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OFFICE In Mathews' Brick Build mg. on IluutiwMi St., hetweco Mout goraery and Bird Streets, OKOVILI.E. JAMES O’BRIEN. M. D., Particular attention paid t i Chronic Diseases, gnd all others common to this country. Ha< had large experience in h-noital and family practice tod confidently hope* tor a share of public patron offlrr—Within two d < >rs of Clark A Bro. s store Myers *l.. Oroyille. DR. D.W. C. WILLOUGHBY Office—At McDermott's Drugstore. OHO V11.1.K. SAM C. DENSON. ATTOKXKV A COVXSKIJ.OK AT IAW. Will pratnice in all the Courts of the Fifteenth Judicial District. Office — With Judge Wells, Bird street, Oroville J. BLOCK &. Co, DEALERS IN GROCERIES AND M INDUS SUDl*Llt>. Montgomery street, Or ville. GE .C. PERKINS, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN GROCERIES PKOVISIoMS AND PRODUCE. Comer Myers and Montgomery streets. Oroville. A. MCDERMOTT. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DRUGGIST, Montgomery Street. Orov die. COLTON & DARRACH, DEALERS IN DRUGS AND MEDICINES. Montgomery Slre. t, Omv .Hr, GEO. E. SMITH, DEALER IN WATCHES. CLOCKS AND JEW ELRY’, Montgomery street. Oroville. A.O. 91LPSON. y TIIOS. CALLOW A. G. SIMPSON, Wholesale and vS AND STATIONERY. STAPLE AND FANCY ARTICLES. Theatre Block, Huntoon street. Oroville. Faulkner & co. Ora or Myers and Mon lottery Street-’. Oroville. * lank. J. CONLT E. LANE &. Co. ■« ,» m. jk: .sc m , Montgomery street, Oroville. CHARLES F. ROBBINS, turOKTKK AND DEALER IN Type, Presses PRINTING MATERIAL, Anbw, «'■»» «-«* Kf ~r- L. ETC., ETC. (».1t No#. II! »r.J 113 Clay S; Sa:; Francisco. J. HAMELL, UNDER TAK EH, BIRD STREET. OROVILLE. THE WEEKLY BUTTE RECORD. International Hotel Corner Montgomery and Lincoln ill., OROVI LLE. BIRD & LOWRY, PUOPHIETORS. | LOWRY, II AVI N G PURCHASED ti • an Hotel, the pr*»pnclors would a--!:re the residents of Oroville and the traveling public, that bo means will l»e left untried to enable them to deceive a share of ihtir patronage. THE TABLE la supplied with every luxury of ihe season, and every thing will he done to insure iht comfort of the guests at this house. THE BAR Will always be supplied with choice liquors and cigars. Single Meals ... Lodziucs HOTELS, &C. 5O Cents. 50 to 75 Cents, *%_ The Office of the California Stage Company is at the later national. tfiT Stages leave this hotel evc.y day for all parts of the country. RALPH BIRD. J AMES LOWRY. BARNUM HBBT&nH AITT Cor. Montgomery Hutiloon Sts. 5 OROVILLE. the undersigned. r~\ piietor "I tins e*-t.»;-!i-r :. V \ ] °/ _ .*** ■’ ■' >eby inform- lh»* Rubio that vLp-,/ he i> prepared !>• tarnish meal- at u'.i hour, day and night. composed of all the substantial* and delica cies of the season which the market affords. BALLS, PARTIES, And Assemblies of every nature, will be supplied with Dinners, Suppers and Colla tions, in the best style and on tlie most liberal terms. Connected with the Restaurant is a BAR. where can always be found the best and every description ot Liquors. TER M S : Hoard per Week s<'. IK) Sliielf .ileals ."»0 Hoard per Week \*ll!i Lodging. . . 7.00 Lodgings per Might 45 aplJtf J. REYNOLD, Proprietor. ST. NICHOLAS HOTEL O rovillo. rgMHE I’NDKRSIC.XED WOULD RESPIK T b fully inform bis friends and the public gene rally that be has rented the - ST. NICHOLAS HOTEL,** (f«*rmerl» kept l»v f'rank Johnson.) in Oroville, and he would be pleased t<» see his friends, when ever they will give him a call. ROBERT O’NEIL. Proprietor. Oroville, June 10th. ISG3. LONGVILLE HOTEL Humbug Valley. A LI.EX J. WOOD, Proprietor. j* THE PROPRIETOR REUS T.EAVE TC ■ all the attention if the traveling public :• this well known Hotel situated in llumbuj Valley, on the road to Honey Lake. As a summer resort, the Valley i« one of the mo the State. my 31 EXCHANGE HOTEL, 31.il it Strict, TJ JNT I <C> .TS X t IIjLIG Humboldt Co.. \. T. EDWARDS A EVAXS. Jan. 1, 1563. Proprietors. BROOKLYN HOTEL, Snn Francisco, Cal, JOHN KELLY, Jr Proprietor. THIS OLD ESTABLISHMENT HAS M removed to the elegant and icS southeast NE and SANSOME streets, where the pr priet i a enabled to ace -inmodule hi- former patrons and the public in good style, with his increased facili ties/ The Brooklyn Hotel Omnibus w ;il convey passengers from the steamboat* FKEEoI CHARGE. Rooms wiU be let by the n’ght.week or month.with or with id b -ard: al< e: cant suites of rooms ?o families or other*, at reduced rates. The table will always l»e supplied with au abundance of the choi cest and best the market can if! »rd. and n ■ expense w :li l*e snared to <et a tab!