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THE papers say that Mrs. XX — gave a large reception last week and that her son is going to marry a girl from Chicago. Well, s!r, that boy deserves a reward of some kind; he has been a regular lion tamer in his time, although he may not know it. Ix»rd! but lie was a tartar when he was a kiddie and he'd come honestly by it, too. It was a case of Greek meeting Greek and he was the winner. When I see his mother's name in the society columns I always have to stop and recall my experience as a maid XX — — , a great deal more than she euspectE. To begin with, her father tvas an undertaker in a little town in Oregon. It must have been one of those little mining towns where men flocked during the gold excitf-ment and women were scarce. It was nothing but a scarcity of marriageable girls that married her to John XX , I'm sure of that. A great many people came to the house to see her and seemed to like Mrs. XX — well enough, and theMjOrd knows she was easy to work for. She never did a lick herself, not so much as picking up her own shoes, and she How Meat Is Prepared for the Orthodox Jew A i a. meeting ot a social club in Washington which 1 recently at tended there arose "a discussion as to the healthfulnesa of refrigerated meats. The conversation took a wide turn, involving the comparative merits of^ various meats, when Admiral X. re marked that the most reliable of all meats was kosher meat. He was asked, "What is kosher meat?" Th« admiral explained: "The first condition or "kosher meat' is that it must come from an animal killed by the shochet. The shocht-t is an expert meat inspector under the lows of the Talmud, and can only practice his art when he is accredited' by a learned rabbi as being versed in the law and learned in his handicraft In one of the Talmudian schools to be found in small numbers in the east cl Germany and in Pol ana. "Every one of the nine kosher butch ers in Chicago employs his own sho chet. who occupies, as a rule, a position of importance in the congregation to " which he belongs, although he has no priestly functions. He seldom carries on any other business than that of a Bhochet, and even, as a rule, considers It beneath his dignity to assist at the cutting up of the- animals killed by him, leaving that business entirely to the butcher. - "He receives for his services gener ally a fixed salary of from $40 to $60 a month, but has a private income by occasionally practicing his art for pri vate families and butchers who do not deal exclusively In kosher goods. -'."It is his duty to kill and examine CONFESSIONS OF A HOUSEMAID Social Life of San Francisco as Seen by an InteUigent, Educated^ Woman Who Served for Years in Many of "Our Best Families'! didn't know how to get anything out of her servants. I got along with her well enough, but I finally had to leave her — I disliked her so. If she had mar ried a poor man — her father's hearse driver or some one like that — and done her own washing and taken care of half a dozen children, she might have been all right, but she had married so far above herself that she never found out where she was. Her idea seemed to» be that in order to be a lady she must never do a thing for herself or for anybody else. Her people had all been plain, hard working men and women, but when she found herself so pros perous that she could have flowers on the table and ice on the butter without getting them out of pa's shop she was unable to stand the change. I had not worked for her more than a few months when Mr. XX — got into some business difficulty and was crowded pretty close to the wall. My rule has always been to give notice just as soon as I see a family begin to save the gas and cut down the butcher's bill, because when a man breaks up it is usually the servants "who have the hardest time to collect their back pay. But I just couldn't have added one more straw to that poor man's load if it had meant a whole year's wages, and ho was the one who had to engage the servants — she could never be bothered with it. When business got so bad that bank ruptcy was staring him in the face, crowded by his creditors and over worked, Mr. XX — used to come home looking worried to death. At these times Mrs. XX used to harass him because he had not made a separate and definite provision for her in case he lost his money. She would begin as soon as he got into the house to nag r.nd whine because she might not be left comfortably fixed if he should die. I've seen this thing drag out all through dinner, and when she knew she had got him nearly crazed she would try to pacify him by being kit tenish — jumping on his lap and trying to make him go out with her some where to divert his mind. When things were at their worst she took it into her head to give a reception for fear every animal intended to furnish food for orthodox Jewish stomachs. All of the members of the fishy trib*, pro vided they are scaly,- may be eaten by the Jews without the intervention ,of the shochet. but this privilege does not extend to either salt or dried fish as found In the stores, because there is ground for suspicion that in the process of preparing them •unkosher', matter may have been used. "The butcher has to buy all of his stock alive, and is generally accom panied by the shochet when ho goes to market, because the latter is ready to detect in the living animal already the defects which mark it as 'treife.' After the bullock has been .selected and bought it is , killed In the slaughter house in a very peculiar manner. In the first place the animal must be per fectly quiet and well rested at . the time of killing. - While in the slaughter pen It has a rope fastened to its horns and others to Its legs in a very cautious manner so as not to disturb it. It is then gently pulled out and coaxed to lie down peacefully by an ingenious pulling of the ropes fastened to its legs. "No one is allowed to touch the doomed animal but the shochet, who, as soon as" fhc animal is lying down qui etly.