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4? VI? Vf? THE PALLADIUM. itttm ; BATM W ATKMTiai;. : 1 ? ft .- One quare one nrtnn. ,t 00 For each nbseqnent insertion pr PUBLISHED EVEBT WEDNESDAY BY B. W. DAVIS, HOLLOW AY Sc OA VIS, Proprietor aqu&re -. ,,, ., ; 50 One aqaare three I nnertion.. Oiieq.are three mimihi...., ,, - 00 . GO 0 00 15 00 86 00 Ouesquaresix months One square onoyeariI, "BE JUST AND FEAR .N0TTrLiET ALL THE ENDS THOU AIMTST AT, BE THY GOD'S, THY COUNTRY'S AND TRUTH'S ! One-fourth of a column one year One-half of a column one year 62 00 rhree-fourtb of a column one year , 70 CO One column, one year, changeable quarterly :' . ' .. ' ., 100 00 Local Hotleea 19 cent per line. TERMS. One year. Hi advance Six months " jhree months " - ... SI 60 40 VOL. XLVJ RICHMOND, WAYNE COUNTY, INDIANA, APRIL 28, 1875. - J M M who,S5S," NO. T. Mall Time Table. GOING NORTH Including all placessup pllod Irom the Chicago 14. K., and the 1 1. Wayne It. Uncloses at 100 a. in. GOING SOUTH-l. Including Cincinnati and all points beyond,closeat7:30a.m. 2. Including all places supplied from the Cincinnati Railroad, bsi p. m. GOING EAST Including all places sup plied irom the Columbus K. R., and all Kastern and Central states, closes at 10)0 a. m. Via Dayton and Xenia Rail road, closes 6:00 a. m. GOING WEST 1. Including Indianapolis and all points beyond, closes 10:00 a. n.; 2. same as above, closes 7:) p. m.; 3. In eluding all points supplied by thelndi , anapolis Railroad; also, Chicago and all points west and northwest, closes 3:00 - p. m. ToWebster, WllliamshurK and BloominRs : port, on Tuesday, Thursday and Satur- day, at 2:00 p. m. To Cox's Mills. White Water.Bethel and Ar ba. on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, at 12.-W m. To Abihton, Clifton and Liberty, on Mon day and Friday, at 71)0 a. m.. To 'Boston, ISeechymire, Gool win's Corner. " and Collese Corner, on Tuesday and Friday, at 12:30 m. MAILS ARE OPEN At 80 a. m. from Indianapolis and Clncin- . nati and beyond. At 11:00 a. m. from Cincinnati, way and through mails. At 4:00 p p from East via Columbus Rail . rond,Jiud Dayton and Xenia Railroad. At 70 p. m. from North, via Chicago Raii- road and Fort Wayne Railroad. At 8:00 p. m. from Indianapolis and beyond. Office open from 70 a. m. to 7:30 p: in. On Sandav, from ShOO to 1010 a. m. Dec. 1 1874. ; B W. iAVIS. P. M. RAILROAD TI 51 B-T A BL C PllUbarg, Cincinnati and St. I.oain Railway. - PAN-HANDLE ROUTE. COITDlWSEI TIME CARD. WLUMBl'S AND IN- , DIVISION S.OV.30. 1874. GOUT'S WEST. J- No. 2. No. 8. jiNo. 6. j No. 10 Prttsbarjr. !:00 pnv - 1:50am 70am 3:40pm 4:45pm 5:2ptn 6:lt)pm 6:40pm 7:12pm 8:16pm 8:5"pm 9:12pm toiuni nus 12:00 n't 6:10 pm 10:05am Mil'ord-...! Urljn....) Piqaa t Brad Jinu Greenrle.1 Richm d CambriVe KatghtoV India'plis. 1:11 am 2:02 am 637 pm;ll:19am prajl2:llpm 720 3:12 am) 8:46 3:40 ami 9:15 4:20 am; No. 5:26 am, 10:26 6:0 am 11:12 0:50 am:i23 8:25 am! 1:30 pm 1:29pm pmJ 2:00pm 41 am am pm pm; 3:40pm 4:18pm ortHipm 6:30pm 11:10pm going eXst. No. 1. No. 3. No. 5. No. India'plis.! 4:50 am 70 pm Knicbts'n o:59ami 8:34 pm 9:35am 11:00am 11:45am 1235pm 1:31pm 4:55 pm 6:05pra 6:42pm 7:15pm 8:20pm 8:45pm Cambri'ge 6:37 am! itt pm Richm'nd 7:loam iod pin Oreenv'le.i 8:23am Ho. 9. Brad Jon- 8:50am 70 am Pio.ua 9:17 am 7:27 am 2:00pm 2:42pm 9:13pm Urbana 10: 10 ami 8:40 am 3:52pm 10:11pm 4:45pm 10:53pm 60pm ; 1 1 :55pm 2:20am! 735a in Mil ford 10:50 am 9:40 am Columbus :ll:50am'll0 am Pi tlxluinf.J 7:15 nm' . Nos. 1. 2, 6 and 7 run Daily, All other trains Daily.except Sunday. Richmond and Cnleag-o Dlvlnion. Nov. 30, 1874. aotsa HORTH, . No. 2. t No. 8. j j No. 10. 5?5U lmssLz?Am ?m - I Mirst'n.f jll:16am ... ; 10:52 pm J wCaftlel 11:50am . 1131 pm i deroon. I 1:10 Dm ; '12:18 am Newcastle 30 pm! l:. am 3:10 am 6:20 am 89 am Logf.nsp't. Crown Pt- 4:tw pm 730pm 90 pm Chlcago .!...... GOING- SOUTH. J. No. 1. No. 3. I -Mfjum t 7JiO Dm 8:20 am.. in4 nm Crown Pt 9:40 pm 10 pnxj 230 pra,. 4:11 pm-J 58 pml 5:38 pml. 630 pm 935 pra!. Kokorao... 2:60 am Anderson-i 3:42 am Nawr'BKtlc 4:38 am Haaerst'n.! 5:08 am Richmond; 5:50 am Clrx nnat.! 9:00 am ITo. Id leave Richmond daily. No 1 leaves Chicago daily. All other trains run dally, except Sunday.. , 5. j . ' i 1 ' 1 r? ' Little 911am! IMvIsion. 'T GOTJHi WEST. 1 No. 2. No. 4. No. 6. No. 10. Pittsburg' ;0 pm . 1:60am 7:50am Ores June . 98 pm 7:23 am 132 pm Colnrab' 12:00 nt. S0am 10:05 am 8:40 pm fjonton l5am 6:00am 11:08am 4:34pm Xenia 2:20am 7:10amil2:15 piu 5:35pm Morrow 3:40 am 8:28am 133pm 6:37pm Cinclnatl 5:15am 10:30 am 2:50pm 8:00pm Xenia 730am1230pm 5:45 pm Dayton. ? .. ... :10amf 1:15 pm 6:45pm Richm'd- 10:00am! 3:20 pm Ind'polis. ... 130 pm' 6:30 pm' . t, GOING EAST. - A , . , f t . No. 1. No. 3. No. 5. I No. 7. Ind'polis f. ... .. t.;. 9:35am1 Richmnd' 12:40 pm Iavton.. 8:15 am . 2:45 pm .. Xenia ft: 40 am 3:45 pm Cincinnti 70 am 1:20pm 7:10 pm Morrow... 838 am .i 2:48 pm 8:40 pm Xenia 9:35 am 12:50 am 3:50 pm 9:45 pm London..' 10:4.1 am 23 ami. 53 pm 10:55 pm Colnmb s 11:45am 35 ami 65 pm 11:55 pm Drew June 1:58 pm 535 am 8:31pm 22 am Pittsburg 7:15 pm 1230 pm 230 am 7:25 am Nos. I, 2, 6 and 7 run Daily to and from Cincinnati. . All other Trains Daily.except Sunday. W. L. O'BRIEN, Genl Passenger and Ticket Agent. . C R. Jt Ft. Wayne Railroad. GOING NORTH. GOING SOUTH. O R ml & ex.l00 am I Portland ac. 90 am Portland &c 40 pm G R m'l & ex. 6:25 pm M. W. HOBBS. M. D.4 Practitioner of Medicine & Surgery, Gives special attention to the study and treatment of all fliseases and injuries of tbe EYE AND EAR. He hopes to merit a liberal patronage. OOIce and Residence, Xo. 21 Sonth Fifth Street, RICHMOND, INDIANA. 4 Mm , JJART Jk DOBBIX8, House, Hign and Ornamental PAINTERS. GRAINERS, Etc. 213 9flatn Street, 18- RICHMOND INDIANA PAT'rXTT'Nl ALL PERSONS i.