- that will defy the criti cism of the most fastidious eph ; .r* . febi*~3m JOHN KELLY. Jr. BRANNON HOUSE! Snsanvlllr, Honey Lake Valley, PLUMAS COUNTY. J. I. STEWARD, PROPRIETOR. Having taken, and thoroughly refitted and refurnishes! the Brannon House, would assure the travelling public that no pains will be spared tor the accommodation of guests, and hopes to receive a -hare ot patronage. The Table will be supplied with the substantial* and luxuries of the sea- n and the Bar with choice liquors and cigars. J. I. STEWARD. OEOVILLE, SATURDAY JAXTARY O, 186-1. Hsjfti I come creeping:, creeping everywhere ; By the dusty roadside, On the funny hillside, by noisy br -->k. In every shady nook, I come creeping, creeping everywhere. Here I come creeping, smiling everywhere ; All round the open door. Where sit» the aged poor, Here where the children play In the bright and merry May, I come creeping, creeping everywhere ; Here I come creeping, creeping everywhere ; In the noisy city street, My pleasant face you'll meet, Cheering the sick at heart, Toiling his busy part. Silently creeping, creeping everywhere. Here I come creeping, creeping everywhere ; You cannot -ee me coming, Nor hear my low sweet humming: For in the starry night. And the glad morning light, I come quietly creeping everywhere. Here I come creeping, creeping everywhere ; More welcome than the flowers In summer's pleasant huu.s ; The gentle cow is glad, And the merry bird not sad. To see me creeping, creeping everywhere. Here I come creeping, creeping everywhere ; When you re numbered with the dead, In your still and narrow bed, In the happy spring I'll come, And deck your silent home. Creeping, silently creeping every where. Here I come creeping, creeping everywhere ; M; humble song of praise il»t gratefully I raise To Him ut whose command I beautify the land, Creeping. silently creeping everywhere. Bachelor'* hall! what a ,'u-or ! ' .king place it is, Kape me Irom such ail the days of ray life ; Sure, bat I think what u burnin* disgrace it is, Never at all t • be getting a wife. See the 1.1 Bachelor gloomy and sad cn • gh, Placing hi-, taykittlc over the lire, Soon it tips over—St. I‘atri k 1 lie's mad t • ugh, (If he were present) to light with the squire. Now. like a h- g in a mortar bed wall--wing. Awkward enough see him kneading his dough, Troth, if the bread he could ate without swallowing How it would favor his palate you know. Ilis dishcloth is missing—the pig'are devouring it In the pursuit he has broken his >hi:» ; A plate wanted washing—grimalkin is scouring it Thunder and turf, what a pickle he's in ! Pots, dish- s and pans, such greasy commodities. Ashes and pratie skins kiver the tloor ; Ilis cupboard’s a storehouse of comical oddities, Things that had never been neighbors before. His meal being over, the table *s left sitting so ; Dishes lake care of yourselves ii you can, Jso But hunger returns, then he's foaming and fretting Och ; leNrim alone f*»r a baste of a man ! Late in the night he g es to bed shiverin’. Never a bit is the bed made at .ill ; lie creeps like a terrpin under the kiveiin’, Bad luck to the picture of Bachelor's Hall. Buffalo, Detroit, Saiuluikv, Toledo, Cleveland, and even young Dutch dem ocratic .Milwaukee, were scared out of their p.opricly—if they ever had any — over the late rebel raid that was to as sail them from Canada. A few crazv loafers, who would as soon be in tophet as in war, (they ran away to Canada to escape fighting!) wore to seize some fishing smacks on Lake Erie, loose the prisoner’s on Johnson's Island, seize more boats, paddle down to Buffalo, burn it. and then keep “a goin on it" till the North was s pielched. Of course every Democrat in the west, and partic ularly in Ohio, Michigan and New York was to assist in this grand raid on the high seas of that little bowl of water called Erie. The "loyal"’ papers, as they insist on calling their sheets, were excited to madness. City Councils got together to provide for the public safe ty. Old ladies .of both sexes, young knaves and middle aged ninnies who have hoped or feared that something “would happen," were sure that “the crisis Lad arrived,” and the devil was to pay sure enough. Troops were or