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"Now tho poet goes his way, peddling poetry clay by day.” "And,” added the bard, “those of you who have trouble In disposing of gilt-edged securities can imagine what the poor poet is up against.”—Kansas City Journal. Prosaic. “And me thought the air grew denser. Incense from an unseen censer?” mur mured the poet. "Naw,” responded a practical per son. “Gasoline from a buzzwagon that just passed.”—Kansas City Journal. The Best He Could Do. Adam was blaming the woman. “There were no malefactors of great wealth,” he explained. Considering his disadvantages, all agreed he had met the responsibility as gracefully as possible.—New York Sun. Lost. “Well, Sepperl, what about the goose your father was going to send me?” “Dunno, teacher, but it’s getting well again.”—Transatlantic Tales. Breaking the News With an Ax. Captain Pritchard of the Mauretania was talking about sailors. "We are a bluff lot,” he said. “Did you ever hear about the sailor and the parrot? “Well, once upon a time an old lady was returning from abroad with a par rot, of which she was very fond. She intrusted the bird, with many admon itions to a sailor for the voyage. “Seasickness, or something, killed the parrot the third day out. The sail or, knowing how upset the old lady would be, could not bring himself to tell her the sad tidings, but asked a companion, famous for his skill in such matters, to break the bud news to her very, very gently. The man as sented. “And approaching the old lady with a tragical face, the famous news breaker touched his cap and said: “ ’l'm afraid that ’ere bird o’ yourn ain’t goln’ to live long, ma’am.’ "’Oh, dear!’ exclaimed the old lady in alarm. ’Why?’ " * ’Cause he’s dead,' was the reply.” , Recent excavations on the site of Jericho have laid bare the historic city wall of burned lime brick on a stone foundation, whilo whole rows of houses have been uncovered. The Social Sense. An enthusiastic teacher in the slum district of a large city once gathered her flock and led them to a vacant lot, where she proposed they should create their own playground. The idea was received with wHd enthusiasm, and the youngsters fell to work with a will removing stones and debris. In the midst of the excitement a large boy was needed to move a particularly ob stinate stone. "Smith, Smith,” called the teacher to one of her star pupils, "come aDd help us.” The boy came with seeming reluct ance, and having removed the stone, drew the teacher aside. "Say, teacher.” he begged, “please don’t call me Smith.” "Why, what am I to call you?” she asked in astonishment. "Schmitty, please, teacher. You see. I’m Smith in society; but, here, I’m Schmitty on the dump.” Senator Mose’s E. Clapp of Minne sota, the junior senator from that state, bears a remarkable likeness to former Senator John A. Logan. His coal-black hair, eyes, mustache and massive figure make hltn a striking figure on the floor of the senate. Alveolar Dentistry. A dir.tlnct advance in dental science. Loose and falling teeth saved. Pyor rhea and all the diseases of the gums cured. Missing teeth rcpVced with cut plates or bridgework. Booklet free. The Rex Dental Company. Rooui3 20 to 25, 728 Sixteenth street, Denver. Denver Directory ,/m h o% J. H. WILSOI STO3K SAOOLES A>|i your dealer for lh>m. Take no olh»r CTfIVP REPAIRS of »v»rr known maki uiuitof atovo. furnnr* or ranirn. 000. A. l* a llen. IS3I Uwrencr. Urn nrer. Phono 725. •vrirro pi.ant*. >kkim. «■•*• «n« a-tb. I ULLV Kreo Cat lov-. In i-rn'l Niitmiilm, | fILLw iH-nvrr. Coo. A|C«-n(* WiiiiUml. BROWN PALACE HOTEL European Plan. SI .50 and Upward. pi nOICT Flnrnl de»tßn* for lod«M and rLUnIOI funeral*. cut (lower*packed an 1 chinned on short notice. Thurston M. U. Smith, Telephone Main SSHO. 2061 I-awrenc* 81. THE COLORADO SADDLERY CO. Factory 1801-0 Market MU Dourer. Harness in ovary style. Saddles of every de scription. Ask your dealer for "the Suioolh est L.ine in the West " MME. C. HELENE KNUDSEN Electric Needle Specialist. REMOVES FACIAL BLEMISHES, Fnperfluous hair. mole*, birthmark*, etc. 312 17th Street (Opposite Brown Palace >. Main 31M. GULF COAST OF TEXAS Most delightful country on earth, rqlse tigs, oranges and nil kinds of gar den truck, four crops per year. Send 15c for Gulf Coast Magazine. Issued quarterly. 