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*J Wi^Hiilf ^'jwy, VflSSKK?fll AGESI *r^* Laugh With Us Not At U Relief We met a fellow coming out of a local dentist's parlor with a broad smile on his face the other day. The fact that he was smiling seemed rath er odd to us for we had previously known that he had an appointment for dental attention. It developed that the dentist wasn't in. Do You. Blame Him? Boy, Page the Relief Committee! After going through a hard sum mer, it looks-mighty bad for the poor innocent moths this winter. No relief is in sight a$ yet. It is reported that thousands of moths, specializing on women's clothes, have starved to, death already. Through Unemployment How About Yourt? A headline recently told us: "Much Coal Slated for Delivery." A friend of ours read the heading and reports that his is slated also. The old say ing used to be: "Clean the Slate." Indications are that it is rapidly changing. To "Burn the Slate" Curiosity Appeased Dear Twentieth Century: Since the innnqvation of the rolled stock ing I have suffered many times with chaps' What would you suggest as be ing good for chaps?Anxiety. That depends largely upon what kind of chaps they are. Be More Specific Things We Have Never Done We have never waked up in thea morning and sat up in bed and smiled at the alarm clock the way the fel lows do in the advertisements. We have never increased our trou bles by getting married and buying a second-hand car the same week. We have never turned turtle in an automobile while driving like one. We have never complained of find ing an extra five in our pay envelope on Saturday night.. No Chance for Complaint True to Color The charge is made that American sausage manufacturers are using col or to give their gdods better appear ance. If they* keep this up, they will drive the business to the dogs. The Call to the Colors Cool Nights Excepted A fashion paper advises: "For your evening dress, I advice you to simply buy a piece of broad silver ribbon, pass it twice around the waist and knot it at the side."_ No doubt but that a person could use a little bit of discretion if the weather is a trifle chilly. Probably could take the knotted end and make it vf.rce times around. On the Beach at Waikiki Flexibility A recent want ad in a Toronto paper should have requested refer ences for the following: "Wanted, young woman for hanging up, shak ing and folding. Toronto Laundry Works." We wouldn't say that those were very stiff requirements. Just Ordinary i AMAZON ARMY MARCHES ON KANSAS COA FIELDS United Press) Franklin, Kans., Dec 14.The "Amazon army" of the Kansas coal miners strike, recruited to an unchal lenged strength today as 3,000 women marched south from Franklin at dawn with the intontipn oJ invading Cher okee county. The first object was a few pit mines working in Crawford county. Then, "On to Seammon," was the cry as they trailed, on. The women will mob every working mine south to the Oklahoma line, a strike leader an nounced. (By United Press) Topeka, Kans,., Dec. 14.State troops will be sent to the Southern Kansas coal fields^against the "Ama zon army" of .women, it was ansome nounced here at the government of fice today. Col. McLean said, "Troops will be hiarehing to the scene of trouble as soon as possible.'^ following announce ment from the government office that Crawford county authorities had ask ed for troops. McLean refused to give further information. BIHIHHIHHIHl MARKETS ir.s.i...... Chicago, Dec. 14.Potato market steady. Receipts, 20 cars. Total U. S. shipnients 412 cari. Minnesota round whites, sacked and buik, $1.05 to |1.75 Red "River Ohios, $1.66 to $1.70 'Wisconsin round whites, sacked, $1.65 J:o $1.80 Michigan whites, sacked and bulk, $1.70 to $1.80 Idaho rurals, sacked, !?1.80 to $1.90. THE PipNEER WANT ADS BRING RESULTS "Jiljfl!ip^^-T W"Ji rW' MiM^MipMMHHMnaMHn n'.'lil!Lii Iff MK$m THE PRINTER'S DEVIL WISCONSIN WILL HAVE i VETERANS IN LINEUP Short Pass Is Feature Again of Wisconsin AttackVer Few Long Shots (Bjf United Press) Madison, Wis., Dec. 14.Wisconsin will be represented by a better team this year than the one which shared a triple tie for the Big Ten basket ball championship last season.. Five veterans are returned to the folds, Captain Caesar and Taylor, for wards Rollie Williams, guard Te bell and Gage, substitute guard and forward, respectively. It was the "Wisconsin short pass" game which kept the Badgers in the running last year, and with two of its leading exponents on the team again, aesar and