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OT .1 pjy*y n *i&" t-*- El/ nP- '4 TT 'jT l- SK" .V I'd "V-*t W FRIDAY EVNItf G, MARCH 24, 1922 The Scr$Rt Book TRAGEDY SET TO ALPHABET Purporting to Be^he full, True, and Authentic ^Account of an Ama- teuiV Round of Golf, A is ffie'Amateur, golfing with" glee. Is the Bunker, he readied from the fer the* Caddie*,* uVuuoved, sdleinn- fnceu^.,,5/, is the tMvot saW caddie replaced E is the Eye that he ook from the "ball, is his Failure'*$ Kit It at all. 6-far-the Greeji, close before him'at |ast is-tlje Hazard that has to be passed, I is ttie Iron with delicate Blade, Is the Junip-shot that plajer es sayed-? Is the Kick that ran right-to the trap, Is the Language that splattered the ''map M'is the Mashie he wanted to use, N is the. Niblick' Fate forced him to choose, Of is the Out, after swipe, sweat and swear is the Putter and also the Prayer is the Qualm as- he looks at the line, is the Boll, of a fiendish design S is the SilencC'ihe Stance and the Sway, 43 the Taj^and the ball's on Itswhich way is the Urge of mind, body find soul, Is for Victory I Straight for the hole I i W^s the Wortacast that lurked out of sight' etands for things far too frightful' to writer ^S Is the Yew-tree that "mourns p'er itt^'toMbV '"*&\ is for Zionwe'aope be found room. F. Gregory Hattswick inJudge SAT THREE WEEKS IN COLP Remarkable Action of Two Canadian Land Seeker*Determined to Be-, Firat in the Line. Tbree*Veiik8 of patiently sitting In the ^bitter cold of Calgary, Canada, was* the trying experience of two land seekers who were determined to benestled the first to register.for the valuable oil lands recently thrown open by the government. The usual custom of the land office .is "first comefirst served," heuce the desire $o, head the long line, which.always forms on an occasion of this,kind, in order to get the choice of the land. The two men who sat'ex- PfiSjyl tfluthftjeleujepts for nearly a month, were adequately provided with blankets, robes, and even specially prepared booths. The booths were light boxes with, a covering of heavy canvas, much' resembling a portable steam-bath outfit.' Inside of the booth was a chair, with a lighted lantern underneath, the heat from which kept the men from freezing while they slept In their seats.Popdlar Mechan ics Magazine. 500 Milea of Paper. If the paper used by the United States government printing office, dur ing the past year was laid fiat at a thickness of one .sheet It would cover approximately thirty-five tquare miles and if made into octavo books, piled one on the other theywould soar 500 miles into the air, the public printer estimates in his annual' reports filed with congress. For printing and bind/' ing 50,000,000 pounds of paper .were used dtiring the fiscal year ended last June 30. Not all of the paper wasr needed for printing speeches of sen ators and representatives In the Con I uhi -gresslonal--Record, however, as thefrom office gets out .-various government publications, congressional documents, stationery and toe like, puring the i last fiscal year total expenditures of. the printing office amounted to $li 111,111 compared with approximately ?13.000,000 the previous year. WHAT THEY'RE PUTTING UP "Any building going on In this town?" "No, tnltter. All we're putting uS nowaday* la argument*." ~"V In Low Spirits. "You nave a woman mayor here?" "Yes. She's just been elected and her husband is about, the.uneasiest man in town." "Why so?" "He's told, several of his friends confidentially that if his wife still has the same opinion of him she had be fore the election he's slated for the job of dog catcher."Birmingham Atfe-Herald. t^:^: ^^dsLj*. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE "!l^ BAM CIQNEE11 kBy fder CAME BACK TO OLD HOWIE Intelligent Horse Made Her Way for MaYiy Miles to Quarters Which 1 3 She Preferred, ARMS FROM FLINT DEPOSITS Investigators Have Shown Wherei i, "Mound Builders" Got Their I Supply of Materials. Methods of ancient munition making are revealed by recent" investigations of the Ohio State Archeolpgical and Historical society, which 'show that the tribes which once inhabited Ohio, the so-called "Mound Builders," got thptr8Uppi of flint for theft arrow heads, spears, and knives from.the de posits of flint which occur In the fer riferous 'limestone of Flint' ridge in Licking and Muskingum. counties. A great industry flourished there once. Skilled quan-ymen, with a patience difficult to appreciate when one finds that their tools were only haimm?rstones of granite or qiiartzite, with perhaps the aid of wooden or bone wedges, worked out the stone *the ledges. Either the quarry men or another, group, ofw'orkmen then roughed out the blank forms from whichjihe'lmplements were to be made. v^h^Jyasi done that iniperfec e discovered and also to ti{g8sportation of useless ma.- i sv!ifc'*n'**"** **"i?v "Flying Cloijd Our Rheirns, Sovereign^ of the Seas Our Parthenon^ S. E. MORRISON, in "Maritime History of Wfcsaach^setta. The maritime history of Ma4aditi$tts, then, as distinct from that of America, ends with tho passing of-the clipper. Never in these /Uni- ted States has the brain of man conceived or the hand of man fashioned so perfect a thing as the clipper ship! In her, the: longjsuppressed artistic impulse of ji practical, hard-Worked -race burst^into flower. The Flying Cloud was our Blieims, the Sovereign of the Seas our Parthenon, th^ Lightning our Amiens lu they were monuments carved from enow. "For a brief moment of time they flashed tlieir splendor aroiind the world, ihen disap])eared withthe stiddencoinD^teness of the wild pigeon. One by one they sailed out of JBoston to return no more. A tragic or mysterious end wa^fche final privilege pf ^nahy, favored by the gods: -Others, with lofty rig cut down to.cajtltious dimensionsYyitlvglisten ing decks and topsides scarred and negelipted, limped about.the sea un- foreign flags/like faded b^ties force* ^iipon^th^ street The master builders, "reluctant to raise bar^^^s eflghje|[j*uf -blocksJ \yere then *th*v%ojrkshops in the vicinity' qaa^^hd expert workmen id from4 1 them leaf-like blades, tch^ with but "little further forms of arrow point*, spear lis, knives \anavscrapcrs points could le "lBade.V: .-^y i Caterpillars Threaten MaplB*. Tiny caterpillars that appear by thousands and mine and riddle the leaves of sugar maple trees are threatening New York's maple sngat industry, Professor Glenn W. Eterriek, of Cornell university, said at the meet* ing of the entomologists in Toronto. However, these caterpillars' that devel op into small moths called maple case bearers are being studied and feas ible and efficient methods for their control are being found. This same pest ravaged the trees sixty years ago. New York Evening Post m Whs^j Berliii Wanted Dark^Streats. fc'slir^e^ightlng'Is etWcail^rbiig .be- causefitfis^iin ojpen deflaujqeypf Deity to tunplniglit into day^day" sJiouId be day and night should be night! In case 'some bld-fashfon^ citizen of Kansas' Clt* :made' thj. jSfartling. statement he woulil'ln': ail?y^reMb'filtjr be declared Insane and be pJa^epTwhere he could nbt voice anjf othef senti ments of a- Blmlhir mitur^^:f et 'this argument antedafes.'street/l^tiiting U\ self. :'-*tftif Historians and students on-munlct' pal affairs tell us that this argument, was one of the most powerful. ones against the installation of street lights In IJerlln in 1820. Conservative people of that'clty deemed it an act agatost Providence to light the streets of Ber lin with 1gas lights when God had or dained that their section of the hemi sphere should be dark.Kansas City Star. Great Wall of China. An eSaraination of the bricks anJ mortar in the Great Wall of China was made at Shan-hai-kwan by a chemist attached to the Bureau of Sc-l'- enee at Manila. He reports that tiie bricks are so weak that pieces may be broken off with the fingers. They are much larger than ordlnnrj building bricks, gray in color, mid resemlile pumice somewhat in ittiw: tt- ^^1^ eagles, dropped, off one by one. ^r:^ .:y..rr- -i^h^^ ..