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:--o k-'• i' I 6r V.' •••'."**V:V 'i 8 ..1 1 She was smiling now and contritq, -forgetful, in her own error, of his house-breaking. "You were so kind this morning. You must forgive me for going off with your coat." "ThafB all right," said Algernon, bowing in the doorway, hat in his hand, pup under his. arm. "Please don't think of it again. Good night." *Good night," called Molly, "and pleasant dreams." She laughed again with liking for the fantastic stranger and amusement at the situation, and Algernon, catch ing her eye as the door closed, laughed himself. Oh, Molly, Molly, mother's fifty-ninth! Algernon preferred the stable to the Lodge, and slept long and peace fully on the sweet clean hay in the loft of his own stable. The trampling of the horses and the shrill whistle of the grooms* going about their morning work aroused him at last. He made a careful tbilet in one of the wash roomsia groom pointed out to him, and having breakfasted In solitary gran deur in the kitchen, he hung around chatting with the stable boys, his hands in his pockets, his hat on the back of his head. The Todds' fam ily coachman had been forced to re main in the city with a sick wife-and the man Molly had engaged to take his place was a tall raw-boned coun tryman, good-natured and talkative. Mrs. Todd's wishes, as far as they pertained to the stable and its care, had been carried out to the letter. Everything was In excellent order and could not have been better if the reli able Patrick had been there himself to oversee it. "Yes," admitted Thomas, in answer to a bit of praise, "everything is all right but the automobiles." "What's the matter with them?" asked Algernon in the calm terms of ownership that greatly amused Thomas. When Mrs. Todd went to Europe, said Thoihas, she had taken a car and her chauffeur with her. The rest of th« ears had been shipped to Maine with instructions that they were not to be touched until her arrival or that of her son, Algernon. "Well, Mrs. Todd didn't bring her driver up with her, and there ain't CLOCKS As time goes on, the faithful old clock becomes one of our warmest of friends. His cheerful tick marking the passing hours is reBtful and comfort ing music his honest face, which we scan fifty times a day, smiles back at us Irke one of the family. You need a good clock in your home—you can get one at Neasham's. Mantle, cabinet or wall clocks. Big Ben or grandfather clocks. Guaranteed perfect time-keepers. Prices— $1.00 to $4.00 J. W. NEHSHAM The Leading Jewler 120 East Main St ,i '',4 f. si'. jJypiMT. CHAPTER IV Continued. "To get my coat," said Algernon. "Your coat?" "You took it with you in the cart. Shall we coll It an oversight?" he asked gently, a smile in his eyes, per fect composure in his manner. "Oh!" said the girl, and laughed gaily. "Oh, I am so sorry. I beg your pardon. How long have you been waiting?" "I got here about live, but it seems longer, for I was waiting for you." His roice fell, and once more the girl wondered that it should be so like that voice 9f Inspired poetry and the rose garden In the moonlight. "I beg your pardon that there was no oner to let you in," said she. "I •hall speak to the servants about this. I think I left your coat in the cart. I •hall find out. Please sit down." "Don't bother," said Algernon. "I can go to the stable and see." "It la late. Have my man drive you back to the village or Btay, Done To A Turn" THE UPPER CRUST By the Author of HE COMES UP SMILING, THE MYSTERIOUS CHARLES SHERMAN: Copyright, The Bobbs-Merrlll Company. tell him to put yon up for the night, that I say so. I shall telephone him at the "I'll be going," said Algernon, pick ing up his hat and tucking the quiver ing pup under his. arm. He did not want her to find the rifled supper-table while he was in the house. This was no time, for explanations. no one in this place that knows anj& thing about them. Mrs. Todd keeps saying she is going to send to the city for a man, but she never does, some how. Ain't hardly any need of her doing if," he added. "She gets auto rides enough as it is." "That so? Let's have a look at them." Thomas had.no objections to show ing everything about the village's one big place to anybody who wished to see it, and led Algernon at once to the garage. "We keep the place clean, but that is about all we can do," he explained. Algernon nodded and Inspected the four machines he knew so well, while an idea, fantastic, persistent, amus ing, came into his head and stayed there, growing more and more defi nite and more and more pleasing. "Mama," he thoijsht, "has always said that she wished I would work, even if it were at the bottom of the ladder. Then, too, what would be the use of my living up at the big house all alone? Mama won't be here for a month yet at the earliest, and