-ALJi', -LO. desiring to secure Patents for their inventions, or obtain ad vice in PATENT CAXKrt, 'on reasonable term-, will do well to address ' ' WW. H. FISHER, . Counselor and Solicitor in Patent Cases , , 4 W. Fifth street, Cincinnati, b. Mend for Circular. Satisfaction :naran teed- .- t - -' ' 48m QPI to OA prr, ,Uay at home- Terms free. -J 'Jy' Address G. Htinson to Jan.l9,l.Sba. jiyl , .. . Portland, Maine Al'OrSTrS B. TOCSO, ATTORNEY AND NOTARY. Office in room over Georee W nrni CJrocerv.FJchiiioud Indiana. TnE BIG BONANZA. A River of Silver on a Red or Gold 8300,000,000 In Sight Will These Mines Work a Revolution In the Value or Sliver and Cold Through- ; out tbe World ? Cor. of the Chicago Inter-Ocean. Virginia City Nev., March 22, 1875. Let me, in the first place, cor rect a false impression respecting the "Big Bonanza." The California and Consolidated Virginia mines are lo cated in Virginia City, State of Neva da, and not in the State of California, as is erroneously written by the ama. teur correspondents for many Hastern papers. The great bonanza is in the northern end of the Comstock lode. Beginning fourteen feet from the southern boundary line of the Con solidated Virginia mine, it extends to its northern line, a distance of 5S6 feet; thence through the entire length of the California mine, a distance of 600 feet; and has been traced a further distance of seventy feet in the adja cent Ophir mine. This body ore is 160 feet wide at the point of discovery in the Consolidated Virginia mine, and, like a great river or lake, gradu ally expands to a width of 1,300 feet, the extent of the present discovery. For more than 100 ieet the ore assays from JroOO to -SOO per ton. and m a few instances it goes as high as SI, 600 per ton. A sample selected from the "heart of the bonanza" assayed $8,000 per ton. This sample is 90 per cent, pure metal and about 44 per cent, gold. It is termed "horned silver," in mining parlance, and is about ot the consistency of worked putty ana easily sliced with a pen-knife. This husre lake of silver will aveiace an es say of $100 per ton, on the basis of which estimate there are about - ? : $300,000,000 in sight more than can be extracted and worked into bullion within the next two years.' Even now bullion is being sent to the Eastern mints for coinage These two "bonanza" mines the Consolidated Virginia and California arc working as many men as can find foothold on their silver founda tions, and extract each about 400 tons of ore daily, including Sundays. Until about a year ago work on the California mine was suspended, and the mine practically abandoned the stockholders considered further de velopments almost useless. Every minings superintendent has a theor', every one differing from all the rest; Superintendent Mackey was confident of the wealth of the mine. Finally, a. new board ot trustees listened to his ideas, and he was instructed to go ahead. The mine was then 1,400 feet deep, no average pay ore ever having been found, and the total stock, 103, 000 shares, nominally quoted at about $8,000,000, or 70.per share, used mainly for "bulling" and "bearing" purposes, without reference to its main intrinsic value. Within four days after the "bonanza," was found the mine increased in value $10,000,- i 000 and within thirty days the Cali fornia mine, 600 feet of ground, was valued at $55,000,000. The same applies to the Consoli dated Virginia mine, adjacent. The discovery of this rich body of ore in the one led to the development of the other. , -They are both worked and owned by the same companies, and are about equally valuable the same body of ore, bearing the same degree of richness, running through both. This body of ore was discovert d at a depth ol 1,500 feet from the surface how deep it extends is unknown. Prospecting at present is confined to its length and width. It may "peter" out at a depth of twenty or thirty feet, and again it may extend to a depth of as many hundred feet, increasing in richness with its depth, until it be comes pure silver, or even gold; and then again it may not. Here, in a little mining town in the western wilds of ; Nevada, lying adja cent to each other, are the two richest silver mines in the world, owned and controlled by about twenty men, whose respective interests in the same are valued at over $10,000,000. One year ago those same values were not estimated at so many thousands. But ten years ago these billionaires were men of moderate means, and a few were miners laboring at $4 per day. Was fortune ever so fickle? W ere men ever so fortunate ? TFIE CELEBRATED SUTRO TUNNEL, or the "Great Bore," as it is called by the opponents of the scheme at Wash ington, is a projected tunnel, eiht by five feet square, commencing in a val ley at the base of the foot-chills, and extending to Virginia City, a distance of four miles from the point of com mencement. It is then proposed to extend the tunnel a mile (or farther, if profitable) up and down the Com stock Lode thus giving the tunnel the appearance of the letter T- or, more correctly, that of a cross. It is to tap the mines on its route at a level of about 2,000 feet from the surface. The tunnel is completed about one third of the distance, or one mile and a t hird, at a cost of about $2,250,000. The object of this tunnel is to save time and expense in hoisting ore to the surface of the earth. As, for ex ample, the famous Savage mine, now 2,100 feet deeryinstead of hoisting ore that great distance as at present, would, when the tunnel intersects at the 2,000 foot level, only have to hoist it 100 feet to the tunnel level when the ore would be transported to the mill by the railroad traversing the en tire length of the tunnel. The mine could then be explored to a depth of 2,000 feet or wore, which, under the present system of working, it probably could not be with profit to the owners and comfort and safety to the miners. A royalty of $2 per ton is asked by the tunnel companjT. A large number of mine owners contend that the present method of hoisting ore, though slower, is the cheapest. And this is the ques tion, in a few words, between the mine owners and the Sutro Tunnel .Company, which is periodically brought before the statesmen at Washington. . 