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4 C|c||timung Rictus Morning News Building, Savannah. Ga. FRIDAY, MAY I l. 1888. Registered at the Fort Office in Savannah. -I The Morkino Nkws in published every day In t tie ver.r and is served to subscribers in the city at 2T> cents a week, $1 00 an onth. $0 00 for six months and *lO 00 for one t ear. The MoRXiNa Kxws, l>y mail, one month, *' 00; three months* $- 00; six months, *6 00; one year *lO 00. The Morvino Nrws. bv man, six times n week (without Sunday issue!, three months, 00; six months, *4 00 one rear *8 00. The lUornixo News, Trl Weekly, Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, or Tuesdays, Thurs days and Saturdays, three mouths. *1 U 6; six months, *2 50; one year. *.5 00. The Sunday Nitws, by mail, one year. *2 00. The \Ykekly News, by mail, one year, *1 45. Subscriptions payable in aiivanee. Kemit by poKlnl order, chemk or registered letter. Cur rency sent by mail at risk of senders. 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Special Notices—May Party Ball at Armory Hall; Savannah Rilie Association; Special No tice. Frank R. Walsh, Proprietor Custom House Shades; Raffle. Bteamship Schedule— Ocean Steamship Cos. More Facts —Scotch Oats Essence. • Auction Salks Estate Sale of (lilt Edge [Property, by Laßoche A McLaughlin; Sundries, I. D Laßoche & Son. , Amusements —Ring Prill and Concert at Ciuards' Armory. Summer Resorts Stanton House, Cliatta jnooga, Tenn.; de Her Iha Cottage, Milford, Pike (County, Pa.; Blue Ridge Springs, Virginia. Cheap Column Advertisement*— Help (Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent; For Hale; Summer Resorts; Raffle; Miscellaneous. Mr. Blaine seems to have the drop on tho ©ther Republican candidates. Senators Culloin and Farwell, it is said, ■promised Mr. Cleveland that they would vote for Mr. Fuller’s confirmation. If this is true, Edmunds and Hoar can raise all the racket they w ish. ■ An ex-Governor of California has mar ried his housekeeper. He is a millionaire, being tho case, he no doubt (thought it would be choaper to marry tho “woman than to pay her for her work. The New York Tribune, discussing prob eble Democratic Vico Presidential candi dates, seems to be more bitter against Sec retary Vilas than any one else. There is no longer any doubt of Mr. Vilas’ availability. . The way in which the mention of Senator Brown’s name was received in the conven tion at Atlanta, on Wednesday, was not courteous to him. It is probable that no disrespect to him was intended, the purpose doubtless being to express hostility to the present high protective tarilf. The only opposition to Mr. Cleveland that has come to the surface in Now York was developed in Suffolk county tho other day, where two Cleveland delegates and one 'Hill delegate were elected to the State con iventiou. This is not a very strong anti- ICleveland showing. Very likely the soli tary Hill delegate will not have the courage iof his convictions, and will attempt to pass If or a Cleveland inan. A reporter called on Mr. Thurman, at Columbus, 0., a day or two ago, to inter view him about the proposed movement to nominate him for Vice President. Mr. Thurman refused to be interviewed, how ever, and is said to have enjoyed a good laugh at the idea of being a candidate. Well, that is encouraging. Tho subject cannot be so distasteful to the old Roman if jit causes him to laugh. Mr. Thurman’s son jis quoted as saying that his father would not think of accepting the nomination. A boy 15 years old was arrested an New York the other day. charged with failure lo support his wife, who, by the way, is four or five yoars bis senior. About tlireo weeks ago the woman brought suit against bim for breach of promise, and had him put in jail, from which ho was released when he consented to marry her. The marriage took place, and he immediately bolted. His wife saw no more of him till a day or two ago, when she met him on the streets and had him arrested. This is cer tainly a curious case. The Montgomery Advertiser thinks that, In speaking of modem methods in Alabama cities, the Morning News might have added Montgomery to the list of progressive cities. It says Montgomery has the finest •rater works in the South, was the first city to put into operation a system of street oars operated by electricity, and the second Southern city to adopt a system of sanitary •ewerage. It ia very gratifying to sea that Montgomery does not propose to be out stripped by the lusty young cities of Ala bama. The fact is that she seems deter mined to maintain the lead, and in the race for progress the Morning News will koep an eye upon her. A Pennsylvania young man, who appro priated to his private use f.‘>oo of his father's money, returned home the other day and expected to par take of the fatted calf an 1 that sort of thing, but he was somewhat disappointed. His mother was much affected upon seeing him, but told him that he must get out of the house. His sister did not speak to him, bis brother used him rather roughly, and bis father notified him that bo must leave the town in seven days. The young man bitterly complains at the harsh treatment he received, but as he does not seem to have repented of his theft, and as he seems to huve gene home to sponge on his people, the public verdict will be that he got what be deserved. Hunting for Soldiers’ Votes. Charles Elwood Brown, an Ohio Congress man, wants to bo re-elected, and he thinks, apparently, that if he can get what is called the soldier element to vote for him his career in public life will be continued for a while longer. Tho public generally knows very little about Mr. Brown. His voice is seldom heard in the halls of legisla tion, and it is doubtful if his influence is felt beyond tho district which he repre sents. It is probable that there is not much regret that Ins voice is not hoard of tenor or that his influence is not greater. Mr. Brown introduced into Congress the other day a bill authorizing the appoint ment of ex-Union soldiers to positions under the government