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The Elk Mountain Pilot RAWALT & POTTER, Publishers MATTIE L MILLER, Local Editor Entered as Second Class Matter at the Postoffice at Crested Butte, Colorado. Subscription $2.00 per Year One of the most interesting balancing acts on the American stage today is the one where hogs slide down and bacon stays up. Recent revelations make us wonder if some of those a dollar-a-year" men were so called because that was all they overlooked.—Brooklyn Eagle. The knee-length skirt is but a passing fad, according to the style authorities, and will not be generally adopted. Somebody is taking the joy out of life. The fact that Legislators are paid SI,OOO for the term, leads Craig of the Paonian, tq wonder if it would not be cheaper to hire them on a piece work scale. There may be something to that idea. Mrs. Peete having been convicted of the murder of Mr. Denton, the case may be said to have fairly begun. Now for the next five years we may look for new trials, appeals, petitions for pardon, etc., ad infinitum, ad nauseum. k We are told that the coal, barons have mulcted the public of a million and a half. Is that all? We had an idea that our personal contributions to these gentry easi ly reached that figure. Anyway, a cursory examination of our bank account shows a shortage of about that amount. —Sterling Democrat. Judge Lindsley has sure got against the real thing now. He has mixed it with the Denver Ministerial asso ciation, on Sunday closing, and between the preachers, Philip Van Cise and Denver Post, (the three great moral uplifters), Lindsey is liable to go to jail whether he pays that fine or not. The very old scratch is to pay in Ouchita Parish, La., ; because the sheriff forgot to hang a nigger on Feb. 4, as , ordered. Very careless of the sheriff, the overlooking of , these minor details of his) office. It is quite possible that the law sharps will find in his neglect a means for releas- , ing the darky and making himi go to work in the lowly cotton patch. The Morris & Co. packing plant has declared a divi- ; dend of $37,000,000. Rather a small melon to cut, per haps the stockholders who are all members of one family, are thinking. They might have passed the divi dend for just once and rebated back to the dear people or to the stockgrowers who furnished the packing plant the raw material from which to carve these millions.—Grand Junction News. Looking over the marketing problems one is struck with its clumsiness and wastefulness. Produce shipped from the farm, several “commissions” taken therefrom, put in tin cans and often shipped back to the starting point with the price increased a thousand per cent and sold to the original raiser. Wheat pressed into flakes is sold at the rate .of SSO per bushel. Can you beat it?— Cortez Journal-Herald. Philip Van Cise, the four-flushing District Attorney 1 of Denver, has at last soaked up one fundamental truth. Addressing an audience of admirers at the Central Pres byterian Church last Sunday night he said: “Public sen timent is not for the enforcement of this law.” Of course this referred to the prohibition law, and consti tutes. the elementary reason why it is not enforced. You , cannot jam morals down the public throat like stuffing a goose for market. The new District Attorney, Philip Van Cise, of Deiv ver, refuses to take any action against the gun men im ported by the Tramway to break the late strike, whose efficiency resulted in the slaughter of a number of Denver citizens. We anticipated such action when the four flusher made such a howl about what he was going to do to bootleggers and other small bore offenders. Always when an officer is contemplating the avoidance of a plain duty, he seeks something like a moral issue to cloud the situation. Our exchanges are ringing with denunciations of the tax raises all over the state. Take your medicine you suckers! You voted for part of it and put men in the legislature* who are introducing and supporting bills to raise county official salaries in every line. One bill pro vides for sl2 a day for county judges, and it is doubtful if there is one in the entire state who could earn that salary at anything, or get it for anything except being county judge at a time when reckless extravagance per meates every avenue of official life. When a question like the repeal of the obsolete Sun day amusement law is brought before the state assembly the members are deluged with petitions against the re peal of the law. while the liberal citizens of the state re main silent, thinking it is not their part to dictate to the assembly. While it is true that the petitions of the re formers