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RICHMOND DAILY PALLADIUM, TUESDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 27. 1904. fist . . A 111 I L4l I I J The Secret of Long Life and j How to Overcome Waste. To "Know thyself,1' is to take advantage of life's secrets and equip one's self with an armor which will successfully resist the attack of disease tn the battle of life. The old idea of fate or "kismet," and r-that a person - al- ' ways dies when his rtime comes, is now ,exploded. Every - mechanism, wheth er made by God or man, has a definite amount of wear and its life can be lengthened or ' shortened accord in? to the care that is given it. If ac cident or careless ness destroys the works of the watch or the human mechanism an end comes to its usefulness, but it has not actually mtvorn out." Man's system at times gets rusty like the wheels of the watch and only needs a little cleaning and oiling to put it in shape for life'H battles. An imitation of nature's method of re storing waste of tissue and impoverish ment of the blood and nervous force is used when you take an alterative extract of herbs and roots, without the use of alco hol, like Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Dis covery. This vegetable medicine coaxes the digestive functions and helps in the assimilation of food, or rather enables the organs to take from the food just the nutriment the blood requires. Prof. I. B. Tauguay, of 61 St. Peter Street, Que bec, writes : I had been ill for some time with La Grippe and did not regain my strength. With in a week after using Dr. Pierce's Golden Med ical Discovery, I was able to be around again, and I found that my system was entirely free from any of the bad effects of La Grippe. I now keep a bottle of the ' Golden Medical Dis covery ' on hand, and, when I catch cold, take a few doses, which keeps me in perfect health. As a builder up of lost strength and vitality I do not believe your ' Discovery has an equal." Accept no substitute for "Golden Medical Discovery." There is nothing "just as food " for diseases of the stomach. Dt. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets, the best laxative for old people. They cure con stipation and biliousness. Nasal uod heals a DATA In oil Its hoaid be t-!: Elj?s C Cleanfe,' the tiiscu -t-t. It care catarrh aud drives away a cold in iho Lead quickly. (.'mai Tialm is placed Into the nostiils, epreadt over tie membrane and is absorbed .Relief la ini KwlSate wii a cure follows. It is not drying doei Dot produce sneezing. Iarge Size, 60 cents at Drug giets or by mail ; Trial Size, 10 cents by mail. ELY BItOTHJERS. 6(1 Warren Street. New York Every IVoman la Interested and should know about the wonderful MARVEL Whirling Spray Tne new Taa-inai syriaa-.. injec tion and Suction. Best .saf est Most Convenient. It tloiMI Inatanllj. Aa mr aViwathit for It. If Ym ranriot annul v the MiHtKL, accent no otJUr. but send stamD for Illustrated book soM. It gives full particulars and directions in- valaable to ladies. M A KVKX CO. Ttmttm Bids., New York. MEN ANDYOMEN. Une Big G for unnatural dicbaTi;i'S, inflammations irritations or ulceration, of mucous Membranes. " - raiinmi, ruu not Minn TKEEVAMS CHEMICAL CO. gent or poisonous. Sold by BrnnUU. , Ok tent in plain wrapper. bf ex crews, prepaid, for ; a: .00. or 3 bottles M.75. Circular sent on reqaas) CHJCHrSTER'3 ENGLISH m -mi, -"MAW "a. yu,. mm. MrWf - P BTB """ u f!ff 'not (o atrialnre. BT" " "T Pmiil. IV,. !..!. ESHVROVAL PILLS MM Orlartnnl Kn) Owlv Onnnlna. Alv.y reliail Inft. at Drunrl" for CIUCII1'TEU'S KNUUSi! FCVsA 10 lir.ll am) t-'ll metallic ooi. it T?V -Vi "i'h bu r-btnu. Take no other, ltcfun W a VjN) Iaaru 8ult If utlona and Imlta 1 uj tl.. Buy of jour Druggist, or wnJ 4o. U I W Jr iinpa for Pnrtleulnra, TetlmonUI- T L -nl " Keller tar LndlM,' in ieiMr. h? r- Js. Lf tarn Mail. 1 ,00 Teitimooiala. Hol.it -I all Prutji.'. ( hlfheaterCkenalealCo. JHaUitx Ubiij. li.tr. U.dJauu Oguaru I'llii-A... MONET LOANED ELECTRIC SPARKS From 5 to 6 per cent. Thompson's Loan and Real Estate Agency, Main and Seventh streets. That Throbbing Headache. Would quickly leave you, if you used Dr. King's New Life Pills. Thousands of sufferers have proved their matchless merit for Sick and Nervous Headaches. They make pure blood and build np your health. Only 25 cents, money back if not cured. Sold by A. G. Luken & Co., drug-gists. , Worst of All Experiences. Can anything be worse than to feel that every minute will be your lastf Such was the experience of Mrs. S. H. Newson, Decatur, Ala. For three years' she ewrites, "I en ndred insufferable pain from indiges tion, stomach and bowel trouble. Death seemed inevitbale when doc tors and all remedies failed. At length I was induced to try Electric Bitters and the result was miracu lous. I improved at once and now I am completely recovered. Fir Liver, Kidney, Stomach and Bowel troubles Electric Bitters is the only medicine. Only 50c. It's guaranteed by A. Q. taken & Co., druggists. Driven to Desperation. Living at an out of the way place, remote from civilization, a family is often driven to desperation in case of accident, resulting in Burns, Cuts, Wounds Ulcers, etc. Lay in a supply of Bucklen's Arnica Salve. It's the best on earth. 