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j An Excess of Talent?
Tatsy Dolan, professional burglar,
appreciating the opportunity offered at
Colonel Bridges fV.ucy dross ball and
realizing that ho could not personate
an' one so well as himself, resolved to
attend as himself or rather ass the pub
lic conceived him, with a '-'oil of rope
thrown over out? shoulder, a darh: lan
tern Ln cue hand, a revolver In the
other (not loaded, of course) and a jim
my stiekiii.gr out of hi-? pocket.
On the n's'.it of the brill, bavins made
himself b)ik an little like the real Da
lan and a j i.::ivh like a sLa burglar as
possible, !. imu ( n a ma.-!? to enp the
costume aa v.-cll tin to conceal hi. unre
fined feature.; ad proceeded l" Coioucl
Bridges' residence. Seeing the oloucl
at the front door taking the name- of
the arriving guests, l'aisy withdrew to
the rear, climbed a trellis and elVeeteJ
ah entrance inlo a closet on the second
floor, from whence he emerged among
a crowd of guests pouring In and out
Vf the dressing rooms. Concluding that
for the time being there must be more
people upstairs than downstairs, he de
scended and entered the main drawing
"room, where stood the family waiting
to receive the guests.
"What an original Ideal" exclaimed
M!hs Bridges as Patsy Railed into the
room. "As sure as you live that's Ben
llarker. I'd know hlra In any costume.
1 knew he'd come in something unique.
Why doesn't he come to speak to
tan? Oh. I forgot; a burglar wouldn't
know enough for that."
Ah Roan as Miss Bridges could leave
the position of hostess she sought out
the burglar. Fhe thought it would be
fun to pretend to mistake bhn for the
real thing.
"What are you do'ng here, sir;" sh
nn!d. "I'm ging to call a policeman
and hand you over to him."
If Tatsy's fare could have been peon
Ihrovg'i Ids mask be would hae be
trayed himself, but It couldn't, and this
gave him time t. recover h'n assurance,
which admonished him to bluff.
"Ve're . eompUmontiu me costume'
he tvU at a venture.
"It's splendid. What's that sticking
out of your pocket?"
"Shure, it's me jimmy!"
"You're the best character in the
room. How did you come to think of
It?" .
Patsy drew a sigh of relief.
"Boh Marker," continued the girl,
"you needn't think you can fool me. I
knew' you the moment I saw you.
Come, let's go Into the ballroom."
Sho led the relieved Patsy away and
forced him to stand with her in a
square dance. He had no sooner dis
played his awkwardness than his part
ner burstt into a laugh, and every one
In flu cnt xt-na rrti n l.il -itl inii-tH
the blunders of the burglar. Indeed, it
was not long before nearly every one
In the room was watching him. This
was too much success, and he tried
hard to dance like the rest, but the
harder he tried the worse he failed.
When the dance was finished he told
his partner that he was tired and must
go upstairs for a rest, but she would
not permit the best character at the
ball to retire for a moment.
"Oh, there's a policeman!" she ex
claimed. "How nice it would be for
you two to know each other!" And
she dragged the unwilling burglar to
the cop.
"Here's a burglar for you, Mr. To
liccman. You'd better take him to jail.
You two are the best made up of any
In the house. You're both splendid."
"Are you an old offender or new to
crime?" asked the policeman to keep
up the byplay.
"Oi'm a yung bir-r-d," replied Patsy.
"Ever cracked a crib?"
"Nlver a oncet. Oi'm as Innocent as
the day Ol first wint to Suuda' school."
Miss Bridges clapped her hands.
"He beats you." she said to the police
man. "Isn't he a perfect character?"
"As near the real thing as any I ever
saw," replied the cop In a dry tone that
made Patsy wish he hadn't such re
markable talents for Impersonation.
"He wants to go upstairs and rest,"
ald Mtss Bridge to the policeman.
"Do you think the jewelry would b
"Doubt It." replied the cop.
"I think I'll take him into the suppei
room. I d like an lee."