100 pages Interesting read ing on this country. The Klmhnll Agency Co., 909 17th St. Denver. Colo. 0. E. BURLINGAME & CO., ASSAY OFFICE *"° LABORATORY Established in Colprado.lB66. Samples by mail or express will receiae prompt and careful alien' ion Sold A Silier Bullion •*gg-i3SSfii!SSr t Coscsotratioi Tnti- 1M 1736-173A Lawrence St.. Denver. Cols* j^MCTCHLES^ Manufacturers of the World's Urea teat Pianos 5 factoMcs; 5 separate makes of pianos. Capital and surplus $2.500.000.00. Huy from the manufacturers, the dealers do. Address 1621 California Mt.. Denver. 48,000 KIMBALL i pianos and organs were sold last year, t Think what this means to the Intend- I ln«r buyer. Can you afford to take a I chance on some unknown make, when f we will sell you | PIANOS and ir.TA', on terms to suit you? Write today UHaANS I for our illustrated —-»—f 1 Kimball catalogue. Every piano buyer should have it. Mention whether you are interested in pianos or organs. The Knigrr-Campbell Music Co. ■slshUshsd IBM. 1625-16 U Califerato Dearer. Cwlw. NATURE AND A WOMAN’S WORK T??dlae~plnkham^ Nature and a woman’s work com bined have produced the grandest | remedy for woman’s ills that the world has ever known. In the good old-fashioned days of our grandmothers they relied upon the roots and herbs of the field to cure disease and mitigate suffering. The Indians on our Western Plains to-day can produce roots and herbs for every ailment, and cure diseases that baffle the most skilled physicians who have spent years in the study of drugs. From the roots and herbs of the field Lydia E. Pinkham more than thirty years ago gave to the women of the world a remedy for their pe culiar ills, more potent and effica cious than any combination of drugs. Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound is now recognized as the standard remedy for woman’s ills. Mrs. Bertha Muff, of 616 N.C. St, Louisiana, Mo., writes: “ Complete restoration to health means so much to me that for the sake of other suffering women I am willing to make my troubles public. “For twelve years I had been suffer ing with the worst forms of female ills. During that time I had eleven different physicians without help. No tongue can tell what I suffered, and at times I could hardly walk. About two years ago I wrote Mrs. Pinkham for advice. I followed it, and can truly say that Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com pound and Mrs. Pinkham’s advice re stored health and strength. It is worth mountains of gold to suffering women.” What Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege table Compound did for Mrs. Muff, it will do for other suffering women. AND SHE BELIEVED HIM. After This Who Can Doubt the Power of Love 7 George had been away on business for a whole long week, and during that time he had sent Clara ten let ters, six letter-cards and 42 picture postcards. Why, then, was there a touch of coldness In her greeting when ho flew to her arms on his return? "Dearest,” he whispered, “what Is the matter?” “Oh, George," she said, “you didn't send a kiss in your ninth letter.” "My precious,” lie replied, “that night I had steak and onions for din ner, and you wouldn’t have liked a kiss after onions, would you?" And, such is the unfathomable pow er of love, she was satisfied, and nes tled to him. TWO CURES OF ECZEMA Baby Had Severe Attack—Grandfather Suffered Torments with It— Owe Recovery to Cuticura. “In 1884 my grandson, a babe, had an attack of eczema, and after trying the doctors to the extent of heavy bills and an increase of the disease and suf fering, I recommended Cuticura and In a few weeks the child was well. Ho Is to-day a strong man and absolutely free from the disease. A few years ago I contracted eczema, and became an intense sufferer. A whole winter passed without once having on shoes, nearly from the knees to the toes be ing covered with virulent sores. I tried many doctors to no purpose. Then I procured the Cuticura Remedies and found immediate improvement and final cure. M.W. Laßue, 845 Seventh St., Louisville, Ky., Apr. 23 and May 14, ’07.” All Lost. David Belasco, the playwright and manager, was talking about matinee Idols. "Strange,” he said, "tho fasci nation that they exert upon young girls. I overheard the other day a literary conversation that is apropos. Two men were conversing. “Did you ever read Shakespeare’s "Love’s La bor Lost”?’ said the first. 'No,' growled the second bald head, ‘but I’ve taken my best girl to the theater, and heard her rave all through the show about the leading man's heaven ly hair.’ ” Laundry work at home would be much more satisfactory if the right Starch were used. In order to get the desired stiffness, it is usually neces sary to use so much starch that the beauty and fineness of the fabric is hidden behind a paste of varying thickness, which not only destroys the appearance, but also affects the wear ing quality of the goods. This trou ble can be entirely overcome by using Defiance Starch, as it can be applied much more thinly because of its great er strength than other makes. He Was Willing. In the morning mail the busy editor found the following written on a pos tal card: "Dear Sir —I have just grad uated from a correspondence school of journalism. Would you like to have me write for your paper? J. Alexander McNutt.” Seizing his trusty pencil, the busy editor dashed off the following reply: "Dear J. Alex. —Certainly we would be pleased to have you write for our paper. Kindly address your letter to the circulation manager and inclose the regular subscription price.” A Sore Puzzle. “How did that secret ever get out?” “I can’t Imagine. She only told about a dozen of her acquaintances In strict confidence.” COOK ARRAIGNS THE PRESIDENT COLORADO CONGRESSMAN SE VERELY SCORES THE AD MINISTRATION. IN LAND FRAUD CASES SAYS PROMINENT CITIZENS WERE VICTIMS OF POLIT ICAL PERSECUTION. Washington.—ln a personal lettei which ho has addressed to the Presi dent and vice president, Speaker Can non and all members of Congress, the justices of the Supreme Court, mem bers of the cabinet and the Washing ton newspaper correspondents, George W. Cook, Republican congressman-at large, from Colorado, severely ar- I raigns the administration for its course in prosecuting alleged infrac tions of the public land laws in Colo- I rado. Congressman Cook’s letter follows: "My Dear Sir—l most earnestly pro test against tho continued high handed, pernicious ‘ political persecu tion made by certain of the depart ment bureaus of the government in this city, branding many of our most honorable, upright and law-abiding bus iness men of Colorado as criminals. ’Their only information and au thority for such malicious statements are reports made to them by non-resi dent special agents and prosecutors sent to Colorado, whose uccusutlons against Innocent men are for the sole purpose of securing personal promo tion in Washington and the opportun ity for the governmental bureaus here to disseminate among the press throughout the country misrepresenta tious as to timber land and coal thieves that do not exist in Colorado. "Judge Robert E. Lewis, of the United States District Court, Denver, on December 24th, 26th, and 3Uth, quashed all of the indictments against some thirty of our most worthy and reputable citizens, several of whom have been engaged actively in business In Colorado for thirty years, on the ground that the government had abso lutely failed to furnish any evidence whatever against these men —a most stinging and severe rebuke by Judge Lewis (an appointee of the present administration.) "Active preparations were made by certain high officials in Washington for the prosecution of these cases. They condemn honorable men of un questioned integrity before they were found guilty of any violation of the law or even given an opportunity of de fense. “Judge Lewis' decision gives univer sal satisfaction to all our people in Colorado regardless of their political affiliations and is endorsed by our press; in fact, every newspaper in the state most heartily commends Judge Lewis’ action The truth has been vin dicated. “In this connection I beg to call at tention to editorial below from The Denver Republican of December 26, 1907; also editorial of December 25, 1907. written by ex-Senator T. M. Pat terson of the Kocky Mountain News, Denver.” Congressman Cook then continues: "Referring to the action taken at the last Cabinet meeting of the year. De cember 31st, as to the Colorado cases, the President criticised the judiciary ami authorized the attorney general as follows: " 'The government will use every means in its power to bring about in the higher courts disapproval of the de cision rendered in Colorado by Judge Lewis.’ “Our citizens are ready and willing to meet the issue raised by the impul sive administration, hut ns to the pur pose on the part of the latter I can not comprehend, unless it is to con tinue in the ‘limelight,’ and therefore the country will he saved —from the bureaucrat’s point of view. "The unprecedented and dictatorial encroachment of the executive against the executive and judicial departments of the government is almost a daily threat to the peace and prosperity of tlie republic and should be knocked on the head by the constitutional decis ion of the Supreme Court of the United States. “An article in the Washington Star of December 31st quotes the commis sioner of the land office as saying: “‘They will call eighty violations of the land laws in Colorado to the atten tion of the grand Jury and some of these may Involve a number of per sons whom Judge Lewis has dis charged.’ "This is a subterfuge bordering on the farcical and is disseminated to the press of the country for the pur pose of misleading the public as to so-called land frauds that do not and havo not existed in Colorado. “Our citizens In Colorado have with patience submitted to these persecu tions for alleged offenses, and every fair minded citizen should join in com mendation of the fact that we have in our beloved country true judges who have the courage of their convictions and believe in Justice to every citizen and a real ‘square deal’ emphasized. "In conclusion I beg to say I as sume the personal responsibility for statements herein made.” Colorado visitors and members of the Colorado delegation decline to dis cuss Representative Cook’s state ment. Non-Union Miners at Work. Goldfield, Nev.—Nearly 200 new men took jobs in the mines Saturday, most of them former members of tho West ern Federation of Miners. All of the active raining district is picketed by hundreds of federation men who swarm the hills in droves attempting to influence the miners to quit work. The miners have to run a gauntlet nearly half a mile long to get to the quarters provided by the mine owners but so far few have seceded. Children Trampled to Death. Barnsley. England.—Sixteen chil dren were trampled to death and forty others, several of whom can not live, were injured in a mad rush for better Beats at an entertainment given in the public hall on the afternoon of Janu ary 11th. With a view of relieving over crowding In the gallery, the at tendants decided to transfer some of the children to the body of the bouse and one usher called out, “Some of you children come down stairs.” Immedi ately tbe rush, started, and within a few seconds hundreds of children woro trampled underfoot Often The Kidneys Are Weakened by Over-Work. Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood. It used to be considered that only ■ urinary and bladder troubles were to be _ (rnrPfl to l-idnn^-c traced to the kidneys, i L but now modern j] science proves that i j/ nearly all diseases have their beginning in the disorder of these most important organs. Tile kidneys filter and purif y the blood— that is their work. - 1.: ; Therefore, when yourkidneysare weak or out of order, you can understand how quickly your entire body is affected and how every orgau seems to fail to do its duty. If you are sick or “ feel badly,” begin taking the great kidney remedy, Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, because as soon as your kidneys are well they will help all the other organs to health. A trial will convince anyone. If you are sick you can make no mis take by first doctoring your kidneys. The mild and the extraordinary effect of Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, the great kidnev remedy, is soon realized. It stands the highest for its wonderful cures of the most distressing cases, and is sold on its merits by all druggists in fifty-cent, ami otie-dollar size| bottles. You may have a sample bottle nom* nf Swamp-Root, bv mail free, also a pamphlet telling you liow to find out if you have kidney or bladder trouble. Mention this paper when writing to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bing hamton, N. Y. Don’t make any mistake, but remember the name, Swamp-Root, I)r. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, and the ad dress, Binghamton, N. Y., on every bottle. BLAMED ON THE RAILROAD. First Thought in Irishman’s Mind Af ter the Accident. Railroad claim-agents have little faith in their fellow creatures. One said recently: ‘‘Every time I settle a claim with one of these hard-headed rural residents who wants the rail rond to pay twice what ho would charge the butcher if he gets a sheep killed. I think of this story, illustra tive of the way some people want to hold the railroad rcnponslblo for every accident, of whatever kind, that happens. Two Irishmen were driving home from town one night when their buggy ran into a ditch, overturned, and they were both stunned. When a rescuer came along and revived them, the first thing one of them said was: ‘Where’s the train?’ ’Why. there’s no train around,’ he was told. 'Then where's the railroad?’ 'The nearest railroad is three miles away,’ he learned. ‘Well, well.' he commented. ‘I knew It lilt us pretty hard, but I didn't suppose it knocked us three miles from tho track.’" THE SOFT ANSWER. Stern Parent—l hadn't any of the advantages you have had. How do you suppose I have got on as I have? Young Hopeless (intending to make a soothing reply) —Er—I expect the grass wouldn't grow under your feet, sir! A Busy Locality. Jack is the elght-yearold son of a Philadelphia suburban merchant, and not long ago made his first visit to New York with his father. The Btrenuoslty of the big town got on the boy's nerves, and by bedtime he was about run down. He tumbled into bed quite regardless of certain duties, hut his father was more ob servant “Don't forget to say your prayers, my boy,” he said. "O, what's the use, pop?" respond ed the boy. "God's too busy over hero to bother with a little thing like that.” The father was shocked, but under the circumstances he thought it best not to urge his son. —Lippincott's Magazine. RAILROAD MAN Didn’t Like Being Btarved. A man running on a railroad has to be in good condition all the time or he is liable to do harm to himself and others. A clear head is necessary to run a locomotive or conduct a train. Even a railroad man's appetite and diges tion are matters of importance, as the clear brain and steady hand result from the healthy appetite followed by the proper digestion of food. "For the past five years," writes a railroader, "I have been constantly troubled with Indigestion. Every doc tor I consulted seemed to want to starve me to death. First 1 was diet ed on warm water and toast until 1 was almost starved; then, when they would let me eat, the indigestion would be right back again. "Only temporary relief came f r om remedies, and I tried about all of them I saw advertised. About three months ago a friend advised me to try Grape- Nuts food. The very first day 1 no ticed that my appetite was satisfied, which had not been the case before, that I can remember. "In a week, I believe, I had more energy than ever before in my life. I have gained seven pounds and have not had a touch of indigestion since I have been eating Grape-Nuts. When my wife saw bow much good this food was doing me she thought she would try It awhile. We believe the dis coverer of Grape-Nuts found the ‘Per fect Food.’ ” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read "Tbe Road to Well ville,” in pkgs. "There’s a Reason.” WYOMING WOOL MEN. Condemn Government Forect Reserve And Fee Grazing Pol.cy. Laramie, Wyo.—The Fourth annual convention of the Wyoming Wool Growers’ Association closed Saturday night after selecting Rawlins as tuo place of the 1901) meeting and re-elect ing J. A. Dclfeldur of Wolton, presi dent; E. J. Hell of Laramie, vice presi dent, and George S. Walker of Chey enne, secretary-treasurer. General Manager Moliler of the Union Pacific, addressed the conven tion, telling telling what the railroad had done during the year. He ex pressed fear that the wave of prohibi tion sweeping ovog the country would be a possible means of reducing traf fic. He also denounced agitation along the line* of rate regulation and other reformative legislation. The executive committee