without first having under gone a civil service examination. Doubt less he thinks that tliis bill, whether it is passed or defeated, will give his political boom an additional boost. He is willing to break down tho civil service reform laws in order that ho may win sympathy and sup port from a class of voters who, ho believes, can render him a groat deal of assistance in his efforts to secure a re-election. If his bill should become a law, the de partments in Washington would soon be come filled with incompetent men, and men too old to render efficient service. Tliore are thousands of ox-Union soldiers who aro earning a very respectable living, but who would gladly accept almost any office because they would lie provided with the means of living without any exertion worth mentioning on their part. But what kind of service would they ren der the government! Old, and broken in health, thoy would hardly earn a quarter of their salaries. Mr. Brown, however, thinks that tho government ought to take care of them, whatever the cost of doing so may be. Ho ap|iears to have an idou that if Congress refuses to pension all of those who took part in the war on the Union side, it ought at least to fill the offices of tho government with them. Une of the reasons why there is such a strong sentiment in favor of civil service reform is that it helps to got good and com petent men into the offices. If Mr. Brown and the demagogues could have their way, however, thoy would turn tho departments of the government into alms houses and fill them with ex-Union veterans, who would not bo able to do much more thau to draw their pay, but that they would do with com mendable regularity. The ex-Union veterans now have the preference ovor other classes for appoint ment. When they have passed the necessary examination the law requires that thoir ap plications for places shall lie passed upon before those of others are considered. No more than that should be asked for them. The number of methods employed to se cure places and pensions for ex-Uuion sol diers is remarkable, and, strange as it may seem, very few of the methods are sug gasps Iby the veterans themselves. Thoy are suggested either by the pension sharps, who are always seeking new ways to get their hands into the Treasury, or by the demagogues, who aro constantly trying bn use the soldier vote to advance thoir selfish purposes. The Mills Hill Not the Cause. Tho protection journals aro assorting that tho failure of W. T. Coleman & Cos., of San Francisco, was caused by the Mills bill. They will find it difficult to satisfactorily support tliolr assertion. W. T. Coleman & Cos. wore largely interested in borax propor ties on the Pacific coast. There is a duty of 4c. a pound ou borax, and the Mills bill pro poses to put it on the free list for the reason that it is being exported to Europe at a good profit. Thore is cer tainly no reason for protecting an article which cau he exported at a profit. The price of borax is higher now than it has lieen for a long time. As there has been no falling off in its price, the proposition to put it on the free list could not have af fected W. T. Cclemau & Cos. Injuriously. But, it is said, and Mr. Coleman himself is authority for the statement, that ho had begun negotiations for tho sale of his borax properties, which ho valued at *2,000,000, and that the negotiations were broken off when the announcement was mado that in the Mills bill borax was on the froo list. This statement shows that Mr. Coleman was financially embarrassed, and that he could not sell his borax properties for what he thought they were worth. He might; not have been able to sell them at his figures if there had been no Mills bill. One statement is that they were never worth more than one fourth of what ho asked for thorn, and an other is that *250,000 is about all they were ever worth. W. T. Coleman & Cos. failed, ns tho dis patches plainly show, because he had met with heavy losses, and because ho had spread his business operations ovor too wide a field to be successfully managed. The day he announced his failuro he had ma tured obligations to the amount of $300,000, which he could not meet. The protectionists are glad of the opportunity to charge his failure to the Mills bill, but it is quite evi dent that that bill is not responsible for it. A Needed Appropriation. The time ball on the custom house has not been in use for about three months, for the reason that it fs out of order. Tho Naval Observatory is without funds for the time service, and, hence, this city is de prived of the benefits of the time ball. The Appropriations Committee lias been asked to report to the House the necessary appro priation for this service, but thus far it has failed to do so. There is a prospect that it will not do so unless strongly urged by those who understand the value of the sorvice. The benefit derived from the time ball is highly appreciated in this city, and there is a very general desire to soe it in operation again. Will not Representative Norwood interest himself in this matter? His in fluence, with that of others, may induce the Appropriations Committee to report such an appropriation as is nee led for the time service. Tho committee may In* under the impression that tho appropriation is an unnecessary one, hut a little inquiry will convince it that it is mistaken. When the time ball is in operation hero it is observed daily by a groat many people who regulate thoir clocks and watches by it. Senator Brown will doubtless make a strong effort to have the appropriation for Savannah harbor increased, while the Sen ate has control of the River and Harbor bill. As he generally succeeds in whatever he undertakes, tho chances are that the appropriation will bo increased. The Chieag i 7 ribune tolls Senators Hoar and Edmunds that they are straining over gnats in trying to det'oat Mu. Fuller’s con firmation. The Tribune is a Republican journal, but when it departs from the dis cussion of Southern politics it sometimes hits tho nail on the head. THE MORNING