'Watch the spoons if you do."
. ZflsuZ? pleasantries were '.'lar'nlpf
We like best to call Scott's
Emulsion a food-medicine. It
is a, term that aptly describes
the character and action of
our Emulsion. More than a
medicine more than a food,
yet combining the vital prin
ciples of both. It is for this
reason that Scott s Emulsion
has a distinct and special
value in all wasting diseases.
There is nothing better to
remedy the troubles of im
perfect growth and delicate
health in children. The action
of Scott's Emulsion is just as
effective in treating weak
ness and wasting in adults.
. SCOTT & DOWN E, 409 Pwrl Street, New York.
.Want ads in Pala&ium pay.
When you place
the other "two, but came rattier too Hear
home for Patsy.
Oi'm tulnkln'." he said, "Oi'm ob
trudin' ineself . betuue two frien's, and
the requirements of polite society re
quires rue lavin' ye. Good evehin'."
"I don't think It safe to let you travel
about the house alone." said the police-
mnn VnnM l.otfon etnv l.v pia till lha
time conies to unmask." Then, turning
to the young lady, he added, "Don't
you think so?"
"Unmask'" said Patsy, an ill eon
foaled alarm In his voice. "What's
"I think," the officer, went on, "that
your presence at the unmasking would
not help these festivities to pass pleas
antly, and you'd better unmask else
where. Come with me. You're want
ed." The last five word a were not only fa
miliar to Patsy, but were spoken In a
familiar tone. Patsy followed the po
liceman out of the room, Miss Bridges
looking on admiringly.
4'How well those two play theii
parts!" she said to herself as she turned
away without suspecting that a rea':
policeman had arrested a real burglar.
Patsy unmasked on the sidewalk and
spent the night behind b:rs.
"Me tah-ic fY.r p'n":n' parts was tx
much for m ," he s:.id to himself. ''O
should p: or tN s1:t 'e."
Bears the TIib Kind You Have Always Bjnght
ProRrrelve Mntritnony.
"You can always tell a j'oung hus
band from an old one by the way he
acts when he goes after a bucket of
water," says Uncle Hiram. "Three
months married, he swings the pump
handle, whistles and casts covert
glances at the house as though some
one wrere looking at him from the win
dow. One year married, he swings the
pump handle more slowly, smiles oc
casionally and seems to be annoyed be
cause the meal is late. Two years mar
ried, he looks sour and glum, kicks the
cat over the coal house and looks at the
house as if he would like to choke
somebody. Three years married, he
sits on the doorstep and smokes while
his wife works the pump hantlle."
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Cluonic cases soon relieved, finally
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The Indians knew of the marvelous cura
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for correspondence. Address bim at the
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sulting physician.
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medicines sell them.
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"The Common Sense Medical Adviser," is
sent free in paper covers on receipt of 21
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o?i?j. For 31 stamps the cloth-bound
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Pierce, Buffalo, N, Y.
The Palladium is prepared to do
small " or large jobs in typewriting
and on very short notie-e. Satisfac
tion guaranteed. Factories and bus
iness houses needing work of this
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der. We can do it cheaper and
quicker than anj-one els in tha city.
No. 9 South 6th St.
Removed to 14 Norti Ninth Street.
Mav . .
83V2 S3
December 44":'t 41!
May 441V 44 I
Oats. j
December .. 32s 3!
May . . 32i, "t ;v.:i j
Pork. j
January $13.5.1 13.30
May 135 13.77
January 7.3.") 7.30
May 7.52 7.50
January 7.20 7.20
May 7.42 7.40
Hogs 13,000.
over, 3,077. Prospects
Light, $4.955.20.; Mixed $5.00
5.27y2. Heavy, $4.955.30. Rough
Cattle 300; unchanged.
Sheep 2,000; unchanged.
(Furnished by II. J. Ridge & Son.)
Grain Prices
Wheat, GO lbs., 70e to $1.15.
New Corn, 35 to 37c.
No. 2, 5G lbs. 50c (shelled) 50c per
bushel. .
