'\u25a0 \u25a0 - SUNDAY The SajiPranciscoC&iV JOHN D. 5PRECKEL5 . . . . . . ...... . h . . . k Proprietor CHARLES VV. HORNICK ..General Manager ERNEST S. SIMPSON . ... ..' .Managing Editor) Address All Communlcstlonn to THE SAX FRANCISCO CAI.I* • m^^ ' "- . '.\u25a0\u25a0,'.\u25a0\u25a0-\u25a0 \u25a0•" * \u25a0 \u25a0\u25a0 . Telephone «Keamy *6"— A»k for The Call. The Operator Will Connect . You With the Department Yon Wlsh.i" \u25a0"•''.. BUSINESS OFFICE Market and Third-Streets, San Francisco Open Until 11 O'clock Every Night in the, T^ar. . «1 'v EDITORIAL. ROOMS • • Market and .Third ''Streets MAIN CITY BRANCH 1651 Fillmore^Street Near Post OAKLAND OFFICE— 46B 11th Rt. (Bacon Block) . .Telephone Oakland 1083 ALAiIEDA OFFICE — 1435- Park Street ...Telephone Alameda 659 BERKELEY OFFICE^ — SW. Cor. Center and Oxford.. Telephone Berkeley 77 CHICAGO OFFICE — Marquette Bldg..C. George Krogness, Representative NEW YORK OFFICE — 30 Tribune Bldg. .Stephen B. Smith, Representative WASHINGTON CORRESPONDENT ...;... .Ira H. Bennett s : SUBSCRIPTION RATES Delivered by Carrier. 20 Cents Per Week, 75 Cents Per Month. Single Copies, 5 Cents. ~£v Terms by Mail, Including Postage (Cash With Order) : DAILY CALL (Including Sunday), 1 Year 5800 DAILY CALL (Including Sunday). 6 Months ?> } coming session of congress. The president appears to be in I agreement with this policy in a general way, for_ in his recent speech at Cairo he said: In any great war on land we should have to rely in the future, as we have in the past, chiefly upon volunteer soldiers, and although it is in dispensable that our little army should itself be trained to the highest point and should be valued and respected, as is demanded by. the worth of the officers and enlisted men, yet it is not necessary that this army should, be large as compared to the armies of other great nations. But as regards the navy^ all this is different. We have an enormous coast line and our coast line is on two great oceans. To repel hostile attacks the fortifications and not the navy must be used; but the best way to parry is to hit—no fight ran ever be won except by hitting — and we can hit only by means of a navy. A battleship of the' Dreadnought class costs the United States government about <$10,000,000 to build. Appropriations for four of these would about equal the annual expenditure on the Panama canal. Concerning the cost of the navy these figures are given: ' The total appropriations for the support and upbuilding of the navy in the 24 years from 1883 to 1906 reached the not inconsiderable sum of $1,144,957,731.62. The total appropriations for the navy in 1906 were $104, 508,719.93, as against $14,819,976.80 in 18.83. In 1905 the total sum appro priated for the navy was nearly $11,000,000 more than last year. The highest total reached in the entire, period was in 1898/ when the appropriations amounted to $125,401,975.78. The "additional" appropriations for 1898 included $50,000,000 which were appropriated for "national defense." The figures look big and they are big, but this is a big country, with a long coast line, largely undefended on the land side. A great navy has been likened to fire insurance. You may. not need it all your life, but if you do you want it badly. The greater the wealth of a country the more powerful is the temptation to plunder. There is not much doubt that in future the United States will maintaim a competent fleet on both coasts. THE MEAL TICKET BRIGADE OUR ancient and ingenious friend, E. Benjamin Andrews, now of the Nebraska universit}v ought in all decency to wait until his past < economic offenses are outlawed before he ; com "Mniis another. The statute' flj limitations has not yet ; ; run EDITORIAL PAGE against the free silver and 16 to 1 nonsense of-'Dr.: Andrews, nor ! has he been granted immunity ,~ and yet 'he is but^with a declara tion that there is no such thing as monopoly in the United States and prices are, governed wholly by demand and supply. That Standard oil should in , a very few years make profits of $500, 000,000 is not. to Dr. Andrews evidence of monopoly charging artificial prices, but Is merely the operation of the law of demand and supply. But, perhaps, it is scarcely worth while to argue with a man who, pretending to a competent knowledge of economics, could yet* put faith in the half baked nonsense of the philosophers who wanted to make legal tender out of : rutabagas or other commodity. . : ; Dr. Andrews has joined 'the class in which. Chancellor Day of Syracuse university and the. Rev. Dr. McArthur of New York