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TUESDAY COMMENT AND OPINION GOVERNOR JOHNSON reached Sacramento, on his return from Chicago, Saturday morning, and within five minutes was mounted on a baggage truck and talking. The governor is an industrious talker. If he would work at the job to which he was elected with half the zeal he gives to the job of talking and doing politics the tax payers might not have to go so deep into their pockets to pay the state's bills this year and next. With his usual sonorous phrasing the governor praised himself and his new party, in which, it appears, are congregated all the virtues—including Hiram Johnson, in the front row. What positions Bill Flinn and Dan Hanna occupy in the Angel Band the governor did not saw But doubtless those eminent purists will see that no guilty dollar of the harvester trust's contributions escapes. Among other things, the governor said: "The main basis of the campaign will be social and industrial justice and the political reforms with which we have become so familiar in California." It is pleasing to learn that the governor has been reading The Call. In making the people familiar with the political reforms of Messrs. McCabe, Xeylan, Stetson, Richardson, Pillsbury, Tom Finn and other dear—not to say expensive—reformers of politics, this paper has had the governor's own enlightenment in mind quite as much as the information of the tax payers. A governor who has been in his office only in the few intervals of constant political cam paigning during eleven months certainly needs a little information as to what has been done to the state during his absence. If he has time, before he goes away irom the state again to campaign for his own election to another office, it is to be hoped that the governor will look into the affairs of his office. Mr. McCabe is really overworked in the triple role of deputy governor, ringmaster and chief clerk of the pie counter. Besides, Governor Johnson, there is an increasing number of plain, hard working folks who can not figure out how it profits them to elect a reform and retrenchment administration which costs them hundreds of thousands of dollars more than the former administra tions, whose extravagance you so eloquently denounced from every stump when you were running for office on pledges of economy and saving. These figures, governor, these talking figures, are making a great impression on the chaps who have to foot the bills. MEYER LISSNER has been appointed a member of the national campaign committee of the bull moose party. He still retains the chairmanship of the republican state central committee in California. He does this in order to betray the organization, the plans and the campaign strategy of one party to another. Mr. Lissner, you can talk all the fine talk about pure motives and clean politics that you want to talk, but you are a political crook, when all is said. The sorriest tinhorn gambler would be ashamed of such methods as you use in politics. They are precisely the tactics of the racetrack tout. They won't win you anything, Mr. Lissner. A FEW months ago Folsom penitentiary needed a supply of j leather, and bids were asked. The contract called for $4,000 worth of leather. The two lowest bidders were a California fi rm —the Wagner tannery at Stockton —and a Chicago firm. The' Chicago bid was $8.17 lower than the California factory's bid. The state board of control, under the direction of Governor Johnson's lackey, J. F. Neylan, awarded the contract to the Chicago firm— though there were circumstances of quality, home supply and the like which made the domestic factory's bid really the lowest. Four thousand dollars of the tax payers' money went to Illinois to stay, in order to make an apparent ridiculous saving of $8.17. At the very same time in which the state board of control was thus showing its zeal for economy the governor of the state was sending daily and hourly telegrams concerning his private political affairs, and not in any way connected with the state's official busi ness, and the same economical state board of control was cheerfully ordering the cost of these messages to be paid out of state funds. The pettiness and contemptible meanness of these transactions are sharply emphasized by contrast. And this is exactly what was to be expected when, instead of placing men of business experience and standing in control of the immense business of the state, the governor paid a