from the German: , Mr. the Herr Hoeflich has from America got the news of a remarkabli occurrence to his son, the Herr Maurice Hoefltch, who many of the Virginia mines of the Comstock of America owns. It appears that the Herr John Mackay owned some mine 3of the Comstock of the Consolidated Virginia of Washoq also, and it became necessary at one time to decide who should hava them all to prevent the constant bloodshed of the revolver pistol and the knife Bowie, ; which Is the custom. Thereupon It was agreed by the Burgomaster of the village and the leading banker, whose name was Faro Dealer, that the Herr Mackay and the Herr Hoeflich should decide the ownership of all tha mines by the wager of the grasshopper, as Is the custom there. The rule of the wager Is for each party a grasshopper to select and on a line placing them to touch them with a stick that they might the high Jump make, Which to the higher one gave the winning of the contest. It appears that' the Herr John Mackay in order the better to Jump his grasshopper to make procured of am monia some to put on his stick which discovery the Herr Maurice Hoeflich changed for chloroform and to himself the ammonia took. Hence, when tha Herr John Mackay touched his grasshopper It went to sleep, while th« grass hopper of Herr Maurice Hoeflich amid much rejoicing Jumped six miles Into a ;JiCch or canyon. There was much rejoicing at the success of the son of our fellow townsman, who now of the Consolidated Virginia Comstock. of Washoe owns all of the mines, and being very rich it Is said that he intends to build a mansion in the sagebrush for all his family. (We do not understand what la the sage brush. — Editor Stuttgart Blaetter.) Ever since the day of the Jumping Frog of Calaveras the Californians have been a sporting race and no mollycoddles. Answers to Queries NETHERSOLE— A. M. N., City. Olga Nethersole was in California last year, but she did not play in San' Francisco. No theater was available. PULLING CANDY — Call Reader, City. The following is given, in explanation of why taffy made from molasses or brown sugar becomes white by pulling: "This operation, like the crushing pro cess when applied to rock candy, one of the purest forms of sugar, destroys or impairs its power of absorbing light and causes It to reflect all the element ary colors of each ray. which, of course, results In white light." TOBACCO— Sam. City. Tobacco re ceived Its name' from Tobacco, a prov ince in Yucatan. Others say that It was named for. the Island of Tobago, one of the Caribbees, while still others claim that it was named for Tobasco, in the gulf of Florida. It is said that tobacco was first observed at San Do mingo, Cuba, in 1492, and was used freely by the Spaniards in Yucatan In 1520. ; ARMY BADGE—-O/S. It is said that General Phil Kearny was the first dur ing the civil war to suggest a corps badge for his command. It is stated on the aui- ority of Brevet Major General E. D. Townsend, who was adjutant gen eral of the United 1 States army, that upon one occasion General Kearny no ticed some officers standing by the roadside, and, imagining that they were stragglers from his command, admin istered to them a stinging rebuke. Af ter listening to the general's forcble language for a time, one of the officers politely saluted the general and in formed him that they did not belong to his command. The general, somewhat abashed, asked the pardon of. the men Conditions in California. Th« California Proaiotioa comaittw wired tis followiay to its o&stara Irareaa la Saw " California temperatures for the lut 24 loua: Eureka .^ .JChrimnai si......Majtiraam M San Franeiico .; Misimam 54 ..JUxfaßTua 83 - Saa Diego , . •„-•\u25a0• ...Minimum M KaarimmaW Ban Franoisoo buildisf paraiU for tie wa«k ending October 19: ' Permanent .......... '. 98...... Va1ue .....£272,234 Alteration* .58.. ....Va1ua 37355 The flr»t shipment of cranje* for the ssasoa in California went fron Jtocklia, Placer county, ia the Sacramento valley,- on October 18, two carloads beinj test to th« earterak market, j ; \. The »teel frame is finished en the Cluais paildinc at California and Montfomary streets. Baa Francisco, This is a wsvea story cUss A structure.; 83x120 feet. . Th« «t«rfor wJU J« of pressed brick aad terra cott*. wita a stone base. The c«t will be $330,000. OCTOBER 20, 1907 before him. and added: "I will take measures to know how to recognize my own men hereafter.** Soon afterward he ordered all his officers an<J men to wear conspicuously tn front of their caps "a round piece of red cloth." This badge soon became known as "Kear ny'a patch," * • • SEWING MACHINE— O. I*. Field brook, Cal. The Crst attempt to Intro duce a sewing machine dates back to 1755 in England, when Charles P. Weisenthal took out a patent for a needle pointed at both ends with an eys in the middle, suitable for sewing ma chines. A patent was taken out by Robert Alsop In England in 1770 for embroidering with shuttles in & loom*' In ISO 4 John Duncan took out a patent for machine embroidery, with hooked , needles attached to a horizontal bar, i an invention further perfected In Hell \u25a0 manns machine. A patent was taken } out by Thomas Saint in 1790 for a ma- j chine **for Quilting, stitching and mak ing shoes and other articles by mearv*^ of tools and other machines." The msui chine patented by a Frenchman in 1330 was used in Parts in 1841: in a mueS improved form it was patented in. France In 1343 and In the United States In 1350. Although Walter Hunt of New York Is said to have made a ma chine in 1532-4 which preduced a lock stitch, yet it is generally conceded that 'Ellas Howe (1319-87), who patented hi* , machine in 1846. is the originator of the, lock stitch machine. His machine has formed the basis on which numerous improvements and modifications have/ been made by other Inventors. In Russia the postofnee is part of th« military system, and the postman, therefore. Is under a discipline as strict as army rule. • . *