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FUNNY SIDE A Traglo Possibility. Uncle Leven, a grizzled old wood awyer, was told by a lady for whom le had ben working to wait in the ritchen for his supper. Aunt Caroline, he cook, filled his plate with choice >«lts from the “great house” table, and Uncle Leven fell upon them with- rel ish. Soon, however, a cloud crossed bis face. “What all yon, Unc* Leven?” asked Aunt Caroline solicitously. “Is you sot er pain?** “ ’Taln’t dat. Bis* Calline.” said Uncle Leven, “Bet I*s 'feared I’ll git filled up befo* I eats all I wants.” — South’s Companion. After Sizing Him Up. The jury In the breach of promise case had just filed In. The Judge— What Is your verdict, gentlemen? The Foreman—We award the plain tiff $250. The Judge—Will the defendant stand up? I request the Jury to look him over. And now I want to ask your foreman tf he punctuated that amount property? Wasn’t It $2.60? Very well; nest ease. Not Tender All Over. A beggar bad been for a long time besieging an old, gouty, testy, limping gentleman, who refused his mite with great Irritability, opon which the men dicant said: “Ah, please your honor’s honor, I wish providence had made your heart half as tender aa your feet.** —Tltr Bits. HIS AMBITION. Tim —Oee! I wleht 1 owned one of dem machines. Mickey What’s youse talkin’ erbout; dem’s only fer rich people. Tim —I know, but I wuz thinkin’ wot a figure 1 could cut wid de goila. Why Not? Tbs days are growing longer. Tbs nights begin to shrink; Why not let your hopes be stronger, And put doubt upon the blinkf The Only Place to Escape. •Where is he from?” “I don’t know, but I think he was raised on a desert Island.” “What In the world makes yon think that?” “He says no woman ever made a fool of him.” Sweet Innocence •T never am at my best,” he said, “unless I get at least eight hours of sleep every night.” “What late hours you must be In the habit of keeping,** she Innocently re plied^—Judge. Wonders. “We hare a stenographer In our ofr floe who turns up her nose at choco late creams.” “That’s nothing—nothing at all. We have an offloe boy who reads the Bi ble to acquire a literary style.” Visible Misfortune. “Oashlt tries hard to hide the fact that he is ashamed of his misfortune In having a father In such an humble walk In life.’* "Well, he for his misfortune la a parent.” This is The Electric Age We can'supply you with any of the Electric Heating devices on the market today, from a Curler tb an Electric Range. Have a separate meter installed and have your Electric appliances on a separate circuit from your lighting system. We can quote you a lower price per K. W. hour consumption on off peak business of this kind. ■ : Off peak meaning current used at other times than between the hours of five and ten o'clock P. M. A load'for our machinery during the day is what we want. Ask us.. Lamar Electric & Heating Co. g&vjt. mmmmmm ■emeuss esessi sen magazines] Leave your order for club 5 subscriptions for magazines I A Square Deal for all the people all the time. I | Lamar Drug Co. | UIiKADIXG PRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTS i mmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmrn J. M. WILLIAMS CHARLES MAXWELL L. J. BORING J. D. SPOON** President Vice President Cashier Ase’t Css* er Citizens State Bank LAMAR, COLORADO CAPITAL STOCK $35,000 bUPFLUS • 10.000 We Invite you to transact your bu siness with this bank, and endeavor to give prompt and efficient service by p ersonal and courteous treatment to our customers. DIRECTORS: J. M. WILLIAMS CHARLES MAXWELL GEO. A. EVERETT L. J. BORING I. L. MAXWELL S I. BORTON E R JON VS StFfcTV HP II*MIT HOT ' « TEXAS! TEXAS! If you contemplate making a change, come to my office and I will tell you all about lower Rio Grande Valley of the Gulf Coast Country. I have just returned after having made a careful investigation of that country, from Houston to Brownville. It is a better place to go than California. Come in and get literature which gives correct and truthful information. Cheap Homeseekers Excursions every Ist and 3rd Tuesdays. GEO. A WATSON Lamar, Colorado MORTON STRAIN B. T. McCIiAVK Ij - f. AI>AMS I*resident Vice Pren. Cashier CAPITAL #50,000 THE LAMAR NATIONAL BANK Succepsor to STAT E BANK OF LAMAR LAMAR, COLORADO DIRECTORS: Morton Strain, B. T. NcOUjie, L. F. Adame, M. J. McMilltn, C. M. Lee, C. S. Smith, A. Deeper. We wont your business, large or small, and. offer ever} facility consistent with safe and conservative banking Account* Received Subject to Cbeick. Mopmy Orders Bold. SILVER BROS. MERC. CO. WHOLESALE & RETAIL GROCERS BAST SIDE MAIN ST. ’PHONES: LAMAR 56 & 57 FARM SEEDS The following is a List of ca r seeds which we have just unload ed. This is a very fine car and Is clean as ribbon and all nice plump seed. Will be pleased to have you come and examine our stock. We <-an then quote you price and will make special prices on large quan tities. I.ots of other seed; not enumerated: Blue Grass Mixed Feed Millet White Ctover Hemp Blue stem Spring Wheat Sunflower Utah Sonora Spring Wheat Imp. Sunflower Durum Spring Wheat Charcoal Spring Rye Orange Cane Huiiess Barley Blk. Amber Cane Navy Beans Milo Maize feed Flax MiLo Maize Seed Yellow Corn Red Kaffir Field Corn White Kaffir White Cbm Red Amber Cane 6.Row Barley Broom Corn, Dwarf Hog Millet Broom Corn, Standard German Millet White Flint Corn Common Millet Canada Field Feus Siberian Millet White Seed Oats Jap. Millet Alfalfa Seed We also have coining some broom corn seed from Illinois. Broom corn from tills seed is recommended to us as being absolutely pure. We want you to see this seed before buying. We will have both the Standard and Dwarf. The Lamar Seed Company V. H. KELSEY. Manager. QUALITY in COAL is ECONOMY YOU can economize by ordering your Coal from u«, Our Canon Coal* show the highest heat units of any Canon Coal mined and are handled in the most up-to-date man ner. Stored in weather proof bins with concrete floors. Every order is carefully screened before you get it, thereby eliminating all chances f , I your getting any slack or dirt in your coal. As a matter of fact We want all the slack ourselves for steam pur poses. Our furnace coal can’t be beat. It will pay you to try our $5. domes tic coal. We are headquarters for Grain, Hay, Cotton Seed Products, Prepared Hen Feed and Poultry Supplies. STRAIN BROS. PHONE LAMAR 9. Hardware, Furniture, Tinware Harness, etc We carry the largest stock in oar line ever carried in eastern Colorado and can sell to yon at lowest prices ever known in ti e Arkansas valley. THE LAMAR HARDWARE CO.