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The San Francisco call. [volume] (San Francisco [Calif.]) 1895-1913, June 25, 1911, Image 16

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"Pa," came from . little Willie's - voice from the darkness
of the nursery. :\ Pa gave a* bad Imitation of a snore. ll He was
tired and did not -.wish to 1 be disturbed. •,'•"'■;- ' 1'V ~.
. "Pa," came , the'.'little. voice '■ again. '*':: ,-■'
'.'■'-'• "What is it, 1 Willie?" replied the ; father, sleepily.' '.',,;' :
"Turn in here; 'I want to ast you sumpin'," said the V
voice. . „''":"';': -.... ... '.:■': ■.. ',,...-.. ■;.'.:. -,;"■"■ '^%"i:^':,:. :..■„,.. l'.'C":-I
} So Pa rose from his downy bed and, putting on bath- d!
; robe and ' slippers, . marched into-the* nursery.
/. , "Well, -what is it now?" he'asked.> : -..:.,- ;/.!
"Say, pa," said little * Willie, "if you was to feed; the cow.- '•',' 'i
on soap would she give shaving cream?"■■-' ' r v-V-:i-~* r*>
' MISS LAURA HILG15MAN." No. 2007 California arenas. Bt. Lcult. Me.
teacher in a public school asked a pupil what he;would
have if he : hadj ten apples 1 and, he * gave » nine-tenths ,of ! them
away. ; He said: "I would "have. my brains examined." ,
' JOHN McGUIBIa. No. 109 North Eighth tt«et. r Brooklyn. N. X. .
Lazy Luke—What ? yo' I doin*? ' '-. :•'■!
Industrious Ike—Ah has ter hustle ter-day. De-Mystic.
; Swine :am comin' dls ebenin'. , ;,
*"". ''„'.,! /'■-'■'■).'•*! "i-,7j . " E. K. B1AEE. No. 886 Hill ttiee*.' Athens. ', Qa."
. Martha Ann .does not «know, that a young cow; is a calf,
but ! she knows that a "young dog ; is' a pup.
' '■[' '■':. J Yesterday;» she came ; running to * me j and • exclaimed:
»; "Oh, mamma, here* is a cow. and a little puppy cow."
-; ■'■ ; Atrs: W. E. BUTTON. No. 328 Howard :tTtauai,;JeaCT3onTiii^ lad.
, \ Susie, a i little, colored girl, assisted •, a maiden j lady with -*
.] her work and went to school- .. One day she said to her teacher: ,
("Dey,say de good Lord- made a man for : eberyi woman, but; he
!sure done forgot to make one for. Miss Sarah." . -.*•'.
--'■■ '.'■'- MYRTLE O. COOVEB, Bonnie Row County, O.
i- . "Dear teacher," wrote little Johnny's mother, "kindly ex-...
.'cuse Johnny's absence from school yesterday■•; afternoon, ? as
•he fell i in . the mud. ". By doing the same you will greatly) oblige
his mother."-; - '^mwUs^tmmaSmfftfVmmW^ ■"
..-•'_■ HAROLD FERRIS. No. 163 Sherman street. Funic. N. 1.
..,.:, "Say, Jim,, don't look so sad just because your girl jilted
fou."-"..'•.■..'.'■;■''''..■'..-'■.-'. ; ■•' • ■'".; '•',"".-"' '''■'-'.
j Jim —It ' isn't that, but she sent, the ring j- back I .gave hex
V 'in a little box labelled,. "Glass, handle with' care." , : " " •
: Miss HELEN- VALGHAN. No. 138 Maine meet, Quiacy. IS.
,. "John, : did Mrs. -Greene; get the medicine that I recom
mended?"
..-.'." "I guess so," Teplied John. "I crape on the door tha
I' morning." Mji.,WILL 0.' GREENE. Dtjtoaa Beicn/Fit., Box 133...
Mrs. WIIaL C. GREENE. Dajiona Beam. Fla., Box 133.
' Upon the monument of - a beloved, missionary, is inscribed
this epitaph: "He was shot by his attendant. • Well done,
■good and faithful servant-"-' / ; «"; •
' Mr. . C. 0." CRAWFORD, No.: 18 Gultiiis itrret,' Ana Arbor, Mica.
- Mistress —Did -the fisher man. who called here this morning
-' - have: frogs' legs? -".' , '>- ',.'„;< .- ' r
Servant— mum, 1 don't, know, lie wore pants...
'^.iM;NOONAN. Scbenetus. N. " Y., ;Outgo; County.
Small Boy—Say, don't you 'have anything to do with that
kid over there.: ' : - •■■'••""
j . Friend—Why not? v ... ? .; ■ . ■,'-■/ :•'•''-., .-.,
I Small Boy—'Cause he's a coward. The other day he
■ kicked ; me bright in the "stomach when my back was turned.
: CHARLES HOLCOMB.- No. 138 Murray 'afreet.; BtoCliimton.-; N. Y.
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