are obtained from moral coercion and do not rep resent the sentiments of one-half the signers, they are cer tain to have some effect when they are unopposed. The reformers are well organized and they are active and tire less at all hours and in all seasons. If the believers! in constitutional liberty wish to hold their own they must adopt similar methods. —Lamar Sparks. Elsewhere we print a clip setting forth why Presi- j dent Wilson will not dismiss Louis F. Post, Assistant Secretary of Labor. Need'ess to say that we thoroughly approve his action. But we are impelled to compare his , position as regards Post and One is the antith- i esis of the othe r If Post is retained for the reasons shewn. Palmer should be fired for being the direct oppo site. There is no consistency in keeping both. Every reason given for Mr. Post’s retention has been violated again and again by the four-flusher who has discredited this administration more than all other men combined. The v *rkings of the Presidential brain are clearly past under - landing. M n. Tom Blackwell or Hotchkiss, is building himself a bunch of real trouble. He has been smelling around and finds that about twenty barrels of wine and five bar rels of whisky were requisitioned for sacramental pur poses by five or six Denver churches last year. Tom views the record with true bucolic suspicion. It seems to have never dawned on his innocence that the prohibition law was passed to vex wicked people like this editor. There never was any intention of curbing truly sanctified bcoz fng. Tom ought to go and consult Anti-jag Finch and Virtuous G. Arthur Hollowhead, and find out how prohi bition was supposed to work, by the men who put it over. But It does disgust us to think of all that gjcod liquor wasted on dubs who do not know how to drink it. DISCUSSING THE COAL PROBLEM The coal grafters are hoping there will be no disturb ance in their ten cents a ton royalty which they pay the state for coal mined on state lands, when they should pay a dollar, and would be glad to get it at that royalty if it couldn't be gotten for ten cents. We hope an effort will be made to increase this royalty to a dollar, as it all goes into the school fund instead of the maw of a thieving coal trust. —Cortez Journal. The above is the first utterance we have yet seen in all our exchanges concerning the monumental, unheard of, open, flagrant thievery of the state coal for ten cents a ton by the big three coal hogs. The big city papers are notoriously subsidized hence the country presto is all that is left to put this great paramount overshadowing question before the people. But outside the Graphic and the Journal-Herald we haven't seen a mention of the ques tion even in the Country Press—is it possible that the millionair looters of our children’s patrimony have their hooks into the press of the San Luis Valley for we 1 never hear a chirp.—Monte Vista Graphic-Reporter. Dear Bud, you have not been reading this religious weekly as studiously as you should or you would have ob served several remarks on that peculiar situation. Only ourrf are directed to the State Operation of School Land Goal Mines. It really makes no difference what the ope rators pay us for the coal they take out. We pay it all back in an augmented ratio. Is there any explanation except the declaration of cold-blooded robbery to the price we pay for coal as compared to its cost or produc tion? Every single coal consumer knows he is robbed. And the relief is iq the publicly owned and operated mine. There is no other method. Then why do we not apply it? Let us answer: Because for the last four years we have been educated to expect robbery every time we bought a steak, a pound oft bacon, sugar, flour, a prescrip tion at the drug store, a pair of. shoes, a calico dress' for wife or rompers for the baby. The government put a SI.OO tax on a thousand five cent cigars and the dealer made ’em 6c and charged the crime to the war. He charged $9.00 a thousand for collecting SI.OO for the gov ernment, and if you challenged the morality of the act you became an obstructionist, who was hamepering the administration in winning the war, and mongrels whose female ancestors scratched their fleas with thdir hind legs spread yellow paint on the homes and business houses of such. They did a good job educating the people to stand hitched in the presence of wrong and outrage, and for a brief period they thoroughly cowed nearly everyone. A few like Debs, were immured in prison, be cause life and liberty were worth less to them than the right to breath their protest, and the other day a Presi dent, elected under false pretenses, refused to correct