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TWO pOliXiAllS l'Kll ANNUM. }
GOD AND OTTTi. COUNTRY.
SATURDAY MORNING, M VRCTT 24, 1877.
A Ii WAYS IX ADV ' NCE
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
Orangebin-g, S- O.
JJiay* Office in rear of Masonic Hall.
I -March 3 1 y.
Parties desiring guano delivered on or
before 1st April can make arrangements
rangemcnts with me by calling in early.
Peruvian Gnnno '? Impor
ters bands is net cash, and I shall fill first
nil lots engaged on such terms. 1 am re
ceiving same by said vessel from New
Phosplial c and Acid
at lowest prices.
Sugars, OoJV'oe, Tobacco
Family I'Toitr. PloSvs,
? ? always on hand
Early Kosc\ Good ricli and
Peerless Seed Potatoes
Rod Rust Proof Oaf*.
J. L Hamilton
Hussen Street next to Cornel-son's.
Is hereby given that in thirty days
from, date, application will lie ini'do
to the. Clerk of Court for Orarigeburg
County to grant a ('harter to Kdi*to
T^od^e No. 33. 1. (). (). 1*\ in conformi
ty with the Ac', < f Assembly, entitled
''An Act to provide for grunting 61
certain O'hurtersVapproved February
.7. ii. \V> m.KV.A I Committee.
F. 1)j..\Iai:s. j
fob 17 1m
.rtjTTI pyornihopt will ho recognize*I at
\J\ \Y:n-l iiigtah i dbr.- long. This
? h'ccrihg new:- induced me to purr
?chase one i>f lib; illicit !<?: of
iiour*ks am) mi li:;;
-el-'* riu oup lit into ibis Market. And
n- tin cs vit! <ii?.w hrtier un ler tin*
1 '??ople'.s ("iMvertuM*. I have put hiy
) -riet? ib \\ Ii und en ;i !!?>W n? s Otr.'iln
??hilf*, the public i : < u i! e m ?st roa
,* < mil lc trims No m:'it >?>?* what t *yh
ill 1IVuve oi Mnie i wanicd 1 vom.h .
<?: n i II ihd bill. ('.-ill i n nie a: icy
s-tahles in Sluter* 1 Intel;
ft F. SLATKK.
AVAT( Ii ks am)" clocks
3* KP A 1 Ii I \ I >
On Uio h* hoi le?;J Xpt.u}?
at 'i in-: fsroi:i: oi-'
ivi i.i k i it >! j i: ;s< >n.
quA^Giciiujia, s. c
All work in the above line don'" on the
slimiest notice. Also Jewelry repaired.
My terms are rea-onablo and all work
?warranted. Oiv? nie a trial.
dec. ?Sil 187.il l\n\
ii oil Sr o ? n 12 jtf
Imnorter .vid Manufacturer
ii\ if; mi ' I op
If AKNESS & SADDLES.
Has the pleasure to inform the Public
that he has Received a heavy Stock from
the North ofevery description what belong
to -a ?'?first class Saddlery establishment.
Also wish'! to draw particular attention tu
bis Stock of
LA Dl KS HIDINC SADDLlvS
mid bis assortment of
Prices lower, then ever.
(Jood Saddles at ?.'!.">0.
Aerb**ilirig to t)ie latest improvements in
? J, S, WOLFE
over 10/(1;'ul's Smro, is prepared to
execute anything in h\< line.
(iuarantecir.g a faithful attendance to
businrVsj ' he? n sped fully ask- a comimi
niice of the 'niiirbnage, which has hereto
fore been cxn'udcd to the old firm of
Shidtir, Wolfe ?V: t.'alverl.
jJVriy- All Work' G tin r:i n t ecd.
The Two KfoVy I'uihling in the Town of
Lowisville. The first Story fitted up as r
St?rt?, complete in all respects. The second
.Story arranged foi a Kosidencc.
For jiartieulars npplv to
, , jGIStyfOE BOLlVJill.
ang. 5 if
"~I>I<: NTIST JiY7
DR. ?JMVMUCK ENFUNS
Dentist -Rooms over Store of Mr. Geo. IF.
CoruclsonV.j .... ... ;.
JG??"* Charges Reasonable.
The Carpet Bagger's Lament.
I've traveled this country nil over,
Ami now to another must go,
Wlicrc the darkies arc easier swindled,
And less of my lying do know.
I came from the cold frosty region,
The land .of the iee and the snow;
I came with carpet-bag eniply,
Hut now 'tis quite full, as yon know.