NEWS: FRIDAY, MAY 11, 1888. Savannah’s Boom. Thore is no longer any reason to doubt that the hot 1 which has lieen talked of so long will bo built. The only question now is, how long will it bo before it is ready to be occupied! The site lias boen paid for, and the money for the building has been subscriliod. A board of directors has been appointed, and a buiiding committee, com posed of enorgetic men, has been chosen. Plans have been called for, and the pros pect is that one will be decided upon at, an early day. The probability is, therefore, that tho hotel will be finished by the first of next year. Tho building committee is quite a large one, and it is a question whether, if it wore smaller, work on tho hotel would not be pushed forward more rapidly. Tho objec tion that was urgoil against a small commit tee, however—say of three members —was quite a weighty one. It is true that, as the enterprise is one in which a good many people have a pecuniary interest, there will be many opinions as to the kind of a structure that ought to lie erected, and as the build ing committee will have to select the plan, it, doubtless, preferred to have the responsi bility for that part of its duties distributed among a number sufficiently large to repre sent fairly all the stockholders. The beginning of the work on tho hotel will strengthen the already strong building boom in the city that has boen attracting attention for a couple of yoars. Confidence in Savannah’s future is steadily growing stronger. It was a lack of this confidence which so long delayed tho hotel enterprise. Citizens with capital, however, who have been making investments elsewhere,, now freely admit that thoy wore mistaken, and that if thoy had invested money in Havntmnh real estate four or live years ago they .would ha ve realized very big profits. Indeed, it is doubtful if any of them have made as good investments in other places as they could have mado here. Savannah's railroads aro reaching into new tor: itiry, and the indications now aro that, she will not only bo the great commer cial city of the South Atlantic coast, but also one of the loading cities of the country. Tho products of the Alabama iron mines and coal fields must seek the seaboard here, anil it will not bo long before tho products of Western farms and factories will burdon our wharves. The amount of local cotton handled hero this year is largely in excess of the amount handled lost year, and the prospect fortlie coming season is still more promising. Is it not probable that Sa vannah’s building boom is only fairly be gun? A Very Good Suggestion. Tho New York Age, a paper published and odite Iby colored men, wants the Re publicans to contest every Southern State in the coming Presidential election. It says: “It is not sound policy, and it shows a lack of courage for the Republican partv to leave the South hopelessly in the hauds of the Democratic party. It is virtually an abandonment of 153 electoral votes, which do not rightfully belong to tho Democratic piyt.y, and which thoy should not bo allowed to onjoy without a manly and persistent effort to wrest them out of the Democratic column.” By all means let the Republicans make tho contest. Let them send on their speak ers and workers. It is high time they were doing something, or the Republican party in tiie South will cease to exist, which would "be unfortunate, because the Democrats would then bo apt to fall out among thonisulves. Tho Republicans, how ever, will not be able to carry any Southern State. They make some pretence of ability to carry Virginia and North Carolina, but it lias been quite a while since they carried them. They also boa,ted of their strength in Louisiana pre vious to the recent election there, but a Democratic majority of 65,000 iti an election where the Democrats had been divided into two bitter factious, and where tho Republi cans put forth every energy and nominated their strongest ticket, mu.it conviuee them that they are not as powerful as thoy imagined they were. It must also convince tho u that the colored peoplo have about ceased to blindly follow them, and that they are learning that Democratic rule is not as bad as it lias been alleged to be. The fact is that tho colored people see they aro doing very well under the Democratic national and State administrations—quite as well as they did when a Republican was in tho White House, and when the South was under carpet-bag rule. They fail to see where they were benefited by voting the Republican ticket, since they were used as mere tools, aud a lot of alien plunderers were the beneficiaries. Asa consequence, they are rapidly losing iutorest in politics. The Northern Republicans had better send down at once all the spoakers aud workers and money they cau spare from New York, Indiana and some of the doubtful Western States. Not only would that give the Democrats a better showing in the States named, hut it would infuse some spirit into the elections in the South, where the white vote is beginning to fall off for want of op position. Since tho dinner in New York on Gen. Grant's birthday there has bceil consider able talk about the dispatch, as given in the newspapers, which Mr. Cleveland sent to Gen. Sherman. It was short and, perhaps, inadequate, being as follows: “Will recall with heartfelt homage tho virtues and achievements of this illustrious American.” It now turns out that the original dispatch was much fuller, as follows: “1 am sorry that I cannot bo with you to-night as you celebrate the birthday of Gen. Grant, hut I shall not fail to join tho thousands of his fellow citizens who at this time will recall with heartfelt homage the virtues and achievements of this illustrious American.” There aro not a few people who wonder if it was not by design and not mere accident that only tho last few words of the dispatch were given to tho press. Referring to tho statement that the Re publicans favored a revision of the tariff in ISS2, the Albany Express says thoy desire tariff reform in 1838, and were they in power they