that awful wrong, even when requested to do so by his hand-picked Attorney General. The terrorism of the ille gal and infamous acts of stay-at-home patriots still lives with us and exercises a reflected influence upon men who ought to realize that they must seize legal remedies and treat a sick and suffering nation. WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE? There should be a perpetual injunction granted against allowing newspapers to use the word Solon as ap plied to modern legislators. Solon was a lawmaker of ancient Greece and made a record that endears his name to the world even down to the present age. He reduced taxes and enacted laws to enable the peo ?le who were hopelessly in debt to regain their freedom rom political slavery. He added the great island of Salamis to his country’s territory, and established indirect taxation so direct taxes were not much used. For direct taxation he divided society into three classes so that those with the largest incomes paid double, the middle class half as much and those having below a certain amount nothing. Those who had the highest honors and dignities in the sitate were assessed in proportion to the office they held. It will be seen that his ideas were exactly opposite to modern tendencies and his ideals were really demo cratic.—Gunnison Republican. The above appears in last week’s Republican as an original editorial. It reads and sounds as if it was stolen bodily from the writings of some Bolshevik!. It antago nizes everything that the Republican stands for or advo cates, and yet it is printed and given the appearance of being the honest opinion of the editor of that paper. If It contains the real opinion of the Republican editor why does he not favor the adoption of just that same idea in our own affairs? How would it do to apply those rules in classifying our own taxation? What a wild ha-ha would would gio up from the oil trust, the meat trust, the flour trust, the coal trust and a host of other trusts, should Carlton’s editorial suggestion be adopted by those who he says should never be recognized as solons. Tell us where you stole that editorial Carlon, and purge yourself of disloyalty to the gang you train with. % LEMONS ARE DUMPED—TOO CHEAP TO SHIP Los Angeles. Feb. I.—Four hundred carloads of lem ons have been dumped in the San Dimas wash because there would be no profit in shipping them, due to ruinous competition from southern Europe. T. R. Hobba, secre tary and manager of the Snn Dimas Lemon Growers' as sociation, asserted in discussing the crisis confronting California lemon growers. In Denver lemons sell for 20c per dozen, and this should give the grower a living profit. Here in Gunnison they sell for 50c a dozen, but the freight from here to Denver is hell. A good stiff tariff on European lemons might help out the situation, but some way we feel as if it would be necessary to lynch some highwaymen in the shape of middlemen before real relief can be expected. MEMORIAL WINDOWS FROM GERMANY Otto W. Heigneke, of the Ornamental Glass Manufac turers of the United States, threw a jo't into the mem bers of the Ways and Means committee the other day when he asserted that memorial windows honoring American soldiers who lost their.lives in the war are being made in Germany and imported here.—Salida Record. There is sure a degree of incongruity in buying our memorial windows from the people who killed the me morialized. First time we ever realized how those d d Germans were boosting foreign trade when they were killing off so many of our boys. If they can extend their exports to England and France not to mention Belgium, they have worked up quite a tidy bit of business, almost enough to pay the indemnity. Mass meetings of taxpayers are being called in almost every county in Colorado for the purpose pf protesting the tax levy. In Denver no meeting has been called be cause the people were knocked speechless when they saw what Mayor Bailey did to them. The State of Colorado is, outside of the automobile licenses, collecting in taxes and spending more than three times the amount collected and spent In the same period during the Shafroth administra tion. Let’s see did the Nonpartisan League beat this in North Dakota? And these same taxpayers voted to con tinue this orgy of taxeating in Colorado.