At home 1 was ragged and dirty,
And left when the son jjot low,
lint soon made arise in this country,
Whin 1 got in the l'rccdman's 1 Sur can.
I 16U1 how I shouldered liiy musket,
And fought lor the poor old negro;
How 1 hat? d the seeesh and relic's,
And told 'em to hate'ein al.-o.
I swore lliciii at night by dark lanterns,
In the I ( ague wc call loyal, you know;
And made them believe if they h fl i.',
Straight down to the devil they'd go.
I promised that land we wonld give'ehi
Of acres quite forty or more.
With :i tu nie fat and ready to tend it;
'that caught the loo' darkey, he sure.
i promised to give (hum all bifiee,
And make tin in my equals also;
1 made them think I was :iu angel,
Ami this earth would he heaven helow.
We/jot every ofliec we wanted,
Ami threw the poor darkiesa hone;
I Wendthed and we stole without fearing.
For Grant he would let us alone.
That "mournful fact" speech of old Oreeley
Struck the first heavy blow;
Now the niggClF, con foiled 'ein. want office?
Then where: hall we carpet-bags go?
I see the more trouble is coining,
The nude and the land I can't show;
So like many a swindler before me,
.1 iuu?i pick up my stealings ami go.
An Ejcposifon of Merijs
There is something irre.-ilibly per
puHmvu in the ntlitud.es of tlio pppnSij
ii g (.'even in-." in the Slates of South
< 'itrolinn ami Louisiana, compelling
ike mind to judgment as between their
j res i (.-live ekiims, sind 'satisfactorily
! deciding llii.v question of the ability of
j ( m h to m:.-Iain himself when left lo
ibis own iisources. If CbiverniSr
' Hampton felt any cbncurh for the.
stability of his government should
Federal troop's he withdrawn, ami the
Stale I e lrniiltod to the undisturbed
I cont rol of its citizens, to bo dealt with
by them, in roped of the character
of its officials, as they should deem
most conductive to their domestic wcl
far.', he assuredly would "not have
asked that such a step he taken. If
Governor ('hnmh.-rlu.iii waj by any
circumstance encotiraged to think that.
I c could maintain himself in of 11 do in
the absence of these troops, ho just as
certainly w ui d refrain from sum-it
iiig their protection. The same may
be said (if Nichols and Packard as
representing t' c contending factions
in their Stale. And wli n the ditler
ence in their demands is considered
wc lire forced to the conclusion that
Hampton and Nichols are supported
by the sum ami substance of the
people, while their opponents fail to
inspire any following which oll'ords
proper evidence of the legitimacy of
their claims to the positions they
seek to hold. But if anything more
were wanted to convince doubters that
this is the disc, it is offered by the
friends of Hampton and Nichols,
wh?n they on behalf of their princip
als hinke the most solemn pledges
that if the troops ate withdrawn tiie
nbi.'oxions governments will not In
molested in any manner, the persons,
of the rival Governors will be resjicc
ted, and the peace will be preserved
in every particular, leaving the people
free to determine for themselves who
shall be their ruh is; while on the
other hand it is acknowledged that, the
Federal power is the only reliance,
and that without its succor existence
would be impossible. Even worse
iliiui this. Having exhausted pleas
and .supplications, threat is now
thrown out. A > the President has not
incontinently yielded to importunities,
they arc withdrawn, save only as a
preface to the intimation of violence.
The entreaty is now coupled with an
alternative which whilom, in the
mouths of others, filled those now
avail ling of it with the greatest h?r
ror. They earnestly beg that justice
mny be speedily extended to them, us
the lawful governments, that they
mny not be driven to the uso of the
rifle and cannon in defense of their
rights; , Now, what is this but an at
tempt, not < nly to intimidnto the
people of those States who oppose
them, but to influence the President
by expressions of sinister designs?
They know that there is no danger oi
any violent opposition to the course of
the administration, whatever it shall
be, on the part of Hampto n'aud Nich
ols, and hence they undertake to de
i tor adverse action by insinuations of
j dire consequences unless they arc aid
eil in wielding the sceptre.
