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He threatened to drown himself if I refused him.
What did you say?
I told him he couldn't use me as a life preserver.
THE BRIDE'S SALAD.
"Lojk, darling! What's that in the salad?" said he,
His astonishment freely expressing.
"Why, of all things!—a button!" she gasped. "Oh, I see
KEEP AWAY FROM GERMANY.
Toucan: "Leaving us?"
Stork: "Yes, thought I'd take a little trip to France—for a rest.1
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Ruth (reading from novel)—He kissed her on the forehead. The proud
leauty drew herself up.
Vera—I suppose that was to get her cheek u» to the proper height
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YOUNG man and a canoe landed
together at the hotel, and the
young man gave the orders about
AT THE BALL GAME.
Englishman (after 5th inning)—I
say, old man, when do they serve the
tea?
American Friend—They don't serve
tea at a ball game.
Englishman—No tea between in-
I Had the Usual Success
CORRECT. "Race course? That's a queer
Willie, can you name the chief prod- name."
uct of Mexico. "Not at all. You have to race or
Yes'm. Trouble. you don't get anything at all."
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nlnge. Then what's the object of the he gave thousands of dollars for a seat
blooming game. on the Stock Exchange."
soon? I thought you went up to
%%r that little place where you could
get board for $6 and $7 a week so
that you could save money."
"I did."
"Had It all figured out that the
longer you could keep your family
there the better off you would be."
"That's right."
"And yet you're back."
"Yes, I'm back, and say!"
"Well?"
"You couldn't loan me fifty, could
you?"
WILD SCRAMBLE.
"How many courses do they have?'
whispered the city man who was
about to take his first meal in the
country boarding house.
"Only one," replied the old boarder,
"and we call that the 'race course.'
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having the craft put into the lake.
The guests crowded around to
make their comments, and they were
most favorable to the young man and
the canoe. It was the concensus of I
opinion that the craft cost at least
a hundred dollars, and that it's owner
would make a gallant show with it.
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Every hour for the next three days
the guests were on the watch, but the
canoe remained tied to the bank.
Finally, the young man was asked:
"That is your canoe, Isn't it
A PERFECT BEAR.
Emma—"My husband is the most
inconsistent man."
Muriel—"What has he done, now?"
Emma—"He said he was too poor to
buy new drawing room furniture, yet
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"Oh, yeth," he lisped in reply.
"Does it leak?"
"No, thir."
"Is it up here for service?"
"Yeth, thir, if anybody wants it,"
"But why don't you use it?"
"Because, while I lisp, thir, I am
no damphool. I brought it for show!"
FUN
yOU'Dman
have known he was a med
ical by his looks and by the
medicine case he carried, but the
man who bumped into him on the
street was too excited about something
else.
"Here, sir, what are you doing?"
exclaimed the doctor as he recovered
from the collision.
"Going to lick a man!" was the re
ply-
"But wait. Don't you know it's 90
degrees in the sun?"
"I don't care a darn!"
"And that fighting will raise your
temperature to 140?"
"What of it?"
"A temperature of 139 means sun
stroke and death!"
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SUPPLY LIMITED.
How'd you like to have all the ice cream you wanted*
Aw, there ain't that much in the world! Shut up!
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POINTED.
Reggy—Yes, although it is blooming monotonous I turn In every night
at 9 o'clock sharp.
Peggy—How do you manage It?
Reggy—Manage what?
Peggy—Why, to turn in sharp after being so dull.
EMBARRASSING.
Dolly gave herself away awfully yesterday.
How?
One of the boys insisted she had a fiery temper because her hair
auburn and to win the argument she had to admit it was dyed.
Some Medical Advice
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"Are you a doctor?" asked the man.
"I am."
"Then you are way off your base.
The man I'm going to lick work* In
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an ice house, where the temperature
is only 60 above, and oh, jeeswax, how
I will make him holler!"
I "But—"
"Oh, I brought along my oVereoat
so I shouldn't take cold doing it!
ThanKs, Doc—I'm all right!"
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man who owns a baby
tell you how It howls,
He'll swear the kid's a nuisance,
And, goodness, how he scowls!.
But if you say you know it,
And at the baby scoff,
The dad, you'll find, is ready, 1
To knock your head clear off.
EX-COLLEGIATE.
"Where, oh, where are the grave old
seniors?"
I is a scng we've often sung
They are all offlce-boys at pi
Starting at the lowest rung.