Molly would hardly feel like staying if I ex plained just where and when she and I have met before. It is clear that ahe doesn't recognize me, and Pat, the only one besides mama who would upset my fun, is in the city. I have turned over anew leaf and I am going to work for my board. Jove, I haven't had such a pleasant summer for a decade!" "Guess you don't often have a ride in one of them, eh?" chuckled Thomas, poking Algernon in the ribs. Algernon winked. "Huh, who would want to ride when they can walk?" he asked. Thomas laughed and slapped Alger non on the back. "Same here. You never know when the darned things are going to blow up. You go out In one of them things, and it's dollars to doughnuts you walk home. When I go out to ride, 1 don't want to have to walk." "No one does," agreed Algernon. They went out and Algernon seated himself deliberately on a bench beside the door and began to fill his pipe. "You hang around as long as you want," said Thomas generously. "There's plenty here for a dozen more like you." "Thanks awfully," drawled Algernon, and Thomas, hesitating a moment, •loath to leave entertaining company, felt the force of duty pulling him away and departed. It was a beautiful day, clear and cool after the storm of the night be fore. Great white clouds drifted by overhead, and through the trees one could see the ocean, blue and dancing in 1:he sunlight. A white-winged sail boat was beating up against tho breeze now scudding along the crest of a swell, now almost disappearing in the trough. A motor-boat passed and the panting of its engines could be dis tinctly heard. The sea-gulls swooped by in long airy flights, and the bell buoy hr a laugh beenath its tears. From the stable came the tramp and whinnying of horses, the chatter of the grooms and the splash of water as the boy cleaned the carriages. A cat, curled up on the bench beside Alger non, purred loudly and contentedly. The yaller pup, having been kindly tolerated by the high-bred dogs of the place, and beginning to feel timidly at home, dozed at Algernon's feet in the sunshine, arousing himself now and then to snap at the fleas, a-nd falling back with a grunt of satisfaction. After a while, Algernon rose, stretch ed and made his way to the garage. Thomas, returning about noon-time, stared in surprise at the empty bench, expecting to find the stranger peace fully asleep in the drowsy warmth of midday, for no one about the place had seen him leave, and in the country a stranger's every step is marked by somo one and commented on. "Hullo!'* he called, looking around. "Where are you? Hi. what are you doing there?" as he caught sight of Al gernon through the open door of the garage. "Here, you don't want to jrrmw»y with them machines. Hi, stop!" Algernon straightened up, wiping his face on his sleeve. It was growing warmer as the day advanced and he had beer, working for the last two hours about as hard as he had ever done in his life. The perspiration rolled down his face and mingled with the streaks of oil and grease that ad orned his countenance. "Gosh, I'm hot," said he. "Come out of that," commanded Thomas, fear and authority in his voice. "Mrs. Todd won't want you monkeying with her machines." "Oh, shuclcs!" returned Algernon "carelessly, and nearly disappeared from sight under one of them. "Hold on there," quavered Thomas. "Mrs. Todd is coming, you fooi. Come out!" Algernon only grmted from be neath the machine. Thomas stooped to grab him by the leg and drag him out by main force, when Molly OToole appeared in the doorway. "Good morning," said she. "Who's that. Thomas? One of the grooms drunk a gran? You want to keep them out of the garago. I told you. I can't have them fussing with tho cars.'.' Algernon cquirmed out and bowed gaily, like an old friend. His sleeves were rolled up and the long duster was tightly buttoned down tho front, his hair was mussed, and his face cov ered with grease, but Molly recognized her gallant of the day before and a sudden amused twinkle came to the surface of her blue eyes. What was OTTUMWA her persistent caller up to now? Al-|that came gernon smiled with pleasure at the Holmes." sight of her. She was stiff, white, shirt-waist suits he had the rose-garden. dimly perceived in But now a white snood of folded rib bon was bound around the curly soft ness of her black hair, which tumbled loose here and there over her ears in a disorder that Algernon's fingers Itched to rearrange. Down the front of her otherwise immaculately clean Bkirt was a disfiguring grass stain. Her eyes were laughing, her cheeks flushed, and Molly O'Toole, standing in the sunshine of the doorway, looked neither mistress nor housekeeper, but little girl suddenly brought to ac count for some mischief. "Good morning," said Algernon. "Good morning,' said she. "Were you looking for your coat