are graduates in the art of toadyism. They are the^little' brothers of the rich.' It was only last week that John L. Sullivan joined the class. As John L. has a far more notable gift of expression than Andrews or Day or McArthur, and. as they all think very much alike, the pugilist may be "quoted one for all: These people who are makin' all this bark about tainted money give me cramps. Nobody ever made, a squeal on- takin' my money because it was tainted, , and -I think the coin-handed out by John D. is just as good as that handed out by John- L., and would buy as many meal tickets for. the missionaries as though it never knew; the scent of kerosene. John D. has got some of these tight wads beat to a frazzle, and it isn't fair to keep him on the pan all the time. • Can Andrews beat th^? Meal tickets for the missionaries, quotha. We all know the meal ticket brigade and we know the missionaries. Look at Dargie r for instance, . \ Now will you' quit your taunt-, about a certain eminent j personage not get ting a bear? \u0084-: / There Is talk of making Washing ton,'D. C a dry. town. The law of compensation calls for a raise in con gressmen's salaries.; 'It develops now that Heinze was completely out. The news will be received with grim joy by those who have been in that condition all their lives. H.; Stewart of Monterey is at the Bal timore. / • S. J. Allard of Eureka is at the Dor chester. . ' : William Pierce", of Sulsun is at the Majestic. . T. B. Dittmor of Raymond, Wash^ is a guest at the Dal«. r ~~ , : . . E. Sternbergerfof Los Angeles Is a guest at- the St/ James. . Charles May." a merchant ofMinneap olis. is atthe Hamlin.' , • Stewart McDonald of < Santa Rosa !« a guest at the* Majestic C 1' W. F. Andrews 'of' Santa Rosa is reg- ! lstered, at the Jefferson." • ' *A. H. and- Mrs." Stevens are guests at the" Jefferson from Butte.. . : Mack Swain and Mrs.- Swain of Santa Cruz are at the St. James. • ;' \u25a0 \u25a0': H. B.*and Mrs, Blirinof Eureka are at the Fairmont 'for, a shortt stay. \u25a0 Chester'; Kelly, 2 representative of the Del Monte hotel,": ls at; the Hamlin. \u25a0; X: R. Seiig, a travellngmah from New York, is staying. at",the Baltimore."- J. E. ;- Pc* toi t and j Mrs. Patol tof Pas adena are, ' registered at\the-;pale.': ? W» G» Preas, & lumberman of Eur«ka» Humors of the Campaign NOTE AND COMMENT Twelve marriage licenses on Friday and only nine suits "for divorce." Yet the cynics talk of the divorce evil 1 A Seattle woman has hanged - her self because her husband was paying attention to another woman. ; Has the affinity theory ireached. Seattle yet? Now that the amount of duty, on the Butters trousseau has been . made public, many a fair one will; be found meditatively chewing a pencil while she tries to' figure from cause to effect. - — ; ___ . — . — : — \u25a0_— ; — .j. Persbnal?Mention Mrs.' Press and Miss Belle i Press have taken apartments ' at , the St. Francis. 0 •C. B. and Mrs. Crook registered at the Fairmont yesterday from New York. Frank M;. Gerald, .a 'mine , owner ; of Florence," Ariz.; is at the Grand Central. D. H. Gleeson, a hotelman^of :Peta luma, is registered at the Grand Cen tral. V. Ralph Solomon, an Importer.- of irare books, is at' the Imperial from 7 Los An geles. : J. G. Crumley, a: mining and -hotel i man of Tonopah, Is a guest at the St.' j Francis. ;" J.: H. Hanson, Mrs.'. Hanson' and Miss H. G. Hanson are at the Imperial^ from" Hanf ord. : -Bert Andrews of Chicago and G.'. L. Coleman of- Denver are registered at the^ Hamlin. :;_:.. ,' ; F, N: Black of Los Angeles arrived at the .Majestic -Annex "yesterday ; morning for* a short stay. \u25a0 ';[ br.vT.-R. Wheolerand Mrs. -Wheeler are^up from Los Angeles for a vacation., They-are'at the Imperial. , «-~ . T.'^H. Minor, , who is heavily 'interest^ ed , in , Nevada ' mining properties, ; regis-" tered 'at the St» : Francis' yesterday, from | By The Call's Jester RHYME REVISED The dawn was barely In the sky When hunters forth did fare. And tramped amain through brakes of cane / In search. of deer and bear. The gray light glinted in the guns, All held in' brave array, And at the head rode strenuous Ted, The hero of my lay. Alas, comes news that thoroughly Upsets this little song-, Which was to say. In scoffing way. That Ted Is aping Long — For It Is told'that finally, Within the crackling brake, A bear was killed, with lead was filled. And Teddy's munching steak. V?.' \u25a0\u25a0'•\u25a0' - • ' • • BIFFKW3 WOES I "It's no use trying to combat femi nine proclivities," said Biff kins. "I gave up my old fashioned razor because the family insisted on opening cans and sharpening pencils with it, and got a safety.' Now. they are using that for a tack hammer." \u25a0"VV. J. W. /..The Smart Set .