W hen the whole subject is viewed
iii the light of these facts and in'con
ncctinn with tli3 legal questions in* ol
vi?1 the true solutibi)^of the difficulty
All that is as red on the sido is
thai tan people of the States concern
ed shall be allowed the privi lege of
settling heir own_af fairs in tlftsir own
way so long as they shall con ?luct
peaceably, in accordance with the
principle of government upon w hieb
the people established the Federal Un
ion. ami without the certainty of which
right that Union would never have
existed. On the other side it. is do
matided that the G ?ncral Go vern
mcnt shall go within the limits of a
Statt , and l>\ the "se ol its armed
forces maintain a local government
which con losses, its inability to sust. tin
itself; in conformity to a decision of
the I'resident of tue United States,
which it is insisted shall be made,
detcrtning what officers of government
are entitled to rule?all in violatiliil
of every settled construction of the
C?Institution, and in conflict with all
precedents laid ?!?>*?". l?y it.-, fmmoiv.
Un the one side admitted right and
approved prat'.ec On the other side
aekiuiwh'dgsd injustice and uusahc
tinned procedure. And when this is
I iluj situation, presenting law, order,
right and justice on the one hand, as
against license, anarchy, wrong and
oppression oh the other, there would
seem to be no room for doubt or mis
j giving; but every support of positive
assertion and prompt action. The
good of the United States, that of the
several States, and of the individual
Stales n fleet cd, is deeply involved.
Ami as the only s!cj> required that of
withdrawing the troops?is so simple ,
so proper, so legal, so just, and, there
I lore, so natural, we look to S'-*o it taken
at an early day, and expect to note
immediate results through jut the
cou n t}'. The wil d cry of alarm com
ing up only from those wdio anticipate
unhapyy personal consequences to
themselves if the return to first pria
eiplcs be made, should not be allowed
to weigh against the interests of the
millions to be subserved by the re
form.? Rational llejmbliean.
Chamberlain thought to play a
small game on the ingenuoui and
adolescent Rutherford; but two old
preceptors, Kvarls and Slab ley
?Ma thews step in and gently tap the
carpet bagger on his sinning cranium
und say unto him "Daniel thou art a
fraud ! but for the sake of our part)'
and for the country, ve will make no
blow about it, and will let you out
easy; hut, my good fellow, you l ad
belter slide, and relieve the admiuis
t ration from the necessity, so far as
Executive action is concerned, ofmak
ing any decision between the existing
governments, and would place you in
a po.-ilion of making the sauri lice of
what yon deemed your abstract rights
for the sake of the peace of the com
muiiity, which would entitle you to
tin; gratitude n t only of your own
party, but the respect and esteem of
the entiio country." And Stanley
Muthcws winked atEvartsand Evarts
nodded assent, and Daniel took the
hint, and said "what'll you give me
A young man offeneded his lady
love by presenting her with a pair of
duplex gartets, and thin ing them
bacclcts asked her to try them on.
The grave of General Loo is kept
constantly adorned with flowers.
That Tramp?A Printing Office
BY EIKiA.lt l.iNOl.KY WAKItKN, I
Jd was the day before going to press
in tlio Gazette office, and the glum
look hig foreman, mensuring rule in
hand, gazed nltcrna tcly at the well
filled copy-box and at the busy com?
pontors, whilst hnxipus foreh?dinga
flitted through his brain. Two of the
boys had been absent on a spree all
that, week, and as a natural result tlio
remaing printers wen; rather crowded
with copy. Whilst he was pondoring
upon the situation the dbor'qfthp
composing room' creaked softy up >h
its hinges and a bizarre looking figure
entered. His clothing cohsistcdiof a
straw hat, an Ulster*overcoat which
bail seen 1 otter days, a very dirty
shirt, and a pair <d*Slippers?"only
this ami nothing more." The ex
perienced eye of I he foreman at once
discovered in him ah impecunious,
peripatetic; member of the craft;
C2lancing co mposedly about the
room, the tramp sauntered opto that
functionary, and, handing him !l
greasy-looking card from some Union,
said be would accept a "sit.'' fur a
few days;. I Ic prof< ssi d to be "ligbtn
iiig on the rit;'' had worked in the
New York Tribune office, and reckon
ed he could read any manuscript
that ever was written.
At once ass ig neu a case, he went"to
work in a manne r which proved he
understood his business, and was
really a superior WoiUthan.
The ??devil" of the ottieo at once
struck up acquaintance with him,and
managed to elicit front his in the
course, of the forenoon the valuable
iiriuriirntlon rtiai lie was on ii is way
from the Black Hills t:i England,
where a ri ii relative of his; l it ;! /
deceased, hail bequeathed bint an
enormous fortuti'c. At ditin-.'r time
the beys invited him to :?. restaurant,
where In: was supplied with a squ; re
meal; and i:i the afleni > >:i b ; r.su.n
About two oVock' J.i'.ins >:i, the
senior editor, sent out bis leader.