—Denver Dem ocrat Utah is going to pass the anti-cigarette law. This is good. Colorado will do a fine business with Utah for the next few years. Bootlegging coffin nails is easy and will be lucrative. De Bergerac of the Boes By AUGUSTUS WITTFIELD (Copyright.) Fate, having nothing else on hand, engineered another meeting between Monk and the individual with the watery eyes. After an interchange of courtesies, the Individual with the watery weeps inquired: “Have you hud any more of those remarkable adven tures since I saw you last?" “Have I?” queried Monk. “Why, I’ve had the time of my life. I’ve been hobnobbing with the Harriman of the highways. Doing stunts in an automo bile with the only and original auto hobo of America. “One afternoon I was doing the at home stunt ’neath the shade of the old apple-tree, when a stranger hove In sight, wiped his feet on the ’Welcome' mat, and proceeded to ingratiate him self. “He requested me to awaken him abeuld an auto bearing hia crest put in an appearance, and was soon pound ing his auricular appendage on the herbaceous hummock. “As I lolled and dreamed, a machine came along. The only occupant asked me whether I had seen an individual meandering around who like an Imitation of Richard Mansfield. “I associated his meager description with the personality of my guest, and Informed the proud pleasure-pilot that the great Cyrano was doing the by-by act ’neath the pippin-tree. “The chipper chauffeur strode over to the slumberer and shook him. De Bergerac awoke and cast his optics over the moving picture show. Then he indulged in a conversation with the haughty autoißt, who finally handed him some bills and took his departure. Then I approached the guest of honor, and, by judicious questioning, I elicited the information that the auto belonged to him. “I expressed my doubts as to his ability to run the auto, but he assured me that he was on expert. Then he started the engine, and we climbed in. De Bergerac said we would take a run up to Lake Nocopo, a swell summer resort. We finally reached the lake, and had our first view of the classy re sort from the lower end. “De Bergerac brought his machine to a stop, that we might enjoy the witchery of the scene. Coming across the water toward us was a canoe, con taining a young man and a young wom an. The feminine end of the combina tion was furnishing the motive power, while the Cholly-boy seemed to be content with looking picturesque and puny. “On they came, gliding over the wa ter, when suddenly that mollycoddle masculine made a fool move and up set the birch bateau. The girl came up first, and, grabbing the struggling shrimp by the back of the neck, she swam with him to the overturned craft. “De Bergerac, realizing her predica ment, remarked that it was evidently up to us to do the heroic rescue act. “ ‘How do you propose to capture the Carnegie compensation?' I inquired. “De, Bergerac thought for a moment, then he Jumped from the car and got busy detaching the tlrea from the wheels. Then up the tires and made for the lake, bidding me to do likewise. “I followed De Bergerac into the chilly water. After about ten min utes* hard work, we reached the dis tressed damsel and her companion, and De Bergerac instructed them as to the method of putting a life-preserver on straight. “Wlieu the pocket-edition of mascu linity had gotten himself comfortably ensconced in his life-preserver, he fumbled in his coat pocket and pulled out his card-case. With difficulty he opened It and took out a damp card. He handed it to De Bergerac, saying: “ T feel that the conventionalities should be observed before we proceed further. Permit me to introduce my self.' “After the formalities had been ob served, De Bergerac approached the fair maiden and said: “ ‘Miss Pendelton, may I have the honor of saving your life?’ “Fair Geraldine smiled her assent, and De Bergerac righted the canoe. Then, while I steadied It, he assisted her to re-embark. “We proceeded shoreward, guided by the skillful strokes of the versatile volunteer, and eventually landed. "When the guests heard of the heroic rescue, they lionized that Car negie hero.” “I suppose.” ventured the Individual with the watery eyes, “that your friend with the histrionic handle mar ried the water-nymph und lived happy ever afterward?" “No." replied Monk, “fiction may flourish, hut truth will prevail. As a chronicler of facts, 1 have no other re course than to nimounce the union of the house of Pendelton with that of De Trop, though what she could see In that scion of Immobility surpasses un derstanding. “What became of the chauffeur with the courtly name?" asked the Individ ual with the lacrlmose lamps. “The auto hobo Is no more," replied Monk. “He has forsaken the open road for the closed shop of servility. He is now chauffeur-in-chief to the house of De Trop. I w’as offered the position of butler in the same insti tution. but sa I know nothin* about butling, I declined. If "you can spare me a match. I’ll light up and say good- I by. Mere! bocoo.” COMBINE