would make a big reduction In the tariff and would do so without delay. This does very well for talk; hut the sober fact is that tho Republicans not only refuse to offer any tariff reform measure in Con gress, but they don’t want the Democrats to pass any. One of the reasons they won’t be in power again soon is because when matters come to a test they show uo dispo sition to afford relief to the people. Oregon elects a Legislature on June 5, and Murat Halstead, the untamed editor of the Cincinnati Commercial Gazette, hastens to inform the public that Smith Weed has gone out there to capture the tiody, so as to secure a Democratic successor to Senator Dolph. Mr. Weed could hardly he engaged in a bettor undertaking. CURRENT COMMENT. They May Get There Yet. From the Providence Telegram ( Dem .) Tho women do not g**t into the Methodist Genera! Conference, but they have secured a compromise, which may carry them into tho next one. The question is to bo submitted to vote in tho 105 annual conferences. Corners Are Boome-antrs. From the Haiti n.'*re American (Rep.) Three Chicago men think they have a corner on corn; but there's no telling when such an ar rangement will go to smash. Recent history shows that great corners are generally well loaded boomerangs, and several Western finan ciers are now mourning that fact behind prison bars. Georgia is a Great State. From the Pittsburg Dispatch (Rep.) Laura Jones, the Georgia girl who has in vented anew plow and corn planter, is said to be a cousin of Lula Hurst, the famous electric girl. Georgia girls seem to l>e determined to surprise the world, but we hope that the im proved corn planter will not bo such a humbug as the electricity. What Is the New South? From the Nashville Democrat (Dem.) The new South is simply the old South with the heel of tyranny removed from her neck. It is the old South recovering from the waste and desolation of war. It is not the infusion of new blood and brains from the North, but the expul sion of the Northern carpet-bagger, and the placing of intelligence and honesty at the top instead of ignorance and debauchery, protected by bayonets. BRIGHT BITS. Brown—What's the matter, Dumley? You look hot about something. Dumley (angrily)- Hot! I should say so. I was around at tin* Eagle just now, and that-fool Fe itherly dropped a chunk of ice down my )>aek. Enough to make any man hot!— New York Sun. A family magazine contains a formula for making soap which winds up this way: “Then let the frugal housewife sit on the stove and stir constantly." Well, we should say she would stir constantly if seated on a hot stove. It is safe to say the recipe won’t bo used very oxten slvely.—Sturdy Oak. Toto (oTJsorving a hand organ grinder and his monkey)—Oh, mamma, may I give him my cake? Mamma—Yes, dear, but be careful that he doesn't bite you. Toto Oh, mamma, the little boy doesn't want it; may I give it to his papa? Town Topics. He had been walking up and do.wn the room with the baby for two hours. “John." said his wife from among the pillows, “you don't look very well of late. I’m afraid you don’t get exercise enough." John laid the laby in the crib with its feet on th<*| pillow, and went to sleep.— Harper's Bazar. Husband—Have the couple who just moved into the house next door any children ? Wife— Children ? They’ve only been married a day or two. “How do you know ?’’ “Before he started down town this morning he kissed her, and he didn't act as if he was afraid he'd get hit if he didn’t.”— Omaha World. Mhs. Flutterby—What has become of your old cook? Mrs. Swallow! ale—She's gone to a better place. Mm. F.—Had a fortune left her, eh? Well, it's wonderful how those low peoplo manage to strike oil. Mrs. S. (sadly)—Yes. She struck it with a match.— New York Star. Robinson (to Brown, who is keeping three of Delinonico's waiters busy)—l’m surprised to see you here, Brown. Brown (withe* weary air)—Yes, sit down and have something. My folks aro moving to-day, and, instead of going home to dinner, I thought I would stop here and take in “Erminie” to night. This moving business, Robinson, is tough on a man. —New York Sun. Physician (to patient-)—Your pulse is quite normal, Miss Spinster; will you kindly allow mo to look at your tongue? Miss Spinster (showing her tongue)—Cer tainly, doct'r, um globble, was out t' fiuncral lest i<ly an' glot—my—fleet wet an’ Physician My deur Miss Spinster, if you will let vour tongue remain quiet a moment I can better diagnose your cas e.—Finch. “That article in yesterday's paper does me an injustice, sir, and I want it corrected," said an irate business man to the editor. “What was the incorrect statement?" asked the editor. “It said I was about to reduce my w orkmen's wages f percent. It is wrong, sir, and I de mand correction. It does me a rank injustice, sir a rank injustice." “What was wrong about it?" “It should have boen 10 per cent., sir; not 5 per cent."— America. PERSONAL* Mrs. Dr. William A. Hammond has been left $350,000 by an old uncle. Mus. Cornelius Vanderbilt has twenty-seven carriages for her own use. Mrs. Jay Gould rides down town in a Broad way car and goes shopping afoot. William Winter has gone to England to spend the summer with Ilenry Irving. Prince Bismarck received fOl plovers’ eggs on his birthday. He ate most of them raw. Lady Randolph L. Churchill is coming over with “his lordship" to spend the summer at Newport. Mrs. Oscar Wilde wears green. She has suits of all the shades of green, with hats, glove*, boots and parasols to match. Mrs. Georgia Harmony, wife of the senior Chief of Bureau in the Navy Department in Washington, is on'' of the best linguists in the capital. John Ruskin has written sixty four books, ami his Income from them is $30,000. It took ten tons of paper for the uew e lition of “Stones of Venice." John Gennadius, Greek Minister to this country, asserts that the Greeks of to-day are as strong physically as their famous ancestors of classic times. The Emperor or China has four physicians, each whom receives a weekly salary, stopping when he becomes sick; th**refore