Taylor, the offens ive work of the quintet should be vastly better- Only a brilliant defense can smash smooth-working short pass attack. That was shown conclusively in thsnominal the defensive guards away from the basket and leaves many open shots at the cage. Forming a compact cir cle, the Badgers work the ball down the floor practically without molesta tion. They seldom resort to dribbling or long shot3. Again, the short pass is the feature of the attacfe. It is now. almost well established as the old-time Minne sota shift in football. Gibson arid Johnson are fighting merrily for center, the only vacant post on the quintet, ^either appeared to have the edge. Substitutes of re pute are Brumm and Gill, guards, and Rudiger, forward. BROTHERHOOD ORGANIZATION ELECTS PERMANENT OFFICERS A meeting of the Brotherhood or ganization was held Tuesday night in the Methodist church at which per manent officers were elected. The fol lowing were chosen: President, Thom as Porte vice-president, E. H. Denu secretary-treasurer, P. E. Tibbetts A committee on committees was appointed, consisting of Dr. G. Zentz, E. I I Denu and E. R. Jahr. Committees' will be announced at the meetiyg of4he Brotherhood class next Sunday morning. Membership, social, civic and religious activities commit tees will comprise the committees to be selected. VIVIANI FAVORS WORLD CONFERENCE EACH YEAR (Br United Frewrt New York, Dec. 14.Sailing for Prance today Rene Viviani declared he believed an international meeting, such as the one being held now in Washington, should be held every year. Marshal Foch sailed with Viviani and their respective staffs on the liner Paris. Eoscoe Kaiser, Rev. P. C. Packer and Dr. Campbell of Bagley are vis itors in the city today. G. H. rlenSef, also of Bagley, is expected later in the day. All came to attend the meet ing of tl\e A. F. & A. M. tonight. Easiest Way Out. Recently. the Woman bad a friend visiting her from the South. She en joyed immensely the friend's stories of Aunt Druscllla, a negro mammy of the "old school," and her .daughter gaily. One of Aunt Prusclllft's proudest tfnys was when the first grandchilda girl was born.''The friend, laden with thing's for the mother and little, plckunlnny, went to see them On ask ing Aunt Druscilln what they Intended calling the new bahy she was greatly amused by the answer "Yo* see. Mis' Knte, I is bound it should be called after you-and'your sister, Mis* Bosallnd. But then I snys to Sally If we calls her Katie Mjs' Rosalind will git mad, and If we says Rofealind you won't like It, so I Jes* decided to name her Knfcle Rosalind and call her GIadys.',~Clicago nal. fif lPrMII1 ai i7 POTATO MARKET Jour- ADDITIONAL WANT ADS WANTEDExperienced girl for houseivork on farm, modern home. Write Mrs. George F. Gerk^ Hills boro, N. D. Itl2-14 FOR SALE160 acres of good land, good buildings. One" mile from Solwayj $i)5 per acerc, half cash. Also 80 acres 3 miles from Sol way. If you want a good farm, write W. H. Peterson, Solway, Minn. 6U2-20 VH EDISON TELLS WHEN A HAN IS EDUCATED Discussing "what constitutes an education," Thomas A. Edison said a man is educated when he is "some what familiar with" every branch of the environment in which we live social, commercial and scientific." This holds out hope to the young people struggling upward in the world today. They can educate themselves. N.o better and more concise fund of information is held out to men and women, boys arid girls today than The Nejev Universities Dictionary, now being distributed to readers of this paper. This dictionary condenses in one. volume most of the informa tion concerning the world's pixsent day activities. It is more than a vo cabulary^ more than a mere list of wdrdsit is a complete inventory of today's English.' This paper's offer of this remark able book has proven to be highly popular, "ifhe demand for the diction ary continues with increasing force. Since this if purely an 'educational bffer, ai\d the books are given out a expense, the mere cost of handling, the time limit will spon.'