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RICHMOND DAILY PALLADIUM, MONDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 1904.
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It siands t! h:ut for it- won derful cures of the mo?t distressing cases. S.varno-Root is pleasant to take and 1 ccld by ail erurpisis in fifty-cent and one-dollai flSSa DOtues. loumay I,-... this wonderful lew dis- , ', toverv and a h ok that --i-il-''rir tells all about t, both iim? of Swamp-r.oot. sent free by mad. Address Dr. Kilmer & Co. Din-hamton, M. Y. When vriting mentio? reading this gener""s offe- in this pacer- and scald incomes tha -Am mus cmenb HE DIDN'T KNOW HOW . To Use American Slang, and His At tempts are Extremely Ludicrous. "The Earl of Pawtucket " is one of the "doncher know" kind, but withal, a gentleman, and, while he arouses risibilities of the au dience he still elaims consideration on account of being such a "good fel low." In his attempts to imitate Ameri can customs he employs slang not slaiv-v slang but the everyday ar- 1 the manner in wlncli lie his conversation is 8 BOHEMIAN Hy Helen "Rowland Q O Copyright, 1003, ? T. C. McClure G EN N ETT THEATR E O.G. Murray T,essee and Manager One Night Special Monday, Feb. 15th KIRKE LASHELL'S Triumph The Earl of Pawtucket One solid phenomenal year In New York AN AMERICAN COMEDY of the sublim est quality by Augustus Thomas,.author of 'Arizona." Clean, Sane, Exalted Fun in a Class b Itself positive socletv event which broke the records of three metropolitan playhouses. The original production of surpassing ele gance assured. tide, am emnlovs it in 1 .-..,. i,';.ir finvr-f" find never fails tlUILttlHillp, ...... to convulse the audience with laugh ter. The play does not boast of a mis judged wife, a meddlesome motherin-in-law, or eccentric character, but the charactei-s are ordinary people who, together, present the greatest play of its" kind ever written. The scenic ef- fects are gorgeous reproductions ol the Waldorf-Astoria, New York, and the costuming is perfect. . Lovers of hiph-class comedy will be at the G en net t theater tonight. B riming over with new ideas, bub bling over with comedy, and filled with eatery music and new songs, the Wra. II. West minstrels are meeting this season with a success they have never before known. They have, this year, unquestionably the greatest singing show ever seen in this coun try, as they are now carrying sixteen trained voices. A new feature of this performance is the introduction bv Manager Tiicaby of the very funny operatic burlesque, entitled "The Wizard of Boz." This is a take-off on the most popular opera' of the day, "The Wizard of Oz." It is beautifully staged with elaborate hi-illirmr costumes and novel electrical and light effects. It is cer tainlv proving the greatest novelty introduced into a minstrel perform ance in amnv a day. At the Gennett theater Wednesday evening, Febru ary 17. Trices 25. 50, Toe, 1 and $U0 Kale seats Friday at Nixon's confectlonery G ENNETT THEAT R E O. G. Murray. Lessee. Manager Wednesday, Feb. 17 The Wm. H. West BIG Minstrel jubilee Management San'ord B. Ricaby Principal Comedians BILLY CLARK JOHN H. KING FRED IIUBER Vaudeville Innovations Prince Slam's Visit to America Jiilly Clark. Monologue The Great Kartelll The Marvelous Probst Concluding with the laughable travesty, 'THE WIZARD OF BOZ" . .rmn t -r.tnr.an v of rare voices." De troit Free Press. nrnnri street Parade and Band Concert at a. m. PRICES 23c, fOc, 7oc and fl.CO. 8&le of seats opens at Nixon's Confec tionery, 80 Main, Monday, Feb. lo The Indian opera sung m end act ot " 1 lie lwo the sec- Merry corned v rramns" is one of tlie most mentor i . i .A. 1 4 v- -v f m n n T n 1 ions, and at me um; umc f.nnilc:il numbers ever introduced in a farce comedy. "Two Merrv Tramps" is a ith a plot, a comedy Avritten ior laughter, and the production m us. entirety is far ahead of any of the farce comedies of the day. At the Gennett theater tomorrow nigbt. The eltcrical effects that are used with Blonde!! and Fennessy's "Katz enjammer Kids" company that are to appear at the Gennett theater Thursday evening, February IS, will, at the close of the present season, be leased to a lanre theatrical firm of Xew York, to be used at the coming St. Louis exposition. This, it is stated, does not apply to all of the many and varied effects used, but to a particular one that of the cabinet (.cene which is considered very beau tiful to behold. Gennett Theatre O. G. MURRAY Lessee and Manager lotel Pwates St. Louis World's Pair. For copy of World's Fair official amphlet, naming Hotel aceommon'a ions and rates during Universal Et Ksition of 1904, address E. A. Ford, "Senerai Passenger Agent PermsyJva-lia-Vandalia Line's. Pittsburg, Pa. Thursday, Feb. 18 ULONDELL & FENNESSY'S Hurricane of Fun anl Frolic The Kalzenjamraer Kids ALL STAR CAST. "Wally Clark, the distinguished German comedian; Carol Trixeda, the California Sunbeam; Dixon & Lang, Sweet Yodlers and Character Imita tions; Billy Andrus and his Trained Mule, " Texas," from the Hippo drome, London; The Fennels, the Ac robatic wonders; Lela Leland, the Dancing Marvel; Criqui & Alexander, the Lilliputian Comedians; David Jones, Baritone Vocalist; Thomas Kelly, Sweet Voiced Singing Come tfianj Day & Vestal, and many oth ers. Prices 25, 33 and CO. Box 75c. 