dered out of Kentucky where they were needed, and railroaded to north Ohio. Lord Lyons got out of bed at the noon of night and showed his dreadful des patch to Stanton. Those who are elevated to the skies at a success which Las no determinate or definite advantage—the taking of a small town, the capture of 100 males, and the confiscation of negroes, for instance—the same persons are also frightened into the slough of despond by a trifling reverse to our arms—these men let the dose of “Lake piracy" go down into their stomachs and have its effect on their animal and mental sys tems. Persons who viewed the magni tude of the job and die weakness of the reported raiders laughed the rumor out of company, and in a few days came the w ords : “The troops ordered to the North have returned. The story was probably a hoax!" An army captain, says the North lo The Voice of the Grass. Bachelor s Hall, Beau Hackettoa the Canadian Raid wa Times, albeit a Republican and a friend of ours, thought that bo could o-luss the origin of the canard. "1 nc Lake Erie cities want excuses for the construction of harbor defences and improvements in shipping facilities, and Chicago wants a canal to enable her to bring gunboats from the Mississippi. A good big scare will furnish an argu ment for the outlav of millions of dol lars on the Lakes, and the consequent enriching of wire pullers in all the cities exposed.” We thought at it a moment and gave it up as a hit. The Chicago Post has a well-written burlesque on this subject. After stat ins gracefully that Chicago is not yet destroyed, he proceeds to disclose the fact that pirates on Lake Michigan arc hunting for Chicago with a virulence only equalled by the scccssioners about Sandusky and Johnson's Island. He is prohibited from publishing all he knows; he starts off in this way ; The following despatch was received here at a late hour la-t night ; Beau Hackett , Chicago, Ik. —The people of Chicago are hereby organize d into a military department. You will take command with the rank of Major General, and repel any attack that may be made by the enemy. On Dabe. answer. 01 Dahe, Washington, D. C. —Bully for you. Go any where in Washington and get what you want and have it charged to me. Beau Hackett. SECOND DESPATCH. Beau Hackett. .Maj. Gen. —General Cun-ternatiou is in command at Detriot and General Damme Blockheads has charge of the forces at Toledo, and will sand out a blockheading squadron iu a day or two. These gentlemen will lend vou any assistance you want. On Dabe. ANSWER. O! Dabe: —Dry up now and don’t bother me. I'm on duty. If you per sist in your annoyance you will be blamable for opening a fire iu the rear. Send me ten dollars to buy commissary stores. Will pay it back when I see you again. Beau Hackett, Maj. Gen. comd'g the people. The following order was issiued at ten o'clock this a. m.: Head Quarters Army oe the Lake Coast and Harbor Defenses, Chicago river and Calumet in clusive. General Order -Vo. 1. It having been made known to the major general in command about here that a movement is on foot by a squad of armed men on the lakes, consisting of confederate refugees, penniless loaf ers, British su’ j cts and pickpockets to attack the city of Chicago and reduce it to a vulgar fraction, the major gen eral commanding takes pleasure in let ting his gallant command know that there is an opportunity for some of them to lay down their lives in defense of their bleeding country. Do your duty, fellow soldiers, and we have got the dead wood on 'em. The city is this day declared under martial law. It is your duty, one and all, to enforce this law. I'm not going to run around after you and sec that you do it : and if you don't do it there is nobody to blame but yourselves. If any man attempts to haul down the American flag make him treat. Any man found with Greek fire in hi.