5 , j- f ' THE "DIAMOND DRILL ' if one of those strong inventions of the enemies to "outsiders." Those who are on the "inside," and who are allowed to examine mines, can bore into a "bonanza"and tell how far the ore extends and its quality, 'thus in forming themselves when to buy or sell fetock, while those ol the stock holders who are called "outsiders," or who are not in the ring, are left in the dark as to the extent of the body of ore, or its richness, except as daily developed in its face. Their source of information before the introduction of the "diamond drill" was limitedto leaky miners and confidential superin tendents who could uot always be relied upon. Under this new system of exploring for hidden bonanzas, an outsider has about as many chances as he would in a game of three-card monte probably less. , "POINTS ON STOCKS" are obtained through friendly suer intendents and trustees, who are "on the inside." Everything is consider ed fair in stocks, and, in two out of three instances, the best way is to act the reverse of the advice "confiden tially" given, where socalled "points" are given to reward friends as well as to punish enemies. As an instance : Mr. Sharon, our newly elected United States Senator, has a tried and trusted (?) Japanese body servant, the first letter of whose name is Ah Kce. Frequently he would, on solicitation, advise Mr. Ah Kee how to invest his surplus change, which advice would generally prove satisfactory. Ah Kee also learned a "point" from the femi nine sex, and utilized the keyhole in listening to Senator Sharon's private conversation with his brokers. De tecting this, Sharon urged his broker' to purchase an unlimited quantity of a certain stock. Ah Kee left his key hole and immediately brought his hidden wealth to bear, borrowed all he could, and advised his Celestial friends to do the same. A few days later Kee's countenance indicated that he was sick of stocks and "points," and his friends were very solicitous as to his whereabouts, but sought in vain. As a recompense his wages were-increased, but he takes no further interest iu mining matters. THE MINERAL WEALTH OP NEVADA is not alone confined to silver and gold. It also abounds in coal, lead, borax, sulphur, soda, copper, antimo ny, and iron and salt mines ot great productiveness, the latter "of which cannot be worked profitably owing to a lack of transportation to market. A few garnets and other precious stones have been found in the silver mines, but these articles are as rare as they are precious. The development of the mines of this State is just begun, and their productiveness of the past few months may be reasonably taken as an index for their future wealth. The French Financier's Ianhter. From the St. Iouis Globe- Several months ago a rich financier, a speculator on the Jfourse, learned that his only dauehter was quite fond of a wealthy ypunar man, who was himself not averse to occasional oper ations. . She made the confession her self French girls do not carry on love affairs clandestinely but said, at the same time, that she was not par ticularly enamored of him. She added: "You know. nana, that you have given me a worldly educa tion, and 1 have profited by it. 1 am not a bit silly about Monsieur . .But he is amiable, cultured, asreeable. domestic, and most of all, he has a handsome property. He would make a good hushand, i think, lie likes me, 1 am sure. . 1 shrewdly surmise that he intends to propose to you for my hand. If he does, I shall accept him for the reasons stated, unless you seriously object." Papa, tor some reason or other, did not relish the prospect of having Mon sieur ; for a son-in law. So he said to his daughter, "You would not, Claudine, entertain the idea of be coming the wife of this gentleman if he were poor, would j'ou?" "Not for a moment, my dear papa, I hold that marriage with poverty is insupportable. I regard Monsieur 's fortne fully as favorable as I do him. Indeed, I do not separate them." "You're a sensible eirl. vou do credit to my training. I'm proud of you. There's no cause for haste in this matter. I love yon devoutly. I would not thwart your desires. Wait a few weeks and see how 3Ionsieur" developes." THE FATHER'S PLOT. Three days later the young gentle man proposed for her hand, and she asked a little time to consider, to which he readily consented. Her father remembering her opinion that money was indispensable to matrimo ny, determined to ruin the suitor. To this end he pretended to take him into his confidence, urging him to buy largely of a certain stock, because it was sure to advance. The father be ing a high monetary authority, the young man gladly and gratefully re ceived and acted upon his advice. The result was that he was ruined, the stock having steadily and rapidly declined from the moment he had purchased it. He then withdrew his proposal of marriage, unwilling that the woman he loved should be the wife of a beggar. Claudine's father, rejoiced at the lover's adversity, remarked to his daughter : "You see, my child, how wise it was for you to wait. The young fellow could not raise five thousand francs to-day on all he has left. Such affection as you had for him must be completely cured by his great re verses." THE GIRL'S HEART. "So far from it, papa. I find I never loved him till now. His misfortunes have touched my heart. The noble manner in which he has acted reveals him to ine in a new light. I feel that now, more than ever, he needs my sympathy, comfort and affection." "But you would not marry a bank rupt a man who can give you no position, no material comfort noth mg? HOW IT