under one of the cars?" Algernon laughed. "I found my coat, thank you." "Then what were you doing under the car?" "Overhauling it." "Who told you you could?" "No one." "Then what did you do it for?" "Wanted to." "Don't always do everything you want to," advised the girl. "You might got into trouble." "If I wanted to do a thing, the do ing of it would compensate for the trouble," said Algernon. "Not always," said the girl, as one who knew by experience. "Oh, yes," said Algernon with the happy optimism of a few millions be hind one in a safety vault. "With the right mental training, you will simply remember the fun you had and forget the trouble—be above It" "You can't," insisted the girl firmly. "Not when you are in trouble." "When I am in trouble," said Alger non simply, "I get out of it." The girl laughed. "Who arc you?" "Your new chauffeur," said Alger non. The girl bit her lip, and an angry flush deepened on her rounded cheeks. The laugh went out of her eyes and she regarded him coldly, scornfully. "You were very kind to me yesterday," Bald she. "Why make me sorry that I let you help me?" Algernon flushed In his turn, and his eyea softened with contrition. "Excuse me," he begged. "I am afraid I did not put it exactly as I in tended. I have been/ a chauffeur in the city. New York. I know all about cars. I am in need of a job. May I be your chauffeur? Thomas told me that you had none and were going to send- to the city for one." The girl nodded. "I need a chauf feur,' she lied, looking frankly at Al gernon. "Have you any references?" "No," said Algernon. "I am afraid I should have to have references. Mr. Todd is very particu lar about the cars. I could not have them Injured while he is away." "I didn't have any references yes terday when I made the horse go," said Algernon gently. The girl laughed. "Butthat was not a permanent place," said she. "Lc. this be temporary until I can ask you foir-references," suggested Al gernon. The girl laughed. "You might ruin the cars." "Did I ruin the horse?" "Do- you know as much about cars as you did about horses?" More, a great deal more. I can take a car apart. I would hesitate about doing so to a horse." The girl bit her lip and turned to look out of the open doorway, across the smooth green lawn to the distant blue of the ocean and the little sail boat beating up against the breeze. This stranger, with his persistence, his audacity, his gay good humor, was delightfully amusing he was, besides, entirely at his ease, even last night when caught dozing in the hall, his dog at his feet. Her woman's intuition, sharpened by her constant contact with the world told her she could trust him. and the temptation to have a man to look after the cars and take her out in her own machine was Irresistible, and yet she hesitated, reason struggling with desire. "For whom did you work in the city?" she questioned. "I had my own car," explained Al gernon. "Where is it now?" she asked. Algernon was standing beside it at that moment, but he did not mention the fact. "It didn't pay," s^id he simply. The girl nodded in auick sympathy, touched by the pity of so many busi ness undertakings tbat 'didn't pay." "There as so many taxicab com panies now," she declared, "that I sup pose a single man wouldn't stand any show. Why didn't you go to a smaller place, some little town, you know?" "Didn't have the money to start," returned Algernon gibly. "I' would have had to rent a place to keep It, bought gasoline, made the repairs in the garage myself, done everything, besides pay for board and lodging. It was no good." He shrugged, and the girl's sympathy mounted. She knew so well the sordid struggle, the terrible discouraging process of "get ting started." "Did you sell your caV?" she ques tioned kindly. "I had raised money on it," said Al gernon, and she understood. She had raised money on so many things and seen them go, one by one, to pay the debt. "It's too bad." srid she. "Poverty makes one wonder why any one felt it necessary to invent a hell, doesn't It?" "It does, indeed," said Algernon. He had all her sympathy now and still she hesitated. "Did you try to get a place as chauffeur in a private family?" she asked. "It \vas so late In the summer. I have some relatives north of here and thought I would spend the summer with them. They are always short of help. In the winter things will be different." "I know. In the summer, we are bound to get a job in the winter, in the winter, we can't help but find one In the summer." She frowned, then laughed, while the bitterness that had crept into voice and eyes vanished and the irerspcnsllile gaiety of youth returned. "Well, Mr.