^iJ5.', 'A )R'i -yOiM'ii.'''.'"' My father was very fond of horses" and dwned several good ones. One I remember particularly was a beautiful, gentle black hors2a.*pacer which be named "Biackie." He wa* The burglar climbed :'y^ff"ii -Vf.-i,K.i ':&& r-^SK-i iifni *v-,*iEri! f'..''r^' f^'rtvr?'..' A X.V *f*- r -Vft ?S-rmawrrsmriiw" ST1 i f^T' 7TTT ~^7T W"r'|" "r:'l tt^l^lie^!9.ortw, wiac^:f^ unde,r the exposed surface is ch stronger than the bricks. The t^odi tion -that the bricks were-dried in the sun pnlyjias. been confirmed *y labora tory,.tsts. If they had been dried In ,a' ki.iuV thp appearance of the wU would have ^been'.,conItoaMy. differ erent and its"strength and' durability would have been much' greater. ery fond of her, as well asi she-of PRISON LOOKED 6QQD TO[.HIM hUn. He allowed no one to abuse her and alwajs took the best care" of her. She was petted and loved and given.as much care as. a child. She was one of my father's favorite horses and- was the mother of one fine eolt, of wliiom jihe was indeed proud. At one time she was ill and my father sent her out to a pasture ttV' the country. One dark December night a cold north wind blew and a light snow w,a8 falling. About midnight my father was aroused from his sleep by a strange noise. Did a horge-wliln ny? Now lie heard the unmistak4b_ley whinny of a horse, at which he ijxose' and went put into the night. There, upon the front lawn, to his astonish ment stood Biackie, who, hearing bis approach, came to meet him. She her head affectionately against his shoulder, and whinnied, as much as to say, "I was cold and caine home. I very much preferrayown bed." "My father took her to the stable and made, her quite comfortable and did noti^lt''"whstnen"tl?at again take her away. '''':.w As Biackie could open any: gate,' sj^e had 'come home over the familiar roa,d,. a distance of several inllesir-fcjarieV McDonald Rigney in Our .Dumb Ani? mats. Burglar's Harrowing Experience .Sure ly Calculated to Touch' Even the/. :i- Hardest Heart. through the open -window,' entered the drawing rooni^and hid behind a curtain, Hiirdljrhnd he concealed himself be fore the youngest daughter of tlie house had a piano lesson. An hour laterat si o'clock, to be precise-^- h^r little brother had along and 'spir 'Ited 'Jti^t wifh 'vioUn:' 'flufe. a shrilly protesiting :xt At seven o'clock the elder girl had ai? hour's' singing lesson, and at eight o'clcrck: the elder boy began practising, but'wifh'indifferent success, a' particu- larly.''.'maddening''' little, trill on theprevious At nln^ o'clock they all assembled, and played and sang In what they. fondly, but erroneously, Imagtried to be harmony.: tlife-'biirgiai' 'rushed fft^^^tiTeXv nmiself prostrate floor,^4''egg&'d *l&Vbe"arrestedbh.the J/it WiJf.Wi-^ '.r^^i:' .feii^W 3- an ^lodgW IfiH ^ac^ot_^|t^^V'^^ ,-t y^lPliplsjfcim? Described .jt^3e phijjligtine |s a, man without ln^ ^teiiectua! pleasures, he will inevitably, .^e bpred, despjite tlje fact that against .!i,beredonisheili48 a^ great manyvfanciea remediesV^' balls,, theater^,-, parties, -cards, gambling, horses, drinking, tiuveluig and so on. Jt e^ nothingtreaUy please^ dr. excites or.'interests,him. For sensual pleas ure te quickly exhausted, the society of fellow- phlllstlilites soon becomes bur densome and one may even get tired of cards/.-. \i ,t \*he great affliipn of all.phllistines is that they have interest in* ideas, and that to. escapes* being bored they are in constant need of realities- But realities are either unsatisfactory or dangerous when they lose their inter est they become fatiguing. The ideal world is illimitable and cium.--Frora Schopenhauer. mm* ty&g&ttJkmmpMmHafK THE BPPPJ1 DAILY PIONEER L.l.