political debt by putting the expenditure of millions of your money, tax payers of California, in the hands of an employe of the San Francisco Bulletin— a man with no business experience at all, and who had never before handled as much as $5,000 at once in his life. It is for such sen ice as this that you tax payers are fleeced for salaries and expenses of these incapable job holders, to the amount of $160,000, when the same work was always done prior to this reform administration by the governor, the attorney general and the secretary of statf, acting ex officio as a board of examiners without extra pay. Neighbor, it may amuse you to' hear and to talk about the present administration's reform and economy, but when you come to dig down in your pocket to help PAY for it, it's a safe bet that you are going to stop talking and do some thinking. Those dollars the tax collector will ask you for come pretty hard, you know - mmm " THE play war now raging about us is irresistibly attractive to the joke makers, and great is the self-restraint of the paragrapher who does not sharpen a lead pencil or unlimber a typewriter with fiendish glee lighting up his cadaverous countenance—to employ the thrilling style of Old Sleuth, the Three Toed Tracker of the Tomales Trail. But play as the war is, these maneuvers are serious enough and will set some of us to earnest thinking. It has often been said that San Francisco has more military bolts and bars on her front door than will ever be needed to keep out an enemy, and that meantime the back door stands wide open. These maneuvers are meant to find out whether this is so or not. If the result of the fighting between the Blue and Red armies proves that an enemy can disembark a heavy force on this coast and march upon this city from the rear, capturing it and its fortifications, that result becomes a matter of the highest import and should engage the serious thought and the earnest action of sensible men until the fatal weakness in our line of defense is strengthened to meet any attack. The nation is at peace and no Avar cloud in sight. But we have all seen such a cloud come suddenly to overcast the sky, and not to be prepared for such a storm is the surest method to invite it. THE state of California has ceded the control of their water fronts and tide lands to Oakland, Los Angeles, San Diego and Long Beach. San P'rancisco asks a similar cession of its water front. The request will not be granted while Governor Johnson and Meyer Lissner of L<os Angeles can hinder it. Do you want to know why? Read the answer in last Sundayjs Call, The water front here, under the pure and righteous manipula tions of that apostle of reform, Mr. Tom Finn, just about pays the expenses of pure politics in campaign seasons. Give Apostle Finn thirty days in which to get busy and he can make the water front the most productive garden for the growth of "voluntary" campaign contributions known to current history. Just as long as the Johnson-Lissner machine needs financial oil to keep its holy wheels running smoothly, just so long will San PHIL FRANCIS EDITORIAL PAGE OF THE CALL Francisco ask in vain for possession of its water front. The only possible chance to get the water front is to smash the Lissner Los Angeles machine. CHESTER H. ROWELL on the subject of the bull moose platform: The first draft was drawn by Gifford Pinchot, William D. Lewis and myself. * * * There never was a platform which came from such high sources. Pecksniff has acquired the most noticeable bull moose charac teristic—a coy and shrinking modesty. THE San Diego Tribune very sensibly observes: A family quarrel may be bitter, but that does not argue that the warring factions will take up arms against their household. When Hiram Johnson was stumping the state on behalf of "progressive reform" he stated explicitly that his sole object \vas to "kick the Southern Pacific out Of politics." In no expression or explanation at that time did he intimate that it was his ulterior purpose to destroy the party as an organ ization or to carry it over bodily to an independent party organized solely to give Theodore Roosevelt a third term in the presidency. If he had so intimated there wouldn't have been a grease spot left of him. And as matters now stand there is every indication that the grease spot con tingency is still imminent. Every word of that paragraph is trye. The Johnson-Lissner Copartnership assumes that the votes given to Johnson in the