-will take hold of it 3 head and cut Its throat with a sharp knife, theblade of which, about 20 inches long and 2 inches wide, is highly polished and kept as scrupulously clean as a gentleman's razor. The' cut almost severs the head from the body, and "the animal is ; then allowed to bleed to death. • As soon -as the carcass has ceased bleeding it is -•\u25a0 \u25a0. / - her friends would believe the reports, and it would just kill her to have them think she was poor. Then when he said It was out of the question to spend one extra cent, and that by rights they ought to sell the house and go down in the country to live, she got wild. She blubbered and cried and carried on like a mad woman, and poor, big hearted unsuspecting John never seemed to guess she was only acting, and very poorly at that, in order- to ; get what she wanted. . Although she was smart enough not to have any of the servants around when she did the tragedy queen act, she was not quite keen enough to fool me. I knew the signs, and when I saw she was out on the war path I left the doors open. Pretending she was going crazy from her brutal hus band's ill treatment, she would stiffen her body and scream — a scream like a pig squeal. At about the third squeal Mr. XX — would jump up and throw his arms around her, saying all sorts of foolish things and promising to do anything in his power, until she calmed down. After a while 1 thought he seemed to be losing interest in her tantrums, and she seemed to feel that she was losing her grip. While she was stupid in most things, she was smart enough to keep a leverage on poor John's feelings. One day I was busy up stairs in the linen closet. Seeing something was go ing to happen I thought I might as well be on hand, so I took hold of the linen closet, as it was right opposite Mrs. XX— 's sitting room. Poor Mr. XX — had come home that evening worried and discouraged to death, so his wife had taken that occasion to propose a trip to Santa Barbara. On top of all his troubles this was too much. He was always a man of few words, but this time he said a good deal. She tried her flying all to pieces ruse, but for once it didn't work. Then she tried to faint. Mr. XX — called me in, but all I did was to wet her face until I had washed all the powder and paint off. Shrieking that she would kill herself, she rushed across to her room, locked the door and turned on the gas. If ahe had been left alone she would have turned it off in just about a min ute, but poor Mr. XX — was scared half to death and called and pleaded and finally broke the door in to get to her. The suicide idea was her master stroke, and after that she had it all her own way. \u25a0. She could work him to a finish any time. And she did it, too. She could get anything under _ heaven by simply turning on the gas. I used to look at this fine Christian gentleman and wonder what crime he had ever committed that he had to be repaid by having Delia for his wife. Whatever he thought about It he kept to him self. He had a way of closing up tighter and tighter when things got bad, and the worse he felt the less he said. She was not smart enough, however, to save her trumps for high tricks. She finally wore out her suicide act, as ehe had overworked the tragedy queen act — then there was nothing left, unless she did the real thing, which was the farthest from her thoughts. I was glad, Just downright glad in my heart, when I saw Mr. XX at last getting his eyes open. As business went from bad to worse she became more cantankerous, wanting everything she saw anybody else have and to go , every place she hoard of anybody else going and never satisfied. "It will be a cold day for you, my lady," I used to say behind her back and chuckle to myself at the prospect of the licking fate was laying up for her, and about every week I made up my mind to give notice, I was that dis gusted with the whole thing, but so anxious wiis I to see her get her deserts that I'd decide to stay a while longer. When Mr. XX— finally got his eyes open It did not take him long to see right through her — all her little mean nesses, her spitefulness, her deception, her selfishness, Insincerity, overy thlng that made her the very opposite of himself and of the woman he de served to have for his wife. Things went on this way several months, un Gen. Marcus J. Wright War Department opened and the shochet will enter upon a very close: examination of the en trails. The lunga are the special ob ject of his study, and the slightest spot upon them or abnormal condition of any pui t of them will insure the rejec tion of the entire animal as 'treife.' "In case of doubt the lungs are sub jected to a bath in clean water, and only if it is possible to give them a perfectly healthy appearance by a sim ple washing will the animal be pro nounced kosher. But even if the lungs are healthy, if there be present foreign bodies in any portion -of the carcass which might have caused the death of the animal sooner or later, the carcass is rejected, for It is. the law that the animal must be in' a perfectly healthy condition when . ; touched by the sho e-net's knife, which is also the reason that the. cattle ar.e not made insensible by blows, on - the head before killing them, iis is done in common slaughter ing- . \u25a0 . ;. -.