ENDED. "But I should have something, Eapa, throuh your kindness. I should e too happy to share it with him." Then the father, flaming up, de clared he would not give Claudine a sou, if she should marry the miserable beggar. He told her how he had ruined her suitor, the purpose he had in doing so. They had hich words. She rebuked him for his treachery; he charged her with filial ingratitude. In less than a week she had eloped with her lover, and they were married and living happily, though hunibly, together in Havre, trying to begin a new life, when the lather sought them, asked their pardon for the past, and begged them to return to Paris, to make his home theirs. An elopement is a rare thing in France, particularly among what the English would call respectable people. In Claudine's circle it caused a com motion, but when she returned hither with her husband and father, her friends were delighted, and pro nounced the affair a capital comedy. I understand, by the by, that elope ments are not nearly so unusual as they were wont to be in this country, and that the French ascribe their in creased frequency to the influence of manners and customs. Claudine's disobedience to paternal authority will be freely forgiven by the romantic in consideration of her loyalty to her lover. If she had been from the other side of the sea, her devotion, generated by the troubles that had befallen him would not have been remarkable. But over here de votion from such cause is very rare, if jou believe the satirist and cynics, and awakens general astonishment. End or the Crosa-Examtualioii. What Mr. Beecher has to eay in court, in regard to the charge against him, is about all said. He has passed through one ot the most tryiDg exami nations ever experienced by a witness. Though opinions differ as to the man ner in which he has borne himself, and many insist that his answers have been in some instances evasive, we think all must admit that his testi mony as given in the direct examina' tion has been unshaken. It is hard to undergo such a fierce fire of cross questioning as that to which lie has been subjected, without falling into errors and contradictions, even ad mitting that the witness is entirely innocent. That he should . pass through this without one serious mis hap, as he certainley has done, nd still be guilty, as charged, seems ab solutely beyond relief. It would make out Mr. Beecher not only the remark able man which his friends claim, but one of the deepest, wiliest, craftiest persons who has ever appeared in any court of justice. Does his prior life make such judgment of his character reasonable? Does his previous con duct in this very matter in which, if guilty, he committed the most absurd blunders, lend to such an interpreta- j tion a degree of probability'? lie trusted the evidences of his guilt in the hadds of a third party. Did this display the craft and cunning of an 1 adept? He passed over to a friend of his accuser the very letters which are now brought up in judgment against . him. Was this the act of a man veised in the philosophy of deceit? We sub mit that his course in this whole affair is entirely incompatible with the the ory of his being the wily witness ; which he must be, to sustain himself, ' if guilty, against the overwhelming i power brought to bear against him. I We have said manv times before, andl now say. the only way of explaining the history of Mr. Beecher himself, and this story may be briefly summar ized as follows : 1. Mr. Beecher was led to believe from the reports of Bowen, from Des sie Turner, and others, that Tilton was false to his marital vows, as he was false to his early religious teach ings, and that he had become so lost to honor as to even be guilty of per sonal cruelty t -j his family. On these representations he advised the dis charge of Tilton from the Independ ent, and, with Mrs. Beecher's approv al, the separation of Mrs. Tilton from her husband. 2. On tbe word of Moulton, who declared that these stories were fahe, and who in a measure explained them, he became convinced that In had greatly wronged Tilton, and that, in short, he had been guilty of base in gratitude toward one who had served him in times of need most faithfully. 3. Combined with the abuse, Mr. Beecher was given to understand that Mrs. Tilton had transferred to him the love which belonged to her hus band, and he therefore saw himself in the light of having robbed Tilton of his wife's affections, as well as having contributed to his financial ruin. Feeling that he had thus been guilty of the deepest ingratitude, he was horrified finally, by being confronted by a written confession of Mrs. Tilton, in which she charged him with having made improper proposals to her. To mend the wrong he believed he had committed, and to stop the publicity of this disgraceful scandal, Mr. Beecher wrote those letters of con trition, furnished Tilton with means to begin anew his career in life, sought to heal the family dissensions, and bring back the peace and prosperity which he charged himself with having driven from Tilton's home. There is no passage in any of Mr. Beecher's letttcrs which cannot be reasonably interpreted on this theory, while there arc numerous passages which cannot be thus explained on the theory of his criminality. As with the letters, so with the actions of the parties Til ton, Moulton Mrs. Moulton, and Mrs. Tilton, as well as Mr. Beecher. All are consistent, it Mr. Beecher's ex planation is taken; all are inconsistent, if the charge of the prosecution is considered. We do not wish to be partial in the judgment of this ease;, we have tried very hard not to be so; but the conclusions we have formed from the evidence thus far given seem to us to exclude the probability and, we may even add, the possibility of guilt in the sense charged. What re mains to be developed we shall soon see. Inter-Ocean. The New York