his indisposi tion is never of long duration. The friends of the late Dinah Mulock Craik, author of “John Halifax, Gentleman," are about to erect a marble medallion to her mem ory in Tewkesbury Abbey, Tewkesbury, Eng land. Miss Linda Gilbert has devoted fifteen years and most of her tortune to prison reform. She has established twenty two libraries in the prisons of different States, aud found employ ment for 0,000 ex-convicts. Clara Louise Kellogg's marriage to Carl Strukosch has just been officially announced by cards from her father and mother, coupled with the advertisement of a spring concert tour through the Eastern States. Mr. Miller, the Commissioner of Internal Revenue, has bet a barrel of old rye that the "Plumed Knight” will be the next Republican candidate for the Presidency. An unti-saloonist has been appointed to hold the stakes. Mrs. Irene Rucker Sheridan, wife of Lieut. Slier lau, is one of tho mod beautiful and ac complished women iu Washington. She was born at nlu Port Union in New Mexico, aud at the Capital is called a “Daughter of tho Army.'’ T. H. Garrett, of Baltimore, has had made for his steam yacht Gleam the sum I lest piano over constructed. It is 41 inches high, 47 inches wide and JO inches deep. The instrument, the tone of which is wonderfully sweet, was made by Charles M. Stieff, and designed by Charles J. Gross. Ed. Gilmore of Niblo's Garden Is a man of keen perceptions. The other day Mrs. Langtry had a birthday, whio i of course was no new thing, but Mr. Gilmore, with Ids usual gallantry, sent her a Ik>x of lilies, twenty.five in all. Just twenty-five: Wher * can anything more delicate aud tastful be found?'* Charles F. Gunther, of Chicago, has one of the finest collections of Bibles in this country, surpassed by none unless it bo the Lenox Libra ry. Among others, he has Wycklyff's and the Bis!)op Bibles, and those strange examples of errors in printing known as the “Wicked," the “Vinegar’ ami the “Breeches" Bibles. Gov. Hamilton, of Maryland, makes his home at Hagerstown, where he was born and where he made his early reputation as a lawyer ami politician. He lias a fortune of $1,000,000, and many tine farms in the country around Hagers town are his. He recently built in that city a hotel which bears his name and which was erected at a cost of $160,000. Miss Grace H. Dodge, of New York, Is sur rounded in her home by wealth and culture, yet shs is one of the hardest working women in the country. Bhe is a member of the Board of Education aud chief promoter of the working women s clubs, giving her-entire time to the furtherance of their cause aud helping the con dition of humanity generally. She is a woman of fine physique and robust appearance, and for the last ten years lias allowed her&oif but two weeks' holiday in the iuduum “Zeb” Vance’s Force of Argument. From the New York Tribune. Senator Wade Hampton tells this story about Senator “Zeb” Vance's first case in the North Carolina Supreme Court. His client had l>e<*n worsted iu the lower court, and Vance took au appeal. It was his first argument in the court, and lie took great pains with it. When the court came to render a decision, the Chief Jus tice quoted Vance s argument in full. As he was proceeding, Vance looked proudly around at the other lawyers, and cheerfully rubbed his hands. To his mind, that was the greatest argument ever presented to a court. The court read Vance’s argument through, and then said: ‘"For these reasons we affirm the decision of the court lxlow " Vance was dumbfounded. His own argument was used as 14© basis of a decision against his client. Where That Florida Tarpon Is. From the New York World. A stream of club men and men about town poured into the St. James Hotel all yesterday afternoon. At times the corridor was thronged with them The attraction was a tariiou 7 feet long, 22 inches wide, and weighing 184 pounds, that was caught with a rod and reel by John (i. Hecksher, the well-known club man and a brotlier-in-law of one of the LoriJlards, which was on exhibition in the hotel corridor. The huge fish, that many mistook for a youthful whale, has been stuffed, and occupies a hand some wooden case. Mr. Hecksher captured this fine specimen of the finny tribe at Pine Island, Fla., the latter part of March. Some people not personally acquainted with Mr. llecKsher expressed doubts about the tarpon being caught with a rod and reel, but those who enjoy the acquaintanceship of the great fisher man know his veracity is not to be questioned even as regards fish st < >rles. Besides there are wit nesses to this remarkable feat of Mr. Hecksher. While these part ies were sufficiently close to see his heroic struggle with the tarpon, they were not mar enough to assist him. When Mr. Meek slier discovered he had a bite he supposed he had a fish of the avefage size and attempted to swing the pole over his head, but instead he only gave his back a terrible wrench and the pole was almost jerked out of his grasp. Then en sued a sharp struggle between the club man and the fish for the possession of the j>ole. Several times Mr. Hecksher was nearly dragged into the water, but at last he succeeded iu lauding the prize. Didn’t Keep That Size. Judge Parker, the diminutive assistant city attorney of St. Paul, says The News , is some thing of a wag, as his numerous quaint remarks and sly digs at the reporters would seeni to in dicate. When engaged in the discharge of his legal duties he is as dignified and solemn as an owl. and even then there is a mischievous twinkle in his eye; but when he is at leisure the man who scores a point against him in repartee is a illy of the valley, a few days ago the judge, suddenly becoming aware of the fact that his hat was beginning to look like an archaeological specimen, dropped into a hat st ore. The clerk danced to the front and softly greeted him with effusion. “I want a hat," said the judge. 