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But He's Thankful.
"Now tho poet goes his way,
peddling poetry clay by day.”
"And,” added the bard, “those of
you who have trouble In disposing of
gilt-edged securities can imagine what
the poor poet is up against.”—Kansas
City Journal.
“And me thought the air grew denser.
Incense from an unseen censer?” mur
mured the poet.
"Naw,” responded a practical per
son. “Gasoline from a buzzwagon that
just passed.”—Kansas City Journal.
The Best He Could Do.
Adam was blaming the woman.
“There were no malefactors of great
wealth,” he explained.
Considering his disadvantages, all
agreed he had met the responsibility
as gracefully as possible.—New York
“Well, Sepperl, what about the
goose your father was going to send
“Dunno, teacher, but it’s getting
well again.”—Transatlantic Tales.
Breaking the News With an Ax.
Captain Pritchard of the Mauretania
was talking about sailors.
"We are a bluff lot,” he said. “Did
you ever hear about the sailor and the
“Well, once upon a time an old lady
was returning from abroad with a par
rot, of which she was very fond. She
intrusted the bird, with many admon
itions to a sailor for the voyage.
“Seasickness, or something, killed
the parrot the third day out. The sail
or, knowing how upset the old lady
would be, could not bring himself to
tell her the sad tidings, but asked a
companion, famous for his skill in
such matters, to break the bud news to
her very, very gently. The man as
“And approaching the old lady with
a tragical face, the famous news
breaker touched his cap and said:
“ ’l'm afraid that ’ere bird o’ yourn
ain’t goln’ to live long, ma’am.’
"’Oh, dear!’ exclaimed the old lady
in alarm. ’Why?’
" * ’Cause he’s dead,' was the reply.”
, Recent excavations on the site of
Jericho have laid bare the historic
city wall of burned lime brick on a
stone foundation, whilo whole rows of
houses have been uncovered.
The Social Sense.
An enthusiastic teacher in the slum
district of a large city once gathered
her flock and led them to a vacant lot,
where she proposed they should create
their own playground. The idea was
received with wHd enthusiasm, and
the youngsters fell to work with a will
removing stones and debris. In the
midst of the excitement a large boy
was needed to move a particularly ob
stinate stone.
"Smith, Smith,” called the teacher
to one of her star pupils, "come aDd
help us.”
The boy came with seeming reluct
ance, and having removed the stone,
drew the teacher aside.
"Say, teacher.” he begged, “please
don’t call me Smith.”
"Why, what am I to call you?” she
asked in astonishment.
"Schmitty, please, teacher. You see.
I’m Smith in society; but, here, I’m
Schmitty on the dump.”
Senator Mose’s E. Clapp of Minne
sota, the junior senator from that
state, bears a remarkable likeness to
former Senator John A. Logan. His
coal-black hair, eyes, mustache and
massive figure make hltn a striking
figure on the floor of the senate.
Alveolar Dentistry.
A dir.tlnct advance in dental science.
Loose and falling teeth saved. Pyor
rhea and all the diseases of the gums
cured. Missing teeth rcpVced with
cut plates or bridgework. Booklet
free. The Rex Dental Company. Rooui3
20 to 25, 728 Sixteenth street, Denver.
Denver Directory
A>|i your dealer for lh>m. Take no olh»r
CTfIVP REPAIRS of »v»rr known maki
uiuitof atovo. furnnr* or ranirn. 000. A.
l* a llen. IS3I Uwrencr. Urn nrer. Phono 725.
•vrirro pi.ant*. >kkim. «■•*• «n« a-tb.
I ULLV Kreo Cat lov-. In i-rn'l Niitmiilm,
| fILLw iH-nvrr. Coo. A|C«-n(* WiiiiUml.
European Plan. SI .50 and Upward.
pi nOICT Flnrnl de»tßn* for lod«M and
rLUnIOI funeral*. cut (lower*packed an 1
chinned on short notice. Thurston M. U. Smith,
Telephone Main SSHO. 2061 I-awrenc* 81.
Factory 1801-0 Market MU Dourer.
Harness in ovary style. Saddles of every de
scription. Ask your dealer for "the Suioolh
est L.ine in the West "
Electric Needle Specialist.
Fnperfluous hair. mole*, birthmark*, etc. 312 17th
Street (Opposite Brown Palace >. Main 31M.