—er—" "Holmes." caid Algernon, taken by surprise and giving the first name The mangy pup drew near and the j4f%*ttr KaO(1 fingers. "He's got a cute little face," gaily, turned and strolled away to in spect the stables, followed by the de ferential Thomas. CHAPTER V. Molly acecpted the new chauffeur with a mixture of delight and fear. As a chauffeur, he filled a long-felt want, but who was he and where did he She looked at Algernon closely as he presented himself that afternoon, ac cording to agreement. He had washed and shaved, and in anew suit of cloth- es supplied by his mistress'generosity case of emergency, he looked an aff- able, pleasant young fellow, with mild gray eyes, Molly thought, but he ap parently knew something about ma chines, for the car he brought to the door was clean and in good order, and its engine throbbed steadily and rhythmically. Algernon had presented himself with some misgivings, fearful that Molly might chance to recognize him at last, though that night he had whispered nonsense into her ear beside the sun dial it had been far too dark among the shadows of the rose-garden for the girl to have seen him clearly. His voice, he realized, still puzzled her, as it had the night before when he rose suddenly in the firelight. But her vague wonder quickly passed and she saw In him only the gallant of the day before, who had helped her with her horse and in the evening had come after his coat with a persistence ^id audacity that .matched her own. liad helped himself to a large part of the supper and had been found dozing in the comfortable warmth of the hall fire. Thus, Algernon Van Rensellear Todd became chauffeur to his mother's housekeeper. They gavfe him the chauffeur's room over the garage, and Thomas introduc ed him below stairs with much pride and little ceremony. It was Just at dinner-time, which was in the evening to the still unabated wonder of the entire village, when Thomas lead him into the simple dining-room used by the servants and presented him brusk ly and self-consciously. "This is Holmes, Joe Holmes, the new chauffeur," said he shortly. Algernon bowed gracefully in the doorway, and seeing the cook about to draw out her chair and pausing a mo ment to regard the newcomer with frank curiosity and no word of greet ing, he stepped forward and himself drew forth the chair. The cook was fat and a bit mussy. Her face was red and shining from the heat of the fire, and she was tired. Thinking that the strange young man is acknowledging their acquaintance ship by come horse-play, she laid her hand on the back of the chair. "That's my chair," said she sharply. "And my pleasure," said Algernon, With a gallant bow and a gesture for her to be seated. The cook seated herself gingerly, still fearful lest Algernon jerk her chair back suddenly and leave her sit ting on the floor, a joke considered below stairs as the acme of rare hu mor. But Algernon merely pushed her up to the table, and a smile, half pleased, half sheepish, crossed her tired face. The waitress sniffed her disapproval of "airs," as she cr.lled those manners which she herself did not possess, and the parlor maid was Algernon's for the asking. "HI. there,' said Thomas Jovially, "no one is allowed to flirt with the cook." I "To flirt with a pretty woman," de clared Algernon, "is one of the inalien able rights of man." "That means an extra hunk of pie," grumbled Bates, the underguoom, plaintively, with a wink for the parlor maid, who was young and pretty and clearly the favorite below stairs. The others laughed, and Algernon, with a polite, "May I?" sat down be tween the cook and the parlor maid, a place long coveted by the gardener, who had wooed the girl with a sileat if persistent constancy, for the last six months. Unaware of any smoldering passions he may have aroused, Alger non ate his meal, paying respectful at tention to the cook and her opinions, joking with the coachman, and receiv ing the groom's admiring homage with lofty indifference. The gardner he aroused to mild fury, the waitress he flattered and with the parlor maid he flirted. His first appearance at breakfast that morning, following the story of his midnight repast, had been no recommendation as to his honesty, and as the days passed and the "^,V COURIER, SATURDAY, AUGUST 8, 1914 1 ifi Into hiB head, "Joseph!* in one of* the "Well, Mr. Holmes, I do need a man to tend to the cars. It is hard to get one willing to Btay all summer in this quiet out-of-the-way place. Suppose I try you for a week? Will that be all right?" "My work will be my references," said Algernon gaily. "I shall get a car in order and take you out this afternoon. Shall I?" "Yes," said Molly, adding with a laugh: i'lf we get stranded anywhere, we can send for Elizabeth." »iio uimiB vup ucoi nuu spring from the day nursery, and girl bent and patted the top of his! groped his way through a dark hall gin uem huu imiiBU lu« ui wo groped niS way luiuugu dirty head with the tips of her slender, mUK iVt a ttnn mm a 1 ft Al* iL l. .. 