Tribune honors it self, when it says: "General Grant honers himself in the generous and graceful words with which he ays deserved honor to General Spinner, on the occasion of the veteran's retire ment from the Treasury Department. He says : 'I wish to say how much 1, in common with the great mass of people ot this country, appreciate your zeal and devotion to the arduous du ties you have been called upon to per form in the last fourteen or fifteen years. In retiiing from these duties, I hope you will find rest and restora tion to vigorous health so long denied you. You take with you my wishes for your welfare and happiness, and my confidence in 3-our patriotism, zeal, and ability. But few men have performed more labor for. the public than you. None have retired from their labors retaining a stronger con fidence in the public mind for con stancy, integrity, and unselfishness.' " - It nay do no harm to say right here that -Paul Boyton's lite-saving dress is not tight-laced. National Baaks. The total annual taxation paid by the national banks is not less than 4 per cent, ou the aggregate of their capital and surplus. There are some features of the national banking sys tem which show it to be by far the best system of finance ever adopted in this or, we might say, any other coun try. In the first place, notwithstand ing some failures, the system of gov ernment supervision of the manage ment of the banks inspires confidence in depositors, and for that reason the deposits in (he national banks are larger, by probably $100,000,000, than they would be in an equal number of private or State banks with an equal amount of capital. This increase of deposits is practically an increase of that much money offered in the mar let; and we believe that if the nation al banking system were abolished, tbe loss of confidence in the stability of hanking would cause a permanent de crease of deposits sufficient to-make a permanent advance in the rates of in terest for money. We do not wish to be understood as claiming that the national banking system is perfect. There are many features of it which need amending; but we believe its general principles are superior to those of any other banking system now in operation in the whole world cf commerce. Inter-Ocean. ILovine ThronKh Darkneas into Light. , They were married in the morning, and immediately stepped aboard the cats for a bridal tour to San Francis co. They attracted considerable at tention on the .way by their hnpy moon ways, and created a good Jeal of quiet fun among the goodly number of ladies and gentlemen who were passengers. In due time the cars en tered a tunnel, and all for a few uio siicuts were c?nveloid in darkness All too soon the cars emerged ".into die broad glare of the noonday, eub, ;md our loving bride and groom were Iiscover-ed-Jocked in .each other's arms and exchangtnc khmcs at a rate" seldom seen in public.. "feepassen ger8 look in the situatiM hi abutr pecond, and a shout went up tkat nearly threw the train from the track,' and brought the conductor to the secne on the double-quick. "Pass it round," yelled a big man who was on liia way East to his wife. "Go back to the tunnel," said another man to the conductor; and as the newly-made husband settled back in his seat he was heard to say : "Sarah, I thought tunnels were longer. Duma railroad company, anyway." For Spelling Schools. The following is a verbatim copy of the rules and regulations drawn up by .'he School Board of a certain dis trict in Michwran, and published m the local moer. If anybody believes the buchstabiereaheber, or spelling mania, is not epidemic up in that re gion, let him read and be convinced : 1st) School to commenc at nine O'clock a. iu. and close at four p. m. School to be kept quiet during School hours. 2d) No Swareing nor quarling at recess nor noon times at School. !No throwing of stones or enow balls around the school house or in it. 3rd) No Children to be allowd to ctfme to school with sore eyes or other Catching Deseses. No Schollars al lowed to goe into the neabcring houses cxept it be ncssiery. 4th) No ink to be allowed to be Spilt or thron about on the Desks of any of the School- furniture. No scratching of Desks or marking of the same in any way or any of the School furniture. 5th) Children must render strict Obedence to thair teacher. 6th) All children that willful brake any of these Rules must be punished by thair teacher in any way she may See fit provided it Shall be in accord anc with the primary School laws. Sing-nlar Petrification. While hunting in thetules near the 6ink of Chache Creek, on Monday last, Mr. Abe Green, an old tule hunt er, discovered a petrified goose stand ing upright, with its legs buried about one-half in the adobe soil. He thought at first it was living, and creeping closely up fired his gun at it, but the bird did not budge an inch. He thought it very strange, and walked up to it. He found it dead, and in trying to pick it up was astonished at its immense weight. It had turned to stone, and a mark on its wing near the forward joint showed where the shot had struck it, knocking a piece off. He managed to raise it up out of the ground, and when he'laid it down a riece dropped from its breast, dis closing a hollow inside, from which pure, clear water commenced running. Its feathers were very natural, and its appearance was life-like. "--Tolo (Cal.) Mail. The Secret or Being SfyIIh. From careful and extensive obser vation I have come to the conclusion that no woman can be really stylish, who apparently knows what to do with her hands. She may have wealth and position, she may paint and powder her face, have elegant clothes, and wear the mask vail just below her nose, but if she appears to know what to do with her hands, she is lost. They abso lutely must hang in listless, graceful . (apparent) helplessness; but not all the time; they must wander aimlessly . about, as if seeking a resting place and finding none; and they must come together occasionally with a touch like melting enowfiakes. My dear girls, my word for it, there's the whole secret. . - ' You may have everything, do every thing, be everything else, but, if you seem to know what to do with your hands, your case is hopeless there will be an indescribable "something" lacking, you never will be stylish. Gale Forest. "Women lack nerve,' indeed, Mr. Spinner I A woman with the dyspep sia has more nerves to the square inch than a New Jersey swamp has mos quitoes. 