\u25a0 . ::': :' , r.- \u25a0 \u25a0 .-; \u25a0 : ;? .._ • -,-\ "But while the animal is pronounced kosher its meat doesvnot" become so before it has undergone \u25a0-,"\u25a0, "\u25a0 another process called •borsting. 1 . This consists in. the removal of all; bloody .veins and gristle, at which work the shochet gen-" erully. assists, although it may befdone without: his help,?provided he inspects the meat after it * has . been done. ;-• As this work; would ; be- very Uedious -if extended to: the; hind '(quarters,' these a.re* considered -'..'treife'- and f sold' to the Gentile butchers.-.: '.'.: .;•':..-'- . "Calves and; sheep/are killed in the .til at --last, Delia was* down and out. Would ha leave her aita get a divorce? I wondered, seeing that hie scarcely noticed hor from day to day? And then came the announcement to their intimates that Mr. and Mrs. XX—^— r were to be blessed with an heir. About this time rheumatism attacked me and I was forced to take a long vacation. A year later I got a nice little note from Mr. XX saying if I would come back and stay a little while until they could get some one it would help him out wonderfully. I had about recovered and was, In need of a place just, then, so I thought I might as well go on his account and to see -what kind of a life his wife was making for him now. Mrs. XX— — was on her knees pick ing up cracker crumbs when I went up to her room. "Just a minute, Norah," she said, Vuntil I've brushed up the floor.*? And ehe grabbed a carpet sweeper and took up some crumbs. "Baby is such a busy little man," she continued, "he leaves his trail behind him." I stood gaping at her in astonish ment, and forgot to say a word. .Delia XX doing something for somebody was enough to take anybody's breath away. "And if you'll stay with us, Norah," she went on, "you'll find your work lighter-than it was before. We live very quietly now. We don't entertain at all. Noises seem to disturb the baby." "Yes, ma'am," I said to her, watch ing her pick up some fine white sew ing as she talked. "Yes, ma'am, I guess I'll stay." same way as cattle, only that calves and lambs must not be under eight days old at the time of the killing. Nor are the hind quarters of calves and lambs rejected unless the animal has , passed its youthful days before it comes into the hands of the shochet. "Chickens, geese, turkeys, ducks and pigeons are killed by the shochet by simple decapitation with his keen edged . knife, but in all cases the greatest' care is taken to cut down the animal in the moment of complete, rest and blissful ignorance of the coming fate,' so as to. make its death as sudden and speedy as possible. : The greatest care is also used in freeing the meat of. all killed animals' of ; every particle ;of blood and other substances declared \u25a0;treife'.;.by the Jewish law. .;\u25a0 ; . ~"No blood of any animal. is considered fit food for any Jew, but the heart, the lungs, the liver and kidneys are kosher ' if .carefully 'borsted.' .:•\u25a0-\u25a0" :.".-.- i. ' ; : '•The advantages," continued the ad miral, "are. that the" intervention of the shochet secures to the orthodox Jew flesh food in-an absolutely healthy con dition, the reason : for the ;iaw having been, in fact, nothing but a desire to protect the children of Israel against the many diseasesso apt to result. from; the .consumption, of the meat of un healthy ; animals., l-.'-f '\u25a0'.[ v"ltis quite: natural that kosher moat should command a 1a 1 higher, price than is ruling, in the generalihieat'market.The butcher has to pay "accent "higher: for the live; cattle he buys.yon account of the trouble; the i slaughtering ;by -the shochet causes- in, the slaughter house, 1 and aside from that, the ;'borstlng p re- V quires ;a. vast- amount: of .labor, .noti counting. the loss; in' weight \caused by. The cook was new and the nurse, too, of course, and they both spoke of Mrs. XX-— — in respectful terms, and neither of them called her Delia. Mr. XX came home that afternoon ear lier than I had ever known. him to in the old days and slipped quietly up to the nursery. Not so quietly, however, that Mrs. XX did not hear him and slip in, too. "He has been so cunning all day," I heard her say, "but he won't have anything to do with Mary, so I have had the care of him ever since he had his bath." I did not sco this wonderful baby un til the next day, but when I did I blew him a kiss with my blessing on it. lie was in his mother's room — he wouldn't have anything to do with his nurse and had selected his mother for his faithful slave. Mrs. XX was saying "No, baby. No, no, baby mustn't. Oh! oh! oh!" as I passed the door. The baby meanwhile, with his fists full of his mother's front hair, "was playing "horsie" and trying to. make her" "get up." The more she tried> to make him let go the harder he pulled, until finally poor mamma got up. The smile of pride as she caught my eye was dimmed by tears of actual pain at the tugging of her son, but she bore it like a soldier. "Yes, ma'am," I said when she asked me if I didn't think him a fine little fellow; "yes, ma'am, and very smart!" Somebody whistled through the hall the next day and I looked out to see if the plumber had come. But It was Mr. XX whistling "Bonnie Doon." Knowing the state of his business, I was not surprised that they had cut down their expenses, but I was sur prised when Mrs. XX said to me a few days later, "We are going down to the country this summer, Norah: we the careful cleaning the meat receives before it is put on sale. "The ; rarest article in a kosher butcher, shop is a soup