- pocket will be hung up to the nearest lamp post. Eternal vigilance will gather no moss. You must do your whole duty. Improved lots on Michigan avenue must not be sold for less than a dollar a foot, for a less rate than that will have a ten dency to discourage our armies. Any property holder on Michigan avenue who violates this rule will be drawn and quartered—drawn to the police station on a common dray and quartered there ail night. The Union must and shall be pre served. War is a big thing. Une man can't do u. I like war muchly. I like anything one man can't do. If a fiSgt does come—lf it devolves upon you. my brave peple to roll hack this unrightcou invasion, w ill you roll it ? I am pre pared to say that you will if you can't help it. I will lead you. I will be your guiding star in the midst of the carnage—amid the boom of cannon, the roar of musketry, the shrieks of the dying and the smell of the river. If I advance, follow me ; if I fail, avenge me ; if I flinch throw rotten egg= at me. \Ve must be discreet. Discretion is nine points in the law. I don't know how many joints there are in the law ; there may be million, but no matter. Don't fire a shot till the enemy can see the white of your eyes. That's not original with me : Gen. Jackson got it off at New Orleans. Largo men will not be put on duty for the next twenty-four hours. Loan men must serve fir=t that the fat ones may have an opportunity to order their coffins before gC.r.g i .to an engagement Capt. Jack Cass will act as my as sistant adjutant general. He will visit all the saloons in the city in person and enforce a draught. In a few days we shall appropriate the saloons for bar racks. The proprietors will not be al lowed to remove anything before the buildings are occupied by the soldiers. The Theatre, Museum, Bryan and Met ropolitan Halls will be used for hospit als. No price of admission will be charged. Persons who become wound before a fight takes place must pay their own doctor bills. My countrymen, once more 1 appeal to you in the name of patriotism. W ill you stand by me ye whose fathers and brothers and uncles, have borne the privations and sufferings incident to a pioneer life, for the .-ake of gobbling up corner lots in the city of Smells ? Ye, who for years, have been in danger from fire aud flood and such ills as flesh is heir to; ye, who have snuffed afar off the everlasting odors of Chicago river ; ye who have partaken of the city's lux uries, drank of its crystal waters, and donated your precious blood to the fowl appetites of its musijuitoes —will you go back on the old town now ! If you will say so. and I'll be hanged if we don’t let her rip. I believe you will stand by the city. 1 b lieve you are loyal to the backbone even to the alimentary canal. Let us rally roun 1 the old flag, and plant it in triumph wherever we want to. lie member the last words of Captain Kidd. I don't remember them myself just now but you find can them somewhere. Beau Hackett, Major General comd'g things. Capt. Jack Cass, A. U. S. A. A. G. You sec, Mr. Editor, I am doing all in my power, and more too, to save our homes and firesides from the sacrih gious grasp of the ac cursed foe. I shall is sue thirty or forty more orders to-day, which will bo transmitted to you in due time. Circumstances under which I have no control of myself have placed a great responsibility upon me, and I mean to work it off gradually. But when this 0 * cruel war is discontinued, then I shall make a Farewell Address to hand down to posterity. I want to engage a res ponsible man to hand it down for me. One of my scouts who has just been rcconn utering has returned, and report having found a barrel of combustible matter concealed in a home near Bull's Head. It was labelled "Old Bourbon.” I have ordered its destruction, and sent a body of men to perform the service. Would go myself, but am engaged at O • ' CO present destroying a barrel of the same sort found in another quarter. lam convinced there is a secret foe in our midst, but I think I can prevent harm from any and every source. I sent my orderly to camp Douglas with a dray for a cargo of grape and shell. We have no arms yet, but we need amunition. The orderly returned with a ton of grapes and a barrel of oyster shells. He will be shot in a man ner corresponding to his rank. The following telegraphic correspon dence has just been concluded between myself and the head cf the nation : 0! Dabe, Washington. D. C.: —Send me twenty-five columbiads and a few mortars. Don't make a mi-take and send the kind of mortars they use in drug stores. Beau Hackett, Maj. Gen. commanding Here. ANSWER. Bran Hackett. Maj. Gen. Chicago. lll. —Don't bother me. I'm on duty. Your demand reminds me of a little sto—. [Wires down.] Our domestic foes. I am reliably in formed, are cutting the wires ail along between this city and Washington.