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The FUNNY SIDE'S FANNY STORIES
Willies mofheT had told ihim that If he went to t!he river, to play, he'd have to go to bed. One day. she was away and 'on coming jhome about 2 o'clock in the afternoon found Willie in bed. "What are you in bed for?" asked his mother. 1 "I went to the river to play and I knew you'd put me to bed, so ;I didn t iwalt fox you to come home." , „ ' - • ' - •'Did yon say your prayers before you went; to; bed?" "So" eaid Willie, "you don't suppose God would be Joaflng around nej^o Ota <We cf the day. do you? H* attfe o^.'^ ; In my daughter's school on tie east "side; New .York, one /x)f the .girl Bcholars was regularly , imperfect in her .geography leseons and^nßecord ance with the rule her parents were notified and asked to help the child.. (CHECKS AK E ;MAILED-TH B BATUKIUI H)LLOWI^;rUBLIOATION. USE W¥Ms~M^ Ten JoHars a weetlf ps^ for ftew;storie^ss f^ the others $1 or 5 more. Send . the taraucst stories you know on post<aro!s to Editor Fqnnr Side, ;P. 0. Box 1354, New, York»W^ # The teachers were promptly visited by, the Irate , mother, • who announced : "I no care 'bout i geography. I \u25a0• no know, geography, , en ; I got a man. You know/geography, you- no -got a man. ;My girl she: not learn geography, she > get a •man."" ' : "\u25a0'-• '-\u25a0- \u25a0\u25a0 \u25a0-'\u25a0* "•.•'•- *.- • \u25a0\u25a0'.\u25a0*' * • -\u25a0_ ~\u25a0 .- ~.*?~* v ~: - --- : > - *•?...-' \u25a0; ; " HELEN ' D."BOWNB, No. » 801 j ßelleville \u25a0Avenue,', Bloomfleld,' N." J., . •For the first time tihe.oltl lady. was about.to.make.a railway- journey, \u25a0.aad-™hea-flhe-aTrtvrt;"a*-<fli«:6^ l "You<ns man," rfie : saiid'to^pdrter/who/kwi^iaa.oild^aa-t^ili'illa, j cam you t^Ume where' l <^getmy. 'ticket?"" *:. T ' '.*•«.,., iv',, ; i .•: ••Why,'maim, >^h.eeaW,;"y<m;oan.ge.t it atthejbooking office through the i P Se Ssing very 'stout, - sh« . looked at . th« . hole ( in -\u25a0 amazement arid then j burst ' out in a rage : "Go awayiwlth ; you, you old idiot, how can I - get through > «^ re? > ; l ',^. '•« 722VPar 88 o na >«.! Columbu,. O. Comic Section of The San Francisco Call SUNDAY JUL/i 5 * 1910. C(PYRt<iHTjSIQ PftESS PUBLISHING CO* NEW YORK WORLD.