'Hale of Rents opens at Nixon's Confection ry, 800 Main, Tuesday, Feb. l5. End of Bitter Fight. "Two physicians bad a long and 1 stubborn fight with an abscess on my right lung" writes J. F. Hughes of DuPont, Ga. "and gave me up. Ev irvbody thought my time had come. As a last resort I tried Dr. King's New Discovery for consumption. The benefit I received was striking and I was on my feet in a few days. Now VEEK nr1 Oil Burner. ll;o U'KEK. Wt1tiUoal Slfi. I've entirely regained my health." It conquers all 'Coughs, Colds and Throat and Lung troubles. Guaran teed by A. G. Luken & Co., drug 50c. and $1.00. Trial bottles free. Suicide Prevented. The startling announcement that a preventitive of suicide has been dis covered will interest many. A run dowrn system, or despondency invari ably precede suicide and something has been found that will prevent thai condition which makes suicide likely. At the first thought of self destruc tion take Electric Bitters. It beinp a great tonic and nervine will strengthen the nerves and build up the system. It's also a great Stom ach, Liver and Kidney regulator. Only 50 cents. Satisfaction guaran teed bv A. O. Luken & Co.. drug gists. Dorothy Brockway ran gayly up the steps to the first class passenger coach as it stood in the Richmond depot. "Ta. ta!" she called gayly to a big fellow who stood beside the coach. "By by, Teddy," and with a pretty little movement she blew a kiss to the wait ing man, then disappeared within the door of the train. The man lifted his hat solemnly. Then he strode away with a quiet, hurt look in his eyes, not even waiting to see the merry face that peered out of the windoAV as the train panted and puued out of the station. "Oh. brace up, Morrison! This won't do. There's no use making a mute or yourself for any fool girl who doesn't half appreciate you." You don't know anything about it!" And Terry Morrison walked off. leaving the man who had been trying to cheer him :p standing where he was, a little chagrined and a bit sorry for the big fellow. As the train whizzed past the out skirts of the city Dorothy Brockway stretched out her arms and drew a deep sih of relief. "Free, free, free!" she breathed ia a passionate whisper and leaned back in the seat with a wonderful smile in her eyes and deep, joyous satisfaction per meating her whole being. "No more mammas! No more Teddy! No more chaperons! No more tea parties!" she went on. 'Must fun and work and do as I please and be bohemian. Oh, how I hate it all! Mamma's conventionali ties! Teddy's bossing dear old Ted! How broken up he looked" And some of the merriment faded from her eyes. It was dusk as her train steamed into Jersey City and the tall skyscrapers on Park row were sending forth a million twinkling lights that streamed over the water. Dorothy looked about her a lit tle bewildered, but made her way hur riedly to the gates, followed by a fat porter who carried her grips. Through the bars she spied a smiling pair of eyes, and Corinne Morrison came to meet her with m amused look on her face. "You dear little idiot," said Corinne as she kissed her and led the way to the ferryboat. "You absurd little greenie! Why on earth did yon leave my good and glorious brother to come up- to this seething caldron hy didn't von stav at home and marry him and get supported for the rest o your life?" "Connie," said Dorothy severely, "you dnn't know what it is to'be bossed and bossed and bossed. I want to be bohe mian." There was a queer little light in Co rinne's eves as she answered: "All right, dear, we'll begin right away Come, we'll take a street car instead of a cab. It wouldn't be bohemian to take a cab. you know. Bohemians are all poor. I'm a bohemian "But but all these bags!" And Dor othy looked helplessly at the pile of leather satchels beside her, "They aren't bohemian either." And Corinne relentlessly led the way to the car, tugging two satchels, while Doro thy followed helplessly with the rest. Three-quarters of an hour later they were wearily climbing the stairs to Cori line's studio. Up one long night, up two, up three! Dorothy sat down in a heap on the dirty floor to rest. "Connie, is your studio in heaven?" "Yes. when I sell anything. Come along, girly; you'll get there. It merely requires perseverance." And one more flight brought the two to a battered door in a dirty hall, smelling of mold nnd riamnness. Corinne took out her latchkey and unlocked the door. "(:;i. how glorious." sighed Dorothy, - lof.l.l.