guber natorial election were given to him personally—to Hiram Johnson, instead of to the candidate of the republican party. Lissner expresses this belief in his refusal to resign the chairmanship of the state republican committee. It is a cheeky assumption—very much in line with the colossal egotism characteristic of the bull moose and his bull calves. PERSONS IN THE NEWS CHARLES 8. LVSK. secretary of the l>ur«au of Catholic Indian mission*, Is at tbe Pala-o with his eon, Rufua S. Lusk. Tb« son bas been In the treat ns one of the Indian reservations for his health. Luak has a directing influence over 100 Indian missions and To schools, which are attended by more than 5,000 children. Ue makes his home in Washington, D. C A £~ M MR. AHD MRS. T. L. PUTNAM, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Rau, Mr. and Mrs. L. H. Strauss, Miss I. Jacobs, Isaac Blumentha! and Mrs. Cath arine Jarek were among the passengers from this city who sailed Saturday from New York in route to Europe on the George Washington. * * # MAURICE LEON, representative of several French newspapers, is at the St. Francis with Mrs. Leon. He lias come west to study San Fran cisco and to write of the etposition. He makes his home in New York. # * •» SHERMAN 3. HEDGES and Mrs. Hedges of Los Angeles Georgs H. Bisbee of Forest Hill, A. L. Cowell Of Modesto and Mr. and Mrs. T. M. McNamara of Bakersfleld arc guests at the Manx. ■ * * * 1. C. DREBCHER, a wholesale grocer of Sacra mento, is at the Palace with Mrs. Prescher, W. E. Kleinsorges, Mrs. Kleinswges and Miss Richardson. 0. GIROUX, a wholesale grocer of Montreal, is at the Union Square with hie son. TBey are on their «ht home after a trip through the south ern states. * * # C. GEORGE KROGNESS. an advertising man of Chicago, la at the Palace. He came west to witness tbe jinks in Bohemian grove. * * * JXBSE POUNDBTONE, a mining man of Grimes, Is at the Stewart with Mrs. ivundstone. Mies Rose and George Paundstone. £ at m WILLIAM T. JETER, former lieutenant governor, is at the Palace. He is engaged in the bank- Ing business at Santa Cms. * • # THDRLOW X. GORDON, special assistant of the attorney general, is at tbe Palace. He Is here on a vacation trip. ♦ * ♦ S. N. FELDHEIM, proprietor of the Union hotel in Orovilie, is at the Bellevue, accompanied by Mrs. Feldhetm. * * * t. L. GAUDETTE of the South Bend Lumber company, South Bend, Wash., is at the Belle ■vuc. # * # T. H. KEWIN, a merchant of Modesto, and fam ily are among tbe recent arrivals at the Turpin. •'" •' w DR. FRANK W. SAWYER, director of tbe springs in Paso Robles, Is at the St. Francis. # * * W. D. WILSON, an oil operator of Lac Angeles, is among tbe recent arrivals at the' Palace. # * # W. CLAYTON, manager of tbe Spreckela inter ests in San Diego, is at the St. Francis. # ♦ # DR. AND MRS. T. O. McSWAIN of Vlsalla ar rived yesterday at the Union Square. * * * HENRY S. VAN DYKE, a prominent attorney of Los Angeles, is at tbe Palace. & • - -'# HENRY WINDBTXNE and wife of Boston, Mass., are registered at the Coort. # # # J. H. HAMLYN and Harry Pratt of Butte, Mont., are registered at the Sutter. # # * A. B. JACKSON, a banker of Colusa, Is at th* Stewart with Mrs. Jackson. j His Choice f. ?. BLACK, a confectioner and caterer of Santa Maria; P. T. Murray, a dealer in agricultural implements in Merced; T. L. Finch, a Jeweler of Covina; G. M. Churchill, a dry goods man of Livermore, and W. H. Sampson, a prominent merchant of Corning, make up a group of re cent arrivals at the Argonaut. *' * * T. W. PATE, a freight agent of Los Angeles; J. H. Keeney, a freight agent of La Grande; A. A. Nickel of tbe Southern Pacific at Albany and W. Merrimau. secretary of the Freight Agents' association, arc guests at the Stewart. They are. here to attend the annual convention. * •X- * THOMAS E. NEWLIN, vice president of the Farmers" and Merchants' National bank of Los Angeles, is at the Palace with Mrs. Newlin, Miss Helen Newliu and Miss Mary Burnhara. * * * GSORGE BAYS, Who was formerly associated with the Fairmont hotel, is down from his ranch at Norato and is at the Manx. He Is accompanied by bis family. *■ # * WALTER M. CATLIM, purchasing agent of the Santa Fe in Los Angeles, is at the Palace with his family. * * H •X* MR. AND MRS. B. E. SANFORD. H. N. Sanford and R. Naylor of Portland, Ore., are at the Bellevue. * # # WILLIAM M. GARLAND, a well known real es tate operator of Loa Angeles, is at the St. Francis. * * # G. H. BRADLEY, a manufacturing agent of this city, and wife returned recently from a trip to Europe. — * * * B, E, JERGINS, a real estate operator of Loa Angelas, is at tbe St." Francis with Mrs. Jer gins. * # # CAPTAIN WARWICK SYKONDSON of Los An geles is at the St, Francis with Mra. Symond soa. * * * CHARLES DORCHER of Brooklyn Is at the Fair mont with Mrs. Dorcher. * '»,'; 7 M PRESTON MORRIS, an attorney of Los Angeles, is a guest at tbe Court. ■ ■*.