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Most of us know that ■ : i the ambassador spoke truly, but we would like to be informed what secret and malig nt influences arc so constantly and in so many shapes at work to create bad feeling I between this nation and Japan. That some Mich conspiracy is afoot is the belief of official circles in Washington. The position is thus described: Conspiracy to Embroil Japan and America When Senator Lodge '-aid in the senate the other day. supplcment ie speech of Senator Rayncr on the Mexican situation, that there be a prearranged, .cut and dried effort in the newspapers to tuble between Japan and the United State-;, he did not mean, vplained. that the newspapers are purposely stirring up trouble, but that they arc'being ascd by somebody for thi> purpose. aytng that much. Mr. Lodge gave voice to the belief that is in the minds of the president, the officials of the «tate department, members • foreign relations committees of the senate and house, and other* in Washington, that the persistent talk about President Taft's activity in the Mexican situation being due to the discovery of a treaty between i and Mexico is nursed and kept alive by those who desire for some ■•- to bring about a war between Japan and the United States. What, tor example, was the inspiration and source of the elab orately circumstantial story recently published concerning a secret treaty between Japan and Mexico giving the former Magdalena bay for a naval base and coaling station? That mysterious invention could have come only from a source equally hostile to the United States and Japan. It was promptly shown, to be a falsehood and was from the first wildly improbable, as we pointed out in these columns at the time of publication. invented this story was assuredly an enemy of the United States, because these tales, even when shown to be untrdie, always leave a certain residuum of bad feeling. It may be hoped that an effort will be made by the state depart tn find the source and motive of this injurious invention. THE political situation in Washington is unprecedented as well as unsatisfactory, Mr. Taft. who is the accepted leader of the republican party, is out of touch with both factions of his following; in congress. Neither the insurgents nor the standpatters arc in cordial relations Binff in congress. Neither the insurgents ie standpatters arc in cordial relations with the White House. In fact, the course of the insurgents in the senate is regarded as extraordinary as well as quite out of line with their past pretensions in regard to the tariff. They are reported to be in opposition to the reciprocity agreement with Canada, not withstanding that this measure is in the right line of their professed policy to reduce the cost of living,by a downward revision of duties. It is understood that the insurgent opposition to reciprocity is <luc to personal ambitions of aspirants for the republican nomination for president next year, but this fact, while it may explain, docs not improve the situation. The president's position is thus described in a Washington dispatch: .Apparently the situation is not worrying the president in the least, lie seems to have come around to the view that -when the people want certain things done it is immaterial to them whether the accomplishment is light about through one political party or the other. The president believed when he called congress in special session that the people of the United States favored the Canadian reciprocity agreement and desired to fee it ratified promptly. »He still holds to this view. Since the people want reciprocity with Canada, it is immaterial, according to the White House view, whether the agreement shall be ratified in congress by republican votes or democratic vote?. Of course. President Taft would be greatly pleased to have his Canadian reciprocity agreement receive the support of all the republicans, but he is not losing any sleep because [the republicans are not backing him up. This is to say that the president; is not playing politics and is not concerned about the means employed to accomplish a useful purpose as long as those means arc honest, and he will trust to the good sense of the American people to assign the praise or blame fur the results accomplished. An Unusual Situation in Congress rilK letter written by Reekman Winthrop, assistant secretary of the navy, to