— They are also cutting wires in a hoop skirt factory on Clark street. But we are safe. I have got the whole arrange <_ C mem under my thumb. When next you hear from me, I will doubtless be in the lake, struggling for the cause cf American Independence. 1 am, warfully, Beau Hackett. Youth is fed by poetry and imagin ation ; mature age by realities; as plants draw ail their nourishment from the air until they bear fruit, and aftewards from the ground only. ‘•I'll take the shine of you," as the eclipse said to the moon. “What blessings children are,” as the registrar said when he took the fees for registering them. Judicial Combat between a Man and a Dog. On the >th of October. 1361, there took place in the Island of Notre Dame, Paris, a combat, which illus trates strikingly the maxims and ideas prevalent in that age, and is, perhaps, the mo.-t angular instance on record of the appeals to "the judgment of God" in criminal cases. M. Aubrey de Montdidier, a French gentleman, when travelling through the forest of Bondy, v as murdere 1 and buried at the foot of a tree. Ills dog remained several days beside his grave, and only left the spot when urged by hunger. The faithful animal proceeded to Paris and present ed himself at the house of an intimate friend of his master’s, making the most piteous bowlings to announce the loss be had sustained. After being supplied with food, he renewed his lamentations, moved toward the door, looked round to see whether he was followed, aftd re turning to his master's friend, laid hold of him by the coat, as if to signify that he should come along with him. The singularity of these movements on the part of Jog. coupled with the non-ap pearance of his master, from whom he was generally inserablc, induced the person in question to follow the animal. Leading the wav. the log arrived in time at the foot of a tree in the forest of Bendy, where he commenced scratch ing and tearing up the ground, at the same time recommencing the most pit eous lamentations. On digging the spot thus indicated, the body of the murdered Aubry was exposed to view. N(4 trace of the assassin could for a time be discovered ; but, after awhile the dog happening to be confronted with an individual named Chevalier -Macaire, he flew at the man’s throat, and could only with the utmost difficulty, be forc ed to let go his hold. A similar fury w as manifested by the dog on every sub sequent occasion that he met this per son. Such an extraordinary hostility on the part of the animal, who was otherwise remarkably gentle anil good tempered, attracted universal attention. It was remembered that he had been always devotedly attached to his mas ter. against whom Macaire had cher- LhcJ the bitterest enmity. Other cir cum tnnccs combined to strengthen the suspicions now aroused. The king of France, informed of all the rumors in circulation on this subject, ordered the dog to be brought before him. The an imal remained perfetly quiet till it rec ognized .Macaire amid a crowd of cour tiers, and then rushed forward to seize him with a tremendous bay. In these days the practice of the judicial combat was in full vigor, that mode of settling doubtful cases being frequently resorted to. as an appeal to “the judgment of God,*’ who it was believed, would inter pose specially to shield and vindicate injured innocence. It was decided by his Majestv that this arbitrament should determine the point at issue ; and he accordingly ordered that a duel should take place between Macaire and the dog of the murdered Au bry. The lower animals were frequent ly* during the middle ages, subjected to trial, and the process was conducted against them with all the parade of le gal ceremonial employed in the ca c c of their betters. Such an encounter, therefore, be tween the human and canine cn ation. would not in the fourteenth century, appear specially extraordinary or un precedented, The ground for the com bat was marked off in the Island of No tre Dame, then an open space. .Ma caire made his appearance armed with large club, whilst the dog had an empty cask, into which he could retreat and make his spring from. On being let loose, he immediately ran up to his adversary, attacked him I * 3 fir-1 on one side and then on the other, avoiding as he did so, the blows from Macaire’s cudgel, and at last with a bound, seized the latter by the throat. The murderer was thrown down it then and there obliged to make confession of Lis crime, in the presence of the King