1 “What size, sir?” “Seven and eleven-eighths.” “1 beg pardon, sir, but what was the size?'”’ asked the clerk, with a puzzled air. “Seven and eleven eight is.” repeated Judge Parker, looking ns sober as a parson. The hat man paused to scratch his head, and walked slowly to the other end of the store. lie rummaged through his stock, and finally came back to where the Judge stood. “Sorry, sir, but I haven’t a hat of that size in stock.” “Then bring me the largest size you have.” The clerk did so, and succeeded in fitting the large cranium of the Judge, who paid for the tile, and walked out with a smile reaching to the back of his neck. The hat man, probably, is still figuring on “seven and eleven-eighths,” and wondering where in hades the Judge picked up that size. A Humbug. From the Century. An old, old garden. There the days Slipped down in drowsy quiet; There bees were busy in the shade And the posy-buds ran riot; And there in summer I) >lly strayed. Plain-gowned, in cap and wimple, Her frills ami rutiles laid aside To play at being'simple. The wild rose hiding in her curls Looked somehow pale and faded Besides the pink and dimpled k Her ancient head-gear shaded; And when the carping blue bird heard dear voice lightly thrilling Through old world air s he quite forgot To criticise her trilling. So art less, shy and sweet she seemed That I, a cyme doubter Of mod**st ways and downcast eyes, Went fairly wild about her; And falling at the little feet That crushed the yellow lilies, I wooed as Strephon used to woo His Lydian Amaryllis. Ah me! Her kerchief's rise and fall. Her lashes' tender trembling, Tin* flush that dyed her cheek were all But part of her dissembling; For when she spoke at last in tones As sweet as Ilyhla's honey, ’Twas but to say: “The man I love Must be a man of money.” The Story of a Widow. A business man, says the New York Evening Sun, who lives a little way above the Harleni, not long since sold some buckwheat to a poor woman in his neighborhood. She had no money then, but promised to pay him some day. She stopped ins wife, who was driving by the house one day. to give her the money, and apologised for the delay by saying that she was a poor widow with a large family to care for. She told how hard she ami her little boys worked in her garden patch, how early they were all up every morning, ami yet how difficult it was to make both ends meet, even though they did work hard and long. The lady felt sorry for her, and tried to com fort her by saying so good-looking a woman as she should marry again. “sVhy. Mrs. C.. I would,” she said, “but who would have me with this big family?” “Lots would,” replied Sirs. C. “I know two or three who would be tickled to death if they had half a chance. I'll send them around.” “You be sure to do it,” said the widow, as Mrs. C. drove off laughing. Mrs. C. forgot all about the widow and the rash promise till a few weeks after, when she was passing the house. The widow stopped her again and seriously asked her why none of the gentlemen she had spoken of hail called. Poor Mrs. C. saw her joke had been m, joke to the widow. Sue blushed and stammered, not know - ing what to say that would not hurt tier pride, au i at last explained that after she hod thought over the matter she had concluded none of tin men she had spoken of would do, as the widow would be too particular. “Why, Mrs. C." said the widow, “I’m not at all particular, AU I want is a man who cau pull weeds." Couldn’t Play That Game on Him. From the New York Tribune. Charles O’Neil, of Pennsylvania, Is the cham pion letter-writer of Congress. All through the late deadlock lie has been constantly iu his seat with his [ten in his hand and a pad of panel- be fore him, and has scarcely looked up, except to vote when his name was called. No amount of excitement can disturb his equanimity, or di vert him from his favorite occupation. Mr. O’Neil is a bachelor, ami has been in Congress almost ns long as his colleague, Judge Kelley, During his long term of service lie has never employed a private secretary or stenographer, ami it is his proudest boast t hat he tins answered every letter he has ever received with his own hand, and has seldom allowed one to remain unanswered over night. He never does, except where it is impossible to obtain the information called for; ami then he uneasy as abon with one chicken until the load is off his mind. Another of Mr. O’Neil’s peculiarities i.- that he invariably goes to Philadelphia Friday nights, and spends Saturday and Sunday calling upon the persons to whom ho baa- written m the course of the week to ascertain whether they have received his letters, and are satisfied with the Information contained therein. In a liitlc red hook he keeps a record of all letters received and answers mailed, with the addresses of ins correspondents. He can at a moment's notice refer to every communication that has passed between himself and any of his constituents during his entire Congressional career. Mr. O'Neil is the only man in Congress who personally knows, and can call by name every voter in his district. If he receives a letter from a person he does not know, the first act alter his arrival in Philadelphia is to call upon that person and make his acquaintance. Every nmv family that moves into his district is at mice looked up, and evory one that moves away re ceives a Godspeed from tho Congressman. Sometimes the other Pennsylvania members try to play practical jokes upon their colleague. The other day one of tho Pennsylvania mem bers went to him, saying; "Charley, I have a letter from one of your constituents, asking me to send him some gar den seeds He says he has written to you sev eral times, but cannot get an answer.” "What's his name?” Some fictitious name was given. “Where does he live?" Some address was named at random. “You can’t play any such game on me,” said the veteran. “There Uno such man in my dis trict, and the house you name is occupied by Poter Jones. I know him very well, and at tended the wedding of his daughter last faU." ITEMS OF INTEREST. The latest Arkansas sensation is a negro baby with two heads and faces, one arm and three legs, upon which it stands tripod-iashiou. John Hendricks, of