of one from each county was elected and a large number of delegates left by spe- : cial train tonight for Helena, Montana, to attend the National Association. Resolutions were adopted unalter- ' ably opposing the Burkett bill, or any j system of federal leasing of range ! lands; condemning the policy of the administration management of forest ' reseive and the grazing fee system. The Black Hills forestry policy was also condemned and the convention is op posed to the regulations issued by pub lic land officials. Gifford Plnchot's ad ministration of the forestry bureau was opposed and the alleged dissemina tion of misleading statements in Eastern newspapers and magazines was condemned. Newspapers in Wy- I ftiiiing which oppose the so-called Pin chot policies were commended, the convention condemning the utterances J of certain newspapers. Congress is to be petitioned for the enactment of a law to make the mini mum speed of stock trains between feeding points not. less than fifteen ; miles an hour, including all stops. A pathological bureau in the state was favored and the State Board of Sheep Commissioners is commended. The present tariff on wool, hides nnd sugar was approved and Senator Clark and Congressman Mondoll were Indorsed in their work, both in and out of Con press, particularly on the public land 1 question. Governor Brooks of Wyom ing was also commended. Resolution j 12 was only one not approved, only twenty-five delegates voting for it and double that number against. It critl- i cised the President ami opposition to such action was led by Governor i Brooks and William Daley of Rawlins. Western Live Stock Exposition. Denver.—*Vtlh a premium nnd prize list aggregating over $8,500, and with a larger list of entries of fine blooded stock than was ever gathered together west of Chicago, the Western Live Stock Exposition will open Its gates to the public January 20th. All ar rangements for the big show have been completed practically. The management of the stock show Is going to take no chances with the weather this year. In previous years there has been some complaint made that there was no proper place in which to exhibit the horses, the cat tle, the hogs and the sheep. When the weather tinned bad during the show there was cause for this com plaint. This year, however, a spacious pavilion, capable of seating between 2,000 and 2,000 persons has been erected at the stock yards. A big cir cle of seats built In tiers surrounds the show ring. The pavilion is cov ered and besides Is heated by steam, so that, no mutter what the weather, spectators will be as comfortably housed as though they were seated in an opera house. The active management of the stock show this year is in the hands of Col onel W. K. Skinner, who was for a number of years at the head of the In ternational live stock exposition in Chicago nnd who built it up Into the greatest live stock show In the world. Thaw Jury Completed. New York. —The second Jury to try Harry K. Thaw for the killing of Stan- ' ford White was completed Friday af ternoon. As a whole the Jury Is made j up of a most intelligent body of busi- ; ness men. most of whom are at mid dle age or over. When the panel had finally been completed, after many vexatious delays, and after the exer- | else of twenty-three peremptory chal lenges by the defense and twenty by the people. Thaw announced that he , was entirely satisfied and in fact well ; pleased with the twelve men. Young Mrs. Thaw, who has watched the se lection of the Jury with the keenest interest, also declared that she was well satisfied. “They are much nicer than the men I selected last year,” she said, as court adjourned, and Thaw exclaimed that i he echoed his wife’s sentiments. The Jury as finally completed stands : as follows: One, Charles F. Gremmels, ship broker, foreman; 2, Arthur B. Naeth- ! ing, employing baker; 3, George W. i Cary, dry goods; 4, George C. Rup precht, salesman; 5, John H. Holbert, j mineral waters; 6, David E. Arrow smitJi, manager; 7, William F. Doollt- ! tie, auditor’s clerk; 8, William H. Me- j Hugh, clerk; 9. Frank Howell, man- i ufacturer; 10, William Burck, assist ant secretary Y. M. C. A.; 11. Francis Dovale, real estate; 12. James A. j Hooper, meats and provisions. Hall for Irrigation Congress. Albuquerque. N. M.