A Traglo Possibility.
Uncle Leven, a grizzled old wood
awyer, was told by a lady for whom
le had ben working to wait in the
ritchen for his supper. Aunt Caroline,
he cook, filled his plate with choice
>«lts from the “great house” table, and
Uncle Leven fell upon them with- rel
ish. Soon, however, a cloud crossed
“What all yon, Unc* Leven?” asked
Aunt Caroline solicitously. “Is you
sot er pain?**
“ ’Taln’t dat. Bis* Calline.” said
Uncle Leven, “Bet I*s 'feared I’ll git
filled up befo* I eats all I wants.” —
After Sizing Him Up.
The jury In the breach of promise
case had just filed In.
The Judge— What Is your verdict,
The Foreman—We award the plain
The Judge—Will the defendant
stand up? I request the Jury to look
him over. And now I want to ask
your foreman tf he punctuated that
amount property? Wasn’t It $2.60?
Very well; nest ease.
Not Tender All Over.
A beggar bad been for a long time
besieging an old, gouty, testy, limping
gentleman, who refused his mite with
great Irritability, opon which the men
“Ah, please your honor’s honor, I
wish providence had made your heart
half as tender aa your feet.** —Tltr
Tim —Oee! I wleht 1 owned one of
Mickey What’s youse talkin’
erbout; dem’s only fer rich people.
Tim —I know, but I wuz thinkin’ wot
a figure 1 could cut wid de goila.
Tbs days are growing longer.
Tbs nights begin to shrink;
Why not let your hopes be stronger,
And put doubt upon the blinkf
The Only Place to Escape.
•Where is he from?”
“I don’t know, but I think he was
raised on a desert Island.”
“What In the world makes yon
“He says no woman ever made a
fool of him.”
•T never am at my best,” he said,
“unless I get at least eight hours of
sleep every night.”
“What late hours you must be In the
habit of keeping,** she Innocently re
“We hare a stenographer In our ofr
floe who turns up her nose at choco
“That’s nothing—nothing at all. We
have an offloe boy who reads the Bi
ble to acquire a literary style.”
“Oashlt tries hard to hide the fact
that he is ashamed of his misfortune
In having a father In such an humble
walk In life.’*
"Well, he for his misfortune
la a parent.”
This is The Electric Age
We can'supply you with any of the
Electric Heating devices on the market
today, from a Curler tb an Electric
Have a separate meter installed
and have your Electric appliances on
a separate circuit from your lighting
system. We can quote you a lower
price per K. W. hour consumption on
off peak business of this kind. ■ : Off
peak meaning current used at other
times than between the hours of five
and ten o'clock P. M. A load'for our
machinery during the day is what we
want. Ask us..
Lamar Electric & Heating Co.
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J. M. WILLIAMS CHARLES MAXWELL L. J. BORING J. D. SPOON**
President Vice President Cashier Ase’t Css* er
Citizens State Bank
CAPITAL STOCK $35,000
bUPFLUS • 10.000
We Invite you to transact your bu siness with this bank, and endeavor to
give prompt and efficient service by p ersonal and courteous treatment to our
J. M. WILLIAMS CHARLES MAXWELL GEO. A. EVERETT L. J. BORING
I. L. MAXWELL S I. BORTON E R JON VS
StFfcTV HP II*MIT HOT ' «
If you contemplate making a change, come to my office
and I will tell you all about lower Rio Grande Valley of the
Gulf Coast Country. I have just returned after having
made a careful investigation of that country, from Houston
to Brownville. It is a better place to go than California.
Come in and get literature which gives correct and truthful
information. Cheap Homeseekers Excursions every Ist
and 3rd Tuesdays.
GEO. A WATSON
MORTON STRAIN B. T. McCIiAVK Ij - f. AI>AMS
I*resident Vice Pren. Cashier
THE LAMAR NATIONAL BANK
Succepsor to STAT E BANK OF LAMAR
Morton Strain, B. T. NcOUjie, L. F. Adame, M. J. McMilltn,
C. M. Lee, C. S. Smith, A. Deeper.
We wont your business, large or small, and. offer ever}
facility consistent with safe and conservative banking
Account* Received Subject to Cbeick. Mopmy Orders Bold.
SILVER BROS. MERC. CO.
WHOLESALE & RETAIL
BAST SIDE MAIN ST. ’PHONES: LAMAR 56 & 57
The following is a List of ca r seeds which we have just unload
ed. This is a very fine car and Is clean as ribbon and all nice plump
seed. Will be pleased to have you come and examine our stock. We
<-an then quote you price and will make special prices on large quan
tities. I.ots of other seed; not enumerated:
Blue Grass Mixed Feed Millet
White Ctover Hemp
Blue stem Spring Wheat Sunflower
Utah Sonora Spring Wheat Imp. Sunflower
Durum Spring Wheat Charcoal
Spring Rye Orange Cane
Huiiess Barley Blk. Amber Cane
Navy Beans Milo Maize feed
Flax MiLo Maize Seed
Yellow Corn Red Kaffir
Field Corn White Kaffir
White Cbm Red Amber Cane
6.Row Barley Broom Corn, Dwarf
Hog Millet Broom Corn, Standard
German Millet White Flint Corn
Common Millet Canada Field Feus
Siberian Millet White Seed Oats
Jap. Millet Alfalfa Seed
We also have coining some broom corn seed from Illinois. Broom
corn from tills seed is recommended to us as being absolutely pure.
We want you to see this seed before buying. We will have both the
Standard and Dwarf.
The Lamar Seed Company
V. H. KELSEY. Manager.
QUALITY in COAL
YOU can economize by ordering
your Coal from u«, Our Canon
Coal* show the highest heat units of
any Canon Coal mined and are
handled in the most up-to-date man
ner. Stored in weather proof bins
with concrete floors. Every order is
carefully screened before you get it,
thereby eliminating all chances f , I
your getting any slack or dirt in your
coal. As a matter of fact We want
all the slack ourselves for steam pur
Our furnace coal can’t be beat.
It will pay you to try our $5. domes
We are headquarters for Grain,
Hay, Cotton Seed Products, Prepared
Hen Feed and Poultry Supplies.
PHONE LAMAR 9.
Tinware Harness, etc
We carry the largest stock in oar line ever carried
in eastern Colorado and can sell to yon at lowest
prices ever known in ti e Arkansas valley.
THE LAMAR HARDWARE CO.
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