Catawba, 0., has a lamb with three perfectly developed ears; two ou the sides and one on the top of the head. The Excise Board of New York city issued 9,008 licenses of all grades during .the fiscal year ending Monday, receiving the sura of $1,372,040 from the liquor dealers. A Chicago burglar overlooked SBO in a bureau drawer, and the papers announced it the next feiorning. He returned the next night and not only secured it, but a suit of clothes besides. A giant poplar tree, that measured 11 feet 8 inches in diameter at the base, and was 240 feet high, was recently felled near Taylorsville, O. It is estimated that it will yield 20,000 feet of lumber. Frank Collins, of St. Cloud, Minn., will probably smoke a pipe hereafter. The other day he lit a cigar,and finding it would not draw, cut it in two and discovered a sin ail cartridge in the middle. Counterfeit sc. pieces are being circulated in towns along the Hudson river. They are re ported to be clumsily executed, and some of them are so brittle that they can be broken by the pressure of the hand. The Empress of Germany is a sincere be liever in Gladstone's policy for Ireland. She enjoys the honorable distinction of being the only member of her mother's family who does not regard liberty in Ireland as a crime. The firm of Barbour Brothers, thread and twine manufacturers, of Paterson, N. J., em ploys 1.400 workers in that city and 2,900 in Bel fast, Ireland—the work performed being the same in both cities. The monthly pay-roll for the 1,400 in Paterson amounts to within SSOO as much as the pay-roll for the 2,900 in Belfast. The University of Heidelberg recently con ferred the degree of M. D. on Carl Umbach, who had written a brilliant dissertation on “The Influence of Anti-Pyrine on Nitrogenous Secretions.” And now Umbach turns out to be a quack, and the authorities of the famous university are smoking their pines in gloomy silence. The post office authorities in Chicago re cently received from Tyler, Tex., a letter ad dressed to a “Young Lady Who Wants to Marry.” The conditions inscribed on the en velope? were that she should be 21 and at work In an office. The writer intimates that lie is possessed of 320 acres of land, or $15,000 iu cash. Cremation Is beginning to be taken up by beneficiary societies. The German Working men’s Aid Society of New York, w hich lias been in the habit of paying the funeral expenses of dead members, has voted to buy SSOO worth of stock in the crematory at Fresh Pond, Long Island, and eighty members have agreed, when they die, to be cremated. capitalists propose to build a railroad from Bagdad to Constantinople. The distance Is 1,400 miles, and it is estimated that the cost of the road would be £15.500,000. If the project is carried out the distance between Eu rope and India will be shortened nine or ten davs, and it will also give a route of commerce independent of the Suez canal. By an ingenious device the management of the Battle of Gettysburg, in New York, con trives to waft warm breezes over the spectators' platform by way of adding to the illusion that the visitor is standing in the midst of a wheat flel i similar to that over which Pickett’s charge swept. These breezes apparently blow down from over the tops of the distant mountains. The latest sensation in New York is the arrival of Liverpool detectives in search of an aristocratic young lady who lately disappeared from England, and who has a mania for humility. They found by a registry office that she obtained work as a servant in a family on Third avenue, but before they could get a glimpse of her she had changed to another place. An English seer has discovered that the nu merical value of the letters in Boulanger's name when added up amounts to 066, the number of the beast of the Apocalypse. This important clew enables him to predict that Gen. Boulanger will play a leading part in the affairs of the world between this time and the second advent of Christ, “which is to occur at 3 o'clock in the afternoon of March 5,1890.” Mrs. Mary Ann Waidi.ey, at present an in mate of the Lancaster County, Pa,, hospital, has not swallowed a particle of food for forty two days, and at the end of six weeks' starva tion she cannot be induced to swallow any thing but a small quantity of water daily, a half pint of which has been the only liquid wbicli pass -il her iips in that time. It is a truly wonderful case and bailies the physicians. The pineapple season has begun in New York. Merchants thore are receiving 3,500 bar rels a week, and by the middle of May. when the season is at its height, the quantity will reach 10,000 barrels a week. The barrels con tain from twenty-five to thirty extra large •‘pines,” or forty to dxty small ones. The sea son lasts from April until August, and about 5,000,000 pineapples are imported each year. In Skiatos, one of the Grecian isles, there had been no case of diphtheria for over thirty years until the summer of 188-1, when a child died of the bistia.se, and in the course of five months there were over 100 cases, with thirty six deaths, in a community of about 4,000. Careful investigations of the origin of the epi demic resulted in tracing it toaflockof infected turkeys rtweived from Salontca, and which, on examination, showed unmistakable evidence of the diphtheria process. The other evening a laboring man lounged into one of the chairs of the parquetto of tiie Academy at Providence, R. X., just before the performance, and promptly went to sleep. He wasn't comfortable, however, and after a few uneasy turns he removed his coat and tossed the garment into the aisle. He then resumed his nap, but still missing the luxury of his lounge at home, he began to slowly draw off his shoes. By that time the audience had be come interested, ami a couple of ushers assisted the tired stranger to the street. A little 6-year-old oirl In Cincinnati, named Emma Byers, hasa pairof eyes that are the wonder of all the people of that city, if the Enquirer is to be believed. That paper says: "In her right eye is a perfect form of a doll