25c at A. Q. Luken & Co.'s drug store. Gathered Here and There Over the Country. Gen. Stoessel is getting in the worst trouble of all. His friends in Russia are taking up a subscription with which to buy him a house. To prevent snow-blindness, the na tives of Tibet grease their faces and blacken the skin around their eyes with a burnt stick. They must want to be known as ehaffeurs." Japan is beginning to exert its influence. Since the Mikado wrote his poem, William R. I. has issued a pocket-edition of his poems. J. Adam Bede, the wit of Congress gives the following (terse comment on the election: "I asked a Montana conductor why his train was two days late and he said one-half of the scenery fell down. Thats what hap pened a few days ago." 4 - It is reported that King Edward has Knighted an inventor of a pat ent light. The light magnates of the country can buy all the decorations they want including European counts for their daughters. K Poor old banker Beckwith mourn fullj' announces that Mrs. Chadwick broke his heart. That would have been a small matter is she had only stopped at that and left his bank unharmed. X- -X- -X- The Patent Office has recetly issu ed a patent for bottling beer which Avill throw thousands of employes out of work. There does not seem to be any room for improvement on the present method of unbottling beer. Poor Mrs. Chadwick is having an ocean of trouble all at orne time. It is rumored that Dr. Chadwick is about to bring suit for non-support. " The Inaugural Committee is hav ing trouble finding a suitable build ing in Washington for the Inaugural Ball next March. Some of the imagi native members have almost consent ed to hold it in an air-castle. The Philippine Islands want us to build a railroad and stand the losses. The next thing the Philippines will know as much about grafting as we do. One of the English lords was mar ried a few days ago and he was so nervous that the bride had toi prompt all his responses. That ex plains a "lord's" fidelity. There seems to be no doubt but that Colorado has elected a Gover nor, but it looks as though it would take several years to find out who he is. A Louisville man enjoined his wife from talking and was seen to return home that night. He hasn't been heard of since. X- It is not improbable that the dis agreement between Senator Cullom and Uncle Sam relative to the Inter State Commerce law will have to be referred to an arbitration board. David B. Hill's friends are trying to think up a nice Chirstmas present for him. It has been suggested as a suitable one to release him from his pledge to retire from politics in January. -X- Two Detroit footpads robbed a man and then restored a part of the loot. If the Chicago gang hears of such conduct, they will very likely give these "pals" six months' sus pension from their union. X- -X- -X- Since Secretary Wilson bestowed such flattery on the American hen she appears to be too proud to lay any more. If the Mormons would only ex plain how they managed to keep at peace with from two to six mother-in-laws at one time, the other sena tors wciuld probably as an act of gratitude, allow Senator Smoot to re tain his seat. 45- -X- -X- A report from St. Petersburg an nounces that the Czar will build a new Navy. We advise him to wait until the war is over, unless he wants two navies at the bottom of the sea. 5f -x- Those ad writers who had rare Christmas bargains for a "song" were not discreet, for many of us cannot sing and others don't like to sing. Those terrible Mormon oaths that have been published were evidently written by a mighty Tom Dawson, x- -x-'-x- Xewspaper correspondents have agreed net to send in any ugly tur key tales about President Roosevelt's Christmas turkey. X- -X- -X- It has now been judiciously decid ed by a New York court that steal ing a kiss is larceny. The worst about this decision is that if you return the kiss, you increase the punishment. X- -X- A business man in Oregon has sued his private secretary (a lady) for breach of confidence. He mkrht have known that a woman always wants someone else to help her keep a