Most delightful country on earth,
rqlse tigs, oranges and nil kinds of gar
den truck, four crops per year. Send
15c for Gulf Coast Magazine. Issued
quarterly. 100 pages Interesting read
ing on this country. The Klmhnll
Agency Co., 909 17th St. Denver. Colo.
Established in Colprado.lB66. Samples by mail or
express will receiae prompt and careful alien' ion
Sold A Silier Bullion •*gg-i3SSfii!SSr t
Coscsotratioi Tnti- 1M
1736-173A Lawrence St.. Denver. Cols*
Manufacturers of the World's Urea teat
5 factoMcs; 5 separate makes of pianos.
Capital and surplus $2.500.000.00. Huy from
the manufacturers, the dealers do. Address
1621 California Mt.. Denver.
48,000 KIMBALL
i pianos and organs were sold last year,
t Think what this means to the Intend-
I ln«r buyer. Can you afford to take a
I chance on some unknown make, when
f we will sell you
| PIANOS and ir.TA',
on terms to suit
you? Write today UHaANS I
for our illustrated —-»—f
1 Kimball catalogue. Every piano buyer
should have it. Mention whether you
are interested in pianos or organs.
The Knigrr-Campbell Music Co.
■slshUshsd IBM.
1625-16 U Califerato Dearer. Cwlw.
Nature and a woman’s work com
bined have produced the grandest |
remedy for woman’s ills that the
world has ever known.
In the good old-fashioned days of
our grandmothers they relied upon
the roots and herbs of the field to
cure disease and mitigate suffering.
The Indians on our Western
Plains to-day can produce roots and
herbs for every ailment, and cure
diseases that baffle the most skilled
physicians who have spent years in
the study of drugs.
From the roots and herbs of the
field Lydia E. Pinkham more than
thirty years ago gave to the women
of the world a remedy for their pe
culiar ills, more potent and effica
cious than any combination of drugs.
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound is now recognized as the
standard remedy for woman’s ills.
Mrs. Bertha Muff, of 616 N.C. St,
Louisiana, Mo., writes:
“ Complete restoration to health
means so much to me that for the sake
of other suffering women I am willing
to make my troubles public.
“For twelve years I had been suffer
ing with the worst forms of female ills.
During that time I had eleven different
physicians without help. No tongue
can tell what I suffered, and at times I
could hardly walk. About two years
ago I wrote Mrs. Pinkham for advice.
I followed it, and can truly say that
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound and Mrs. Pinkham’s advice re
stored health and strength. It is
worth mountains of gold to suffering
What Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound did for Mrs. Muff,
it will do for other suffering women.
After This Who Can Doubt the Power
of Love 7
George had been away on business
for a whole long week, and during
that time he had sent Clara ten let
ters, six letter-cards and 42 picture
Why, then, was there a touch of
coldness In her greeting when ho flew
to her arms on his return?
"Dearest,” he whispered, “what Is
the matter?”
“Oh, George," she said, “you didn't
send a kiss in your ninth letter.”
"My precious,” lie replied, “that
night I had steak and onions for din
ner, and you wouldn’t have liked a
kiss after onions, would you?"
And, such is the unfathomable pow
er of love, she was satisfied, and nes
tled to him.
Baby Had Severe Attack—Grandfather
Suffered Torments with It—
Owe Recovery to Cuticura.
“In 1884 my grandson, a babe, had
an attack of eczema, and after trying
the doctors to the extent of heavy bills
and an increase of the disease and suf
fering, I recommended Cuticura and
In a few weeks the child was well. Ho
Is to-day a strong man and absolutely
free from the disease. A few years
ago I contracted eczema, and became
an intense sufferer. A whole winter
passed without once having on shoes,
nearly from the knees to the toes be
ing covered with virulent sores. I tried
many doctors to no purpose. Then I
procured the Cuticura Remedies and
found immediate improvement and
final cure. M.W. Laßue, 845 Seventh St.,
Louisville, Ky., Apr. 23 and May 14, ’07.”
All Lost.
David Belasco, the playwright and
manager, was talking about matinee
Idols. "Strange,” he said, "tho fasci
nation that they exert upon young
girls. I overheard the other day a
literary conversation that is apropos.