4 01 Young Pomeroy, the boy murderer, of Massachusetts, is studying Latin in his cell. A dead language will be a. tonvenient thing for him to know af ter his execution. The St. Louis Dispatch styles a spelling match "a jaw-breaking row." . MComlnfr or the Iord" Adventiata. i The Chicaeo Tribune contains j detailed account of the meeting of Adventists, in that city, on Monday I night, April lyth: lhe Kcene was a remarkable and. in some resnects touching one. About one hundred and fifty of the Adventists assembled in their hall, including both sexes and some children. Th'o band was led by Elder Thurman, an old man of protound t;onviction, pure lite, and lwg devotion to the. faith. In the 'hall a substantial sunner was spread. and it was confident!' believed by those present that Christ wouJq ap pear in person, partake of the supper with them, and point the way to glory. Early in the evening a thunderstorm of Borne violence came up, with sharp lightning. 1 he joy ot tbe Adventists at this event was unspeakable, for they interpreted it as a sure sign of the coming ol the Jjord. JJuring the prevalence ot the storm the excite j ment ran very hich. lhe evening i wore on, and at U o clock all 6at down j to supper. There was a shade of sad- ness on ineir iaces at ine non-arrivai of the expected guest, but hope was not yet lost. 10 and 11 o'clock came. The stoim was over, the lightning had ceased and the stars shone out serene ly. Fatigue and hope deferred began to tell on the deluded baud, but still they kept up heart. About midnight, when some were asleep and others were fast losing hope. Elder Thurman rose, and, with tears streaming down his face, confessed the failure of his predictions. He declared that for thirty-two years he had devoted him self to studying the prophecies, and they all, without exception, pointed to tho 19th ot April as the time of the second coming of Christ.- He had proven his calculations over and over, and there could be no mistake and yet there was some mistake. He could not fathom the mystery nor ex plain the failure. He only knew he nad done his duty, and that all his life-work had come to nothing. He declared the burdeu of his disappoint ment to be greater than he could boar, and asked for a speedy release from ihis sorrows. During his remarks thero was sobbine and subdued ex vcitement. Mffay cX.tbose presont had j given away their furnifurtKaol broken : up their-lodgings, expecting to-have ' no farther use for them. Now they ; were houseless and homeless in the j world, their hopes shattered and their faith destroyed. In reply to a ques tion what his future plans were. Elder i Thurman said he had none, his course I was run. liemg asked 11 he should j continue the publication of his paper I he replied, mournfully, "There is j nothing to publish it for; my work is : done. I do not know what I shall do, where I shall go. It was the har ! mony of those dates that convinced me that Jesus was the Christ, and j now 1 do not know what to believe." ! As the night wore on the assemblage i broke up and the unhappy fanatics ! A i 1 1 A- . . - - . went ineir several ways, niter juojecis for sympathy than ridicule, more de serving of respect than contumely. How l'ofttage Stump are Made. In printing, steel plates are used, on which two hundred stamps are en graved. Two men are kept hard at work covering them with the colored inks and passing them to a man and girl, who are equally busy at printing them with large rolling hand presses. Three of these little squads are em ployed all the time, although ten presses can be put into use in case of necessity. After the small sheets of paper upon which the two hundred stamps are engraved have dried enough, they are sent into another room and gummed. The gum used for this purpose is a peculiar compo sition, made of the powder of dried potatoes and other vegetables, mixed with water, which is better than any other material, for instance, gum arabic, which cracks the paper badly. The paper is also of a peculiar tex ture, somewhat similar to that used for bank notes. After having been again dried, this time on little racks, which are fanned by steam power, for about an hour, they are put in be tween sheets of paste-board and press ed in hydraulic presses, capable of applyins a weight of two thousand tons. The next thing is to cut the sheet in half; each sheet, of course, when cut, contains a hundred stamps. This is done by a girl with a large pair of shears, cutting by hand being preferred to that of machinery, which method would destroy too many stamps. They are theu passed to two other squads, who, in as many opera tions, i-erforate the sheets between the stamps. Next they are pressed once more, and then packed and la beled, and stowed away in another room, preparatory to being put in mail bags for dispatching to fulfill orders. If a single stamp is torn, or in any way mutilated, the whole sheet of one hundred is burned. About five hundred thousand are burned every week from this cause. For the past twent- years not a single sheet nas been lost, such care ban been ta ken in counting them. During the progress of manufacturing, the sheets are counted eleven times. The President of the Berlin society for promoting the burning of corpses has applied to the Ministry of State for the suspension or