—At the meeting of the board of control of the National Irrigation Congress here Friday night it was voted to expend $20,000 on a convention hall for the meeting here next fall. Plans are being drawn for the hall and for buildings for the great industrial exposition covering hun dreds of acres, to be held in conjunc tion with the irrigation congress. Chief Forester Plnchot and the rec lamation service are co-operating with the congress officials to make the na tional irrigation meeting and exposi tion the greatest thing of the kind ever held in the Southwest. Colorado, Texas. Arizona nnd Utah will take part in the exposition which it is planned to make a record-breaking ex hibit of the resources of the vast Irri gated lands of the Southwest. District Attorney Cranston Resigns. Denver. —Earl M. Cranston, United States district attorney for Colorado, who has offered his resignation to en able him to devote more time to his practice as a member of the law firm of Cranston, Pitkin & Moore, left Sat urday for Washington to confer with the President respecting his resigna tion. the reason therefor, and also to explain regarding the prosecutions of citizens charged with offenses against the public lands’ acts. Mr. Cranston’s resignation baa not been officially ac cepted. The Matter With It. “What is the matter with my poem?" asked the amateur contribut or; "isn't the meter all right?” "Oh, yes,” replied the editor, "the meter Is excellent." "I think if you look again you will find that the rhymes are faultless.” "The rhymes are very good, quite Ingenious, I might say." "Then why do you decline it?” "You have forgotten to say any thing.” Sheer white goods, In fact, any fine wash goods when new, owe much or their attractiveness to the way they are laundered, this being done in a manner to enhance their textile beau ty. Home laundering would be equal ly satisfactory if proper attention was given to starching, the first essential being good Starch, which has sufficient strength to stiffen, without thickening the goods. Try Defiance Starch and you will be pleasantly surprised at the Improved appearance of your work. May Change Conditions. A process has been discovered by a Shanghai scientist of softening nnd degummlng the ramie fiber, by which It becomes superior to cotton yarn and much like silk. A secret process does the work in ten minutes. This Is likely to revolutionize the textile trade of China and to affect the United States cotton exports. Garfield Tea purifies the blood, eradi cating rheumatism, gout and other chron ic diseases. It is made of Hcrbs-not drugs! There Is no earthly reason why lightning shouldn't strike twice in the Bame place—that is, providing It can find the place. ONLY ONE “BROMO QUININE” That Is I,AXATIVB IIIIOM'* OCININK. Look for the signature of K. W. (WIOVIC. Lm-U llae World Mer to Cure a Cold In One l»»y. ittc. A man who says a mean tmng about another man isn't half as mean as the man who repeats it. ICASTORIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the \_ /(y M* Signature /AxT of Xt AI r wt #l\ IM ft \l|P 4Alf ft In AtJ. Use 1 IV B» V Jg Lnr 11 1/01* v rui Uici Thirty Years CASTORIA E..CI Copy of Wrapper. ... ... Shirt Bosoms, Collars and Cults price per package but con - // i,-tin only n ounces. Note / / ''*• the difference. Ask your I I grocer for DEFIANCE STARCH. I f Insist on getting it and you will never I use uoy other biaud. Defiance Starch Company> Omaha, NeJ». MEN. BOY*. WOMEn! MISSESAND CHILDREN. « L 8 w.l feuflM $4 and $6 6ilt Idea Show Carnot Da Equalled At Aar We*'*® o 5 a w OAVTIOW. W. L. DoacUs wmm and pries la raped on bottom. Tf»k» Wo ■ohstltMte. SYMPATHY. lie? —Yaas! Several years ago 1 fell in love with a girl, but sho re jected me—made a regular fool of me, in fact. She—How sad! And you’ve never got over it. 0 The Starfish Analyzed The starfish, one of the lowest forma of life, has on its back about 25.000 jaws or hands arranged in rings and bands. By the aid of these it cap tures many animals for food, even quick, active fish of considerable size. Prof. Jennings of Johns Hopkins hue photographed the starfish at dinner, and has discovered that even thia low form of animal life has "habits.” W. N. U.. DENVER. NO. 3, 1908.