secret. -x- -x- Good old Doctor Dowie has forbid den his disciples to shave, and some "pagan' paper opines that he's prob ably getting ready to start a hair mattress factory. X- -X- Xow comes Secretary Shaw's friends and say that he must walk out of the Treasury Department into the White House four years hence, x- -x- A Denver man sold his money-mak ing lunch room cheap because he suffered from indigestion. He should have taken his meals elsewhere. X- -x- During the worst of the Kentucky drought water was actually sold in some places. But it is understood that it was not used for internal purposes X- "X1 -X" A theatrical company is showing in Boston a farce called "My Mil liner's Bill." We object to that word "farce" in this case. This is making light of too serious a subject. It sends the life's blood dancing through your veins; the exhiyarating feeling one feels after using Hollis ter's Rocky Mountain Tea is won derful. 35 cents. Tea or Tablets. A. G. Luken & Co. Avoid all drying inhalants and use that which cleanses and heals the membrane. Ely's Cream Palm is such a remedy and cures Catarrh easily and pleasantly. Cold in the head vanishes quickly. Price 50 cents at druggists or by mail. Catarrh caused difficulty in speak and to a great extent loss of hearing. By the use of Ely's Cream Balm dropping of mucus has ceased, voice and hearing have greatly improved. J. W. Davidson, Attorney at law, Monmouth, 111. Well-Known Cartoonist Weds. Salinas, Cal., Dec. 27. Miss Hillis a. well known society young woman of this place will be wedded this af ternoon to Mr. James A. Bardin, the well-known newspaper cartoonist. When you want a pleasant purga tive try Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets. They are easy to take and produce no nausea, griping or other disagreeable effect. For sale by A. G. Luken & Co., and W. H. Sud hoff, fifth and Main. State Teachers' Meeting. Springfield, 111., Dec. 27. The Illi nois State Teachers' Association be gan its annual convention here today The speakers include some of the best-known educators of the country. Other important gatherings of teachers are being held in the vari ous states today, and all are of in terest because of the fact that teach ers' work and wagon, will be a gen eral subject of discussion. In Mis souri, Wisconsin, New Jersey, New York and at Topeka, Kansas, meet ings of especial importance began and will continue for two da vs. - FIFTY CENTS A MONTH A small bottle of Scott's Emulsion costing fifty cents will last a baby a month a few drops in its bottle each time it is fed. That's a small outlay for so large a return of health and comfort. Babies that are given Scott's Emulsion quickly re spond to its helpful action. It seems to contain just the elements of nourishment a baby needs most. Ordinary food frequently lacks this nourishmentjScott's Emulsion always supplies it. Imitations always cost less than the original, hence the substitutes for Scott's Emul sion can be sold for a few cents less. But you're not saving anything when you buy them. Cod liver oil has a market value and you get the pure oil in Scott's Emul sion. That's the difference. We'U send you a sample free upon request. 3COTT& BOWXE, 409 Pearl Street. New York, What Will Bring On Rheumatism. F.xrm of Uric Acid created through faulty digestion. According to the doctors there are twenty-eight causes of Rheumatism, whereas, as an actual fact, it is only caused by an excess of Uric acid in the blood. Few people know that Uric acid is formed by Uric acid crystals through faults of digestion. We can also tell you that Athlophoros will di rectly dissolve Uric acid and drive it out of the system. It corrects errors of diet, removes the cause of Rheuma tism and thereby stops all pain and suffering. We can cure your Rheumatism and prevent its coming back. Send four cents for our book, "Rheu matism Its Cause and Cure," which tells all about it. Athlophoros Co., New Haven, Conn. II your druggist doesn't sell it, let us know. Choice perfumery forms an ideal gift for young or old boys girls young men young wom enthose in middle life or in life's decline. There is a pleasing bit of senti ment about perfumes and their use that adds to their use as Christmas gifts. The place to buy high-grade per fumes is at your druggist's. Come in and select your packages we have them from 25 cts to $2.00 all choice true flower odors lasting in qual ity. We have all the famous makes including Rieger's, made in Cali fornia, where the flower's grow... Court House Pharmacy Bears the Signatrre of C 1 no Mna You ht.s aivcs Bern' HUGH L. SPINK, Attorney at Law and Justice of the Peace. 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