Two men were conversing. “Did you
ever read Shakespeare’s "Love’s La
bor Lost”?’ said the first. 'No,'
growled the second bald head, ‘but
I’ve taken my best girl to the theater,
and heard her rave all through the
show about the leading man's heaven
ly hair.’ ”
Laundry work at home would be
much more satisfactory if the right
Starch were used. In order to get the
desired stiffness, it is usually neces
sary to use so much starch that the
beauty and fineness of the fabric is
hidden behind a paste of varying
thickness, which not only destroys the
appearance, but also affects the wear
ing quality of the goods. This trou
ble can be entirely overcome by using
Defiance Starch, as it can be applied
much more thinly because of its great
er strength than other makes.
He Was Willing.
In the morning mail the busy editor
found the following written on a pos
tal card: "Dear Sir —I have just grad
uated from a correspondence school
of journalism. Would you like to
have me write for your paper? J.
Alexander McNutt.”
Seizing his trusty pencil, the busy
editor dashed off the following reply:
"Dear J. Alex. —Certainly we would
be pleased to have you write for our
paper. Kindly address your letter to
the circulation manager and inclose
the regular subscription price.”
A Sore Puzzle.
“How did that secret ever get out?”
“I can’t Imagine. She only told
about a dozen of her acquaintances In
strict confidence.”
Washington.—ln a personal lettei
which ho has addressed to the Presi
dent and vice president, Speaker Can
non and all members of Congress, the
justices of the Supreme Court, mem
bers of the cabinet and the Washing
ton newspaper correspondents, George
W. Cook, Republican congressman-at
large, from Colorado, severely ar-
I raigns the administration for its
course in prosecuting alleged infrac
tions of the public land laws in Colo-
I rado.
Congressman Cook’s letter follows:
"My Dear Sir—l most earnestly pro
test against tho continued high
handed, pernicious ‘ political persecu
tion made by certain of the depart
ment bureaus of the government in
this city, branding many of our most
honorable, upright and law-abiding bus
iness men of Colorado as criminals.
’Their only information and au
thority for such malicious statements
are reports made to them by non-resi
dent special agents and prosecutors
sent to Colorado, whose uccusutlons
against Innocent men are for the sole
purpose of securing personal promo
tion in Washington and the opportun
ity for the governmental bureaus here
to disseminate among the press
throughout the country misrepresenta
tious as to timber land and coal
thieves that do not exist in Colorado.
"Judge Robert E. Lewis, of the
United States District Court, Denver,
on December 24th, 26th, and 3Uth,
quashed all of the indictments against
some thirty of our most worthy and
reputable citizens, several of whom
have been engaged actively in business
In Colorado for thirty years, on the
ground that the government had abso
lutely failed to furnish any evidence
whatever against these men —a most
stinging and severe rebuke by Judge
Lewis (an appointee of the present
"Active preparations were made by
certain high officials in Washington
for the prosecution of these cases.
They condemn honorable men of un
questioned integrity before they were
found guilty of any violation of the law
or even given an opportunity of de
“Judge Lewis' decision gives univer
sal satisfaction to all our people in
Colorado regardless of their political
affiliations and is endorsed by our
press; in fact, every newspaper in the
state most heartily commends Judge
Lewis’ action The truth has been vin
“In this connection I beg to call at
tention to editorial below from The
Denver Republican of December 26,
1907; also editorial of December 25,
1907. written by ex-Senator T. M. Pat
terson of the Kocky Mountain News,
Congressman Cook then continues:
"Referring to the action taken at the
last Cabinet meeting of the year. De
cember 31st, as to the Colorado cases,
the President criticised the judiciary
ami authorized the attorney general as
" 'The government will use every
means in its power to bring about in
the higher courts disapproval of the de
cision rendered in Colorado by Judge
“Our citizens are ready and willing
to meet the issue raised by the impul
sive administration, hut ns to the pur
pose on the part of the latter I can
not comprehend, unless it is to con
tinue in the ‘limelight,’ and therefore
the country will he saved —from the
bureaucrat’s point of view.
"The unprecedented and dictatorial
encroachment of the executive against
the executive and judicial departments
of the government is almost a daily
threat to the peace and prosperity of
tlie republic and should be knocked on
the head by the constitutional decis
ion of the Supreme Court of the
United States.
“An article in the Washington Star
of December 31st quotes the commis
sioner of the land office as saying:
“‘They will call eighty violations of
the land laws in Colorado to the atten
tion of the grand Jury and some of
these may Involve a number of per
sons whom Judge Lewis has dis
"This is a subterfuge bordering on
the farcical and is disseminated to
the press of the country for the pur
pose of misleading the public as to
so-called land frauds that do not and
havo not existed in Colorado.