-nr'" lO Cul l J ,IUUI unii uiu mnj . "Delightful!" And Corinne s voice was a bit ironical. Just three weeks later Dorothy rolled over wearily in her automatic combina tion bed and folding couch that did duty by day as an "oriental corner with a lot of gaudy pillows piled upon it. "Connie," she said tragically, "do you know just how much money I have between me and the cold, cold world? Just ?1C! And I haven t sold a single thing I'v written, and. Connie, is there anything ele in Bohemia besides work and disappointment and editors who won't see you?" "Yes," said Connie doubtfully, "I be lieve there are the Hungarian restau rants. Y'ou need cheering up, girly. We'll do a Hungarian restaurant to night. I'll telephone two of the boys from Park row to meet us somewhere. and we'll go to Martinetti's." "Meet us? Meet us? Can't they call fcr us here?" "Why, no." and Corinne turned re proachful eyes on Dorothy. "They are newspaper men, you know, and can only steal an hour or so from the office. Besides, that would be awful conven tional. No. not that low cut frock. goosie. Pick out your plainest shirt waist if you're going slumming with me." t Dorothy set her teeth firmly and sm be Th the opera as Dorothy Brockway. followed by Corinne and the two newspaper men. In their morning clothes, entered the third rate bohemian cafe. The lights flashed on a hundred women in fund gowns, wearing every color and in just variety of hat. Jewels, real and paste, twinkled under the chandeliers, and the fumes from a hundred cigarettes rose to keaven. Some college boys were ringing "Bola Bola!" totally oblivious of time and tune, and were pounding on the table with their forks in wild applause at their own jokes. "How do you like it?" asked Corinne as they took their seats. "It's choky." said Dorothy noncom mittally. "What do you take?" asked one of the men, looking at Dorothy. "Why why oh, anything. I think I'd like a chocolate frappe." A loud laugh from the other three greeted this remark. "Bring us four Martinis to start with," said Reggie Cutting to the wait er, who wore a soiled collar and a cut away. Dorothy looked at Corinne appre hensively. "Are Martinis cocktails." she asked shyly, "because if they are I've never tasted one?" Just then one of the college boys arose, looked around and blew a kiss toward Corinne and Dorothy. "I .sidles and iientlemen." he began, the presence of a lady wno uas declared that she never ncrore tasted a cocktail I blush to remark" "Oh, oh, I'm going home this min ute!" said Dorothy, rising and looking about her with misty eyes and cheeks burning with mortification. "Sit down, Dolly," whispered Co rinne. "lie doesn't mean anything. Sit down and don't notice him. Here's your cocktail." That is all that "orothy ever re membered of that horrible evening. he next morning she stood before the washstand, miserably, towel in hand. "Connie, Connie, this water's so cold. and I can't find any soap, and haven't you got anything but a tin basin to wash in?" "Other's broken." came cheerfully from the inner recesses of a closet. "Oh. my head!" said Dorothy; sink- ing down on the hard puiows ot xue fake" couch. "Oh my head! How could you make me drmk mat cock tail and the table and everything went around and oh. Connie, I'm sick . 1 yet. Ill never toucn anoiner uuu what would Teddy say.'" "Oh, he'd just be bossy and particu- . - - - i T k lar about it. You'll get useu 10 Bo hemia after awhile. Are you tired of it already?" And Corinne glanced oddly at Dorothy. 'I'm tired of something. My last story came back by the post this morn ing, declined with thanks,' and l ve tried the last place I know of for a position on a staff. Why, there aren't any positions here. And everybody's such an atom in New Y'ork. and ed itors don't take olf their hats when you Cures Rheumatism and Catarrh Medicine Sent Free. These two diseases are the result of an awful poisoned condition of the blood. If you have aching joints and back, shoulder blades, bone pains, crippled hands, legs or feet, swollen muscles, shifting, sharp biting pains, nd that tired, discouraged feeling of rheumatism, or the hawking, spitting, blurred eyesight, deafness, sick stom ach, headache, noises in the head, mucous throat discharges, decaying teeth, bad breath, belching gas of ca tarrh, take Botanic Blood Balm (B, B. 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