.be reached, and readers are urged to get their copies without delay. VAMPIRES NOW IN STYLE AMONG LONDON DEBUTANTES CBy United Press) London, Dec. 14.The mode for de butantes is to be soft, soothing, sneaky, alluringi tigerish.' .'Londm damoiselles will' eppy the American vamps, say the West End fashion experts. "Complexion, coiffure and, dress will all combine to give the tigerish effect," said one. "The walk, tdo, should be, slow and possess a feline grace and, allurement." Eyes must be large, eyebrows That Tanlac is a wonderful med icine for delicate children is con clusively proven by the remarkable results accomplished 1n the cases of the three children shown in this pic ture. Little Blanche Blair of Pro-vidence, R. L, aged 13, gained 10 pounds Re gina MoCabe, .at the right, aged 9, of Scranton, Pa., gained 15 pounds lit tle Richard Leary, Jr., of Philadel phia, who was.very delicate, is now in fine, robust health. The statements made by theic parents are as follows: Mr. A M, Blair, residing at 20 At wood street, Providence, R. I., said: "We are just so happy over the change Tanlac has made in our little girl that we can't do or say enough to show our appreciation. She had lost'nearly*20 pounds'in weight and looked so frail and weak that her mother and I were both almost wor ried sick over her .condition. Since taking Tanlac, she r&s already gained 10 pounds, her color is better than it ever has been and^he looks and acts like a different girl?' Mr3. Catherine McCabe, 414 Dick ens Ave Scranton, Pa., said: "The 'flu' left my little Regina in such a bad condition that I have no idea she would be with menOw if it hadn't been for Tanlac. is a mystery to me how she lived on the little she was eating and was so lifeless she nevec even cared to play with the. dolls and toys she got at Christmas. Since taking Tanlac she is as hardy and well as any child could be and has gained 15 pounds in weight. I .will always praise Tanlac for restor ing our little girl's health." Richard Leary, 2342 Palethorpe St., Philadelphiatsaid: "There ISTIO doubt in my mind but that Tanlac saved my. little boy's life. For two years 1 wouldn't have been a bit surprised to have seen him drqp off' at any time. He had stomach trouble, and many agists everywhere.Adv. l-ltl^- *vv 1 THE BSMIDJ1 DAILY PIONEER By Charfct Sugftiroe) 33 slanting upwards like the Chinese, hair dark and sleek, dresses dark and clinging wih perhaps one deep red rose. Cheeks, instead of being a deli cate refreshing rose, must have a marble pallor. And the lips must be very red. Perhaps some of the spare henna pots and lip sticks left over from the vampire era in the states will find a market over here. RESENTS PROHIBITION OF FORMER INDIAN RITUALS (By UnJtad Press)' Grand Fprks, N. D., Dec. 14. Why the Indian, the true American, should be prohibited by the federal government Jrom practising many of his rituals, whereas 57 varieties of immigrants do. as they please in this respect, Mr- Gilmore, curator of the state historical society, can not un derstand. Many tf the oFd rituals are now entirely lost, he deciured, through death of the bid Indians, Mr. Gilmore made ah extensive study last summer of thej|A.rikera Indians at Elbow Woods. NORTH DAKOTA EDUCATORS WOULD ALTER MATHEMATICS (By United Press) Fargo, N. D., Dec. 14.Humaniz- ing m'athematics'thrpugh the elimina tion of the unpractical is suggested by the mathematics section of the state educational association. Mathe matics in high school should be com pulsory 'the same authorities contend and they also went oh record as op posed to the unified mathematics in North Dakota. THE PIONEER, WANT ADS BRING RESULTS time the gas pressed up into his chest uutil his heart palpitated so I thought sure he couldn't breathe but a few tne-re.' gaslis. But Tanlac gave him back to us strong and well and well 2nd we will praise it to our dying day." The effect of Tanlac on the deli cate stomachs of the young is one of the strongest evidences of its whole someness as wall as its unusual merit. Although a, powerful reconstructive, Tanlao/ contains no harmful ingredi ents, minerals "ojr opiates which are so often found in other medicines. Being composed of the most beneficial roots and herb^ known to science, it is purely vegetable and can be taken by the most delicate children, and dves not upset or injure the weakest or most delicafe"stomach. .Tanlac is sold in Bemidji by the City Drug Storey and b. leading drug- l' ''M v* 1 $*'.'*''*':'',*&?- WMN Nnwpf Una* fNOURISHMENT is Nature's first aid to the body in times of I -weakness. i ScottsEmulsion I unsurpassed in purity an6^ goodness, is nourishment in a fortrM that seldom fails. 8cott A Bowne, Bloomfidd, N. J. 2M9 MMMMMM 1 Ache? When you're suffering from headache, backacke, toothache, neuralgia, or pain from^any other cause, try Dr. Miles Anti-Pain Pills One or two and the pain stops Co'ntalft no habit-fornrfng drugs Have you tried Dr. Miles' Nervine? 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