11 4 4 a* 4m COuid takes." She laughed, and nodding, he wanted to ask any questions he wiiu xiw nuu wubib um into different ciuu rouuw. mo uuuu come from? She had engaged him the cook tried not to like him. But'dows, but Clarice reminded him that silver showed n0 depreciation in amount, one through," she sugested, but wad she began to admit that maybe her -ley protested and Clarice assured suspicions had been formed too him that some one would come to hastily. A tense and bitter rivalry their rescue before long, as there was arose between the waitress and the a boys' club on that floor at 7 and they parlor maid while, after a day or two,, would hear their call fOT help. Inthe Algernon and the gardener were not meantime Clarice laughed and^ Wad on speaking terms so far as the gar dener was concerned, though Algernon was wholly unconscious 'of the fact. I {To be Continued.) U, "V -j Evening Story THE MODEL FLAT. By Mary Marshall. (Copyright, 1913, by the McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) The door of Scott Street settle ment house jjtood ajar and Dick Wad ley went In, passed a group of coarse figured, sallow-faced east side moth ers waiting to receive their off- 0f said she. "Why don't you wash him the head worker, and toU the old building in sei with some dog soap? We have some, wanted to "look around," and with Ask one of the grooms for it. A gen- stereotyped cordiality she told him he tleman is known by the baths he Ymhj# Of 80ID6 MIbs Bailey, the head worker, and told her that he one tn charge. He found go through the building, and if could find her later Dick knew that if Miss Bailey knew what errand had called him there her reception of him would have been dif ferent, her cordiality would have been of a different brand. He wandered up several flights of well-worn stairs Into different club rooms. The build- {ng had once been out of pure audacity and an Instinctive encroachment of a non-church belief in his decency, which could g0ing population in the neighborhood hardly be said to be confirmed by his participating the night before in the|a a ba(j church, but since been abandoned to the uses of Bettlement meal she had had prepared for herself flight of stairs he found himself in nnH Wonnnnlr Sri annlro rPflBnn Rllt u«/l ahaa Kaan tho VA.11 and Hancock. So spoke reaBon. But the desire to have a chaufTeur as com pleting the role of Mrs. Todd, and womanly intuition that she could trust him, for the time silenced reason and the perplexity as to how she could get rid of him, if Mrs. Todd, the real, should suddenly return before she had a chance to prepare for her coming. house. After the last region that had once been the vault ing of the church before the floors were inserted. At one side of this attic room Dick saw what seemed to be a playhouse. At least there were four small windows looking out on the main floor, and through these win dows he could see curtains and potted geraniums. There was a front door apparently leading into the small apartment. Wadley was interested. He stood l00king~at"the little apartment and lrli8h chattering. from the stock of various uniforms pfg-tallod, east side girl, with Mrs. Todd alWays kept on hand in 1 P0* and a„ Then a empty market basket, throulth the door and went about, came through the door and went about, apparently pretending to be shopping. She stopped at a wood box at one end of the large attic and filled her basket with kindling wood. Then she went back to the playhouse. Wadley thought of knocking at the door and finding out what was going on inside, butT"" he waited. Finally the door opened and a dozen little girls, all very happy and with a great deal to say, came out. A young woman came to the door and helped them into their hats and coats in one end of the attic room, and then saw them to the head of the stairs, and with a word of ^en couragement to each one, with a "Be sure and come next week, Becky," to one, and a "I hope the baby will be better soon, Rachael," for another, sent them down stairs. Then the young woman, whom Wad ley saw at a glance, even in the gloaming of the late afternoon, was young and graceful, came back to the door. He came up to her as she went into the door of the little apartment- She greeted him with a little start. "I did not see you," she said. "Have you beetv here long?" Wadley told her that he was just looking about, that he had' been watching her class from the outside. The young woman was eager to ex plain things to him. She said that the apartment, as he called It, was a model flat. It consisted of three rooms of the sort that the young girls of the neighborhood would probably have to go to housekeeping in. and it was fitted up with inexpensive fur nishings. "The girls all do marry here." she said, "so the best work we can do is to show them how to make