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WttiKlMKiSl^S^& A number of poor children were at a farm. The farmer gave them come milk to drink, the product of a prize cow. > v . "How did you like it?" he asked,: when .they, had- finished.'- . . . "Gee, it's fine!" said one little fellow, who added after a'pause, "I wisht our milkman kept a cow." ' r : !' - \u25a0'\u25a0\u25a0\u25a0. -'•. ' . ' . H. C. PEATE, 1555-316t St., Lincoln, Xeb. A gentleman bought a goat; for "which, he. paid $5. Shortly 1 after he received a tax bill on the goat of $8. He called on the assessor and said: "Why do you tax me ?8 on my goat when I 'paid* but $5 Cor-him?" "Well," said the assessor, "I have carefully read : what the. statute says, and it reads: ' •- .\u25a0; \u25a0 "'-..\u25a0 ; v;' '\u25a0'•_,. V •"W-hower owng <property a:batting:'onr- the, -.street' shall be". taxed $4 >a front foot" 1 '\u25a0 ":.,'."': '\u25a0\u25a0-" \u25a0\u25a0 - '\u25a0': . :'. : "' MISS E. R. LUTZ. 826 North Pierce St."; Lima, O. Two fellows, twin brothers, lived in our town. They 'looked so, much CHECKS ARE MAILED .THE SATURDAT \ TOLLOWINO PUBLICATION. - . •- -,;--,- -j- '...-'.-.- V\ *• ) Ten dollari * week v paid for these ttoriei— ss for the best, for [- the othen $1 or more. Send the fannieit ttoriet you know on J postetrdt to Editor Tour Side, P. 0. Box 1354, New York, yf/ aJike A that<- even their parents could - hardly tell f them a-part. , : Jake had no \ teeth and"^ Levi .'had. : - -- Still ' they looked precisely.^ alike? just \u25a0 the | same.' The \ m omlyi way; you oonild^ tell ; them "apart was -to • stick 5 your * finger J in ; Jake's :% moutlh and it hefbit'you, ? it'waßvLevi.V "" .: ;;.-'• :/. vv v ;,:t :• v : ; \ ]'\u25a0" r/ ; ;; l '"i : ' : -'^/Cl- : - : : HENDERSON, -411? Oliver; St.,' Cincinnati/; O.V ":/ The- meek husband at : the sup'per|table:c-"What -would youdo;lftllwas^' one of those i men 7 who: woijild-imake alkick because.t he supper ; was'cold?yr : \ § -The burly' wife: 'Td make It h'otfor yoii.'V -- -/•/ • r jr -. -.y..' < \u25a0\u25a0'. = : : '\u25a0•\u25a0•; \u25a0WIIiIiIAM;MONAHAN,IB3;Brook^Ave.,-:New,TorklCity.i'' :^- V f'V* '- f>A 5 i -• v- i*-. " •"• " .:'...-\u25a0:\u25a0•: •\u25a0 , » •:.^ i-- '.'\u25a0'"\u25a0\u25a0'. : ' .''. "J. : ;;.:*' ;;^ L"..-.-? 3'/ \u25a0. j "Please sir,!' said: the office boy, "me;grandmudd©r's: deadj^ and 'i ' -wimtV ; the afternoon^ off." : \u25a0. : -v'--;> » / " :,•/\u25a0:-:;' •_'' \u25a0•: :•'-••\u25a0 ; .:' :i; ":':\u25a0(.\u25a0 ;v : , : l>:S''".' v, Johnny," "exdaimed I his employer severely, you 'know .where •litUe*'*;' boys go^who tell ilea?" - _•>>: . " ', : ,:'\u25a0'\u25a0;•'•\u25a0•; -;"-- -^ \u0084'. \u25a0• - '\u25a0:•\u25a0 /- ; f /"' "Yes, sir. to de ball game," replied Johnny. '.' . : \u25a0 r : \u25a0• . . , . V \u25a0\u25a0\u25a0"-\u25a0 ' - .-'' HELEN ALI.EN,.- 1421 East Valley St.. :Seattle, ; .Waßh.V '\u25a0. Comic Section of The San Francisco Call ?SANi FigNeiSCp^GflL. llliiMiiKl MARy 13 1910. CQPYRtGHT. iSJO PRESS PUBL/3H/HG CO. NEW VOAK WORLD.