“Our citizens In Colorado have with
patience submitted to these persecu
tions for alleged offenses, and every
fair minded citizen should join in com
mendation of the fact that we have in
our beloved country true judges who
have the courage of their convictions
and believe in Justice to every citizen
and a real ‘square deal’ emphasized.
"In conclusion I beg to say I as
sume the personal responsibility for
statements herein made.”
Colorado visitors and members of
the Colorado delegation decline to dis
cuss Representative Cook’s state
Non-Union Miners at Work.
Goldfield, Nev.—Nearly 200 new men
took jobs in the mines Saturday, most
of them former members of tho West
ern Federation of Miners. All of the
active raining district is picketed by
hundreds of federation men who
swarm the hills in droves attempting
to influence the miners to quit work.
The miners have to run a gauntlet
nearly half a mile long to get to the
quarters provided by the mine owners
but so far few have seceded.
Children Trampled to Death.
Barnsley. England.—Sixteen chil
dren were trampled to death and forty
others, several of whom can not live,
were injured in a mad rush for better
Beats at an entertainment given in the
public hall on the afternoon of Janu
ary 11th. With a view of relieving
over crowding In the gallery, the at
tendants decided to transfer some of
the children to the body of the bouse
and one usher called out, “Some of you
children come down stairs.” Immedi
ately tbe rush, started, and within a
few seconds hundreds of children woro
trampled underfoot
Often The Kidneys Are
Weakened by Over-Work.
Unhealthy Kidneys Make Impure Blood.
It used to be considered that only ■
urinary and bladder troubles were to be
_ (rnrPfl to l-idnn^-c
traced to the kidneys, i
L but now modern
j] science proves that i
j/ nearly all diseases
have their beginning
in the disorder of
these most important
Tile kidneys filter
and purif y the blood—
that is their work.
- 1.: ;
Therefore, when yourkidneysare weak
or out of order, you can understand how
quickly your entire body is affected and
how every orgau seems to fail to do its
If you are sick or “ feel badly,” begin
taking the great kidney remedy, Dr.
Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, because as soon
as your kidneys are well they will help
all the other organs to health. A trial
will convince anyone.
If you are sick you can make no mis
take by first doctoring your kidneys.
The mild and the extraordinary effect of
Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, the great
kidnev remedy, is soon realized. It
stands the highest for its wonderful cures
of the most distressing cases, and is sold
on its merits by all
druggists in fifty-cent,
ami otie-dollar size|
bottles. You may
have a sample bottle nom* nf Swamp-Root,
bv mail free, also a pamphlet telling you
liow to find out if you have kidney or
bladder trouble. Mention this paper
when writing to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bing
hamton, N. Y. Don’t make any mistake,
but remember the name, Swamp-Root,
I)r. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root, and the ad
dress, Binghamton, N. Y., on every bottle.
First Thought in Irishman’s Mind Af
ter the Accident.
Railroad claim-agents have little
faith in their fellow creatures. One
said recently: ‘‘Every time I settle a
claim with one of these hard-headed
rural residents who wants the rail
rond to pay twice what ho would
charge the butcher if he gets a sheep
killed. I think of this story, illustra
tive of the way some people want to
hold the railroad rcnponslblo for
every accident, of whatever kind, that
happens. Two Irishmen were driving
home from town one night when their
buggy ran into a ditch, overturned,
and they were both stunned. When a
rescuer came along and revived them,
the first thing one of them said was:
‘Where’s the train?’ ’Why. there’s no
train around,’ he was told. 'Then
where's the railroad?’ 'The nearest
railroad is three miles away,’ he
learned. ‘Well, well.' he commented.
‘I knew It lilt us pretty hard, but I
didn't suppose it knocked us three
miles from tho track.’"
Stern Parent—l hadn't any of the
advantages you have had. How do
you suppose I have got on as I have?
Young Hopeless (intending to make
a soothing reply) —Er—I expect the
grass wouldn't grow under your feet,
A Busy Locality.
Jack is the elght-yearold son of a
Philadelphia suburban merchant, and
not long ago made his first visit to
New York with his father. The
Btrenuoslty of the big town got on
the boy's nerves, and by bedtime he
was about run down. He tumbled
into bed quite regardless of certain
duties, hut his father was more ob
“Don't forget to say your prayers,
my boy,” he said.