baby, handsomely dressed, and with beautiful features. In her left eye is a miniature cres cent. In spite of this her sight is excellent. The child is altogether very pretty, and the parents exp -et,|n time, to make a fortune by exhibiting her. A well-known Cincinnati oculist says the figures in little Emma's eyes are simply due to an error in the development of the irides.” A trick once attempted to be played In a game of poker at Hot Springs, Ark., was neatly defeated. It was the old trick of sticking two cards together, giving a player to be fleeced the winning hand containing the double card. On the "show down” the next highest hand claims the stakes, on the ground of a misdeal to the winner. The big hand in this game was given to a Denver man. The betting was long and heavy, and the stakes ran up Into the thou sands. The Denver player discovered the thin card gently stuck to one of his aces, crumpled it iu his hand, called for a glass of beer, slipped the card into his mouth and swallowed it, with a gulp of lager. He never winced as the card scraped his throat, nor balled an eye as he reached over the table and pulled in an armful of chips. This following almost incredible story is told of a New York young man who had a goat’s eye inserted for liis own diseased member. One day while in mid-ocean he wandered near the steward’s apartments and fell into conversation with that worthy. Suddenly he became aware that his goat-eye was looking longingly at the nice red label upon a tomato can. liow rich "and juicy it appeared. Something seemed to tell him that the label was edible. He tried lo subdue the sensation, hut the deeply tinted ami seductive paper appeared more and more lo him in the light of an epicurean delicacy. At last, unable to restrain himself, lie reached for the can, tore the label off. and was about to taste it when it fell within the range of his legitimate college-bred eye. The singular sen sation was gone, and throwing the label over hoard in disgust, he sought his stateroom. Sines it has become fashionable to conceal the miniature watches set In bracelets, lockets and the like, partially, if not entirely, from the view, they have a better chanco of success. A watch face is not highly decorative in Itself, aid can only he worn ns an ornament under ex ceptional circumstances. However, imbedded beneath a convex cover of rock crystal il looks well enough, though some think it better still to hide it entirely beneath a polished stone set in the cover, hleh can lie opened easily by press ing a spring. Lockets containing watches, for hanging on chain bracelets or suspending from chalelaines, are made of various forms, such as spheres, hearts and the like, in the rock crystal, and still more varied shapes in gold decorated with small stouos. A pretty conceit this: a small pilgrim's bottle in finely wrought gold en crusted with turouolse, which, on the touching of * spring, displays a watch iau baking i-owdkr. pppiucr^ perfect HAQj^ Its superior excellence proven In million* m homes for more than a quarter of a century t! is used by the United States Government E! dorsed by the heads of the Great L'liivnrsitieiS the Strongest, Purest and most Healthful r? Price’s Cream Baking Powder does not contaS Ammonia, Lime or Alum. Sold only in (W price baking powder cq„ Stw YORK, CHICAGO. ST. Lorn, A. R. ALTMAYKR & CO PARASOLS At Prices that Crush Competition to Atoms. ALTIAYER 4 Cl TITII-L place on sale this week the grandest V V array of Fancy Parasols, Etc., and at tit lowest prices that Savannah has over seen. Grand Reductions! Great Cuts! Grand Bargains! Previous to our annual stock taking. Look it these telling quotations. Look at the long facd of the little fellows, and then come to the front and pu.yhase one of the grandest bargains ot the season. Fancy Coaching and Trimmed Parasols that have been selling at $2, $2 i!5, $2 50, down to $1 SO. Fancy Coaching and Trimmed Parasols that have been selling at $2 76, $3, $3 50, down toji Fancy Coaching and Trimmed Parasol* that have been selling at $3 75, $4, $4 50, down to $2 50. All of our Coaching and Trimmed Parasols that have been selling at $5, $5 50, $6 up to $B, dona to $3 and $3.50. 500 Black Silk Parasols, 22 inch, natural handles, good strong frame, sold last week at $175, down this week to $1 25. In addition to our parasol sale, we will offer extraordinary value in Fancy Figured and White I awns. 10 cases Figured Lawn, price 2V{,c. worth sc. 1 case Figured Lawn, very sheer, selected pat terns, price 10c., cheap at 15c. 1 case of sheer White Lawn, sold last week at 10c. 1 case sheer India jtainen, pi-ice 10c., last week* price, 15c. 1 case sheer Persian Lawn, price 15c., line value at 20c, S P E a I A L. 1 case Fine Sateens equal to imported in wear, all new snailes, sold by others at 25c., our price 15c. Visit us this week, it, will pay you. We stake our mercantile honor on the reliability of tin above bargains being exactly as represented. Very Respectfully, 1. 1 Altmayer 4(t NOTE: Orders by mail receive careful and prompt attention. CORSETS. THOMSON’S CELEB RATED S GLOVE-FITTING CORSETS. NEVER HAVE^BEEH MO ?HAN EVER AB 1 imifT FIT GUAHCTEtt THREE "LENGTHS TWELVE URADES. HIGHEST AWARDS GRANTED, The Best Goods and Cheapest for Quality- FOR SALK KVKRYWHEBfi Thomson, Langdon & Cos., NEW YORK, HOLK M A JTTTy ACTtTRy.TIS; GY it, LADIESPSSi Do Your Own liyeing, at Home, They will dye everything. They ore sold every where. Price lOe. a package. They have ooeq lor Strength, Brightness, Amount in P* o -*?. or for Fastness of Color, or non-fading Quam They do not crock or smut; to colors, lor snow 11. F. Li.mkk, M. I#., Pharmacist, corner thouM ton and Houston streets; P. 11. litem, and Apothecary, corner Jones and Aeerco streets; KowanuJ. KitKFr.it, Druggist, corn West Broad and Stewart streets, and L. Stroko. CANN ED GOODS. Canned G-oods. •> AAA CASES CANNED GOODS, Tomaiv AsUUU Peas .Corn, Salmon, Lobster. S dines. Oysters, Mackerel, California Fruits. Okra and Tomatoes, Corued Beef,etc. For sale / U M. UILBUiT & LU