and his whole court. Take a ro c e that is faded, and after throwing some common sulphur on a chafing dish of hot coals, hold the rose over the fumes and and it wiil become quite white. Then dip it into a basin of water, and giving it to any dne, tell him to put it into his drawer or box, and close the place tightly. Five or six hours afterwards tell him to open the box, and he will find to his astonish ment, instead of the white rose he put there, one perfectly red. The door between us and God can not be open when that between us and our fellow men is shut. The Size 01 Idaho Has anybody over figured up the of this Territory—how many sqi miles i. contains, how wi4« ami lone it is. ami how lone it Would ta man to travel around it, etc.? We not going to tell you these things, as far as we can we will trace the K daries by the organic act. and those have crossed the plains will be ena to form some estimate of the magmi of the Territory we live in. The tial point is in the middle of Snake or. nearly opposite the mouth of Owyhee, and following down the t to the mouth of the Clearw ater, a tancc of 200 miles, and continuin due north nearly 300 miles fur tin the forty-ninth parallel, making western line from where it loaves Oregon line, at the head of the t hee, to the north wcstcarn corner s hundred miles in length. From northwestern corner to the northea; corner along the forty-ninth paraM latitude the distance of seven hun miles ; this latter corner is within miles of the hend of Missouri rivet low the mouth of the \ ellowstone, ing the whole of the Milk river cot and a part of the White Earth diki From here the line runs due south i the 27th degree of longitude seven drej miles to the northern bounda Colorado Territory, crossing the souri fifty and the Yellow Ston hundred miles above the junctic those two rivers, taking in Fort I mie and a great portion of the 1 Hills, crossing the two Plattos i one hundred and fifty miles abovi forks. From the southeast cornel fortieth parallel of latitude form line of demarcation between Idalu Colorado for a di-lance of three 1 red and fifty miles, taking in I. Peak and crossing the Rocky > tains near the divide between the 1 Platte and the Arkansas. The here turns north one hundred fifty along the ca-tern boundary of I thence west four hundred miles the northern boundary of Nevada ritory to the southeast corner of gon down the Owyhee to the ph begginning. It is twice as lai Oregon or California, and as lai Illinois, Indiana. Ohio, Kentucky, nessee. Alabama and Georgia eotnl Boise A’ews. Cardinal. At.behoni had a quantity of silver plate, and s other articles he possessed various cellars, wrought in the form of Jif animals. A friend of his emi borrowed a salt-collar made in the of a tiger, but forgot to return some time. At length, after the of some six or seven months, he s back, requesting at the same tin loan of another in the shape of toise. The Cardinal desired to s< person who had brought the mess: ‘•You are sent,” said he, “b signor to borrow one of my sa lars?” ‘•Yes, your eminence; I am his ard.” ‘’You will be good enough to tel master that I lent him one in the of a tiger, which is one of the sw animals on the earth, and it lias more than six months in retur: w ere I to lend him the tortoise, 1 is the slowest of animals, 1 fear it never return.” A Scotch paper speaks of a fox ing been seen trying to springs tr means of a stick he carried in his n We knew a fox once that took a pole from the well and pushed a ti off from the lower limb of a tree it, and put the pole back in its ph At least he got the turkey, an well pole was found all right i morning. Honor Among Thieves.—A tk-men went with a friend to the o and arrived before the doors were While waiting in the crowd, stai behind hi' friend, heamu-ed hioro picking the pocket of the latter strutting therefrom a fcandkerchi Hardly had he done so when hi tapped on the shoulder, and on tu; round he saw a gentlemanly lookin dividual, who handed him his own box with a polite bow. observing th never knowingly “operated on a b cr professional, and was sorry th* had made such a mistake." Very low necked dresses are r associated with high morals. \ men in search of calico will make a of it. “Tread Light,” as thegrassh: said to the elephant^ Whenever a golden wedding i ing on, almost every young lady \ like to be in the ring—or rather to a finger in it. NO