Now, Johnson's writtiug is fearful and
wonderful to contemplate, i'eforc its
intricate mazes the ehirography of
such hicroglyphieal prodigies ai (.?reo
ley or Bloss would look cloav. It re
sembles nothing in heaven or on earth
but itself. Von may read it in tiny
manner you choose?upside-down,
sideways or backward*, whichever
way y?'ii select, you are bound to be
The only mail the Gazelte'cbf\Yi
who could set this manuscript with
any degree of accuracy was Muggins,
hi; wis 0:1 a p Tiodeul drunk. When
the tramp made a drive tor that copy
a sardonic smile played Over the fea
tures of the other compositors, and
they wailed future development-:.
lie put the head up in n jiify, and
then made a dive Ibra Capital "K"
and set the word ?'Ilxesyky." Now.
everybody know.- that iheio i- 11 ? such
a word as "llexosyky u Thiiilaei
having forced itself upon tb ; tramp's
mind, he throw the word back into
tin; case. Then hi- held the copy up
to the light ami slowly and deliberate
ly reached for a ,,T,'' hut changed bis
inind, and took a "AY" instead. This,
however, upon reflection, ho decided
was imt the thing, rejecting it be
made a plunge for n L\ But, lo! he
could find nothing to convert into
figures to follow it, ami, as no word
could begin with such a sign, the dis
gusted tramp in despair laid down bis
Mick and sat on a stool to collect his
scut to red wits. After gazing for half
an hour at the piece of copy, which
might be put forward, without excit
ing suspicion, as a representation of
either a Japanese puzzle, a Servian
war map. or several dozen lengt s of
Virginia rail fence, be heaved a deep
sigh and quietly deposited the piece of
paper on the floor behind bis case,
quite out of sight. Then lie set sever
al stickfuls out of bis bead.
It was nearly dusk now, and the
matter was rapidly proved, read, and
placed in the forms?among the rest
the picoo the tramp had composed.
The next morning the renders of tho
Gazette wcro electrified oil beholding
the following in the columns of their
jayorit 3 paper :
nxKUiin.k ciiirnoduArii v.
Occasionally, in the course of hu
man events, it be comes necessary for
ihe poor, over-worked, much-abused
disciple of Faust to vindicate himself
from the reproaches and maledictions
which an ignorant and unthinking
public are continually heaping upon
him. The egregious idiot who wields
the scissors fli ? he Gavctle office, whose
ignorance is only equalled by his
stupidity, and whose handwriting re
sembles an African jungle in a
thunder storm, escapes unharmed
from the torrents of rage to which the
poor compositors are subjected, I
would anathematize the whole race of
scribblers who scorn born only to tor
ineht printers. Learn to write plainly,
and i! you cannot write plainly hire
:?.!) amanuensis to copy your prod tic
lions, lint for heaven's sake do not
imitate the. bad example of the Gazelle
editor, who is too parsimonious to
hare bis idiotic chullii iotts copied into
There was a sensation in town the
next tlay. Johnson came in the office
about ten o'clock with a wild sort of
look in his eye, and inquired for the
compositor who put that article iu
type. Upon being told that the tramp
had departed, Johnson went into the
? a tie tum and wrote a letter, placed it
on the desk, put a revolver in Ids
breast pocket; and walked out.
When the "devil" swept out the
next day he came across the missing
editorial and handed it to Muggins,
who, a armed at the mischief which
had transpired in his absence, read it
to the. assembled cninpi. It run
I N l".!.I'; i 1'.I.I: CAXnib.VTKS.
The opposition, with their accus
turned stupidity, have got themselves
into a muss. No lc*3 than four of
their electors are disqualified from
casting their votes for President by a
constitutional provision, which says
that no person . hall be eligible for the
nliieo of elector who holds a position
of trust or profit under the Govern
in cht at the time of his election. Dis
pile their bulldozing and intimidation
they are not likely to place on the
presidential chair a man unfairly
Johnson was missing for several
(lays, and the letter he left on his
desk was b token open an 1 read. It
ran as follows : ' I am going to have
(hat tramp's scalp or perish in the
A few days afterward the doilies of
the tramp and his unhappy victim
were fished out of the river.