Representative Knowland, while according- a png approval for the use of fuel oil in the navy, nevertheless shows a disposition to raise aclcs to the change from coal and to throw cold water on the proposition. We can readily understand that a powerful and interest^! The Navy Department Moves Slowly hi to a radical innovation might have ithstanding the conceded advantages of :i in point of efficiency, economy and saving- of space. We understand the difficulty that Mr. Winthrop c in relation to the installation of depots for the supply of fuel oil to the navy. How. for example, is this difficulty more serious in the case of oil than in that of coaling stations'? Mr. Winthmp perhaps might urge that coal can be bought in any commercial port, whereas oil could only be had on the American coait and in Mich depots as the department might install on non contiguous territory. All this is true in time of peace, but not important at any time. It is quite untrue in time of war. when the navy -would be wholly dependent for supplies of fuel on our own stations or dcp< al is contraband of war and can not be soid to countries in conflict without violation of the neutrality laws. It is for this (hat Great Britain has established naval coaling stations at strategic points all over the world. It is as easy to establish oil slati"! However, the navy departnY albeit slowly. It is EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE CALL? Mary Knows You’re Not a Gentleman You know Mary. She works in your building. P'raps she operates the telephone, or she may be a stenographer; it is quite pos sible she's a filing clerk. You meet her every day in the elevator. She hops off and on at practically every floor—a plainfaced, plainly dressed working woman, who quietly slips to one side of the car, so that you never notice her—that's why you don't remove your hat. It's strange, isn't it, how some folks can fade themselves into the background. It's entirely different with Mrs. Ponsonby Puffles. No sooner does her well shod foot reach through the door than your head is bared, you stand to one side, you remember that you are a gentle man —a man of breeding—you're proud of your gallant instincts; you understand the right things in life; one can tell at a glance that you are not a boor. But, hold a while; perhaps we are hasty. Are you a gentleman? It may be that you are a cheap tin imitation. Winced, didn't you? That shot went home. In your heart of hearts, you realize that you are half a cad and half a snob. What you mistake for polish is varnish. Your breeding is laid on as occasion demands. Underneath, you are a soft, weak, low grade piece of timber —cruel as only a little man can be mean. Oh, Mary knows. She sees through you. She realizes your true measure. Men like you make working women hate life. They come from every quarter of the land and from every estate in life —these sober faced, plain slaves of the treadmill. Chance and mischance cast them upon strange beaches. The law of supply and demand fixes their wage; the brutal tradition of sex inferiority handi caps their advance. The dollars in their pay envelopes are shorter {Copyright, 1911. by usually from three to live years behind the British admiralty, but it is gratifying to learn from Mr. Winthrop that the two battleships now planning will be exclusive oil burners. COLONEL JQIIN BIDDLE of the engineers' corps is going I about the collection of data bearing on,the improvement and ** opening to navigation of the San Joaquin river from Stockton ■' ■ ■■■ ■ 7' to Fresno in a practical way, A canal from Stockton running south into the heart of the great valley is much to be desired. Congress I has authorized a survey of the river as far '":- ' , south as Herndon, which, as Colonel Biddle in his letter on the subject says, is some 240 "river miles'' south of Stockton. The statement of this fact is enough to .give some idea of the crookedness of the river as it winds through the valley, and it might imply that for effective canal purposes the river would .have to be straightened at many places after purchase of rights of way. It is the object of Colonel Biddle, indicated in his circular letter. to get information from the people interested on this subject and others concerned with the project. A most important branch of flip matter i«i tht> r>n««;ihlr rnnflirt of navigation and irrigation inter- A San Joaquin Valley Canal