Timothy, new baled, $9 to $9.50.
New Hay $8.00 to $9.00
Mixed hay, baled, $3.00.
Clover, baled, $7.00.
Clover loose, $0,00.
Ciover seed, $6 to $3 per bu.
.ft ye, 5G to oOc per bushel.
New-Oats, 23 to 2Se per bushel.
Straw, baled, $4.50 to $5 per ton.
M.eaf oats, to It'c.
Millet. $G to $8.
H. W. COLVIN, Fire Insurance,
City and Farm. Telephone 553.
920 Main street.
Insurance. 4 North Ninth St. Tel.
G2G. Notary Public. ' -
and Granite Monuments. 33 North
Eighth sti-eet. Phone 1457.
Duiing the Winter Tourist Sea
son we tun through cars from
all points on our line to-Jacksonville
and St. Augustine.
This is the direct line to
Asheville, Thomasville
Savannah, the Caro'inas
Tampa, Miami
F Cuba and Nassau. H n
Round Trip Tickets Good Ail Winter Low Rates
Write to or ealFupon any Agent Great Central for full Information.
Hotel Kates, Tourist Books, or information about climate, write to
m ... -. '
Passenger Traffic Manager, Cincinnati, O.
I Want
To make four good first mortgage loans with.
From $300 to $800.
leati at SeUiL
Maher Hadley Meat Market.
Roast pork, 15c.
Veal, 10 to 20s 'b,
Beefstake, 12V2 w 15c.
Fresh pork, 10 to 15c per lb,
Chuck roast, 10c per b.
Beef to boil, 6 to 16c per lb
Pork chops, ipTr-Tvcr
Fbh, i5c ib.5 . ';;
tltjjBiyiiiM-iiiii" - - - Lftfai
(Pud hy tit- :e Hie Grocery.
Eggs 23c dozen.
Putter, creamery, 23 to 27c
country 15 to 20c lb.
Chkkeus, dresed 12c. .'
Retail Pricea
(Furnished by Hep Hiv Orocrrj
r'ancako Hour 10c per package.
Buckwheat flour 10c per package.
Maple Syrup, $1.25 per gallon. Ex
tra fine $1.40 per gallon.
: Honey, 22c lb. .
Dates, 10c per lb. t
Lemons, 35c doz. '
Apple-i 75c to $1.S0 per bu, -Cabbage,
3c per lb. ; :
Potatoes, 60 to 75c per bu. 1
Cal.- Oranges, 25c to 60c dozen.
Cranberries, 15t to 20c per qt.
Lettuce, 20c lb .
Figs, 20 per lb.. I
Bananas 15 to 20c per dozen.
Maple sugar, 15c a lb.
Jersey sweet potatoes, 40c peck.
Clam chowder, 25c per can.
Clam boulJion, 25c a bottle.
Popcorn on cob, 5c lb.
Shelled ' popcorn 10c per lb.
Malaga grapes, 20c lb.
Crape Fruit 2 for 25c.
Richmond Livestock.
(Paid Richmond Abbatoir Co.)
Hogs, top heavy $4.00. to $4.75.
Ilogi, 400 lbs., common and rough,
$4.35 to $4.50 per hundred.
Hogs, 200 to 250 lbs, average, $4.S0
to $5. per hundred.
Choice butcher steers, $3.75 to
$4.25 per hundred.
Lambs, $5.50 to $0 per hundred.
Calves, $5.50 tc $G per hundred.
BllljJjWjtiJLiI HOTEL,
14 and 16 North Sixth Street. ;
Meals, 25 Cents. !
Meal Ticket, 21 Meals, $3.50.
All You Want to Eat.
TEA CO. Extra S. & II. trading
stampu with our teas, coffees, baking
powders, extracts and spices. 727
Main street.
Dire; i connections for
Mobile, New Orleans
Hot Springs, Eiloxi
end all points jn
Texas and Louisiana
Mexico and California
the Cash
8th and NortJi

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