ART WITH “MOVIES" How City of Toledo, 0„ Attract* Children to Its Museum, for Educational Purpoaea. In order to attract the children of Toledo to that city’s museum of art the museum management offera Its lit tle vial tors “story hours,” gallery talks, music hours, classes in pure and applied design and the educational motion picture. Interest in visits to the museum was first stimulated through the medium of an organized bird club. Thousands of children have . also been brought to the museum during the last four years by means of the annual vegetable and flower shows In 'which the children have participated. “The Tqledo museum was the first to include motion pictures in Its edu cational plan when. In the autumn of 1915. the necessary equipment 'was presented through the efforts of H. Y. Barnes, then assistant to the di rector,” writes Eula Lee Anderson of Toledo. "This proved not only a fur ther magnet to attract boys and girls to the museum but a further means of teaching art. During the first few years films dealing with travel, crafts and art were difficult to secure, yet by diligent search many fine things were made available, including the life of Pallsay, the famous potter, and a beautiful hand-colored film showing the making of' silk. “The policy of the museum Is not to amuse by means of the film, but to educate the child along artistic lines, using only such productions as are of a distinctly cultural quality.** PLAGUE OF OLD EGYPT BACK Crops of Argentine Province De stroyed by Locusts That Bwarm in Uncounted Millions. Shades of the plagues of ancient Egypt! Santa Fe province of the Argentine now has complete faith In the biblical account of the scourge of locusts, for at times millions of these Insects “cover the face of the earth.” They come suddenly and without warning, in great clouds, and settle down on the country. Then the ground resem bles a great moving carpet. Little damage is done at first, though the Argentinians find It Inconvenient to have locusts throughout their houses, but as the Insects move through the country, they dig small holes and lay their eggs. Soon the larvae are hatched, and at that time, before they can fly, they are destructive. By the time they are ready to leave, every living thing in their path is destroyed. Eventually they fly away to parts un known, and the farmers have to start their crops over ngain. Squads of lo cust destroyers, like fire-fighting units, are maintained by the government to combat the pest, and ranchers are also responsible for fighting them. Their efforts are almost unavailing, how ever, because of the myriads of the Insects. Dodged Seven Years' Bad Luck. “Traffic gets held up in queer ways,” said a patrolman at Forty-second street and Fifth avenue. “It was only Just the other day that we had a block ade that tied things up for half an hour. I noticed a young woman pound ing something against the curb. Look ed funny to me and I couldn’t fig ure out what It was. People passing by started to run, looked again, and crowded around her. I headed for the middle of the bunch and saw she had busted open her package and was breaking a lot of mirrors on the side walk, one by one. “What's all this about T* I asks. "Oh, mister officer,” she says, “I broke a mirror a while ago, and if I don’t break seven more right quick I’ll have seven years' bad luck. By rights they should be broken all at once, but I could only do one at a time. And now. please, won’t you help me get out of the crowd?”—From a New York Letter to- the Pittsburgh Dispatch. Improving Indian Pottery. The Hop! Indians of the Southwest have always been famous for their pot tery, In the manufacture of which (though unacquainted with the pot ter's wheel) they were skilled even in prehistoric times. There is a considerable market for their pots, which are quaintly and at tractively decorated In black and colors. The United States bureau of standards Is trying to help them by suggesting improved processes, and re cently It has shown them how to make from cheap material a black stain much superior to the one at present used by the Indians. They have shown themselves glad enough to accept the help offered and it may he that we shall yet learn of useful suggestions to the Navujos In the line of blanket making and the production of silver ornaments. Fire-Proofing Cotton. A process has been devised for trenting haled cotton with a chemical compound which renders it flame and spark proof and at the same time ap parently provides an Inch or two of cotton in condition to aid in rapid drying without deterioration in case a bale Is exposed to weather. On an average. 