ests, and it is chiefly to throw light on this branch of the subject that Colonel Biddlc suggests an open conference of delegates from the riparian and other communities affected. The chambers of commerce of the San Joaquin valley towns would do well to act on the suggestion and organize a joint conference. • COLONEL ROOSEVELT tells the Saturday Evening Post that he is not a candidate for president, and this announce ment is in full accord with expectation as well as with his What Roose velt's Enemies Accomplished Governor Hughes and his supporters were entirely responsible for my appearance at Saratoga. T didn't get them into the fight. They were in the tight. All I did was to try to help them out in a fight in ■which they were right. As long as they were in it I couldn't Stay out. When I got back from Europe I wanted to go home and be quiet: T didn't want to mix in polities'. But 1 wai importuned on every hand— by the insurgents of the west and by the progressive* of my own state —• to help along the movement for honesty in high places in the political and financial world. It seemed to me that it whs my duty to try to help them in the tight for popular government, without any regard to what tht effect might be tome personally. I didn't see how I cOttld keep out of the fight and retain my self-respect; so I went into it. The colonel made % bully tight, but he was beaten by a rather strange combination of the Wall street interests with the goo goos and the heavy respectables. The latter were too fine and finicky to relish the colonel's hearty and somewhat robustious methods and they joined hands for once with Wall street and Tammany, with the result that Avhile they did beat Roosevelt, they put the state government in the control of Boss Murphy of Tammany, acting under orders from Thomas Fortune Ryan. The goo goos defeated Roosevelt out of petty spite and jealousy, but they did the state of Xcw York a positive injury. GLENN CURTISS. whose trial flights from warships in San 1 f Diego harboriiavc been the subject of international military interest, is convinced that the future of warfare-is: in the air, : ! 1 not figuratively, but literally. lie propounds this alarming prophecy : fTn the next* war I expect to see warships destroyed by aeroplanes. This , can be done by v sacrificing the life of one man to destroy, a war ■ r _ ■;;' —' * ship and its whole crew. An aeroplane, carrying 1.000 pounds of cxploMye, can hover about a battleship and destroy it by dropping the explosive accurately^ or diving into the ship with the dynamite. It is a bloodthirsty suggestion of,■wholesale murder. A distorted patriotism might inspire an aviator to give away his life on such terms, but as a commercial proposition the inducements are not alluring. \v An Aviator's Prophecy of War Apart from the individual point of view, it is a question whether humanity docs not demand that some limits be placed on the horrors of modern scientific warfare. The nations are agreed not to use explosive bullets. They might go one step farther and agree to limit war to land and sea. Conservatism Disgusted .Scot .(to athletic friend who has been beaten by many seconds In the 100 yards)— Hoot! Dang it, Sandy,,an", why'did ye no run faster? The Canny Athlete — It-run faster-r? Tut, tut, mont—an"'me resarvinp my. pel for the bagpipe competition?-—The Sketch/ ■ , ' ■■ - ---i; ', ■. ■ known friendship for Mr. Taft. The interest ing part of the interview conies with the colonel's relation of some inside New York politics affecting .the late election. Quoting the colonel: The Important Question c"-l*! ask you to marry me In a min ute, (iriselda. if it wasn't for my finan cial affairs. You see, I'm in pretty bad shape, and— ''Yes, I know your shape isn't very good, Stephen; it never, has been. But what were you going to my about your financial affairs?' — Chicago; Tribune. ■ -" •'« •:; \ -_'■ -■, ; -" " HERBERT KAUFMAN Ahswers to Queries SEWING—A. C.S. anil A. G. City. How can a *trl be. t.iueht tewing without *olng to- * Rfhnrtl or sf-rrhifr an upprenfloeiiblp trlth a drew maker? Are there any tewing tcbools in thli cityj . Engage the services of a private teacher. There are sewing: classes con nected -with the domestic science de partment of the public schools. • « * TWENTY' YEARS AGO—A. J.. city. Friends of this department have sent Information as to the authorship of the verses, "Twenty Years Ago." It Is by I^ambert and may be found in old time recitation books and In "Silver Bells." If you will send a self addressed and stamped envelope to this department, a copy of the verses will be mailed to you. ' - •- * • LIME. TREES—J. TT., TJ«>rmor». What city in Europe is p»!!i><l "th« city of the lime trees"? How did It obtain that name? » Lelpslc, or l>lpzlfr. The name was formerly Llbsk or Lipzk from the. Sla vonic lip or llpa. said to mean the home of the linden or lime tree. \v . • ..