the removal of the police order by which cremation is forbidden. The Ministers of the Interior and Pubnc Worship have replied that the prayed for permission would be illegal, and it is not in their power to grant. For the present there is no intention to apply to the Legis lature for an alteration of the law in this matter. He had a jockey-style of cap on, a leather band around his waist, his trowserlegs tucked inside his boots, and was aged 15. "Milk and spelling matches tor babies," he exclaimed, curling his upper lip; but as for me. gimme baseball!" - Detroit Free Press: A near-sighted man was riding in a Woodward ave nue car the other day, when a lady opposite bowed to him. He returned the bow, raised his hat, smiled sweet ly, and was just wondering who she was, when she came over and whis pered in his ear : "Oh! I'll fix you for this, old man !' Then he knew it was his wife. '' Queen Victoria should at once make Paul Boyton a Knight of the Bath, as he can't become a Prince of Wales. Boston Post. A patient waiter a'young doctor. An affecting sight barrels in tiers. -Private Dalzell has become a tomb stone ageut. - The stamp of civilization the postal stamp. The latest thing in front door locks night-keys. A Boston hotel bed is the thinnest, hardest bed in the world. Democratic voters will now emerge from the bed of Pogue'a run. Ind. Jour. It is a woman's duty to be four weeks cleaning house, no matter if she could do it in three days. A Port Jarvis man offered his house for $2, but no one would buy it. It was floating down the river on the ice. A Troy Coroner can run a mile in five and a half minutes, even when the inducement is only a six-shilling fee. The Wisconsin farmer who left a candle burning in the barn so as to scare thieves away has no barn to watch now. Silver is so plenty in Arozona that when a man gets paid off for a three months' job he has to hire a wagon to take him home. In the Brooklyn DaraeTanh. rub' lished yesterday, for "moral young woman," read "rural young woman.' Courier Journal. The Worcester Press ventures to hint, from Arsene Houssaye's batter ing allusions to his relatives, that he must be "wathei an ass." An Eastern college professor tried to make his wife live on a diet of veg etables, but she played roots on him and went home to her mother. . It is now announced that Mr. Ev- arts' fee is to be $20,0Q0. Let us see; that will be about six shillings a day at present prospects. St. Louis Globe. If some fatal epidemic had carried off every candidate for office in this city, Sodom and Gomorrah wouldn't be deuce high. Marquette Journal. Tbe average masculine stomach in this eouutry craves liquor, and ocirty must be revolutionised before a Ut ter state of thing? exist." Kate Field. Boston wujd like to know '"re women tiersonsr it g ot i f conse quence, however; iT'theyi hot they are very excellent substiK tes. Ko chestcr Democrat. . Mr. Carruth, dir editor orthe Vine- land Independent, in whose head the ball still remains, is going to change the name of his paper to the Bulletin. It has been discovered that shaky firms usually belong to the Millerite persuasion, because they all keep the day of their going up a profound se cret. . A Vermont church congregation al lowed their church to be sold on a mortgage, but then the preacher had run away, aud the deacons were off hunting coons. ; , ; It is said that nothing will cure a poet's affection for his idol ! sooner than to catch her at the dinner table excavating the kernel of a hickory nut with a hairpin. - Tom Allen, the prize-fighter, is roaring around again, and it seems as it he never would be quiet until some woman has knocked him down with a broomstick. , A Minnesota Sheriff carried a bul let in his head ten years, and when they removed it the other day he be came foolish. They are looking for some one to shoot him again. George Williams Curtis intimates that he manages Harper's Weekly, and not Thomas Nast. Tho latter will get him into a cartoon presently, however, and he'll wish he'd never been born. Rochester Democrat. It is feared that Spinner's resigna tion will cause a panic in the rural districts where the impression pre vails that his signature symbolizes the American eagle struggling with the serpent of rebellion. The Prince of Wales, it is announc ed, will make a visit to India during the cold season; but unother an nouncement is that he will go to the Artie Circle, which is a higher eircle even than he has ever yet moved in. When they want to find out in the country if a girl is courting or not, an old lady steps in and remarks: "I say, there ain't no one sick in this here house or nothin', is there? I seen a light burnin' nigh on to 12 o'clock last night; but I don't smell no camphirc nor .nothin' around." Tbe meanest man in this city lives on Jackson street. He cuts the ac counts of the Beecher scandal out of the paper, every morning, and hides them in the Bible, to keep his wife and mother in-law from reading them. He says: "They never look in that book," and he tells them "the dog chaws the paper full ot holes." , Two good-natured Irishmen, on a certain occasion, occupied the same bed. In the morning one of them in quired of '. the other: "Dennis, did you hear tundher, last night?" "No, Pat, did it really tundher?" "Yes; it tundhered as if hivin and earth would come togither.'' "Why then, didn't yo wake me, for ye know I can't slape when ittundhers." Father Taylor once prayed for all the musicians and opera singers, and . especially for , the beautiful young woman (Jenny Lind) who had just landed ., on our , shores . to gladden American ears with her songs. As he closed, a long, lank fellow rose from the pulpit steps and asked whether lhe preacher supposed a per son who died in an opera-house could go to heaven. Father T. replied; YAH good people will go to heaven, hut a. fooL will not, even though he dies on the