"O, what's the use, pop?" respond
ed the boy. "God's too busy over hero
to bother with a little thing like that.”
The father was shocked, but under
the circumstances he thought it best
not to urge his son. —Lippincott's
Didn’t Like Being Btarved.
A man running on a railroad has to
be in good condition all the time or he
is liable to do harm to himself and
A clear head is necessary to run a
locomotive or conduct a train. Even
a railroad man's appetite and diges
tion are matters of importance, as the
clear brain and steady hand result
from the healthy appetite followed by
the proper digestion of food.
"For the past five years," writes a
railroader, "I have been constantly
troubled with Indigestion. Every doc
tor I consulted seemed to want to
starve me to death. First 1 was diet
ed on warm water and toast until 1
was almost starved; then, when they
would let me eat, the indigestion
would be right back again.
"Only temporary relief came f r om
remedies, and I tried about all of them
I saw advertised. About three months
ago a friend advised me to try Grape-
Nuts food. The very first day 1 no
ticed that my appetite was satisfied,
which had not been the case before,
that I can remember.
"In a week, I believe, I had more
energy than ever before in my life. I
have gained seven pounds and have
not had a touch of indigestion since
I have been eating Grape-Nuts. When
my wife saw bow much good this food
was doing me she thought she would
try It awhile. We believe the dis
coverer of Grape-Nuts found the ‘Per
fect Food.’ ”
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read "Tbe Road to Well
ville,” in pkgs. "There’s a Reason.”
Condemn Government Forect Reserve
And Fee Grazing Pol.cy.
Laramie, Wyo.—The Fourth annual
convention of the Wyoming Wool
Growers’ Association closed Saturday
night after selecting Rawlins as tuo
place of the 1901) meeting and re-elect
ing J. A. Dclfeldur of Wolton, presi
dent; E. J. Hell of Laramie, vice presi
dent, and George S. Walker of Chey
enne, secretary-treasurer.
General Manager Moliler of the
Union Pacific, addressed the conven
tion, telling telling what the railroad
had done during the year. He ex
pressed fear that the wave of prohibi
tion sweeping ovog the country would
be a possible means of reducing traf
fic. He also denounced agitation along
the line* of rate regulation and other
reformative legislation.
The executive committee of one
from each county was elected and a
large number of delegates left by spe- :
cial train tonight for Helena, Montana,
to attend the National Association.
Resolutions were adopted unalter- '
ably opposing the Burkett bill, or any j
system of federal leasing of range !
lands; condemning the policy of the
administration management of forest '
reseive and the grazing fee system.
The Black Hills forestry policy was also
condemned and the convention is op
posed to the regulations issued by pub
lic land officials. Gifford Plnchot's ad
ministration of the forestry bureau
was opposed and the alleged dissemina
tion of misleading statements in
Eastern newspapers and magazines
was condemned. Newspapers in Wy- I
ftiiiing which oppose the so-called Pin
chot policies were commended, the
convention condemning the utterances J
of certain newspapers.
Congress is to be petitioned for the
enactment of a law to make the mini
mum speed of stock trains between
feeding points not. less than fifteen ;
miles an hour, including all stops. A
pathological bureau in the state was
favored and the State Board of Sheep
Commissioners is commended. The
present tariff on wool, hides nnd sugar
was approved and Senator Clark and
Congressman Mondoll were Indorsed
in their work, both in and out of Con
press, particularly on the public land 1
question. Governor Brooks of Wyom
ing was also commended. Resolution j
12 was only one not approved, only
twenty-five delegates voting for it and
double that number against. It critl- i
cised the President ami opposition to
such action was led by Governor i
Brooks and William Daley of Rawlins.
Western Live Stock Exposition.
Denver.—*Vtlh a premium nnd prize
list aggregating over $8,500, and with
a larger list of entries of fine blooded
stock than was ever gathered together
west of Chicago, the Western Live
Stock Exposition will open Its gates
to the public January 20th. All ar
rangements for the big show have
been completed practically.
The management of the stock show
Is going to take no chances with the
weather this year. In previous years
there has been some complaint made
that there was no proper place in
which to exhibit the horses, the cat
tle, the hogs and the sheep. When
the weather tinned bad during the
show there was cause for this com
plaint. This year, however, a spacious
pavilion, capable of seating between
2,000 and 2,000 persons has been
erected at the stock yards. A big cir
cle of seats built In tiers surrounds
the show ring. The pavilion is cov
ered and besides Is heated by steam,
so that, no mutter what the weather,
spectators will be as comfortably
housed as though they were seated
in an opera house.