20,000 bales of cotton are de stroyed by fire before the crop is mar keted and most of this loss can be traced to flash or spark fire. Gotten stored in suitable warehouses would he evidence of a progressive step, for there Is probably no crop of so great value that* Is treated with so little thoughtful consideration. —Scientific American Loose Chance By HELEN HOLDEN (Copyright.) This was the first domestic difficulty Mrs. Hoy had had. Various things had disappeared from her boudoir. Mrs. Hoy had a sudden inspiration. She flew across the room to the dresser. After rummaging for a few seconds she brought to light a long, narrow pocketbook. She cleared a corner of the drawer, and into It dumped the contents, the bills and loose change of the pocket book. She picked out from the loose change, two quarters, two dimes, and a nickel. These she returned to the pocket book in her hand. “Two quarters, two tens, and a five," she counted, before shutting the pocketbook; “that’s enough bait. Now to see if I can catch my fish.” If the pocketbook disappeared, she would have proof positive that Delia, the maid, was the guilty one. She laid It on the sideboard. Just at this point her train of thought was interrupted by the ar> rival of her husband. Luncheon was an unusually silent and hurried meal. Immediately after luncheon Mr. Hey hurried away. “I'm sorry, Heater,'* he said, as he k was leaving, “but FU be late tonight," * “How little he suspects,” Hester shut the door slowly behind him. About six o’clock a man stood out side the Hoy apartment. Noiselessly he fitted a key in the lock and gently pushed the door open. “There's still something for which to be thankful,” he sighed, as he sank into the nearest chair. It was Kenton Hoy. “I, who. never lost as much as a nickel before!” he exclaimed Irritably. "Losing a pocketbook with twenty-five dollars is something of a blow!” “Pshaw,” he added quickly, “I haven’t lost It. I’ve just mislaid It somewhere. “And It must be found before Hester gets home.” After five minutes of frenzied search, Mr. Hoy paused for breath. "But there's Della,” a sudden thought striking him. “Della might have picked it up while dusting round and tucked it away somewhere. “Goodness, gracious me, Kenton Hoy, how you scared me I” exclaimed Mrs. Hoy, letting herself In suddenly at the front door. “I thought you weren’t coming home till late.” “We —you see, I—er —got through early, after all,” replied. Mr. Hoy. “Well, I’m thankful you did,” said Mrs. Hoy, “for we’ll have to go out to dinner tonight” “Go out to dinner?*’ asked Mr. Hoy faintly. “Della’s gone,” announced Mrs. Hoy shortly. “Gone?” gasped Mr. Hoy. “Yes; come on, and FU tell you as we go along.” Mr. Hoy did some rapid thinking. He had in his pocket just seventy-five cents in change. * All the way down, the car was crowded. Mr. Hoy found himself helping hia wife out of the car, across the street and into the restaurant Before he had time to think further, he was beginning in earnest the part be had just been rehearsing. His look of startled surprise, as hts hand came out empty from his pocket, was perfect. The head waiter came hurrying up. “What’s the matter? Something lost?” he asked hurriedly. “My pocketbook. It’s gone,” an swered Mr. Hoy truthfully. Then he glanced swiftly at his wife. It was now up to her. “Don’t make such a scene,” his wife whispered hurriedly. “I have enough.'* Mr. Hoy could scarcely refrain from dancing down the room to the table where they were to eat. “Tell me about losing your pocket book.” suggested Mrs. Hoy, as soon as they had given their order. “You snw what happened.” It was all Mr. Hoy could do to keep from * smiling. “Probably some one In the car— have —” “Then, how do you account for this?" und his wife laid on the table, between them, the lost pocketbook. “How —when —where?” stammered Kenton Hoy. “On the floor in front of your chif fonier this niorning. Just after you left," replied Mrs. Hoy. “ ‘A fair e\<4innge is no robbery,’ ” he smiled, ns his hand, In restoring the lost pocketbook to its usual place In his pocket, came In contact with a small, flat object. Pulling It out of his pocket, he tossed It across the table to hie wife. “My pocketbook I” screamed Mrs. Hoy so loud that the diners at the other tables turned to see what had happened. Mr. Hoy nodded. “Why, that’s the very reason I dis charged Della,” continued Mrs. Hoy ex citedly. “I didn’t take It from your drawer,” explained Mr. Hoy. ”1 found it at lunch time, on the sideboard.” "If I were you I wouldn't say any thing again—ever again—about mis laying things,” warned Mrs. Hog. v** 1 Mr. Hoy v. laced. Things were still working as he had figured. The liarping had beguiw