tione. The de mand is very large, but the supply is limited, as the dealer's conscience and the jealousy with which he guards his reputation prevent him troni panning off on his customers bones of even the hind quarters of kosher animals unless those hind quarters have been, pro nounced perfectly kosher. He generally compromises": by reserving the soup bones for those of his customers whose circumstances do- not permit of their buying the regular cuts of beef. "The orthodox Jews. look upon their butcher as a trusted person, and the latter has rarely, if ; ever, been known to betray the trust imposed In him. He is generally sincerely religious, has learned his trade from his father and Is descended, from a long lin-> of butchers Feeling conscious of the importance of his position, he bears"himself with con slderabledlgnity. looking upon the rest of mankind as : people dependent en tirely on him for protection against the evils arising / from \u25a0 the - consumption of .'treifeV food. But* 'he;; in turn depends with implicit confidence on the shochet, who treasures the parchment creden tials 'of hl3 high office with anxious care. .\u25a0\u25a0 '\u25a0\u25a0;'•«., \u25a0•' -.-j. \u25a0'\u25a0 •',". ' \u25a0%.-.; . "If the .butcher undertakes '\u25a0 to corn beof for his orthodox customers he has to .employ .extraordinary, care. The meat;; must « first ibe soaked -* in fresh water ; for ;an hour, then it has to be bedded, in salt for .'half an"' hour and then: washed; again 'before. It goes'lnto thobrine. in whichit remains 24 hours. But little. corned beef (kosher) is made in \u25a0 conHequencp^jV The San Francisco Sunday Call are going down there to live. This house is unnecessarily large for us and we are going to sell it." Delia XX— selling her big house on . Pacific avenue and going down in the country to live! I couldn't believe my ears. "It will be so much better 'for baby to be out in the fresh country air. I can hardly wait until April. "Will you go?" 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And for the same reason she planted vegetables and flowers and got a pair of white rabbits, a pony, a canary bird, a cat and a poodle. "Baby must grow up with a love for animals," she explained, and "baby must have beau tiful baby memories," she said when she planted flowers and trees. It was not easy -to get a man to work by the day and they could not afford to keep a regular gardener, so It was Mrs. XX who got a pair of calfskin boots and cut the lawn and spaded thy rosebushes and fed the chickens and in an emergency, even milked the cow. in order that baby might always have the best conditions and surroundings. "When the cook got sick and left on a minute's notice and there was no hotel to go to and no chance of getting another cook for two days at least. Mrs. XX took off her gardening gloves and got out her cookbook. "Xo, ma'afra." I lied to her when she almost went down on her knees and begged me to remember whatever I may once have known about cooking. "No. ma'am, I don't know anything about it. I can help you with the baby and the sewing, but I havo never cooked." It was too good a chance to see the undertaker's daughter get back to first principles. She knew how to do it, too. having done it too lons in her youth to have 'forgotten entirely. The way she pinned up her skirt ami rolled Up her sleeves showed that she was raised to It. Baby must have his food prepared as usual, of course, so she went to work on soup and por ridge. "When she had her hands in the flour a peddler came and Insisted upon seeing thd lady of the house and I wouldn't excuse her; when she got ri<l of him the baby set up a howl ami wo'uldn't wait a minute for her to come to him; he got his fists in her hair ami squalled like a red Indian when she tried to get away. By that time she had to attend to the chickens and it was almost dark before she got back to the kitchen. When Mr. XX came home he found his wife, rosy and fat. bending over the stove cooking his dinner. "There is really no need of getting a cook while Mary is away." she said at the table, "if you can stand my experi menting I may learn to cook well enough to tide over this crisis. You can always get a good luncheon in town, you know. "What do you think about It?" Before Mr. XX had time to think anything about it the baby set up an other howl for his mother. Hlj* fcurse had long since been dispense^ .with. He found his mother a willing slave, ready at his beck and call, whiclt was more than he had ever been able to get out of a hired nur^ c - "Never mind about saving my dini' cr > Norah," she called as she flew to the nursery. "I'm really not hungry an>' w »>' and rll just have a little bread and milk in the nursery with baby." Mr. XX looked after her. She had lost the hour glass figure she once prided herself upon and didn't seem to have noticed the difference, \tler hands were roughened by gardening, her skin tanned by sitting out In the sun and wind all day long with the baby, and her hair, always the baby's delight. . was never smooth 10 minutes at a time. At the door she hesitated an instant and half turned toward Mr. XX . The baby had caught the sound of her flying footsteps and his howl broke off in a gurgling coo-o-o. A big 1 , happy mother smile lit up her flushed face as their eyes met ami the next minute her heels were heard on the stairs. Mr. XX finished his dinner and •went out on the veranda to smoke. I wondered if he ever thought now of the scenes In the big house, of the quarrels, the threats, the lies, the tragedy queen acts and the fake sui cides. 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