*.s. 0. K. HENNIKG of Dlcklnson.N .Y., is regis tered at the Yon Pom. * # * MRS. T. EVANS and daughter of Denver, Colo., are at tbe Columbia. * * * T. T. HOWELL, a broker of Omaha, is regis tered at tbe Turpln. 9 4t * MISS C. M. DOUGLAS of Vancouver, B. C, is at the Arlington. * # # S, 0. McDELL of Battle Moautaln, Nev. la at the Columbia. * * * B. H. BURTON, a banker of Colusa, is registered at the Sutter. * * # W. H. HeELROY, a realty man of Merced, is at tbe Stanford. * * ■* R. G. BOND of Portland, Ore., is a guest at the Yon Dorn. * * # P. P. XSRNOUGH of Bishop is registered at the Stanford. * # # R. L. TISHER of Eureka is a guest at the Ar lington. * * * E. S. OLINER of San Diego ia at the Baldwin. * • • H. D. MELONS of Uklafc la at tbe Setter. . ORATORY Author Of "At Ovod Old Slwaah" ORATORY is the art of talking with the hands, feet, shoulders and mouth and sometimes with the brain—all at once. Oratory was first made famous by Demosthenes, a Greek boy who lived many years before Chauncey Depew's stories were first invented. Demos thenes became an orator by filling his mouth full of pebbles, thus compelling himself to be brief on pain of choking to death. This plan has fallen into disuse, however. Oratory Is as hard to learn as avia tion. The speaker must get astride of his theme in a low resonant Voice and then glide rapidly up Into a loud shriek, pausing only for breath and wateri He must feed his remarks with similes, metaphors, apOftrophles, word paintings, aphorisms and epigrams while so shrieking and the orator who stopped while in full cry to claw for an adjective would meet as disastrous a fate as the aviator who let go of the steering wheel two miles from land to arrange his necktie. Cautious orators therefore make up a full stock of figures of speech and keep them ready for Instant use so that when they are surprised hy a personal friend at a public meeting with a de mand for a speech, they can go on the platform totally unprepared and can rise 7,000 feet in a few hoarse whoops, coming down afterward from patriot ism to peanuts In a beautiful spiral glide. A talented orator is also a great athlete and can use both arms vio lently for hours at a time. Swimming is a good preliminary training for ora tors. If a man can swim a mile he can expect to go through a long and eloquent oration without getting weak in the shoulders. A fine orator has a wonderful effect on an audience and can make it be lieve whatever he wants to tell it about the tariff or Andrew Jackson. Webster was one of our greatest ora tors. He could begin* a talk in a low dispassionate voice as if tired of life and in ten minutes could yank his au dience up on its chairs and make it yell "as if it were calling for the life boat. Hypnotists do the same thing. (Copyright. 1912. by George Matthew Adams) j ANSWERS TO QUERIES PLAYING CARDS—A. S. When and where did playing Cards originate? It Is known that playing cards are of eastern origin, but when or by whom first introduced has never been ascer tained. It is, however, tolerably cer tain that they originated in Arabia and were brought into Europe during the crusades. In an ancient "History of the Garter" there is an extract from a wardrobe account of Edward I, dates 1577. in which a game called "Four kings" is mentioned. As Edward, be fore his accession to the throne, re sided for some years in Syria, he may have learned to play cards in that country. They were Introduced in Eu rope in the fourteenth century, and It is said that they were brought to Viterbo by the Saracens In 1379. w "-■•■-■■ '•# DEGREES OF HEAT—Reader, City. On May 31. 