good wives." "So you teach these east side peo ple how to marry and live on their little, and the poor young bankers and lawyers on the other side of town with ten times their salaries can't marry because the young women they would marry can't manage?' The young woman laughed. "That is about the situation." she said, "and yet these people are happy." By thiB time they had gone into the apart ment and Wadley was delighted with its comfortably furnished rooms. "I saw the curtains and the flowers from the outside," he said. "They look very pretty." "They aren't real windows," she explained. "They are just solid glass, but they are where the windows ought to be. The real light and air comes in through the skylight." And with each of Wadley's inquiries she who It was so hot yestldday that evvery boddy coodent do enything hardly ex sept look at eetch uthir wiping awf perspirayshin, and aftir a wile pop calm hoam wiping his awf, saying, Jumping pitchforks, but this has bin a hummir, I bleeve 111 try that folios ad vise that I was reading In the papir wile I was kumlng up in the car, he Bed the best way to keep cool awn the hottlst day is to wawk In a leezurly mannlr and give the breezes a chanse to bio awn you. Wat if thare aint eny breezes, pop, I sed. Thares awlways a breeze sumware, If you wawk far enuff, sed pop, kum awn, sippose we take a wawk befoar suppir and see If we can hunt up a f4W \Vich we did, but not finding eny thing exsept sum little bits of hot winds wlch wood of had a nerve to think they was reguler breezes, and aftir a wile we passed Puds 81m klnses farthlr kumlng alawng wiping his fase with his hankerchiff with wun hand and fanning himself with his strawr hat with the othir hand. Look at that chump, sed pop, wat good is awl the breezes in the werld with a fat site like that kumlng up the street. And jest then Mr. Simpins went "Don't get up," he said. «ucu ui wauioj miimi.oo him &t the door of her house in tho explained details of the little flat. She other side of the city, "that you will -1-- r"Q',',Q told him that she was Miss Clarice Hardwlck, that she was a volunteer worker, and that she wished she had enough money to make a generous gift to the settlement house. Wadley felt that It was time for him to explain himself. "I am look ing around here for a way to spend Bome money—not my own, of course, but some of my chief's." He ex plained that he was a young member of the firm of a prominent financier and that he was often sent on the thankless job of looking up Institu tions to which the financier thought of giving money. He had been thoroughly discouraged when he ar rived at the house, he said, but now he was glad he had come. Clarice'-vW&s interested and, laugh ing said she wouldn't let him go till he had promised to get a little of the money for her to spend on model flats. All this explanation had taken half an hour, and when they started to the door they found it was locked. Clarice remembered that the janitor always came up and locked it from the outside after she had gone, and kept the key. Apparently he had thought she had gone at her usual time. Wadley sugegsted the inside win they didn't open. "We could break ley laughed, and neither seemed to be sorry. "You can prove to me whether you really do deserve the endowment," he H'3 :v- *$2? s, Little Benny's Note Book By LEE PAPB BirOVl' AUU JOBl LUOil iu oiiuyiuo «v"i f* uuiuut lev uid dvu auw past, saying, Helo Pots, 1b it warm, he kwlck went In the house and pritty enuff for you. Wich pop dident anser him, jest) in the bath tub, beeing pop. Story- said. And Clarice started the Are in the little stove and began to heat the water for the supper that she was go ing to get. This supper—coffee with condensed milk breakfast food and creamed chip ped beef and jam—these were all the supplies that Clarice had on hand in the model kitchen—served on the bare white table in the model flat, was the most royal feast that Wadley had ever had. Once out of the Scott Street settle ment house, jostled by the Scott Street population, Wadley asked If he might see Miss Hardwlck home, and she accepted his escort with redief. "I hope," said Clarice, as she left have soilie Influence with your chief, and that you will use that Influence in favor of model flats." Wadley stood and took her out stretched hand. "Yes," he said, "but won't you give me another demon stration? You will let me come again, won't you?" Two months later Wadley met Clarice one afternoon in the Scott Street house after her class was over. The voices of the little housekeepers were still to be heard on the stairs. "Clarice," he said, taking her hand that was dripping with soap and wa ter from the little kitchen sink, "I brought the chief today. He is down talking with Miss Bailey. He is go ing to spring his check on her. It is for $60,000, with more to follow to use to enlarge the work. And I have persuaded him to stipulate that $10, 000 at least Is to be spent on model flats. I didn't want to tell you till I was sure. I was afraid he would change his mind." Wadley had taken both her hands and Clarice, in her joy at the announcement, pressed his hands in hers. "And now, Clarice, you won't say no, this time, will you?" Wadley went on. "Let's make today famous for a double gift" .