1'auomt Winlh Fi.iitri.vts Tin:
''Tioint."?.Some of Chamberlain's
j friends ivho are here pushing his cause
with the President cot themselves in
to quite a predicament alter midnight
on Saturday by being among the par
ticipant- ina faro game at the'?Club,"
one of the most notorious of Washing
j ton's gaining houses. The police made
j a well-directed descent, atid captured,
1 among others, what may he called a
! South Carolina delegation. There
were ex-Senator Win. 10. Sawyer, who
was the Assistant Secretary of the
Treasua ry under Kichardson, and
whom Jiristow so unceremoniously dis
missed; Judge Carpenter, the "iron
man" of South Carolina; one Congress
man and two cx^C?ngressincn from the
same Male. The police were even
harder than usual on these distingu
ished captives, for they were kept alt
iiigl I in the station house.? Washing
Ion heller to the liiehmond Dispatch.
'Ihe Hartford Times, says that a
Cuban has married a wife who can
speak eight languages. Won't she
make a homo vocal ?
Wink at her tenderly?
The girl over there !
Her walk "grecian benderly."
And purchased, her hair.
A poor young man remarks that the
only advice he gets from capitalists is
j to "live within his income," whereas,
the difficulty he experiences is to live
without an income.
?. S. Senators.
Tbc Washington correspondent of
the Columbia Ulster gossips ns fol
"The couth at present furnishes to
(he Sehnte of tlio United Stales three
of its finest orators?Lainnr. of Mis
sissippi, Mill,*of Georgia, mid Morgan,
of Alabama., The latter is said la bo
surpassingly eloquent, while Lamar
possesses a degree of culture that few
Patterson, the carpet-bag .Senator
from .South Carolina, reminds us of a
head-waiter at n hotel, as he moves
among the Senators, and one wonders
how he ever got there with his miser
able, sly, hang-dog look and lying
tongue. A worthy represent a live of
a low class of negroes and scalawags!
And he dares to rise in his scat and
declare be. represents South Carol ilia!
Are wo of the Palmetto State so hum
bled that we must submit ever again
to the sealing of such another scound
rel as this man ? God forbid ! Stabil
firm, yc gal lab I'followers of Hamp
ton j and permit it hot! Insist.upon
your own Senator elect, and swear to
abide by none other. Have you suf
fered so much, men oi Carolina, not
to realize bow these men, Patterson,
Corbih and other eurprt-ba- wretches
disgrace you ? Spew them out; reject
them ns poison ! The colored mm
who held scats in Congress and call
themselves members Iro n .South Caro
Iih? do not, cannot, falsify her as
these white perjured villains d >.'
Even those copper-colored cut
throats, tllO Apaehu J u.litwkt*. brc-.-T? .a
touch ol delicacy and romance in
them. Er.m a lecture delivered in
San Frail Cisco by Col. John C. Car
many, the following account of their
courting customs is taken .
?'Every young girl is at liberty" to
refuse a suitor for her band. The
lather, mother and brother are pro
hibited from interfering in lierehoioc.
Her person is at herown disposal.
After a brief courtship, the lover
makes a formal proposal by idfering
so many louses. Horses an is-aud
itrd valueamong the Ind. ins As ili?
squaw dees all ihc work, horses are
accepted as an equivalent for bor
"When a young worrior becomes
enamored, he fastens his horse near
the wigwam of the squaw "whosehand
be seeks, whore he is lelt four days.
If she fails to feed and water the horso
during that time, the 1. ister is rejec
ted; but if she accepts bis oiler, she
grooms and kindly" cares for tlio
horse, and then ties him to the wig
wam of her lover, as much as to say,
'I sun Willing to be your slave and do
your work;' At the marriage, tho
sages and sachems meet together, and
the bride is not unfrequently loaded
with forty or fifty pounds of silver an I
?* ? . <j? ?
See what it is to bo famous. A
London journal tells the following
story : "At a Washington tea party,
w here Genera) Butler Wits recently a
guest, the hostess, glancing over tho
table, perceived his cup unfurnished
with an important implement, of
which be was supposed to appreciate
the value. 'Why, General Butler,'
she exclaimed, in a little womanly
flutter of consternation, 'haven't you
n spoon V 'No, indeed, madam!'
quickly responded the General.spring
ing froth his scat and slapping his
pockets one after the other, 'upon my
word, madam; if you don't believe mo,
madam, you may search me!' The
applause which greeted .his spoiltano
bus sally may bo more easily imagi
lied than described."
The following is said to bo a.sure
cure for di phthcrin, and it so, within
the reach of all : Take ordinary gard
en sage, make a strong t a, put it in
tin ordinary ten pot and let tho pati
cut iflhale the steam through tho
spout. By this process relief is soon
obtained, and in a short time the pati
cut is restored to b .toil, -io s V thus''
who have given it i .