- : • • •■■ r.onn MAYOR— Subscriber. City. What In the salary of the lord mayor of London, England? H T*n thousand pounds sterling a year, or ?50,000. r f '■ • • '■«-• . / TIME -W. V. S.. E«/t Oakland. What time 111 It In Horta, « posporr In Fayal. Azores islands, when It i« noon In San Francisco?: " 7:33:05 p. m. ■ -' i * » * . • ST. LOUIS FAlß—<''.. Watsonritle. When was the fair at St. Louis opened »nd when did It close? Opened April 30, 1003, closed Decem ber 1, 1904. •• . • UNITED STATES I.AND H. 1... Renlria. Where »honl<) I apply for Information about un hom»stf«<l<>d lamlit In thin part nf the state? United States land office, Oakland. * • • GOVERNMENT—W. U.. CUrtntin*. A rr.rro- S','"nil(-u! writing from Sacramento -nays: "In a recent Ir*iii>, in answer to a question by -TV. R. - of. CbrUtlnc, v..,, b.t that tbe fxprcuslon, 'frnvernm<>nt of th« r*oplp. ■hr the people, for fh» p»opl».' dm by Lincoln In hi* tp««rb :. at t»ctty*l)ur(r. wan original as to the language with Lincoln, hut that the germ It found In an n<l.lre.«s d«-llTi>r*d by one Tarker in Boston in .Inl.v. 18S8. TIM R«rm of that uprepnton gee* back to January 28, 1830, when Daniel W»'bni»r made ht« reply to Senator Robert V. Hayne of South Caroline. In defending the ronstttu tl<vi a« the work of tin- people he laid: 'It Is. *lr. the people* constitution, made for the Pfople. made by the people and answerable <to tie people.' The langnnce' Is applied to th» constitution and not to the )t< ivernnient and i* not 'or,' 'for' and "by." Those changes were made •by l'i»»i.Uii; ■ Lincoln to • suit the. «üb]ect of hi.« »<ldre*s and the iiecaaion of It. In i.in coin's ropy of an*anti-flatery addrenit by Parker there was found marked the statement. "Dem ocracy is direct self-government over all the people, i.y nil in people, for all the people. and It- is presumed from- this that that ex pre*»ion w«« In Lincoln's mind when he wrote bin Gettysburg addres*." nil-r^-Sobscriber. City. What was th» s i T eu name of tbe confederate officer. Hill, who w«» killed dnrlnjr the ciril war? When and where was be killed? Ambrose Powell Hill, lieutenant gen eral In the confederate army, killed April 2, 1865,. la the final assault on the confederate lines before Peters burg. • ' TriRF.E BATTLES— P.. City, now many men were origiur"'! in the battle* of Gettj-*bor«,- Pedan and Mukden? What were the casualties la each? t -- GPttypburg. 82.000: union soldiers. "3.000 confederates; 3,072 union soldiers killed. "14.497 wounded; • 2,592 confed erates killed, 12.703 wounded. Sedan 145,000 French soldiers, 180,000 Germwn; French losses about 25,000. Germans about 20,000. Mukden. 450,000 Japanese soldiers, 410,000 Russians; 'Japanese loss 60,000; Russians' 100,0t»0, according to one estimate, and Japanese killer) and wounded and 107. 'Rus* sians according1 to another. nri.r: FOR ■ SPELLlNG—Snbfcrlber, City. Whit Ik th» rule {or »p<>llii)i; w>r.ls In Eneli»h that end in ••«■■■? 'Words ending: in "e -I drop that letter before . the termination ; "attfe," as in ••move," "movable,"' unless ending in "c«" or "ge." when "♦" is retained, as in "change," 'changeable.? ..' ■ WAGNERS MCSIC-lC ntr. I, Wagner's opera music classed is light or bciTy? ,: Heavy. ( .""*.■ CARCSO— F. H. C., CUT. • Pid Caruso erer Bidst »■ the Drphcum? v ,.■'■-■ -| NO. ■.. ■'■■;;.. '.;■ '. :, "■. * ',' V : '"'. : .. "•■■■"• '.••.'■■•/ «TOY'S ROOK -t. F. Oakland/ Ii it true that th» University of rilifiirnix bin offfrod a priM of 11.000 for th» best Mssr on ToUtor's book. "Mbit Is t»:B« I>ou<-- " ' ■ Th«: university)has not. but Truxtun Beale, one of the regents, has. ■■■ ; • • • • FLOOR CRACKS—H. T. W.. M»ntfr». How i« puprr prf pared for ruse In fllllnj; cracks in floor*? c :*"•_;" ,Old newspapers , are soaked in water In a bucket until they form a pulp and , this, 1 just damp, accomplishes the pur- Innsn.' * ":',--- : ■_-''- '-■ "_•; ; " •..