% fT t* "t^-fTTl T** HEADS POST OF WAR NURSES Miss Wilhelmlna Weyhlng, Also Head Nurse of Roosevelt Hospital,),,, at Camp" Custer. Many years of unselfish service years which have whitened her hair and softened her smilehave Won for Miss AVIlhel- 1 a Weyhlng, recently ad head nurse at the Roosevelt Ameri- can Legion Me morial hospital at am Oust r, Mich., the un dying respect of nur ses'every- where, and the true reverence and devotion of her many patients. Miss Weyhlng is the first eommaivr der of the American Legion post com posed entirely of Win- nurses in De troit. Upon her 'appointment ns su perintendent at the Camp Custer, hos pital, site resigned her position as di rector-at the'receiving hospital in De troit. Dr. F. B. Broiierlck, departmejit, welfare'olllcer, said of her: "Nursing has been, her life,work and she ha&'a war record which cannot be equaled by any woman in the United States." In 1014 Miss 'Weyhlng went to Ser bia to aid in the typhus'"epidemic. She labored there unceasingly amtd terri ble conditions, and contracted the dis 'ense herself, wliich forced her to re turn in 101."). On'her recovery, she w:as made chief nurse of'Base'Hospital &> 17, with which outfit she served at Dijon, France, for 21 months. To- day," all her efforts are bent tow'ard making the riew Legion hospitnl a real home for tubercular- veterans ahd'-as unlike a hospital, in' atmosphere, as possible.' This Turkey Devoted,Mother. A Saskatchewan (Canada) woman has had a rc'miirkable" experience of tlie endurance of & turkey''In produc ing and trying to protect her young, although the same ended in a failure. About'the middle of November she missed one of her breeding birds and came to the conclusion that the tur key had been taken by a coyote or some other animal/ On the 28th the turkey reappeared covered with snow and ice, the thermometer registering and having registered for the fortnight fromSS to 35 degrees below zero. The woman -guessed at once that the turkey had a. nest some where On flndipg'the turkey's tracks she followed ..'tuehi for about 50 yards. In the bush: and faund'the nest con taining: ten. youngs tirki*.v -batched out of .18 eggs. She assumed that the -bir had laid .its: eggs'and .'was sit ting on "them heh fihevcojd spell came and the turkey. must have gone ten days without food trying to protect the young w-liich unfortunately perished, after all' the-lien's efforts, through niuch suffering to save them, Mason and Di^bn'e Line. Mason and Dixon's Unjoin itself was a very short, affair, d,ennjg jthe bound ary, between the state| ..p^'i'gnasylvanlH and Marrtan'a v'...a6oi|t'(^^.v'.niiII.es In length. It was a sub'ject i)f contro versy for more, tJianSO-yeaVs^and was Hnally fixed atfr39 a^greeej^inlhates and 26.'3 secondVnqrtl). Tills line,if extended across the c^nilnent,., Would pass through, tlie states'lot AS'est Vir ginia, Ohio, Indiana,'^linols, Missouri, Kansas, Colorado, 'ulah.'Neyoda and California. It takes its name from the British nrra of surveyors who surveyed ff^Setween l763ab 1707. During the 01y^l war :tFwas considered the nortb- eSr i'imit of slavery, roughly separating tfi Nortl.i from the South, Maryland 4hfl ^hiware, nq\vever, both recog nfeel4 slavery, Whe you buy it'moderate in price i isi^".''^ 'i| i' A pound cari'br Ca^rrVet contain* 'full 16 ez. Some baklnf powder* come In 12 OOL cans Instead or* 16 oz. cana. Be sure you -get a It use ETTING, thetholdnecoughe V": ^--H-(jl^ gn^P^-fc-*!^*^* J5JH, r--**i. J*H( i*^ Bath a Japanese Institution. From the very earliest days, battrs aiiil bfttlilng ,have been known In Japan. And at a time in European his tory, when the Valols kings of Frantte Were requesting their .courtiers to use perfumes to counteract the'lackK0t batldng, the Japanese, WgH and totv, were reveling in hot "steam and w^yn baths which are still to b^^ound^liv every corner of the countir^. In one of the earliest books, called: the "Wakun Shlorl,"* the Detroit Ne#. observes, it Is stated tliat^the "Yuvfr the. "hot water house"Is.ft sacred house, jn the book called fh'e. "Teijoz nkt'V.the phrase "0 yu dono,,'is ued. This also. has a double meandtjjr "Drinking water," or. "place for mal^ Ing hot w.ater," and' from this latter meaning there comes.flip use of it to denote "bathing place." But ,the wxr "O yu dono" was really used' by, mis take, to denote the place near the kltclien where hot .water w,i\s pre pared. All these books, were written before 1200 A. D. 0I8APP0INTEB IN W Src: Vou told me I would never wnt foi anythlng-lf I' married you. he: didn't think you would, but ytv'.re always wantlri' something. H^ Neglecting That Cold or Cough? L1 or col drag on or on develod seriously, is folly, especially when at your druggists, you can get such a proved and successful remedy as Dr. King's New Discovery. No drugs, just good medicine that relieves quickly For over fifty years, a standard remedy for coughs, colds arid grippe. Eases croup also. Loosens up the phlegm, quiets the crourjy cough, stimulates the" bowels, "thus relieving the congestion.. All druggists, 60c. For Colas and Coughs Wake Up: Clear Headed. That "tired out" fepling mornings, is flue to constipation. Dr. King's, Pills act mildly, stir up the/"llyer a^tl. bring healthy bowel action. All druggists, 25c PROMPT .Kind'sTPillBsHMG:NOWr ^-..-^-U- \Ji "It'll run alright, Just Phone 401-W Pobdyear Cord Tires are-different from ordinkFyt'^swhjch shows*in^thei' ^Ihdable and economical service.l Their gfreatjer strength, their longer life, anfi their! feeder tractive ^o^r, actjv ity and ciipfening ate not expectecj from ..ordinary tires. '.-1. Ward Bros., operators of Bernidji's pop ular Taxi Service, have a Goodyear C^'sK.'." ing in their office that Ijas given well over, 25/000 miles 6f sHm# '#jid w^rit ou%j only 'whei^ the iracupri" part of the tir^f,?fi woTe,en^elyte6u^[':. ,v Tires like Grooelyear Cords are cheap at. any price. Yet they are popularly priced. 30x3J GordsV. StllfilQO'' 32x3 Cords $25.50 33x4 Cords 34x4i Cords .wwywvww -v Polish the case Sumiose you had a watch. And it didn't keep good time. It would o0nTrToJSl wild sprees of gross inaccuracy. And you took it to. a jeweler. Sunooae the jeweler looked the watch over critically, squinting at "This watch is perfectly all right. If you'll just polish up the case a bit, it'll keep perfect time" What would yotf thifik% that jeweler? What would you .ay toe him' (What you woiiliL in airprohabilitv, think and Bay will not printed here ThUire 4fsome jE^wWcndo not look welevcr Well' the jokes' on youj4Ware^probablyacting just a'h foolishly as and adjusted justias! d9l.icii'teiy .or-niore so. Of course, thls^d^ifen^e of y^urs wHl stand a lot, of ab.use ami still keep r'unninR. If itlWwn't capable of pretty hard usage, you havebeen dead Ionpr ajjb. 'Vi'.* f.-s- Ever thought much about this' bol|^achine of yours? Chances are you have. And, to keep it in goodv*hane you've,perhaps gone in for some kind of outdoor sportgolf or ta^nw or rowing or something else. Or, maybe you've taken up gymnasiiini workcalisthenics, handball or throwing the medicine ball. Or you may be partial to baths-^uh, air'.electric, Russian, Turkish, and so on. Or you may think massage is the proper thing. Now. all of these things are fine an3 all right in thein place. But don't.vou see yon're only "polishing the case" of your body, machine? It's the machinery itself that needs toibe adjusted if you are* to enjoy good health. For perfect health, your body needs mechanical adjust- ing more than outside "polishing." The great drugless health science'of Chiropractic concerns itself with adjusting the, working,mechanism .'of the body machine. Chiropractic will act you w,ell if you're sick/" its greater service is in keeping you wey so you won't get sick./.Instead of "polishing the case" of your body machine, try Chiropractic. Drs. A. Dannenberg & E. R.Two CHIROPRACtORS First Nat'l Bank Bldg. (Cepyrifht /20f w\PAGE NIN& $7?H^' erence -de-'Al Mm..,- Non-Skid Tires iiere for Why tate chances with unknown ahd un tried tires when you can get real ti^es for these prices?r "J"' I." i''m*m'%"- *v-.- 4 mal in print.) wntcs an You have ribo^y mRCmW^h'ch is more wonderful than uny ma- ^^m^i^1^^^^^^^*than VI? i&^J^^Ji^-rh^.'.p*r&A 'H-*.".': 'i:?. :V'P i