*. Miss Laura Klraber returned from a six months' visit . to klnspeople . In the east last Monday, and to the great pleasure of her many friends here It is probable that she will make her home for a time with her nephew, Professor 8.;" S. "\u25a0; Seward ; Jr. of Stanford univer sity. Miss Kiraber is a niece of the late John Perry Jr. and had been living with-him for .some years at tha time of his death last sprinff. • ,\u25a0-,\u25a0\u25a0-."\u25a0.\u25a0•\u25a0\u25a0--..•_..•' * \u25a0 . Mrs. :. Alfred Gerberding and little Miss Beatrice are inParis, wherelthey may make a lonfc stay. Mrs. Ger berdlng sailed from New York a month or two ago, intending to make London the end of her Journeyings for, a while. But the Y French' capital has ; proved ir resistible and she will remain there for the present. ; .' . 'the end of next week busi ness will.t ake R.. P. Schwerin to New %>rk, where he will be. for sonte weeks. ..At the Alta Mlra in Sausalito are Mrs.';iThomas Leggett and Miss Con stance ; Borro we, who came up'from the southern v part : of the " state recently. The? sudden death of their mother in Pacific; Grove a 1 week ago has made a sad change in their plan's, and ; Miss Borirowe will remain - here with her father; Instead iof traveling as she planned to do originally. •\u25a0-\u25a0:,\u25a0 ;"'\u25a0 .• ';-\u25a0'-:••. \u25a0' '.* \u25a0 •Mrs.V Mountford Wilson entertained In > her home ', In - Burllngame Friday, her, guests being several of society's most v,proinlpent women. .\The affair was: a luncheon and was managed with the^cliarm ~ and . skill ; that \u25a0 mark -Mrs. Wilson ;;as a hostess., -Among those pr went "were Mrs. "William Te vis, ; Mrs. George Lent and Mrs. Folger. The John Malllards of Belved ere have as -j their/ guest- this ; . week ; Miss Leslie Page, * who ' Is one of this ' year's debu tantes. With her parents,: Mr., and Mrs. George Page, she recently \ re turned' from; abroad. > They are- tem porarily 'established /at? the Hotel" Ra fael, while looking for a auitahla bbuae ,ia iowa Zer ttie wintfiji .\ j INVITATION TO THEODORE What queer things the president might see if he should come to California with a gun Edward F. Cahill rr* HE president of the United States has lost many bears and doesn't I know where to find them. The canebrakes of Louisiana are 'deserted. The president's. reputation has gone before him. The wild things in the forests have been reading the papers and no quadruped bigger than a chipmunk is found in Tensas parish. The wild beasts of the period have grown sophisticated in the endeavor to live up to the nature fakers. The president should have come to California, where our wild beasts are nature's gentlemen and know enough^ to come and be killed like the little roast pig in the nursery rhyme that had a knife and fork sticking in his back as he ran about crying, "Come, eat me; come, eat me!" Here in California the president might make the acquaintance of the sidehill coyote, that extraordinary example of natural selection which has made him the Ixion of natural mythology as he makes his ceaseless round oa legs worn to a stump on one side. Here in California is the natural stanjping ground of the octopus, whosa scaly arms clutch us by the throat and whose. beak is buried in our vitals. If the president does not come in a hurry we shall have to invent a plural for octopus or get Editor McClatchy'of Sacramento to do It for U3. Thefj is a law on the statute books of California forbidding the introduction of the mongoose in this state. This law was partly inspired by the bad reputa tion of this nefarious animal, otherwise known as Pharaoh's rat, and partly because it was feared that Mr. McClatchy might invent a plural for him and make it mongeese. The president will find no mongoose when he goes ahunting in California. We are a law abiding people. But we are trying to improve the» breed of octopi. Perhaps that brace of chipmunks that Mr. Harriman discovered as tha I lonely population of the Oregon wild might be persuaded to visit California to meet the president. There should be a reckoning with the president, for Mr. Roosevelt is accused of slander on the whole breed and generation of chipmunks by John Randolph', who writes: . In an October number of Scrlbner** Magazine Is an article on "Small Country Neighbors" by President Theodore Roosevelt. In It he asserts that the chipmunk