-v' EACH EH was telling today about every child having a 'dual person ality.' daddy," said Evelyn, with a puzzled look. "What did she mean by that?" "Why. didn't she explain it?" asked daddy, rather surprised. "No, daddy she went on talking about somethingtlse." "Well," said daddy. "I think I can explain by a little story what she meant. "This little boy was about Jack's age. Everywhere be went he had two little companions, though you could never see them. Every boy and every girl Is the same way and every man and every woman. Everybody that livea goes around, wherever they may be, with these two companions whom you cannot see." "What do you mean, daddy?" asked Jack, very much puzzled. "Do you have a monitor In your grade? We used to have at school." "We have oner cried Evelyn. "The best behaved child In murks of de portment la monitor for a month, and the rest of us are supposed to look to the monitor as an example." "Well," continued daddy, "that's the way it is. This little boy went around always with these two companions that lived-inside of him. 1 think they used to run around between his heart and his mind. One of these little creatures was a monitor, and the other was an imp, and the imp was always contradict ing everything the monitor said for the little boy to do and trying to get him to do Just the opposite. "For Instance, when mamma would call the little boy In the morning the monitor would say, 'Now you get right* up now!" but the imp would chuckle and cry. 'Don't you get up don't yon get up!' and if the Imp made him late for school the imp was tickled to death. Why. the imp would even try to get the little boy to play truant and go fishing Instead of to school, and If the boy refused to give In that much—and he never really played 'hookey' but onee— the imp would try to get even for the rest of the day by whispering to him not to study his lessons and to be late for supper, and somehow everything would go wrong, and he would go to bed at night an unhappy boy. "But on some mornings the monitor would tell him to get np when he was first called, and he wouldn't pay any attention to the bad little Imp at all, but would spring right out of his bed and come downstairs with a cheerful smile and get to school on time, and he'd enjoy every minute of the day. with all Its work and play, and he'd go to bed happy. And, Evelyn, it was Just the same way with this boy's sister. It's the same way with everybody that lives." TURKISH BATHS WILL BENEFIT RHEUMATISM AND STIFF JOINTS Our equipment is referred to by- traveling men aa comparable with any in Iowa. Our masseurs are com petent to give Turkish and Shampoo baths. BATH HOUSE, Second and Green—Open Day and Night *•«.. 'v-vr5?* 7%, •..-•• —*r keeping awn wawklng and Baying, I noo the darn fool Wood say that, wy duz a red faced idiot always insist awn trying to make you feel as hot as he looks. And we kepp awn wawking and not finding breezes, and pritty soon who calm by but Mr. Wilson, being about 4 times as thin as Mr. Slmklns but looking jest as hot, saying, Well, Potts, is it warm enuff for you. Yes, but not for you, sed pop. And we kepp awn going, pop saying, Darn it, hang it, sumtimes think Im the only persin in the werld that got sents enuff to keep his hed frum ratteling, look, heer kums that fool W ilk ins looking like an Ixplodlng fire crackir. Which he was, and wen he calm up to us he sed. Warm enuff for you, Potts. O, go hoam and mind the baby, sed pop, kum awn, Benny, lets go. back hoam, no wundir the breezes are, afrayed to appeer awn the publick streets with danjerls karacktirs like .that roaming about. And we went hoam agen, pop looking pritty hot by the time Ve got thare, and who was awn the frunt steps but ma, fanning herself with a noozpapir and saying, Good eevning, Wlllyum, is it warm enuff for you. Womun, let me pass, sed pop. And Boon I cood heer cold wattir splashing" Daddy's Bedtime The Monitor, The Imp and The Little Boy. Chas.T. SlUUVAN FUNERAL DIRECTOR 130-132 West Second Street W. W. ROSCOE CARROLL REECE —Assistants Church Goods j. Tables and Chairs to Rent Ambulance Calls Given Prompt Attention W E N E E O S E Dr. E. J.Lambcrl S E I A I S EVE EAR N O S E O A Eyes examined and glasses fitted. Complete stock of frames, mountings, lenses and repair* always on auring prompt service. hand, in- 'r. Rooms IS-14 Hofmann Bloek .a linn ui •inimiiM 2 1 At *4*