1012. wad on the weather bureau chart In Lnlon square ttrtt the temperature was 00 degrees plus, while In tbe newspaper* on tbe following day the, reports of tbe weather bureau showed tbe highest to be 87 degrees. Why this differ euce ? This, because of the difference in the location of thermometers; that at Union square being near the ground, where it is warmer, and the other on the top of the Merchants' Exchange building, where It la cooler. The figures fur nished the newspapers are from the in strument at the Merchants' Exchange building. ♦ # ♦ GOVERNMENT LAND—A. S. T.. City. How shftll I go about obtaining Information aa to gov ernment land that may be taken op? If you will advise thia department what part of the country "you would like to locate in, you will be advised as to whom to apply. * # • POG MUZZLE—C. E C. City. Was the last ordinance relative to the muzzling of dogs with basket muzzles signed by Mayor Rolph V if so, when? Mayor Rolph approved and signed that ordinance July 3, 1912, Popularity the POET PHILOSOPHER WE all desire the 'world's applause and for it strive and strain; it's lab*or in a worthy cause, but often done In vain. Reverses come and come again, and* kindred bitter pills; you can not win the love of men, unless you pay your bills. One fellow cultivates his voice and sings like golden lyre, and hopes to make the world rejoice or set the same on fire; "and," say the worldly rubbernecks, "he'd fill our hearts with thrills, and be a credit to his sex, if he would pay his bills." One follows up Demos thenes and binds us with a spell, and much he hopes the world to please, and please it passing well; but man kind hears this guy orate, and says, in tone that chills: "He'd be the glory of his state, Jf he would pay his bills!" No matter tq what heights you go, or how you conquer fame, the story of the scads you owe will cling around your name. And so it's better far to climb the low and humble Mils, and leave the shining heights sublime until you've paid your bills. flbnrfhft*. BH. fey tom mamm ifam An Experienced Hand "So you think you would make a sat isfactory valet for an old human wreck like myself, do you?" said the old sol dier to the applicant for the position of body servant. "You know I have a glass eye. a wax arm and a wooden leg that need to be looked after, not to mention my false teeth." "Oh. that's all right, colonel." said the applicant, cheerfuily. "I worked five years in the assembling depart ment of the Squeegee Motor Car works, and there isn't a machine on the market that I can't take apart and put together again with my eyes shut." —Harper's Weekly. In Boston Talkative Shopper—Don't you find that having to wait on so many fussy, disagreeable people has at least one compensation—that of making you for get your other troubles? . Cultured Saleslady—Oh, yes—it acts as a counter irritant.—Judge. GEORGE FITCH "A few deft calliope-like remarks" but they use their arms more quietly and do not melt so many collars. A skillful orator can talk magnifi cently on any subject, using the same Words, shuffled up a little. Bob Inger soll had two great orations, one on im mortality and the other on his old cob pipe, the latter being, if .anything, the more beautiful. Oratory is the most profitable of all gifts. Men have orated themselves into thrones and into presidential chairs. Starting with nothing but a strong flexible pair of arms and a deep, durable voice and acquiring noth ing else on the way. a youfig man can even how talk himself into congress and «if some one leaves the gate open a little can leap into a national con vention and transform it into a shriek ing mob of frenzied admirers with a few deft, calliope like remarks. Ora tory acts 'on an audience as whisky does on a man. It takes away its brains for the time being. But it does not leave a headache the next morning, which accounts for the fact that it is still regarded with favor. For many years America hired ora tors to do all its public business. Then It began to find that when a man is orating he Is never working and is seldom thinking. So now the orating and the thinking are done by separate departments of government and neither is allowed to interfere with the other. GENERAL MACS—C. S.. When and when* was General Marlon P. Ma us, U. S. A., born? Is be still in the army? General Marion Parry Maus was born in Burnt* Mills, Montgomery county, Md„ August 25, 1850, He 19 still in the army with the rank of brigadier gen eral, but is glated for retirement August 25, 1914. Abe Martin I'm afraid Gov'nor Wilson won't be tble to save much In four years with hree daughters. O' all th' four flushers 'A' feller that crosses his legs in some >uddy else's tourin' car is th" worst. AUQ UST 13, 1012 Ferry Tales WHEN Henry Kunz left hig home across the hay the other morning his svife spoke to him, for the third time In three days, about the ham he