--%',:" ■" ■'_ than those in yours, and every penny must travel a longer and a harder road. But they're game; they never whimper. Time fades the roses from their skins and streaks their faces with the yellowing tinge of maturity, but they meet circumstance without a yellow streak in their blood. They're unprotected, yet they do not ask protection. They're content with the best that they can find, and they starve through it, stifling yearning after yearning with a grit and a tenacity that you could never show. Why, look where we are getting! Here we smarted out talking about you, and for the last five minutes we have been rambling through a glorification of female labor. What was it that set us off the track? Oh, yes, Mary in the ele vator. But, come to think of it, Mary's right in the track—right in your track—-brutalized, bemeaned, humiliated every day by you— you, who realize all the rigor of workaday lives—you, who, because of contrast with the ease and luxury and leisure which your own daughter and wife and sister enjoy, should be first to render respect to womanhood at its best—constantly fail in the simplest of courtesies. A gentleman! Why, you don't know the meaning of the word! It is a.title of honor to be borne only by the kindly, by the thoughtful. It is a name of distinction conferred upon those who lose no oppor tunity to render homage to worthiness and integrity. This is Sunday, and you've lots of time to think it over. You'll meet Mary again tomorrow. Will you meet a better you in the mean while? * . Herbert Kaufman. Side Lights From Washington WHEN the sixty-second congress came to an end March 4 the leadership of the senate nom inally passed from Nelson W. Aldrich of Rhode Island to Boles Pen rose of Pennsylvania, As a matter of fact. Senator Aldrich had surrendered his commission weeks before the ses- I eion closed and it was Senator Penrose. who directed the uncertain republican organization in the tumultuous party conflict which created tension all over the country. Penrose is admittedly the new leader of the senate. The story of his start In life presents nothing of the simple annals of the poor. He is a member of a wealthy and aristocratic Philadelphia family. He was educated by tutors and then went to Harvard. His rhief hobby Is the Pennsylvania republican organization, and It is said of him that when asked Why he never married, he replied, "I'll marry any woman the republican organization In dorses." He has not been In a theater In 30 years and does not know how to play poker, but he does know how to play politics. <"'hamp Clark, speaker of the house of representatives, was formerly presi dent of Marshall college, and his chief interests are farming and books. "Nearly all the presents I receive." he said, "are in the form of books. Scarce ly a week goes by without the arrival of one hook at my home or at the of fice. I think 1 have the finest collection <>f bookfl in the south. Politics l» all right and I Ilk* my new job immensely. hut nothing will ever take the place of good hooks In my estimation. Some day T am going to write a chapter showing how a pig under a gate started the civtl war and how the first man who was killed was a Missourian." Speaker Clark is now making a col lection of odd gavel* and has six to his credit. He had two more, hut broke them trying to maintain order in the. house. While William Jennings Bryan was in Washington recently one of - the re publican ; lnsurgrents suggested to him that 'he 1; run a grain for the: presidency. Said the insurgent to the one tin boy orator: «'■ . ; "The >ideas that you h«v» "I)Cfn preaching: for years seem to have been if '. " ■■ ■ ' = J. R. ROBERTS, a banker of , Madpra. who bn« been receiving treatment at the Adler «ana torlum. lias completely rccotered hi* health - and taken apartment* at th« Palace.' JOSEPH L. HACKETT. a distlllor of LoulrriUe*. , " Kjr.. Is registered at the Palace, With Mm la liis MM, 1.. CHackett. who i* associated wit!) bis father la th* distilling trainee*. . ■; • ■•■«-■ ■ . 8. A. BLTTHE, an oil operator of Bakerifleid, is registered at the St. Francis. A. D, MYERS, a mining man llring at Lot Ange les, Is at the St. Francis. E. E. .TONES, an oil operator of Bxkersfield, Is ' at the St. Francis. ■ J. H. SHARPE, a merchant of Red Bluff, Is at the Union. Square. . - * • • • CO. HOOPER of Knights Landing Is registered at the. Arlington. . . - : •*- t ' ■ J. J. BTTRT. an attorney of Chicago, is staying at the Colonial.' . X J. FRICKE, a lumHermas at New x«tk, is at the Colonial. « * * K. O. BARRY, a Reno attorney, Is staying at the Stewart. -'-•■ •' .