The active management of the stock
show this year is in the hands of Col
onel W. K. Skinner, who was for a
number of years at the head of the In
ternational live stock exposition in
Chicago nnd who built it up Into the
greatest live stock show In the world.
Thaw Jury Completed.
New York. —The second Jury to try
Harry K. Thaw for the killing of Stan- '
ford White was completed Friday af
ternoon. As a whole the Jury Is made j
up of a most intelligent body of busi- ;
ness men. most of whom are at mid
dle age or over. When the panel had
finally been completed, after many
vexatious delays, and after the exer- |
else of twenty-three peremptory chal
lenges by the defense and twenty by
the people. Thaw announced that he ,
was entirely satisfied and in fact well ;
pleased with the twelve men. Young
Mrs. Thaw, who has watched the se
lection of the Jury with the keenest
interest, also declared that she was
well satisfied.
“They are much nicer than the men I
selected last year,” she said, as court
adjourned, and Thaw exclaimed that i
he echoed his wife’s sentiments.
The Jury as finally completed stands :
as follows:
One, Charles F. Gremmels, ship
broker, foreman; 2, Arthur B. Naeth- !
ing, employing baker; 3, George W. i
Cary, dry goods; 4, George C. Rup
precht, salesman; 5, John H. Holbert, j
mineral waters; 6, David E. Arrow
smitJi, manager; 7, William F. Doollt- !
tie, auditor’s clerk; 8, William H. Me- j
Hugh, clerk; 9. Frank Howell, man- i
ufacturer; 10, William Burck, assist
ant secretary Y. M. C. A.; 11. Francis
Dovale, real estate; 12. James A. j
Hooper, meats and provisions.
Hall for Irrigation Congress.
Albuquerque. N. M.—At the meeting
of the board of control of the National
Irrigation Congress here Friday night
it was voted to expend $20,000 on a
convention hall for the meeting here
next fall. Plans are being drawn for the
hall and for buildings for the great
industrial exposition covering hun
dreds of acres, to be held in conjunc
tion with the irrigation congress.
Chief Forester Plnchot and the rec
lamation service are co-operating with
the congress officials to make the na
tional irrigation meeting and exposi
tion the greatest thing of the kind ever
held in the Southwest. Colorado,
Texas. Arizona nnd Utah will take
part in the exposition which it is
planned to make a record-breaking ex
hibit of the resources of the vast Irri
gated lands of the Southwest.
District Attorney Cranston Resigns.
Denver. —Earl M. Cranston, United
States district attorney for Colorado,
who has offered his resignation to en
able him to devote more time to his
practice as a member of the law firm
of Cranston, Pitkin & Moore, left Sat
urday for Washington to confer with
the President respecting his resigna
tion. the reason therefor, and also to
explain regarding the prosecutions of
citizens charged with offenses against
the public lands’ acts. Mr. Cranston’s
resignation baa not been officially ac
The Matter With It.
“What is the matter with my
poem?" asked the amateur contribut
or; "isn't the meter all right?”
"Oh, yes,” replied the editor, "the
meter Is excellent."
"I think if you look again you will
find that the rhymes are faultless.”
"The rhymes are very good, quite
Ingenious, I might say."
"Then why do you decline it?”
"You have forgotten to say any
Sheer white goods, In fact, any fine
wash goods when new, owe much or
their attractiveness to the way they
are laundered, this being done in a
manner to enhance their textile beau
ty. Home laundering would be equal
ly satisfactory if proper attention was
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find the place.
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lie? —Yaas! Several years ago 1
fell in love with a girl, but sho re
jected me—made a regular fool of
me, in fact.
She—How sad! And you’ve never
got over it. 0
The Starfish Analyzed
The starfish, one of the lowest forma
of life, has on its back about 25.000
jaws or hands arranged in rings and
bands. By the aid of these it cap
tures many animals for food, even
quick, active fish of considerable size.
Prof. Jennings of Johns Hopkins hue
photographed the starfish at dinner,
and has discovered that even thia low
form of animal life has "habits.”
W. N. U.. DENVER. NO. 3, 1908.

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