had forgotten to order. "I'm sorry, Henry," she told him. "but you've put off ordering that ham so long I am afraid I must ask you to bring one home with you tonight." Sure, Henry would. He tied a string on his finger, wrote the word "ham" on his shirt cuff, drew a sketch of a ham on his commutation ticket, and then put little slips of paper with "remem ber to get ham" written on each one in every pocket. Having taken every possible precau tion, he dismissed the matter from his mind and never thought ham again until he found himself that evening on the 5:45 boat, homeward bound— and hamless! } He was collaborating with his con science in designing a suitable name for himself when he spied Phil Teller, and (blessed sight!) under Teller's arm was a package that, from the shape, could be nothing but a ham. Kunz lost not a minute. "Hello, Phil!" he said. "That's a dandy ham you have there." "Who told -you it was a ham?" Queried the former harbor commis sioner. "That's easy." Kunz saw the end of his troubles. "What's ham worth now, Phil?" Teller told him. "How much does that one under your arm weigh?" ".Look here, Henry," and Teller held the package so that Kunz could see it plainly, "you're such a good little guesser today, suppose you guess the weight." "Tell you what I'll do." Kunz was 1;ot going to be sidetracked into any guessing Cbntest "I'll give $3 for it." The bargain was closed on those terms. Teller took the money and put it in his pocket and Kunz became the owner of two small wild geese, part of a kill that Teller's partner had been trying to give away for two days. "It wouldn't hftVe been so bad," said Kunz next morning after telling his troubles on the train, "if Geerge Mas tick hadn't telephoned to my wife be fore I got home and told her that I had traded a ham for some wild game." * # * "When does the next boat leave for - San Rafael?" * She was a tall, dark woman, and aS she asked the question she patted nervously On the WihdOWSlll of the ferry ticket office. "Two forty-flve," and the Clefk reached over to his ticket rack. "How long will it take to get there?" "Fifty minutes," "Will the marriage license bureau be open when we get there?" "Don't know, ma'ani!" "W r ell, I'm going to find out before I buy a ticket. Something seems to go wrong every time I get married, and I'm just determined that there won't be no hitch this time!" * * # Two small boys # were comparing rela tives as they leaned over the rail of a Key Route steamer. "Gee!" said one Of them, "but my brother's a dandy watch maker. Father forgot his watch when he went to New York. Bud took it to pieces. And, say! He got it all back 'cept two wheels!" A)iaUmif!m * * * She's the daintiest little matron In all Marin county. If you know her you'll reoogniae her by this descrip tion. When she decided that she wanted a tailor made suit she also de cided that it would have- to be made by a tailor, and in due course she was making frequent trips across the bay to keep Appointments for the numer ous "fittings'* that are part of the price a woman has to pay for simplicity In dress. The tailor fixed the time for these appointments and always set the hour at 5:30 p. m. "I'm afraid," she told him one dai\,J "that you will have to give me some other hour. I find 5:30 very incon venient." "I'm very sorry. Miss," the tailor re plied, "but I've been making it late to suit you. I thought that would just about give you time to get here after school." The tailor smiled incredulously when she stamped a dainty foot, frowned a most matronly frown and said: "School! Well, I want you to know that I'vft been married four years! School, indeed!" * * * it pays even a transportation com pany to be polite. When the Southern Pacific, made its recent unfortunate apd short lived attempt to limit the inter changeability of its commutation tickets by marking those sold to men "male," and the other kind "female." it was not so much what it did that angered its patrons as the way the thing was done. For proof of this let us turn to the commutation tickets issued by the Northwestern Pacific. The ticket agent gives a man a perfectly plain ticket. There are bands of color across the face of tha commutation tickets sold to women, in small and unobtrusive type on the plain tickets is the inscrip tion, "gentleman's ticket," and striped tickets bear the legend, "lady's ticket." The "males" and "females" are pro testing yet. The "ladles" and "gentlemen" have never _ i G. L. C.