*- I F. D. HATTON. a ttock rancher of Montrrey, It at the Palace. *• , •'••,* M. ■F. '; TARPEY, ■ a capitalist of Fresno, is .at -.the Palace..- '•,■ • • • E. K. ANTHONY, a banker of Xew York,'is at ': .. the Turpln. ' , - D.'KAYLAND, a capitalist of Seattle, is at the • Stanford. ' . / •■-'. • • * R. D. REIMEB -f Tertland ;« registered at the Bellerue. H. 8. McBAIK of Orlaml la staying at Ihe Yon Porn. B. HARTLEY of Portland it tt the Eelleru*. IRA E. BENNETT taken up pretty generally by'the fore most leaders of the day. Roosevelt put some of them into effect, Taft others, and "Woodrow "Wilson is uslny nearly all of them. Isn't this to considered the fruition of your years of campaign ing?" *~ ■_: • .'< Bryan smiled and modestly admitted that such was the fact. The man who talked to him is convinced that Bryan's first, choice ; for the , nomination for president Is "William Jennings Bryan, his second Champ Clark and his third Woodrow Wilson. '• •* - Bryan Is said to he feeling hii ground carefully. Tf he finds that the trend is toward Wilson of New Jeftey it is altogether likely that he wiU swing into line. If he finds it is toward Harmon, and relieves that ha could weld the Clark and Wilson fac tions into a following for himself, h* will offer himself for ■ fourth time as the candidate of the democratic party for the presidency. Senator Stephenson of WiUonsin. who presented President Taft wltli Pauline, now established as the White House cow, says that the president does not feed her as he should. "If the president fed Pauline prop erly," said Senator ■._ Stephenson, "lie would fare much better. Her Aunt Gertrude stives 65 pounds of .milk each day. Pauline ought to give nearly all of that, but the president was. telling me he \ only gets 18 pounds from he-. and that was quite enough toi his family.' , • Assistant Secretary Hale of th" «tat 9 department, who was talking with Sen ator Stephenson, asked how much milk a pound is. "Oli, a pound Is a pint. Tt tak'•« eißht pints to make a gallon." "And you liave a cow that gives 8 1-8 gallons of milk a day?" Senator Stephenson never waver «d. ' "Sure," he replied; "Gertrude do«.-s It. So could Pauline, only they do not fee<l her ensilage and let her drink as often as she might." . "Senator Stepli»nnon." said Hale, "you want a diplomatic appointment for Davidson of; Wisconsin. Now listen to me.' If you can't find a vacancy I. will make one by resigning-.. I would gUaly do more than that for a man who can tell as good a cow story as the one you have told/'^gaeKg . •? PERSONS IN THE NEWS STEPHEN I. DAY, * wholesale' plumbing sup plies manufacturer of; Sacramento and a golf player of note, is at the Palace. He is ac companied by, tils wife. : . 3. B. F. BRADFORD. Mr«. Bradford and MIM ■'"m "' all of «.'M.n»ko. ; who are touring. th* Pacific coast, are registered at the Fairmont. WALTER R. VAN- SICKLAND. traveling pas ' »enger agent of th» Southern raclfle, it regis tered at the Stewart. ': ■--'•/ ' • -■ • FRANK XcDERHOTT. proprietor of ■ depart ment More in Seattle,: »ml Mr«. McDermott are at the Palace." • '".■'• • JUDGE T. J. TRABTTCCO of Mariposa. who will open court in fan Francisco tomorrow, is at th- Argonaut. :'• ■■' ' • • ' *ySS£I C. R. SHIPMAN of New York, who his tulnlnc interetts in Nevaja, is staying at the St. Fraud*. • '.•'■*; • H. H. TAMMEN, part owner of the Denver Pout, ■who Is also interested in a circus, la at tits Talari. A. TTJTEK. a manufacturer of building material of rieTdand, 0., and Mrs. Tuten are at the Pjlate." '» .-'.'." '\.'' »♦"'"'•'■""'■»', T. A. BPAWIJNO, a banter cf Sacramento. an* Mr». Sptwllng are registered at the Turpln. '2>': McENEBNEY, * mining man of Wlßnemncet. . and. Mr«. M. Enernej- , are at tlie Turpln. j ROBERT HALL, "a fnilt grower of Sonoma, unit Mrs. Hal! are at the Vnion Square hotel. BHQBD •■'■•- ■■■•-- ' ELLIS FIRED, a; wholesale furniture dealer ;«f ' Btlt Lake City, Is staying »t the Palace. • • * ■1.; U. SOBENTHAL. a ! manufacturer of.' y, w y i ; ' York,.ls noppißc;at.-the Stanford.: r# W. CARLSON, a Modesto rancher. U among. tß»> recent arrivals at the Argonaut;' ■■'•' -"-,.'■:■■ ■ ■ ••//-».- =»-.• , i ' ■ , . . . J. HAMPTOST or MeGUi is It the Yon Dora. ; APRIL 30, 1911