steps of a pulpit," . .; A physician of New Bedford, Mas . saehusetts, recently performed the opv eration of taking out a man's right: eye, and found among the fragments of the membrane of the eye a shingle nail, perfect in all its parts, one-half an inch in length, (and originally three-quarters of an inch), which had been in ' the eye forty years, and had destroyed the sight during that time. The' iris had become completely ossi fied. ; ' - Judge Fullerton has not entirely recovered yet. a He is but so-so." All the cheese in Connecticut this year will be made of hickory, i 'Oysters R not in order after this month. ."' - - The Centennial motto:' "1 came, I saw, I Concord." The Springfield Republic has a fe male compositor that' ' weighs 160 pounds, and yet she bothers t he-foreman for "fat" every day. : ! - ; , It cost a good deal for consumptive patients to go to Minnesota, last win ter, but most of them returned dead heads. r .' '. "Consumption is an economical dis ease," said John Henry, with a cold on his lungs "you can furnish your own coughm'." "It takes only the letter r to make Mary marry," says an exchange. But Quiz remarks that it is just as effec tual to let her b, r Another of Daniel Boone's rifles has turned up in Salina, Kansas. That makes just 2.784.923 of them. i,u luuitxu i-iaw.a jci iu near irom. A printer in Philadelphia i father to twenty-six children, ranging Irom antique daughters to full-face bour geois boys, and nonpareil babies in small caps. He ought to start a fam ily paper. - " The Chinese will never come to any good. They celebrate their holidays by paying their debts, which is just reversing-the Christian order of pro ceedings; hence the term, hollow-day holiday. " Civilization is advancing the dura tion of human life. As many live to seventy years now as lived to forty three, three centuries ago. And if i astonishing how ; very few die after they get to be a hundred. - We are not going to coin a word. It is a good deal easier to say "inflat; lble than capable of hem:; in although Webster gives nosfrthority for it. But thi-ee are?ndier days than lived in. Tbe tailors assin despair. Linen i d 'is tors, aftervtbe Ulster pattern, are t to be wom-this summer, rendering all otLerc-iothicg entirely superfluous. Irvlh artistic poi&t of view they are unexcelled first-rate for hanging purposes. i ; ; . - Said a colored Georgia preacher: "I tar's robbin' and stealin' all around. Dar's de Beecher business, de Wood hull business, Sumner is dead, torna does come whoopin' around, de Freed man's Bank has busted, and it 'pears as if de end was nigh, mighty clus at hand." - The Chicago Tribune, whose editor is old enough to know better, is wor rying itself over the third term prob lem; and yet it makes fun of the sec ond advent, which is, by comparison, a thine reasonably to be expected. . St. Louis Globe. .. -I 1 r The New York Tribune goes back on its f riends thus: "Impartial ob servers of the course of the Democrat ic party during the past winter, espe cially in the Western States, are not overwhelmingly impressed with the conviction that the good of the coun try demands a restoration of the De mocracy to power." A Bakersfield man dropped into the postoffice and wanted to know how much merchandise he could fend in one narcel. ..."Four nounds." was the reply. Then he blandly said he thought he would send out to Arizona four pounds of those red toy-balloons, inflated; but he had difficulty in get ting out of the door in time to doige a mail bag. Alta California. The Hon. ' Andrew ; J. Hamilton died at Austin, Texas, on Sunday, the 11th inst., and was buried with be coming honors from the Capitol the following day.-' General 5 Hamilton was an able lawyer and a popular ora tor, and has been closely identified with the history of Texas for the past thirty years. During the war he re mained true to the tJnion, and latter ly has been known as a Liberal lie. publican. f-f : , a- o Always the Same. When a woman enters a butcher shop to selec t a piece of meat for din ner she has made up her mind to take mutton roast. Therefore, when the butcher rubs his hands and asks what she will have, she promptly replies : "I'll take some of that mut " , - i .1 TT I 1. i cue stops tuere- iter eye nas caugut sight of a ham, and she suddenly de cides to take ham. ! "Is that nice ham ?" she inquires. "Best ham I ever saw, madam. How much?" : "Well, you may give me three p .. Well, I don't know, cither. My husband was saying he'd like some sausage. Have you any real nice sau sage !" "Plenty, madam, t Now, then, how much sausage will you have?" "It's pork sausage, is it?" - .)'.-. "Yes, madam." . "Well, I suppose a pound would be enough for-our; small familv. but but" f d i , ; ''Shall I weigh a pound, madam ?" ; "I was just wondering if a veal pot pie wouldn't suit him better," she answered. - "Yon . have veal T cnn. pose?" r , , r "Oh, yes, madam.-. HereV a splen did piece of veal -as good a piece as I ever saw.",- "s -t ;--- "Yes that does look like nice veal," she says, lifting it up. . , '" " "And you'll take it?" f "Let's see," she muses. 'Y- no,' I guess not. I guess I'd belter, take , , , , ... "Niite chops how much ?" he asks.' "One of these sliees will weigh a pound, I suppose ?" -; w .--. "About a pound, madam." ; -, : "And. it was a young hogj. , fS. "Quite young, madam." 'And you'll cut the rind off?'1 "Yes, madam." 3 im,. -.t m " Well,", she says, heaving a deep ., sigh, "I guess you may. give me some i beefsteak some that a nice, ana be sure to cut all the bones out V - " ' And she's only been: half an hour coming to the point. Detroit Free Press. . s,-.,. : , , . Nevada brides" 'won't stand iuchT foolishness "at-a wedding. Recently. , one of them while going ujy the aisjo ' ' f the church stopped short and tick ed all the-flkinj)ff: the shins of a1 tMAmtmin wtin IrniTni tr til . -..:;. T , , " v , jr f.